I Watched All 34 Disney Sequels

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  • @LindsayEllisVids
    @LindsayEllisVids Před rokem +7957

    as a hunchback of notre dame 2 stan/scholar i can't believe you left out how the giant bell is beautiful on the INSIDE as one of the great hunchback of notre dame 2 moments

    • @Nyorane
      @Nyorane Před rokem +168

      La fidèle... 🔔

    • @mx.viscera2247
      @mx.viscera2247 Před rokem +264

      LINDSAYYYYYY

    • @corncake4677
      @corncake4677 Před rokem +218

      So deep…. Says a lot about society

    • @CHUCKLZLORD
      @CHUCKLZLORD Před rokem +570

      Never saw the movie, did see the design in this video. Jewels inside a bell, bell would destroy the hell out of those and would sound like shit. 10/10 perfect metaphor

    • @SS-xr7jf
      @SS-xr7jf Před rokem +269

      @@CHUCKLZLORD it’s the normal expectations and requirements of everyday life that will ultimately destroy the beauty within us all. And we all sound like shit. 😌

  • @nemowindsor8724
    @nemowindsor8724 Před rokem +1383

    Quasimodo not getting the girl is well-considered in the og film. The first positive relationship he ever has is with Esmeralda - that’s not a healthy place to begin a relationship of equals. The films deliberately contrasts how he and Frollo vies Esmeralda - one sees her as a temptress devil, the other as a heavenly angel. Neither is her. Only Phoebus operates on her level and can ‘spar’ with her, literally. At a key moment, Frollo tells Esmeralda to love him or burn. Quasi, on the other hand, relinquishes his jealousy of Phoebus and saves Esmeralda with no expectation of romance. The end of the film focuses on him joining hr people of Paris as one of them, accepted as an equal.
    Too many films offer women up as a means to ‘save’ men through romantic relationships. Or to give value to men who are otherwise ‘not valuable’. Getting the girl would’ve just reinforced that for Quasi. Instead, his growing maturity and compassion earned him acceptance and a rebirth of his very own. That’s so much better than a romance.

    • @PersephoneDarling28
      @PersephoneDarling28 Před rokem +134

      And also Madeline and him just mesh better personality wise, their senses of humor are remarkably similar for example

    • @LimeyLassen
      @LimeyLassen Před rokem +135

      Yeah, totally agree. Esmerelda wasn't looking for a guy, she just wanted to be free. Letting her go was good writing. The girl from the sequel on the other had was very much shopping for a boyfriend.

    • @plagueknight8026
      @plagueknight8026 Před rokem +63

      I agree that it was the right way to go, but I also agree with Big Joel, if Quasimodo was an outcast for soley being a gypsy or something instead I don't imagine Disney would have went that route.

    • @princeapoopoo5787
      @princeapoopoo5787 Před rokem +125

      I absolutely 100% agree with this take, but I also understand, and hell, even agree with the disappointment of the ugly, disabled character not finding love. It isn't really something that happens particularly often in fiction so to see it not happen from the *one* company that really loves pairing up their protagonists ...? yeah, it does sting a wee bit. ultimately a good decision they didn't pair up quasi with esme, but still one that makes me go "huh, yeah, so when *will* they just let the ugly dude get the girl?" (or ugly girl get the guy, etc. etc.)

    • @plagueknight8026
      @plagueknight8026 Před rokem +38

      @@princeapoopoo5787 in media, but especially animation it seems we're lucky if they even depict an ugly (main) character

  • @dandylionwine
    @dandylionwine Před rokem +2814

    Ariel's mom having enough time to gasp in disbelief *twice* before her imminent and very contrived death is the funniest thing in the world

    • @SuperHuscarl
      @SuperHuscarl Před rokem +215

      That’s my biggest gripe with death scenes like that. Either make their death totally unavoidable, or tragically accidental, don’t draw it out.

    • @Lesbiwolf92
      @Lesbiwolf92 Před rokem +193

      She was self-aware and knew she was in a prequel

    • @megib901
      @megib901 Před rokem +183

      Couldn't move. She knew she was in a canon moment.

    • @SuperHuscarl
      @SuperHuscarl Před rokem +89

      @@megib901. Lol, she gets locked in place by the animators while thinking “shit, shit, shit why can’t I move?!”

    • @Spencerdoken
      @Spencerdoken Před rokem +49

      Dude. Tens of merqueens die every year to slow boat crashes.

  • @shadow81818
    @shadow81818 Před rokem +1533

    Hearing goth Tim Curry CGI piano saying "They can't fall in love if they're DEAD" absolutely sent me. Amazing line, 10/10.

    • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
      @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose Před 11 měsíci +40

      Trust me, it only gets funnier when you've seen Tim Curry simultaneously voice his OWN Beast on Stories from My Childhood, a limited series of English-dubbed Russian cartoons that ran in 1998 (called Beauty & the Beast: The Tale of the Crimson Flower). Not only is it a testament to his immense talent, that he can play LITERAL polar opposite characters back-to-back and excel at both (his version of the Beast is one of my favorite depictions thus far), but it makes his anti-love campaign as Forte all the more hilariously (and unintentionally) ironic. 😆😉🌹
      Example:
      Tim Curry as Forte during his villain song: 🎵"It's BLISS, to be alone!" 🎵
      Tim Curry as the Beast to Stephen, the father of Anastasia (the Beauty): "I can live in loneliness no longer." (Followed up by seven other varied utterances of his crippling loneliness throughout the story. No joke, I counted).

    • @Liminalsubliminal404
      @Liminalsubliminal404 Před 7 měsíci +12

      A true hero to the aro community

    • @sarahcb3142
      @sarahcb3142 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose I know you wrote this forever ago but I searched for it and someone uploaded it on CZcams! Thank you for this experience. Haha

    • @GorgeGrouse
      @GorgeGrouse Před měsícem +1

      I also love Goth CGI Tim Curry piano, but can we also acknowledge that it's very clearly a pipe organ and not a piano?

    • @fkrkf
      @fkrkf Před měsícem +2

      SPACE!!!!!

  • @Grace-tg4oy
    @Grace-tg4oy Před rokem +2291

    Tbf the love interest in the Notre Dame sequel is one of the very few people that isn't immediately repulsed by the hunchback. If I spent my life being verbally abused and someone came up to me making dad jokes I'd probably breakdown crying.

    • @greenybeeny7139
      @greenybeeny7139 Před rokem +88

      Ding!

    • @panpolypuff
      @panpolypuff Před rokem +244

      The first movie had a major tone problem that marred the moments where it totally nailed its heavy plot points. The sequel knows *exactly* what it’s about.

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield Před rokem +135

      ​@@panpolypuff I'm losing to a bird!

    • @andrewgodly5739
      @andrewgodly5739 Před rokem +57

      Honestly, I think someone who actually went through that would be shocked or confused by kindness towards them. They'd probably be distrusting and think it's some ploy to get something out of them. It's possible that kindness would be perceived as an attack and the recipient would reject them

    • @rattyeely
      @rattyeely Před rokem +12

      @Watching EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH DUCKTALES!

  • @awesomeekg14
    @awesomeekg14 Před rokem +2780

    I love how Joel says random crap like how fighting raccoons is bad because they’re good guys and we’re just supposed to accept that

    • @JLB0880
      @JLB0880 Před rokem +421

      That’s not random crap at all that’s raccoon facts.

    • @tomisaacson2762
      @tomisaacson2762 Před rokem +205

      Don't slander raccoons.

    • @taipanbrown1286
      @taipanbrown1286 Před rokem +33

      Then you watch guardians 3

    • @GrayYeonWannabe
      @GrayYeonWannabe Před rokem +32

      is he wrong tho?

    • @tetragrade
      @tetragrade Před rokem

      In these dark times Medium Joel is the only one brave enough to stand up and racpill the world on the FACTS the mainstream media doesn't want you to hear.

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms Před 8 měsíci +446

    Cinderella 3 has the single best Disney clip ever made.
    King: “I forbid you to take ONE MORE STEP down these stairs!”
    Charming: “… Okay” _Jumps out the window next to him_

    • @GNF54
      @GNF54 Před 7 měsíci +59

      Cinderella 3 in general is a masterpiece
      “Let’s beat her with it”

    • @NylaTheWolf
      @NylaTheWolf Před 6 měsíci +5

      LEGEND

    • @lunarialoonatic
      @lunarialoonatic Před 6 měsíci +30

      *”BUT THE TALKING MICE SAY SHES THE WRONG GIRL”*

    • @Addishbug
      @Addishbug Před 2 dny +2

      too many iconic quotes:
      "hold the trumpet!"
      "LETS BEAT HER WITH IT"
      "Go get em twinkle toes!"
      "But the talking mice say shes the wrong girl!"

  • @OwlBard
    @OwlBard Před 10 měsíci +1145

    The most hilarious thing to me about The Little Mermaid sequel is that Sebastian says 'Ursula's crazy sister! ', which seems to me that he's implying that he didn't think Ursula was crazy.

    • @Simchen
      @Simchen Před 8 měsíci +33

      Yes I believe that is the intended joke they were going for.

    • @chasescorner2902
      @chasescorner2902 Před 7 měsíci +8

      That’s literally one of the only things people remember about that film

    • @420Kleiner
      @420Kleiner Před 7 měsíci +44

      is ursala really that crazy? she was cast out by triton just for practicing withcraft, if that happened to me id try and overthrow the throne too
      Edit: nvm I was high

    • @alexwyatt2911
      @alexwyatt2911 Před 6 měsíci +24

      @@420Kleiner I was reading your comment and thinking, “Mmm. Well, I kinda get what you’re saying.” Then I got to your edit and started dying laughing. I am _not_ high, so idk what to make of that.

    • @secretdoll92831
      @secretdoll92831 Před 4 měsíci +3

      @@chasescorner2902 Shockingly, I tried watching this movie recently and I can still recite nearly every word for word lol Little mermaid 2 was one of my absolute favorite disney movies when I was younger, but as a teen then adult, I was infactuated with horror movies.

