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  • čas přidán 2. 05. 2016
  • Alan Shore and Denise Bauer, Boston Legal, special selection

Komentáře • 359

  • @joshparedes_
    @joshparedes_ Před 3 lety +189

    “If you’re so unwilling to let her out, perhaps I should go in after her...I brought my snorkel.” 🤣🤣

    • @nhilet143
      @nhilet143 Před 3 lety +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @uzomanworgu6458
      @uzomanworgu6458 Před 3 lety

      I mean...what was he saying!

    • @KatieCatWalker
      @KatieCatWalker Před 3 lety +2

      Sorry for turning the likes from a 69-70 but I had to because it was a good one

  • @glogler
    @glogler Před 3 lety +70

    His voice is like ASMR

    • @gulhyatmustafayeva7199
      @gulhyatmustafayeva7199 Před 3 lety

      What is ASMR?

    • @AgentofLADON
      @AgentofLADON Před 2 lety +9

      @@gulhyatmustafayeva7199 Alan Shore Mouth Rhtyhm. It's a scientific effect caused by the sweet honey of James Spader talking.

  • @crystalblue3842
    @crystalblue3842 Před 3 lety +254

    "What you said to me was disgusting!" "I assure you, Denise, I am a man of my word." 😂😂👏🏼👏🏼

    • @dwightlove3704
      @dwightlove3704 Před 3 lety +3

      Crystal Blue If he were black every LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY in the state of Massachusetts would have been in her office to arrest him.

    • @06bigd2000
      @06bigd2000 Před 3 lety +3

      @@dwightlove3704 If he were a black man she’d wanna see if the rumors about our endowment were true.

    • @dwightlove3704
      @dwightlove3704 Před 3 lety

      @@06bigd2000 Come here you BIG BLACK STUD!!!!!!

    • @dwightlove3704
      @dwightlove3704 Před 3 lety

      @@06bigd2000 Picture OJ SIMPSON in this scene what would her response would be!!!!!

    • @andrewleah1983
      @andrewleah1983 Před 2 lety +6

      @@dwightlove3704 You have a lot of pent up hostility towards the white man. I love how you both simultaneously call Alan a creep in comments yet insinuate that if the character was black he wouldn't be allowed say that stuff. So which is it?

  • @DrownedInExile
    @DrownedInExile Před 4 lety +166

    "I overheard your conversation with Shirley."
    "Surely you can't be serious?!"
    "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

    • @Nkennaexplains
      @Nkennaexplains Před 4 lety +1

      COD

    • @dwightlove3704
      @dwightlove3704 Před 3 lety +2

      Drowned In Exile He tried this in a scene with Shirley in a low key manner in a bathroom and Shirley shot him down quickly.

  • @xyPERSON
    @xyPERSON Před 4 lety +489

    If James Spader's character Alan Shore did this today he would be on the METOO movement's Most Wanted List.

    • @69sakibkhan
      @69sakibkhan Před 4 lety +3

      Exactly

    • @umberct
      @umberct Před 4 lety +30

      Denny Crane

    • @jacobscherlinger3953
      @jacobscherlinger3953 Před 4 lety +13

      Frank Prorock
      Denny Crane shot a child rapist. What would Trump have done?

    • @ArmyJames
      @ArmyJames Před 4 lety +9

      He’d be fired for sure, and possibly in jail.

    • @thisrichbastard.809
      @thisrichbastard.809 Před 4 lety +16

      He would be able to discern who to do that to. Me too women are insecure attention seekers who fancy themselves exceptional...and they're not.

  • @axjohn
    @axjohn Před 3 lety +40

    “The neatest of penmanship.” I just LOVE that line.

  • @TimpossibleOne
    @TimpossibleOne Před 4 lety +258

    Ultron tries to seduce Claire Dunphy

  • @shashijain5084
    @shashijain5084 Před 4 lety +50

    Alan shore! What a character! Unforgettable! And even more perverse was Denny Crane!

