CIA Agent Are you the same person who made the FBI agent account and people commented about how they are different so you finally made the right account for the video?
like the features, setup was difficult for some of my devices (August Door lock, czcams.com/users/postUgkxhB5YOMNj04GuoAosExygP4cH-dKeb4aB Bose speaker)... but all switches and outlets (5), thermostat, tankless water heater. Unfortunately all I can do is turn on/off Bose. It doesn't support volume or changing channels, but I believe that is due to the particular speaker I have.... Worth getting if you already have other devices to use it with... I don't sit around and ask Alexa questions much so that doesn't really matter to me....
@@gamemylifeaway1112 Why is that funny? It's true. It's not even semi-believable that they would find 99.9999999999% of that information useful. Like do you honestly think they care about dirty texts you send to your wife, or overhearing such things? Or we could go to even more mundane shit, like taking a shit, being at work, singing to yourself. Even if "they" were constantly recording, they would be interested in key words only. It's really simple logic.
The "logic" you're referencing is inferior compared to her actual logic framing the question. And it appears you became hung up on an irrelevant aspect of all this............ The fucking thing didn't answer.
Of course there are. Every single Alexa device sends information to Amazon to process, and that isn't even using a lot of bandwidth. CZcams's video streaming uses hundreds of times more bandwidth than Alexa devices will possibly send at max.
weirdhairchild Doesn't mean you have to make it easier on them to do so. That's like saying a chain link fence is useless because all one needs is a pair of bolt cutters.
*Because Amazon is sending CIA to your house for asking about them and they are getting suspicious about it and decided to want to know your location because you ask too much question* BUSTED!
The answer is, just don't purchase a CIA listening device and place it in your home like an idiot. It is bad enough we all have "smart-phones" which are recorded directly by the NSA. I don't even have a "smart-TV" in my house either, because big brother will be watching you...
It's a matter of general privacy. What if something that isn't necessarily considered criminal in conversation now, becomes such at a later time, and you're on record confirming alignment with criminality, then placed on a GOVT. watchlist?
Well, look at the opposite. Things that were illegal in the past are becoming accepted. What's to stop a new government creating laws in the other vein?
CIA Officer: What the fudge are they doing? carrie: Alexa, can the CIA get information from Amazon? *x10* CIA Officer: HOW THE F**K LONG WILL THEY DO THIS? Alexa: *repeats what the CIA officer said in low quality* carrie: WHAT THE HELL
People always freak out when they don't get a reply from Alexa (pure stupidity). Alexa doesn't have a programmed reply, so the first time you ask she says "I'm not sure about that", or whatever. Then, the next time you ask, she simply turns off BECAUSE SHE THINKS THAT SHE WAS ACTIVATED BT A MISSFIRE. Not because she "Can't answer that".
Derek Frogget yeah what's up with idiots now. When siri first came out it mostly seemed like people understood that she had preset responses and couldn't answer everything but now people just think they can answer everything.
EVER SEEN A DOG DANCE LIKE THIS?
czcams.com/video/j1fY9Hvp5Bs/video.html
@HardGamer And I don't want to
That was random
Whisper to Alexa "Alexa do you work for the FBI?"
10
@Stephen Walters cool
Me: Alexa, turn off.
Alexa: Ok, sure.
Me: Alexa, are you off?
Alexa: Yes.
🤩
How is this not top comment
@@Curtis.Carpenter FOR REAL
Stolen
Stolennnn
*FBI has joined the chat*
🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽
h1 fb1 i 4m gr3at3st f4n of U
Are you still watching me from the last comment section
Hello
FBI is chill. The CIA are the real cocksuckers
"Alexa, can the CIA get information from Amazon."
Alexa : *confused sweating*
Abinash Panigrahy Lol. Btw ur comment blew up
@@reinberri no one cares
@@masonfreeman4991 the would commenter would!
Confused? She knows exactly what's going on
Alexa , can the CIA get information from amazon
ALEXA : caling 911.....
Can CIA Get information from amazon
Alexa: Turns off
Topias H yeah we watched the video
Yep that's the video
Thank you thank you I watch the whole video but in the 10 seconds I was reading comments I forgot what the video was about so thank you
She cant lie so she doesnt say anything
that's the fucking joke
Slowly gets up and unplugs Alexa
happy new year
Nicky Sartori Di Borgoricco happy new year 🎆
My shorkie Named niko it still listens
and *sighs*
Adds her to the fireplace logs.
