American Football Explained In 5 Minutes

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    American football is a team sport played between two teams of eleven players each, on a rectangular field with goalposts at each end. The objective is to advance the ball into the opposing team's end zone by either carrying it or throwing it, scoring points in the process. Teams have four downs, or chances, to advance the ball at least 10 yards; if successful, they retain possession, otherwise, the opposing team gains possession. Defense aims to stop the offense from scoring by tackling players or intercepting passes. The game is divided into four quarters, and the team with the most points at the end wins.
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  • @RyanMcBethProgramming
    @RyanMcBethProgramming  Před 3 měsíci +18

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    American football is a team sport played between two teams of eleven players each, on a rectangular field with goalposts at each end. The objective is to advance the ball into the opposing team's end zone by either carrying it or throwing it, scoring points in the process. Teams have four downs, or chances, to advance the ball at least 10 yards; if successful, they retain possession, otherwise, the opposing team gains possession. Defense aims to stop the offense from scoring by tackling players or intercepting passes. The game is divided into four quarters, and the team with the most points at the end wins.
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    • @namastezen3300
      @namastezen3300 Před 3 měsíci

      Is your mailing address accurate?

    • @beepboop204
      @beepboop204 Před 3 měsíci +1

      i must admit that i love how Canada and the US both agree football is good and thanksgiving is a holiday........ but we cannot agree on the finer details like the rules of football or the date of thanksgiving 😊

    • @tatonka411
      @tatonka411 Před 3 měsíci

      It's more of a national neurological health crisis PR wash, but ok. Hand egg for anyone that wants it!

    • @jean-clauderainville677
      @jean-clauderainville677 Před 3 měsíci

      About the apple ad... anyone ever thought of revisiting it with Putin's face on the screen instead ?

    • @CentristDad155
      @CentristDad155 Před 3 měsíci

      American football: the game goes on forever because they periodically stop the game for the benefit of TV commercials and the last two minutes of the game take 20 minutes and are interminable.
      Watch European football

  • @cusebike5391
    @cusebike5391 Před 3 měsíci +298

    American football is a series of television commercials occasionally interrupted by 22 men performing a violent ballet.

    • @6estinyxarrives239
      @6estinyxarrives239 Před 3 měsíci +19

      Couldn’t have put it better myself 🇺🇸🦅

    • @reviewtechgermany8091
      @reviewtechgermany8091 Před 3 měsíci +3

      That's what I'm saying, haha.

    • @MosoKaiser
      @MosoKaiser Před 3 měsíci +3

      Violent ballet, AKA a bunch of millionaires fighting over a not-ball-shaped ball.

    • @ryancruz1876
      @ryancruz1876 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Go to a college game or a high school game then.

    • @Ironcabbit
      @Ironcabbit Před 3 měsíci

      Wasn’t that part of Carlin’s bit?

  • @jonskowitz
    @jonskowitz Před 3 měsíci +142

    My buddy managed to explain it in about twelve seconds. Football (Soccer) is a Real Time Strategy game. American Football is a Turn Based Strategy game. 😝

    • @NoPe-no4sn
      @NoPe-no4sn Před 3 měsíci +4

      You can’t just kick it out of bounds to run the clock in American football at least

    • @theeyehead3437
      @theeyehead3437 Před 3 měsíci +10

      ​@@NoPe-no4snDon't try to act like running down the clock isn't a stupid part of American football

    • @NoPe-no4sn
      @NoPe-no4sn Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@theeyehead3437 I guess both plays are pretty similar, and you can’t really stop it from happening without fundamentally changing the sport. You can’t just pass the ball around to kill time in American football at least.

    • @nickfifteen
      @nickfifteen Před 3 měsíci +8

      ​@@theeyehead3437Stupid?! Unless you've talking about something else, clock management is an integral part of football strategy. Intentionally playing slow and running down the clock involves some serious thought and planning.
      You don't have to like it, but you can't deny it's part of football's identity just as much as the forward pass is.

