Have I got on the wrong train?? Why are these announcements Broken
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- čas přidán 29. 08. 2023
- I was on a Southern class 171 to Ashford when all these random announcements kept playing. It was quite funny that everyone on the train was laughing so I decided to record this
Please ask for permission if you want to use this video. if I find anyone's video that has my video in it then you will have a copyright strike - Hry
"We're sorry, but there will be no catering service available on this train today"
A few seconds later ...
"A catering service will be provided at your seat during the journey"
Lol
"yeah the trains aren't that good in my area, they've got literally every single problem at once"
I am impressed at how efficiently the driver is driving, I mean 25 minutes late to 5 minutes late in a matter of seconds is quite some skill.
Bro unlocked all secret announcements
😂
NOT THE SECRET TRAIN ANNOUNCEMENTS!!! 🤣🤣🤣
"This Train has been Delayed By, This Train May be Delayed, This Train Has Been Cancelled"🤣
Dickens wrote something like that once . It wasn't quite as funny .
"You cannot alight from the front." You can only alight from the front."
I heard a passenger say "This train will Self Destruct"
it might of self destruct Lol
3 2 1 KABOOM!
@@railwaychannel66745LOL
@@EuroMattTransExpress_RaBe503 *_💥💥💥_*
@PostingWierdVidsnope
"This Train is delayed due to Animals On The Track, Due To Heavy Rain, fog snow, This Train is delayed due to a Landslide On The Train"
Unlucky train
🪨
🪨 🪨
🪨 🚂 🪨
"This train is delayed and is running 25 minutes late 20 minutes late 15 minutes late 10 minutes late 5 minutes late"
BOOOM! ... This train is 5 minutes early .
hackers in movies - makes themself rich
hackers irl :
“I’m sorry, but we don’t offer any catering.
Oh wait screw that we offer catering” 😂😂
"DUE TO A LANDSLIDE ON THE TRAIN" 😂🤣💀
Where’s this at
@@Anzle9 It was going to Ashford, so probably somewhere on the southeast coast of England
@@ConESC26 I mean in the video where it says about landslip
@@Anzle9 not sure
@@Anzle9 It's at 2:27
This train is officially a comedian at this point. 😂😂😂
Train crew pressed every announcement button
probably he did yes
@@railwaychannel66745LOL
@@railwaychannel66745 maybe I should do it when I'm driving a train in the future (that was a joke ofc)
I never thought that the urge to press every button applies to literally every button, thought my urge was just to press all the hotel floors in the lift.
@@Archivus23 lol
Pov: me half asleep and im being an asked a question in class:
7:15 "displaying fewer train services and longer journeys" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
the train said no catering service then continued to say there will be catering service shortly. And also said all the disasters that could happen. That was funny.
thank you for letting me know
i have a big feeling it was 'bring your baby to work day' and the baby somehow activated some random ahh announcements
Unlikely
5:12
"this train will self-destruct-"
lmao the passengers are joining in
Scientists: "All dreams have meaning"
My dreams:
😂
2:10 When the train driver didn't know what caused the delay......just list every single possible reason.....☠
4:05 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12.....☠☠☠
They should also announce every single station along the Southern network...
that is what it did but i didn't get a video of that unfortunately
You cannot alight from the front, you can only alight from the front.. got me 🤣also why does the train counting down so funny...
3:28 That Announcement is Announcing the train is Shrinking😂😂😂😂😂😂
That’s probably the drivers son that is having fun for doing that 😅😅😂😂😂💀💀
I sure hope they fixed the
Emgineerung works
Snow
Rain
Fog
Broken rail
Late incoming trains with crew members
Emergency engineering
Incident on a level crossing
Power supply problems
And the landslide on the train....
Best action took in the most dire scenario from the crew, they managed to keep the train going, just insane.
🤣🤣🤣
"25 minute delay seems too much. 5 minutes."
DB: "How about a raise?"
We're sorry it wouldn't be an catering service on this train, The catering service is on the train and will go to your seat. 🤣🤣😂😂
You're so lucky to hear ALL the announcements, I wanted to be on that train 😅
I WAS LAUGHING FOR 4 MINS STRAIGHT HAHAHAHA
1 in a 1,000,000, great job!
thank you 😅
Its as bad as the TYNE & WEAR Metro when they tell you are one station when you definitely are not or it tells you are going anticlockwise when you are going clockwise
sounds like the longest train advertisement on TV! 😅😅😅
Loll ye
I like the irony of them asking people to use stereos considerately while relentlessly blaring noise at everyone
5:24 -- "This train will not stop at Ash Ketchum." 😆
This train is calling at Charizard, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, and Mewtwo
POV : completely normal southern announcement : we hope you never ride with us again💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for 4 likes on this comment :)
“Due To A Landslide On The Train” 💀💀💀💀💀
Lol
Landslide
@@railwaychannel66745 It's broken. Can they fix this issue
I think it was “vandalism”
timestamp?
A class 377 has lost its identity and we have lost a coach on this service due to the wrong kind of sun, snow, rain, lightning, people, animals, trains, track, stations and Southern Railway itself. We are running as a 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, oh damn we're just a class 153 😂
Well, at least they've got all possible eventualities covered. If I was on that train, I'd get off when it did stop and get one that was working properly! I'm picturing the Train Manager trying to get the auto-announcements to stop! So they want Driver-Only Operation....Nah!
the Train Manager did not know how to stop them until about 3 stops he did manage to stop them
That Train is having has a stroke.
