THINGS ONLY MALAYSIANS WILL UNDERSTAND
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Little fun fact:
Mamak=best restaurant in Malaysia
Myvi=best car in Malaysia
Milo=best breakfast in Malaysia
Maggie=best dinner in Malaysia
it's all started with M 🤔
Coincident?
I don't think so....
@@wga2678 ni smua salah yahudi
Morbius 🗿
Mogus
@@2ndch. it's morbin' time.
Where's the false hope parking spot when the kancil is too far back and the other cars are too long to notice the kancil
🤣🤣🤣
Lul yea
Oml so true
Kaaannn😭
Howw is this truee!? It's all an _illusionnnnn~_
1:07 Well it's not weird tho... Even in school when teacher say "terima kasih semua" everyone would say "terima kasih cg"... No one ever say "sama-sama cikgu"
Valid point!
Oh yeah, *weird. We only say your welcome teacher in secondary school and then said "Thank you teacher" right after when the class dismisses-*
Haah wehh baru perasan😂😂
Daripada cg aku...satu kls ckp terima kasih... Tapi cikgu ckp "K" je😂
@@heh4723
🤣🤣🤣
Literally all teachers in every batch:
Ini kelas yg paling terok sy pernah jumpa
Ahh betuk
Betul*
Ye dho HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Betullllll.
EH,ni sepatutnya kelas pandai...kelas belakang lagi baik
Instagram music! Every single story 🙄
@Aesthetic GamingGirl Not ok
For real
Edit 24/3: Omg we can do it now
I would cry
I JUST WANNA LISTEN TO THE MUSIC GOSH DARN IT
Ugh
The most famous one
"Your mother is green!"
😂😂
Exactly😂 and that "father-ahh" 😂😂
Your father is green too 🤣
HAHAHHAHA YES "Mak kau hijau!"
THE FAMOUS ONE
'MESTI MYVI NI'
'MYVI'
'MYVI THE KING ROAD'
MAK KAU PINK!
MAK KAU HIJAU!
Instant noodle - Maggie
Triton,D-Max,Navara,Ranger- Hilux
Chocolate drink- Milo
Ubat gigi-colgate
Air oren-sunquick
Bijiran-coco chrunch
Roti- gardenia
Msg-ajinomoto
Peluntur-clorox
MPV-alphard
Food container-tupperware
Pills- Panadol
Hotel-trivago
True😌
Peluntur: clorox
Orange juice: sunquick
Food container: Tupperware
ubat gigi: Colgate
"Except Sabah & Sarawak."
Ugh, right in my hati...
Oh shit... I cry out loud...🤣
Hati=heart
Hati= liver
Hati²=be careful
Jantung= heart
Wow... That's hurt
@@plantedlife saya hati hati saya punya hati dengan hati nanti aku ada busar jantung.....kenapa aku lahir sini......
Online shopping platforms be like
Shipping fee for Malaysia is RM 5
Oh wait... Sabah and Sarawak?
RM100000
When u encounter a hard question in math and ur friend propose a theory:
...tak tau la betul ke tak, *CUBA TRY*
a cu cuba try test :>
Cuba try test tngok.
this is too accurate 😭
cer kau cuba try😅😂
I usually tell them to tembak 😭
In malaysia everyone is your uncle’s and aunties 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Betul betul betul!
Kita semua kan bersaudara. Kan? Kaaannn... Haa kaannn!
Why of course!!! I always meet with my 17 relatives every CNY! Totally didn't get suffocated-
Betul ke? Saya kecik lagii
Can speak three languages in one sentence
For example: Chinese teh ping
Oh yessss
We generate words ourselves.
Eg: mempersiasuikan, do things cincaily
Mai san berbicara
Tambi,can you beli nasi lemak ...bungkus mah...
Manglish is my third language (manglish = Malay & English )
"Tell us you're Malaysian, without telling us you're Malaysian"
Me: my friends and I always promise to went out in 4 p.m but we always meet up 20 minutes later
Go home 5 p.m, but u have 40 minutes left. And someone will said, "time is so fast ah"
i guess 4pm means the whole hour as long as the clock still shows the digit 4 as the hour
thats no malaysian enough
me and my friend plan to meet at 4 pm and then cancel
@@ShahrizFreak17M this really deep...😔😔
When i want my brother to pick me up from work. I usually told him to pick me 30 minutes before my working hour end because i don't want to wait for 30 minutes alone in my workplace. 🤣🤣
When in dewan with rows of chairs, the front row sure empty. People start sitting from the second row.
