[Original Rap] DEAD BEATS - Calliope Mori

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  • čas přidán 14. 09. 2020
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    What is up, humans?! ♡ Calliope Mori(森 カリオペ)here. Grim Reaper’s apprentice has a body!
    ....up until the last minute with this one, huh.
    Can you believe it?
    Because, I sure can.
    Rap/Lyrics/Track Arrange/Mix: Calliope Mori (me!)
    Mix and master by: kokorobeats a.k.a K’s/Coro
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  • @nottaibo
    @nottaibo Před 3 lety +4960

    The "yo f**k this smoke" in comic sans is definitely MVP

  • @TakanashiKiara
    @TakanashiKiara Před 3 lety +71733

    FIRE

  • @Renthlei_Jr
    @Renthlei_Jr Před 3 lety +4371

    Art by : Ninomae Ina'nis
    Just realized that damn Ina is good

    • @Gigi-zr6hp
      @Gigi-zr6hp Před 3 lety +515

      Ina is already a well respected artist within the online art community that worked with several publishers even before joining Hololive so it is as expected.

    • @ReblazeGaming
      @ReblazeGaming Před 3 lety +105

      @@Gigi-zr6hp Has she talked about this before? Also what was her online name as an artist before?

    • @RhineLabCrow
      @RhineLabCrow Před 3 lety +54

      Ever heard of Na-

    • @abrahamamador2676
      @abrahamamador2676 Před 3 lety +52

      @@ReblazeGaming Naguri

    • @ReblazeGaming
      @ReblazeGaming Před 3 lety +38

      @@abrahamamador2676 how do people find this stuff out, is it even true?

  • @chocolatechipbleach8341
    @chocolatechipbleach8341 Před 2 lety +4532

    Calli during normal streams: Wont say Fuck, Is generally kind of shy.
    Calli whilst rapping: says fuck every 4 bars most confident person youve ever met.

  • @kanashi9957
    @kanashi9957 Před 3 lety +2356

    The little "yo f**k this smoke" in the corner is great

  • @Ken_neThT
    @Ken_neThT Před 3 lety +2773

    Lmao the bottom left. Seems like she has declared an eternal grudge or some blood debt against that computer intensive smoke effect

    • @SamuSeen
      @SamuSeen Před 3 lety +299

      It's not the effect, it's actual virtual smoke from her potato.

    • @Redstar2613
      @Redstar2613 Před 3 lety +22

      @@SamuSeen Her potato?

    • @Renchor
      @Renchor Před 3 lety +108

      @@Redstar2613 her very weak pc , aka a potato :)

    • @PenguinLord10
      @PenguinLord10 Před 3 lety +73

      @@Renchor I prefer to imagine they meant an *actual* potato.
      Like she just has a potatoes in an oven off-screen, and egads, her baked potatoes are ruined!

    • @YumeMegami
      @YumeMegami Před 3 lety +16

      @@Renchor it can't be worse than former poltato pc....could it?

  • @MaskofFayt
    @MaskofFayt Před 3 lety +394

    Cali in songs: I'm a murderous badass with the hip child lingo
    Cali in reality: dies first in every among us game

    • @garrus01
      @garrus01 Před 2 lety +10

      Now: Reports her teammate's kill while saying "Yeah, I did it".

  • @naoya97316
    @naoya97316 Před 2 lety +1358

    This song is very cool and after listening to this song , I started studying English
    I don't yet understand English but I continue to support Calli

  • @FarEastIV
    @FarEastIV Před 3 lety +5661

    "I dont want your money , i just want your life"
    me: Is both an option

    • @glyphknightmax
      @glyphknightmax Před 3 lety +92

      I, too, would like an answer to this now. The third song proves it's worth it.

    • @ducstatiba2
      @ducstatiba2 Před 3 lety +51

      @Demyx is that really a bad thing tho

    • @Aulut
      @Aulut Před 3 lety +28

      @Demyx I dont.

    • @cyerye2684
      @cyerye2684 Před 3 lety +33

      @Demyx But simping allows her to get that 5$ wine kekw

    • @coolkeeper0927
      @coolkeeper0927 Před 3 lety +30

      @Demyx I see nothing wrong with that penalty. Do what you must

  • @rusterrd4037
    @rusterrd4037 Před 3 lety +3941

    Yagoo: so you have a rap for me?
    Calliope: Yes sir i do
    Yagoo: How many do you have?
    Calliope: YES, sir i do.

  • @HANSAZS
    @HANSAZS Před 3 lety +70

    2:41 i see why she didn't want to finish the song on the new outfit stream

    • @xotticvt7644
      @xotticvt7644 Před 3 lety +6

      I was dying brook when said wouldn't say it😂

  • @beast0339
    @beast0339 Před rokem +284

    This is actually what got me into HoloEN. I was listening to some Fort Minor and Eminem and this came up in my recommended, saw it was new and the art looked sweet so I was like "why the hell not?" then listened to all the other songs after that. No dragging me out of the HoloEN rabbit hole past that point XD

    • @LTM_216
      @LTM_216 Před rokem +10

      yes. Welcome to the abys...rabbit hole

    • @beast0339
      @beast0339 Před rokem +14

      @@LTM_216 well HoloEN definitely made me feel better in 2020. I was coping badly and was in a real rough patch for personal reasons and Calli's music made me feel better about stuff

  • @jahjah375
    @jahjah375 Před 3 lety +3071

    “We’ll be best friends that’s the end of it.”
    Kiara: 😔

    • @freshappleseed6966
      @freshappleseed6966 Před 3 lety +188

      0:45
      *Calli proceeds to describe how excited she is to mutilate her*
      Kiara:"😳...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

    • @woodybrando5365
      @woodybrando5365 Před 3 lety +42

      "My dissapointment is immeasurable. And my day is ruined"

    • @sourandsweet1048
      @sourandsweet1048 Před 3 lety +5

      @@freshappleseed6966 😳😳😳

    • @Areus019
      @Areus019 Před 3 lety +24

      If you want to call someone who puts a 5ft. scythe inside you a friend, you might be [Redacted]

  • @kuuroda7914
    @kuuroda7914 Před 3 lety +681

    Mori: yo f**k this smoke
    also Mori: _lets put smoke_

    • @ammythecursedfox
      @ammythecursedfox Před 3 lety +23

      It's a remark on how graphic intensive the smoke effect is on computers for some reason.
      I also hate it.

    • @afelias
      @afelias Před 3 lety +16

      She probably found out about the smoke being behind her framerate drops after she already put it in here
      so instead of removing what was already there she just added the text

    • @moonstne
      @moonstne Před 3 lety +7

      Its like her views on Kiara, she pretends to hate the smoke, but secretly likes it. tsundere Mori.