7:12 "a revised timetable will be in operation, displaying fewer train services and longer journeys."
7:01 cool the train is learning the days of the week!
😂
When the button doesn't respond so you press it multiple times
I think somebody pressed the "Play all" button 😂
I think someone wanted to troll everyone 😂
Imagine if that was a real feature for this train! 🤣🤣🤣
@@S-CB-SL-Animations probably is, to test the announcement system
@@itskdogI can’t speak for the 171 but for the 444, 450 and 455 you can play a set number of preset announcements (although very little guards actually use this feature) but the menu to navigate these announcements is so small and finicky that this is likely just a fault and not someone mucking around
4:06 and 4:19 Julie Berry counting to 12 be like: 😂😂😂
“This train has been cancelled”
*SCR THEME PLAYS*
the train had a fucking seizure
😂
Good thing this wasn't a train crossing borders on the Continent. Imagine hearing every one of those disjointed announcements, multiple times in several different languages.
This is the funniest shit ever
2:11 2:18 Derailment and train collision lmao 😂☠
🤣
“Due to animals on the track” 💀
overstimulation 101
This is like subway games in roblox when someone presses all the buttons 💀
If only this was done on April 1st 😂😂
😂
I thought this was from a movie and it was gonna end in a huge disaster like these things usually do.
Damn, this comment was already 5 hours ago??
"ashford International?
alight here for trains
to London St Pancras
International..." and?
(broken) 😅😅😅
Oh wow there was so many incidents going on there all in one day 😂😂
typical train service in the UK 😂
25 minutes late,20 minutes late,15 minutes late,10 minutes late and 5 minutes late 😂
😂
just IMAGINE if it was in reverse😂
It sounds like one of the spheres in Portal 2
This train has been cancelled 😂😂 I am
Laughing at this can’t get over this which Irish rail has something like this lol 😂
Every southern announcement here:
😂
Catering service on marshlink would be good lol
the never-ending rail announcement
Southern railway: "Tickets will be inapected by any means of transport that are not southern railway" 💀😂😭
This train will self destruct,please stand back from the platform edge💀💀💀💀💀
"Due to a landslide on the train" Me: Aren't i supposed to be dead? The landslide: Nuh uh
😂
imagine you are in a train thats collided and the speaker says "This train has been delayed due to a train collision"... i don't think the train would be working...
Wth is going on 😂😂 "This train is running late by 25 mins 20 mins 15 mins 10 mins 5 mins 💀
it probably doesn't know what to choose lol
@@railwaychannel66745 Yeah 😄
my nightmare be like
🤣
Isn't that the same lady who does the announcements on the Picadidlly line
Yes it is, her name is Julie Berry
The train was extra talkative! How have I never heard half of those announcements before?
i never heard them aswell
You cannot alight from the front, you can only alight from the front.
A Tale of Two Stations
This is like April Fools Train LOL😂😂😂
Lol
I think I know you
2:08 Bad day on the railway.
3:27 They've brought back slip coaches !
I feel like there was a Star Trek episode where this happened to the Enterprise
South West trains,Southeastern, London Midland,London overground,London underground,London buses,local buses,metrobus,Brighton and Hove buses. 😂
This is the funniest thing I've ever come across 🤣🤣🤣
That is funny laughing my head off for the full video make sure you can break them again
Thank you
Imagine hearing that overnight!
That is honestly one of the longest announcements I ever heard on any Train
this sure is
6:44 London Midland still around on this train LOL?????????
due to rain, due to fog, due to- (and so on)
wow the weather is quite crazy today isnt it?
Average British weather
Like on 2001: A Space Odyssey, it will eventually begin singing "Daisy, Daisy …"
"A landslide on the train" 😂💀😭
Bruh, I love public transport bro 😂
Engineers kid messing with the screen ☠️
Giving yourself all advancements in Minecraft be like
Oh, great. the train is blocked because of air.
Typical train service in the UK lol
Sounds like an announcement test sequence
Be nice, thiq train is learning german
Lol
7:16 This may mean fewer trains services and longer journeys.
6:24 we are doing all we can to restore this service, engineers are fixing the problem XD
If watching Doctor Who taught me anything, this train is haunted.
😂
someone please check up on this train they seem to be going through a lot
This train encountered the final boss
Keep playing announcement that make me laugh
I think the train started sniffing ballast
😂
That snow was caused by a lot of things..
I wouldn't be surprised if they had the announcer voice say every word from a dictionary
The driver probably fell asleep on the announcement panel
The boards got the right information but the announcements are playing up ❤
Why does it feel like a mix between a dystopian Future with talking trans, and a comedy show.
2:08, What would of happened to make the train delayed "due to animals on the tracks, due to a derailment, due to snow, due to fog, due to heavy rain, due to a train collision, due to a landslide on the train, due to engineering works, due to broken rail, due to snow again, due to trackwork on the line, all because of an additional stop on the journey" Like I have herd of the butterfly effect but This is something different.
Proberly testing the announcements
She's just waffling lol