Tik Toks That I Literally Have No Words For

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  • @luckymoonjoy1278
    @luckymoonjoy1278 Před 3 lety +25586

    ............. where the hell does that cowboy work? Can I work there?

    • @binklebonkle1005
      @binklebonkle1005 Před 3 lety +1371

      Dreams can come true if you work hard and believe ✨⭐️

    • @artemisfowldragon
      @artemisfowldragon Před 3 lety +680

      Ditto bitch I need to make me some moneeyyyyyyy, and while I may not be talented or thin because I have a bad attitude to exercise because of my childhood , I am too anxious to speak up against anything a person does to me

    • @leafyisqueer7155
      @leafyisqueer7155 Před 3 lety +1763

      I don't need sleep, I need answers. Gay cow boy answers.

    • @luckymoonjoy1278
      @luckymoonjoy1278 Před 3 lety +352

      I was pinned lmaooooooo

    • @DG-en7do
      @DG-en7do Před 3 lety +558

      He's down at ram ranch

  • @sevend-nl9xe
    @sevend-nl9xe Před 2 lety +5757

    “i don’t have an std from harvard”
    best. line. ever.

  • @-_mattie_-3925
    @-_mattie_-3925 Před 3 lety +12019

    I don’t have an std from harvard

    • @Siyanaaaaaaa
      @Siyanaaaaaaa Před 3 lety +50

      244 likes and no replys

    • @-_mattie_-3925
      @-_mattie_-3925 Před 3 lety +80

      (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

    • @redfuse8369
      @redfuse8369 Před 3 lety +16

      I've seen the picture from your profile pic on the internetzles pretzels

    • @MoriahDreams123
      @MoriahDreams123 Před 3 lety +57

      well you're one of the lucky ones because most from Harvard couldn't say the same.

    • @dizzymaster_1465
      @dizzymaster_1465 Před 3 lety +12

      HAHAHAHAHAHAH I’M LAUGHING CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ONE EITHER

  • @lordfartquadruple
    @lordfartquadruple Před 2 lety +984

    “A dress with pockets.” Finally, a man who understands 😔😫

  • @yulls8140
    @yulls8140 Před 2 lety +313

    "A dress with pockets"
    *I see he is man of culture*

  • @freyalynne2225
    @freyalynne2225 Před 3 lety +7105

    Plain ice cream would literally taste like milk

  • @GoCrazyBaby3
    @GoCrazyBaby3 Před 3 lety +6590

    The guy giving his dog cold water,🥺 “I love you”

    • @Mary-cd3cl
      @Mary-cd3cl Před 3 lety +19

      Bruh

    • @floofimortdoesthings284
      @floofimortdoesthings284 Před 3 lety +36

      @@troycroney9590 idk our floor is rlly cold so the metal dog bowl we have just stays cold

    • @daisyisnotreal
      @daisyisnotreal Před 3 lety +15

      I don't have a dog why do people make the water cold

    • @xara5417
      @xara5417 Před 3 lety +44

      @@troycroney9590 we dont because our dog refused to drink the cold water opposed to the room temp water. Dogs have a preference. Some hate cold water.

    • @Crystalkitzoku
      @Crystalkitzoku Před 3 lety +5

      i never gave my pets cold water, only icecubes

  • @ryroses
    @ryroses Před 2 lety +74

    "Cold water for my fella, i love you"
    That man spoke with so much love, so genuinely

  • @literallydiamondcat
    @literallydiamondcat Před 2 lety +140

    3:28 this tiktok is the most vine energy I've ever felt from a tiktok

  • @ECMoPo
    @ECMoPo Před 3 lety +3571

    “I don’t have a STD... sorry a PHD from Harvard”.😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m out.