    • @moritzischebeck9795
      @moritzischebeck9795 Před 3 měsíci +5

      We call it american rugby, because its closer to rugby than to football and it avoids confusion.

  • @ryanb974
    @ryanb974 Před 3 měsíci +58

    4 15 minutes quarters that take an hour each to play when televised

    • @markmitchell457
      @markmitchell457 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Yep, and if you edit it down there is only 15 to 20 minutes of actual football.

    • @markjohnson9977
      @markjohnson9977 Před 2 měsíci

      @@markmitchell4571 hour of football with 2 hours of stoppage time or commercials

    • @gamingwithmndandlnd4952
      @gamingwithmndandlnd4952 Před měsícem

      @@markmitchell457nothing better than being on that field yourself. I played for 2 years in school. It makes those 4 hours much more enjoyable. But yeah watching it for 4 hours is kinda repetitive if they aren’t playing good. But like that vibe you feel after church on a Sunday afternoon watching the game, eating lunch and doing laundry that just is something else.

    • @xcell4143
      @xcell4143 Před měsícem

      Bro doing laundry after church is mad relatable​@@gamingwithmndandlnd4952

  • @ULYS5ES
    @ULYS5ES Před 3 měsíci +264

    When I was in college, I had a roommate studying physical education. One day, I came to room said what's up man, how was your day. He said "Who are you?" It took us 2 days to figure out that he had played American football and hit his head. We reinstalled his entire life and identity like a pirated software with lots of bugs and glitches.

    • @pauljones9150
      @pauljones9150 Před 3 měsíci +9

      LMAO tell me more

    • @StevenBanks123
      @StevenBanks123 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Good writing. Ala Steven Hunter.

    • @Goulmy86
      @Goulmy86 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Go see a doctor?

    • @ashutoshsharma4797
      @ashutoshsharma4797 Před 3 měsíci

      Then how did he remember the path to room🤔

    • @markjohnson9977
      @markjohnson9977 Před 2 měsíci

      ⁠@@ashutoshsharma4797that was part of the main menu. He just forgot game save files.

  • @SgtLubasz
    @SgtLubasz Před 3 měsíci +27

    I'm Polish and I watched the Superbowl for the first time, it was transmitted in the polish TV by Polsat and to be honest I really liked it. I didn't understand rules when I watched the 1st quater but after a bit I got overall idea of them. Damn 49ers were so close to win but they got really tired at the end.

    • @SgtLubasz
      @SgtLubasz Před 2 měsíci

      @@colinlarson9656 Fakest?

    • @SgtLubasz
      @SgtLubasz Před 2 měsíci

      @@colinlarson9656 Więc twierdzisz że nie jestem polakiem? Chyba cie popierdoliło jełopie XD. A to że mam insygnia sierżanta to nie znaczy że tzw. "skradłem waleczność". Grałem dużo w Coda więc zawsze sierżant dowodził i tak sie te insygnia wzięły.

    • @gamingwithmndandlnd4952
      @gamingwithmndandlnd4952 Před měsícem

      Bro for real I was so mad the swifties took another. But cj stroud and the Houston Texans will save us next year

    • @colinlarson9656
      @colinlarson9656 Před měsícem

      @@SgtLubasz sorry, I was trying to make a drunken joke. The 49ers always beat my Chargers. Growing up with them and the Padres as my only two sports teams will make you bitter.

    • @LuxRoyale
      @LuxRoyale Před 28 dny

      Stick to it! there are so many nuances to the game I still discover even after watching over 20 years.

  • @wyattterrell
    @wyattterrell Před 3 měsíci +107

    I like George carlins explanation better. “The quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, marches his troops into enemy territory, in spite of the blitz even if he has to use the shotgun!”

    • @Bwkjam
      @Bwkjam Před 3 měsíci +5

      Oh your underselling it that final line of that rant is gold.

    • @stevenb891
      @stevenb891 Před 3 měsíci +6

      As opposed to baseball where you just have to go home and be safe

    • @jakeaurod
      @jakeaurod Před 3 měsíci +1

      Was it Carlin that said something about the quarterback making a pass at a tight end in an attempt to penetrate and score (wink-wink)?