Yeah 😂😂
yep
Why is this true tho. Like especially students will try and avoid the front row
Can relate
Yeah
When Malaysian speaking English language then automatically there are Chinese+Indian slang like "walaowehh" "ah" "dey"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ikr 😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂 this is so true
“You want this or not ah??”
“Don’t want lah.”
lah and ah
Can ah?
No lah
Yes LAH
OK lo
Ceh, nothing wan
One only meh?
Yours mah
Ah, lah, lo, wan, meh, mah
haha ya malaysia sells container very cheap.but everytime change design , sometimes quality gets better so we keep buying . Then the cover missing
Also i have to ask my mom where did she put the container. And since my mom likes pink, all the container and shelf is pink. When i ask my mom for container she will answer " open the pink shelf and u will found a pink container. If u didnt found it. Finish u"
@@trazimishafiei6012 hahaha i wonder how your dad feel about this😅😅
The cover missing is me😌
Yeah the mystery of the missing cover :'(
Lmao not the cover✋😭
"please insert your parking ticket, Fee is one ringgit" was my favorite line to say whenever a friend wanted to pass me
I have been saying that line ever since I was young
I will said back to the machine... Please insert your fucking ticket
I'm always like, give me money or you won't pass
same
Satu lagi: cuba try test
Hahahahah
saya tidak tau :(
i speak english most of the time so correct me if im wrong
Cuba Cuba Cuba
HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA
'cuba try dulu' bayangkan klu kawan ckp mcm tu sbb kau tk tshu jawapa untk soalan matematik atau sain
Bila mesin ATM rosak "temporary out of service" lepas tu org ni pulak tanya kita "eh mesin atm rosak ke?" Cuba ko tanya balik soalan tu kat dia 😂
the thing is, they also tell u ah "eh mesin nih rosak?" both nod in agreement
HAHAHA I remember when my auntie forgot to bring back tupperware she was like “shhhh don’t tell tokmak”
haha
You are goddam right
Hahaha can understand
JAJAJAJAJAJ YOU'RE EVERYWHERE
@@Belugawales itu la tu ⊙﹏⊙
Wow u r really everywhere
Either we are everywhere, or he is
@@deborahlee7496 he is •́ ‿ ,•̀
Actually I really like the "terima kasih" from both ways
It kinda means that we show gratitude to each others, for example:
Seller: Thanks for buying
Buyer: Thanks for serving
Nah, it actually is a reflex by Malaysian hahaha
The 'terima kasih' one is literally me🤣
Same here.
If we timbang the vegetables, I always wonder why they say tq to you when you are the one asking them to timbang the vegetables. It is always awkward when both of us say tq to each other😂😂
Well, Malaysians are so generous to say thank you.😊
Well.. even at the end of the class students would say thank you teacher after the teacher said thank you
@@elisha_hana3108 yea, its just the way we show our gratitude to people.
Every toothpaste is COLGATE
Every instant noodle is MAGGIE
Every diapers is PAMPERS
Every mosquito spray is Ridsect
Huggy Diapers :)
Every Drink is MILO
@@Sival- correction, every chocolate drink*
@@nojena37 yes
You know what is very Malaysian?
The use of "gostan" instead of "reverse"
"OI TELL ME WHERE TO GOSTAN"
omg so trueee 😂
Patu bila nak suruh orang stop "op op op" ketuk kereta tanda soh berenti
Legend-
Tak terfikir pun. BHAHAHAHAHAH
My father literally told me the origin behind this yesterday, however I forgot most of it lol
'gostan' used to be another word, but then people started saying 'gostan' instead of the actual word because it was difficult to say or smthn
Small small not die , big big trouble people 😂😂😂😂😂
Naik🤣
Muka buku
Good one bro! 🤣
@@trazimishafiei6012 Hahaha..lama tak dengar
Betul weh XD
Hahah childhood drawing get me the most, i always draw the same thing😂
Same🤣
Meanwhile aku: lukis banglo tiga tingkat cantik-cantik. 😌
*Rumah impian katanya* :D
As a Malaysian, i feel kinda proud to know all of this 😭
nO oNe :
aBsOlUtElY nO oNe :
sOmE tOxIc iN mAlAySiA : *"yOuR mOm iS gReEn"*
I don't think that was toxic, more like.. funny
Explain?
