The Funniest Minecraft Video Ever

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  • čas přidán 31. 08. 2020
  • Today TommyInnit, Dream, Quackity and Tubbo have lots of fun on the Dream Team Minecraft Server. It was properly mental.
    STREAMING DAILY, LIVE ON DREAM'S SMP - / tommyinnit
    Edited by Tommy + BIG MAN EDITOR LARRY (@LarryTL )
    @dream @Tubbo @Quackity
    Follow my Twitter - @tommyinnit
    Follow my Instagram - @tommyinnitt
    Today Me, Dream, Quackity and Tubbo start a new faction in the Dream Team Minecraft Server. Although me and Dream have had our Minecraft War for the Music Discs, like in the video Dream is a Psychopath, today we put it all behind us to have lots of laughs and fun. It was so fun and pog champ.
    Not Minecraft, But Water Rises or Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speed run / speed runner of Minecraft against a killer / assassin but it is Dream and I starting a group! POG CHAMP!
  • Hry

Komentáře • 41K

  • @MidnightFoxx
    @MidnightFoxx Před 3 lety +3872

    "Dream is a pyschopath"
    "Mission kill dream"
    "The strike agaisnt dream"
    *"Dream is jesus"*

  • @adityabansriyar8252
    @adityabansriyar8252 Před 3 lety +7457

    Everyone: Dream must be so sad after the duel
    Dream: I am both God and the holy spi-

  • @stel2
    @stel2 Před měsícem +141

    Anyone else watching in 2024 and missing this era and disc duo so much?

  • @shelbysoneregret
    @shelbysoneregret Před rokem +565

    I love how Tommy goes from hesitant about offending anyone to just completely going along with it

  • @untitledgooose
    @untitledgooose Před 3 lety +6770

    The most out of context sentence ever:
    “DISCLAIMER: I am not Jesus.”

  • @ronk3353
    @ronk3353 Před 3 lety +3694

    Tommy: "I'm in it for the women."
    Also Tommy: "Just killed a woman, feeling good."
    (he's INNIT for the women ;))

  • @TotallyNotXel
    @TotallyNotXel Před rokem +685

    8:46
    Dream: ARE YOU PART OF THE RELIGION?! MOTHERINNIT!
    Got me WHEEEEEEZEEEE

    • @Howlor23
      @Howlor23 Před 10 měsíci +6

      I couldnt help myself at that point 🤣

    • @ThatGirlAurora
      @ThatGirlAurora Před 6 měsíci +3

      reminder!!

    • @JB-DJ
      @JB-DJ Před 5 měsíci

      TWITCH UR NECK TO GET TWITCH PRIME FOR FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jeypatel2520
    @jeypatel2520 Před 7 měsíci +75

    Rare footage of Dream being friends with Tommy and ACTUALLY having a good time with him.
    Edit: POG should stand for “Primes Of God”.

  • @vebjrndrefvelin4873
    @vebjrndrefvelin4873 Před 3 lety +5657

    Twitch Prime: *exists*
    Dream: «We could make a religion out of this»

  • @pesto1730
    @pesto1730 Před 3 lety +4400

    “My Minecraft if having issues”
    “My internet is having issues”
    “My life is having issues tubbo”

  • @Panimal
    @Panimal Před rokem +2923

    as a christian, this is hilarious

  • @atlasllm
    @atlasllm Před rokem +130

    the fact that dream's armor glows purple makes him being the god of twitch primes so much funnier

  • @Dragon-hu5ev
    @Dragon-hu5ev Před 3 lety +3895

    “My Minecraft’s having, like, issues.”
    “My internet’s having issues.”
    *”My life’s having issues Tubbo.”*
    Mood

  • @queenaunt4531
    @queenaunt4531 Před 3 lety +2860

    Dream while tired: accidentally creates a rip-off religion that's literally just christianity rehashed with weird minecraft people with 3 children while dying of laughter

  • @muffin_head
    @muffin_head Před měsícem +29

    I honestly miss this era so much😭 where everyone could js be carefree and laugh

  • @hollowkhai657
    @hollowkhai657 Před rokem +40

    Quackity: PRAY TO THE LORD!
    Tommy: THE LORD!
    Dream: Disclaimer: I am not Jesus
    Tubbo: what?