  • @GingerTyPerior
    @GingerTyPerior Před rokem +805

    I 100%, no joke, owe my current career to Lion King 1 1/2. The special features on the DVD featured a “virtual safari” where you got in a little wildebeest ride vehicle and went through the story of the lion king as a theme park ride, except things went wrong. I vividly remember a scene where you enter a dark room and hear the hyenas laughing and see their eyes in the dark, then the work lights blink on and you see the eyes are just lights on sticks. I thought that was the coolest thing.
    Anyways, I work in lighting in themed entertainment now.

    • @WickedKatze
      @WickedKatze Před rokem +35

      that sounds like the exact opposite of one of my favorite scary-movie tropes, which is when you get just a split-second glance of the monster or scary thing before being left in the dark with that knowledge

    • @Lisa-dv1xn
      @Lisa-dv1xn Před rokem +28

      I thought this was a false memory I'm glad it's real

    • @emjots
      @emjots Před rokem +5

      holy shit! nice

    • @sanachanto
      @sanachanto Před rokem +15

      I love seeing comments like these, what a great formative memory. Thank you for sharing!

    • @kyletowers9662
      @kyletowers9662 Před rokem +7

      thank you for unlocking that childhood trauma in me

  • @briannabell9319
    @briannabell9319 Před rokem +749

    “no matter what, some adult is dating some child in lady and the tramp 2: scamps adventure” is a hell of a sentence to wake up to after passing out to a chunk of this

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays Před rokem +6

      considering dogs age 6 times faster than humans, idk . maybe we can't hold another species to our standards

    • @WickedKatze
      @WickedKatze Před rokem +103

      @@TemmiePlays if we were talking about real life dogs, I would agree with you, but these are fictional, sapient dogs created by a team of human writers who made the specific choice to include an adult/child relationship

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays Před rokem +3

      ​@@WickedKatze then it makes even less sense to lobby over a fictional, imaginary abomination

    • @lunab541
      @lunab541 Před rokem +55

      Seems like some misogyny to me: the love interest is both young enough to get along with the the puppy and "mature enough" to date the adult dog. The writers didn't bother to consider if she was an adult or a puppy, only that she was "female"

    • @KLIXORthe
      @KLIXORthe Před rokem +3

      ​@@WickedKatze I haven't seen the movie, but based on the clips Scamp seems "coming of age" age, which is like 14-15, so as long as the girl is like 17 and the doberman is no older than 21, its really not that bad.

  • @dampowl
    @dampowl Před 8 měsíci +181

    Joel casually but confidently saying that Timon and Pumbaa "make love" really makes me laugh

  • @LincolnDWard
    @LincolnDWard Před rokem +510

    "Can you just talk to the bear please? Can you just communicate with the bear for 5 seconds? You can talk to bears in this movie."
    is a fantastic line, and I think it should be mandatory in any movie in which you can, in fact, talk to bears.

    • @MYLAR.
      @MYLAR. Před rokem +29

      Cocaine bear would’ve been so interesting under this new law

  • @ataraxia7439
    @ataraxia7439 Před rokem +1917

    I interpret the Wendi “I haven’t really changed” line completely differently. I think it just means that she hasn’t lost a childhood sense of wonder or kindness just because she’s also matured and grown up. It’s not that she hasn’t literally changed in meaningful and important ways but that the important things about her that their friendship were built upon aren’t gone and she’s still the same person Peter Pan became friends with.

    • @ataraxia7439
      @ataraxia7439 Před rokem +174

      oh but like sorry I really love your interpretation too I don't think I got that across

    • @xanderguyer7512
      @xanderguyer7512 Před rokem +210

      I think your interpretation is the clear intent of the scene 😂 You're literally correct.

    • @xanderguyer7512
      @xanderguyer7512 Před rokem +48

      @Fried Rice Okay, deleted my annoyed replies, but that's obviously not what I meant, come on.

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 Před rokem +18

      ​@@xanderguyer7512 no, I interpret your comment to say you don't like movies very much and that's literally correct

    • @JoaoVitor-ge4le
      @JoaoVitor-ge4le Před rokem +87

      100% agree with this interpretation I really think big Joel goofed it this time. That's why little Joel is much better and smarter.

  • @degenermights2427
    @degenermights2427 Před rokem +778

    Did you know, Walt Disney had a rule that he'd only ever want 34 sequels to be made for his moves, look up Walt Disney rule 34 for more information

    • @GabyGeorge1996
      @GabyGeorge1996 Před rokem +28

      Hahaha good one

    • @GreenKnight07
      @GreenKnight07 Před rokem +32

      Nice try buddy but everyone knows what happens when you put "rule" and "34" together

    • @Chillerll
      @Chillerll Před rokem +70

      I was searching for it but I can’t find it. Also I ran out of tissues for some reason.

    • @noviatoria2436
      @noviatoria2436 Před rokem +2

      +

    • @dingdongism
      @dingdongism Před rokem +36

      Do you know why Irish bean soup has exactly 239 beans in it? [In extremely Irish voice] _Because one more would be too farty!_

  • @kinodzeedza
    @kinodzeedza Před rokem +713

    Ok, for Brother Bear 2, I feel like it’s important to be familiar with Native American/First Nations/Alaska Native stories to understand the marrying a bear thing.
    In the Long Ago time, animals were people and had interactions with humans as any human to another human would have. Animals had their own clans and villages, but with different powers specific to their species.
    So a human lady marrying a bear and then becoming one is not that weird in that context, as there are a lot of stories of similar stuff happening. It’s less about finding bears attractive as it is more loving each other and the bear thing is a non-issue.

    • @baintreachas
      @baintreachas Před 11 měsíci +67

      I mean, the bear clan aspect is pretty specific, but isn’t Inter species relationships (often in a highly metaphorical sense) pretty universal in folklore? Animal wife is my favorite trope of all time (specifically, your wife has been a walrus this whole time aaaaand it’s time for her to go home)

    • @kinodzeedza
      @kinodzeedza Před 11 měsíci +35

      I can only speak from my knowledge of Native stories and those traditions.

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@kinodzeedzayou could have a sense of humor about it though lol

    • @LordOfTheFatties
      @LordOfTheFatties Před 8 měsíci +14

      Hey, well said, amazing context, thank you.

    • @AVspectre
      @AVspectre Před 7 měsíci +6

      Appreciate your additional info - thanks!

  • @Frostmourne86
    @Frostmourne86 Před rokem +426

    The biggest issue I have with Ralph Breaks the Internet is that it completely disregards the premise of "going Turbo" and the dangers associated with any game that has that happen. It was treated as terrifying to the NPCs of Fix It Felix Jr. when it was assumed that Ralph was abandoning his game, but Vanellopes' decision is applauded and everybody is just happy for her. WTF?!

    • @misteryA555
      @misteryA555 Před 10 měsíci +109

      I will give the writers this- Ralph's game absolutely cannot work without him, but Sugar Rush still has like twelve other racers. People would notice her missing but they can just use someone else like they did before Ralph helped her defeat King Candy. But without Ralph, nothing gets wrecked. This IS explained in the sequel and makes sense, although I think the premise is bad from the ground up partly because it feels like an emotional retcon even if it technically makes sense so I will not defend it beyond that

    • @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon
      @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon Před 7 měsíci +16

      Her game worked without her since the first one, remember that she wanted a car for even be able to compete.

    • @bluedistortions
      @bluedistortions Před 3 měsíci +18

      The game surviving without her isn't the point. The point is, they're all completely indifferent to her dying. It says several times, "if you die outside your own game, you don't revive." So one death in her new game, and she's permanently dead.
      This was the entire emotional climax of the original movie, as Ralph was willing to face permanent death outside his game to get Vanellope to safety.
      Now we're supposed to forget about all that? The rules for the universe and thus the attitudes of the characters have instantly completely changed with no explanation. If Vanellope dies permanently, who cares, apparently.

    • @littlefieryone2825
      @littlefieryone2825 Před 3 měsíci +11

      @@bluedistortionsGoddammit that could've been used to actually validate Ralph's anxieties. Imagine finding out that your little sister or niece or whatever was considering running away to an extremely violent area where she could be permanently wiped from existence as opposed to staying in a perfectly safe sugar heaven that she's become bored of. It's not groundbreaking... but it's better than "This little girl belongs to me so I will break this game."

    • @mredbadger
      @mredbadger Před 2 měsíci

      Ralph’s life in Wreck-it Ralph 1 was fucking miserable and when people invoked Turbo, they were essentially saying it was selfish to want a better life because this one guy did a bad thing years ago
      At the end, everyone understands why he left, they let all the neglected homeless guys into Ralph’s game and the real Turbo dies. So I guess ppl are slightly more lax about people following their dreams
      Don’t get me wrong though this movie fuckin blows

  • @taleahharper7150
    @taleahharper7150 Před rokem +2734

    I lost it when Sebastian yelled, “Ursula’s Crazy Sister!!” 😭😭😭😭 trying to just casually slip in the fact that she’s had a sister this whole time

    • @AgusSkywalker
      @AgusSkywalker Před rokem +493

      I can't stop thinking about the "crazy" part. What does it mean? Are they implying that Ursula was the "sane" one in the family? Or do they have another sane sister, so this one is "the crazy one"? I have to know Disney!! Give me Ursula's family tree!

    • @zainmudassir2964
      @zainmudassir2964 Před rokem +104

      Little mermaid 2 is a bad fanfiction. Dialogue is so forced and cheesy.

    • @TheGIJew.
      @TheGIJew. Před rokem +161

      should have gone with "Oh no! It's Ursula's crazy sister who definitely existed the whole time and we all knew about it!"

    • @LimeyLassen
      @LimeyLassen Před rokem +255

      "somehow, Ursula's crazy sister returned"

    • @medici__
      @medici__ Před rokem +24

      i busted out laughing 😭

  • @lynn8656
    @lynn8656 Před rokem +7301

    try as you might, old man, but you’ll never surpass little joel

    • @jaceylong8646
      @jaceylong8646 Před rokem +233

      little joel is the people's tiny hero!