    • @MrTexasDan
      @MrTexasDan Před 3 měsíci +1

      Carlin: Football is the Europe game ... "Let's take their f'ing land!"

    • @thebubonicj
      @thebubonicj Před 3 měsíci +3

      Football is played in the fall… when everything is DYING

  • @KeithCooper-Albuquerque
    @KeithCooper-Albuquerque Před 3 měsíci +1

    Excellent video and great job of explaining American football. I'm sure it will help those who need a primer on the game.

  • @entropyachieved750
    @entropyachieved750 Před 3 měsíci +3

    This is a much needed service to the rest of the world that is subjected to this game once a year

  • @oldtop4682
    @oldtop4682 Před 3 měsíci +19

    American football was an offshoot of rugby and association football from the UK. We changed rules etc. and came up with a similar, but different game. I played both rugby and football when I was young. A player can figure out the basics of the other game pretty quickly. Aussie football is fun for me to watch - that dude in the suit cracks me up!

    • @kilo21swp
      @kilo21swp Před 3 měsíci

      I watched ARF late at night in the 90’s. So much so that I actually started to fully understand what was going on. Fun watching that.

    • @MMuraseofSandvich
      @MMuraseofSandvich Před 3 měsíci +6

      "Association football" or just "football", is called "soccer" in the US, Japan, and maybe a couple other countries. For some reason people worldwide think "soccer" is a funny American name to the sport of "futbol", but it's actually an English name that the Brits abandoned-- it was a slang word that abbreviated "association".
      "Gridiron" instead of "pitch" is all on us, though. 😅Though to be fair, I'm sure a lot of Americans said, "Why 'pitch'? The grass ain't black and sticky, and we ain't throwin' it."

    • @cadennorris960
      @cadennorris960 Před 3 měsíci +2

      ⁠@@MMuraseofSandvichAustralians also calls it soccer.

    • @skaldlouiscyphre2453
      @skaldlouiscyphre2453 Před 3 měsíci

      American football isn't connected to association football, instead it's rugby and some other football codes.
      Back in the day most schools had their own unique football codes. Many of them were more like rugby than soccer. Football refers to the games being played on foot, unlike polo.

    • @milkwalkerjones633
      @milkwalkerjones633 Před 3 měsíci +2

      As an American Western Bulldogs fan, Aussie rules footy is the best sport on earth.

  • @stephengrinkley9889
    @stephengrinkley9889 Před 3 měsíci +7

    Did I just see a "bouquet toss" for a 2-point conversation attempt? 3:15 😂

    • @thecactusman17
      @thecactusman17 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I honestly love the decision to focus on utterly insane college and HS football in most of these clips. It really highlights why you can fall in love with this sport even if you don't have a major league team to root for.

    • @juanmanuelpenaloza9264
      @juanmanuelpenaloza9264 Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@thecactusman17 yep. Those were some good times.

  • @xisotopex
    @xisotopex Před 3 měsíci +2

    one of the only places you can witness a guy that weighs 300lbs run 40 yards in less than 5 seconds...

  • @barneypierce6811
    @barneypierce6811 Před 3 měsíci

    A very good explanation. Thanks

  • @teitei9536
    @teitei9536 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Thanks so much this was very helpful newbie here😊❤

  • @jakeaurod
    @jakeaurod Před 3 měsíci +6

    Football is a game of ever increasing precision. First it was considered a game of yards. Then it was a game of feet. Now it's called a game of inches. Currently, if commentators want to exaggerate about how close a play is when they watch it on replay, they unironically call it a game of millimeters, because metric.
    I just hope no one tries a dropkick, or else everyone is going to be confused, and not just Ryan McBeth viewers.

    • @evancourtney7746
      @evancourtney7746 Před 3 měsíci

      Wasn't Doug Flutie the last guy to pull off one of those?

