Jackie Kashian: Marry A Nerd | CONAN on TBS

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  • Jackie advises women to marry nerds; they won't cheat or go out all night because they just want to stay home.
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Komentáře • 137

  • @teekomeeko
    @teekomeeko Před 8 lety +75

    Ultra-polished delivery, and even hidden little gags WHILE she transitions. You can tell she's been a stand-up for a long time.

  • @gasolineandwine
    @gasolineandwine Před 8 lety +28

    Absolutely love her timing, and she's a lovely person.

  • @KevKitt
    @KevKitt Před 11 lety +11

    Jackie is one of the nicest stand up comedians I knew. I remember doing open mics with her in Minneapolis at Stevie Ray's Comedy Theater and Cabaret. It's really great to see her doing well. It couldn't have happened to a nicer person.

  • @janefromcanada6943
    @janefromcanada6943 Před rokem +2

    So funny :) Thank you for posting all these videos. You are a pleasure to watch

  • @MrPicklerwoof
    @MrPicklerwoof Před 11 lety +16

    It's refreshing to see a female comic not filling her routine with endless comments on how men are complete bastards, etc.
    She's really good.

  • @EJofLA
    @EJofLA Před 3 lety +3

    Wow great set great delivery- thanks!

  • @jeffwerner2188
    @jeffwerner2188 Před 11 lety +23

    Brilliant smooth funny and easy to understand!

  • @Ken15643
    @Ken15643 Před 10 lety +13

    Jackie is hilarious, she totally cracks me up.

  • @markmarsh27
    @markmarsh27 Před 9 lety +11

    Jackie is a sweetheart and, I think, the best female comic EVER. Compare her reality-based story telling to the nonsense punchlines and meaningless word games of Ellen Degeneres. There's no comparison. Love you Jackie. You're awesome..

    • @shagmefrida4176
      @shagmefrida4176 Před 9 lety

      And I'm sure thinks of you as her number one gay fan.

  • @lenihanadan28
    @lenihanadan28 Před 11 lety +5

    I Love the Rhode Island joke so subtle!

  • @neodonkey
    @neodonkey Před 9 lety +6

    First time I've seen her work, liked it a lot. Clean, solid material. She has some of the same phrasing as Maria Bamford, dunno who influenced who.

  • @duckhuntdog8034
    @duckhuntdog8034 Před 11 lety +4

    One of the funniest stand-ups I've seen on Conan so far

  • @IronChefQuezon
    @IronChefQuezon Před 10 lety +19

    A funny female comedian who doesn't rely on woman or lesbian jokes, I applaud you.

  • @sadiesanerd
    @sadiesanerd Před 7 lety +4

    One of my very favorite comics!

  • @Krowded
    @Krowded Před 11 lety +2

    That was great. Definitely one of the best female stand up comics I've heard.

  • @G0ldnFen1x
    @G0ldnFen1x Před 11 lety +3

    Love her to death, try to see her live whenever I can, and specifically stayed up late to watch Conan just so I could see her. But. I don't know if she's written an new joke in years. I heard all these same jokes 3 years ago when I first saw her live. I recommend her to all my friends, and I love her standup, but I really would like to hear something new. :)

  • @jeffwerner2188
    @jeffwerner2188 Před 11 lety +15

    Wow people. So many mean comments..... Really.... Compassion?

  • @leejesm
    @leejesm Před 11 lety +1

    dress up as pirates and take over another wedding...as your wedding. that may be the best idea I've ever heard.

  • @arielb5317
    @arielb5317 Před 5 lety

    Omg she KILLS me!!! LMAO!! Love her!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @macryan19
    @macryan19 Před 10 lety +16

    This was awesome, definitely funny. What is wrong with people these days.. theres so many hate comments on youtube, you know that just reflects your person right? God damn, how about just looking for the good in life? Its just about fun.