    • @jenny_azoth
      @jenny_azoth Před rokem +202

      "the future is now old man" - Little Joel to Big Joel

    • @titania396
      @titania396 Před rokem +123

      If you look behind the curtain i am sure little Joel and big Joel are friends. In fact I would love to see a Collab between the two of them.

    • @jenny_azoth
      @jenny_azoth Před rokem +110

      @@titania396 their collab channel absolutely needs to be named "Average Joel"

    • @wyattfowler4868
      @wyattfowler4868 Před rokem +46

      this joel is simply too large to ever be considered legitimate

  • @lonecycle4849
    @lonecycle4849 Před rokem +535

    Hearing the voice of Marge Simpson come out of anything other than Marge Simpson has shaken me to my very core.

    • @Naka-wc3yo
      @Naka-wc3yo Před 6 měsíci +2

      time stamp?

    • @Kyle-lf9qb
      @Kyle-lf9qb Před 6 měsíci +9

      ​@@Naka-wc3yo2:43

    • @omnimonium
      @omnimonium Před 6 měsíci +33

      dude and then the character with patrick’s voice caught me so off guard

    • @Naka-wc3yo
      @Naka-wc3yo Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@omnimonium time stamp?

    • @ZiddersRooFurry
      @ZiddersRooFurry Před 5 měsíci

      @@Naka-wc3yo Just watch the bit on Lion King 1 & 1/2. It's marked on the video's timeline. That or just scan through it. It doesn't take THAT long.

  • @Klaevin
    @Klaevin Před rokem +240

    "a lilo and stitch movie is good, proportionnal to how much lilo it has"
    truer words have never been spoken
    I love lilo and stitch, myself, but I have to agree that lilo is the reason you care about stitch

    • @Schemilix
      @Schemilix Před 8 měsíci +41

      Without Lilo, Stitch is just a feral quasi-sentient monstrosity hellbent on destruction after all.

    • @fkrkf
      @fkrkf Před měsícem +1

      ​@@Schemilixno that's just a cat and the Internet loves cats.

    • @Schemilix
      @Schemilix Před měsícem

      @@fkrkf True, though cats don't tend to car jack. Yet.

    • @IanDresarie
      @IanDresarie Před měsícem +1

      @@Schemilix you hadn't met my childhood cat Mimi before her murder, clearly. She loved hiding in the car and taking over the dashboard at the least convenient times.

    • @Schemilix
      @Schemilix Před měsícem

      @@IanDresarie I'm sorry Mimi died, though I have to say with the context, i briefly thought she commited a murder of a human and did time for it so you haven't seen her since...

  • @DarthKain0
    @DarthKain0 Před rokem +1219

    What do you mean "Aladdin is innocent"? He's married to the Sultan's daughter and he does nothing to help the poor! He's like the epitome of a class traitor.

    • @LimeyLassen
      @LimeyLassen Před rokem +16

      Oh, come on. We don't have to turn everything into Discourse.

    • @DarthKain0
      @DarthKain0 Před rokem +322

      @@LimeyLassen We don't have to take every comment seriously either.

    • @washada
      @washada Před rokem +219

      I’m sorry, but Aladin doesn’t even come close to Babe the pig. Babe realizes how fucked up the farm is from the perspective of the animals and carves himself a single, individual niche to ensure his survival. He will watch every other animal, including future pigs, march to their death and do nothing for them.
      To make it worse, he’s basically the equivalent of a cop. His job is to enforce the farmers’ (the state) will over the animals (the working class). Fly and Rex (I think that’s what the dogs are called) at least have the excuse of being born into that role. Babe was once in the exact situation as the other animals and still joined the oppressors.
      Babe is the ultimate sellout.

    • @alexbennet4195
      @alexbennet4195 Před rokem +2

      @@washada but actual cops also enforce important and good laws too, like the ones forbidding people from literally murdering each other?

    • @washada
      @washada Před rokem

      ⁠So Babe is worse than actual cops. His job is basically to manage the animals/keep them alive long enough for them to be profitable to kill.

  • @Charles-In-Charge
    @Charles-In-Charge Před rokem +1527

    Big Joel: Hates comic relief bird characters
    Also Big Joel: Likes that there’s a whole movie about Iago

    • @corncake4677
      @corncake4677 Před rokem +205

      Because Iago is blessed. Gilbert Godfried’s touch puts him on a level that no other comic relief bird can reach

    • @TheArKabZol
      @TheArKabZol Před rokem +39

      it's in his name. he's large. he contains multitudes.

    • @FSEThompson
      @FSEThompson Před rokem +31

      Gilbert Gottfried was just that charismatic

    • @44waxwings
      @44waxwings Před rokem +27

      What they said. Also Gilbert went on to be one of my favorite TV characters of all time, Digit from Cyberchase, also known as comic relief bird character 😂

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Před rokem +4

      Iago is the only one who was tolerable to be fair

  • @lonestarr1490
    @lonestarr1490 Před rokem +240

    Lion King 2: Simbas Pride includes arguably the best song in a Disney sequel: "Not One of Us". If you ever felt like an outcast yourself, that one hits differently.

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy Před rokem +63

      Oh yeah, that song slaps. Lullaby is also a dark banger, and Zira has always terrified me more than Scar. The power of hate hits harder than the power of envy.

    • @AudreyGalaxy
      @AudreyGalaxy Před 10 měsíci +16

      not one of us has been stuck in my head since i was eleven years old

    • @latrolettteeeeeee
      @latrolettteeeeeee Před 7 měsíci

      Boo hoo another loner on CZcams who thinks he’s special because he’s a loner

  • @Zarastro54
    @Zarastro54 Před rokem +326

    I’m not sure the scene with Wendy and Peter was supposed to be her “placating” him. I think she meant that at her core, she was still fundamentally the same, even if she’s grown up. A caring, kind, responsible, and hopeful woman, just as she was in her youth, even if she has a different outlook and responsibilities in life.

    • @notacomputer5486
      @notacomputer5486 Před 11 měsíci +23

      Glad to see at least 43 other people with basic media literacy...

    • @brookejon3695
      @brookejon3695 Před 7 měsíci +4

      I feel like it clashes directly with the concept of the first film

    • @mileskile9520
      @mileskile9520 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Doesn’t he literally say he’s not sure if the movie notices that

  • @boowind4432
    @boowind4432 Před rokem +387

    The original Pocahontas was frustrating enough with how much it erased from Matoaka’s actual life story, but for the second one to romanticize her “marriage” to John Rolfe was honestly awful, especially when you find out that before her kidnapping, she already had a husband and a child among her people. She became so depressed after being held captive by the English for about a month that they finally allowed her sisters to visit for the express purpose of stopping her from offing herself. Her father was desperate to see her before she was shipped away but was never allowed to, so instead (following tradition) he gave a pearl necklace to her captors to then be given to her as a gift for her upcoming “marriage” to Rolfe. I’m assuming this necklace was the inspiration for the one in the movie which just adds to the tone-deafness of it all. Her story after she got to England was just a horrific tragedy.

    • @CaramelsDen
      @CaramelsDen Před rokem +70

      honestly this, the Pocahontas original movie, and the sequel, some pretty blatant historical revisionism

    • @greenghoul157
      @greenghoul157 Před rokem +34

      The original was just as historically offensive tbh

    • @baintreachas
      @baintreachas Před rokem +47

      disney should donate all the profits from those movies to the powhatan people or, idk, at least fund some native-DRIVEN storytelling for a change. i know it's only a matter of time before they come for everyone's culture (including my own) and i'm really just hoping they at least find it's more profitable to not be... THIS bad about it? but it's a corporation, they tried to copyright dia de los muertos, etc etc

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays Před rokem +1

      @@CaramelsDen you might be shocked to find out every story Disney stole had darker tones and themes yeah?
      in the little mermaid, she doesn't get her voice back.
      she just effin dies, turns into seafoam.
      unda da sea indeed.
      ik Pocahontas existed, but ffs lol - kid's movies? yeah let's add slavery, Stockholm syndrome and depression mmm mm mm 👌 like a chef's kiss

    • @krustykringle
      @krustykringle Před rokem +47

      @@TemmiePlays maybe they simply shouldn't've tried to romanticize a real life kidnapping of an indigenous woman. maybe you should get it through your head that adapting history isn't the same as adapting fairy tales. idk.

  • @jalapenoofjustice4682
    @jalapenoofjustice4682 Před rokem +823

    I like how Joel just decided to talk about these movies in a completely random order with no segways between them

    • @eclipserepeater2466
      @eclipserepeater2466 Před rokem +122

      I love every time he does really in depth about a particular movie he likes and then in the next sentence is talking about some other random garbage movie.

    • @01101111011010110110
      @01101111011010110110 Před rokem +65

      More creators should feel no obligation to give creative diarrhea the time for exposition. This is the kind of analysis served sloppy-style that is deserved

    • @lawnmower16
      @lawnmower16 Před rokem +33

      I also like how many times he says self contradicting statements about how this movie is the worst, this is the best, this is the only S tier, this is the only Disney sequel that justifies its existence, etc etc when I'm pretty sure he's said that before, possibly multiple times

    • @AnInnocuousBlueCube
      @AnInnocuousBlueCube Před rokem +33

      It honestly feels like he started ranting at one of his friends about this, stopped midsentence and said 'Wait,.should I be filming this? I should film this.' and just left his friend standing there without another word, for them to resume their life.

    • @LashknifeTalon
      @LashknifeTalon Před rokem +13

      For a bit I thought it was alphabetical, since he started with Atlantis...but it was not.

  • @jackmagic8420
    @jackmagic8420 Před 7 měsíci +143

    I think it's fine that Quasimodo didn't end up with Esmeralda at the end of the first Notre Dame film. His conflict was never "I want to be loved by a woman", it was "I want to be accepted by other people, at least for a day." And in pursuing that goal, he not only gets accepted by the public but learns to love himself by the end of the film. And now that he loves himself, he's ready to be in a romantic relationship in the sequel. I find that beautiful.
    Also, I love the dialogue between Quasi and Madellaine. It reminds me of the silly things me and my girlfriend say to each other to makes each other laugh.

