Suggestion: you should put a green screen behind you and and wear that suit and do an invisible man asmr video. you should wear gloves a top hat and glasses too (inspired from replies)
Nathan Alls he would have to have really bright lighting so the software picks the suit up. cause if it's dark it won't register the shadows on his face
The shit ephemeral rift does for us. He Puts himself in a skintight, green, faceless costume and fondles random objects for an hour while staying completely silent. This needs to be more appreciated
Thou art a man of a shallow intention, coming here with words like that. Might I even inquire as to whether or not that one such the likes of you can lift heavy weights? Dost thou have any actual memes in thy pockets, likely not plebian!
The original green man & his box of tingles was the first asmr video and first ER video I ever watched. so much nostalgia from this video. Thanks for reviving an old classic, ER.
TheNinjaGamer99 he has a wife and a son and over 200,000 CZcams followers. This video alone has 27,000 views as I'm writing this comment. I'm assuming by your comment you don't have a kid, or wife, nor a girlfriend for that matter. As for your CZcams channel, probably shouldn't talk about it. So yes, why do you act like it's a bad thing to be successful?
I prefer the talking videos on your channel because your voice is so calming and relaxing, but man you nailed this one. Really like the monster gloves.
What a coincidence! I literally just finished watching the first Box o' Tingles with Greenman, that been like 2 years now? Love it so much thanks Rift.
Your creativity and silliness are, without a doubt, the most incredible attributes to your amazing personality. Never thought I'd be able to call This art. You just made it possible...
For mobile users: 00:00:00 The Box 00:05:50 A Peculiar Plastic Pouch 00:08:25 Vault Boy 00:09:30 Monster Hands 00:13:20 Leather gloves 00:17:30 The Pestle & Mortar with Salt 00:22:08 The Wooden Bowl of Infinite Rice 00:27:50 Boxing gloves 00:33:22 Terracotta bricks 00:36:43 A familiar puzzle cube 00:39:37 Tissue Package 00:42:45 Wii U controller 00:46:53 Iced Tea bottle 00:52:20 Container of Fluff 00:54:43 A familiar roll of aluminum foil 00:58:58 Toy truck 01:03:10 Wrench 01:04:18 Box of wooden matches
I played the video out loud since my earbuds are being funny and my cat curled up next to me and closed his eyes and over time started to purr when listening with me so I think my cat approves
You should really make a video on the origins of the monster hands. Like a video that shows that actual monster using his hands for relaxation purposes.
Rift, thank you for all the awesome videos you have put so much time from your life into. I've watched just about all of your videos, and they are so cleverly done. You must sweat hardcore in all the amazing costumes, you put so much thought into each character it seems. Thank you for doing this tingle-licious hobby of yours just for our enjoyment.
Ah yes, it is about time the great ephemeral rift. almost hits 300,000. Because he really deserves it. Being stuck in the 200,000 was unacceptable. This channel deserves more subs. Uncle E, if your reading this I love you videos a lot keep up the amazing work my friend.
If you all didn't know, Uncle Rift uploaded a box o tingles video a few years back. He was in the same green suit too! Only his subscribers from the beginning remember that video!
Suggestion: you should put a green screen behind you and and wear that suit and do an invisible man asmr video.
you should wear gloves a top hat and glasses too (inspired from replies)
Ruddy brilliant Idea.
Nathan Alls I thought of that right when I read the title, must do.
Nathan Alls yes yes. brilliant. i hope Uncle E sees this.
Nathan Alls he would have to have really bright lighting so the software picks the suit up. cause if it's dark it won't register the shadows on his face
Just wear a top hat, a bow tie, and sunglasses on top so that's all you see.
Great timing for a Green Man video considering the new season of It's Always Sunny has just started.
it started?
MegaSnippezz And considering that papa franku just dropped that new pink guy album
MegaSnippezz DID IT
HOLY SHIT THAT LIZARD TALKS
THANK you, everyone else here thinks it's something else.
The shit ephemeral rift does for us. He Puts himself in a skintight, green, faceless costume and fondles random objects for an hour while staying completely silent. This needs to be more appreciated
Charlie Appleby I'd give my left tit to Daddy ER
Charlie Appleby I fucking agree
Normal people would go crazy
Well, he's getting paid for it. I bet if you knew how much he'll get for this Video you wouldn't hesitate to do the same xD
Heeey! That's pretty good!
I'm gaayy
Osteoporosis
DavrK I'm in need of a guy
I'm gonna beat of a guy
If I was green I would die
These all sound like the dabadeeebada whatever lyrics to I'm Blue
I have crippling depression
What are you fucking gay?
Charlie's on acid again
Senor Studly someone get frank out of the bathroom
Hawkeye gamerguy
I think he took a dump in there.
This was very different and very relaxing!!! Just subbed I like your style 👌🏼
OH GOD YES! The Green Man's lack of talking is what makes it all so GOOD!
He knows what you like
Is this Green Man from Its Always Sunny?
It just started again as well
I feel like all the green-man needs is a box of legos.
