Alternative dialogue in H&H lounge if Paul had been there at the start of the scene: Howard "Sweet sherry Martin?" Martin "No thank you." Hilda "A lemon curd tartlet?" Martin "No thank you." Paul "Look Hilda, if Martin didn't want a sweet sherry, I'd very much doubt he'd want a lemon curd tartlet." Martin "Well done, Paul. That's good lateral thinking. For once I agree with you...Hilda, you should have known I didn't want a lemon curd tartlet!!" Howard "I'll thank you not to talk to my wife like that, Martin!"
I think I will have that lemon curd tartlet now please Hilda 😂
Martin, fastidious feet wiper, walks straight (not forgetting the phone) into the front room with his little wellies on!
"Well, it hurts".... 😂😂😂
Martin is actually right in this episode, the land belongs to everyone as a right of way,
i wish i could go and live in a hotel for a month.. 😂.. paul trying his luck there 🙈
I totally agree with Martin
'But we don't want to walk the footpath!'
'You do!'
'We don't!'
*'YOU DO!'*
This is what people become when they don’t have children 🤣
Alternative dialogue in H&H lounge if Paul had been there at the start of the scene:
Howard "Sweet sherry Martin?"
Martin "No thank you."
Hilda "A lemon curd tartlet?"
Martin "No thank you."
Paul "Look Hilda, if Martin didn't want a sweet sherry, I'd very much doubt he'd want a lemon curd tartlet."
Martin "Well done, Paul. That's good lateral thinking. For once I agree with you...Hilda, you should have known I didn't want a lemon curd tartlet!!"
Howard "I'll thank you not to talk to my wife like that, Martin!"
If Paul would have said he'd hardly want a Lemon curd tartlet - Martin would have had one just to make Paul incorrect
someone were you gone?????
This comedy is a pure example why politically correctness never ruined comedy its a load of bollocks as if you need fascism to make you laugh.