Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

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  • čas přidán 21. 01. 2024
  • It's Tuesdays, baby! Mark has a revelation about Carnegie Hall, Joe creates a mini-me for a big dinner at Del Frisco's, and things goes awry. Finally, Mark tells a secret tale about a personal hero. Keep it under your hats!! It's Tuesdays!
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Komentáře • 336

  • @MrChalac
    @MrChalac Před 5 měsíci +154

    one of the funniest parts of this podcast is how the set is a slowly deteriorating walk-in closet

    • @chickenmanmackenzie3525
      @chickenmanmackenzie3525 Před 5 měsíci +15

      Ironic cause it'll be the same closet they come out of

    • @pauljoseph8338
      @pauljoseph8338 Před 5 měsíci

      @@chickenmanmackenzie3525 What?these TuesGays came out of the closet 12 years ago. Their fathers are also gay.

    • @Philthy_777
      @Philthy_777 Před 5 měsíci +7

      The brown on the wall by Joe always makes me think my screens dirty 😂

    • @Rodboobam
      @Rodboobam Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@chickenmanmackenzie3525 bruh 🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣

    • @SuperTed.
      @SuperTed. Před 5 měsíci

      These guys came out of the closet faster then my fathers boyfriend when he used to jerk off in there with the door open.

  • @mynineridesshotgun
    @mynineridesshotgun Před 5 měsíci +17

    Scheming for the Seinfeld photo sounds like exactly the kind of thing that would push Jerry to never text back.

    • @rileygally2967
      @rileygally2967 Před 5 měsíci +3

      He should’ve kept that one as a Patreon exclusive lol

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Před 5 měsíci +97

    The irony of watching Mark plot how to act naturally with Seinfeld.

    • @rworded
      @rworded Před 5 měsíci +2

      Trying to get a photo

    • @tomhinkle9433
      @tomhinkle9433 Před 5 měsíci +7

      Such a wild story. Doesn't wanna ask so you hire your friend to take a pic. So funny and insane at the same time.

    • @jamiel8288
      @jamiel8288 Před 5 měsíci +4

      @@tomhinkle9433also ends up annoying him way more than if he just asked for a pic then moved on 😂

    • @pressrepeat2000
      @pressrepeat2000 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Simply insane story! I could badly listen, it just felt so painful… Oh Mark.

  • @ABPhoto182
    @ABPhoto182 Před 5 měsíci +19

    Im glad after a looong haaarrrd Monday these two queefs can put me in a better mood. Now I dont have to commit Slip and Slide 😅

  • @desi4227
    @desi4227 Před 5 měsíci +19

    🤗This one was special. There was a great flow. Even better then normal.
    Thank You for all the laughs🤗

  • @alanbauer9959
    @alanbauer9959 Před 5 měsíci +39

    Mark about to talk about Jerry had me pause the video to go get a glass of ice water. Then my cat followed me to my room. Then i thought of the old episodes on the couch with Mark's cat. I miss Mark's cat

    • @trkddy
      @trkddy Před 5 měsíci

      Bring back the Maine Coon

    • @rileygally2967
      @rileygally2967 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Greg

    • @alanbauer9959
      @alanbauer9959 Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@rileygally2967 I miss Greg:( I hope he is doing well

  • @mblack9087
    @mblack9087 Před 5 měsíci +29

    Joe looks 1/3 bald

  • @hermeticheretic8462
    @hermeticheretic8462 Před 5 měsíci +9

    salacuse is the kramer of the comedy world. somehow connected to everyone, and somehow successfully fumbling through life.

    • @salacuse
      @salacuse Před 5 měsíci

      do nothing, fall ass backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. *That's* a fantasy camp... Oh that's karma....no, that's Kramer

  • @DrakeMonroe
    @DrakeMonroe Před 5 měsíci +13

    *$45 for three tickets! Tell us another one, Grampa Joe!*

  • @neworldictator144
    @neworldictator144 Před 5 měsíci +8

    That photo plot with jerry is a great curb your enthusiasm bit!! #curb

  • @matthewstefanski1645
    @matthewstefanski1645 Před 5 měsíci +18

    took 3 minutes 45 seconds for Joe to mention that he's a father lol

  • @trevaston1
    @trevaston1 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Lol Mark hitting himself in the face with his own coffee cup at 23:45 is hilarious

    • @wafulasoita09
      @wafulasoita09 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Never seen a man so petrified 🤣

    • @andyisposi
      @andyisposi Před 4 měsíci +1

      I think this is actually the second episode in a row too 🤣

    • @pressrepeat2000
      @pressrepeat2000 Před 4 měsíci

      That flinch! 😂😂😂

  • @jimothybikael
    @jimothybikael Před 5 měsíci +1

    48:53 "The Sally creeping on Jerry" story is gold!😂

  • @livefire81
    @livefire81 Před 5 měsíci +9

    Being on a PJ with CK is all fun and games until he asks you to POV a HJ.

