Minecraft: This Gave Me High Blood Pressure
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Jardon with the hidden numbers question the heavy wEIGHTed pressure plate, the bONE block, and the rotTEN flesh have the numbers eight, one, and ten in them
That's so dumb... The creator was really grasping at straws when he made these.
I.... don't.... even....
I mean, objectively the map was bad, but, it made Jardon want to rip his hair out, so, it's still a winner.
Going for needles in hay stacks is more accurate
Boo is a number right
How are you
When captain sparkles doesnt get the the counterpart to stone is probably silverfish stone
jonah shinkawa he’s forked when he goes on his subreddit
I can’t wait until Reddit comes for him this week.
Infested*
jonah shinkawa ikr. I was yelling at him in my head XD
Honestly regarding those things as “evil” is subjective so the reasoning is dumb regardless.
Light blue wool: *exists*
Jordan: you’re CYAN
Light blue wool: :(
Sad light blue noises
Blue ice: *exists*
Jordan: It's only called packed ice isn't it?
Blue Ice: :-(
All Coral Blocks: *named specifically*
Jordan: Blue Coral
All Coral Blocks: ...
It's cyan tho
Ice *exists*
Lilith3302:
Blue ice: exists
Jordan: It's only called packed ice isn't it?
Blue Ice: :-(
Ice: :-(
I want a troll map where every item has a separating feature but you always get it right on the last guess and then big reveal at the end.
would get suspicious if all are the last
@@egbert5871 nah, he'd think that he's doing something wrong
on it.
Whoa, slow down Satan
That pink dot on your profile is quite irritating
I'm now calling Silver Fish blocks Evil Stone
did you just assume that silver fish blocks are evil?
@@gdx3phos434 did you just assume that they assumed that Silver Fish blocks are evil?
@Jem PAKSOY did you assume your assumption of their assumption of their assumption of their assumption would be unassumed upon due to months of inactivity? I assume that to be true.
45:00 You don’t need to kill a blaze to get a brewing stand, they spawn in village churchs and igloo basements
Jon Bass THANK YOU! I was litterally screaming at my screen
And 1 in 1,000,000,000,000 end portals spawn with all portal frames already containing an eye of ender.
pretty sure this was before that update
@@Jonathan-el2gk not before igloos.
@@tubegerm6732 oh thats true
22:21 "Oh is this the final room!?
Length of entire video: 54:12
Yeah right, how did he not see that? So stupid...
AwesomestGangster GASP
@@StalenStefan Oh god, you insulted him in fan territory, you better run or you're dead. They've already seen you, RUN!
@@StalenStefan *_wait a second_*
rotTEN flesh, bONE block, wEIGHTed pressure plate
Cole Nappi I actually didn’t get that one so thanks
OHHHHH Gosh that’s big brain
Holy Short, how was that only medium
Someday I wish to hope to have the confidence Jordan has when he’s wrong.
Speaking of no internet.. you forgot to play the dino no internet game..
So true
Probably exists in Minecraft
Monsoir Lonely Dinosaur
How are you
best game ever xD
This one is Packed Ice
This one is Cyan
This is Blue Coral
Everything you said is wrong and you are physically hurting me
Well I dont blame him really since there's so much more new blocks that you can sometimes forget there names
EnderShel but the wool, seriously!?
@@endershel8163 CYAN IS GREEN! Plus, Packed Ice isn't new and ALL of the corals are named after REAL CORALS and NOT COLORS!
Invalid village house just means that a villager will not move in to it. 1.14 or not.
well if i member they did change the dedfiniton of a house for a villager, but it still wouldnt be valid
The map is in 1.13 ffs.
For all of the builds he built an exact Village house but changed the materials it was built out of
its because villagers only use houses that have a single door as entrance
@@s665677 Nope, it's about the number of blocks obstructing the ceiling in front and behind the door. If there are more solid blocks in front of the door than behind it, the house will not be valid. Check the wiki guide for it if you want to learn more.