    • @kaigaikarano
      @kaigaikarano Před 3 lety

      @@moonstne we called her as tsundereaper not for nothing

  • @sirchadbradbradleybradleyt3024

    (Lyrics)
    DEAD BEATS, LURKING NOW x3
    DEAD BEATS, LOCK IT DOWN
    Gettin’ kinda “stir-crazy”, you heard this
    I wonder what the meaning of “lazy” or life w/o work is
    Kawaii shinigami at your service
    Mark your enemies, and I’ll show them what hurt is!!!! :}
    Merciless, but what else should I be?
    Sudden nice-guy gap, but that’s honesty.
    A blood price to be paid, but I promise- it’s worth this
    On-demand-h*micidal-circus!!!
    All ya really gotta do is sign on the dotted line~
    It’s probably fine, right…?
    SIKE!!
    Your soul is mine~
    It’s all good.
    Being a DEAD BEAT’S got benefits
    We’ll be “best friends,” that’s the end of it :}
    Then I get a rush of adrenaline
    I think I like you…!
    Wanna feel my 5-foot scythe inside you~♡
    I would d*e for you!!! And that adorable scream
    Curious… would you ~d*e~ for me?
    We’ll lock it down!!!
    So when you bitches need me, call!!!
    (By your side with my scythe and red wine~)
    I’ll make ’em wish they never lived at all!!!!!!!
    (I’ll f**k ’em up, Gucci?)
    Just leave it all to us, cuz in the end
    We on another level, when the dust settles:
    An actual scene outta hell
    We’ll lock it down!!!
    So when you bitches need me, call!!!
    (By your side with my scythe and red wine~)
    I’ll make ’em wish they never lived at all!!!!!!!
    (I’ll f**k ’em up, Gucci?)
    Just leave it all to us, cuz in the end
    Not a lot that opposers can say
    To counterpoint the wise *ss words of my sensei:
    (Skip class)
    … Okay, next?
    (Take rips)
    … Eh, thought so.
    Make no mistake, these are “killer vibes”.
    I don’t “take breaks” cuz I’m taking lives!
    To die by the scythe? It’s the highest honor!
    Run and hide?! You can try…
    … you’re a goddamn goner.
    I could play the game by the rules, hell, I’d lose it
    Drop names, drain fools dry, I’m ruthless!!
    Grab a little auto-tune, then abuse it
    2-clicks “BEEP-BOOP” = sounds like music!!!
    New hits, cheap loops, samples, free beats
    Loose fit, sh*t design like a pair of ******(Yeezys)
    Rapping’s easy, music’s hard!
    Slapping fair-use material together, I could never be
    the star I seek to be, swear I’ll make ya proud
    DEAD BEATS cheer for me, and cheer loud!
    Decimate the crowd, that’s for sure~✿
    … Got a little sentimental, back to m*rder!!!
    We’ll lock it down!!!
    So when you bitches need me, call!!!
    (By your side with my scythe and red wine~)
    I’ll make ’em wish they never lived at all!!!!!!!
    (I’ll f**k ’em up, Gucci?)
    Just leave it all to us, cuz in the end
    We on another level, when the dust settles:
    An actual scene outta hell
    We’ll lock it down!!!
    So when you bitches need me, call!!!
    (By your side with my scythe and red wine~)
    I’ll make ’em wish they never lived at all!!!!!!!
    (I’ll f**k ’em up, Gucci?)
    Just leave it all to us, cuz in the end
    Calliope Mori on this goddamn mic
    I don’t want your f*ckin money, I just want your life
    I’m filling syllables with curse words, because I am an amateur
    Everybody likes…
    self-depreciating……..
    rap………………………………
    … I’m gonna stop.
    Like, I got nothing.
    I’m so tired, man.
    :}
    “Don’t quit your reaping job”.
    Got ’em
    DEAD BEATS, LURKING NOW, DEAD BEATS, LURKING NOW
    DEAD BEATS, JERK IT NOW!!!! DEAD BEATS, JERK IT NOW!!!!
    (yo yo YO YO YO STOP!!!! Stop. That is so inappropriate.)
    What…? What, I don’t get it…?
    “Jerking”, like… do a jerky dance, yeah?
    Jerk to the left~ Jerk to the riiiight~
    (Dude, just stop talking.)
    OK

    • @nispee
      @nispee Před 6 měsíci +1

      remember

  • @yxungblxxdrxbin
    @yxungblxxdrxbin Před 2 lety +47

    So all this time, that was small Calli at the end, "Deadbeats jerk it now."

  • @ashenmask5301
    @ashenmask5301 Před 3 lety +2291

    Yea, "jerking" is just a normal word what's wrong with using it?! Jerk to the left, jerk to the right~

  • @vkarvanzer4243
    @vkarvanzer4243 Před 3 lety +2704

    So, we have an anthem now?
    Calli: What you guys doin?
    Dead beats: Lurking!
    Some other Dead beats: Jerki-

    • @uptown16
      @uptown16 Před 3 lety +147

      That's probably the other side of Calli-mama.

    • @KristmusBare
      @KristmusBare Před 3 lety +93

      @@uptown16 there are two incarnations of death inside you

    • @valleyrecords
      @valleyrecords Před 3 lety +5

      new video on my channel now check it out Chocolate Fudge Drip🍫

    • @BestFluttershyNA
      @BestFluttershyNA Před 3 lety +70

      @@KristmusBare
      One smokes crack
      The other also smokes crack.
      You are addicted to crack.

    • @loganbaysinger6664
      @loganbaysinger6664 Před 3 lety +8

      @@uptown16 mommy mori amiright or amiright

  • @nekko3
    @nekko3 Před 2 lety +124

    time really passed quickly, its been a year and still here I am coming back to listen to this masterpiece

    • @ABRBD
      @ABRBD Před rokem +2

      bit of an overstatement

    • @nekko3
      @nekko3 Před rokem +1

      @@ABRBD for you, but it deserves the title for me

    • @striign9717
      @striign9717 Před 16 dny +3

      This so ass, it makes Yuno Miles look like the goat

    • @justbait1
      @justbait1 Před 6 dny +1

      @@striign9717 he is fym (all seriousness at least hes funny this is just ass)

  • @Drag0n092x
    @Drag0n092x Před 2 lety +19

    I'm kinda addicted to how she delivers the lines around 1:28

  • @allanrv4157
    @allanrv4157 Před 3 lety +11836

    This is the same girl that didnt know how to play a Kazoo

  • @phong.w4829
    @phong.w4829 Před 3 lety +3558

    Literally Debuted 2 days ago
    *already have 3 original raps*
    Holy..... Calli mama calm down..

    • @Orimu21
      @Orimu21 Před 3 lety +205

      this is not the end... just debuted and already have a mini album on the works to be released... new track everyday until friday i think

    • @naeultimatactical
      @naeultimatactical Před 3 lety +57

      Well, we talk about CallioP right

    • @hyuufly
      @hyuufly Před 3 lety +63

      Calli OP

    • @slahser
      @slahser Před 3 lety +40

      No
      This comment is made by the Cantaloupe gang

    • @hretokimiko3957
      @hretokimiko3957 Před 3 lety +6

      Oh it's just the beginnings

  • @kuro-x2593
    @kuro-x2593 Před 2 lety +21

    When she said F*** the smoke... I imagine Kiara is under the screen somewhere emitting smoke from her body because Calli tied her up and not letting her suddenly appears in from of the camera like the previous song.