  • @panicathogwarts8677
    @panicathogwarts8677 Před 3 lety +8459

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE A-BEN-GERS

  • @-Kokushibo--yj1nb
    @-Kokushibo--yj1nb Před 2 lety +101

    “You spilt the cup in half!”
    “You angry boi!”😂🤣🤣

  • @Izuku-Midoriya7
    @Izuku-Midoriya7 Před 2 lety +37

    7:53 Maybe they wouldn’t be telling her to go to class if she wasn’t on TikTok all day xD

    • @fragranceman4101
      @fragranceman4101 Před rokem +8

      Or if she wore an ID card 🙄 she’s just attention seeking

  • @Literallyarealhuman
    @Literallyarealhuman Před 3 lety +6397

    The Abengers has to be the best thing I just learnt about

    • @backwardsangels
      @backwardsangels Před 3 lety +83

      Now we have the Josh Fight

    • @MuTVTWO
      @MuTVTWO Před 3 lety +20

      “Learnt”

    • @butterarmy9886
      @butterarmy9886 Před 3 lety +66

      @@MuTVTWO it dont matter. This is youtube, not english class

    • @MuTVTWO
      @MuTVTWO Před 3 lety +12

      @@butterarmy9886 I’m a grammar nazi without the mass killing part

    • @spiderycider
      @spiderycider Před 3 lety +19

      @@MuTVTWO they are the same arent they? just different places use them

  • @cringey_banana8466
    @cringey_banana8466 Před 3 lety +3585

    I love how the raccoon just automatically reached for his owners hand whenever he got scared

  • @slowkugaming4945
    @slowkugaming4945 Před 2 lety +83

    5:40 that's common and not just at Target. It's to allow workers to watch the floor when on breaks and also a form of loss prevention. Also almost all the time the bosses office is set up like this so they can monitor workers.

  • @rollotomasislawyer3405
    @rollotomasislawyer3405 Před 2 lety +32

    And I bet Cow-Boy’s dad is real proud of calf he raised too.

  • @MrSauce-pd2fr
    @MrSauce-pd2fr Před 2 lety +3300

    He's not lying, a dress with pockets is all I've ever wanted

  • @missolesoul
    @missolesoul Před 2 lety +1538

    My son went to school and he got upset and said "honey, no" in a disappointed tone to his first grade teacher.

  • @ohheyhowyoudoin1257
    @ohheyhowyoudoin1257 Před 2 lety +21

    11:45 Who's going to tell them...
    I DIED OF LAUGHTER WHEN I SAW THAT THOUGH

  • @kyleighstallings4696
    @kyleighstallings4696 Před 2 lety +10

    At the Lego hand one at the end when he said "everything is awesome" I'm was like oh god please no

  • @Sunflowelle
    @Sunflowelle Před 3 lety +2047

    The babe one is so cute. Sounds like a loving home if the little girl has gotten used to hearing “babe” enough to start saying it

    • @luvforgs8630
      @luvforgs8630 Před 3 lety +14

      i used to do that 😭

    • @zackarydoesgacha9510
      @zackarydoesgacha9510 Před 3 lety +62

      It was pretty sad over the fact she spent half of her life under covid so she doesnt know how to socialize normally

    • @izukumidoriya4773
      @izukumidoriya4773 Před 3 lety +18

      My lil brother used to do that now he’s a bully and bully’s me I’m 8 YEARS OLDER THAN HiM AND HE THINKS THAT GIRLS ARE HIS SLAVES

    • @tiktkfeed4651
      @tiktkfeed4651 Před 3 lety +5

      @@izukumidoriya4773 he sound annoying I’m mean my brother acts like that but when he is serious he’s nice but he’s a joke lol

    • @rollmeinrice
      @rollmeinrice Před 3 lety +1

      I usually only call Babe, Babe when I'm about to start yelling. 😂 Um, Baaaaabe.....? WHY IS THE MILK ON THE COUNTER?! THIS IS THE SECOND GALLON THIS WEEK!

  • @WolfRawrrr
    @WolfRawrrr Před 3 lety +13274

    Guy dressed like a kinky cowgirl: "I make more money than my dad"
    Me: "I believe that"

    • @metalvideos1961
      @metalvideos1961 Před 3 lety +462

      He does he Is an overwatch streamer believe he was pro at some point also

    • @zlomenina
      @zlomenina Před 3 lety +40

      thats a girl lol

    • @xoxgamer1018
      @xoxgamer1018 Před 3 lety +107

      @@urimsuh no one asked

    • @zain-hu6kx
      @zain-hu6kx Před 3 lety +239

      ok but like the thumbnail + title honestly made me feel like the person uploading this thinks crossdressing is weird/strange idk