@@feafia3936 yeah,but ,it was a TOXIC now. years by years, ppl start think that YMIG is too toxic,so lots of parent warn their child to no say YMIG or YFIG. lol
@@pokewhy3146 Those are just some words by some middle school kids. But look at it, it's literally just " YOUR MOM IS GREEN". Nothing more serious than that. It's not even a swear word. 🥴
But yeah, if parent doesn't want their kids to say those words than sure whatever.
@@feafia3936 It's getting more offensive tho, I predict its status from "some words" have slowly turn to almost as same as a swear word ;-;
"except Sabah & Sarawak"
- urgghhh, my KOKORO's hurt-
心..ok bagi yang Tak tau kokoro ni maksudnya hati..sama Macam xīn dlm Cina..Cuma cara sebut je beza
*thinking a bout Tsurumaki Kokoro*
Which Kokoro? Heart Kokoro, Mitsume Kokoro, or Kokoro Kokoro-
Right in the kokoro.
Watashi no kokoro😭
The kefci one is very accurate lol when I worked at the backup department (behind the counter), sometimes we can't hear the order clearly so cashiers need to be very loud and clear.
Cashier order suara halus, kaw kaw kena sembur dengan budak backup. Dapat pulak jenis kalau order cancel tak reti nak bagitau tapi benda tu dah siap, berasap budak backup 😂
I think we're Malaysians can pretty much relate to this..
Isit still a Malaysian thing if I still bath from a big tub with cedok instead of a normal shower head🙃🇲🇾
Mandi ceduk lg rasa puas.
@@salinamdnoor603 yeap. Tak nampak cun kalau rumah renovate dengan tiles baru tetiba nampak bakul besar dengan cedok. Haha. Mandi kampung baru puas. Fresh time pagi🙃👍
@@edster8416 nk cun, beli tempayan mulut besar mcm Bali stail, nmpk klasik gitu.. 😅
@@salinamdnoor603 fuhh. Bagus jugak. Tapi kena cuci jugak. Best letak kat luar jugak . Haha. Tak pasal mandi luar pulak😂
@@edster8416 😂😂😂
This happened in my high school class
Whenever we have a visitor at the classroom door we always tell our teacher "Cikgu ada orang" (Teacher, got people)
One day one of our teachers were tired of us and told us to stop saying the word "orang" (person/people). She intended for us to say it properly like "Cikgu kami ada pelawat" (Teacher we have a visitor) or something like that.
But instead we say "Cikgu ada manusia" (Teacher, got human) next time someone comes knocking on our door.
And after we learned "every living thing including humans, animals and plants were all organisms" in Science class, sometimes we say "Cikgu ada organisma" 😅😅😂😂
Haahhahahaha.. that got me... I'm like rolling on the floor laughing .. relatable on the 'orang ' part 🤭🤭
LMAOO
when you asked your mom how much salt to use in cooking and she reply : agak agak je
Hahaha true2
from what i've seen, this is literally most of Asian moms.
they be like: "a bit. put a bit. i told u to put a bit, how much u put? don't understand ah?"
Cashier: ...boleh?
Customer : boleh.
Customer: boleh ke?
Cashier: boleh.
The first "boleh" is slightly pitched with a shorter duration of saying it
The second one is said in a deeper voice with longer duration of saying it
"Hah?!No water again ah!"
me: I CANT BELIVE I CAN RELATE-
Other state be like: hahahaha, not for me😝
even i as malaysia cant understand why malaysian doing this forever... foreigner confirm confuse!!
Hi malaysia
Hi Malaysia I'm China-
This is our traditions 🤣🤣🤣
@@nyeh663 yes.
you forgot the part where, Sabah and Sarawak have to pay additional fees for delivery and books hahaha
I felt bad for them-
@@OkamiKai6980 thank you 😭
@@unoreversecard2303 no need to thank me. But fr *I wanna speak to the manager-* (I'm not a Karen I promise)
Yeah ikr even if it's RM 0.20, *still-*
@@ThePuteri5552 Post Malaysia fee: RM 20 (random)
Sabah and Sarawak: RM 24.20-
Negara kita ni unik guys!