    • @petermazug7704
      @petermazug7704 Před 6 měsíci +15

      I agree that it's fine in the context of the movie, in fact from that perspectice it's good even. Quasimodo directly contrasts with Frollo, who feels entitled to Esmeralda's love. It's great.
      But looking at the whole Disney catalogue it is suspicious that for their one disabled character they had to write it in a way where he doesn't get a romantic partner at the end.

    • @nightthrasher24
      @nightthrasher24 Před 5 měsíci +1

      ​@@petermazug7704in the original story Esmeralda is in love with Cpt. Phoebus, that's probably why, although I can't REALLY speak as to why THoND doesn't follow the traditional Disney method

  • @jhelp_the_fig
    @jhelp_the_fig Před rokem +152

    Joel looks like he finally regained consciousness from a 3 day acid trip and this video is the recording of him recounting his visions like a ancient prophet

  • @invader_guy1171
    @invader_guy1171 Před rokem +709

    To this day I have no idea if when little joel says he "loves" something he actually means it or if he believes it is the worst thing he's ever seen cuz he seems to use it in both ways at any given time

    • @0meAcat1
      @0meAcat1 Před rokem +64

      An explorer in the further realms of experience, haha; to be moved to great feeling is, itself, fun

    • @harrisonbrand8985
      @harrisonbrand8985 Před rokem +18

      actually this is Big Joel

    • @corncake4677
      @corncake4677 Před rokem +20

      @@harrisonbrand8985big joel is just his CZcamsr name, little joel is his real name

    • @malta7406
      @malta7406 Před rokem +14

      I'm genuinely glad other people have this issue too. I often have trouble understanding sarcasm and irony, and although I love Joel's videos, I still occasionally have trouble parsing his intentions. Still top-tier content though

    • @suezuccati304
      @suezuccati304 Před rokem +4

      love isn't rational.

  • @freydobaggins6252
    @freydobaggins6252 Před rokem +2137

    We as a society need to hold Mushu accountable for his crimes

    • @bigcoolboy96
      @bigcoolboy96 Před rokem +37

      Time to make some mushu "pork"

    • @somethingelse4424
      @somethingelse4424 Před rokem +62

      I agree that he needs to be held accountable, but he is a freaky demon by circumstance and we should take that into consideration during sentencing.

    • @user-rv3xn3ki1u
      @user-rv3xn3ki1u Před rokem +11

      I don't know who that was, but that was NOT Mushu!

    • @sigh824
      @sigh824 Před rokem +13

      Wasn't he only in this situation at all bc he was being punished? how tf do you punish a guy for his punishment

    • @freydobaggins6252
      @freydobaggins6252 Před rokem +12

      @@sigh824 death

  • @zixserro1
    @zixserro1 Před rokem +181

    Disney is a bunch of cowards for not doing the actual 101 Dalmatians sequel, which is about dogs becoming sentient after humanity wipes itself out, and then they fight aliens in another dimension... or something. I don't remember the particulars, but it's absolutely insane what that author thought a sequel to a book about two dogs and a bunch of puppies should be about.

    • @stevethepocket
      @stevethepocket Před 10 měsíci +29

      Well, to their credit, they did adapt the batshit sequel to _The Brave Little Toaster._

    • @staudinga
      @staudinga Před 8 měsíci +9

      Oh wow, I just read the summary on Wikipedia. I had no idea.

    • @tiamystic
      @tiamystic Před 7 měsíci +4

      That’s batshit! From a wholesome story to…the sequel, wtf was the writer on?

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 Před 7 měsíci +6

      dogs are sentient. I think you mean as intelligent as humans

    • @latrolettteeeeeee
      @latrolettteeeeeee Před 7 měsíci +1

      You call ;l them coward when you hide your face and write behind your keyboard

  • @pixiechan
    @pixiechan Před 8 měsíci +72

    The phrase "Flounder is an otaku now" is going to haunt me for the rest of my life, I can feel it.

    • @MiyaMam948
      @MiyaMam948 Před 7 měsíci +2

      It was a nightmare of a line for sure

  • @EagleBoxx
    @EagleBoxx Před rokem +3543

    Joel looks like he watched the 34 sequels in a row and didn't take a nap before recording this video. Legend.

    • @audiosurfarchive
      @audiosurfarchive Před rokem

      This is how almost all white dudes, age 27-28, look.
      EDIT: I say this as a disheveled albeit ""charming"" white dude in his late 20s--so I am told.

    • @Draqer
      @Draqer Před rokem +166

      Thats a very specific way of describing what Joel looks like most of the time. Very much on point though.

    • @Gamerkat10
      @Gamerkat10 Před rokem +91

      I literally don't know how he gets his hair like that.

    • @dougthedonkey1805
      @dougthedonkey1805 Před rokem +14

      Joel always looks like that, remember him thriving at the opera?

    • @justanaverageguy912
      @justanaverageguy912 Před rokem +35

      @@Gamerkat10 electric sockets.

  • @pavarottiaardvark3431
    @pavarottiaardvark3431 Před rokem +310

    My favourite thing about the Hunchback sequel is that it actually makes a lot of sense that Quasimodo, after the drama of saving a girl from being burned at the stake by a horny old man who also killed his mother, really just wants an average girl to vibe with.

    • @Zarastro54
      @Zarastro54 Před rokem +13

      One of the most natural, down to earth romances Disney has ever made. Too bad the movie it was attached to is so sub par.

  • @NotMyRealName6
    @NotMyRealName6 Před rokem +84

    Okay. "A prince does not 'woo hoo'." may be one of my favorite things I've ever heard Sir Patrick Stewart say.

  • @Azvee
    @Azvee Před rokem +84

    Honestly, one of my dreams is to find out which person in the Aladdin 2 writer's room said, "Iago needs TWO musical numbers." Unironically one of my heroes.

  • @jamesmclane6036
    @jamesmclane6036 Před rokem +570

    It’s pretty hilarious now that I realize brother bear 2 just wanted to do a shrek but didn’t realize the fact that “fairytale ogre” and “literal bear” are not interchangeable

    • @thesquaremonger
      @thesquaremonger Před rokem +57

      The girl is just a furry.

    • @louisvaught2495
      @louisvaught2495 Před rokem +16

      @@thesquaremonger You missed an "r" there and it makes it even more hilarious.

  • @pacoromes
    @pacoromes Před rokem +1473

    I've never seen this creator before. All I see is that he watched all 34 Disney sequels and that his hair is wild. I'm watching this.

  • @Sumyriaphantom
    @Sumyriaphantom Před rokem +164

    NO but "Boys boys you're both pretty. WE'LL ALL GO" is a BOSS move

  • @eeveev6320
    @eeveev6320 Před 11 měsíci +91

    I'm sorry Joel but the pause followed by "why would someone steal a glass case" was hilarious

  • @Shnugs
    @Shnugs Před rokem +2167

    Cinderella 3 is unironically my favorite Disney sequel because of the scene where the prince jumps out the window. I can't believe you didn't show it.

    • @morbidsearch
      @morbidsearch Před rokem +90

      It would just be redundant since the internet has already memed the hell out of it

    • @Begeru
      @Begeru Před rokem +32

      @@morbidsearch I’ve never seen it

    • @Marvin-sj9lr
      @Marvin-sj9lr Před rokem +11

      Thanks, I just looked it up

    • @tatianathays7597
      @tatianathays7597 Před rokem +9

      For me it's also the best Cinderella

    • @Zarastro54
      @Zarastro54 Před rokem +17

      @@morbidsearch it’s not near as big a meme as it should be.

  • @praskovyakasyanenko6420
    @praskovyakasyanenko6420 Před rokem +2110

    obsessed with the way you transition from movie to movie without so much as a pause between sentences

    • @Zarastro54
      @Zarastro54 Před rokem +113

      Yeah I wasn’t paying attention and was taken aback by some of the transactions like, “wait, when did he start talking about this?”

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Před rokem

      Ukrainian detected

    • @lisawisniewski3685
      @lisawisniewski3685 Před rokem +24

      Omg right? I was only listening to the audio of this at work and I had to keep doing a doubletake. And every movie "review" was totally different in length so I could never tell when one was even close to being over lololol

    • @weegee_47
      @weegee_47 Před 11 měsíci +27

      Fake Big Joelcels seething. A true Big Joel stan like me picked up on the subtle nuances of his commentary and inflections so I could usually tell when he transitioned from one topic to another.

    • @Begeru
      @Begeru Před 7 měsíci

      Wait you don’t consider Iago a goofy comic relief character?

  • @emilykawaii123
    @emilykawaii123 Před rokem +93

    The Disney sequels transformed him into a Shel Silverstein drawing

  • @Midnightstar2675
    @Midnightstar2675 Před 8 měsíci +26

    For stories like Beauty and the Beast one of the fundamental elements that people get wrong is that the Beast, aka the gruff jaded mean one, is the first person in the relationship to try and do better. He sees this girl just trying to be nice to him, not coming on romantically, but just showing him kindness and is able to recognize that his harshness is unwarranted. Then he decides to do better for her of his own volition (even if prompted by other characters), and when she sees his actual effort then she starts encouraging it and warming up to him. Sure they can have bumps along the way and old habits die hard, maybe he snaps at her or hurts her at some point, but the result should always be him being shocked and horrified at the result and needing to apologize and do better after. This is how a redemption story works, the character is jaded and mean but the kindness of someone else gets them to change themselves and be better.
    People see stories like that and then make the jaded mean one an actual asshole with no empathy. Then they make the romantic partner be the one to initiate romantic feelings for no reason other than “I think I can fix them” and endure endless mean actions from the asshole (often times framing the nice one as stupid or belittling them) until at some point the asshole decides they like them back, despite how annoying they find them. There’s no redemption or examination of the asshole’s behavior, and ultimately the message is “endure abuse and eventually they will love you back” which sucks and is actually toxic.
    Belle doesn’t have to love the Beast. When he shows he’s capable of being a good guy, when she actually sees him trying to do better, then she decides to reciprocate. She doesn’t even know about the curse or feel obligated to love him to save his life until he’s already sacrificed that for her. It’s a really wonderful enemies to lovers story and I hate how people twist it

  • @stormRed
    @stormRed Před rokem +391

    I have to admit, "Why would someone want to steal a glass case?" Got a genuine laugh out of me.