  • @user-vj1eo7bo9n
    @user-vj1eo7bo9n Před 3 lety +26

    While I am sleeping: Dead Beats, lurking now, dead Beats, lurking now...
    While I am wake up and look for my glasses: Dead Beats, lurking now, dead Beats, lurking now...
    While I am going to work: Dead Beats, lurking now, dead Beats, lurking now...
    While I am eating lunch: Dead Beats, lurking now, dead Beats, lurking now...

  • @flandrescarlet1111
    @flandrescarlet1111 Před 3 lety +2694

    0:46 "wanna feel my 5 foot scythe inside you?"
    No one gonna talk about this subtle line tho lmaooooo

    • @starmellow8913
      @starmellow8913 Před 3 lety +339

      There's no reason to... I have a feeling most people would answer yes anyway
      I am most people

    • @dandarr5035
      @dandarr5035 Před 3 lety +180

      why is that hot

    • @switchblade6
      @switchblade6 Před 3 lety +65

      Yes please

    • @stingreii
      @stingreii Před 3 lety +45

      I just decided to not say anything about it.

    • @azu2989
      @azu2989 Před 3 lety +27

      Why the hell would people agree to die

  • @Bionimetic
    @Bionimetic Před 3 lety +3458

    "im using curse words because I am an amateur"
    shots fired at new age rappers 😳

    • @kylewoodowens4488
      @kylewoodowens4488 Před 3 lety +241

      Most music used to have a story behind each song but most of todays music is full of nonsense that rely on the beat and a catchy 1 or 2 liner.

    • @Bionimetic
      @Bionimetic Před 3 lety +150

      @@kylewoodowens4488 yeah it's all the same rinse and repeat system. industry is made to cash out and because of that music is watered down, written not by the artist but by a whole team of people dedicated to making hits. and it sells. glad Mori is doing her own thing and I hope she rides her own success and nothing steps into her own work. always great seeing someone independent do their own thing

    • @dormi_torio
      @dormi_torio Před 3 lety +93

      @@Bionimetic What I notice is that many artists who follow the trend instead of creating their own thing might blow up for a few months, but then fade into obscurity. Meanwhile, the artists who do their own thing are more sustained and usually enjoy the craft a lot more and it shows.

    • @remyhavoc4463
      @remyhavoc4463 Před 3 lety +31

      @@dormi_torio Yup. I'm glad there's still people who put thought and effort into their craft. I'll admit that there's a whole lotta trash nowadays but there are still artists that makes masterpieces and it pays off. Most of the people that doesn't are just one hit wonders who fall off and become a meme

    • @SkribbleNL
      @SkribbleNL Před 3 lety +6

      @@kylewoodowens4488 I think that has always been the case and will always be so, Just find the ones that don't and actually get good stuff out.

  • @shiron1076
    @shiron1076 Před 2 lety +9

    I can't believe this flew over our heads 2:51 she said "ogey"

  • @SentaAmaris
    @SentaAmaris Před 2 lety +190

    "Calliope Mori on this goddamn mic
    I don't want your fuckin' money, I just want your life"
    gives me chills everytime.

    • @theladoflads7884
      @theladoflads7884 Před 2 lety +2

      This but unironically

    • @SentaAmaris
      @SentaAmaris Před 2 lety +3

      ​@@theladoflads7884 I don't know what are you talking about, I have never used irony in my life >.

    • @ABRBD
      @ABRBD Před rokem +3

      it gives me chills because of how horrible it is

  • @Phianhcr123
    @Phianhcr123 Před 3 lety +2090

    “I don’t want your f*cking money, I just want your life”
    Canadian: HoW BoUt I dO aNy WaY

    • @lewis9732
      @lewis9732 Před 3 lety +10

      What

    • @devioustea
      @devioustea Před 3 lety +55

      @@lewis9732 Canadians had the great super chat war with thousands in donations

    • @kyrooooooo7410
      @kyrooooooo7410 Před 3 lety +4

      @@lewis9732 you didn't see the stream?

    • @kr1on1c__65
      @kr1on1c__65 Před 3 lety +2

      🤣

    • @TheExecutorr
      @TheExecutorr Před 3 lety +20

      ah, the great simp tournament arc of 2020. Those were the times.. :D

  • @mohammadabuat1142
    @mohammadabuat1142 Před 3 lety +4901

    Calli's three personality is : Tsundere, Yandere and straight up a Serial Killer.

    • @somegoodsoup7008
      @somegoodsoup7008 Před 3 lety +73

      Wait isn't yonder the same as the 3rd?

    • @ninjashuriken
      @ninjashuriken Před 3 lety +36

      and Yandere is best ofc

    • @heathjake25
      @heathjake25 Před 3 lety +78

      @@somegoodsoup7008 yandere is a bit more passive than straight up serial killer. Not much difference, though.

    • @amoslin123
      @amoslin123 Před 3 lety +19

      You mean Suisei-EN.

    • @Epikmanful
      @Epikmanful Před 3 lety +7

      RAP MURDERER

  • @kewlpenguin9228
    @kewlpenguin9228 Před 2 lety +211

    Haven't watched this in a while, yea it's still good

  • @futotazawa9585
    @futotazawa9585 Před 2 lety +131

    今日見たら1000万視聴超えてた。
    やっぱカリオペ様はすごい。
    あらためて1000万視聴おめでとう!!!!!!!!

  • @wiredrayne
    @wiredrayne Před 3 lety +14732

    Calli's tsundere personality is so strong it split into two personalities.

    • @Stryxxxx
      @Stryxxxx Před 3 lety +802

      Both? Both.
      Both is good.

    • @pizzaman9859
      @pizzaman9859 Před 3 lety +306

      Jesus Christ thank you Jesus

    • @paul.l1658
      @paul.l1658 Před 3 lety +176

      As expected from the evolve version of rushia ch.

    • @GameCyborgCh
      @GameCyborgCh Před 3 lety +298

      @@paul.l1658 Calli: fanbase is called dead beats
      rushia: fanbase is called fandeads
      calli: is the reapers apprentice
      rushia: is a necromancer
      both have a black outfit and pink hair (rushia's alter design)
      calli can spit fire and has boing boing. rushia can make death metal singers jealous and is not boing boing

    • @Natsumereal
      @Natsumereal Před 3 lety +146

      Rushia: finally, a worthy rival~ Our collab will be legendary!

  • @6sixFace
    @6sixFace Před 3 lety +2873

    Calliope: *Raps about death.*
    Also Calliope: Hey you can't say jerk it in a rap, that's in appropriate!