  • @patrickkenworthy7454
    @patrickkenworthy7454 Před 3 měsíci +7

    I’m in the UK, it’s 11:20pm, I have no idea what’s happening but the SuperBowl is on tv… this video was very much needed and very well received.. Thankyou good sir

  • @neverstop117
    @neverstop117 Před 3 měsíci +14

    UK football fan here. I'm going to be so tired tomorrow.

    • @Johnny-bm7ry
      @Johnny-bm7ry Před 3 měsíci +1

      What is your favorite team?

    • @neverstop117
      @neverstop117 Před 3 měsíci

      @@Johnny-bm7ry FSU fan since I was 14. Packers since 16. I'm 40 now. Have to admit that I'm a little disappointed this season. Who do you root for?

    • @ddog_2559
      @ddog_2559 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@neverstop117go bears

  • @Tabbyhasbees
    @Tabbyhasbees Před 3 měsíci +11

    Fun fact: poice and first responders often put extra staff on tonight bcause the end of the Super Bowl is often the highest domestic violence time in the US. I've done EMS on Sundays for 9 years and have never been able to watch the end of the game because we're always called out on an assault call.

    • @joefeeney1521
      @joefeeney1521 Před 3 měsíci

      Troll

    • @xisotopex
      @xisotopex Před 3 měsíci

      its one of the slowest days of the year for us in the ED, not sure how it is after I leave at 1900, for the overnighters, but during the day it is a steady draw down of our typical 50% malingerers that we get normally, with mostly just actually sick people.

  • @theobericeford4112
    @theobericeford4112 Před 13 dny

    Very simple and useful

  • @comentedonakeyboard
    @comentedonakeyboard Před 3 měsíci +3

    At least Europe and America can agree on the number of players

  • @SylviusTheMad
    @SylviusTheMad Před 3 měsíci +2

    As I understand it, Harvard invited McGill to play a game of football, but when the McGill team arrived the two schools realized they were using the same name for two different games. The Harvard team was expecting to play soccer, and the McGill team was expecting to play rugby.
    The game was played with one half of each, and American football was adapted from the weird hybrid rugby rules Harvard knew.

  • @ricklee6686
    @ricklee6686 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Mr. McBeth, thanks bud.

  • @patrick1234qdefhwdt
    @patrick1234qdefhwdt Před 3 měsíci

    Late comment but wanted to say I played ball in college and this is a great intro to american football for non-americans. Thanks for putting it together because I suck at explaining the basics of football so ill be referencing this from now on lol
    Only note is the offensive line generally just blocks other players but its fair to leave that out for simplicity. Also funny to see a 3-4 given as the example defense but nothing wrong with it

  • @thecactusman17
    @thecactusman17 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Not a bad breakdown. I would have also mentioned the second-most important rule infraction, false starts. I was rooting for the Niners but if there was a definition of how intense and exciting a Super Bowl can be, this year's was an excellent example with such a closely scored game up until the final play.

  • @TopJoe
    @TopJoe Před měsícem

    This is what i needed, i enjoyed watching it even without knowing what was going on

  • @Logotic
    @Logotic Před 3 měsíci +27

    Awesome. Now can we has explainer for cricket?

    • @MrNito2721
      @MrNito2721 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I was thinking this while watching the video. I have no clue what the hell those cricket people are doing. 😂

    • @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t
      @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t Před 3 měsíci +1

      Like baseball, but worse.

    • @Boeing_hitsquad
      @Boeing_hitsquad Před 3 měsíci +1

      No, he only does games invented in Canada. Football, Hockey, Lacrosse, Basketball

    • @NavDDG54
      @NavDDG54 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Cricket is like curling, no one truly understands it

    • @ryancruz1876
      @ryancruz1876 Před 3 měsíci

      @@NavDDG54Do you actually think that Cricket and Curling are difficult to understand? 🥴

  • @jefferyfarr6542
    @jefferyfarr6542 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Yeah it is kinda like the defensive line are the offense and the offensive line are the defenders. That makes sense.