  • @jerryoconnell7025
    @jerryoconnell7025 Před 9 měsíci +5

    Alan shore the best written acted character ever I'm really ill right now feeling miserable this show always makes me smile

  • @GoodsDell7
    @GoodsDell7 Před 3 lety +34

    Julie Bowin is a serious heart-throb ;)

  • @ericekumankama1106
    @ericekumankama1106 Před 4 lety +100

    You can't help but love James spader

  • @tagreene06
    @tagreene06 Před 4 lety +64

    That little moan she gives when he sits next to her, priceless

    • @andrewleah1983
      @andrewleah1983 Před 2 lety +7

      That whole scene is a credit to her acting skills. The way they look at each other especially when she’s saying get out - there’s a little nod of understanding between them.

  • @rsimmons41407
    @rsimmons41407 Před 3 lety +90

    Brilliant show! Genius level scripting and casting. They really don’t make them like that anymore.

    • @leif1075
      @leif1075 Před 2 lety

      What makes you say that? What's great about it?

  • @TheAlps36
    @TheAlps36 Před 4 lety +151

    Goddam I want Spader's confidence

  • @tagreene06
    @tagreene06 Před 4 lety +42

    Julie Bowen is sooooooooooo hot! and that voice, my my my. She's been out to sea so long she's wants some "Shore leave" by that look

    • @vinayakiyer8334
      @vinayakiyer8334 Před 3 lety +5

      Compleetttelly agree with you. She looked absolutely stunning in this show.
      And kudos, on the brilliant pun😂😂😂

  • @barbieafornier1907
    @barbieafornier1907 Před 3 lety +6

    Spader Spader Spader... loving you more and more... ♡
    Shatner's ...why? Love it!

  • @analaitinen
    @analaitinen Před 4 lety +23

    Man this man is the hotties man,love his tie and pink T-shirt,love you Spader

  • @SandipDas30
    @SandipDas30 Před 3 lety +7

    He did Crash the movie too
    Big big fan of Alan Shore the character and James Spader the actor.

  • @AnkitaMalviya108
    @AnkitaMalviya108 Před 2 lety +5

    How can anybody be so much at the same time. He is sexy, lovely, sensual, dominating, flirtatious, wanted and so many other things at same time

  • @MrUndersolo
    @MrUndersolo Před 4 lety +19

    Note that she cannot contain her smile...or her tongue.

  • @josemunozrojas1681
    @josemunozrojas1681 Před 4 lety +21

    "Again and... again" 😈😏
    My God: that little 'close up' from the camera was exhilarating! 🔥🔥🔥

    • @MG-xy2sd
      @MG-xy2sd Před 2 lety +1

      The way she slightly squinted! She is hot!

  • @blindkimberly1360
    @blindkimberly1360 Před 4 lety +8

    It has suddenly gotten quite warm in here. 😍😍😍

    • @shirleygyamfi9738
      @shirleygyamfi9738 Před 2 lety +1

      He sounds so sexy.. but very confident in his approaches

  • @Accomandoc
    @Accomandoc Před 2 lety +4

    AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME

  • @walkerb1734
    @walkerb1734 Před 4 lety +129

    Julie Bowen is soooooooo hot!!!

    • @mohammedhussain6749
      @mohammedhussain6749 Před 4 lety +12

      Michael Crennan no is still “is”

    • @Kaspisify
      @Kaspisify Před 3 lety +1

      @@mohammedhussain6749 Yeah she's even hotter as a housewife IMO. Excellent, caring, loving mother. Sexy as hell.

    • @yannick245
      @yannick245 Před 3 lety

      @@mohammedhussain6749 I think he ment on the show. 'Cause she lost nothing: tvline.com/2020/03/06/julie-bowen-raised-by-wolves-cbs-comedy-pilot/

  • @shapen360
    @shapen360 Před 2 lety +6

    The magic of James Spader. Television's biggest lech and yet he almost always pulls it off.

  • @matthewwright380
    @matthewwright380 Před 3 lety +13

    Love it crosses the line in so many ways but funny and entertaining

  • @axjohn
    @axjohn Před 2 lety +4

    “The neatest of… PENMANSHIP!” I just live this line. 😎

  • @tjsho417
    @tjsho417 Před 3 lety +19

    If Alan did this to Claire Dunphy instead of Denise he would get punched in the face by Claire.