  • @jonathangonzalez3664
    @jonathangonzalez3664 Před 5 měsíci +7

    After hearing him "Giggity Goo!!" I'm convinced Normand should play Quagmire in live action Family Guy.
    Same act. (Alright We're having fun)😂

  • @chanlerraper
    @chanlerraper Před 4 měsíci +1

    Mark constantly wants Jerry’s approval and friendship, gets a sliver and schedules a paparazzi moment. The complete opposite of playing it cool. Can’t believe Joe didn’t squash this idea.

  • @RedBernie
    @RedBernie Před 5 měsíci +5

    Great Ep, Mark nervous about Jerry is always a fun listen

  • @dcool2u2
    @dcool2u2 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I absolutely love the ongoing Mark/Seinfeld texting saga. 😊

  • @NYC1025
    @NYC1025 Před 5 měsíci +5

    Joe holding on to the hairline from way back there!

  • @FirstNameLastName-bp3pr
    @FirstNameLastName-bp3pr Před 5 měsíci +3

    Joe would be the guy to get his nephew something he’d want for himself smh lol

  • @rileygally2967
    @rileygally2967 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Batman couldn’t get that Salacuse story out of me wtf 😂 😂

  • @NickDiazofNauts
    @NickDiazofNauts Před 5 měsíci +1

    Mark hiring Sal to take pictures from OUTSIDE the diner of Mark & Seinfeld is a) completely insane (and I love it) b) you seinfeld’ed Seinfeld Jerry! That is a 100% Seinfeld in 2024 bit right there! 53:03

  • @millennium1578
    @millennium1578 Před 5 měsíci +21

    I wonder if Jerry has ever watched and seen Mark explain his schemes to be besties 😂. .. Whaaat's with these stalkers?! (Jerry voice)

    • @dwainbryan6037
      @dwainbryan6037 Před 5 měsíci +1

      He's not explaining how he can be besties, he's talking about how how can take a photo with Seinfield to further his career.

    • @anthonydavid8824
      @anthonydavid8824 Před 5 měsíci

      @@dwainbryan6037clearly this is your very first time watching this pod, and that’s okay you’ll get caught up with the rest of us.

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom Před 5 měsíci +28

    I've been bingeing like 200 episodes of this podcast and it never gets old. Shoutout to The Gays™️

  • @Maria-PLM
    @Maria-PLM Před 5 měsíci +2

    Jerry is at beacon like 5 days after Mark. Also, excited to see Mark there this Saturday!!

  • @djkoenig
    @djkoenig Před 5 měsíci +4

    At some point I started imagining Jerry watching this fan duo trying to curb their enthusiasm about Mark meeting him and strategize for maximum results..

  • @gabrielevanmusic
    @gabrielevanmusic Před 5 měsíci +1

    The wall paper peeling like Turturro’s hotel room in Barton Fink

  • @JonathanHassingerChannel
    @JonathanHassingerChannel Před 5 měsíci +27

    Ahead of their time. My faith in humanity will increase significantly when this show hits a million subscribers.

    • @justinwhitten5975
      @justinwhitten5975 Před 5 měsíci

      Why this is 1 of the worst comedian podcast.

    • @raul0858
      @raul0858 Před 5 měsíci

      @@justinwhitten5975 it’s one of the best actually.

    • @TheDJOblivion
      @TheDJOblivion Před 5 měsíci +6

      Most people are either ignorant or stupid, usually both. Therefore, this will never be that, I mean just look at what that refard said above me.

    • @tyler6722
      @tyler6722 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@justinwhitten5975 did the gays tag team your wife or something? 😂😂 All of your comments on their channel are straight hating

    • @BusterMcCheese
      @BusterMcCheese Před 5 měsíci

      @@TheDJOblivionYeah, paraphrasing a version of that old hack joke that opinions are like KISS albums, everyone has at least one and they all still SUCK.