  • @raccoonstoons7112
    @raccoonstoons7112 Před 3 lety +8360

    Imagine going to church this Sunday and writing on the pray card “I’m switching to the prime church religion wish me luck...pogchamp”

  • @interselectingmelody
    @interselectingmelody Před 3 lety +3067

    "ARE YOU PART OF THE RELIGION?!"
    "MOTHERINNIT!!!!"

  • @PurpleTsunami21
    @PurpleTsunami21 Před rokem +42

    This was the first Tommyinnit video I watched on October 22nd 2021, and I rewatched it today only to be hit with a ton of nostalgia and laughter. So much has happened in my personal life and I’m sure even more has happened in his. No matter what happens, I’ll always remember that blonde British boy I used to watch, and of course, Technoblade never dies as long as he lives in our hearts.❤

  • @xTommyTNTx
    @xTommyTNTx Před rokem +25

    This was the first ever dsmp related video I ever watched. I was in a really rough place. My friends all left and turned on me, I was dealing with a breakup, I was dealing with rumors being spread about me etc. i went on my school chrome and watched some CZcams. It popped up in my recommended as my tears seemed endless. I clicked it to see what it was about and then the loud, joyful voice of dream hit followed by the laughter of Tommy. It felt like someone was excited to talk to me despite it not being a person I knew or was even really talking to. I watched the entire video and started watching more dsmp. I’ve never gone back since and I have no regrets. Thank you for the memories and the happiness you brought me. I will never forget you or this video king ❤

  • @patchling9034
    @patchling9034 Před 3 lety +4807

    “ARE YOU PART OF THE RELIGION? MOTHER INNIT” -Dream 2020

  • @ricefrog8837
    @ricefrog8837 Před 3 lety +8553

    *This video takes the term “Christian Minecraft Server” to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL*

    • @Angelsmilktea
      @Angelsmilktea Před 3 lety +129

      Instead of christian Minecraft sever a pog minecraft sever

    • @meckam
      @meckam Před 3 lety +45

      people of god's minecraft server

    • @Angelsmilktea
      @Angelsmilktea Před 3 lety +9

      meckam yes

    • @fluffyjello
      @fluffyjello Před 3 lety +15

      Dream SMP is renamed the Dreamstian Minecraft Server.

    • @monke9114
      @monke9114 Před 3 lety +4

      LMAO YES

  • @justlivinglife5609
    @justlivinglife5609 Před 2 měsíci +22

    I miss these days of the Dream SMP

  • @Chaosisunderrated
    @Chaosisunderrated Před měsícem +9

    Revisiting this video after 3 years is so nostalgic! Love ya Toms!

  • @DannyTheTwerp
    @DannyTheTwerp Před 2 lety +7389

    Dream in canon: *A narcissistic psychopath*
    Dream in general: *Funni*

  • @nonexistent4270
    @nonexistent4270 Před 3 lety +16047

    Dream and Tubbo: *wheezing and laughing*
    Tommy: *panicked, knowing full well the terrors of cancel culture*

    • @krabsisdaddy447
      @krabsisdaddy447 Před 3 lety +861

      I really feel like Tommy is gonna get his fair share of cancel culture one day. Whenever he gets bigger someone is gonna bring up a time where he was offensive... which is often. But we love Tommy for it.

    • @mr.dinosuar7333
      @mr.dinosuar7333 Před 3 lety +322

      @@krabsisdaddy447 if he doesnt change we the fans will back him up

    • @krabsisdaddy447
      @krabsisdaddy447 Před 3 lety +433

      @@mr.dinosuar7333 exactly. I think us tommyinit fans are very loyal to him for some strange reason. I have no doubt that half of us would spend hours fighting 14 yr old girls on twitter.

    • @ashlyn2943
      @ashlyn2943 Před 3 lety +252

      Peyton Hall I would gladly spend hours fighting 14 year olds on twitter for tommy. anything for tomathy.

    • @am3thysts
      @am3thysts Před 3 lety +267

      They don’t have to worry too much cause us Christians find this hilarious. They only have to worry about the “woke” that step in and get offended for everyone.