  • @dogwu2099
    @dogwu2099 Před 3 lety +10

    Had a huge crush on Julie Bowen back in the day. Don't see her around anymore ,😟

    • @tjsho417
      @tjsho417 Před 3 lety +1

      You’ve never heard of Modern Family?

    • @dogwu2099
      @dogwu2099 Před 3 lety

      @@tjsho417 never watched it. Thanks

  • @sunnchilde
    @sunnchilde Před 4 lety +116

    She was ALMOST there! He almost had her. There was just a hair of restraint she had left.

    • @reallollabunny
      @reallollabunny Před 4 lety +7

      I see what you did there! Perhaps one of my favourite lines is the "I was almost there" line Shirley gave Alan in one of the episodes. It was quite sexy actually, considering they were the two best lawyers in the series. ^_^

    • @yannick245
      @yannick245 Před 3 lety +1

      He did Denise, on his desk!

    • @dancebilly6951
      @dancebilly6951 Před 3 lety

      @@yannick245 lol no he didn't...

    • @06bigd2000
      @06bigd2000 Před 3 lety

      @@dancebilly6951 Are we sure? Because she went into his office trying to call his bluff. When it turned out he was never bluffing she could’ve decided to just go with it 😂😂😂

  • @stevehtml5490
    @stevehtml5490 Před 2 lety +6

    One of the hottest scenes on TV ... EVER !

  • @mondvogel6124
    @mondvogel6124 Před 2 lety +4

    "I brought my snorkel"

  • @jaypandya1346
    @jaypandya1346 Před 4 lety +17

    *Phil Dunphy wants to know James's location*

  • @bigwig2881
    @bigwig2881 Před 4 lety +25

    I haven't been able to find the scene but Brad tells her that Alan is all talk and if you take him up on it he will back down. They are in an office and she starts telling him she doesn't think he has the balls to do anything and he throws her on the table, She rolls off the other side and runs out of the office, sees brad and tells him he was wrong. Hilarious!

    • @bigwig2881
      @bigwig2881 Před 4 lety +5

      Another girl told Brad that and he passed it on, sorry, I forgot that part.

    • @graciemcmullen4664
      @graciemcmullen4664 Před 2 lety

      What episode was that please

    • @bigwig2881
      @bigwig2881 Před 2 lety +1

      @@graciemcmullen4664 I actually thought about this the other day and went looking for it. Season 3, Episode 12 "Nuts". The interaction between Alan and Denise is golden in this episode.

  • @filmfangirls9163
    @filmfangirls9163 Před 3 lety +12

    Oh my gosh I just started s3 and I was thinking for awhile "ya know Alan hasn't truly hit on Denise yet..."
    Welp! 😂

  • @marella154
    @marella154 Před 3 lety +2

    the voice... man

  • @NaNa-lt1po
    @NaNa-lt1po Před 4 lety +10

    What the background music? That sounds awesome

  • @xyPERSON
    @xyPERSON Před 4 lety +44

    Alan Shore could be a perverted, sleazy slime ball at times but he was a brilliant lawyer and a good friend. To this day I have to commend the writers of this show for maintaining consistency with the characters and not destroying them or screwing them over like other shows tend to do. Alan Shore, who was my favorite character on this show remained the same during all five seasons and that is how it should be done. Sure... allow the characters to have some degree of growth and maturity but at the same time just don't crap all over them by making them do things completely out of character.