And a blow up doll
This could go places.
the DESIRES 😂
Thou art a man of a shallow intention, coming here with words like that. Might I even inquire as to whether or not that one such the likes of you can lift heavy weights? Dost thou have any actual memes in thy pockets, likely not plebian!
The original green man & his box of tingles was the first asmr video and first ER video I ever watched. so much nostalgia from this video. Thanks for reviving an old classic, ER.
He knows what you like
I always enjoy the Green Man's appearances, he does not say much, but his actions always speak for him.
This man and his channel have so much value. He has created an entire personal universe
If this man can get married and have a kid anything is possible
TheNinjaGamer99 You say it like its a bad thing? I wish I was lucky enough to marry someone like him.
TheNinjaGamer99 he has a wife and a son and over 200,000 CZcams followers. This video alone has 27,000 views as I'm writing this comment. I'm assuming by your comment you don't have a kid, or wife, nor a girlfriend for that matter. As for your CZcams channel, probably shouldn't talk about it. So yes, why do you act like it's a bad thing to be successful?
Josh Olson it was a joke calm down
TheNinjaGamer99 I second this
TheNinjaGamer99 dude your user is something a 9 year old would make up like where's your room to talk😂
This is better than finding Ciri
Who dat
new phone who dis
damn you're ugly
Geralt of fucking Rivia But is it better than fucking Ciri?
+juan botero That's stuff to talk about on other sites...
Green Man: This shirt is clear and crinkly but very good.
Person: Sir, that's a plastic ba-
Green Man: VERY GOOD.
No matter how many videos you've done with the monster hands .. I can never get enough of them. They're my favorite
I prefer the talking videos on your channel because your voice is so calming and relaxing, but man you nailed this one. Really like the monster gloves.
Life is like a box o' tingles. You never know what you're gonna get
But either way, you get tingles
Wasn't there a dude in Zelda called Tingle who was green?
Yes
Illuminati confirmed.
When is the green man feat. pink guy video coming?
Mixtape drops this summer fam 🔥🔥
the DESIRES it's always you isn't it
CrAiizeey but pink guy is gon be loud "NNNYEEESss"
Never now
I didn't know Charlie made ASMR😂😂
ConcreteMars Theres a lot we dont know about charlie
Notice there’s no dialog: it’s his illiteracy at work again!
idubbbz is that you
What the fuck
BlytheTeaParty its idubbbz not idubbz
GODDAMMIT I WAS GOING TO MAKE THAT COMMENT
I have crippling depression
i have osteoperosis
I really appreciate you writing out the triggers with times in your videos.
ASMR is getting poisoned by memes.
I fear for the future.
Hey how are ya
I do not. It will be glorious-
Darth Sidian 死神 the dark side is strong in you
What meme is in this video
Embedded Irony idubbz I'm gay
What a coincidence! I literally just finished watching the first Box o' Tingles with Greenman, that been like 2 years now? Love it so much thanks Rift.
Then you should be sleeping
the DESIRES hbu
ER, if it snows in PA, you should do a nature walk! A lot of people love the sound of walking on snow, and it'd make for a beautiful video :D
Your creativity and silliness are, without a doubt, the most incredible attributes to your amazing personality. Never thought I'd be able to call This art. You just made it possible...
man I really love the way the Rubik's Cube sounds
GOD the terracotta bricks sound so good! Would love a whole video dedicated to that 😍 as usual, amazing work! 👏👏
I really hope this is an intentional reference to Its Always Sunny
What a tingly box you have.
*I Can't Wait To Get Into This!! The Thumb Nail Was Too Irresistible!!*
*Lovely Sounds, but I'm already giggling!
Bria B ASMR VIDEOS hello again lol! Always finding you...prob don't remember me tho😢
Bria B ASMR VIDEOS bold enough text there, darlin?
*I Told You I Did Remember You When You First Commented!... Where Have You Been Though?? :)*
Yes the thumb nail was really interesting, even though Green Man does not have any nails. Also, nice bold text.
1000 degree glowing knife vs green man
Captain Carder is going to be livid when he sees this
The captain must never find out
Im not saying tony bomboni's "best ever" vids arent good, but this is the actual material of the best asmr video ever made!!
And, y'know, he is fucking green.
Wiped Ceiling GREEN green
But im blue dabidedabidie
Wiped Ceiling I'm as red as my sisters-ooooo....
if there is a heaven, it must lie some where in those monster hands
Perfect for keeping me relaxed and focused while finishing my paper. Thanks Uncle E.
~Have a good one.
This is...Just amazing. Like when he put on the plastic shirt, I was just like... "~w~"
Excellent. I just woke up and can't get back to sleep. I hope there's close up whispering! I've missed it.
Green alien and Pink Guy have become one big entity
you're so creative when it comes to ASMR
Rift is the most consistent uploader of ASMR content I have ever seen. What's in the box. ?
👽
ASMR Power Of Sound 👌
^_^
ASMR Power Of Sound second best ASMRtist! Second only to mr alien here😂
How do I explain this to my mom?
Tell her it's porn. She'll understand
the DESIRES plus its easier to explain xD
the DESIRES stale meme.
Been waiting for another green man vid for ages!!