    • @Carlos-Mora
      @Carlos-Mora Před rokem +61

      Big fan of a "Who's on First?" gag in any movie

    • @whichcache2517
      @whichcache2517 Před rokem +48

      @@Carlos-Mora It's a running gag in this movie that's meant to be a reference to the first movie's "Who's on First?" gag between Milo and Kida.
      {Kida: Tell me more about your companions. Your physician, he is called Cookie?
      Milo: No, that’s Sweet.
      Kida: What is?
      Milo: The doctor. He’s Sweet.
      Kida: Oh, he is kindly.
      Milo: No, no, no, that… that’s his name.
      Kida: His name is Kindly?
      Milo: No, Sweet. Well, I mean, he’s kindly, too.
      Kida: So all of your doctors are sweet and kindly?
      Milo: No. Well, l-I’m sure some are. Ours is, but that’s not a requirement. You’re missing the point.
      Kida: You are confusing me.}
      Man, this movie was so good...

    • @felicityc
      @felicityc Před rokem +3

      @@whichcache2517 no, it is you who are sweet and kindly and good

    • @whichcache2517
      @whichcache2517 Před rokem +7

      @@felicityc Yup, that's my name.
      Sweet Enkindlian Goode

    • @fkrkf
      @fkrkf Před měsícem +1

      ​@@whichcache2517 true story: my old neighbors named their first child Milo bc they both loved this movie. I always thought that was really cute.

  • @Ben-kv7wr
    @Ben-kv7wr Před rokem +308

    "would you still love me if I turned into a bear?" is a question no one asked but Brother Bear 2 sought to answer

  • @certifiedboghopper9622
    @certifiedboghopper9622 Před rokem +134

    genuinely surprised to learn that folks saw Ralph as Vanellope's father figure, Ralph reads way more as a brother or even an older cousin character imo

    • @bluedistortions
      @bluedistortions Před 3 měsíci +1

      Until the end where he's making slow motion goo goo eyes at her, and then they're going on double dates with Fix it and his wife.
      That aspect of the second movie seems realistic, that she would get annoyed at how he keeps trying to create an emotional closeness she's not interested in, so she wants to get away, although not permanently, as he was a good friend before.
      And... he's 30, she's 6. It's pretty weird to want to hang out and confide in a kid when you're almost middle aged.
      Btw I didn't catch any of this when I saw the movie when it came out. It wasn't until I watched it 10+ years later with my kids that I realized Ralph, despite meaning well, is pretty effed up and needs therapy.

    • @littlefieryone2825
      @littlefieryone2825 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@bluedistortions...sorry what? I had to rewatch the ending to double check this, but there's no double dates or goo-goo eyes.

  • @otakumatt
    @otakumatt Před rokem +62

    I think you may be overlooking stuff with the goofy movie sequel. The original was about Max and his dad fixing and reestablishing their relationship after what's heavily implied to be the death of Goofy's wife/Max's mother. It's never said out loud or directly addressed, but that is what the movie is going for.
    The sequel is about Goofy needing now to not only allow Max to grow up, but also for himself to finally move on. It is why he has a love interest in the film. It's more than Goofy getting past empty nest syndrome but to get to a point where he can rediscover what it means to be himself, and not just Max's dad.

    • @fkrkf
      @fkrkf Před měsícem

      The real question is: was Goofy's wife Clarabelle the cow?

    • @YurinanAcquiline
      @YurinanAcquiline Před dnem

      ​@@fkrkf I hope so.

  • @ChrisBrooks34
    @ChrisBrooks34 Před rokem +2053

    I love how joel looks increasingly unhinged, and this is gonna go on for an hour!? I'm ready

    • @darkypiemotica
      @darkypiemotica Před rokem +24

      But… but… he already started quite unhinged D:

    • @JohnDoe-ie9iw
      @JohnDoe-ie9iw Před rokem +12

      He looks out of control

    • @nowhed
      @nowhed Před rokem

      He looks like a tumbleweed

    • @damonedwards1544
      @damonedwards1544 Před rokem +14

      It's great, because he looks how I feel.

    • @elen5871
      @elen5871 Před rokem +20

      looks like he is one 'letter from the wife bearing bad news' away from digging up the crate of whisky he buried on the island.... somewhere... if he can just remember where...

  • @karnagekarnival5127
    @karnagekarnival5127 Před rokem +802

    Mulan would understand the nuances of a political marriage. She was vying for an arrangement in the beginning to honor her family. I think it'd be a better movie if SHANG was the one that was uneasy with the concept. Shang did think less of Mulan as a misogynist, so did the other guys it'd be more meaningful if he was the one who now, even presented by dainty and obedient princesses, is concerned for their autonomy. It would both show us his growth, and give us an interesting arc. I'm not sure how you'd fully justify either of them thinking that Defecting on a mission that would avoid a war though. The ending is goofy, though that bit about Mulan taking the place of the princesses was good.

    • @lucyandecember2843
      @lucyandecember2843 Před rokem

      o.o

    • @PopfulFrost
      @PopfulFrost Před rokem +50

      Right? Hell, imagine Mulan actually being the voice in favor of the arranged marriage, not because she thinks it's some inherently good thing, but because it's *practical*. They've both been to war, like hell Mulan's going to let anyone else go through what she and Shang both did, or let any other villages get burned down like that one she and her comrades saw.

    • @Albinojackrussel
      @Albinojackrussel Před rokem +14

      This is a great idea, but it's also a very 2010's 2020's idea. 2004 wasn't ready for a Disney film with even that level of nuance about feminism (women enforcing it, men also being trapped into marriages they aren't happy with ect.).
      Hell, I don't think Disney is even ready for that now.
      But damn if this comment doesn't make me want a feminist historical fiction inspired by Mulan (all versions) and Mulan 2 (Disney's) but aimed at adults. Complete with foot binding and all the other horrors of being a woman in that culture and time included. Preferably aimed at a Chinese audience but including a cultural explanation voice over so I (an ethically and culturally british gal) don't miss the all nuance. They could even include a subplot about Mulan being used as a propaganda tool to get men to enlist to reference the original stories purpose.

    • @karnagekarnival5127
      @karnagekarnival5127 Před rokem +23

      @Albinojackrussel Idk, the original Mulan was already ahead on this aspect.
      The idea that they sing a song about a "girl worth fighting for" thinking of wives who will serve them, then the song stops to reveal a destroyed village, where Mulan picks up a doll reminding us of the little girl in the beginning. That shit was WILD for a movie in its time, acknowledging not only the aggressive sexism of a man like the Emperor's advisor or whatever that dude is, but also the passive misogyny of protecting a woman for what she provides, ignoring the inherent value of her as a person even when she isn't a romantic possibility.
      I think someone who truly loved Mulan, and understood it, could have arrived at this theme even in the early 2000s when this sequel was made given the leap of progressiveness they were capable of when writing the original. It's plausible.
      It's also plausible I read into it too much and it was incidental that sequence went as it did 😂😂😂

    • @hinasakukimi
      @hinasakukimi Před rokem +4

      maybe if they'd actually shown the men they were supposed to be marrying and depcited them as kinda scummy? that'd be a decent reason to be like "okay, this shouldn't go ahead"

  • @AquaswanOfficial
    @AquaswanOfficial Před rokem +66

    the amount of adrenaline that courses through my veins every time someone talks about the Peter Pan sequel is enough to kill a horse
    it's my favorite Disney movie

    • @TinyToonStar
      @TinyToonStar Před 7 měsíci +5

      I gotta mentally prepare myself every time a Return to Neverland review pops up because they either just don't get it or they just disrespect it because it's a Disney sequel 😭 I'm a Return to Neverland defender.

    • @CC-ce8md
      @CC-ce8md Před 7 měsíci +1

      i was crying while he was talking about it and he didnt even like it aksjfls

  • @TheGreatMelonyt
    @TheGreatMelonyt Před rokem +60

    Athena's death was quite literally the most avoidable death in all of cinema

  • @beefusdoesstuff5194
    @beefusdoesstuff5194 Před rokem +351

    2:48 Watching Pumbaa repeatedly encircle his bed was one of the most powerful psychological experiences I've ever been through

  • @mapleacorn6378
    @mapleacorn6378 Před rokem +567

    Mulan in Mulan II: "But in my time, arranged marriage is illegal and looked down upon."
    Emperor: "Is that so? Magnifico! That's wonderful! I'm glad humanity has reached such a state. But you said you're from 1000 years in the future? Before you judge, consider the circumstances."

    • @spritingk6879
      @spritingk6879 Před rokem +130

      "being arranged married is better than being dead, no?"- Emperor of China

    • @InfiniteAnvil
      @InfiniteAnvil Před rokem +129

      With just a small change they could have totally salvaged the idea! Just make Mulan's opposition to the practice something she recognizes is out of step with society - a personal conviction based on her own bad experience with matchmaking. Show her trying to be ok with it, trying to "do the right thing" by facilitating it, while watching the princesses and her soldier friends fall in love. Push on that conflict between duty/what society says is right and what your own morals say are right until it cracks, and Mulan "suddenly" turns outlaw, shepherding the three new couples to the only place they might be able to escape the Emperor's grasp: Mongolia.

    • @kylehilfiker917
      @kylehilfiker917 Před rokem +48

      Don't you understand, Mulan? They CANT fall in love, if they're DEAD!!!

    • @StarvinLG
      @StarvinLG Před rokem +23

      The emperor did not INVENT arranged marriages

    • @davidbowman2001
      @davidbowman2001 Před rokem +24

      Thank you for reminding me of that banger of a quote.

  • @BloodylocksBathory
    @BloodylocksBathory Před rokem +67

    The one big thing that could've made Cinderella III even better would be if the baker had more of a presence in the story besides just the end credits. The baker is adorable.

  • @xaviermarican4557
    @xaviermarican4557 Před rokem +26

    I was about to get all up in arms about how he calls the tuba at 1:04:42 a French horn but, like, a tuba is a horn. And they are in France.