    • @jjcoola998
      @jjcoola998 Před 3 lety +167

      Welcome to modern advertiser friendly media lol murder is cool but reproductive organs our species rely on to survive? NOOOO

    • @AndrewS-vu4ji
      @AndrewS-vu4ji Před 3 lety +57

      there are tiers of profanity

    • @6sixFace
      @6sixFace Před 3 lety +32

      @@AndrewS-vu4ji your name is the most profane word I know. We will no longer speak of you and your magical tiered system of profanity categorization.

    • @6sixFace
      @6sixFace Před 3 lety +50

      @@jjcoola998 let's all jerk it now to pay our respects. F.

    • @Kamirasu
      @Kamirasu Před 3 lety +3

      @@Empyrean_Enigma 'ya' isn't even in the dictionary

  • @Nayisw
    @Nayisw Před 3 lety +44

    "Im MotherF-wording shinigami"
    - Calli

  • @chungga94
    @chungga94 Před 3 lety +73

    This song encapsulates Calli quite well: cool, talented, dork, dad.

  • @sorbetek9745
    @sorbetek9745 Před 3 lety +2868

    I wanna hear a watame vs calliope rap battle

  • @jeremygeller9145
    @jeremygeller9145 Před 3 lety +2445

    Me watching others get into v-tubers: haha haha SIMPS
    Me after watching mori:.......fuck

    • @zheddy5093
      @zheddy5093 Před 3 lety +90

      Me 2 months ago

    • @SlyProphet
      @SlyProphet Před 3 lety +130

      I think i just peeked over the edge... And I'm probably about to start tumbling down this fuckin cliff..

    • @kadebowen2414
      @kadebowen2414 Před 3 lety +28

      @@SlyProphet same

    • @UltimaJC
      @UltimaJC Před 3 lety +40

      Listen I was the same way. I didn't see the appeal until Calli popped up.

    • @potatoandburger
      @potatoandburger Před 3 lety +36

      The rabbit hole consumes everything... there is no escape

  • @michealvaughn7647
    @michealvaughn7647 Před 3 lety +34

    3rd bop, honestly every song ive heard that you made is a bop.

  • @thaelynhunnicutt7366
    @thaelynhunnicutt7366 Před 2 lety +5

    Love how kat from Victorius took the mic at the end

  • @sullygoose
    @sullygoose Před 3 lety +4026

    “Grab a little auto tune and then abuse it. Two clicks Beep-Boop sounds like music.” So much shade being thrown, we call her Grim Shady.

    • @Xarphor
      @Xarphor Před 3 lety +162

      *high pitched squeaking* Grim Shady *wheeeeeeze*

    • @Lolvi6
      @Lolvi6 Před 3 lety +73

      That line instantly made me think of him too lmao

    • @contrapasta2454
      @contrapasta2454 Před 3 lety +35

      Grim Shady!

    • @nick5zone827
      @nick5zone827 Před 3 lety +61

      WILL THE REAL GRIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP!!!

    • @ariqsyauqi4117
      @ariqsyauqi4117 Před 3 lety +8

      Nice one!
      Grim Shady

  • @huevom9665
    @huevom9665 Před 3 lety +3308

    Me: i speak french *put the french subtitles*
    CZcams: [Musique]
    .....

    • @2tonesg
      @2tonesg Před 3 lety +192

      Technically correct

    • @thenoobiestnoob9152
      @thenoobiestnoob9152 Před 3 lety +194

      lmao at 2:37 with the french subs it says mickey mouse

    • @yamagamikensei2232
      @yamagamikensei2232 Před 3 lety +64

      @@thenoobiestnoob9152 E P I C M I C K E Y M O U S E

    • @ohwowok6948
      @ohwowok6948 Před 3 lety +45

      Deaf French people: *breaquédancè*

    • @brachybean
      @brachybean Před 3 lety +32

      french subtitles: de rien
      everyone: but you didnt even do anything
      french subtitles: au revoir

  • @user-Syuineko
    @user-Syuineko Před 9 měsíci +2

    1:38 ここの上がって下がる発音好き

  • @haratoshio7647
    @haratoshio7647 Před 2 lety +11

    the last part feeling like Smol Calli is singing bad words and Big Calli comes there to stop her :))))))))

  • @pulseless5968
    @pulseless5968 Před 3 lety +546

    Calli: doesnt want to offend people so doesn't cuss in streams
    Also Calli: calls her fanbase deadbeats

    • @Treviisolion
      @Treviisolion Před 3 lety +114

      Tbf, it was a unanimous decision on the part of the viewers. Her viewerbase is incredibly self-aware apparently.

    • @pulseless5968
      @pulseless5968 Před 3 lety +12

      @@Treviisolion yeah, that's a valid point

    • @Kairukurumi
      @Kairukurumi Před 3 lety +60

      @@Treviisolion Yeah like she came up with it while she was writing the first song but she didn't think anyone would like it
      WE SURE SHOWED HER

    • @freyafrei8330
      @freyafrei8330 Před 3 lety +15

      The swearing is more for monetization reasons. CZcams-kun doesn't like to hear certain words.

    • @KingOfDarknessAndEvil
      @KingOfDarknessAndEvil Před 3 lety +15

      We're all masochists deep down tbh

  • @Deckronomicon
    @Deckronomicon Před 3 lety +8216

    We did it lads, she's at the top of the US and Japan iTunes Rap/Hip Hop charts, beating Eminem himself

    • @Rauolwolf
      @Rauolwolf Před 3 lety +627

      It wasn't really much of a contest, let's be honest.

    • @bananagod5530
      @bananagod5530 Před 3 lety +47

      :D

    • @nitrotex2552
      @nitrotex2552 Před 3 lety +94

      us and uk and top 10 ->1 in other countries as well

    • @mouses_HK
      @mouses_HK Před 3 lety +24

      We all knew this would happen lol

    • @cocoa6094
      @cocoa6094 Před 3 lety +16

      AYYY OUR BOI MURDERED THEM LET'S GOOO lolll~💀🎙🔥🔥🔥💖👌

  • @theodoreyumi5738
    @theodoreyumi5738 Před 3 lety +13

    and through the years we come back here and feeling nostalgic vibes huhu:c

  • @Martyhero
    @Martyhero Před 3 lety +6

    I keep hearing it as "Sign of the scythe in some red wine", which makes me imagine you can inscribe some sort of scythe-shaped glyph in wine in order to summon her. The follow up thought being, of course "Kiara would abuse the hell out of this."

  • @Weebfox
    @Weebfox Před 3 lety +2831

    Im so addicted to Mori's music it's not even funny at this point anymore

  • @seiarcc
    @seiarcc Před 3 lety +2066

    "Everybody likes.... self-deprecating..... rap...."
    YES

    • @PapaCharlie9
      @PapaCharlie9 Před 3 lety +46

      I wonder if the "self-DEPRECIATING" (not deprecating) was intentional. It made me LMFAO, so I think it was.

    • @Meonium
      @Meonium Před 3 lety +3

      @@PapaCharlie9 what's the difference?

    • @kio4896
      @kio4896 Před 3 lety +29

      @@Meonium Self-depreciating is technically the actual correct word to use. People more often use self-deprecating even though deprecating doesn't really make sense there, probably due to the fact that people attribute the word depreciating more to finance.