*Delete this.*
CIA Agent Are you the same person who made the FBI agent account and people commented about how they are different so you finally made the right account for the video?
Can't do it yourself?
why wont u delete ur own comment liar
CIA Agent
Agency Agent...
Agent How The F they Know This
Looks just like me avoiding my moms questions
like the features, setup was difficult for some of my devices (August Door lock, czcams.com/users/postUgkxhB5YOMNj04GuoAosExygP4cH-dKeb4aB Bose speaker)... but all switches and outlets (5), thermostat, tankless water heater. Unfortunately all I can do is turn on/off Bose. It doesn't support volume or changing channels, but I believe that is due to the particular speaker I have.... Worth getting if you already have other devices to use it with... I don't sit around and ask Alexa questions much so that doesn't really matter to me....
Legend has it she’s still asking the question
Lol
This wasn't even that funny but it made my day
W o r l d thelegend27??? 😂 dead meme
This guy is one of the cia agents
Lol
CIA: Crap they know, ok plan B
CIA: *Watches you from Microwave*
Snicker Bits 300+ likes and no comment? I’m first
Why no comments.. Why not top comment, this is class
Snicker Bits AlExA pLaY dEsPaCiTo
Lol
I am your 888th liker.
"Alexa,can the CIA get information from amazon?"
Alexa: *whispers at the back* "what should I say what should I say???"
🤣
😂😂😂😂🤦
6 *69* likes *"Well, Humanity reached her highest peak on comments"*
I’m your 1,000 like
@@shaktinitschke wow thanks for notifying me that I reached 1k likes haha
Literally nobody:
Guy at the end of the video: “ Alexa are you fat”
i belive he asked "are you fed?"
@@bonyfletcher7657 Hm.. no, the are you fat gives me the giggle but not this one. I'm going with the fat
Literally nobody:
You: Saying “literally nobody” which adds nothing to the joke
@@vexstar3isafuckass910 do you realize what you just said
bruh i my cousin has one and i ask stupid questions like that cause i have nothing else to do
FBI open up
Justin Y. GO AWAY YOUR EVERYWHERE FUCK OFF
Justin Y. Smh you late
Fuck off.
Get a lofe
Justin y made a history having the highest likes in the comments
Delete this
Mr Undying You don’t get the joke...
FBI and CIA are 2 different things...
HAHA 😂
FBI Agent lmao
Mr Undying you dont get it do you?
Random Guy: aLeXa ArE yOu FaT?
Alexa: *_cries in robot_*
xd Cypherrr, Alexa is beautiful
I’ll never willingly have one of these things in my house.
How's your smart phone doing these days buddy?
@@KyleOzz i mean he might not have one 🤷♂️
@@jakelangley624 Possibly, but unlikely. He's posted on CZcams using somthing. Laptop will have mic and cam too.
They are always watching 👀
Whatever you used to post this comment works just as good. They’re tracking and recording your every move and word you say. Even through a cell phone.
Let's just ignore that you posted this online
This video is fake
Alexa was a paid actor
Dank Potato actress*
@@SouthPlaya did you just assume it's gender ??
It’s like how Siri is voiced my Susan(idk the last name)
Real actors, Not people
it's true, i was the floor
"alexa, can the CIA get information from amazon?"
alexa: AIGHT IMMA HEAD OUT
Lol... you're worried about Alexa giving c.i.a info when your phone is doing it every second
Apple and Samsung: Hey dont look at us. Other phone companies steal data and give it to the government.
Huawei: *Nervous Sweating*
Huawei literally feeds the chinese government information
“Alexa, can the CIA get infor-“ *CIA busts through door*
Skidians lol
Lol
As soon I saw this started cracking up
I’m deaaaddtt
Skidians 😂😂😂😂
Alexa can’t lie so she won’t answer
FAX
Not that it can't lie it's because the truth is masked behind silence.
Lol
right
She pleads the fifth.
“Alexa does the CIA get information from Amazon?”
“...bum bum...”