    • @pinkpeachblossom
      @pinkpeachblossom Před 3 lety +23

      @@urimsuh yes and no one asked for it

  • @omgomg4445
    @omgomg4445 Před 2 lety +12

    4:26 HER DISAPPOINTED FACE IM CRYING 😭😭😭

  • @juliaf946
    @juliaf946 Před 2 lety +9

    3:00 “cold water for my fella” 🥺🥺🥺

  • @lazerdazer1353
    @lazerdazer1353 Před 3 lety +2303

    I could not stop laughing when the blue girl came up, I instantly thought of how much she’d get in trouble 🤣

    • @katthenerd2227
      @katthenerd2227 Před 3 lety +69

      She’s an Avatar now 😂😂😂

    • @summerhonesto9944
      @summerhonesto9944 Před 3 lety +47

      She must've used Manic Panic lol. That happened to me with my blue green hair dye.
      I turned the color of my hair for awhile XD
      And I still do when I shower

    • @creepilywalksaway8207
      @creepilywalksaway8207 Před 3 lety +24

      IM BLU...

    • @summerhonesto9944
      @summerhonesto9944 Před 3 lety +9

      @@creepilywalksaway8207 that was me after dying my hair I went through the house singing I'm blue if I was green I would die

    • @reverrage
      @reverrage Před 3 lety +9

      I thought 'daaaaamn that's not com'n off for awhile!' & if I was her grandma is be laff'n at her! Then tell her to bleach the shower! But still RFLMAO

  • @addyrodes9142
    @addyrodes9142 Před 3 lety +2732

    My take away is that I will be changing my name to Ben

  • @alexthefrogg
    @alexthefrogg Před 2 lety +29

    3:57
    as a person who has a dress with pockets (BIG POCKETS) i can confirm the authenticity of this.

    • @lizardthedragon
      @lizardthedragon Před rokem

      Me who doesn’t wear dresses:

    • @bruceyamada2800
      @bruceyamada2800 Před rokem

      @@lizardthedragon Then just don't reply?

    • @lizardthedragon
      @lizardthedragon Před rokem

      @@bruceyamada2800 what

    • @lizardthedragon
      @lizardthedragon Před rokem

      @@bruceyamada2800 you didn’t need to reply to that either??

    • @bruceyamada2800
      @bruceyamada2800 Před rokem

      @@lizardthedragon But they weren't talking about you do I was just telling you that you didn't have to express your opinion at this given time also idk if you know but you could have just replied to me in one comment not write "what" separately but you do you

  • @pjytydew
    @pjytydew Před 2 lety +8

    2:57 is beyond wholesome that aint his dog thats his son

  • @alyshay82597
    @alyshay82597 Před 3 lety +1441

    “I know what ladies want. A dress... with POCKETS”
    My body is ready

  • @Is_this_taken_yet
    @Is_this_taken_yet Před 2 lety +12

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FISH?!?! IM SO CONFUSED!!!😭😭

    • @manta_dive
      @manta_dive Před 2 lety

      it's got to be a diorama or artifical scene in poured resin - or a stupid video trick.

    • @like_grrra
      @like_grrra Před 2 lety

      my heart literally stopped that did not look right 😭

  • @adalynramirez5611
    @adalynramirez5611 Před 2 lety +12

    6:50
    Pov it's sugar free

  • @tsamarabella1795
    @tsamarabella1795 Před 3 lety +1212

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE "IMAGINE", IT LITERALLY TEARS ME UP😭😭😭

  • @Hamhockss
    @Hamhockss Před 2 lety +6

    The girl that asked for pickles on her sandwich caught me off guard 🤣

  • @Chefhat1225
    @Chefhat1225 Před rokem +7

    1:36 they should call themselves the bedi council

  • @witchycat15
    @witchycat15 Před 3 lety +782

    The fact that it's legal to ship something in a hot pocket box makes my day so much better

    • @kaydollar2490
      @kaydollar2490 Před 3 lety +20

      I would actually get disappointed to not get those hot pockets tho

    • @thomashughes_teh
      @thomashughes_teh Před 2 lety +6

      I turn Amazon bubble wrap envelopes inside out. I disassemble boxes and reassemble them inside out.