    • @jackbrady9738
      @jackbrady9738 Před rokem

      this was not perverted sleazy slime ball; this was 'The Master' at work if you catch my Freudian drift. This was two Mutual Masters (both Denise and Shore are highly dominate people) playing the dominance game between each other. The fact Shore was: 1. Willing to walk away (2:24), while she was inviting [her eyes] (2:19)- meant he won the overall dominance game and that's why Denise got so horned up for him in the end (2:45).
      He had dominion over her.
      he truly is the Master: he's the best of the best of the Boston lawyers (best lawyers in the world congregate in Boston); and was willing to walk away from Denise, who- is like top 0.000001% sexual market value attractive. So the fact he's willing to walk away from her really showed, this guy actually is a, if not THE: dominant mother fucker - so then she became enraptured (2:45).
      Tragically: since Alan lost his first/only wife to something tragic (they never say) something like a suicide probably, maybe a freak car crash; he's too afraid to ever make a meaningful connection with any woman again, because he's too afraid of the hurt of heartbreak and loss. That's why SPOILERS FOR END OF SERIES, in the end series episode, the one person who he does have that meaningful connection with; enough to get married to; is his completely plutonic best friend **male** Denny Crane. But that's there to show Alan's complete rejection of female companionship. Which comes from a tragedy: suicide or some freak death.
      That's why, at the end of this clip, he doesn't pursue Denise.
      As much as he *wants* to Denise. He knows he's at risk of falling in love with her, that's why he doesn't actually take it any further. The tragic loss and heartbreak in his character means now he only plays the 'sex game' purely for 0 connection (all his other sexual relations are pure fvccking[no 'making love'/kissing]. he doesn't play it for love or connection anymore- he just plays it to "Fvck".
      So we're left with the question: has he really "Mastered" love? if he's too afraid to even pursue it? His actions show he clearly is a dominant Master- he gets top 0.00001% girls DTF- but? does his absolute dominant Master actions prove he's a Master if he's too afraid to fall in love? Doesn't that prove he's slave to the cruel mistress of heartbreak through death.
      Which is the reality: Even the strongest and most dominant Master will, eventually, fall slave to the cruel mistress Mother Nature when she invariably comes knocking when it's our most loved one's time to pass. Even Kanye considered suicide when his "mama passed; suicide what kinda talk is that". Kanye is one WELL HUNG Master Mother fucker: billionaire selfmade brilliant. Proof that I'm not just making this up from the art that was shown, that reality mirrors this, what I'm saying, as to which I believe is fact.
      And I think that was the major, major, major point of Alan Shore's character^:Even the most Elite of Human Master's are made Slave to MistressMother Nature.

  • @arniemiller7534
    @arniemiller7534 Před 4 lety +7

    Best show besides west wing ever

  • @omarstone4637
    @omarstone4637 Před 4 lety +5

    Omg its ultron

  • @bensahar215
    @bensahar215 Před 3 lety +4

    One of the few most beautiful blonds ever

  • @matthewhowe3727
    @matthewhowe3727 Před 2 lety +1

    James Spade was also in the very provocative movie "The Secretary". Similar role.

  • @clemence8623
    @clemence8623 Před 2 lety +2

    When ever I hear Denise from now on I picture Alan’s face 🤨😂😂

  • @HaNsWiDjAjA
    @HaNsWiDjAjA Před rokem +3

    Did Alan ever get to do it with Denise?

  • @Papabear4564
    @Papabear4564 Před 9 měsíci +1

    2:28 Denise: that was a close one

  • @TheAlps36
    @TheAlps36 Před rokem

    Just found out this show is on Disney+ 😊

  • @vidyabhanage9794
    @vidyabhanage9794 Před 3 lety +12

    Man I miss Boston legal !! James spader should quit blacklist by killing lizzy & make another season of Boston legal.

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k Před 2 lety

      I bet Bill would be on board for another season.

  • @saradhie8268
    @saradhie8268 Před 4 lety +12

    Imagine Phil going against this guy.

  • @henningsouz2833
    @henningsouz2833 Před 2 lety +4

    Because of "mee 2", shows like these will never be made again :(

  • @matteolai7804
    @matteolai7804 Před rokem +1

    Should end this one with the Alan Denise scene in s03e12. On his table top.

  • @sefutho
    @sefutho Před 3 lety +7

    Eavesdropping is not always a good thing, especially when I was totally looking forward as to where this conversation was going to.

  • @MickeyJaymz
    @MickeyJaymz Před 4 lety +6

    Hot!

  • @harrycallahan9764
    @harrycallahan9764 Před 2 lety +1

    Denise ran a distant second in most conversations with Alan

  • @USCndaATL
    @USCndaATL Před 2 lety +4

    Raymond Reddington hitting on Claire Dunphy.