Jardon, if you ever forget the name of a block, press F3 and look at the block. It will show it's name!
Not in adventure mode
Jordan recently discovered the existence of the dino game. Jordan had no internet while filming this video. Jordan released a minecraft video instead of a dino game video.
We should all riot.
i thought you will say "be like jordan" in the end!
Or he can use chrome://dino
What's the point of playing the game?
@@endershel8163 to pass time?
There is no tree called "Jungle". All other Minecraft woods are real life trees. (Oak, Acacia, Spruce, etc.)
dark oak isn't a real tree either
@@anarkizt Yes but dark oak was not used in that round.
@@vexoz7933 Yes but the commenter said all other minecraft woods are real life trees in his comment.
@@anarkizt dark oak is a real tree in real life
there is real jungle trees in real life actually
13:31 jardon you fool. stone monster egg aka silverfish stone
Thx for pointing it out
Jack you fool. It's called infested stone.
ahhh fork I can't believe I forgot that
NO, EVIL STONE
Can't wait to see his sub roast him for this one.
The scream of frustration ( 33:52 ) and yell of triumph ( 46:38) were beautiful and hilarious.
And the relisation that its not over (46:48)
"I hope I have some eighth grade viewers in geometry"
*Me in eleventh grade in geometry*
People keep pointing out the mistakes Jardon made, but I think these "what doesn't belong" maps are baloney. Instead of "what doesn't belong", they are basically "guess what the map makers were thinking", kinda defeats the purpose imo.
bologna*
So if the map makers make a true-to-the-title "what doesn't belong" map, they're gonna have a problem when they're asking the player the reason why it doesn't belong.
Because 1.) How are they gonna know that they use the right set of words?
2.) The capitalization of said words, and;
3.)They had to make all the possible reasons on why is that one block is the oddball.
So for these hurdles to be jumped (not sure about the last one), its better off to be a multiplayer thing IMO.
Edit several minutes since posting: Rephrasing and minor formatting
@@NoNameM9 I don't get what youre trying to say. Like, what does capitalization have to do with a map like this?
I also don't get how making this multiplayer would help.
@@blueflame204 Mapmakers could at least have the decency to limit to the possible reasons to gameplay ones. (In other words, nothing about version numbers or item names or any of that nonsense.) And they could make some attempt to eliminate wrong possibilities.
@@BlueCyann I think that's the best solution. Imagine if a section of this map was simply limited to crafting recipes. The map maker could very easily state the theme at the beginning of the section, which eliminates SO much of the overlapping, potentially correct answers, and it would just make it way better for the player. The player wouldn't feel like there's obscure information that they simply couldn't have known, and the map wouldn't feel like chore walking through room after room where the answer could literally be anything
“you’re the only one that’s liquid and flows”
“you’re the only one that’s a crop that grows”
B A R S
By not a valid village house it means a player made house that villagers would consider a house.
No it was just the village prefabs out of different blocks
@@anarkizt Nope, oc is right, since the doors were placed the other way around, they did not have any solid blocks in front of them, which meant that villagers would not consider it a house (and would not have kids there)
@@slovakthrowback3738 i think it is also the existence of the double doors.
CS: I'm reaching here.
Me: so is the map maker.
No, not really, most of these are pretty great
23:41
They’re not talking about village houses that spawn in; they’re talking about houses that are valid for breeding.
nope just village house prefabs with different blocks, none of them are valid in 1.14 and all of them are valid in any prior version
@@anarkiztThe map was made in 1.13 dude
The term Half Slab is also correct
It's not calling it a Half of a Slab,
It is a Slab that is Half of a block
A Half "Slab"
Half Slab
What.
NoNameM9 cant put the quote marks rip
The term Half Slab is also correct
It's not calling it a Half of a Slab,
It is a Slab that is Half of a block
A Half "Slab"
Half Slab
@@dannythekhexpert6468 , I'm asking for an explanation not repetition.