    • @MelodyPeridot
      @MelodyPeridot Před rokem +1

      ​@@thomashughes_teh excellent

  • @notgreatnotterrible48years63

    “Cold water for my fella” awwwwwwwww

    • @ES11777
      @ES11777 Před 3 lety +12

      It was adorable

  • @kingjulianthe23rd66
    @kingjulianthe23rd66 Před 2 lety +4

    1:44 he got more drip than all of us

  • @aceg7781
    @aceg7781 Před 3 lety +1030

    The dads imitation of the 2 year old saying “babe” made my day

    • @rollmeinrice
      @rollmeinrice Před 3 lety +2

      I call my babe, Babe and I've definitely accidentally called friends, coworkers, and strangers Babe. My mom's face was priceless when I told her "Babe, chill."

  • @allosaurus1mix
    @allosaurus1mix Před 3 lety +712

    Raccoon said “hold me I’m frightened 🥺” my heart I-

  • @everyoneknowsitsbutters8071

    0:33
    “What else could she really want?” A clean house.

  • @Somebodo
    @Somebodo Před 2 lety +11

    5:30 lol all the time

  • @squid5097
    @squid5097 Před 3 lety +3105

    “What is it without the vanilla?! 😡😤”
    Milk. It’s milk my guy. Milk.
    Edit: for the people who keep replying sweet cream/cream, that’s still made out of milk. So catch me outside so I can throw these hands.

    • @user-bu4rz6li1o
      @user-bu4rz6li1o Před 3 lety +7

      Ahaha 😂

    • @assortedfruit904
      @assortedfruit904 Před 3 lety +79

      I think its Cream and sugar

    • @Skylon2311
      @Skylon2311 Před 3 lety +14

      It deepens ice cream is with milk and ice is with water

    • @zaqieyayusup6293
      @zaqieyayusup6293 Před 3 lety +5

      Wait I thought it's just Ice

    • @sibelkislali7883
      @sibelkislali7883 Před 3 lety +16

      turkish ice cream doesn't have vanilla, its just called "sade" which means plain... and its a lot better than vanilla

  • @nlestrade656
    @nlestrade656 Před 3 lety +1045

    Fun fact: ice cream with no flavor would be flavored like buttermilk or sweet cream, depending on what it's mixed with

    • @mel2998
      @mel2998 Před 3 lety +8

      Wouldnt it taste like egg custard? But hella milky since base of icecream is creme anglais or whatever its spelled?

    • @sophiafosdick4511
      @sophiafosdick4511 Před 3 lety

      I would eat that :]

    • @scrimmybingus6876
      @scrimmybingus6876 Před 3 lety

      have y'all never tried profiteroles? I'm p sure the stuff in there is unflavoured. doesn't taste v good ngl

    • @draxinsklounce
      @draxinsklounce Před 3 lety +5

      .....flavorless means FLAVORLESS💀 NO FLAVOR

    • @purplexkat6303
      @purplexkat6303 Před 3 lety

      So There's this magical thing called ice cream. I heard its popular in denmark that its ice *ice cream*. Mostly ice-y and snow-y texture. You can pour hot flavoured "sauce" to colour and flavour it

  • @alonely_corncob6316
    @alonely_corncob6316 Před 2 lety +6

    Okay but like nobody is talking about 8:15 its literally me xD

  • @dragcraftmaster7
    @dragcraftmaster7 Před 2 lety +2

    10:05 that’s so wholesome

  • @NigelThornbery
    @NigelThornbery Před 3 lety +979

    That poor goldfish has been living off of corn from peoples turds for years.