    • @PapaCharlie9
      @PapaCharlie9 Před 3 lety +20

      @@Meonium Self-depreciating could be considered the archaic form, like saying "Felicitations" instead of "Yo" as a greeting. Which is totally consistent with Calli's character, though she ironically says "Yo" also, lol.

    • @PapaCharlie9
      @PapaCharlie9 Před 3 lety +15

      @@kio4896 I think she intentionally avoided the more modern usage of deprecating, because that's consistent with her character's backstory. It's also consistent with her diction in general, which is weirdly formal and "learned" for lack of a better word. In turn, that makes her rap stand out for being so familiar and modern. It'd be cool if this was all intended and planned out, but I might be reading too much into it.

  • @bakamitaii1572
    @bakamitaii1572 Před 2 lety +6

    1:23 ‘kill me please’ (?) in the background

  • @waylan0
    @waylan0 Před 6 měsíci +6

    this was the first mori song i heard nearly 3 years ago and damn im still vibing out to all her music! first time i heard this i played it on loop for a whole night and fell in love with her style

  • @yari4343
    @yari4343 Před 3 lety +1820

    Deadbeats: Ywes!! UwU put your 5-foot scythe inside me..ughh
    .
    Mori Calliope: What...?
    .
    .
    Deadbeats: What!?

  • @nicolash9452
    @nicolash9452 Před 3 lety +5520

    “DEAD BEATS JERK IT NOW”
    You know the rules and so do I

    • @gatokawaii3996
      @gatokawaii3996 Před 3 lety +274

      2:36
      She gave us a sign😔 now I know what I should do.

    • @J0hndow
      @J0hndow Před 3 lety +65

      Tf lol

    • @sushiking_2720
      @sushiking_2720 Před 3 lety +140

      Me: I’m 4 parallel universes ahead of you

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 Před 3 lety +159

      @@sushiking_2720 You don't have to say "Me:". Things you say are assumed to be things said by you by default.

    • @legendpybro5016
      @legendpybro5016 Před 3 lety +68

      Welp time to pull up the rule 34 lewds

  • @justshrimping742
    @justshrimping742 Před 3 lety +11

    1:17 --I fucking love this part....

  • @user-dm8nn4qr8i
    @user-dm8nn4qr8i Před rokem +9

    やっべマジで普通にいい曲。トラップのサウンドも普通にかっこいい。

  • @MrQuackcorn
    @MrQuackcorn Před 3 lety +4051

    IMPORTANT
    Someone by the name of Corey Settele has FALSELY claimed ownership of this music by taking advantage of ONEbpm and CZcamss copyright system.
    PLEASE, report that video (which you can find by searching 'Curro Corey Settele' on CZcams) and also bring this to the attention of Hololive on their official channels (Twitter etc.)
    This is not okay, and is a flagrant abuse of copyright. I have reported this to COVER and also submitted feedback on ONEbpm's website, I suggest people also do the same. Nobody should be allowed to take advantage of anyone's hard work like that.

    • @GabrielRodrigues-xs6jp
      @GabrielRodrigues-xs6jp Před 3 lety +315

      Did my part, everyone remember to report It on Spotify too

    • @slickgod884
      @slickgod884 Před 3 lety +63

      It’s would’ve said it was claimed at the bottom of the description

    • @MrQuackcorn
      @MrQuackcorn Před 3 lety +189

      @@RiderRKL1 Yes, saw your reddit post, thank you for bringing it to the attention of everyone. You're the real MVP

    • @matthewirish2676
      @matthewirish2676 Před 3 lety +90

      Is the video still up? I can't find it
      Edit: I already found it, it is below some videos from India, if they cannot find the video, I will leave the link so they can report it (sorry bad english)

    • @sizzlybuckle4511
      @sizzlybuckle4511 Před 3 lety +14

      @@matthewirish2676 can you send the link my friend. I can't find the vid

  • @mahazehra5049
    @mahazehra5049 Před 3 lety +1738

    Did anyone notice that the art is by Ina the eldritch herself??

    • @AmeNGO758
      @AmeNGO758 Před 3 lety +144

      bruh, it's literally stated on the video lmaooooo

    • @zacharyzwickl5860
      @zacharyzwickl5860 Před 3 lety +99

      and Ina mentioed it in her debut stream

    • @mahazehra5049
      @mahazehra5049 Před 3 lety +65

      I meant as in not enough people are talking about it?? And ofc it’s stated in the video mori is a credit queen after all lmao

    • @theapplequeen5832
      @theapplequeen5832 Před 3 lety +9

      Ahhh this comment makes me miss this artists music videos ;~;. But yea- the art is heccin cool, and that’s a cute detail

    • @TagFul19
      @TagFul19 Před 3 lety +2

      You can say that is inspired from Soul Eater series

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement Před 2 lety +4

    I love how this meta joke of the chat being captured souls got turned into an entire song!

  • @billbarthel5224
    @billbarthel5224 Před rokem +4

    There's absolutely no reason for this beat to be so lit. Bruh. I live this lmao

  • @kaetill8945
    @kaetill8945 Před 3 lety +628

    DEAD BEATS

  • @Camunon
    @Camunon Před 3 lety +711

    Alright, her order is my command.
    TIME TO BEAT THAT ME-

  • @thebardofhearts3449
    @thebardofhearts3449 Před 3 lety +22

    The person singing this cannot be the same person who is afraid of getting hiccups...right?

  • @Surge-kk6ew
    @Surge-kk6ew Před 2 lety +8

    Welp looking back on it, it was this video, this is where the rabbit hole began
    Cut to several months later I’m now an absolute hololive en simp

  • @jajaker
    @jajaker Před 3 lety +281

    Deadbeats: * Recovering from Excuse My Rudeness, But Could You Please RIP? *
    Calliope: * Releases New Song *
    Deadbeats: WELP I GUESS I'LL DIE AGAIN.

    • @AirahsELL
      @AirahsELL Před 3 lety +2

      Keikaku doori, now where's kuso tori?

    • @Aikilyu
      @Aikilyu Před 3 lety +1

      @@AirahsELL The kuso tori turned into an actual phoenix from all this fire 🔥🔥🔥

    • @AirahsELL
      @AirahsELL Před 3 lety +3

      @@Aikilyu I did make a very short verse simping for Calli over in reddit but didn't garner much attention. I'm still surprised she hasn't used "oshi," since it's so fucking simple.
      _ahem_
      *YOUR OSHI, THE OG, THE ONE AND ONLY, CALLI-O-P*

  • @abaw2182
    @abaw2182 Před 3 lety +419

    Yagoo's crying but for a different reason this time

    • @katsuwen
      @katsuwen Před 3 lety +12

      About ba* w*rd 😂😂

    • @abaw2182
      @abaw2182 Před 3 lety +2

      Katsu Wen maybe 👀

    • @2Sor2Fig
      @2Sor2Fig Před 3 lety +36

      The jerk off instructions at the end probably aren't helping either.