No thats not how it works.
@@NoNameM9 dont knoq if you are still looking for thos answer or not but let me explain using another block, snow, not the full variant but the small carpet like one.
So if i remember correctly then the snow "carpet" can stack on top of its self eight times meaning it is an eighth of a block, a slab is half a block, to be a "Half of a Slab" it would be 2 snow carpets, however to be a "Half Slab" would mean that it is still technically half a block, 4 snow carpets.
While you could still see a Half Slab as being half of a slab, in this current meaning he refers to the half a block
That last one was extra stupid he completely did the instructions wrong.
Define 'he'?
@@Sh1roNekoshi the map creator
@@noahwattel4226 Oh, yeah. Just got to the end of the video lol
@@Sh1roNekoshi Since it's a "does not belong" map, shouldn't he have putting putting them to the group they don't belong in?
@@SatanicReaping well he gave the complete opposite instructions at the end, hence why Jordan couldn't figure it out until he swapped it around.
End rods and observers do not need to be supported by a block
Just Some Guy I was just facepalming, he’s seen plenty of end rods without a support block
he was guessing the observer
he knew the observer needs no support
Patmando yeah but neither does an end rod so his reasoning was wrong
@@WackMaDino yeah i agree, i was just confused by the original comment
I think in the last room they were reversed because you’re supposed to be finding what doesn’t belong in the groups
When you said “I’ll just get rid of having any internet at all” my connection stopped and I thought it was a part of the video 😂
Lmaoo
End rods don’t need a supporting block
yeah, I believe this is when we say "Jardon you fool!"
@@quinnlim5104 I was screaming at him, facepalming, insulting him, and clenching my teeth the whole time.
Jacob W I wasn't going that far, but I was pretty annoyed
"Oh, I got this! This is like, defense and stuff. And this is just pumpkin pie!"
Best logic ever Jordan.
I get frustrated with how most of the time, he just finds a quality that only the option he picks has instead of finding the option that “doesn’t belong” to a similarity the other options share.
"You're the only one that can be found in the nether."
"You're the only one that can mine blocks."
Yeah, it's annoying.
I hope he sees this
I think that's his way of passively protesting how losely the items are connected.
It's also his way of keeping the video length under 1 hour.
"You're the only item with the name "Ladder"", yeah there's virtually an infinite amount of unique qualities to each item, no clue why he keeps thinking that's the answer.
@@dans8333 I get the second part, but for the first part, maybe, just maybe, it's because it's not meant to be glaringly obvious? He clearly just doesn't want to go through a 10 hour logic game
i have high blood pressure anytime you make a new video on a map worrying that you cant figure out how to beat it
46:40
Awesome to see how happy he is to finally get one right
What if you and X33N play together on another map and take turns and play with golf points.
I's sure somebody already commented something like this, but here I go:
If a building is considered a village house doesn't mean it IS one that is in the game, a player can build his own houses for villagers, but there are a set number of rules that make a house a valid village one (at least prior to 1.14), if I remember correctly it just needs a door covered by a block but with direct sky access on the block in front of it (but according to the MC wiki since 1.14 "A "house" is defined as a claimed bed.").
Oak is a type of tree birch is a type of tree jungle is not a type of tree
Jungle tree
@@cainmace9481 Oak - a tree or shrub in the genus Quercus of the beech family, Fagaceae.
Birch - a thin-leaved deciduous hardwood tree of the genus Betula, in the family Betulaceae.
Spruce - a tree of the genus Picea, a genus of about 35 species of coniferous evergreen trees in the family Pinaceae.
Acacia - a polyphyletic genus of shrubs and trees belonging to the subfamily Mimosoideae of the family Fabaceae.
Dark Oak (Black Oak) - the eastern black oak or more commonly known as simply black oak, is a species in the red oak group of oaks.