  • @denkikaminari7179
    @denkikaminari7179 Před 3 lety +606

    It’s adorable how the raccoon grabbed that girls hand when they got scared 🥺

  • @berkleyystewartt
    @berkleyystewartt Před 2 lety +1

    3:21 he said what we all needed to hear 😌

  • @user-gw6ir7hi4f
    @user-gw6ir7hi4f Před 9 dny +1

    "Welcome to the team comrade" That killed me💀

  • @lanawalker441
    @lanawalker441 Před 3 lety +1291

    “The only thing he built like is a nerf foot ball” BAHAHAHA

  • @kiippiee3928
    @kiippiee3928 Před 3 lety +723

    "I guess I'm too tough to cry"
    *Hotdog gets run over*
    *Me replaying and over and over again laughing my butt off*

  • @crackheadadventures
    @crackheadadventures Před rokem

    YES A COOPER CAMEO
    loved the whole vid

  • @Sidebitch
    @Sidebitch Před rokem +2

    I like how the only thing in that guys fridge that was clean was the jar of pickles

  • @doosca2279
    @doosca2279 Před 3 lety +913

    “I dont have a S T D- PHD from Harvard”

    • @adonaiyah2196
      @adonaiyah2196 Před 3 lety +6

      True

    • @aaroshzulfi_
      @aaroshzulfi_ Před 3 lety +5

      u got the same pfp as me i thought that was me who commented

    • @s.winter7455
      @s.winter7455 Před 3 lety +3

      @@aaroshzulfi_ I've never seen this before on yt holy shit hahah

  • @paulakaji
    @paulakaji Před 3 lety +595

    9:24:
    “40 pcs of spicy chicken nuggets for 15.99”
    “... and two large fries”
    tHE WAY HE SAID IT OMAGAH

    • @phlox238
      @phlox238 Před 3 lety +20

      bro he sounds like kermit

  • @urlocalcrackie7368
    @urlocalcrackie7368 Před 2 lety +2

    12:03 who ever did that earns my respect

  • @whokilledangel
    @whokilledangel Před 2 lety +2

    3:34 don’t knock it til you try it, mustard with popcorn is so good 🥴

  • @jakubosmic5984
    @jakubosmic5984 Před 3 lety +675

    "Why didn't you go to the bathroom when it was lunch? "
    Bathroom at lunch: 2:23

    • @reverenddixie6890
      @reverenddixie6890 Před 3 lety +15

      IMAOOO

    • @urmomsrightpinkytoe3400
      @urmomsrightpinkytoe3400 Před 3 lety +8

      😂😂😂

    • @appleg1987
      @appleg1987 Před 3 lety +1

      All the girls were mad loud like
      "OMG JESSICA THERES A FCKIN SPIDER HERE BITCH I DONT WANNA BE SPIDER GIRL SJSAASSSSSAAAAAA"
      Then most of the girls ran out while im paniking while takin a sht in one of the lucky clean stalls

  • @citrus_sarcasm4058
    @citrus_sarcasm4058 Před 3 lety +470

    WHEN SHE FLIPPED THE GRILLED CHEESE MY LEFT KIDNEY PUNCTURED

    • @marquisharris8539
      @marquisharris8539 Před 3 lety +17

      She said "Im done" LMAO

    • @sleepykittyMMD
      @sleepykittyMMD Před 3 lety +9

      i just use grill tongues to flip grilled cheese. but tbh imma try that the next time i make one

    • @violetpuddins
      @violetpuddins Před 3 lety +6

      That’s a nice frying pan tho
      I love the color

  • @feryourmomslover4412
    @feryourmomslover4412 Před 2 lety +1

    8:58 The words I’ve been dying to hear my entire life

  • @susanbrennan5511
    @susanbrennan5511 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Yes. A dress with pockets is amazing.

  • @KKISCRAZYFUL
    @KKISCRAZYFUL Před 3 lety +610

    For anyone wondering, ice cream base or sweet cream is the flavor of plain ice cream.

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 Před 3 lety +38

      yeh i figured it would just taste like milk or whipped cream lol

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 Před 3 lety +13

      Im like, bruh did no one tell you ice cream is made out MF cream?! I get its supposed to be a joke but it just makes him look dumber than a brick

    • @jakwolfe3025
      @jakwolfe3025 Před 3 lety

      Ok but what does that taste like

    • @KKISCRAZYFUL
      @KKISCRAZYFUL Před 3 lety

      @@jakwolfe3025 it tastes like milk if you added sugar. It's not bad at all, it just leaves something to be desired.