  • @lizarch5688
    @lizarch5688 Před 10 měsíci +32

    this will forever be my favorite tommyinnit video it never gets old

  • @exoticluke99
    @exoticluke99 Před rokem +18

    Knowing his face now made this 10 times better bro 😂

  • @unfair3
    @unfair3 Před 3 lety +5497

    Imagine being Tommy’s mom and Just hearing a 21 year old man yell ARE YOU IN THE RELIGION MOTHERINNIT

    • @te4458
      @te4458 Před 3 lety +29

      Tommy is 16

    • @angeljose8591
      @angeljose8591 Před 3 lety +222

      @@te4458 dream was the one that screamed that and he is 21

    • @doggeenayter
      @doggeenayter Před 3 lety +30

      PeasantTeagan dreams 21

    • @doggeenayter
      @doggeenayter Před 3 lety +38

      MOTHERINNIT

    • @Nya.0.
      @Nya.0. Před 3 lety +20

      I wanted George to be in the religion lol

  • @ram-ria9815
    @ram-ria9815 Před 3 lety +2440

    "so youre god *and* jesus?" "yes. and the holy spirit"
    its the unholy trinity

  • @fannyfunke1360
    @fannyfunke1360 Před rokem +25

    18 minutes of pure comedy with our favorite CZcamsr - it‘s perfect!

    • @Mrboi724
      @Mrboi724 Před 8 měsíci

      18 minutes of your favourite youtuber being offensive

    • @MorbiusBlueBalls
      @MorbiusBlueBalls Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@Mrboi724cry about it

  • @SheWas18InDogYears.
    @SheWas18InDogYears. Před rokem +16

    Now knowing dreams face makes it so much funnier. Because I am trying to figure what he is looking like right now.

  • @emolix_
    @emolix_ Před 3 lety +2274

    "ARE YOU PART OF THE RELIGION?"
    *"MOTHERINNIT."*
    my life just became complete lmaooo thats the funniest shit ever

    • @leilamarte3345
      @leilamarte3345 Před 3 lety +25

      MOTHERINNT SPEAK

    • @jotarokujo8990
      @jotarokujo8990 Před 3 lety +18

      M O T H E R I N N I T !

    • @hwlrr
      @hwlrr Před 3 lety

      what is "lmao" like? if your whole life is like it

    • @emolix_
      @emolix_ Před 3 lety

      @Follow me at xd C4Cayden on tik tok ayeeeeee

    • @nomikaye4105
      @nomikaye4105 Před 3 lety +1

      Am I the only one who is disappointed that this wasnt MOMMYINNIT? XD

  • @technoyams2212
    @technoyams2212 Před 3 lety +3593

    Alternate title:
    "18 minutes of Tommy and Dream blaspheming and creating a sub cult."

  • @Nitrunner_
    @Nitrunner_ Před 6 měsíci +11

    Dream is the kind of guy to see twitch prime and ask "is anyone gonna make a religion out of that" and not wai for an answer

  • @heatherodowd
    @heatherodowd Před rokem +28

    i still love this video to this day

    • @karlhillman4596
      @karlhillman4596 Před rokem

      You're not alone my friend this is my comfort video

  • @spaced-out3707
    @spaced-out3707 Před 3 lety +5490

    Dream left the game
    Dream: “my Minecraft is having issues”
    Tubbo: “my internet is having issues”
    Tommy: “my life is having issues”

    • @afiazahra2334
      @afiazahra2334 Před 3 lety +56

      2:36 - 2:41

    • @Sophie-PVTT
      @Sophie-PVTT Před 3 lety +15

      Oof-

    • @_meekio4844
      @_meekio4844 Před 3 lety +13

      Yep that's what they said...