  • @timl.b.2095
    @timl.b.2095 Před 3 měsíci +10

    That was helpful to me as an American, too, who only go interested in football when the Lions finally got close this year. 😢

    • @louisesmith4251
      @louisesmith4251 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Lions should have been there. 🙁

    • @goldenageofdinosaurs7192
      @goldenageofdinosaurs7192 Před 3 měsíci +2

      I was really hoping they’d make it. I’m a Chiefs fan, but I spent many years in Michigan & they’ve always been a sentimental favorite of mine. I figured if the Lions won, I wouldn’t feel so bad about KC losing.

    • @StretchMedia
      @StretchMedia Před 3 měsíci +2

      I was hoping they would make for the old man on deaths door that's a superfan from Detroit. I'm from Dallas and same old same old for us. Almost always make it. Almost always out the 1st game.

  • @jimdeath70
    @jimdeath70 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I'm in New Zealand and we love Rugby. But I remember as a kid at school that after ever superbowl we would play American football for a week before going back to Rugby. Same with Aussie rules.

  • @mattkelly2004
    @mattkelly2004 Před 3 měsíci

    Well i gotta say this is a pretty good description of football to someone who doesn't onow the game and kust wants to enjoy watching one or two games.

  • @riptide6161
    @riptide6161 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Well, yes, you did do a 5 minute vid on American Football. Frankly, you should have done a 50 minute vid. It really isn't possible to understand (and appreciate) American rules football in just 5 freakin' minutes. Way too much tactics, strategy, brute blunt force vs finesse, position vs position (receivers vs D backs, etc.).
    Oh, and then there's the Offense deceiving the opposing defense. Or... the Defense deceiving the Offense. It gets real complicated.
    We Americans like taking that which is simple (ME MOVE BALL FORWARD!!!) and making it complex and incompressible. It's our thing, and we like it.

  • @maxring837
    @maxring837 Před 3 měsíci

    We had an American teacher in the 70s try to teach us how to play American football once, within half an hour we were punting the ball end to end. That little ball was so easy to kick.

  • @WonderProfessor
    @WonderProfessor Před 3 měsíci +1

    American Football is 60 million people who need exercise watching 22 people who don't.

    • @Layer67
      @Layer67 Před 9 dny

      That’s literally every sport 💀

  • @TheGbelcher
    @TheGbelcher Před 3 měsíci +7

    I love how the running and full backs were completely ignored. That’s the correct interpretation of modern football.

  • @Joyscamera
    @Joyscamera Před měsícem

    Seeing my brother play tomorrow and I wanted to be supportive 😭

  • @stefanroehling8439
    @stefanroehling8439 Před 3 měsíci

    Tabletop Classic "Blood Bowl"

  • @ISED8EM
    @ISED8EM Před 3 měsíci +9

    You do such a good job presenting material that even though I am in the US, I watched this anyway.

  • @richardpowell4281
    @richardpowell4281 Před 3 měsíci +8

    Hell yeah Ryan, feed that algorithm 😊

  • @arthoin
    @arthoin Před 3 měsíci +1

    Superbowl exists purely so we in Europe can finally enjoy some NHL hockey at a reasonable time, without staying up until 4 am. Go Habs Go!

    • @mateozapata3112
      @mateozapata3112 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Don't forget daytime NBA games, so (for once) we can watch without losing sleep...

  • @username7763
    @username7763 Před 3 měsíci

    When I was learning the rules of football, the notion of a "first down" was confusing to me in how it is used in multiple contexts. There is a "first down line", penalties can get you a "first down", you can run a play that gives you a "first down" and "first down" is the first play you run. "first down" is referencing both a play that results in resetting the number of plays back to 1 as well as the game state of having the number of plays being 1. It makes total sense once you understand it but it sounds strange the way it is talked about in conversation.

  • @Zman44444
    @Zman44444 Před 3 měsíci

    1:38
    My guy got FLATTENED.
    Good lord.