    • @KKISCRAZYFUL
      @KKISCRAZYFUL Před 3 lety +1

      @@bobrossjr.6078 only if you're making frozen yogurt though

  • @error_4004
    @error_4004 Před 3 lety +284

    Girl really said, “CrOisANT.” 💀 That made me laugh too much along with her passive aggressive apology.

    • @Lily-gz3ip
      @Lily-gz3ip Před 3 lety +7

      you made me drop my croSSAnT

    • @claratheperson8805
      @claratheperson8805 Před 3 lety +14

      “I don’t have a std from harvard”

    • @apollineboye4806
      @apollineboye4806 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah but that's not even how it has to be pronounced in french because the final t is silent (and by the way i personally do not care at all how people say the world but as a french speaker it's always a little wierd to hear it that way)

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 Před 2 lety

      @@apollineboye4806 i believe everyone knows how croissant is actually pronounced, unless they're around 5 years old.

  • @King_Layy-Z
    @King_Layy-Z Před 4 měsíci +3

    4:32 Mmm....
    SPLASH

  • @boopdedoop3764
    @boopdedoop3764 Před 2 lety

    No but the rainbow fish had always been such a comfort for me omg I consumed any and all content of it when I was little

  • @jackrozzgraham875
    @jackrozzgraham875 Před 3 lety +566

    Girl: "Me and Dylan got a frog!"
    The frog: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

    • @dylanalarcon2682
      @dylanalarcon2682 Před 3 lety +4

      It's true i was there

    • @georgesambilay23
      @georgesambilay23 Před 3 lety +2

      BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @Chillfeild431
      @Chillfeild431 Před 3 lety +3

      *The frog needs help from those criminals.*

    • @h1ra3th_
      @h1ra3th_ Před 3 lety

      Draco :>

    • @ellawheeles8900
      @ellawheeles8900 Před 3 lety +3

      it’s actually quite common for frogs to scream. it usually means that they are uncomfortable or stressed. me and my sister have been looking into getting pet frogs for about 2 months now and that’s a very common concern.

  • @justagirlobsessedwithfando9936

    To the girl In the tik tok who had to search up what Y/N meant because she kept writing it as her name *reader fanfics have ruined us all*

    • @dolondasgupta2350
      @dolondasgupta2350 Před 3 lety +9

      yup lol😂

    • @atlas3896
      @atlas3896 Před 3 lety +8

      Yes 👍

    • @aloistrancy.
      @aloistrancy. Před 3 lety +25

      I hated those with a passion, I'd be looking up a good gay fan fic and I would accidentally click a + reader one and get so pissed off. Do you really think I want to even be pretending a man is touching me?

    • @atlas3896
      @atlas3896 Před 3 lety +7

      @@aloistrancy. I hate those types but some are actually alright

    • @Crooked_spine
      @Crooked_spine Před 3 lety +17

      I was like.. she doesn’t know what y/n means? And then when she showed the deffinition I was like oh.. wait

  • @ElliePhelps
    @ElliePhelps Před rokem

    three minutes and 20 seconds. it is so good

  • @bananapete6721
    @bananapete6721 Před 2 lety

    The spoon 1 got me REAL GOOD

  • @blue-tf4hx
    @blue-tf4hx Před 3 lety +593

    "ima gine" LMFAOAOAO😭

  • @c_elia
    @c_elia Před 3 lety +666

    “how I get ladies? I know what woman want, a dress with pockets”
    that’s actually true
    just got shorts with pockets 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

    • @plut0_blu3
      @plut0_blu3 Před 3 lety +21

      So true. When I find a dress or skirt with pockets, it's the highlight of my day

    • @c_elia
      @c_elia Před 3 lety +2

      @@plut0_blu3 yup

    • @skylarjaxx2399
      @skylarjaxx2399 Před 3 lety +2

      @@plut0_blu3 it's like a visit to heaven.