  • @jond661
    @jond661 Před 5 měsíci +1

    There was a dress code I had a " nice hoody" on 😂

  • @Rod-T
    @Rod-T Před 5 měsíci +2

    "this kid's perceptive" 😂😂😂

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Před 5 měsíci +3

    I have this friend who thinks she's a "fun aunt" but the stuff she does is really not for the kids so much as for her own self-image. To have a genuine bond with a child you have to be genuine with them and get to know them. Not just whisk them away on whatever you think a good adventure is.

  • @TrapDaily
    @TrapDaily Před 5 měsíci +5

    No podcast better than this 🙌🔥

  • @jamesmode323
    @jamesmode323 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Mark wit the Jerry starter kit outfit

  • @PolishGypski
    @PolishGypski Před 5 měsíci +3

    Jerry would more than likely rather take the photo than be used as a photo op with your greaseball friend as the photographer.

  • @nickm6515
    @nickm6515 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Listening while my wife's in labor in lots of pain. Really queefing it up in here.

  • @LukeBrown6669
    @LukeBrown6669 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Mark realizing he could do Carnegie hall

  • @guybrushtwood
    @guybrushtwood Před 5 měsíci +2

    Watching Mark and Jimmy Carr is like watching the US and UK series of ‘The Office’.

  • @ryanzinck4905
    @ryanzinck4905 Před 5 měsíci +1

    29:02 list has so many of Normand’s memories that he can no longer access its hilarious

    • @ryanzinck4905
      @ryanzinck4905 Před 5 měsíci

      Lol he literally can’t remember any of it just says wow wild times gahahahahaha

  • @Herb_Welch
    @Herb_Welch Před 5 měsíci +2

    I don’t get any product put in my hair after haircuts either. No product.

  • @Billywilliamshof
    @Billywilliamshof Před 5 měsíci +2

    Mark thinks he is going to Charleston, SC and I hope he doesn’t realize until he is at the airport it’s Charleston, WV.

  • @mickeyabbot5851
    @mickeyabbot5851 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Hey guys glad to hear Marty made it back from 1955 without damaging his soft spot

  • @cristopherchouinard8414
    @cristopherchouinard8414 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I can't believe the duck fell out of her bag again!

  • @zachgeigan4403
    @zachgeigan4403 Před 5 měsíci

    great ep ! fix the damn wall 😂

  • @lanaiba
    @lanaiba Před 5 měsíci +1

    Mark trying to hire a papparazzo to take a photo of him and jerry getting breakfast is proof they're not friends. Once you stop thinking of it like that is when you can get into friend territory. Nonetheless good for you.

  • @miketsortos9226
    @miketsortos9226 Před 5 měsíci

    I'm not the only one that sees Joe tripping on the sidewalk during the intro is the most hilarious thing ever

  • @telephantasm4070
    @telephantasm4070 Před 5 měsíci +1

    56:11 Don't do it, Mark, remember that time he went crazy when Larry King suggested Seinfeld was cancelled? I got a feeling he's going to do the same to you: "You want me to open for you? Mark, do you know who I am?"

  • @briberysproductionhouse
    @briberysproductionhouse Před 5 měsíci

    That story about Salacuse jumping to get the photo is so perfectly a Seinfeld episode

  • @jeremyjohnson4727
    @jeremyjohnson4727 Před 5 měsíci +2

    This is a good podcast

  • @danielpaiva5362
    @danielpaiva5362 Před 5 měsíci

    Great ep! I can't wait for Mark's breakfast with Jerry, hopefully it comes out next week.

  • @maxg6040
    @maxg6040 Před 5 měsíci +1

    impressive how joe can have a full half head of hair

  • @R.H.bladeNshade
    @R.H.bladeNshade Před 5 měsíci +7

    You have never heard anyone say PJ? Holy shit Joe!! Had a baby and instantly went into clueless dad mode 😂

  • @hawtmess66
    @hawtmess66 Před 5 měsíci

    My 2 favorite comedians...David Spade and Mark Norman!

  • @jimsonjohnson3761
    @jimsonjohnson3761 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Joe thinking it's cool to take children to a steakhouse like that's the new Disneyland is hilarious. Like a laugh at you moment not with.

    • @dohnjoe4516
      @dohnjoe4516 Před 5 měsíci

      Yea it was more for his ego than genuinely trying to do a nice thing

  • @antfer8917
    @antfer8917 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Normand is a psycho when it comes to Jerry. Bro, he loves Nate you're OUT. lol Also, Joe's forehead is so freakin HUGE.