DIRECTED BY ROBERT B WEIDE
People need to realize that their phone is already recording you without having to say "hey Alexa"
Recording your location. Keeping your texts. And any info you put in the 'cloud'. Doubtful all voice is being kept anywhere.
@@judychurley6623 lol
@@gamemylifeaway1112 Why is that funny? It's true. It's not even semi-believable that they would find 99.9999999999% of that information useful. Like do you honestly think they care about dirty texts you send to your wife, or overhearing such things? Or we could go to even more mundane shit, like taking a shit, being at work, singing to yourself. Even if "they" were constantly recording, they would be interested in key words only. It's really simple logic.
@@triumphant39 no. att has been recording every thing every conversations since like the 80s
@@triumphant39 lol
1:19 Alexa are you fat? 😂 That will get her talking!
He was so happy about saying it
Hi Henry
Hey Henry what you be doing driving through CZcams right now
I love ur channel
i love ur videos
Alexa can the information get CIA from the Amazon
Alexa are you fat?
Says the CIA mole 😅
@Kevvy Kim he is talking about 1:13
Alexa, Can i get CIA from Amazon?
@Scroto Bagging read my fcking comment
500th like kek
Alexa: I would like to contact my lawyer
"Alexa is the CIA listening?"
CIA Agent: "No we are not because nobody actually cares about yall"
Exactly
Well they need information for "national security" so I'm pretty sure they know exactly what this person is doing right now!
With that logic you could ask "alexa can the CIA get information from any company"
Awnser: Yes
Yea but we need an answer i dont know what an AWNSER is
The "logic" you're referencing is inferior compared to her actual logic framing the question. And it appears you became hung up on an irrelevant aspect of all this............ The fucking thing didn't answer.
Gray Jedi 90% of devices can process speech the one your using can
But anyway this video is a joke
Not every company
*Alexa left the chat*
*CIA joined the chat*
I made your comment reach 1k likes from 999 likes... you're welcome
Actually, the CIA has always been in the chat if you think about it.
This is fake I ask my Alexa and she said no cia is not a government agency
*security left the chat*
@@sapphic_banana Snowden talks about it.
CIA = NSA ≈ satanic cabbal owning our world (back-riding on us actually)
Never has a robotic voice assistant been so relatable. 😂
"Alexa, is CIA listening?"
Alexa: "pro gamer move"
Ask her if she works for McDonald's bet she won't say anything they have a secret sauce
hahaha lol
Lol😂😂
Maybe Alexa works for the Krusty Krab and trying to hide it’s Secret Formula
Alexa, is the mcdonalds ice cream machine still broken
Haha nice one
Everyone asks where is FBI
But no one asks How is FBI ??
Everyone uses this joke
But no one asks who created it
@@dope554 i see what u did there😂 😎👉👉
@@dope554 everyone here read that comment
But they diddnt question it
Heinz Guderian that was smooth :)
i,ll do you one better why is FBI?
Alternative title: alexa acting dumb to scary questions and it gets even scarier
You can tell she is lying, you can see it in her face
Bro she dose not have a face 😂
you sound like violet from the incredibles
I just noticed that
Tomás Roma oh yeah!
HAHAHA
no not really
Yo I just noticed that
Me: CIA cannot track my a-
*CIA Busts in my house*
KeithB523 ! Lol
FBI OPEN UP!
There isn't near enougg bandwidth on earth for every device to spy on you and send information to the big bad men.
Jimmy John Joe It was a joke XD
Of course there are. Every single Alexa device sends information to Amazon to process, and that isn't even using a lot of bandwidth. CZcams's video streaming uses hundreds of times more bandwidth than Alexa devices will possibly send at max.
Just imagine how easy it is to troll anyone spying on you
*ALEXA: SENDS ENCRYPTED DATA TO CIA*
"Guys we have a situation here"
I just flipped off my front facing camera
x Trippin x I tend to do that anyway
x Trippin x imma do it now
x Trippin x I’m now trippin
But I love my FBI man
x Trippin x 😂😂😂😂
“Alexa are you fat” (giggles at own joke)
What a poor guy
what a legend
@@that80stoast43 No.
Like when you ask a child a question and they are guilty. They sometimes won’t respond but put their head down signifying their guilt. Hmmm, Alexa?
I like how she says it 3 times like alexa is gunna change her answer lmao..