    • @marzipanmango
      @marzipanmango Před 3 lety

      When I found a dress on Amazon with pockets I bought 3 more of them in different colours 😔

    • @plut0_blu3
      @plut0_blu3 Před 3 lety

      @@marzipanmango lucky, I'm jealous

  • @bogbert7019
    @bogbert7019 Před rokem

    "cold water for my fella. I love you :)" will live rent free in my head forever. few videos spark that much joy for me

  • @AbbigailSmith-ou7sq
    @AbbigailSmith-ou7sq Před 8 měsíci

    I have never seen someone open a brownie so smooth in my life

  • @theysaydamn
    @theysaydamn Před 3 lety +513

    *Teacher standing on table, exuding pure chaotic energy * “I’m standing up here because we have a lot to do”

    • @angie282
      @angie282 Před 3 lety +9

      @Gina Brooks she seems VERY fun i would die

  • @skibiditoiletxd7
    @skibiditoiletxd7 Před 3 lety +199

    “i don’t have an std- sorry phd from Harvard”
    IM DYING LMAO 💀💀💀

    • @skibiditoiletxd7
      @skibiditoiletxd7 Před 2 lety +1

      @@deadwingg do you not know what an std is? don’t look it up if you don’t know

  • @jommisalami
    @jommisalami Před rokem +1

    This is still iconic

  • @agayintrovertedvirgo4473

    I don't think I have ever see gab stressed or mad 💀

  • @loverofmyths
    @loverofmyths Před 3 lety +263

    That story about that 2 yo calling her parents babe is pretty fucking hilarious

  • @SuperGirl-nc2xb
    @SuperGirl-nc2xb Před 3 lety +660

    Nothing cuter than a deep voiced tatted black dude giving cold water to his little fella chihuahua in a sweater 😂😂😂❤️

  • @railimarotto2561
    @railimarotto2561 Před 2 lety +2

    I immediately died from laughter when 0:32 started.

  • @thekelc7243
    @thekelc7243 Před rokem +2

    13:20 that fella loves you too, my guy

  • @tiano6862
    @tiano6862 Před 3 lety +161

    Those fish said “Act natural 🐠”

  • @InjectV3nom69-666
    @InjectV3nom69-666 Před 3 lety +598

    "No matter how cold it is outside, don't matter if there's snow outside, there's either a Matthew, a Logan, or a Luke outside wearing shorts. "
    Me, a Matthew: *wears shorts* oh.

    • @noodle2932
      @noodle2932 Před 3 lety +4

      Lmao, underrated comment

    • @katsukibakugo9536
      @katsukibakugo9536 Před 3 lety +2

      My brother is one of them but his name is rlly rare so

    • @mrdigbears5675
      @mrdigbears5675 Před 3 lety +1

      I wear shorts but it’s a another name

    • @SillySpiderWeb
      @SillySpiderWeb Před 3 lety +3

      Me, a person with a old lady name that does by she/they, and doesn’t give a shit if it’s bellow 0 outside.. I see this as an absolute win

    • @gonk9204
      @gonk9204 Před 3 lety +1

      I am a Frank also representing the idiot shorts gang

  • @s_a_r_a_h8060
    @s_a_r_a_h8060 Před rokem +1

    8:32 WHAT THE HELL I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING-😂

  • @xsitied2708
    @xsitied2708 Před 2 lety +7

    1:53 LMFAO

  • @moerudragon
    @moerudragon Před 3 lety +727

    how did that girl DYE HER ENTIRE BODY BLUE WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

    • @keigotakamihawks149
      @keigotakamihawks149 Před 3 lety +10

      I KNOW THAT WAS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS!!!

    • @Hochkarriert31
      @Hochkarriert31 Před 3 lety +30

      LIKE I HAVE BLUE HAIR AND I KNOW THE PAIN OF A BLUE SHOWER AND SEMI BLUE HANDS AFTER WASHING OFF THE DYE BUT HOWWWWWWWWW IN THE WORLD

    • @beezle.
      @beezle. Před 3 lety +15

      The dye from her hair drained onto her body while she was washing her hair

    • @Hochkarriert31
      @Hochkarriert31 Před 3 lety +4

      no shit what. Did not expect that to happen when u are standing under a shower. While products and water wash down your body.
      Nice try to explain the obvious.

    • @Hochkarriert31
      @Hochkarriert31 Před 3 lety +5

      @Kageyama’s Milk oh god it was sarcasm my boi.
      I have blue hair myself. The dye will soak into your hands and eventually your neck when u wash it out. But that's the point that no one understands why her while body looks like a blueberry.
      Calm down.