  • @jellybean2udios
    @jellybean2udios Před rokem +960

    I always thought Mowgli could talk to animals because he was raised by animals and learned they're language. And them speaking English is just to convey that Mowgli understands them in a way that we can also understand them.

    • @Paratet
      @Paratet Před rokem +158

      Nope. Bears are just little guys we can talk to

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays Před rokem +54

      ​@@Paratet jellybean is right bc the humans don't understand Mowgli in the original he's just a savage or something

    • @Raygunpew
      @Raygunpew Před rokem +48

      That was your mistake, applying consistent logic across two movies in the same setting. Shame!

    • @goblin-alley
      @goblin-alley Před rokem +10

      you put lightyears more thought into this than the writers did

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 Před rokem +5

      ​@@Paratet just little big guys

  • @Orange-tf3bf
    @Orange-tf3bf Před rokem +828

    "They CAN'T fall in love if they're D E A D " genuinely made me laugh for a full minute

    • @gabslovestay
      @gabslovestay Před rokem +28

      as a diehard Beauty and the Beast fan, Belle's Enchanted Christmas is the BEST fanon and easily the best way to get me to laugh. ESPECIALLY this line.

    • @grey29825
      @grey29825 Před rokem +58

      Goth cgi Tim curry piano is my favorite character description

    • @starmanda88
      @starmanda88 Před rokem +9

      I too cracked tf up at that. Amazing delivery as always.

    • @kylehilfiker917
      @kylehilfiker917 Před rokem +28

      Tim Curry is a national treasure.
      Goth CGI Tim Curry Piano is the 8th wonder of the world.

    • @bitski777
      @bitski777 Před rokem +2

      I used to watch the hell out of this movie, love it

  • @orangenostril
    @orangenostril Před 11 měsíci +27

    The "Kronk's eggs property of Kronk do not touch except for Kronk" bit is one of my favorite jokes from a Disney movie

  • @CascadePSA
    @CascadePSA Před rokem +91

    About Aladdin King of Thieves, I actually believe Aladdin’s dad. The original Aladdin movie clearly showed a unfair distribution of wealth and power and he literally raided the royal family’s wedding. The people there were NOT innocent. They were the people responsible for upholding the social/economic hierarchy. I believe that Cassim is overall a good guy who is charge of a bunch of morally corrupt guys like Sa’luk.

    • @Zarastro54
      @Zarastro54 Před rokem +19

      Aladdin’s dad is basically Arab Robin Hood.

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy Před rokem +9

      Yeah, I am a bit surprised Joel so uncritically criticized Aladdin's dad for that. I mean, some innocent people probably did get hurt, but it's difficult not to.

    • @amyb.6368
      @amyb.6368 Před rokem +13

      At the same time, I thought that was the point of the character. He wasn't a good guy. Then through the film he learned that a life of stealing gold was empty, what mattered was his family, and he'd made a HUGE mistake abandoning them. Aladdin is the hero saving him, in that sense.

    • @baintreachas
      @baintreachas Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@MrGksarathy99% sure it was a vibe based joke

  • @hc6157
    @hc6157 Před rokem +1713

    The fearless vision of this man to forego timestamps. We are supposed to watch this chronologically in one sitting as he intended

    • @matthewcron8842
      @matthewcron8842 Před rokem +166

      This is a director’s cut

    • @None-Trick_Pony
      @None-Trick_Pony Před rokem +48

      IT BROKE NEW GROUND!

    • @chapablo
      @chapablo Před rokem +67

      It is a test of endurance. Not for the faint of heart.

    • @Drek492
      @Drek492 Před rokem +31

      As Scorsese would have wanted

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 Před rokem +27

      Who is craving like the review of JUST the Cinderella sequels and is sitting here like "Goddammit Joel, you seriously not gonna give me the timestamps so I don't have to sit through all this BS?!"

  • @AutisticTea
    @AutisticTea Před rokem +790

    I'm so glad Joel latched on to the "Ursula's Crazy Sister" line because its been seared in my brain for over a decade. I laughed so hard during the hunchback 2 portion of the video

    • @dynaboyjl.4220
      @dynaboyjl.4220 Před rokem +30

      Real ones remember lindsay Ellis’s Disney sequels video from ten years ago.

    • @codyxvasco592
      @codyxvasco592 Před rokem +46

      It's stuck in my head too but I can't figure out why. Is it because it's exposition basically saying: "Sudden 2nd ursula! She's like ursula but crazy and we only remembered her just now! That's what we're doing this movie!"

    • @AutisticTea
      @AutisticTea Před rokem +48

      @@codyxvasco592 that's exactly it! It's somehow both the laziest and most efficient explanation of a character ever. Also, I have to wonder, if she's Ursula's crazy sister, then do they consider Ursula to be....sane? Sea witch Ursula? Whole garden of condemned souls Ursula? She was the normal one in the family?

    • @alpyki2588
      @alpyki2588 Před rokem +6

      Its a minor trend in sequel media for Disney and once you notice its kind of funny. Because you also have Kovu, Scar's Heir, and Mozenwrath, Jafar Jr.

    • @alpyki2588
      @alpyki2588 Před rokem +1

      @Will N Its really sad that Mozenwrath's voice actor unalived himself. I always enjoyed the character when I watched the old Aladdin TV series as a child, and made an effort to watch the ones that he was in.

  • @eleri_theda
    @eleri_theda Před rokem +61

    I hadn’t really seen the phrase “Ok wokelet” anywhere before but it lives in my mind rent free now just the PowerPoint spin into frame makes me laugh so hard

  • @sas.tronaut5055
    @sas.tronaut5055 Před rokem +19

    14:57 mushu’s change also devalues his whole arc in the first movie. he grows to care more about Mulan and her wellbeing then his position, becoming a true guardian and friend to her

  • @arii1694
    @arii1694 Před rokem +550

    Joel's tone of voice makes everything he says impossible for me to tell if its genuine or not, and I like it that way

  • @syntheticat-3
    @syntheticat-3 Před rokem +279

    I think the Peter Pan 2 line about how Wendy hasn't really changed after growing up is meant to reassure Peter that he doesn't have to be afraid of aging, that he can hold onto the most important/meaningful parts of youth without maintaining youth as your physical state, and I dig it.

    • @Mulbert
      @Mulbert Před rokem +42

      Yeah, I've never seen the film but in the book when he sees the adult Wendy it is kind of melancholy and he's a bit of a dick TBH, it's cool they included that

  • @beccazach
    @beccazach Před rokem +33

    I loved An Extremely Goofy Movie because I saw it more as Goofy not being able to let go of Max or accepting that Max has his own life and independence now. It's what happens when you have a parent who has made their kid their entire personality, to the point where they have no life outside of taking care of them- so that theme might've subconsciously connected with me on a personal level. And there doesn't have to be something 'wrong' with Max for the story to work, bc it's about Goofy's character development and attachment issues this time. Why would the sequel repeat the character development they already tackled and resolved in the previous movie? It seems like a natural progression in Max and Goofy's more mature relationship, and while it may not be as beloved, this movie definitely has a special place in my heart.

  • @magnuswinther9019
    @magnuswinther9019 Před rokem +23

    The bell is cool in Hunchback. Not just aesthetically, but thematically. Just literally beauty on the inside. Doesn't have to be deep for a kids flick.

  • @caittails
    @caittails Před rokem +191

    Generally, if a movie is just a bunch of unconnected stories, it’s because they already tried to make a tv show but execs decided to not green light it. They’re not trying to segue into a show, they’re throwing together the studio’s garbage to try to recoup the money they already spent on it.

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays Před rokem

      enter the Aladdin tv series ಠ⁠ᴥ⁠ಠ

  • @DeadBoneJones
    @DeadBoneJones Před rokem +490

    Another odd thing about Cinderella 2 is that in every version of the story as far as I recall, her father is either a nobleman or a wealthy merchant. She spends several years forced to live as a servant by her evil stepmother, but she was born into wealth. She wouldn't be totally alienated by the behavior of the nobility even if she happened to disagree with it, but in this movie she's acting like a peasant who married into royalty.

    • @juliamavroidi8601
      @juliamavroidi8601 Před rokem +82

      It's even right in the opening of the original Disney movie. That huge house used to be hers.

    • @athenajaxon2397
      @athenajaxon2397 Před rokem +48

      Isn't it said that her father died as a child and that she's been a servant ever since? She probably forgot her upbringing

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 Před rokem +35

      Yeah that was the whole reason her stepmother married her dad, for his wealth

    • @Dycehart
      @Dycehart Před rokem +2

      Because.......she's being ABUSED

  • @taidko376
    @taidko376 Před rokem +39

    I love how you had something nice to say about nearly each of the sequels and you had little things to appreciate about them (like little animation moments and cringey but cute dialogue). I feel like these days all movie reviews are snarky, sarcastic, and mean, shitting on every little nitpick.

  • @TheDraconicBard
    @TheDraconicBard Před rokem +126

    I feel like Mulan being against arranged marriages is pretty in character, considering the stress she went through in the first movie not fitting into expectations and the match-maker actively hating her, contrasted with the happiness she felt finding someone who loved her for who she is, without fitting into her traditional role

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy Před rokem +60

      Yeah, I agree, but in the context of the movie, she still comes off as shockingly naive.

    • @baintreachas
      @baintreachas Před 11 měsíci +35

      Sure but I’ve known people in analogous situations w similar reactions and she doesn’t act like them, she acts exactly like every white woman who finds out her foreign neighbor and her husband were set up by their parents and starts trying to emancipate her w Codmo magazines or some shit

    • @matthewv9169
      @matthewv9169 Před 9 měsíci +7

      I feel like it's also about how she can't accept that arranged marriages can work sometimes. That she doesn't believe that the girls can be happy when they're being married off

    • @Furienna
      @Furienna Před 6 měsíci

      Yeah, that's what I've always said.

    • @Furienna
      @Furienna Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@matthewv9169 But the king's son was only a kid and clearly not ready to marry anybody.

  • @tegxi
    @tegxi Před rokem +727

    This video is insane it's so surreal and incomprehensible. What is happening. it's perfect. no sequel review sounds like any other it feels like every one gives the exact feeling of watching the movie in distilled form. It really does feel like you have watched all of these disney sequels and you've become one with them. are you okay. thank you.