  • @gogelgebenec5270
    @gogelgebenec5270 Před 3 měsíci

    Superball Übertragung in Deutschland ist ohne US Werbung. Die Lücken werden im deutschen Fernsehen (RTL) mit viel Wischi Waschi überbrückt. Ich habe trotzdem bis zum Schluss zugesehen und die Overtime war das beste im ganzen Spiel. Wie hier mit den Sekunden und Möglichkeiten gerechnet wurde, hat irgentwie an Schach erinnert. 3 Sekunden Rest 1 Wurf Super Ergebniss für Kansas Ryan ~ American Football Explained ~ Note 1

  • @matthewhuszarik4173
    @matthewhuszarik4173 Před 26 dny

    120yard long field. 100yards of field and 2-10yard end zones.

  • @joelwitherspoon930
    @joelwitherspoon930 Před 3 měsíci

    This sounds like Blernsball from Futurama

  • @doughooper9918
    @doughooper9918 Před 3 měsíci

    I can explain American football. 6 seconds per play and after every 5 or so plays there are ads. Lots of ads mean you are going to the fridge a lot because you are bored waiting for the play. 300 pounds or so later the game ends after a few controversial calls. Game over. Heroes are made.

  • @trottermalone379
    @trottermalone379 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Well done McBeth! Captured the essence in four minutes.

  • @RangerXXT
    @RangerXXT Před 3 měsíci

    remember when super bowl commercials were amazing

  • @bristolpete
    @bristolpete Před 3 měsíci

    These are arguably my favorite videos of yours because i just like how you analyze topics. Here is a topic i know a lot about, but its still enjoyable to see how you analyze, explain and simplify. Same with your cooking videos.
    Also, when are we getting your "if you were the wizards gm for a day" video? That might have to go on substack, not safe for youtube.

  • @daniels.3062
    @daniels.3062 Před 3 měsíci

    It's America's version of Rugby.

  • @throkhan
    @throkhan Před 3 měsíci

    i am not from the USA and i am one who is fan of ww2 air combat. i see american football as ww2 air combat. imaging that player who carring ball (bomb)as b-17. Team mates are p51 which protecting b-17 from opponents who tries tackle is german interceptors like fw-190 or bf-109

  • @mac21819912181991
    @mac21819912181991 Před 3 měsíci

    As an European, all I know about American football...
    in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk high school Panthers.

  • @jamesvandemark2086
    @jamesvandemark2086 Před 3 měsíci

    Once again, I watched the game for the commercials & was not disappointed. (unlike our MN Vikings)

    • @20chocsaday
      @20chocsaday Před 3 měsíci

      From Europe it looks like Rugby played in armour with breaks for the adverts.

  • @juanmanuelpenaloza9264
    @juanmanuelpenaloza9264 Před 3 měsíci

    American Football is basically trench warfare represented in a game. Its why you'll hear Football and military terminology used interchangeably in both fields.

  • @haroldellis9721
    @haroldellis9721 Před 3 měsíci

    One can learn a lot about National Character by the sports a country loves most. Ours are Football and Baseball. Baseball explains how we love to manage things through data; see also, The American System of Manufacturing. Football is a violent, stand toe to toe sport, with maneuver, sport: if you meet us in a stand up fight, we will break you.

  • @withamara3206
    @withamara3206 Před 3 měsíci

    Even after this video, i still don't understand this game...

  • @danjohnston9037
    @danjohnston9037 Před 3 měsíci

    Check Out George Carlin's Stand Up Comedy Routine
    About Football( American ) VS Baseball 😏

  • @podfuk
    @podfuk Před 3 měsíci

    Super Ball? The bowls of steel! I feel so american now!

  • @royweyant686
    @royweyant686 Před 3 měsíci

    I am the guy who mostly watches for the commercials. 😎

  • @cedhome7945
    @cedhome7945 Před 3 měsíci

    Rugby crossed with bureaucracy.....

  • @bastianstiefler3390
    @bastianstiefler3390 Před 3 měsíci

    Pic at 0:22 is soooo cursed

  • @brooklyncowboy9744
    @brooklyncowboy9744 Před 3 měsíci

    Ryan … good job … but running backs aren’t receivers. They are a critical part of the offense. For that you get a 10point deduction… solid B performance

  • @_ducjk
    @_ducjk Před 3 měsíci +6

    but ryan, you need to explain to them the nuances of defensive coverage and blitz percentages and quarterback reads!!!!