  • @nothingjustlikethat8702
    @nothingjustlikethat8702 Před 3 lety +288

    " Are there bridges where you live?"
    " I don't live"
    " Okay"

  • @wrdcr_Muhrm
    @wrdcr_Muhrm Před 2 lety

    This is hilarious

  • @Luc.vi.sa52
    @Luc.vi.sa52 Před 2 lety

    I stan that first lil girl sooo much. She knows the wayyys

  • @buhagsigwasan2259
    @buhagsigwasan2259 Před 3 lety +601

    I'm genuinely wondering why the fishes are frozen

    • @sleepykittyMMD
      @sleepykittyMMD Před 3 lety +79

      probably a glitch in the matrix, or maybe the tank is actually a flat screen TV and it just froze.

    • @CavegirlMelanieHobby
      @CavegirlMelanieHobby Před 3 lety +29

      Yes! That one's disturbing me!

    • @Jyudee
      @Jyudee Před 3 lety +39

      It’s probably an exhibit. Just fake fish.

    • @Monica-jl3um
      @Monica-jl3um Před 3 lety +6

      Hello brother

    • @maddiewhatever441
      @maddiewhatever441 Před 3 lety +8

      @@Jyudee I think it's bass pro, which usually always has real fish. Either it is fake now, or the possibility of the. Being frozen in Texas is real lmao

  • @jw776
    @jw776 Před 3 lety +296

    Mom:"go hang out with the neighbor's kid"
    The neighbor's kid: 2:22

  • @shikemitaiwo6902
    @shikemitaiwo6902 Před 2 lety

    It's like I've been sucked into a portal of these videos

  • @LISAthe-pizza
    @LISAthe-pizza Před 2 lety +1

    0:32 The house looks like it was owned by 5 generations of the same family and never renovated.

  • @jahzing_itup7270
    @jahzing_itup7270 Před 3 lety +269

    "My sincerest apologies to the France president"
    I am unable to can-

  • @S0URGR4PES
    @S0URGR4PES Před 3 lety +288

    7:55 after watching this, when i went back to school i was just walking around in the halls and a teacher asked "where's your hall pass" I told her i worked there... I still haven't been caught

    • @eo4295
      @eo4295 Před 3 lety +10

      Cheeky Bastard

    • @MayBlake_Channel
      @MayBlake_Channel Před 3 lety +7

      Cheeky Bastard

    • @lucyronk6855
      @lucyronk6855 Před 3 lety +7

      what a madlad

    • @purplegirlsrandomnesschann2284
      @purplegirlsrandomnesschann2284 Před 3 lety +3

      Cheeky bastard
      (*meanwhile my school doesn't have hall passes or anything like that and you can literally sit in a hall and skip class and noone questions you*)

    • @moistsocks2188
      @moistsocks2188 Před 3 lety +2

      @@purplegirlsrandomnesschann2284 sounds like a horrible school that doesnt give a shit about their student's tbh. No offence, seriously. If they cared about you guys, they would at least have electronic passes you fill out on your computers or something similar.

  • @CyberWarezz05
    @CyberWarezz05 Před 2 lety +1

    I loved the"I'm a Gine" one 😂😂

  • @Mandy-Lee
    @Mandy-Lee Před 2 lety

    Chills voice at the end 🤣😂

  • @rinokumura4914
    @rinokumura4914 Před 3 lety +809

    “I have a very fucking weird job” “ I am currently dressed for work and make more money than my dad”

    • @MissSChoon
      @MissSChoon Před 3 lety +13

      Bokuto- san out of all places I find you here, lmao XD

    • @jadejunnie3285
      @jadejunnie3285 Před 3 lety +22

      Question is what does he do I'm lost👀

    • @charliemcfadden5882
      @charliemcfadden5882 Před 3 lety +20

      Or he works at a very strangely themed restaurant

    • @xkeirarodgers
      @xkeirarodgers Před 3 lety +4

      Hello Bokuto-san 😊

    • @MissSChoon
      @MissSChoon Před 3 lety +4

      @@xkeirarodgers Lol he got caught

  • @samikshaa8308
    @samikshaa8308 Před 3 lety +197

    That racoon went like "Brenda hold my hand for a sec".