    • @irenax7775
      @irenax7775 Před 3 lety +28

      BUT JUST USE YOUR FREE MONEY TO CURE WORLD DEPRESSION

    • @oliviajaggerxo
      @oliviajaggerxo Před 3 lety +5

      Tommy: "My life is having issues" - That's legit me now that I can't do my exams because they've been cancelled due to COVID...! 😢😢😢

  • @ceoofheinz6171
    @ceoofheinz6171 Před 3 lety +5988

    “Father forgive me for I have sinned”
    “Speak to me child”
    “I did a weed”
    “L”

  • @rylee_smiley
    @rylee_smiley Před 3 měsíci +13

    I miss this so much lmao it was iconic

    • @xazzx
      @xazzx Před 3 měsíci

      samee

  • @zuzu3279
    @zuzu3279 Před 2 měsíci +13

    2024 and I still find this the funniest video I ever seen. Also I miss the good old days of dream smp

    • @wiley884
      @wiley884 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Agreed

    • @R34L.NUK3S
      @R34L.NUK3S Před 2 měsíci +2

      I have watched this for the 18th time cuz its so funny lmao

  • @clickeggorubad7410
    @clickeggorubad7410 Před 3 lety +2319

    Dream: makes this religion as a joke
    His viewers: *hey, we can make a religion out of this*

  • @salimalir
    @salimalir Před 3 lety +2094

    "My minecrafts having issues."
    "My internets having issues."
    "Yes, well my lifes having issues, tubbo."
    😂

  • @reyfun7869
    @reyfun7869 Před 11 měsíci +21

    The amount of times I've watched his video is definetly not unhealthy haha, yeah
    Still to this day this is one of my fav videos, it can always make me laugh

  • @Danielle38433
    @Danielle38433 Před měsícem +12

    I wish I could watch this for the first time again 😭😭

  • @shrek5973
    @shrek5973 Před 3 lety +4458

    Alternate title:
    "a green florida man disguised as jesus and a child make money for saying twitch prime”

  • @goldenstar613
    @goldenstar613 Před 3 lety +1691

    Tommy: You’re the ensemble.
    Tubbo: yayyyyy
    Also Tubbo: whats an ensemble?

    • @Jr21montoya
      @Jr21montoya Před 3 lety +3

      What is an ensemble?

    • @punza847
      @punza847 Před 3 lety +1

      What’s and ensemble

    • @punza847
      @punza847 Před 3 lety +2

      My grammer lol

    • @Jr21montoya
      @Jr21montoya Před 3 lety +3

      @Nick does Quad drumming so ppl that come to your door on Christmas and sing a song

    • @marvelx551
      @marvelx551 Před 3 lety

      600

  • @iamanidiot6170
    @iamanidiot6170 Před 9 měsíci +6

    5:05 dream says tubbo is mary and that dream himself is jesus
    TUBBO IS DREAM'S MOM

  • @szymonolszewik1531
    @szymonolszewik1531 Před rokem +8

    That really left me speechless. I just sat in front of my computer for 2 more minutes after the video lol. Please do more content like this!

  • @bodie634
    @bodie634 Před 3 lety +1715

    Dream sounds like mrbeast talking about honey! "ITS FREE MONEY"

    • @karlydorris2215
      @karlydorris2215 Před 3 lety +4

      Bahahahaha that what I was thinking

    • @pop6039
      @pop6039 Před 3 lety +2

      L.M.A.O

    • @jeremybeans7364
      @jeremybeans7364 Před 3 lety +5

      Mr beast rubbed off on dream

    • @jamezyeu4015
      @jamezyeu4015 Před 3 lety

      GUYS I FOUDN DREAMS SECRET CHANNEL IT HAS FACE IN IT OMDGGG
      czcams.com/video/9IQ7zgms20M/video.html TAHTD YHE LINK

    • @TheMr_164
      @TheMr_164 Před 3 lety +11

      @@jamezyeu4015 No its clearly not, and i clicked it so you dont have too, its one notjamezy's fortnite videos -_-

  • @shardul5578
    @shardul5578 Před 3 lety +4630

    Dream: "Father forgive me I have sinned."
    Father: "L in your chat"

  • @VisionaryForge_
    @VisionaryForge_ Před rokem +17

    This is still one of my favorite video of Tommys. Never fails to make me laugh. I made the attempt of drinking water at one point; not recomended 😂

    • @Vx_baboon
      @Vx_baboon Před 9 měsíci

      i attempted to drinking milk while reading this, not recomended

  • @alrightatgames
    @alrightatgames Před rokem +11

    I have never related to Dream more than when he is talking about how much he needs and loves money.