When we very angry We say...small small didn't die...big big trouble people😅
Semua scene boleh relate😂
“BOI BOI TAK SAYANG MAK”
That really got me xD
The "mummy i lose your tupperware..." is so true😂😂
The nervousness is the same level as waiting for your exam result😹😹🤧🤧
Because u don't know if you will live the next day🤧🤧🤧
This is true
The Kepci scene tho 🤣
I was shocked: i thought i was the only one who draws mountain, trees, a house(sometimes on stilts), and birds flying, when doing freestyle!!😂😂😂
The 'm' shaped birds tho 🤣
THE BURUNG MEKDI
XD XD that's what us non-artists draw when we were kids back then.
2:28 that drawing is so accurate, and whenever the teacher said that everyone draw exactly the same thing😂
*Instagram music isn't available in your region*
while on Spotify *this song isn't available in your country*
certain app on Playstore *this app isn't available in your region*
b r u h
Call of duty: *singapore server*
Me: *excuse me apa-*
@@suhandatanker bruh fr that happened to me too 😂😂😂
Right infront of mah hati?
Books on Kindle reader aren't available in your region
Fanfiction net isn't available
The art lesson part.. Omg. So accurate...
Even I,m INDIAN🇮🇳 (staying in INDIA), I can relate to some of them .....😂
I'm not Malaysian too but I think some of it r things that asian can relate😂😂😂
@@whatshouldisayifvaskmeforc5217 Yeah 😅😅...........BTW your name 😂😂
@@nikunjgoswami8653 army???😂
@@whatshouldisayifvaskmeforc5217 yup...
@@nikunjgoswami8653 bias??
I love how our Malaysian people are very funny and my friend and I keep say “MCO” for no school 🤣
Hahahahaha....its very true...only Malaysians knows....tau sama tau sudah laa..jangan cakap sama orang lain aaa..
if a malaysian can speak fluent english
"mat saleh"
"ooo dia speaking"
relatable?no?
just me then :^)
i have never heard this. maybe this is towards malays?
Relateable... that's how I spoke to myself in class, because nobody understand me and I talk faster than the light itself
I'm Korean, I livedmalaysia for 4years,i know what means already 😂😂😂
“Auntie, saya nak beli mee goreng ni, how much ah?”
“RM5 dan 50 sen sahaja...”
“RM berapa?”
“RM5!”
“Ohhhhhhh ok la Auntie...”
“Ada free delivery tak?”
“Tak ada”
“Ok saya tak beli”
😂
Relatable.
Have a nice day.
Thank you, you too
I like the last one, except Sabah and sarawak
*nods*
My mom, idk if anybody has this, but everytime when i laugh at something they'll say "oHhH u hAvE bF bF oReDyYyY, yOuNg² oReDy hAvE!"
Oh my god I can relate
I RELATE- 💀💀💀
This will happen when I started smiling
Tuppeware tu org cina pun sama jgk eh... Lol.. Malaysian kann
Sama lah. Sampai sekarang mak masih nak bebel pasal saya terlupa dan tertinggal air botol Tupperware dekat tempat awam. Ulangtahun 10 tahun, bukan sekadar calang2 main2 =.=
@@JoanKSX hahaha... Malay pun sama... Dlu sy ingt mak sya sja... 😂😂
@@captzack_haikal6493 Jgn lupa
kami eurasian pon same.
🤣🤣🤣 Asalkan ada 'DNA' Malaysian.
Hahahah tiba² recommended korang ni. Nice vid!
Part cust terima kasih cashier terima kasih tu really hits home..😌
That actually made my day somehow :) :)
relatable AF
As a non Malaysian leaving in Malaysia, I will say the 'Water disruption' part is on point.
"TUPPERWARE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU AH"
Lol that part make me laugh to death😂
True dude, in Indonesia too, maybe in the whole world Tupperware is more important than anything
Also Malaysia, predicts ETA n road distance with .. " hang pi terus, belok kiri pi terrruuussss, tu dia"
That childhood drawing is pretty accurate, just why every kids in class draw the same thing?
papa suka video ni 😁
Tupperware penuh satu almari, nak pakai bekas plastik, gi dapur amik bekas ais krim
Hahahaha... Ouch! Terasa plak ai! 😂😂😂
OMG betul2. Mak kalau bagi makanan kat saya, sanggup geledah almari cari bekas ais krim sedangkan Tupperware dia tersusun cantik ja kat rak. Lepas tu siap cakap, bekas tu tak payah bagi balik.