  • @dciking
    @dciking Před 3 měsíci +2

    Don't forget the 12th Man! Go Seahawks!

    • @kurtisokc
      @kurtisokc Před 3 měsíci

      Outside of Canada the 12th man is typically found in Seattle or College Station, TX.

    • @dciking
      @dciking Před 3 měsíci

      @@kurtisokc
      ......
      hence the "Go Seahawks!"?

  • @49Roadmaster
    @49Roadmaster Před 3 měsíci +1

    Welcome back. We were getting worried as we haven't heard from you in a while. I hope all is well.

  • @woodreauxwoodreaux6298
    @woodreauxwoodreaux6298 Před 3 měsíci

    Regarding the part about the culmination of the sport at the 40 second mark, you pronounced "The National Championship Game" slightly incorrectly.

  • @ryanhannapel1830
    @ryanhannapel1830 Před 3 měsíci

    Great video for newbs I’m going to send it to my mom.

  • @JohelSouza
    @JohelSouza Před 3 měsíci +1

    Thx for the explanation!

  • @Shellz793
    @Shellz793 Před 3 měsíci

    U forgot to talk abt the half time show

  • @trillmixin6999
    @trillmixin6999 Před 3 měsíci +5

    let's be real who actually enjoys watching grown men pile on each other for 11 minutes out of a 3 hour game 😂

    • @goldenageofdinosaurs7192
      @goldenageofdinosaurs7192 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Me. Definitely me, lol

    • @NoPe-no4sn
      @NoPe-no4sn Před 3 měsíci

      It’s better then players diving to the ground like they were shot when someone bumps them

    • @CMJames
      @CMJames Před 3 měsíci

      @@NoPe-no4snit isn’t though

  • @frenchertoast
    @frenchertoast Před 3 měsíci +2

    Your voice is so soothing!

  • @oxygen454
    @oxygen454 Před 3 měsíci

    My mind wandered a bit and next thing I know, he’s taking about Apple computers 😂

  • @cliffhooper3558
    @cliffhooper3558 Před 3 měsíci

    You forgot the part where the referee's throw flags to ensure Vegas wins and they distract everyone by showing Taylor Swift..

  • @MANDREW33
    @MANDREW33 Před měsícem

    Extremely complicated for the first time watcher.

  • @Leftyotism
    @Leftyotism Před 3 měsíci +4

    It's true, here in Germany we have watched it for the commercials a couple of times as well, lol.
    While we stuffed ourselves with Donuts and other American delicacies. (And yes I know "the story of the donut" lol.)

    • @TheBearInTheChair
      @TheBearInTheChair Před 3 měsíci +1

      The JFK jelly doughnut one speach? Man, last time I cracked that old joke here on YT I got hit by a stuffy German. But if that be the case of the one you are talking about, it is good to know some of you get it. 😁

    • @Leftyotism
      @Leftyotism Před 3 měsíci

      Not quite sure if I got that, but all the power to you haha! @@TheBearInTheChair

  • @talpiotATprotonmailDOTcom
    @talpiotATprotonmailDOTcom Před 3 měsíci

    Coukd tou explain why noone will explain Kissinger and Associates put Putin in? Who was Heinz Kissinger?

  • @Alienalloy
    @Alienalloy Před 3 měsíci

    Which is silly mid off though?

  • @robertchklin1339
    @robertchklin1339 Před 3 měsíci

    American Football, another invention from 🇨🇦 , before that football was just soccer in 🇺🇸

  • @Legolescu
    @Legolescu Před 2 měsíci

    When you mention if you are watching from Europe you put an image with four Asian people, the correct way was to put four Arabian people! 😊

  • @ardex9677
    @ardex9677 Před 3 měsíci

    Never heard before of superbowl and it sounds like superblow.

    • @ardex9677
      @ardex9677 Před 3 měsíci

      Secondly, use metric system to explain it.

  • @bobfg3130
    @bobfg3130 Před 3 měsíci

    It's like rugby.