    • @alexniederhauser3829
      @alexniederhauser3829 Před 7 lety

      macryan19 Positive Reinforcement (minus the talking down to "people these days"). I agree with you. Jackie Kashian is a good comedian, and I truly believe that true laughter can be the music of the heart

  • @Gracetx90
    @Gracetx90 Před 5 lety

    Probably one of faves on Conan!!!

  • @bobbertceiling
    @bobbertceiling Před 11 lety

    i think female comedians are faced with a tougher crowd and rougher expectations but this chick fucking rocked it. great set !

  • @mrnulliustestikleezeeastee7365

    Jesus, she is hilarious!!!

  • @angelapitts2123
    @angelapitts2123 Před měsícem

    It's really just that romantic 😂😅😂❤

  • @tyronehines9574
    @tyronehines9574 Před 6 lety +1

    Just saw her on 2 Dope Queens! This lady is hilarious!

  • @moeezS
    @moeezS Před 11 lety +1

    When I have kids, I'm getting them a turtle. Thanks, Jackie!

  • @Daily_Bassist
    @Daily_Bassist Před 9 lety +9

    It's not fuckin paper scissors rock damnit people it's Rock Paper Scissors!

  • @naghoumette
    @naghoumette Před 11 lety +1

    she made me smile :)

  • @masio13
    @masio13 Před 11 lety

    That was the best female comedian I have seen so far...

  • @grandexandi
    @grandexandi Před 11 lety +1

    Seems like it's not that you don't like female comedians as much as you don't like the social roles attributed to women in general. Even if male comedians have a wider range as you say, they also work within the roles that are given to them, which may be, as I expect, more varied. So, in the end, the feminist struggle may bring improvements to comedy by widening its range. Also, I recommend Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Wanda Sykes and, of course, Lucille Ball and Carol Burnett.

  • @greenrobot5
    @greenrobot5 Před 11 lety

    she should get her own show

  • @Mowingthefrontlawn
    @Mowingthefrontlawn Před 11 lety

    She said she'd rather get a metal plate in her head and collect a magnet for each place she travels to. Then she gave an example with Rhode Island.

  • @twil7272
    @twil7272 Před 11 lety +2

    Amazing set, she has a podcast called dork forest you should check it out :)

  • @ironskull57
    @ironskull57 Před 11 lety +1

    i am a cat person but she makes a good point

  • @juliethildreth7518
    @juliethildreth7518 Před 8 lety +3

    She is funny!

  • @TDog14126
    @TDog14126 Před 9 lety +7

    I thought she was gay too, lol

  • @maxcharlieify
    @maxcharlieify Před 2 lety

    The besttttttt thing ever

  • @WeirdoGeek
    @WeirdoGeek Před rokem

    Good looking out, Jackie.

  • @Jordacar
    @Jordacar Před 11 lety

    I read comics and collect figures, and I am indeed home. Right now.

  • @101stBuckmaster
    @101stBuckmaster Před 11 lety

    FUCK YEAH WISCONSIN :D And yes my great grandparents did collect spoons lol

  • @InnerMagnetismEarth
    @InnerMagnetismEarth Před 11 lety

    Hilarious. Love her.

  • @lslewis
    @lslewis Před 11 lety

    I definitely tell she's a veteran at this. But I gotta meet her husband. Seems like a cool dude.

  • @ddhu5396
    @ddhu5396 Před rokem

    Love her

  • @alisa398
    @alisa398 Před 11 lety

    Joan Rivers wants you to live, Ben. Joan so appreciates your fangurlishness. Godspeed, Ben.Long may you rave.

  • @neodonkey
    @neodonkey Před 9 lety +2

    Worth noting that the constant stream of hate filled messages from "Nuna Yahbizness" seem to be a certain "Alisa Spitzberg" a stalker who appears to be in need of professional help.

  • @IkigaiJin
    @IkigaiJin Před 11 lety

    The marriage part was the best....

  • @grandexandi
    @grandexandi Před 11 lety

    I think it's weird that she began the dying pet routine by saying "I love animals, people are animals, I love people" (therefore establishing a parallel between animals and people) and then referred to animals as objects, like products you can simply buy and dispose of. I mean, her choice to draw that parallel makes me understand that she would be inclined to feel that old dying people should also be put to sleep. I guess that, more than animal rage, I'm just confused by her writing.