  • @mae5560
    @mae5560 Před 3 lety +1552

    “my minecrafts having issues”
    “my internet is having issues”
    ‘well my *life is having issues Tubbo* ‘
    now THAT IS A MOOD IF I EVER DID SEE ONE

    • @randomanimals3422
      @randomanimals3422 Před 3 lety +9

      Tubbo
      Dream
      Tommy

    • @boop8584
      @boop8584 Před 3 lety +1

      Time stamp?

    • @robwiethoffsbiggestfan3106
      @robwiethoffsbiggestfan3106 Před 3 lety +2

      dude you stole my name 👁️👄👁️

    • @goldenfoxy2604
      @goldenfoxy2604 Před 3 lety +1

      But we can fix that by GENERATING FREE MONEY, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK "SUBSCRIBE" AND THEN IT'LL SAY "TWITCH PRIME"

    • @Flamefoxphoenix
      @Flamefoxphoenix Před 3 lety

      Generic Gamer dude stop I keep seeing you everywhere in Tommy’s video comments just stop

  • @avamae6505
    @avamae6505 Před 3 lety +3177

    Tubbo: “so you’re god
    and you’re a president
    and you have a religion?”
    Dream: *y e t h*

    • @mxttyisvxntage3403
      @mxttyisvxntage3403 Před 3 lety +3

      Time stamp?

    • @avamae6505
      @avamae6505 Před 3 lety +3

      @@mxttyisvxntage3403 9:08

    • @BenBoyP
      @BenBoyP Před 3 lety +1

      Lol

    • @twig5730
      @twig5730 Před 2 lety +7

      *”according to god statistics only 50% of you are going to heaven”*
      *-dream*

    • @avamae6505
      @avamae6505 Před 2 lety +2

      @@twig5730 I mean if dream THE god said so 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @Hsl-em6cz
    @Hsl-em6cz Před 12 dny +2

    3 years later and I’m still rewatching this

  • @arsonchild47
    @arsonchild47 Před rokem +8

    I think this is the first video I’ve ever watched of the dream smp- my friend showed it to me a year ago at a sleepover, but I didn’t rediscover the dream smp until a couple of months ago. Just thought that was cool!

  • @san8350
    @san8350 Před 3 lety +2476

    Brooo, imagine dying and then going to heaven and then God being like "This u?" And then he pulls out from his pocket a screenshot of you dying in Minecraft.

    • @Apollo52_
      @Apollo52_ Před 3 lety +107

      retaliate by pulling out a picture of dream dying to technoblade in the duel and say "this u?"

    • @san8350
      @san8350 Před 3 lety +22

      @@Apollo52_ that's what I was thinking haha

    • @Bynn.h
      @Bynn.h Před 3 lety +21

      It’s nearly two am and I’m having the hardest time not wheezing and waking up the entire house at this comment.

    • @selinkosebay2555
      @selinkosebay2555 Před 3 lety +6

      Memento Mori

    • @san8350
      @san8350 Před 3 lety +4

      @@selinkosebay2555 Unus annus

  • @grayderulo2855
    @grayderulo2855 Před 2 lety +5300

    When dream said "Disclaimer: I am not Jesus" I nearly threw up from laughter.

  • @yesihavearrived3302
    @yesihavearrived3302 Před rokem +6

    This is literaly my comfort video

  • @thesaltysnail1943
    @thesaltysnail1943 Před rokem +8

    This was before he had a million. Now a year or two later he has 11 million. Insane.

  • @whoid6077
    @whoid6077 Před 3 lety +3462

    "Father forgive me i have sinned"
    "L"
    I LAUGHED SO HARD TO THAT I LITERALLY HAVE A STOMACHACHE NOW LMFAOOOO
    Edit: I'm good now the stomachache only lasted few minutes

  • @kirstenkao2279
    @kirstenkao2279 Před 3 lety +2090

    Friend:”What’s your religion?”
    Me:”... It’s complicated”

    • @metalbaby5223
      @metalbaby5223 Před 3 lety +7

      Omg- XD

    • @hosoooblivion6914
      @hosoooblivion6914 Před 3 lety +36

      No reason not to. Some people worship a flying spaghetti monster. So a blob can't be all that different.

    • @AbhijayAgarwal
      @AbhijayAgarwal Před 3 lety +16

      @@hosoooblivion6914 Oh yeah, Church of the flying spaghetti monster,innit?

