dream and technoblade FUNNIEST 12 minutes EVER
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- dream and technoblade FUNNIEST 12 minutes EVER , this was very funny and fun to edit.
dream:
/ dream
/ dreamwastaken
technoblade:
/ technoblade
tommyinnit:
/ tommyinnit
/ tommyinnit
Some of the clips are from SpaceCroissant because they were deleted from twitch.
This is totally under dream and technoblade permission , he said that these type of videos are helping his channel grow and he is totally fine with them making money out of his edited clips by the creator (this is an edited subtitled clip) , He has no problem with the video being monetized , the thumbnail is made by me and all the credit are given to the creator and used under his permission .
I do not own any of the clips used on this video , and its considered as a compilation , all the creators mentioned are in this video are linked up . - Hry
Scientists: You need at least 8 hours of sleep everyday
Technoblade: I don’t need sleep, I need POTATOES
What makes this better is that he doesn’t even need real potatoes, he just needs a minecraft food
@@Rain-zh6lb lol
Me laughs with depression, stress and 4 hours a night.
@@Rain-zh6lb he really just wanted hot potato books in the beginning,.... then he found a new motivation.
revolution waits for no man
"Do you have any talent?"
*speedrunning click click noises intensifies*
We asians, have the same talent, but...
*louder*
Me and my childhood mate used to get each others attention by clicking so loud that it crosses 2blocks, whenever i see him i woulda click louder than the ugandan knuckles army
@@melchorvds XD
@@ichi5921 btw im asian so plus 100decibels on every asian noise thingy i do
I am the 499th like
To whoever gets the 500th,
I would like to say,
I am a door
This could easily be renamed “Dream and Technoblade bullying TommyInnit for 12 minutes”
yeah
So true xD.
Tommyinnit is such an annoying prat.
9:20 I don’t know what is funnier. George being stupid or dream’s laugh
Lol
Both for sure
Technoblade: Starts speaking Spanish
Tommyinnit: forever scared of technoblade
When was the last time you heard a pig scream Spanish at you.
"Where is the l i b r a r y"
*O H N O W H E R E I S T H E L I B R A R Y*
donde esta la biblioteca
Donde carajos esta la biblioteca
"you haven't logged off for 14 hours to farm potatoes?!?"
*Me a factions player that hasn't closed Minecraft for 2 weeks straight*
He need the P O T A T O E S
same xd, me for 2 months tho (no joke see my gay channel if need proof)
@@C0lumbus plus the 10+ alts on auto reconnect xD
@@ethanYT_1219 ew alts, needed for /f power but i dont support that method, just claim 1 chunk and keep all shitt in enderchest
Skeppy be like
Gigglely mode on
3:37 " I have to deal with this on a daily basis" ....He sounded just like techno 😂😂😂
9:34 Dream really just said angry enderman screech
'I have fun.'
'I dropped out of college for this.'
techno always sounds so dead inside.
But...but technoblade never die
@@backan7404 Physically
@@Damned-Soul-Sundea i was making a joke
As a person who's literally just dropped out of college, I can only say: same.
First it makes you feel dead inside from being in it, and then you drop out full speed and splatter on the ground, while also having to somehow continuously sustain your miserable existence on the physical level. It's great.
@@jaderush4141 oh well, I'm glad about you sir, thank you for this information.
Dream: When the world needed him most he vanished.
*Breaks stick and is immediately plunged into the earth*
*3:07 for anyone who wants to skip to it! :)
I NEED THE STICKS
@@loogikid934 😂😂
Top 10 most tragic anime deaths
Which video is that frommmmm
Its from the same video
“U got a girlfriend”
Techno: “usually- *no im very alone* - usually my sleep schedule gets destroyed...”
2:57
"I need the sticks" Dream said calmly
“I can click very loud”
Me: dang dream you need to go on America’s got talent
Yes huge talent
Hello egg brother
HE JUST NEEDS A SAD BACK STORY
CCCLLLLLLIIIIICCKCKKCKKKK
I legit thought that he just clapped lol
1:11 "You got a girlfriend or something"
"No I'm very alone 😐"
Bro I'm dying rn
The way he said it so casually and moved on so quickly made it so much funnier
same
Same
8:20 i set techno's scream to my alarm. I havent slept through it since. But not from this video, i just clipped it from the original
8:25 R.I.P. Headphone users-
Tommy: I could kill you right now.