    • @abaw2182
      @abaw2182 Před 3 lety +2

      Tatenda Tambo probably lol

    • @katsuwen
      @katsuwen Před 3 lety +2

      @@abaw2182 n also no monetization 😆😆

  • @dutchmonchannel3812
    @dutchmonchannel3812 Před 3 lety +5

    Calli: Dead Beats jerk it now! Dead Beats jerk it now!
    Me: Your wish is my command.

  • @kombatace7971
    @kombatace7971 Před 2 lety +18

    Theory:the reason each vtuber has theie own distincrive fan group (deadbeats, kfp employees, etc) is so that when a waifu war breaks out, they have troops to command

  • @lone570
    @lone570 Před 3 lety +2015

    "I dont want your f****** money"
    *Depressed yagoo in the corner*

  • @karite2
    @karite2 Před 3 lety +1029

    Me: "I will not simp for Hololive EN"
    Calliope: *slips me some dead beats*
    Me: "Calliope is my rapping reaper waifu"

  • @yukishima9212
    @yukishima9212 Před rokem +11

    この曲のイラスト、同じホロライブENのイナニスさんが描いてるんだよね……。
    うますぎる……

  • @lord67606
    @lord67606 Před 3 lety +11

    POV: some people are bullying you at school and your dad offers you help by showing their lyrical prowess and being threatening

  • @mochithepooh5368
    @mochithepooh5368 Před 3 lety +403

    When you have more original song than the amount of days on YT.

    • @PapaCharlie9
      @PapaCharlie9 Před 3 lety +14

      ikr? this is a hololive record, i think.

    • @Ak-ik8tc
      @Ak-ik8tc Před 3 lety +4

      @@PapaCharlie9 in raw numbers, Suisei has 4 musics, which I think is the record for original musics in hololive (till Calliopi post more and take it), but if you mean speed then obviously yes

    • @PapaCharlie9
      @PapaCharlie9 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Ak-ik8tc Yes, I meant for first week of debut.

    • @Ak-ik8tc
      @Ak-ik8tc Před 3 lety +7

      @@PapaCharlie9 first week debut? I don't think there is anyone who released 3 songs within a year at all lol

    • @mochithepooh5368
      @mochithepooh5368 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Ak-ik8tc
      Suisei circumstances is a bit different though, 3 out of 4 of her music was created without support of Hololive. Well I'm welcoming any kind of original music because they're really hard to make.

  • @tomtombaking5174
    @tomtombaking5174 Před 3 lety +413

    "Yagoo is crying because he's too happy"

    • @neeevirus
      @neeevirus Před 3 lety +50

      *"are you sure about that"*

    • @tomtombaking5174
      @tomtombaking5174 Před 3 lety +18

      @@neeevirus PROBABLY

    • @Tater_Toot
      @Tater_Toot Před 3 lety +6

      Is that how Ina got the golden Yagoo, cuz she did the art

    • @paradoxEpsilon
      @paradoxEpsilon Před 3 lety +17

      yagoo gave up on the idol thingy he just want a rap band instead

    • @kye7539
      @kye7539 Před 3 lety

      [X] Doubt

  • @thorhit
    @thorhit Před 3 lety +5

    My friend was talking about Mori Calliope and somehow we caught the idea of a dad who likes to watch Calliope and is a fan would technically be titled a “Deadbeat” Dad 😂

  • @vincentkao927
    @vincentkao927 Před 2 lety +4

    9 million congrats !!!!!!!!! 900万再生突破 おめでとう ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
    (Around 6/24 10:01 JST)( 282 days )
    +Topic channel :10.78 million/1078万
    +Topic channel, Spotify : 14.98 million/1498万

  • @666PANDEMONIUM
    @666PANDEMONIUM Před 3 lety +506

    Murder: "No Problem."
    Jerking: "WOAH WOAH YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON CZcams!"

    • @coolkeeper0927
      @coolkeeper0927 Před 3 lety +2

      Lmao

    • @FriskyD.
      @FriskyD. Před 3 lety +1

      You also can't say terrorism, corona, or fuck

    • @Swarmish
      @Swarmish Před 3 lety

      PURE

    • @ykm205
      @ykm205 Před 3 lety

      Oh real action combat and people dying on the background, no problem bro!
      Wait there's somebody being slightly lewd, gotta go report!

  • @user-tq6ki1pw7x
    @user-tq6ki1pw7x Před 3 lety +6199

    Me being Japanese: Yay I'm gonna sing this song on Karaoke!!
    Calli: RAPS SO FAST
    Me:

    • @user-tq6ki1pw7x
      @user-tq6ki1pw7x Před 3 lety +360

      @@ERRENTPRIM I know Eminem raps way faster, but Eminem's rap and Calli's are both too hard and there are just a slight difference for me because I'm not fluent in English lol

    • @MoeruHoeru
      @MoeruHoeru Před 3 lety +63

      Ay jp broooss 😆🤣

    • @user-tq6ki1pw7x
      @user-tq6ki1pw7x Před 3 lety +37

      @@MoeruHoeru hey yo brooo

    • @leunamme9448
      @leunamme9448 Před 3 lety +134

      @@ERRENTPRIM "Not as fast as eminem" and after you said that Calli sang Godzilla almost perfectly lol