Alexa can't be trusted 😳
Henry????????
yeah but your phone microphone can be trusted?
First time seeing you in comments section
Why haven't you posted
Hi Henry
*slowly turns around and looks at Alexa*
Brian c throw it away unless you want to be spyed on
Alexa starts to do that creepy laugh
GSD#1 we're already being spyed on though, with or without Alexa
*Chucks my Alexa out the window*
weirdhairchild Doesn't mean you have to make it easier on them to do so. That's like saying a chain link fence is useless because all one needs is a pair of bolt cutters.
The dislikes are from CIA agents.
Why would anyone want one of those in their homes.
Its 2018 and if you are here keep scrolling in the comment section to see various FBI agents and CIA agents comments.
Quahntasy - Animating Universe
Cool
Lol the one under you
lol ım not scared from you enrique
I don’t see anyone
CIA Agent me neither
Who else was annoyed by the little hair on top of Alexa 😂😂 ?
Lil Noodle lol i wiped mi screen and the fucking hair didn’t move
I didn’t notice it.
I was distracted on the blue light.
fr dirty asf
😂😂😂😂😂
Ask this question to Google Assistant, the answer will be Yes confidently.
Me : Alexa, who created Osama?
Alexa : 🔫⚰️
Me : RIP
You are well informed.
Idk why but my subconscious tried to blow that hair away a couple of times
what
I was drunk when I wrote that
Same
Vincent E. Lawson me too it annoyed me so much🤬
Oh lol. I was blowing that shit so hard and pushing but didn't get anywhere
The guy in the background sound like one of those husbands who farts under the sheets and gives you a Dutch oven and thinks its freakin hilarious
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😁😁😁A dutch oven im using that 1
💀
@@alexveldhuis6004 hahahahahha
How is your husband?
Alexa answering the last question:
No but your girl is
[Man in background]
"ALEXA? ARE YOU FAT?!"
oml that got me🤦♂️😂😂
"Alexa, are you fat?"
I'm dead😂😂😂😂
Alexa can the....
Alexa can you....
Alexa does amazon...
Alexa.. do you....
Alexa....
ALEXA: WTF YOU WANT FROM ME
XD that deserves more likes
Too funny 😁
I just want you to say yes! I’m monitoring by CIA
😆😆
Alexia shuts off so it doesn’t have to lie, and like a good human it just goes off, 😂
I can hear the CIA agent assigned to me now: "Oh God, no! She's trying to play accordion again!"
I’m falling down a dark hole of conspiracies right here😂😂
Lottee F LMAOO I DONT EVEN WANT TO BUT I CAAAANT STOPP ITT 😂
Alexa, Are lolis lega-
*CIA bursts open the door*
Malate K what's that
The StolinatorYT nothing really :D
Only anime watchers know tho
Malate K *CIA, OPEN UP!*
When you hiding from the CIA because Alexa exposed you
"Can the CIA get information from Amazon?"
Alexia: *turns off* "I Ain't answering that."
Siri said she ain’t programmed to lie I’ll edit while I ask her questions
Me: hey Siri what is the cia
Siri: central intelligence thing lol
Girl: "Alexa, can the CIA get information from Amazon?"
CIA agent on the mic of the Alexa: "Uhh... No."
you guys are't that important for CIA to care. Wakeup.
Alexa are you fat?! I died laughing! 😂😂😂
lol
The ending is hilarious 😆
My Alexa went of when you asked the question
*CIA wants to know your location*
Ninja of the Lemons why
*Because Amazon is sending CIA to your house for asking about them and they are getting suspicious about it and decided to want to know your location because you ask too much question*
BUSTED!
They already have out location.
Ninja of the Lemons ummmmm
Yes
Listening - devices ALWAYS work for either CIA, Prism or NSA. Alexa won't reply "yeah I do work for CIA" lmao no it's supposed to not reply
mint yoongi. OMG CIA, FBI, NSA, and KFC!
Prehistoric Matt you think you're funny huh?
Find where I stole that from and report back to me.
Even if you're in Sweden?
Maximilian Vistrom yes. Everything works with the government. So people can be "safe"
The ending was the best 😂
Alexa is always there for us
Alexa can t-
*FBI OPEN UP*
I love your profile picture Choni foreverrrr
Can t-series have got more subs than PewDiePie?