Jungle - Not a real tree species. Rainforests consist of thousands of different species of tree.
@@MGSLurmey Wikipedia - An useful source to sound smarter then you actually are
Thesaurus - A strange dinosaur where you throw words into to sound smarter then you actually are
@@jgames5fun503 Yeah? I'll admit I just copied those statements right from Google but the point stands that Jungle trees don't exist the same way all the others do.
Agent Lurmey Einstein said if you can’t explain it simply you don’t know it well enough
"Super low probability that zombie villages spawn" finds two in a row in less than 10 minutes
Ice, packed Ice and blue ice are all different blocks
“Jungle” is not a real type of tree
End rods can float
You can’t smelt stone
Brewing stands can be found in witch huts (also the stone churches after 1.14)
The instructions weren’t wrong
you can smelt stone into smooth stone (unless that's only in 1.14)
The instructions were wrong. The in group had no cobble or wood in the crafting. It said to flip the switch up for the in group, down for the out group. The answer had all the in group flipped down and out group flipped up.
@@EtanChamare remember the map is "what _ *doesn't* _ belong" and he was doing what does belong
Nathaniel Dumas But that doesn’t suddenly make it opposite day with the instructions. The instructions told him what to do, he did it exactly as the instructions said, and it was backwards.
23:14 the one that you pressed, didn't have doors with sky-access, so it isn't considered a villager house. Only doors with sky-access are considered houses to villagers (you don't even need a structure around it). In this game there isn't sky-access, but only because the game is in a building, if you would place these houses outside, the odd one doesn't have sky-access
9:00 the end rod dosn't need a supporting block :\
great video by the way
Keep up the good work Capitan :)
Jordan:
doEs nEtHERAcK cOUnT¿
Me: in- infested stone....
Please play STANLEY PARABLE!!1 You're the most perfect person to ever will have recorded it, if you decide to
With the say he likes to analyze things, I totally see what you mean.
(I meant that as a compliment to Jardon, not an insult.)
@@dans8333 Exactly my thoughts
@@GreenGreed Actually, I still see some gameplays, for example Parker Games (he also used to be associated with Mineplex) made a livestream of "can't stop until I beat" for Stanley parable
Stanley Parable is one of my favorite games. It is funny, cunning, and everybody always gets the “confusion ending” before the “cannon ending” making it extra confusing.
I feel like someone needs to just make one big post on the subreddit of everything he got wrong in this video
That would make for a long explanation from jardon.
27:50 The circuit would work, given that the one side is turned off, and the other is broken by the piston, which turns it off. The reason the door won't open is because the end of the circuit coming from the redstone torch doesn't actually go directly into the door.
The cut at 34:13 freaked me out. I thought the pumpkin changed into bedrock😂
Iron Pressure Pl8, B1 Block, and Rot10 Flesh
Not iron pressure plate w8d pressure plate
Ulfyn W8ed pressure plate
Evan 231 aaaaahhh i gotcha, i thought it was a bit weird, rip me lol
45:04 the eye of ender is actually the only thing you dont have to enter another dimension for (which also means you don't have to kill a blaze to obtain it). You can find them in the stronghold chests...
You can find brewing stands in the overworld in igloos therefore you don’t need to kill a blaze to acquire them
Should have an edited version of this when he got all of them right, (after his fails) along with the incredibly obscure answers.
CS: Call me Professor.
Good for jardons internet. It's going out many times a week. Even jardon doesn't have someone to go out with
That's gotta hit hard.
For the Regen 2 question I assumed it would be the slab because it cannot have an affect on the players health while everything else can.
I really like the idea of comparing whole scenes!!!
You don't name wood after the place you get it from. Lmao you'd say the tree species because each one has unique charactistics for building
38:52 Jordan makes this realization, then skips over it. Ironic, ain't it.
But... he didn't skip over it. He literally starts trying to study the names after realizing that...