    • @ego_jin
      @ego_jin Před 3 lety +4

      when will they build the church

    • @syd1457
      @syd1457 Před 3 lety +2

      NO PLEASE CAUSE I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN GOD SO I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND

  • @WashingtonArchive
    @WashingtonArchive Před rokem +48

    7:19 That aged well

    • @ConfusedCraft
      @ConfusedCraft Před rokem +3

      Lmao

    • @fitquefunlie9848
      @fitquefunlie9848 Před rokem

      How so?

    • @coolpaint183
      @coolpaint183 Před rokem +1

      now go off in the comments, sire

    • @fitquefunlie9848
      @fitquefunlie9848 Před rokem

      @@coolpaint183 what?

    • @coolpaint183
      @coolpaint183 Před rokem

      @@fitquefunlie9848 i was talking to the original commenter in this section, quackity said they'd probably show up in the feeds of a Russian guy and have them go off in the comment section about how they're offended, so in order to carry the joke forward i asked the Russian commenter to go off..

  • @Boredom102
    @Boredom102 Před 5 měsíci +6

    This video is still a vibe even years later 😂

  • @tomcartwright_7
    @tomcartwright_7 Před 3 lety +2380

    "Now you may sign the divorce papers"
    *the divorce papers*
    "F"

  • @Ender-zx8uz
    @Ender-zx8uz Před 3 lety +1694

    Alternate title: 3 minecraft streamers discuss modern impressions of religion and faith in a deity.

  • @alobstergaming2940
    @alobstergaming2940 Před 7 měsíci +3

    “Disclaimer I am not Jesus”
    Well there goes my whole belief system

  • @Vai-Taylors-Version
    @Vai-Taylors-Version Před měsícem +7

    I will sell a lock of my hair to watch this for the first time again 😭

  • @tutugry3105
    @tutugry3105 Před 3 lety +514

    Tommy talking about dream:
    "He turns himself into jesus. Funniest shit i ever seen"

  • @xcoserr
    @xcoserr Před 3 lety +937

    hearing dream yell “MOTHERINNIT” is the best thing ever

    • @raynardrapael5559
      @raynardrapael5559 Před 3 lety +11

      @KMFDM LOL COMMENTS HAS MORE LIKE THAN THE VID

    • @groovygoatgecko
      @groovygoatgecko Před 3 lety +11

      @KMFDM then why are you watching a minecraft video?

    • @thegreatuncreativename58
      @thegreatuncreativename58 Před 3 lety +8

      @KMFDM then why commenting on a minecraft video

    • @justadog8011
      @justadog8011 Před 3 lety +9

      KMFDM You are a little baby.
      *lIkE mY CoMmEnT tO aGrEe*

    • @derpypixel4951
      @derpypixel4951 Před 3 lety +3

      KMFDM I don’t play Minecraft anymore, but seriously. What are you trying to accomplish? Going on random Minecraft videos, spamming “minecraft is for babies” then posting the link? What are you contributing? Stop being edgy, kid.

  • @KatiesTeaCup
    @KatiesTeaCup Před 6 měsíci +6

    "I wish we could turn back time, to the good old days"

  • @travanforbes8989
    @travanforbes8989 Před rokem +11

    I'm a Christian, and still wheeze to this video to this very day.

  • @sophiayoung1095
    @sophiayoung1095 Před 3 lety +4924

    “Disclaimer: I am not Jesus.”
    -Dream
    Edit: thank you so much for all the likes omg-

  • @zyri1191
    @zyri1191 Před 3 lety +621

    how dream laughs:
    1. the chuckle
    2.the cant't stop himself
    3.the wheeze thats lasts for at least 10 minutes
    how tommy laughs:
    laughs like he's high on drugs

    • @raymond9479
      @raymond9479 Před 3 lety +10

      Welcome to CZcams theory where we record and anylize every youtuber

    • @mewingmanda
      @mewingmanda Před 3 lety +5

      B A H H A H A

    • @LiL.L1ghtmare
      @LiL.L1ghtmare Před 3 lety +2

      Trueee

    • @maxbaysinger4182
      @maxbaysinger4182 Před 3 lety +4

      no he laughs like all of his friends are making fun of him and hes doing the sarcastic laugh that quickly follows by a blank stare