    • @prince13896
      @prince13896 Před 5 měsíci

      Hey, it's take-'em-down-a-peg guy.

  • @alpags7415
    @alpags7415 Před 5 měsíci

    Was at those Tampa shows with Louie so cool

  • @GARTHxBROOKS
    @GARTHxBROOKS Před 5 měsíci

    4min in , best pod out there

  • @GahMorninJulia
    @GahMorninJulia Před 5 měsíci

    15:45 “rapester” was an excellent choice. 😆

  • @alcorraalb6029
    @alcorraalb6029 Před 22 dny

    Joe “I’m pretty sure I talked about this already” List

  • @trustmeimapro
    @trustmeimapro Před 5 měsíci

    Joe brought up the moose lol he played for the cowboys in the 90s. Oddly enough moose was also my sister's nickname as kids..... she was a big girl.

  • @rja861
    @rja861 Před 5 měsíci

    We get it fellas…you know famous comics

  • @andreadushanek6470
    @andreadushanek6470 Před 5 měsíci

    Gary Gulman as your 1st Stand up set seen is amazing! Mine was a disappointing Jay Mohr BUT his "opener" was an already hilarious Bert Kreischer!!! That was fun to figure out years later when he found his own fame. Bert was absolutely the star that night though and in my mind he was just some random guy.

  • @binks2413
    @binks2413 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I wish Joe List was my uncle

  • @stevenkoudanis5238
    @stevenkoudanis5238 Před 5 měsíci

    Gary Gulman Northshore Mass represent, I think Lamont Price runs a Salem show around here now

  • @mentallyradical
    @mentallyradical Před 5 měsíci

    Never thought I would hear Mark Normand say Tame Impala

  • @AlexAquarius963
    @AlexAquarius963 Před 4 měsíci

    Double-headed or double eagle is a highly-ranked freemason.

  • @markketchenjr9335
    @markketchenjr9335 Před 5 měsíci

    Best show on the tube

  • @jimsonjohnson3761
    @jimsonjohnson3761 Před 5 měsíci +6

    Joe is the next Robert Kelly. Bound to never blow up.

    • @joef1299
      @joef1299 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Bobby’s blown up a few times. Sure, he’s skinny now but

    • @Getssumfreedom
      @Getssumfreedom Před 5 měsíci +1

      Kelly is mid

    • @jsmnzgb
      @jsmnzgb Před 5 měsíci

      Joe is funnier than Bobby!

  • @AgendaInMind
    @AgendaInMind Před 5 měsíci

    Gulmans special is fabulous!,

  • @cesaruribe2487
    @cesaruribe2487 Před 5 měsíci +1

    No such thing as Double Eagle. 😂 Joe sounds so dumb right now, Mark is right about Michelin rating.

  • @chadchadchadchadchad
    @chadchadchadchadchad Před 5 měsíci

    The picture story sounds like an episode of Seinfeld or Curb. Except Mark needed to go meet Sal somewhere to see the pics and Jerry walks by and sees them

  • @ramkorndef
    @ramkorndef Před 5 měsíci +3

    I love this pod but BOY are they like a month behind. I’ve heard Mark on other shows and he’s already done and queefed with Seinfeld ages ago but in this episode he hasn’t even spoken with him yet. 😮

  • @coltenhurst572
    @coltenhurst572 Před 5 měsíci

    Omg they said the name of the podcast IN the podcast! Crazy!

  • @BA-jq3vc
    @BA-jq3vc Před 5 měsíci

    Someone should help Mark out and send this to Jerry.

  • @davidperez5089
    @davidperez5089 Před 5 měsíci +2

    What's the deal with Jordan's red eyes like he was crying in the doc anyway?
    Also- hoodies r extremely overused and informal.

  • @ericnorris723
    @ericnorris723 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Surf's Up!

  • @SamBassComedy
    @SamBassComedy Před 5 měsíci

    I drive Uber and talked to a few Fintech guys who really like you two. We talked comedy a little.

  • @6thouz
    @6thouz Před 5 měsíci +4

    I love this show.

  • @maxwellbrand
    @maxwellbrand Před 5 měsíci +56

    where is everyone?!