FBI has entered the server
Trust has left the server
*CIA WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
I accidentally put this on a loud volume and my Alexa responded ;w;
Scared the crap outta me ;w;
🤣🤣🤣
I got scared for a sec cuz my Alexa start talking but I had my volume up on my phone and it picked up what you said 😂😭
PLEASE GET THAT HAIR OFF OF THE ALEXA
you saw that too?
THANK YOU!
*Alexa*
Am I ugly?
Spider Man Yes.
Ja neviem už
Spider Man. Alexa, PIZZA TIME
Yeno
Not in the eyes of you're mother 😂😭
you got the broke boi echo😂😂😂
Alexa goes no comment your honour lol 😂
Ask Siri are u on spying on me
Christian Gggg she says No.
Nope!
Christian Gggg rip english
This is so sad Alexa play despacito.
DE SPA SITO NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA DE SPA SITO NA NA NA NA NA PORTERIKO NA NA NA DE SPA SITO
Des pa YEETO
@@The_Carb1de Cok komiksin
Seams Alexa don’t wanna answer that. Lol 😂
when you said "alexa" my alexa started talking
The answer is, just don't purchase a CIA listening device and place it in your home like an idiot. It is bad enough we all have "smart-phones" which are recorded directly by the NSA. I don't even have a "smart-TV" in my house either, because big brother will be watching you...
Victor Johnson. Oh good then
I'll give them something to look at...*Pulls up a shit ton of porn on phone*
LOOK AT DAT SHIT NSA, YOU LIKE THAT?!...
Victor Johnson while you send this comment via smart phone lol
It's a matter of general privacy. What if something that isn't necessarily considered criminal in conversation now, becomes such at a later time, and you're on record confirming alignment with criminality, then placed on a GOVT. watchlist?
Well, look at the opposite. Things that were illegal in the past are becoming accepted. What's to stop a new government creating laws in the other vein?
You used to be able to smoke in bars. Now it's illegal due to information. Information is solicited and distributed by those at the top of the pile.
Ladies and gentlemen we got him
ANONYMOUS who?
@@gustavosifuentes3991 Amazon 0:55
Omg I died 😂
The wife is asking about the CIA and then random man comes in asking if it's fat. LOL
*I got an Alexa ad while watching this video*
*Coincidence?*
*I THINK NOT!*
Can the information get amazon from cia?
After she done recording...
*Knock*
*Knock*
*FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!*
*POLICE DEPARTMENT SEARCH WARRANT*
Slowly gets up and unplugs Alexa.
"She didn't speak until the end"
Her: Can the CIA get information from amazon
Alexa: Oh Sh- they know... *turns off*
*its Morse code*
*found out what it meant*
*it isn’t good*
"A"
It means OOOOOOF
@@NieMonD Apparently your one brain isn't enough to get a joke..
NieMonD r/woosh
it means a l e x a a r e y o u f a t
CIA Officer: What the fudge are they doing?
carrie: Alexa, can the CIA get information from Amazon? *x10*
CIA Officer: HOW THE F**K LONG WILL THEY DO THIS?
Alexa: *repeats what the CIA officer said in low quality*
carrie: WHAT THE HELL
Carrie: Can the CIA get information from Amazon?
Alexa: Awh shit he we go again
o mie god, u said hey alexa, wut is the cia, and my alexa started blasting words
People always freak out when they don't get a reply from Alexa (pure stupidity). Alexa doesn't have a programmed reply, so the first time you ask she says "I'm not sure about that", or whatever. Then, the next time you ask, she simply turns off BECAUSE SHE THINKS THAT SHE WAS ACTIVATED BT A MISSFIRE. Not because she "Can't answer that".
Derek Frogget Yeah but she can’t tell a lie.
Derek Frogget I just think that you work for the cia
Derek Frogget yeah what's up with idiots now. When siri first came out it mostly seemed like people understood that she had preset responses and couldn't answer everything but now people just think they can answer everything.
Tangerine Tech ikr
Chill.I think this video was made just for fun
i'm sorry, Dave... but i'm afraid i can't do that
If my parents get a Alexa ima yeet it out the window. You taught me well.
Alexa can the CIA get information from the amazon
Alexa: im gonna pretend I didn't heard that