    • @zyri1191
      @zyri1191 Před 3 lety +2

      @@maxbaysinger4182 ok fine maybe that's a bit more acurate lol

  • @darrinmaidlow6262
    @darrinmaidlow6262 Před rokem +5

    Dream saying he was god that was just too funny😂🤣

  • @zentiqal3290
    @zentiqal3290 Před rokem +7

    No one:
    Me, a christian who goes to church each week: *dies in laughter*

  • @mczman123
    @mczman123 Před 3 lety +2837

    People: Whats your religion?
    Me: Its complicated..

  • @nickmahyr870
    @nickmahyr870 Před 3 lety +3327

    “Surely this is offensive to someone.” Me, a Christian: Nope, not really Tommy.

    • @wackywings2706
      @wackywings2706 Před 3 lety +50

      Amen.

    • @catie6520
      @catie6520 Před 3 lety +121

      @@wackywings2706 pogchamp*

    • @eyeofender3219
      @eyeofender3219 Před 3 lety +50

      @@catie6520 ✨🙏✨ Pogchamp ✨🙏✨

    • @isanahely3103
      @isanahely3103 Před 3 lety +58

      Me a Catholic: my mom would freak if she heard this but it's not offensive to me 🤣

    • @cjuldiz
      @cjuldiz Před 3 lety +16

      No, Tommy
      Pogchamp

  • @curtanolitadeleon-janke809

    2 years later and I’m still dying from laughter 😂

  • @charliealexes5119
    @charliealexes5119 Před 7 měsíci +3

    someone count how many times dream said twitch prime in this singular video

  • @DarksaberDC
    @DarksaberDC Před 3 lety +8486

    Imagine if Dream was in a church:
    “According to God’s statistics, only a small percentage of people are actually going to heaven. So if you ending up liking this church mass, consider getting Twitch Prime. It’s free and you can always change your mind.”

  • @rub4006
    @rub4006 Před 3 lety +3238

    “My internet is having issues”
    Tommy- “my life is having issues”.

  • @IamMonkez
    @IamMonkez Před rokem +4

    Dream: Don’t give your armor or tools to anyone
    1 hour later Dream: GIVE ME YOUR ARMOR OR YOUR DEAD!

  • @mariosnako
    @mariosnako Před 8 měsíci +3

    0:43 Tommy:i dont care about making money
    Also *Tommy* asking to subscibe so he makes money

  • @rylealvarez5114
    @rylealvarez5114 Před 3 lety +6553

    So apparently Dream is a god, has a religion, and is running for president all before we know his face.

    • @_shadow_1545
      @_shadow_1545 Před 3 lety +127

      Least we can we say "We were here he is GODD"

    • @blooop3126
      @blooop3126 Před 3 lety +168

      We don’t need to see his face, he is god. He’s too powerful to see.

    • @_shadow_1545
      @_shadow_1545 Před 3 lety +49

      @@blooop3126 Hes too powerful a God like that shant be seen

    • @EraTheShrimp
      @EraTheShrimp Před 3 lety +26

      Well we dont know gods face...

    • @alecchavez82
      @alecchavez82 Před 3 lety +14

      dream 2020

  • @elleapostrophe448
    @elleapostrophe448 Před 2 lety +3675

    “I’m sorry, son, I’m disowning you.”
    “Why?”
    “You have sinned.”
    “Mother, what have I done?!”
    “You’ll be going to Tier One soon, my son.”
    “What have I done to deserve Tier One?”
    “You didn’t end the prayer with ‘Pogchamp’, you can’t stay here.”
    “It was a mistake, mother I swear it!”
    “You are not a true POG, now admit to your sins. Say why youre being disowned.”
    “I-I forgot to end the dinner prayer with ‘Pogchamp’ mother…”
    “L”

  • @peyton737
    @peyton737 Před rokem +5

    i’m rewatching this on easter

  • @supbroski3202
    @supbroski3202 Před rokem +5

    I don't even care how many times I've seen this video since it came out 2 years ago, it never fails to make me laugh out loud

  • @clarppink
    @clarppink Před 3 lety +20932

    “we had a war.”
    a few vids later
    “we made a religion.”