    • @verybadwordforname
      @verybadwordforname Před rokem +71

      I love how there are no transitions from one movie two the other two lol its just so disjointed

    • @badger6882
      @badger6882 Před rokem +21

      It's a perfect successor to Big Joel's old disney reviews from a few years ago, spiritually and literally.

    • @BL4RG4N
      @BL4RG4N Před rokem +14

      The "Tarzan and Jane" transition makes me laugh; his only comment about it was a ridiculously funny scene of Tarzan collecting diamonds for greedy miners, and then saying a blank black screen was his favorite scene from the movie.

  • @PennyLC
    @PennyLC Před rokem +305

    56:10 fun fact, Pomp and Circumstance was used at the specific request of Michael Eisner, because he cried at his son's graduation. He originally wanted to make the short about all of the Disney princes and princesses walking down the line and showing off their kids. really.
    Animators all hated Pomp and Circumstance, and so when Eisner said "well it has to go somewhere!", they decided to pair it with their least favorite short idea.

    • @LimeyLassen
      @LimeyLassen Před rokem +94

      God, there are so many stories of studio exec who think they're artists because they own an art company. The ego tripping, it's painful to watch.

    • @paisleepunk
      @paisleepunk Před rokem +7

      last i remember, i thought the sequence depicted the princesses as pregnant wives

    • @lightning860
      @lightning860 Před rokem +34

      Least bizarre Michael Eisner idea

    • @nkbujvytcygvujno6006
      @nkbujvytcygvujno6006 Před 9 měsíci

      Well, thank you for sharing the story anyway. I am glad people have a chance to know what the animators were forced to do.

  • @thatguyknownaswill8180
    @thatguyknownaswill8180 Před rokem +15

    You can never convince me that 31:51 was in the script from the beginning. They definitely told him to make a sheep noise and he went “le behhhh” and they said “yeah that’s good keep that”

  • @DocChutney
    @DocChutney Před rokem +75

    i HAVE actually seen all of the Tangled TV show and so i am obligated to report that it is one of the most insane freak viewing experiences ive ever had,
    Tangled the series is mostly a sea of the most baby of baby episode premises (there are multiple "animal mascots team up to save the day" episodes because they keep adding so many animal mascots) intermingled with an overarching narrative that is insane and thematically anti monarchy positioning the power imbalance of the role of princess as inherently harmful to any relationships an individual of that station might hold,
    and thats all well and good but what makes it truly freak fiction is that the higher ups are clearly breathing down the necks of the people making those parts because the show can never go all in on acknowledging what the show is about, so a villain will walk on screen, explain to Rapunzel that she is a horrible unempathetic freak who is blind to the wants and needs of the people she calls her friends and incapable of acknowledging the risk to their safety the social power she wielding over them is to their wellbeing, and with no rebuttal to the completely reasonable reading of the character based on the events of the show the villain will go "actually you dont need to listen to my scathing critique of you Rapunzel im actually just evil" and the show can never develop rapunzel further because shes a weird mascot character.
    on top of all of this the creator of the show seems almost unanimously hated by the staff from what ive seen and after making tangled the series he went to work at the daily wire to go make right wing propaganda.
    after completing the show for the first time i created 2 filler lists that cut out half of the episodes of the show so i could actually show it to people so theyd believe me when i talk about how weird it is and no one has noticed the missing episodes really because there is some TRUE filler in this thing, like one episode ends with them going down a dirt road, the next episode opens with them on a 4 episode arc where they are on a raft and crash land on an island and have an island adventure and then they show up in a port city after escaping the island AND THEN after that episode ends the next episode opens with them on the dirt road from 5 episodes prior
    everyone ive managed to get to watch up to episode 16 of season 1 however has been locked in for the full ride because that episode is completely unhinged and brings to the forefront a lot of the anti monarchy themes the show toys with across its run.
    i dont know if ive got a wider point that i can compact down into a single comment but i need anyone reading this to know of my burden as the tangled the series understander

    • @Casparatis
      @Casparatis Před 10 měsíci +20

      my favorite part about tangled the series is that they gave rapunzel a hot and tortured retainer with whom she has a complicated and fraught relationship (romance novel) AND they gave eugene a trashy bestest childhood friend and gave them that big goofy musical number about how they're the bestest of friends and can never be separated in the episode with the evil plant (they have fucked like at least twice) and they still expect you to believe that this is a show that naturally leads to rapunzel and eugene getting married

    • @kaitlyn1689
      @kaitlyn1689 Před 9 měsíci +5

      Do you still have the non-filler list? This sounds absolutely wild

    • @fluffyphoenix8082
      @fluffyphoenix8082 Před 9 měsíci +6

      I know I'm late but if you have the non-filler list still, PLEASE let me know what it is. my friend, quite a while ago, made me watch the entire series with her, and by the time we'd waded through all the boring filler, my mind was so numb that I didn't really absorb the batshit moments as much as I WANTED to. I've been mildly curious to rewatch but I do not want to get through the filler again lol

    • @sardonicsardonyx359
      @sardonicsardonyx359 Před 7 měsíci +2

      waiting for the filler list

    • @serenitymoon825
      @serenitymoon825 Před 5 měsíci +1

      We need that non-filler list

  • @MaddieM4
    @MaddieM4 Před rokem +255

    You're right about the unmistakable vibe of Atlantis 2. It's not actually a promo for a TV show - it's the scrapped carcass of one! They started making the show, the original movie never quite performed, and they decided they'd slightly restructure and finish up the first three episodes and call it a sequel, so they could get at least SOME money out of their investment in the show. The rough edges are obvious and messy and exactly the kind of disaster you'd expect from its production story.

    • @davidlevy706
      @davidlevy706 Před rokem +21

      The scrapped TV show was to be titled _Team Atlantis._ Among the episodes scripted and voiced (but not animated) is a _Gargoyles_ crossover, with Marina Sirtis reprising her role as Demona.

    • @MaddieM4
      @MaddieM4 Před rokem +13

      @@davidlevy706 I hadn't heard about that! That's hilarious, and as a fan of both franchises, I'm sad we all missed out on something that would have been equal parts glorious and freaking goofy.

    • @Aquatarkus96
      @Aquatarkus96 Před rokem +18

      In a more perfect world, an Atlantis TV series would be a great opportunity to tell stories from different mythologies and expose kids to different cultures and their histories.
      However, I think that if the series happend in reality, the actual Disney would not have delt with the premise with the care and tact it would need to not turn into a cringefest though.

    • @badger6882
      @badger6882 Před rokem

      this hjappened to star wars too, didn't it

  • @ChristopherMB87
    @ChristopherMB87 Před rokem +567

    Bambi II's redeeming quality is that they paid Sir Patrick Stewart to say "A prince does not woo. Hoo."

    • @BrickBuster2552
      @BrickBuster2552 Před rokem +29

      "A prince does not woo hoo."
      --Gurney Halleck

    • @iggykidd
      @iggykidd Před 2 měsíci

      And they made him super hot, which helps a lot

  • @MyDancingShoes
    @MyDancingShoes Před rokem +34

    You know as an asexual I admit I've never thought about these attraction questions, but boy are they good ones

  • @hya2in8
    @hya2in8 Před rokem +8

    1:04:32 Lumiere was always meant to be a bit of a playboy, no? in Human Again he sings "I'll be cooking again, be good-looking again, with a mademoiselle on each arm, when I'm human again, only human again, poised and polished and gleaming with charm, I'll be courting again, chic and sporting again" & Mrs Potts responds "which should cause several husbands alarm"

  • @edgarallenhoe3518
    @edgarallenhoe3518 Před rokem +508

    Just from the clips shown here, i think the reason the banter between quasimodo and his gf works is because the voice actor for the gf is absolutely nailing it. Just hearing her laugh makes me smile.

    • @fortunekader9121
      @fortunekader9121 Před rokem +86

      That’s Jennifer love Hewitt! She was my first crush as a kid lol and the only reason why little me watched it. She also did voice work in Tom Thumb and adult me still finds her fine af

    • @vijo424
      @vijo424 Před 7 měsíci +21

      The banter between her and Quasimodo also works I think because you don't expect Quasi to have a traditional romance or get all poetic or anything. He's having a crush, and she is too because she's been sheltered, and awkward conversation with giggles feels plausible for the two of them. Its pure puppy love. It's one of the few things I think that movie got right.

  • @joelpartee594
    @joelpartee594 Před rokem +235

    The abrupt transitions make me feel like I'm seeing many Little Joels standing on each other's shoulders within a trenchcoat to pretend to be a Big Joel (who is also Mrs. Kronk).

  • @pepperidgefarm1003
    @pepperidgefarm1003 Před rokem +18

    I've been scrolling down reading the comments and it bothers me that no one has said anything of Joel's singing of Phil Collins and subsequent " *He fucking gets it, man. He-he's living it* " at 01:09:55
    It killed me, man. He truly is living it.

  • @DatIzzyStardust
    @DatIzzyStardust Před rokem +268

    Whenever I say Aladdin's dad was hot as hell no one ever knows what I'm talking about. Thank you for this.

  • @BloodyAltima
    @BloodyAltima Před rokem +414

    29:30
    I actually liked that Quasi doesn't end up with anyone at the end of the first. The entire arc of the first was about him moving past his dependencies on Frollo and on Esmerelda, his physical dependence on Frollo and emotional on Esmerelda.

    • @Crasher1982
      @Crasher1982 Před rokem +59

      Same, actually. They were EXCELLENT as best friends, such a great chemistry together and I'm glad her, Quasi, and Phoebus stayed just that - best friends.

    • @bishielurfer
      @bishielurfer Před rokem +24

      ​@@Crasher1982Phoebus and Esmerelda were very much a romantic item by the end of the film.
      That was the only real issue I had with how they ended up. I think quasi not ending up with Esmerelda makes sense and is probably the healthiest decision for them. But her and Phoebus getting together felt really weird and unnecessary to me.