    • @frynx-kfptoiletenjoyer3171
      @frynx-kfptoiletenjoyer3171 Před 3 lety +18

      @@ERRENTPRIM You should probably watch calli sang the 3rd verse in godzilla

  • @wannkore
    @wannkore Před rokem +12

    DEAD BEATS, LURKING NOW x3
    DEAD BEATS, LOCK IT DOWN
    Gettin’ kinda “stir-crazy”, you heard this
    I wonder what the meaning of “lazy” or life w/o work is
    Kawaii shinigami at your service
    Mark your enemies, and I’ll show them what hurt is!!!! :}
    Merciless, but what else should I be?
    Sudden nice-guy gap, but that’s honesty.
    A blood price to be paid, but I promise- it’s worth this
    On-demand-h*micidal-circus!!!
    All ya really gotta do is sign on the dotted line~
    It’s probably fine, right…?
    SIKE!!
    Your soul is mine~
    It’s all good.
    Being a DEAD BEAT’S got benefits
    We’ll be “best friends,” that’s the end of it :}
    Then I get a rush of adrenaline
    I think I like you…!
    Wanna feel my 5-foot scythe inside you~♡
    I would d*e for you!!! And that adorable scream
    Curious… would you ~d*e~ for me?
    We’ll lock it down!!!
    So when you bitches need me, call!!!
    (By your side with my scythe and red wine~)
    I’ll make ’em wish they never lived at all!!!!!!!
    (I’ll f**k ’em up, Gucci?)
    Just leave it all to us, cuz in the end
    We on another level, when the dust settles:
    An actual scene outta hell
    We’ll lock it down!!!
    So when you bitches need me, call!!!
    (By your side with my scythe and red wine~)
    I’ll make ’em wish they never lived at all!!!!!!!
    (I’ll f**k ’em up, Gucci?)
    Just leave it all to us, cuz in the end
    Not a lot that opposers can say
    To counterpoint the wise *ss words of my sensei:
    (Skip class)
    … Okay, next?
    (Take rips)
    … Eh, thought so.
    Make no mistake, these are “killer vibes”.
    I don’t “take breaks” cuz I’m taking lives!
    To die by the scythe? It’s the highest honor!
    Run and hide?! You can try…
    … you’re a goddamn goner.
    I could play the game by the rules, hell, I’d lose it
    Drop names, drain fools dry, I’m ruthless!!
    Grab a little auto-tune, then abuse it
    2-clicks “BEEP-BOOP” = sounds like music!!!
    New hits, cheap loops, samples, free beats
    Loose fit, sh*t design like a pair of ******(Yeezys)
    Rapping’s easy, music’s hard!
    Slapping fair-use material together, I could never be
    the star I seek to be, swear I’ll make ya proud
    DEAD BEATS cheer for me, and cheer loud!
    Decimate the crowd, that’s for sure~✿
    … Got a little sentimental, back to m*rder!!!
    We’ll lock it down!!!
    So when you bitches need me, call!!!
    (By your side with my scythe and red wine~)
    I’ll make ’em wish they never lived at all!!!!!!!
    (I’ll f**k ’em up, Gucci?)
    Just leave it all to us, cuz in the end
    We on another level, when the dust settles:
    An actual scene outta hell
    We’ll lock it down!!!
    So when you bitches need me, call!!!
    (By your side with my scythe and red wine~)
    I’ll make ’em wish they never lived at all!!!!!!!
    (I’ll f**k ’em up, Gucci?)
    Just leave it all to us, cuz in the end
    Calliope Mori on this goddamn mic
    I don’t want your f*ckin money, I just want your life
    I’m filling syllables with curse words, because I am an amateur
    Everybody likes…
    self-depreciating……..
    rap………………………………
    … I’m gonna stop.
    Like, I got nothing.
    I’m so tired, man.
    :}
    “Don’t quit your reaping job”.
    Got ’em
    DEAD BEATS, LURKING NOW, DEAD BEATS, LURKING NOW
    DEAD BEATS, JERK IT NOW!!!! DEAD BEATS, JERK IT NOW!!!!
    (yo yo YO YO YO STOP!!!! Stop. That is so inappropriate.)
    What…? What, I don’t get it…?
    “Jerking”, like… do a jerky dance, yeah?
    Jerk to the left~ Jerk to the riiiight~
    (Dude, just stop talking.)
    OK

  • @cloverateuwu3302
    @cloverateuwu3302 Před 2 lety +6

    I'm not sure if anyone has done it but...
    .
    .
    .
    .
    *DAD BEATS LURKIN NOW, DAD BEATS LURKIN NOW*

  • @user-cf9ef5or2q
    @user-cf9ef5or2q Před 3 lety +1478

    海外ニキたちが日本のアニメ、アニソンにはまるのわかる気がする、何言ってるか断片的にしかわかんないけどクオリティすごすぎて何回も聞きたくなるもん
    そして意味を理解したいから英語勉強したくなる…ホロライブEN、推すか…

    • @Subjectivity13
      @Subjectivity13 Před 3 lety +160

      彼女のジョークや駄洒落は理解するのが難しいでしょう。 日本語の字幕はおそらく彼女の言っていることを知る最も簡単な方法です。 彼女の言語の使い方は複雑で、すばやく話します。 英語の勉強頑張ってください! 難しい言語です。

    • @mrnuggs3981
      @mrnuggs3981 Před 3 lety +23

      Uh idk I need to learn more words

    • @x0sniper536
      @x0sniper536 Před 3 lety +184

      (Translation for anyone wondering what this says)
      I feel like I understand why foreigners are addicted to Japanese anime and anime songs. I don’t really know what she is saying, but the quality is so great that I want to listen to this over and over again.
      And I want to study English because I want to understand the meaning of the song a bit more. Hololive EN, do you recommend?

    • @takataka118cod
      @takataka118cod Před 3 lety +21

      俺も英語勉強頑張ります

    • @x0sniper536
      @x0sniper536 Před 3 lety +32

      幸運を
      (Good luck)

  • @QuarbitGaming
    @QuarbitGaming Před 3 lety +2407

    "I don't want your money, I just want your life"
    Canadians: "instructions unclear, here's my life savings."

    • @6th_Army
      @6th_Army Před 3 lety +94

      We simply honour the age old tradition.

    • @l0kk016
      @l0kk016 Před 3 lety +69

      Canadians: Both, both is good.

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth Před 3 lety +31

      The only way to make a Canadian follow orders is giving them a gallon of maple syrup.

    • @6th_Army
      @6th_Army Před 3 lety +36

      @@YataTheFifteenth Well, that doesn't really do anytthing. We already have the most maple syrup in the worldo as is. Don't know what we'd do with a little more. But if you can get us a war to fight in. We could finally try to to hold the other two spots for top 5 snipers.

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth Před 3 lety +12

      @@6th_Army y'all have the spirit of Pegahmagabow it's unfair.

  • @WDYUK
    @WDYUK Před rokem +5

    0:25

  • @untambrez3584
    @untambrez3584 Před 2 lety +6

    beats that go soft

  • @The_Honcho
    @The_Honcho Před 3 lety +7070

    An anime girl literally had a no.1 trending rap song on iTunes over Eminem. This is the best timeline

    • @houndrysmagolyteofhope4661
      @houndrysmagolyteofhope4661 Před 3 lety +369

      I am not complaining, Calli is a new talent so just that happening is good to me.

    • @MasterXav
      @MasterXav Před 3 lety +182

      Woah did she actually???

    • @asdrubaelvect8038
      @asdrubaelvect8038 Před 3 lety +103

      @@MasterXav demondice

    • @baha17222
      @baha17222 Před 3 lety +397

      We can finally say it. Eminem been reaaaal quiet since this one dropped

    • @andyjo7838
      @andyjo7838 Před 3 lety +64

      Her birthday ep got number one as well.

  • @crazyduck2597
    @crazyduck2597 Před 3 lety +579

    Watame vs Calliope
    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT
    YOU DECIDE

  • @shirowu911
    @shirowu911 Před 2 lety +2

    *Man, I don't know why is this the best for me*
    2:36

  • @user-xe6kx9tg6p
    @user-xe6kx9tg6p Před 2 lety +2

    1:18 〜 1:21
    2:09
    最後までが好きすぎます。
    特に1:18 のとこの真顔からニヤッとするとことか可愛すぎてやばい
    カリのラップは何回聞いても飽(あ)きないです。応援してます。
    日本語でしか伝えられなくてごめんなさい!

  • @YuuRic
    @YuuRic Před 3 lety +665

    That one word at the end of that one line: ******
    Me:"Oh she gonna say a real naughty word"
    Calliope: YEEZYS
    Oh.