  • @MatthewFry
    @MatthewFry Před 11 lety

    Her husband is hilarious!

  • @arhinoturtle
    @arhinoturtle Před 11 lety +1

    the fighting through levels joke should have got better laughs... it worked on multiple levels... I lol'd

  • @delightfulsunny
    @delightfulsunny Před 11 lety

    I mean, I understand that we form close bonds with our pets, but yeah, a freaking dialysis for a cat... that's overkill.

  • @greybash
    @greybash Před 11 lety

    shes awesome

  • @kennethfagan9738
    @kennethfagan9738 Před rokem

    She did a great job! Hilarious 🤣

  • @Bassetmonkey
    @Bassetmonkey Před 11 lety +1

    Great job! Go listen to her Dork Forest podcast if you want to hear more ... super great interviewer and just as funny as her stand up. :D

  • @bodytrainer1crane730
    @bodytrainer1crane730 Před 5 měsíci

    Genius

  • @ZeeZ394
    @ZeeZ394 Před 11 lety

    Am I the only one that read her name as Kardashian

  • @FishyBishyGame
    @FishyBishyGame Před 10 lety +4

    Very good she's a bit too fast though she should give the audience more time to react

  • @ShadowCrowX
    @ShadowCrowX Před 11 lety +4

    wicked! a female comedian who didn't talk about her poon or period!

  • @bobknobification
    @bobknobification Před 11 lety

    nice tea towel

  • @PersianKevin
    @PersianKevin Před 11 lety

    looks like Omid Jalili with a wig!

  • @argumentativeindian8638
    @argumentativeindian8638 Před 11 lety

    She's so funny :)

  • @thetylerp
    @thetylerp Před 11 lety

    Whoa whoa whoa what does Rhode Island have to do with this?

  • @johnangelle5975
    @johnangelle5975 Před 11 lety

    Yeah, I thought the part about killing the boss was good. I guess it just wasn't a good crowd for video game references.

  • @CURIOUS0111
    @CURIOUS0111 Před 11 lety

    I like her

  • @ScarletWitchJakarta
    @ScarletWitchJakarta Před 11 lety

    Most stand up comedians are just unemployed sitcom writers.

  • @coogallypuff
    @coogallypuff Před 11 lety

    There were some solid jokes in there but she was going waaaayyyy to fast. It also came out a bit naggy at some points, just the tone. It might have just been the limited time but she ended strong.

  • @blueeyesaf
    @blueeyesaf Před 11 lety

    This got a resounding "meh" from me.

  • @alisa398
    @alisa398 Před 11 lety

    It will get better, Ben. You have a soulmate out there and her name is Evita Rush. She lives in Vancouver, Washington. Her contact info is online. You and her would be in love in minutes. Give it a try, pal.

  • @ClayMann
    @ClayMann Před 11 lety

    That, that was just low. I'm not saying I don't see it, but man, some things should stay in your head.

  • @ryanflippin1243
    @ryanflippin1243 Před 11 lety

    Priceline express deals suck!

  • @4203105
    @4203105 Před 11 lety

    I had a diabetic cat once, I had to inject with insulin. (It's hard to let those little fuckers go, once you love them)
    How would you ever have to pay $3000 for that? They take just the same insulin humans do and since they are so tiny, you inject very little amounts each time. That is at most $20 month.

  • @artephile
    @artephile Před 11 lety

    I love her husband

  • @tzlawina
    @tzlawina Před 11 lety

    She didn't even make me smile.

  • @Mossfaerie
    @Mossfaerie Před 11 lety

    *smack* rhode island.

  • @RHINOSAUR
    @RHINOSAUR Před 3 lety

    Slow start, then kill!