    • @Crasher1982
      @Crasher1982 Před rokem +7

      @@bishielurfer Sure. I mean her and he stayed best friends with Quasi. I'm happy about that, they had great chemistry as BFF.

    • @michaelslowmin
      @michaelslowmin Před rokem

      Doesn't Quasimodo kill Esmeralda in the original book?

    • @Madwonk
      @Madwonk Před rokem +29

      @@michaelslowmin No, quite the opposite in fact. Though Quasi isn't necessarily a major character for much of the book; no, the book itself is entirely about architecture and the cathedral itself. Victor Hugo wrote it specifically because Notre Dame was crumbling, and he succeeded- our modern conception of historical preservation can be traced back to him!
      Spoiler warning:
      The book is a tragedy, Phoebus is evil and while Frollo is also bad, he's a complicated character who's trying to save his brother from a life of crime. Quasi has very few words spoken through the entire book, but my favorite character is the Hugo self-insert guy who loves architecture. There's also some incredible lines (as is typical of Victor Hugo), like "This will kill that, the book will kill the cathedral", in reference to how literature and public education removed the necessity for massive public works (architecture) for the illiterate masses.

  • @Amy-yq4lk
    @Amy-yq4lk Před rokem +8

    I've seen so many people mention how much they liked the romance between Anastasia and the baker, and in a vacuum I get it. But I could never, NEVER, get past that line Anastasia just casually lobs at Cinderella in that same episode. It's lived rent-free in my head for almost twenty years. It's such a punch to the face and the episode doesn't even notice.

  • @Pipkiablo
    @Pipkiablo Před rokem +10

    I loved the Hercules series as a kid. My sister still sings Aphrodite's theme song whenever she makes a grand entrance into the living room or something.

  • @THATGuy5654
    @THATGuy5654 Před rokem +593

    Okay, the dragon, griffon, and unicorn all laughing while the other animals file onto the ark is pretty darn funny.

    • @spritingk6879
      @spritingk6879 Před rokem +55

      I always felt like the short is fine, and pomp and circunstance is great, but together they just kind of become something highly dissonant, and they definetively needed some work around.

    • @kinoko5566
      @kinoko5566 Před rokem +29

      I used to believe that's what really happened when I was a kid. Not from this movie, but the exact same thing.

    • @donnaquixote7538
      @donnaquixote7538 Před rokem +1

      Tbh I had to watch that part multiple times to tell whether they were laughing or crying. 😳

  • @Paratet
    @Paratet Před rokem +244

    27:40 "It's a movie with 15 minutes of absolute perfection, and the rest of it just exists to haunt you." Basically described 90% of all things that feature Tim Curry.

    • @LimeyLassen
      @LimeyLassen Před rokem +53

      He's like Nicholas Cage for gay vampires

    • @Paratet
      @Paratet Před rokem +19

      @@LimeyLassen accurate... Extremely accurate. Might explain why I liked Renfield so much lol.

    • @JPH1138
      @JPH1138 Před rokem +23

      Hmmm... It, Muppet Treasure Island, Fern Gully, The Worst Witch, Red Alert 3, Scary Movie 2, Terry Pratchett's The Colour of Magic... I really think you're onto something

    • @louie297
      @louie297 Před rokem +17

      @@JPH1138 you leave muppet treasure island out of this

    • @kirara2516
      @kirara2516 Před rokem +8

      There are some exceptions. Darkwing Duck is one of them. Tim Curry was only in 2 episodes, and they're awesome, but the show itself is also great. With a few minor episodes that suck.

  • @darththespian4856
    @darththespian4856 Před rokem +24

    to me the Ralph/Penelope situation feels like siblings who sorta raised each other and they struggle to separate as they grow into their own selves

  • @2fortsmostwanted
    @2fortsmostwanted Před rokem +19

    Joel, are you okay after this experience? You look like you've lived your whole life in a cave and have only known the world through shadows on the wall.

    • @MiyaMam948
      @MiyaMam948 Před 7 měsíci

      Holy shit you fucking killed him dude

  • @alasdairgoudie9459
    @alasdairgoudie9459 Před rokem +1028

    This opening has truly inverse-Jenny Nicholson energy, like a demon sought to create her polar opposite

    • @c.w.8200
      @c.w.8200 Před rokem +38

      Damn, that got me unreasonably excited 😂

    • @Anni_renee
      @Anni_renee Před rokem +92

      he really said fuck the numbered list 😂

    • @russellharrell2747
      @russellharrell2747 Před rokem +16

      I was gonna say that Large Joe is stepping on Jenny’s toes with this video.

    • @fionn9852
      @fionn9852 Před rokem +9

      i love their friendship lol

    • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
      @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 Před rokem +4

      but can Matter & Anti-Matter ever meet?

  • @LP-bi4vc
    @LP-bi4vc Před rokem +1085

    How sad and tragic that Rapunzel escaped an abusive parent-figure who confined her only for her own family to do exactly the same.

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 Před rokem +130

      The show gets better, I promise

    • @lunarialoonatic
      @lunarialoonatic Před 10 měsíci +37

      I pretend the show isn’t canon. It goes against so many things the first movie left. Including the wedding they already have in the movie smh

    • @neonjays
      @neonjays Před 10 měsíci +63

      @@lunarialoonatic It literally doesn't go against the wedding. It comes between the movie and the wedding short film, so it's more about the adventures that happen after the film ends but before they fully get hitched.

    • @lunarialoonatic
      @lunarialoonatic Před 7 měsíci +7

      @@neonjays​​⁠I personally just don’t appreciate the extra additions like some secret kid??? So cliche, or changing Flynn’s rugged nature

    • @CandiceCotton
      @CandiceCotton Před 4 měsíci +8

      As someone who's seen (admittedly only the first season of) the cartoon it's not really like that, I think. Her dad bans her from leaving the kingdom out of fear for her safety- he's ultimately portrayed as misguided, but understandable. He's already lost her once and basically just got her back. He's not evil, he's scared. Also, the kingdom is pretty small, but "don't leave the country without my knowledge and permission" isn't that unreasonable of a request? Like, she's only 18. She travels within the kingdom on her own all the time in season one, too.

  • @anagonyaowusu3119
    @anagonyaowusu3119 Před 7 měsíci +10

    Fun Fact, Djali the goat is actually a male, so depending on how you look at it the gargoyle in love with him is one of the first ever explicitly gay Disney characters!

  • @Annimations
    @Annimations Před 11 měsíci +10

    My asexual romantic heart was so jazzed for a romance based solely on a persons’ being that I forgot the concept of attraction to bears existed and I am not happy Joel reminded me

  • @acathosh
    @acathosh Před rokem +367

    I really really like "Positive cinema sins" with Joel just listing off what sparks joy and makes him giggle with a litte plingading.

    • @Feasco
      @Feasco Před rokem +35

      in that case you might enjoy this channel called Cinema Wins

    • @Feasco
      @Feasco Před rokem +4

      @@zogwort1522 idgi

    • @Feasco
      @Feasco Před rokem +30

      @@zogwort1522 or maybe he actually is capable of finding things he enjoys about movies, it sounds like you're just projecting

    • @Feasco
      @Feasco Před rokem +18

      @@zogwort1522 he seems fairly thorough in his explanations to me

    • @jamesandrenfernantan9810
      @jamesandrenfernantan9810 Před rokem +8

      @@zogwort1522 I get the feeling whatever makes you like something really varies from person to person. I may not get like half of what they're referencing but one can still appreciate small references and details in a movie, which is what CinemaWins enjoys doing.

  • @antifagoat6591
    @antifagoat6591 Před rokem +172

    As someone who watched basically all of "Lilo and Stitch" the series, I know a lot about the different experiments that are in that battle scene… "crab stitch" as you call him is straight-up a theme park ride that I guess travels around the islands and spins people around all day. You know like those twister rides you see at every cheap carnival? Yeah that's the one place where he belongs.
    10 / 10 great material.

    • @TomsThoughtsonThings
      @TomsThoughtsonThings Před rokem +14

      im only at wreck it ralph, but thank you for reassuring me that leroy is coming

    • @VexDylan
      @VexDylan Před rokem +22

      Also the only reason Crab Stitch is that big is he got hit by a growth ray on accident. He is actually the size of a bug because he was created to crawl inside machinery and destroy it from the inside-out by snipping wires and stuff.
      Lilo just decided to leave him that big and serve as a replacement for one of the carnival rides he destroyed. So yeah, theres a lot going on with him.

  • @laurenbradley6833
    @laurenbradley6833 Před rokem +18

    Okay Bambi 2 is real good and I'm willing to fight about it. It's about mourning and life after loss, and about the great prince learning to be a deer/kid again. Also it actually looks like it had a budget and not like a great value version of the original

  • @hexxidelux6224
    @hexxidelux6224 Před rokem +20

    I felt that way about the Goofy sequel, too. It was very much about Goofy's inability to move on and my mom cried the first time we watched it years ago lol. It's more for the parents of the Disney generation, I'd say. Oh, Ralph Breaks The Internet? Yeeeeah... Second Life is very much like that and has been around since 1999. It's a cess pool.

    • @paolacarmichael611
      @paolacarmichael611 Před 8 měsíci

      I mean the parents deserve that message executed with more effort. It feels more like a cash grab more than actually caring for its original viewers.

  • @BradsGonnaPlay
    @BradsGonnaPlay Před rokem +244

    Regarding the lines:
    “You’ve changed”
    “Not really”
    I don’t think we’re meant to interpret that as “Wendy literally telling Peter Pan she didn’t grow and change as a person,” but rather, she is reassuring him that she’s still fond of him and the memories they shared.
    (Edited for grammar and clarity)

    • @Kenpokid4
      @Kenpokid4 Před rokem +39

      Looking at it now (I haven't seen the movie since it came out), my thought was that people don't usually feel like they've changed, it's usually external observation

    • @someone_stole_my_handle
      @someone_stole_my_handle Před rokem +60

      I assumed it was she's grown but she is still a child at heart
      Like that Walt quote that goes something like "I don't make movies for children I make movies for the child inside all of us be they 6 or 60"
      Like she still believes in happiness, dreams, magic and stuff