Techno: [puts on armor in silence]
Tommy: hahah _i was joking_ hahah *what do you want take anything you want from me please don't hurt me*
Tommy: I could kill you right now
Techno: are you sure about that?
You 2 somehow made the clip less funny
@@l0rdbnne795 DAMN
@@l0rdbnne795 Holy shit you fucking killed them dude
@@l0rdbnne795 that was unnecessary
3:13 "...he vanished."
Also Dream: *vanishes*
Even funnier is how he paused so he could try to live just like the avatar put himself in ice so he could live.
The minecraft world was like "here- lemme help you with this"
he was won of the avatars
Hahahahaha i think he's the avatar
7:05 "fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me"
*Technoblade and Wilbur having a serious conversation*
Technoblade: "Oh Dog-"
Relatable
“He vanished”
Dream: Vanishing into the sand
“He’s the avatar”
yea dream the avatar, he prob the one after kora
I love how technoblade just screams in Spanish before killing Tommy in bed wars
Ikr
Also can someone translate what Technoblade said 😅
@@ammy2129 oh crap, where is the library
Thats what he said xd
There's a girl at my school that can recite that spanish sentence perfectly. It breaks my mind thinking about whether she memorised it on purpose or she watched that clip that many times. When she did so, I was like "oh! Wheres the library!" And shes looked at me like I just said her mom's credit card number
DUCKY :)
@@user-garnet tell her to said this "Noooooooo amigo no encontre la maldita bibliotecaaaaaaa"
3:19 the avatar really did vanish XD
3:44
Dream : "George just texted me, it said 'im washing my butt rn' WHAT ?"
Great, that's an image that gonna be stuck in my head for a while
Thanks Dream, very cool
“It’s like the us school System-“
69 likes i aint ruining tat
@@ManmathBiradar some people ruined it
Let’s make it 420
*I mean he’s not wrong* 👀
Damn, im pretty sure I heard that somewhere...
Can we just point out that at 1:38 Techno put his armor on to the beat
OMG HE DID
And he turns his head at the longer note after that too
You mean it synced?
1:36
1:35
11:43 i just realised that synced with the music really well
9:15 is low key one of my favourite clips of dream... ever
0:43 for anyone wondering, he said “where is the library”
Oh thank you!
I already know wwhathe said i serched it on ggogle i saw tha cclip MONTHS AGO ssrry for the wrong sspellinmah phone ffuckinlaggy
@@nenengacosta4437 I- due your speaking in echo. I gave no fuckibg clue how you have unlocked this power.
“OH DANG WHERE IS THE LIBRARY” is what he said :D
Neneng Acosta iv’e never laughed so hard at someones phone being that bad
"Ay Caramba Donde Esta La Bibloteca!"
"Technoblade NEVA DIES"
"Blood for the blood god"
"The second worst thing to happen to those orphans"
"Would I got to hell if I farmed potatoes instead of picking up my dad's medicine"
"If you wish to defeat me, train for another 100 years"
"We win theeeeeese!!!"
"I'm going to get a drink one sec"
"Not even close"
"{Insert 100 quotes here}" - Sun Tzu, the Art of War
Its actually
"If you wish to defeat me,train for another [number of wins]*100 years"
I finally have my own youtooz! I’m like Batman except I still have parents.