    • @kumipallo617
      @kumipallo617 Před 3 lety +719

      next video
      "we had a religious war"

    • @kristinlouise5491
      @kristinlouise5491 Před 3 lety +79

      These comments are underrated 🤣😭😭

    • @itsyaboisunny5072
      @itsyaboisunny5072 Před 3 lety +76

      Next week:
      We had ultimate survival war

    • @trenchcoatdoggo5185
      @trenchcoatdoggo5185 Před 3 lety +56

      @@kumipallo617 Let this be the beginning of the Dream SMP crusades. Where they will all dawn crusader armor, and fight to retake the holy land.

    • @rodzjunk7141
      @rodzjunk7141 Před 3 lety +17

      Just like the Philippines and the Spanish.

  • @stwt4742
    @stwt4742 Před 3 lety +4486

    Friend: What’s your religion?
    Me: It’s complicated
    Edit: For everyone replying with “church prime” or something similar let me explain. Right now we are on the *internet* a place where introverted people come to hide from the real world. Introverts don’t really like social interaction (it’s kinda their thing). I am also an introvert hence me being on the internet. I will *never* go up to my less nerdy friends and say that I believe in “church prime”. Can you comprehend how cringe and awkward that sounds?? No thanks.

    • @nowhatrice8568
      @nowhatrice8568 Před 3 lety +51

      Can't wait to explain it when I see 'em again..

    • @Nathansomething
      @Nathansomething Před 3 lety +17

      Not really
      I'm in dreams one

    • @stwt4742
      @stwt4742 Před 3 lety +13

      Vinz Calaguas Well yeah, my friends don’t know about dream and having to explain everything would take too long

    • @ebux9885
      @ebux9885 Před 3 lety +8

      //Strawberry Tea\\ church prime

    • @midnightdevilspy
      @midnightdevilspy Před 3 lety +9

      Im now a mix of Christianity and Church Prime XD

  • @_rand0mroses_
    @_rand0mroses_ Před 7 měsíci +2

    Can’t believe it’s been 3 years since this amazing video came out 😭❤️

  • @awesamask7797
    @awesamask7797 Před 5 měsíci +6

    god I miss this era so much

  • @mikahrilynn1868
    @mikahrilynn1868 Před 3 lety +690

    why does dream have like a special voice when saying “disclaimer, i am not jesus....” it sounds like the “in this video we coded it so that...”

  • @prime6160
    @prime6160 Před 3 lety +2560

    “I don’t care about money” says; makes more money than both his parents combined at the age of 16

    • @LebronShaqthe2nd
      @LebronShaqthe2nd Před 3 lety +111

      Yh that's just benefits of being a streamer that's his viewers choice to donate he does streaming cuz that's wat he likes

    • @droozy7974
      @droozy7974 Před 3 lety +67

      he doesn't have to care about money lmao he can retire at like twenty haha

    • @HuwMadd
      @HuwMadd Před 3 lety +25

      dosen't he make like 25k a month from subs?

    • @droozy7974
      @droozy7974 Před 3 lety +17

      He’s making like 800k a year

    • @frnnzy_
      @frnnzy_ Před 3 lety +10

      No, I don’t think he does, CZcams doesn’t make much, especially in this *pandemic*

  • @s0livagant_
    @s0livagant_ Před 3 měsíci +3

    7:54
    15:21 oh god, thats just the XD voice without reverb, WE'VE STARTED IT

  • @alexkps3325
    @alexkps3325 Před rokem +4

    Rewatching old vids of the dsmp the day it ended because I am really bad at goodbye js my mood rn 😗

  • @nukiszn
    @nukiszn Před 2 lety +2985

    ghostbur: gets sent to limbo in wilbur's place with tears burning his face
    wilbur: " L "

  • @epicboxx3838
    @epicboxx3838 Před 3 lety +5381

    As a Christian I find this hilarious. Just a bunch of people turning twitch prime into a religion somehow.

  • @wh3reammi
    @wh3reammi Před rokem +2

    i love how half way through tommy tries to shut it down then gives up after dream and quackity continue lmao

  • @Kookie-gk1mc
    @Kookie-gk1mc Před 2 dny +2

    this video never gets old LOL