    • @ECPlex
      @ECPlex Před 5 měsíci +7

      it’s just for you and me and the gays

    • @JM-ro9oq
      @JM-ro9oq Před 5 měsíci +2

      I'm in Boise 😁

    • @rogaru
      @rogaru Před 5 měsíci +1

      Maybe the notifications havent been sent? I got mine 5 minutes ago

    • @chickenmanmackenzie3525
      @chickenmanmackenzie3525 Před 5 měsíci +7

      Australia, it's actually Tuesday for this gay.

    • @jaredknapp8886
      @jaredknapp8886 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Your mother is keeping me busy, brb.

  • @day245
    @day245 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Joe's kid slowed down this juggernaut of a pod. And I've listened to probably 350 of them

    • @looksee8192
      @looksee8192 Před 5 měsíci

      I've only been a recent listener and even I can tell

  • @kicksalot7214
    @kicksalot7214 Před 5 měsíci

    Double eagle is a golf term. Also known as an albatross

  • @kraknjaws3882
    @kraknjaws3882 Před 5 měsíci

    Why can't I find the podcast on any audio apps? Wasn't it on Amazon?

  • @kingRagnar616
    @kingRagnar616 Před 5 měsíci

    Hilarious how it releases on Monday's

  • @vurtechre
    @vurtechre Před 5 měsíci +1

    another jizzy ep keep it going queefs

  • @RedPhoneVideo
    @RedPhoneVideo Před 5 měsíci +1

    45:00 - Peter McJoeLister, The Father.

  • @shaneboswell9872
    @shaneboswell9872 Před 5 měsíci

    Tame Impala , Jerry & Mark !!!!

  • @mick2846
    @mick2846 Před 5 měsíci

    Hmm 🤔 I wonder which bear Joe thinks is the asshole in “Two bears, One asshole” 😂 (about 0:06:25 in)

  • @wonder0076
    @wonder0076 Před 5 měsíci

    Was abouta type the same thing Joe said within the 1st min, Norman finally trimmed that Jew fro lol

  • @podespault
    @podespault Před 5 měsíci

    Michelin stars... it's not only tires!

    • @binimgarten8696
      @binimgarten8696 Před 5 měsíci

      He was playing dumb. (although it's admittedly hard to tell because more often than not they are clueless indeed)

  • @kombijr
    @kombijr Před 5 měsíci +1

    30,000 views but 250 comments? 😂 someone’s buying them

  • @merqury5
    @merqury5 Před 5 měsíci +2

    This Jerry thing isn't healthy for Mark. It doesn't seem very genuine. Once Jerry gets a wind of this picture shit Mark is in the hall of shame.

  • @kjnewell7243
    @kjnewell7243 Před 5 měsíci

    If Mr. Seinfeld ever happens to watch TWS, he’s absolutely blocking Mark and referring to him as “Mark who, never met him”.

  • @maxwellbrand
    @maxwellbrand Před 5 měsíci +5

    fuck yes!

  • @JM-ro9oq
    @JM-ro9oq Před 5 měsíci +1

    For a guy that only showers once every three days, Mark sure looks clean

    • @jamescook3131
      @jamescook3131 Před 5 měsíci

      Well what do you expect? Comedians aren't working on the building site or down the mine shaft.

    • @jsmnzgb
      @jsmnzgb Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@jamescook3131 What are you talking about?!

  • @EdLaughs
    @EdLaughs Před 5 měsíci

    Cameras have an anti-shake button....... Kids should have those too.

  • @2012Jcup
    @2012Jcup Před 5 měsíci

    Fuckin love Monday nights with Tuesgay stories

  • @travis2459
    @travis2459 Před 5 měsíci +1

    For ages i thought Mark just desperately wanted Jerry as a friend. I know believe he just wants the notoriety of being associated with him. Kind of a bummer to hear.

    • @pressrepeat2000
      @pressrepeat2000 Před 4 měsíci

      I didn’t even understand this whole “hire a paparazzi to spy on my breakfast with Jerry, who I didn’t tell that I hired someone to paparazzi us”. Like, what was he thinking? It’s just bizarre and cringe.

  • @skysmixedbag145
    @skysmixedbag145 Před 5 měsíci

    Mark, you're right on the Jerry sitch in my opinion

  • @camillodimaria3288
    @camillodimaria3288 Před 5 měsíci

    Get crazy with the cheese whiz

  • @garryjohalcomedy
    @garryjohalcomedy Před 5 měsíci

    anyone know what mics they're using?

  • @oneofus6924
    @oneofus6924 Před 5 měsíci

    you are welcome here in WA joe