“I’m going to go get a drink one sec”
"help im being chased by a minority"
You forgot “not even close”
0:50
Technoblade really do be pulling out that “holy crap where is the library”
7:24 "Everyone let's point our guns at him while we're seated...It's like US school system"
I WAN NOT EXPECTING THAT I'M DYING
“A wise man once said nothing about Techno’s mother.” -Sun Tzu, Art of War
0:42 techno literally just said “oh my god. where’s the library!” and tommy just surrenders immediately 😂😂😂
Must have seen it in deadpool 2
No he said "hey bastard where is the library"
@@wistfulwendigo903 it wasnt bastard, jeez or oh my god is more on point
@@estefaniaicardi ACTUALLY he said " Hey what's up where's the library" -a person who's first language is spanish
@@cortezivanna however "ay caramba" implies much more surprise than "hey", so oh geez or something like that would go better - a native too
4:05 he’s the potato king, what did you expect Wilbur lmao
Technoblade never dies 10:20
9:23 MY GOD THE LUNGS ON THAT MAN WTF
LMAOOOO
I was like: thats a laugh *proceedes to dying of laughter for 40 more seconds because of that*
I'm not sure that was breathing.
I can do that for a bit shorter when im laughing
I have sent 1 min voice messages to my friends that sound like that and most of them is on one breath lmaooo
9:23
Me: *accidentally looks at enderman's eyes*
Enderman:
IKR IT KILLED ME- THE ENDERMEN AND DREAM
Accurate, But that's the sound when he dies.
That sent me 💀
And I took that personally
🤣🤣
Tommy: "*speaks russian*"
Me(from russia):oh....realy? Thats how we sound?...ok
не поняла, что он сказал, и из-за надписи показалось, что от всего этого англа забыла родной язык
@@mako_kitochi Думаю, его никто не понял. Даже он сам
Yeah...
Rest in peace, technoblade. You will be missed.
I love how Dream says that his best talent is making a sound using his tongue when he’s literally one of the best Minecraft SpeedRunners of the entire world.
Haha ha...
@@banezjr5988 aged like milk
God I'm so hard rn I feel like it'll burst! It's pulsating like crazy I need help to calm it down!
Ya
@@thatonedude9269 ...
You missed the “don’t laugh at my loneliness” part of the Jschlatt clip and I’m sad
Such a shame 😞
2:42 I love how its possible for him to go even more monotone when hes purposely doing it
7:31 Dream was slain by Iron golem
Wrong time stamp dude
tommy: talks on russian
me wondering why he want to fight teddy bear and kiss broom
Talk in, или я клоун?
Я ем ослов в магазине
....Wut the fffffff
@@U108-AF а всё, комментарии оккупированы русскими
its spanish
8:36 Dream and George have a mental breakdown
WhEEwOoOwEeWoh
The music 😭
Heatwaves in the middle of june
I think the weewoo noises is a reference to Kung POW enter the fist.
@@rorybreland709 oh
1:18 I completely relate to this
(I say this as I'm watching at 4am after waking up at 4PM yesterday...)
0:58 I love that they just start dieing of laughter and techno just keeps talking
Introductions
Dream: I can click loud
Techno: aggressive Spanish as he yeets a minor off of a cliff.
Basicly sums up their personalitys off the bat
No it’s minor
whoosh
@@cheese8554 they said minor
“ Spanish techno blade is a myth, he can’t hurt you “
0:43
Lol
RIP Technoblade, he died as he lived, a fucking legend.
3:07
"But when they needed him the most, he vanished." - Dream reciting avatars story.
Dream : *Proceeds to fall off a cliff right after*
2:10 "speaks russian"
мы русские, с нами абсдыжвждвдвдлддадвдвААЗВЗЗВсжажжа
Солидарна
лол это смешно
lol thats funny
Я ЗАШЛА СЮДА ЧТОБЫ ЭТО НАПИСАТЬ
@@fyltheold ВХАХАХА
I'm not the one confused
“DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECAAAA” lol where is the library
Aw I hope he found it, poor guy
Ay caramba
Donde Esta La Biblioteca means Where is the library lol
Someone spun out at 9:09 definitely a car accident
10:55 who is hiding in the tree on the left
No one:
Not a single soul:
Dream: *W H E E Z*
10:08
Technoblade: İma just act like i cant throw ender pearl to the ground
10:08
I love his “HEH”
Technoblade later: throw an ender pearl? make it boring? no i’m trying to run a stream over here
10:13 *Heh* *HEH*
the way techno makes his character look slightly down while thinking is the best thing ever
George: Dream, you don’t have to be sad, it’s just a game...
Dream: **laughing** , our whole life is just a game, isn’t it George ?