  • @amanda_215
    @amanda_215 Před 3 měsíci

    You have 4 tries to move the ball 10 yards.

  • @normbale2757
    @normbale2757 Před 2 měsíci

    What is this business about the quarterback calling the plays?

  • @Boblw56
    @Boblw56 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Thanks so much for explaining this to the coaching staff of the Miami Dolphins.

  • @user-og1ux8nr3i
    @user-og1ux8nr3i Před 3 měsíci

    Great Canadian invention.

    • @user-og1ux8nr3i
      @user-og1ux8nr3i Před 3 měsíci

      CFL has slightly different rules. Canadian field is 110 yards long, 65 yards wide and end zones are 35 yards deep.

  • @DCI_LeoDan_
    @DCI_LeoDan_ Před 3 měsíci

    The real stupor bowl winners are the ones not watching.

  • @milosp
    @milosp Před 3 měsíci

    And I thought tennis rules and love-15-40 was dumb

  • @jeanpierre1064
    @jeanpierre1064 Před 3 měsíci

    Thank you very much. I am French and I know a little bit better.

  • @10thmtn86
    @10thmtn86 Před 3 měsíci +2

    You're only 37 years too late with this video for me! In 1987 I was a plebe at the US Military Academy, and being a first generation Italian-American from a poor family that only had time for work (not sports), I had absolutely NO IDEA what was going on when we watched the Army team at Michie Stadium. It took me the entire semester to figure it out!

  • @ArtemKonstantinovich
    @ArtemKonstantinovich Před 3 měsíci

    "Some images were generated by AI"
    0:20 noooo, you don't say

  • @Rangersly
    @Rangersly Před 3 měsíci

    American football should be called american rugby, a sport that it actually related to.

    • @gabrielcarrillo5128
      @gabrielcarrillo5128 Před 3 měsíci

      Rugby is called football too dude. That is why American football is not called americam rugby. American football evolved from Rugby and soccer

  • @user-nr5ux7gr2g
    @user-nr5ux7gr2g Před 3 měsíci +1

    Up to highschool football it's not uncommon for a player to both offense and defense but usually by college it's rare to have a two way player, special teams is compromised of both offense and defensive players

  • @roberttaylor3594
    @roberttaylor3594 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I propose that, to be consistent with international nomenclature, where “ football “ is a sport that involves balls and feet, that you rename your sport to “ bodyball”, since you can use whatever part of the body you want to move the ball and the body is so directly involved. ;)

    • @ryancruz1876
      @ryancruz1876 Před 3 měsíci +1

      The only English speaking country that calls Association Football “Football” is the UK. Canada, South Africa, Australia, the United States, New Zealand and Ireland all call it “Soccer”. Japan also calls it “Soccer”.
      Italians call it “Calcio”.

  • @Mydogdoesthethinkin
    @Mydogdoesthethinkin Před 3 měsíci +3

    Would love to see a collector's edition of the inaction figure ....with detachable arm.

  • @yojo3003
    @yojo3003 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Nothing of this had to do with Taylor Swift, I call misinformation.

    • @eddiew2325
      @eddiew2325 Před 2 měsíci

      taylor swift is the greatest wide receiver of all time

  • @zigmundslv
    @zigmundslv Před 3 měsíci

    From European perspective here is a joke calling American Football a HandEgg. LOL

  • @comradedoggo9308
    @comradedoggo9308 Před 3 měsíci

    Me as European was awake until 5 am local time to watch a sport I didn’t even understand, but it was fun to watch. Wish the 49ers won since I hate Taylor Swift.

  • @Valkyier911
    @Valkyier911 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Bro you simply rock…just turned on the game but had no idea about it, your video came in as the perfect short intro…thanks and bless you!

  • @theol.1988
    @theol.1988 Před 2 měsíci

    Contributing views from Germany.

  • @culer
    @culer Před 3 měsíci

    Commercial ball

  • @DanielsPolitics1
    @DanielsPolitics1 Před 3 měsíci

    I suspect this makes less sense than cricket or rugby, but I don’t want to check.