@@blueflame204 Before discarding it and going right back to other facts.
@@DeadlockDrago True but I don't blame him. At the point I have to start writing down names of items and studying the letters just to have a CHANCE of maybe finding an answer is when I'd probably stop caring so much about trying.
Like, imagine trying to write the names all down and then you can't find similarities. Do you keep studying the names, or do you hope that it's something else out of a multitude of possible answers?
I think he stopped caring once he was coming up with perfectly valid answers that just weren't the answer the map-maker came up with. Not exactly engaging to be wrong simply because you thought differently than the mapmaker
@@blueflame204 I'm not saying it was bad of him. Had I not seen the line myself, I would've gone down the same road too. Heck, had he not said anything about the name of the items I would've missed it. It's just ironic that he called it and then gave up on it.
@@DeadlockDrago youre right. Sorry, I think I misinterpreted what you said as implying that it was dumb on his part or something
The first village I found when I started a world for the new update was a zombie village. I found out the update wasnt even out yet, because it had the normal buildings, with some moss stone and cobwebs.
about 8:00 in
to be technical, "jungle wood" doesn't exist, as jungles usually consist of a variety of (usually exotic) trees and other plants
the wood would be referred to by the variety of tree they're taken from
46:34 When you get your first hundred on an essay.
Or first orgasm
A village house has to have a block obove the door to be valid.
Not true.
@@BlueCyann yea it is. Google it
This is probably one of my favorite maps of all time hahaha! Watching Jardon’s reaction is too good.
Near the end, there was a question about killing blazes. You don’t have to kill a blaze to obtain an eye of ender because they can by found in stronghold chests
You know you're earlier when it's 360p
Edit : Wow guys 100 likes, k lol
Ikr. I was like wait what?
Early bois
this is shit
still 360 a half an hour later.
Guess I'm still early..
Yep
Jardin, the instructions wernt wrong, you had to Flip the lever for the ones that didn't belong
I am glad Captain Sparkle still playing minecraft.
I always got in a huge debate for fantasy saying the person who picks last has the same chance to draw the first pick as the person who picks first, but everyone disagreed. But the thing is you still have a 1/12 chance of getting whatever pick because only 1 pick will be available
I am indeed in 8th grade Geometry studying for my final, and by that I mean procrastinating by watching your videos.
I agree with this depressing sentimate.
That's a *BBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGG* mood right there.
Ayy same
Same
pretty sure the evil counterpart to stone would be infested stone. that was an absolutely insane map!
I know the feeling, finally someone knows the pain of trying to play Minecraft when you're internet is against you.
Good content glad your still doing it
Just a tip for future maps like these: try to look for the similarities between the blocks instead of features that stand out.
So instead of saying "This is the only block that ______." try to say "This is the only block that doesn't ______.".
Jardon: A pickaxe is the only one that can break blocks
Also Jardon: *Breaks tree with fist at the start of a playthrough*
You can get all the end stuff without killing a blaze as there is a small chance the end portal spawns with all the eyes of ender in the frames and you can technically find a stronghold without using the eyes
46:34 - The moment of pure joy
Evil Stone does not have netherack as a counterpart. its the silverfish monster egg
Nah not the egg. There are stoneblocks with silverfish in them too. I sometimes accidentally used them when I had inventory mods.
@@Sh1roNekoshi the name of the block is Monster spawn block or something, thats what I meant
@@NotPhoenic oh, okay
Another edition of "Let me tell you why my wrong answer is actually right." lol
The village houses one: there is a rule on how you have to build new houses in villages to make new villagers spawn. For example you can’t have double doors I think
(I hope this makes sense. It has been a while since I read it online)
Find the difference: Each room has one thing different but THIS room has THREE things different... I'd be pulling my hair out too.