**sad music playing**
George: yah
Dream: everything is just a joke to you, isn’t it George ?
**laugh though the pain**
No one:
George: mewimiweimiwiw
**both laughing though pain**
Silence...
Timestamp: 8:29
I’m laughing so hard rn
@@BisMC Self reply not cool
@@shibalimbu7363 And self like
@@Gpthpotato ??????
@@shibalimbu7363 They had one like and I was guessing self like :)
9:20 that sound dream makes gets me laughing evertime .
And the really long wheeze after that clip is something that can be easily achieved when you have asthma....... trust me
*Mah man is a car tire that bans George*
3:02 *He needs the S T I C K S!!!!*
Okay
But 9:42 is adorable 💖
“And when the world needed him most, he *v a n i s h e d* “
*instantly falls into ravine*
I love how techno says "where is the library" in spanish while killing tommy
Oh really?
@@ammy2129 yeah lol. I speak spanish and I can confirm this
It's like killing my Spanish talker friend while saying WHERE IS THE BAR
Fly high king!
Technoblade at 1 minute: I wake up so early, 8am and 9am
Me: I WOKE UP AT 5:30 TODAY AND AT 7AM ALMOST EVERY MONTH!
rest in peace brother.
"Everyone, let's point our guns at him while we're seated, it's like the U.S. school system."
-Sun Tzu, the art of war
3:13 "when the world needed him the most, he vanished"
the sand: SKIDOOSH
9:26 Person describes Dream as a tea kettle
Me: Sir your underestimating his laugh
11:10 we already had it earlier
Seeing tommy stare technoblade down while he’s swapping iron armor to netherite armor, then having the pig cross eyed look at you it the most passive aggressive and funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
Sapnap: *arguing with Dream*
Dream needing sticks:
*I NEED THE STICKS!!!!!!*
*I need the STICK-*
2:13 I am Russian so I can confirm that he is in fact not speaking Russian, I believe he is speaking the pig language. Techno taught him and now Tommy can talk with animals
1:22 the clip should’ve kept going, right after that he said “don’t laugh at my loneliness”
Techno: *yells spanish gibberish at Tommy well kicking his ass*
Tommy: *Acts like the FBI is barging in his home*
He was yelling to get out of the library-
@@graceelathrop6371 that makes it so much funnier lmao
To be specific, he yelled, "where is the library?!"
@@Doges let's just pretend he said get out of the library cuz it's funnier well for me idk bout u guys
@@manwithnodrip9142 thats not what he said though
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul:
The old man outside my house yelling at me: 0:42
Wheres the library
9:59 lmaooo
“Never question my intellect again” had me dying
1:35 the music synced with technos armour
"I could just kill you, so why don't just we...."
"puts on full netherite equipment"
"Let's do this trade!"
I died
oMg sAmE
biggest "You fookin wat m8"
Technoblade did the most are you sure about that moment to tommy.
And then takes a notch apple as payment
Technoblade is the avatar bc when the world needed him the most he disappeared rip techno you will live on in our hearts 😔
Technoblade never dies he lives in our hearts 💔
"Everyone let's point our guns at him while he's seated...it's like the US school system's
*SHOTS WERE FIRED*
*pun intended*
What do Americans do when they finish a magazine at school?
Reload.
As an American, I can confirm.
9:54 saving this time clip for *ahem* personal reasons
1:40 never let them know ur move
0:28 I CAN DO THAT TOUNGE PRESSURE THING
9:23
I thought I heard an angry Enderman or something
was dream _laughing_ in that 9:30 clip? what even was that?
I miss him so much
"I need the sticks, I need the stICks, I NEED THE STIC-"
8:45 that is definitely an inside joke.
"It's like the US School system-"
True
Time stamp: 7:25
Lol Im sending this video to my friends with the timestamp
So much of it is the two of them bullying Tommy, it’s amazing 😂
Technoblade invented comedy 100%
9:28 When you accidently look at an enderman
"wow ur mom is a dream simp"
I am a dream simp
3:47 guys we know his intention 😌😂
At 9:44 he sounds like a high pitched enderman