  • @kevinjohnson3119
    @kevinjohnson3119 Před 4 lety +10

    Too bad they never hooked up. :(

  • @Accomandoc
    @Accomandoc Před rokem

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @CLA82529
    @CLA82529 Před 4 měsíci

    I knew it. I used to watch this when I was a kid and I'm currently watching Modern Family and I thought Claire Dunphy looks familiar lmao

  • @stanis8431
    @stanis8431 Před 3 lety +3

    Plot twist: He was #metoo-ed 10 years later

  • @wheelyjon
    @wheelyjon Před 3 lety +14

    What is sexual harassment and sexism in its purest form supposedly somehow made up for the fact that the character is supposedly sexually attracted to it only slightly made up for by the brilliant in acting but Mr Spader who we know can gloss over absolutely despicable characters with a thick varnish of compelling charm

    • @beageler
      @beageler Před 2 lety

      But he got out at her second "get out," when it was clear that this woman, who wasn't a wilting flower, wasn't up for it. Always in good faith. Never ignore the others perspective.

    • @wheelyjon
      @wheelyjon Před 2 lety

      @@beageler it was very clear she was not up for it at the first but to be honest with you no one should have to face that go to conversation at work if you want to turn back conversation and he genuinely thought she responded positively to it you should have asked her out order me in a different environment not in her office space

  • @axjohn
    @axjohn Před 3 lety +17

    “And then when I look closer I see... Shirley.”
    Denise was at THE very edge, fully soaked, and ready to surrender.
    Alan Shore 👍👍👍

  • @scottweber2297
    @scottweber2297 Před 3 lety +1

    This would NEVER fly today. Lmao! Such a shame. Lol!

  • @Asiacbrown80
    @Asiacbrown80 Před 3 lety +4

    How do these actor play these parts without breaking?

  • @rainphantom
    @rainphantom Před 2 lety

    Oh my god

  • @elmonje84
    @elmonje84 Před 3 lety

    Whats cap and season?

  • @nehajadhav1089
    @nehajadhav1089 Před 3 lety

    EPISODE AND SEASON please please.

  • @rommy_of_rohan
    @rommy_of_rohan Před 2 lety +2

    I brought my snorkal? Original.

  • @crown3dp3sant14
    @crown3dp3sant14 Před 3 lety

    Time to go practice Technics learnt

  • @jaypandya1346
    @jaypandya1346 Před 3 lety +4

    *Phil Dunphy wants to know Alan's location*

  • @crisduta6229
    @crisduta6229 Před 2 lety

    Gangsta’ level one million.

  • @lmnefg121
    @lmnefg121 Před 2 lety

    Wow

  • @barbieafornier1907
    @barbieafornier1907 Před 3 lety +1

    Haha! Shirley♥️

  • @wittyroark
    @wittyroark Před 2 lety +2

    Really find her seeing here weird... after watching Modern Family

  • @sbains560
    @sbains560 Před 3 lety +8

    Lol
    What a pervert
    He’s my hero

  • @petelarosa282
    @petelarosa282 Před 2 lety +1

    Jesus loves you very much ❣️.

  • @lmswentzeljr
    @lmswentzeljr Před rokem +3

    You would get fired at your job if you talked to women like that

  • @d1bigshifter737
    @d1bigshifter737 Před 4 lety +2

    Only if she wants it to be

  • @VincentTornude
    @VincentTornude Před 4 lety +9

    Claire, Phil is home with your kids.

  • @notmyname3883
    @notmyname3883 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Is that the same broad who plays the frumpy wife of Phil on Modern Family? My she was delish!

  • @demostheodorakakis6328
    @demostheodorakakis6328 Před 2 lety +1

    Julie!

  • @assbrass
    @assbrass Před 3 lety +2

    Where’s Clive Bixby

  • @Uddevalla00
    @Uddevalla00 Před 3 lety +12

    I have a buddy that can’t really say Denise, he instead says D-nice

  • @jeromerizzo423
    @jeromerizzo423 Před rokem +8

    Julie Bowen is trying so hard not to laugh. 😆

  • @geraldstephens6612
    @geraldstephens6612 Před 3 lety

    Is that Julie Bowen in that scene? Was she a regular in the Practice?

    • @manavsingla3370
      @manavsingla3370 Před 3 lety +1

      This is Boston Legal and she appeared for 2-3 seasons I think.

  • @RogueAI
    @RogueAI Před měsícem

    I've got a feeling James Spader wasn't acting

  • @YashaswiSinghBartwal
    @YashaswiSinghBartwal Před 2 lety +2

    oh mrs dunphy

  • @vinniche
    @vinniche Před 3 lety

    That's reading people 😂. In other words, thehe advantages of being a good lawyer.