  • @rronzogaj920
    @rronzogaj920 Před 5 lety

    SHE IS THE FEMALE TOM PAPA

  • @Napkiner
    @Napkiner Před 11 lety

    i would marry you

  • @SpookyCabins
    @SpookyCabins Před 11 lety

    LEOG

  • @dannyjfunez
    @dannyjfunez Před 11 lety

    Wow 48 dislikes all from 48 accounts made by alisa spitzberg lol

  • @reko3103
    @reko3103 Před 8 lety +5

    Her husband is funny...

  • @WuhSuhDood
    @WuhSuhDood Před 11 lety

    Started off really bad had a glimmer of hope followed by uhhhhh

  • @bobknobification
    @bobknobification Před 11 lety

    really? i beg to differ.

  • @newgardner
    @newgardner Před 11 lety

    @Picklerxxx....she did bash men...like her husband who thinks everything should be a game. She man bashed. She's good though.

  • @720lupe
    @720lupe Před 11 lety

    Not at all entertaining for the most part, but a couple chuckles. (which means two). Not trying to be a critic, but my view of this performance was pretty boring.

  • @michaelkupfer3723
    @michaelkupfer3723 Před 11 lety

    Good material, but I don't like her delivery. She seems to rush through the jokes, and doesn't let the punchline unfold in people's minds.
    She's good though

  • @leesway
    @leesway Před 8 lety

    I think she'd be better writing /directing skits or giving ideas for cool cartoons than doing stand up. creative mind

  • @blahblahblahEMILY
    @blahblahblahEMILY Před 11 lety

    lol cool excuse bro

  • @SquidandCatAdventures
    @SquidandCatAdventures Před 9 lety +6

    Meow!

  • @adreanix
    @adreanix Před 9 lety

    Is this stand-up for moms in middle america?

  • @alisa398
    @alisa398 Před 11 lety

    I meant to say 20 years. Also, she has an extensive criminal record. What a disastrous tub of lard.

  • @grandexandi
    @grandexandi Před 11 lety

    dont be ridiculous, what about yo mama?!

  • @alisa398
    @alisa398 Před 11 lety

    Thank you. Notaro has been able to spread her lies for a very long time so it is good to hear that the word is out to some degree. Kashian agreed to lie in court and put on a whole disgusting display in order to get a gig at something called, "The Bentzen Ball." A "ball" curated by Notaro strictly to reward those who agreed to cover up for her and have her avoid the serious repurcussions of her actions. Kashian was the worst. And, she does have an extensive criminal record. Add perjury now.

  • @ClayMann
    @ClayMann Před 11 lety

    Most CZcams commenters are unemployed and can't write. *rimshot*

  • @jb_terahertz
    @jb_terahertz Před 11 lety

    She aigth.

  • @thesamo360
    @thesamo360 Před 9 lety

    Who says female comedians arent funny....this clip thats who!
    I tried but this isn't good. Much funnier female comedians out there schumar, peretti, silverman

    • @LokkerG
      @LokkerG Před 9 lety

      Comediennes(female comics) have this aspect where you either laugh or feel like you paid to get sacked and were expected to tip. Male comedians *will* make you laugh, but there's a broader range of negative responses. I'm not busting a gut when I watch this example that love is out there, but I do enjoy her humor. I've seen bombs in the fairer sex, but at least I don't feel violated when they conclude their performance.

  • @AwesomeMullet69
    @AwesomeMullet69 Před 11 lety

    2:50 typical female comic, just stands around and recites all the funny things guys say...

  • @animtr83
    @animtr83 Před 11 lety

    Eh, 5/10

  • @25rushh
    @25rushh Před 11 lety

    punto

  • @chanabarth8479
    @chanabarth8479 Před 11 lety

    I heard that she had a criminal record and no one called her out on it. So sorry that you had to go through with what you did. My friends in the comedy community have told me that Kashian is a very sick lady.

  • @alisa398
    @alisa398 Před 11 lety

    It shouldn't be. This hog has been plying her wares for decades. She should be able to elicit one laugh by now.

  • @ElKartun1229
    @ElKartun1229 Před 11 lety

    Ok