    • @Yuki_Ika7
      @Yuki_Ika7 Před 3 lety +61

      it is a cursed word

    • @joshuaivan23
      @joshuaivan23 Před 3 lety +23

      Not exactly a stuff that need to be censored, but just to be sure & safe. I mean, all of this new rapper mention alcohol or car brand everyday, so mention a mere shoes must be fine.
      But, just play it safe better than deal with any unecesarry bullshit

    • @Raiden_Solid
      @Raiden_Solid Před 3 lety +23

      Also Calliope: Jerk it now!!!

    • @TheXander2004
      @TheXander2004 Před 3 lety +1

      @@joshuaivan23 i would agree with you but why is gucci not censored? xD

    • @joshuaivan23
      @joshuaivan23 Před 3 lety +2

      @@TheXander2004 Gucci already became a common slang for cool, lit, fashionable, etc

  • @javisohel
    @javisohel Před 3 lety +479

    Her production value is off the charts. Respect.

    • @PapaCharlie9
      @PapaCharlie9 Před 3 lety +11

      (Correction) THREE originals in her first week. That's a Hololive record, right?

    • @GameCyborgCh
      @GameCyborgCh Před 3 lety +3

      @@PapaCharlie9 this is her third this week. "Excuse my rudeness, but could you please RIP?", "ReaperかRapper?" and this one and tomorrow will be the last one for her debut EP

    • @PapaCharlie9
      @PapaCharlie9 Před 3 lety

      @@GameCyborgCh My bad. How could I forget Please RIP? Corrected.

  • @0zen8
    @0zen8 Před 3 lety +10

    "yo f**k this smoke" best part

  • @thefufster
    @thefufster Před 3 lety +1173

    plot twist: the girl that said "jerk it now" was actually Ame

  • @RoyalFusilier
    @RoyalFusilier Před 3 lety +2044

    "Self-deprecating rap" is the soul and voice of the current generation, which is why we love it so much.

  • @Wolf-wd9nb
    @Wolf-wd9nb Před 2 lety +3

    "Dead beats lurking now"
    French Captions: Epic Mickey Mouse
    2:37

  • @VanceCantSnipewtf
    @VanceCantSnipewtf Před 2 lety +2

    I like how no one is talking about that "yo f**k this smoke" right at the bottom left lmfao

  • @Cakeftw24
    @Cakeftw24 Před 3 lety +157

    The “yo f*uck this smoke” text is killing me. Callie’s flow and this beat are fire too

  • @jasonazucena9035
    @jasonazucena9035 Před 3 lety +492

    Dead Beats, lurking now, Dead Beats, lurking now,
    Dead Beats, lurking now, Dead Beats, lock it down (3x)
    (This song makes no sense)
    Gettin' kinda stir-crazy, you heard this,
    I wonder what the meaning of lazy or life without work is
    _Kawaii shinigami_ at your service
    Mark your enemies, and I'll show them what hurt is!
    Merciless, but what else should I be?
    Sudden nice-guy gap, but that's honesty
    A blood price to be paid, but I promise it's worth this
    On-demand homicidal circus!
    All ya really gotta do is sign on the dotted line~
    It's probably fine, right? SIKE, your soul is mine!
    It's all good, being a Dead Beat's got benefits
    We'll be best friends, that's the end of it
    Then I get a rush of adrenaline, I think I like you!
    Wanna feel my five-foot scythe inside you~?
    I would die for you! And that adorable scream
    Curious. Would you die for me?
    We'll lock it down!
    So when you b••ches need me, call! (By your side, with my scythe and some red wine)
    I'll make 'em wish they never lived at all! (I'll f••k 'em up, gucci?)
    Just leave it all to us, 'cause in the end
    We on another level, when the dust settles
    An actual scene outta hell!
    We'll lock it down!
    So when you b••ches need me, call! (By your side, with my scythe and some red wine)
    I'll make 'em wish they never lived at all! (I'll f••k 'em up, gucci?)
    Just leave it all to us, 'cause in the end
    Not a lot that opposers can say
    To counterpoint the wise-ass words of my _sensei:_
    ( - -) Okay, next?
    ( - - ) Eh, thought so.
    Make no mistake, these are killer vibes
    I don't take breaks, 'cause I'm taking lives!
    To die by the scythe: that's the highest honor
    Run and hide? you can try-- you're a goddamn goner.
    I could play the game by the rules; hell, I'd lose it
    Drop names, drain fools dry, I'm ruthless!
    Grab a little auto-tune, then abuse it
    Two clicks, beep-boop, sounds like music!
    New hits, cheap loops, samples, free beats
    Loose fit, s••t design like a pair of Y••z••s
    Rapping's easy, music's hard
    Slapping fair-use material together, I could never be the star
    I seek to be, swear I'll make ya proud
    Dead Beats cheer for me, and cheer loud!
    Decimate the crowd, that's for sure
    ...got a little sentimental, back to murder!
    We'll lock it down!
    So when you b••ches need me, call! (By your side, with my scythe and some red wine)
    I'll make 'em wish they never lived at all! (I'll f••k 'em up, gucci?)
    Just leave it all to us, 'cause in the end
    We on another level, when the dust settles
    An actual scene outta hell!
    We'll lock it down!
    So when you b••ches need me, call! (By your side, with my scythe and some red wine)
    I'll make 'em wish they never lived at all! (I'll f••k 'em up, gucci?)
    Just leave it all to us, 'cause in the end
    Just leave it, just leave it
    Just leave it, just leave it all to us
    Calliope Mori, on this goddamn mic
    I don't want your f••kin' money, I just want your life
    I'm filling syllables with curse words
    Because I am an amateur
    Everybody likes . . . self depreciating . . .
    . . . rap . . .
    . . .
    . . . I'm gonna stop.
    Like, I got nothing, I'm- I'm so tired, man.
    I'm so tired.
    "Don't quit your reaping job!"
    Gottem~

  • @zebrin
    @zebrin Před 2 lety +6

    I think the part at the end where she completely loses steam on the rap is funny. Calliope is great.

    • @whoareyouwhoamidoesitmatte2726
      @whoareyouwhoamidoesitmatte2726 Před 2 lety

      Yeah, thats my favorite part honestly, especially with how super aggressive she starts out, cussing twice in 1 line and then peters out before giving up and just talking to the audience because she can't think of anything to fill the gap.

  • @Ayylex
    @Ayylex Před 2 lety +3

    low key goes hard, instrumental is fire af

  • @JohnSmith-op3qj
    @JohnSmith-op3qj Před 3 lety +487

    Legend has it Calli's rap is the thing that keeps hell burning

    • @EpicSwag-mv8qu
      @EpicSwag-mv8qu Před 3 lety +32

      That is responsible for a good portion of hell's heat, but the friction from all of the dead beats jerking it contributes more

    • @monicaraybrandt
      @monicaraybrandt Před 3 lety +7

      that's because it's straight fire