Imagine this guys neighbor just mowing the lawn looking through his window and seeing a like late 40's grown man in a tight green suit rubbing a box
The Entrance Is Nightmare Fuel!
Idubbbz is doing ASMR now?
Heeeey, that's pretty good!
For mobile users:
00:00:00 The Box
00:05:50 A Peculiar Plastic Pouch
00:08:25 Vault Boy
00:09:30 Monster Hands
00:13:20 Leather gloves
00:17:30 The Pestle & Mortar with Salt
00:22:08 The Wooden Bowl of Infinite Rice
00:27:50 Boxing gloves
00:33:22 Terracotta bricks
00:36:43 A familiar puzzle cube
00:39:37 Tissue Package
00:42:45 Wii U controller
00:46:53 Iced Tea bottle
00:52:20 Container of Fluff
00:54:43 A familiar roll of aluminum foil
00:58:58 Toy truck
01:03:10 Wrench
01:04:18 Box of wooden matches
I played the video out loud since my earbuds are being funny and my cat curled up next to me and closed his eyes and over time started to purr when listening with me so I think my cat approves
Oh man, just in time for my nap. ❤❤ Thank you, Uncle E!
Nice
Lee Morales nap at 11 am🤔
I hope Vault Boy is a teaser for a future ASMR Fallout video.
Love the "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" reference.
You should really make a video on the origins of the monster hands. Like a video that shows that actual monster using his hands for relaxation purposes.
Rift, thank you for all the awesome videos you have put so much time from your life into. I've watched just about all of your videos, and they are so cleverly done. You must sweat hardcore in all the amazing costumes, you put so much thought into each character it seems. Thank you for doing this tingle-licious hobby of yours just for our enjoyment.
"Bring out the gimp", "I think the gimp's tingling!", "well I guess you'll just have to go trigger him now, won't you"...
I find it fascinating the way you act as green man. it is entertaining to watch and hear. good job on the video :)
GREEN MAN!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH UNCLE E! 💚
YES I love Green Man
Gave this video a thumbs up and I won't even be watching it until later! I know by now that I'm going to love every video of yours, Rift! Thanks!
He knows what you like
the DESIRES and you like what he kbows
I love this channel!
Imagine if unexpected family guests arrived at your home, walk in to say hi seeing you in that green suit rubbing 2 bricks together. 33:58
Please do a full video based around the rubix cube
"Moooooom, dad's in a green suit!"
Instant moist
Yes! I missed this guy
I felt those tingles man
It's always sunny in Philadelphia is a great show
filthy frank asmr
Ah yes, it is about time the great ephemeral rift. almost hits 300,000. Because he really deserves it. Being stuck in the 200,000 was unacceptable. This channel deserves more subs. Uncle E, if your reading this I love you videos a lot keep up the amazing work my friend.
please bring monster hands part 2 love the sound
GOOOD! Bodysuit, so kinky and, I never thought, tingly! These sounds transport me into another dimension. This is awesome, Rift!
Hey how are ya
the DESIRES great, hope you too :)
the DESIRES are you a meme
are you by chance related to van Wilder?
Giomancy hello, it's a zentai suit!
As a hardcore Fallout fan I can approve of this ASMR.
green man ...one of my fav songs by type o
Still the ASMR God and King of ASMR. Whichever you prefer to call him. I prefer to call him the ASMR God
Ever since watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I will never see ER's Green Man the same way again.
Oh on! Its the Lizard people, we need to contact the Tin Foil Hat Society or the Bubble Boy Brigade!
Andrei ASMR Get Carder on the horn!
I don't know why but I have a feeling that the Alluminati are going to take care of this one!
this was brilliant.
Green guys back I don't know why I like him so much but I do
Hey, Rift! Thanks so much for posting regularly. I hope you've been doing well :)
Green man is saving your life Bro! Just go with the Flow!
I know
the DESIRES u can't even imagine
dang Daniel what are thooooose!!! back at it again with the green vans
You should do an asmr video in the green man suit where you jump off a fridge and whisper soothing things into our ears
I was just about to suggest you do more green man. Love the video
If you all didn't know, Uncle Rift uploaded a box o tingles video a few years back. He was in the same green suit too! Only his subscribers from the beginning remember that video!
Great video !
I really missed you green man😂
I feel like a video made to help me sleep made it impossible for me to sleep
I'd love to see a Steven King inspired video. The Gunslinger maybe?
your so creative I love it.
Tingle is that you? I thought you were only in The Legend of Zelda
I think I have the exact same morphsuit. Cool!
I can't wait for the next candy man episode
I think it's time we got an ASMR mascot
I kept wiping my iPhone screen thinking I got oil or grease on it but it was just the suit 😂
A wild Desires has appeared!
~Pokemon battle theme~
The Michael sent out comment
Desires uses _________
It's super effective!
Hey how are ya
Good, I've been up for almost 12 hours.
And you were meant to respond with what you used. =_=
Im sick and can't fall asleep hopefully this helps
Fuck. Yes.
This is what I've been waiting for.
HOLY SHIT THAT LIZARD TINGLES!!!
Amazing just watched the whole thing in 3 secs
Same