Free shiiiiipppiinggg :
"except Sabah and Sarawak"
Auchhh in my meow meow hearttt .
Relatable 🤣😂 losing the tupperware once almost did killed me n I learned my lesson that the tupperware is more valuable 😭
Tupperware mahal kot😂😂😂
2:28 yang ni memanh 200% terlebih betul😂😂😂 mesti ada rumah, bukit, sawah padi, matahari terbit LMAOOOO
Reminds me of ABCDE losing Asian Mum's Tupperware 😂
1:12 I did that everytime lol.
Lol
I love malaysia 🇲🇾❤️ !
Hello beautiful
I'm sorry for disturbing you
Can we be friends
Hahahahaxx so true....man I love Malaysia proud to be born in this country
Aku rasa tuppawere too..sejak mco tupapwere mak aku ..aku x bg2 lagi2 hahahhaha asal blik je tupeware
:One CHEEZY!
Me: Laugh for a minute🤣🤣🤣
That stupid auto-pay machine is so damn TRUE ~ lmao 😂 yep keep rejecting the RM 1 !!! 🤙🏻
For all the future mothers in Malaysia.. just know one day your child is gonna be at school and have an argument and you will be insulted somehow.
Tell us you're Malaysian without telling us you're Malaysian.
"And then oh, itu person oh-"
"Ape lu mao?"
"Aiya, cincailah"
"Walaue"
do you ever just change the language to Malay when paying for your Parking Ticket
Most Malaysian thing teenagers hate
*Son study*
Parent didnt noticed at all
*Son playing game*
Parent : You always playing game nonstop!
I'm Malaysian and these are so true 🤣😂
Way to tell you’re Malaysian in foreign country - Wearing birkenstock to wherever and whenever you can
Aiyo, I'm not Malaysian leh then. I rather wear flats one wor
Kid: Mommy, I don’t know how to do this homework-
Mom: ey you don’t know how to do leh?
Kid: Yes mo-
Mom: U DON’T KNOW YOUR HEAD, YOU STOOPID AH? DON’T WANT TO FOCUS?
Kid: But mommy, teacher never tell us how to-
Mom: SHUT UP LAH I NO NEED SEND YOU TO SCHOOL.
Kid: I-
2:55 Indonesians can relate 😂
free delivery only on west Malaysia should be good edy...
no need to say "except sabah and Sarawak' anymore la, to seller2 out there.. sarawakian/sabahan already understand and accepted that we are separated by sea... dont bad-mouth sarawak and sabah ha.. later they leave malaysia as an independent, who gonna give you petroleum?
this is obviously mean no harm arrr.. just a piece of mind
Betul..Penggunaan ayat tu betul cuma bagi kami sedikit jahat la🤧😹
@@officialphobia7755 sedih jugak tak dapat free postage.. btw aku sarawak haha
Aq masa kecik" pun sama.. Kesian asal ek camtu 😂..dah besar baru paham
saya rasa kan dorang sepatutnya tukar pengunaan perkataan tu kepada Semenanjung & Borneo Malaysia .
but... that's a correct sentence. no bad intention or badmouth pun. same like the statement 'pkp di seluruh Malaysia kecuali Sarawak' few weeks ago. it's just a basic & proper sentence. i think we don't have to be offended to something that is not offensive at all la kot
“... Malaysia, including Sabah and Sarawak.”
Huh?
XD
Me: Lost tupperware or waterbottle
My mom: Starts digging my grave
So relatable🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aku sorang je ker tiap kali exam math, aku jadi blurr. Aku selalu tanya kawan sebelah masa exam, biar dalam dewan pon. Aku tanya 'Wei wei, 1+3 berapa ek? Oh, 4.', 'wei wei, ni buat camne, ah baru ingat'.
This is also Bruneian citizens 💯 HAHAHA
appreciate the blooper. LOVEEE THISSS SM
Noiicee
Everything in the video is 100% true😂👌
I see Mia, I watch it la...
Simp
Good job! Pls do Part 2, part 3,.... got so much more le
Me: **ask what the is answer to an equation**
My friend: **tells the answer** KOT....
MISS GURL, PLEASE GIVE ME THE RIGHT ANSWER😭
Best la cerita tok!
Some of us speak a bit of English
I'm Malaysian anyways
When you say connect, it wasn't pronounce "kenet". It was pronounce "you know what"
"... except Sabah and Sarawak" LMFAO 😂