  • @litfrenzy3345
    @litfrenzy3345 Před 4 lety +2

    Denise is a porsilein (sp) doll. I, much like Alan, backs out and could never touch her (well he tried to on his desk but didn't). It's in my character, push the girl , but never would try to break her. Never break the innocent Barbie doll (unless...) Always have respect.

  • @NikhilVandanapu
    @NikhilVandanapu Před 2 lety +3

    No one making a joke about Robert California hitting on Claire Dunphy?

    • @pocox3gt178
      @pocox3gt178 Před rokem +1

      I'd say Raymond Reddington but Robert's fine too

  • @TomKaren94
    @TomKaren94 Před 2 lety +1

    Ironic that Spader was in The Secretary.

  • @christopheryoung1878
    @christopheryoung1878 Před 2 lety +2

    Just waiting for Denise to slug him.

  • @sali96
    @sali96 Před rokem

    Sounds like ULTRON

  • @bobbusker5217
    @bobbusker5217 Před 3 měsíci

    1:44

  • @badgrand
    @badgrand Před 2 lety

    So this works?! 8P

  • @ATLienForLife
    @ATLienForLife Před 4 lety +8

    I've seen this episode several times, have replayed this scene numerous times. I have yet to come up with a satisfactory reason for Denise's behavior at 2:57
    There's some sorta inside information or underlying meaning that is escaping me.
    Anyone else have some sorta insight?

    • @ATLienForLife
      @ATLienForLife Před 4 lety +2

      @Gan Len Awhile back I came to that same conclusion and then talked myself out of it, thinking it was too simple. Nice comment.

    • @josemunozrojas1681
      @josemunozrojas1681 Před 4 lety +1

      WHAT EPISODE IS IT!? 🙏😊😁

    • @ATLienForLife
      @ATLienForLife Před 4 lety +2

      @@josemunozrojas1681 I'll have to check my episodes and get back to you.

    • @reallollabunny
      @reallollabunny Před 4 lety +5

      It was, I think, her way of showing Alan that she liked him chasing her... even if she fully intended to continue rejecting him. She wanted to encourage him in a safe setting where he would not be able to pounce on her. :)

    • @ATLienForLife
      @ATLienForLife Před 4 lety +1

      @@josemunozrojas1681 Season 3, Episode 8

  • @teddyharvester
    @teddyharvester Před 3 lety +3

    She says one thing, but she's thinking about it. Man, that so wouldn't fly in 2019/2020 tv, or it would be some cringe hollywood writer activist moment.

  • @crunchhardtack6514
    @crunchhardtack6514 Před 3 lety +10

    This was when men and women were neither in denial, nor ashamed of their sexuality.
    The dynamic tension between members of the opposite sex will always be there. Its hardwired into our DNA. It's what has caused the human species to survive.
    Unfortunately we have allowed the repressed degenerates the loudest voice; those who have been sexually shunned for whatever reason so that now to admit base desire is considered contemptible.
    Let's remember what we are, while keeping in mind time and place.
    Sex isn't dirty until small minds make it so.

    • @SOLOcan
      @SOLOcan Před 2 lety

      Human sexuality is not in our DNA, it is something unnatural. It’s what makes us human in the first place. Fucking because it’s a drive is what animals do, fucking for no point, other than because we choose to, that’s human.
      Just because nobody chooses to fuck you at the workplace however doesn’t mean that has changed or is repressed. The only thing that is different now is people are more confident to tell the truth to your face.

  • @andypike1234
    @andypike1234 Před 2 lety

    Like the fact he never got her

  • @rakinhossain6973
    @rakinhossain6973 Před 2 lety

    #metoo

  • @karanveersingh6367
    @karanveersingh6367 Před 3 lety

    Hahahaha

  • @jowolf2187
    @jowolf2187 Před 3 lety +8

    In many parts of Europe and Latin America - this kind of talk isn't a "perversion" or sexual harassment like it is here, it's just their form of flirting and/or humor.
    Let go of the prudishness America, accept the fact that sex is a part of life and there is no such thing as normal when it comes to sex.