Oh God here we go again another meme were Jordan is color blind mixing light blue wool from cyan, God Help Us All
Jordan, I think your Internet problem is a nationwide problem. I live in Ohio and have spectrum like you do, and multiple times a week it goes out for hours. Honestly going to switch soon if this doesn't stop.
It's in New York too, it's why my family switched
Happens here in Texas too
If only ISPs didn't carve out which states they "serve" to stay out of each others way.
On the house one: They meant that villagers wouldn't consider it a house for the purpose of going inside at night.
Everyone commented something that Jardon missed or was wrong about. But this time the map maker was wrong once. 44:30 you can get some other items without killing a blaze. There is a really low chance of an end portal spawning with all 12 eye of enders in it, so you could go to the end and get end stone, dragon's breath etc without killing a blaze.
That requires a set seed (no seriously, I'm pretty sure full end portals aren't in any randomly selected seeds)
I have high blood pressure when your upload schedule is about to hit and I can't wait to see if it's my mapp 😩😂😂
7:53 because it has tree bark on every side as opposed to a real log which doesn't
13:25 pretty sure there's a version of stone that silverfish come out of but don't quote me on that
"Jungle" is not a tree
Infested Stone, yes
@X33N Jordan is actually right about the half slab thing. A slab simply implies that the block is not whole. The half defines the specific slab it is. You can have a quarter or eighth slab too.
For the valid village house one, the block in front of the door has to be exposed to the sky for a villager to enter it.
42:50 they can all be obtained in the end except for the beacon?
Ehh I was sorta right I like my reason better.
Can blaze powder be obtained in the end?
@@charby1980 that's the only one I wasn't 100% sure on but I think they can be in the chests and otherwise they are technically fuelling the brewing stands there (but it's not like you can get them out of it.) and it's also needed to craft a brewing stand or an End Rod so you could at least associate it with the end. (And possibly obtain it there.
Can we all just agree that Jardon hasn't had a single episode of Minecraft, much less ultra modded survival, since UMS without at least one facepalm moment?
The “jungle wood isn’t in real life” one was kinda bs, these maps are supposed to be Minecraft related 😬
Love how he pressed the jungle sapling twice
I must be freakishly early because it's only 360p
Tomicstars it’s still only 360 lol
I'm pretty sure the "this room shares all 3 differences" level makes no sense lol. It can be said about any room there because every room belongs to one of the "pairs" for every difference. How are you supposed to know what's "normal" if it's 2 and 2? Choose one of the rooms as "all wrong" and boom, every other has only 1 thing wrong with it (in this case).
yeah, i think it would work with a fifth option since it's 2 and 3
When you forget the game is called "which one TRUELY doesnt belong" and so you try matching things into their respective groups for the last round instead of assigning the ones that dont belong to the in / out groups.
The instructions?
18:51 First thing that came in mind is that cake also gives a redstone signal
Ree with the end rods get your facts right lol
the evil counterpart of stone is a silverfish block lol smh
Jungle is a type of tree. There is Oak trees, Birch trees, ect. but not specifically "Junge" trees. Also, Dark Oaks have to be multiblock structures. Otherwise they don't grow. No matter what else you do but use a 2x2 structure or mod.
By valid village house it means villagers can use it. The others have the requirements for them to have villager occupants
9:40 Someone needs to tell Jardon that End rods don't pop off like torches do
I don’t understand how he’s played the map for so long and haven’t realized that it is not, which one is different, and that it’s actually which one doesn’t share the similarity
I think I've said this on each of the last few what doesn't belong videos. He'll never understand it because he doesn't care enough to learn something that simple, and the subreddit hasn't been any help.
Um. Something that doesn’t share a similarity is something that’s different. 😐
These maps are honestly getting shittier map after map
??? This was way better than the vast majority with only a few logical mishaps, but ig that comes with trying new things
44:37 you don't need a blaze for a brewing stand, those can be found in igloos with a basement.
At 27:40 just the phrase “you betta check yah self before yah reck yah self” popped into my head