Touhou Characters' Names But They're Google Translated
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- čas přidán 12. 09. 2024
- So I currently don't have any ideas for mashups right now (well, not any good ones) and people seemed to like the last Touhou names video, so I made this thing. You know the score, I put the names through every language in Google translate and then into English. I actually used the Romanised versions of their names, so the results are extra funky.
BGM is Character Select - Super Smash Bros. (close enough)
The clapping scene is actually from none other than Birdemic: Shock and Terror.
Starting from PCB is legit a story
From 0:34 it tells that the we are at the beginning, then it tells us that he is coming to us. Then there’s a little bit of his backstory of how he wrote and didn’t die, after that it tells us that we should learn more about Malinkova and Flanker, Yemen and good medicine if we want to understand the story better. But then Reimu cuts the story off to call out for help because there is a (yet another) incident. Finally the story continues and we’re told that he is coming to us on our right, 39.4km from Laurent. They bought something from a solider and picked it up in Laurent with the guy that’s coming, but it was hard and they just let it all fall apart and ripped the solider’s jacket in the process. The solider was mad and wanted to update the form where he required a new jacket in exchange for a car, the seller’s partner was happy and told that he didn’t want a car anyway. After that the solider and his partner said their catch frase: “Culture clock!” The guy who was coming said he was sure that he can congratulate coca cola on that one. The solider and his partner weren’t happy though and screamed, because he acted just like president of Romania - lots of space and honey seeds. But they were later fine as they worked together. The solider, his partner and the guy who was (supposedly) coming thought they could be friends, the solider introduced himself and said that his name is Rami Bilaal, he wasn’t really proud of his name and said it wasn’t fun. Fortunately Rami’s partner fixed the problem and that’s why they partnered up. The story reminds us that the guy is coming on our right, but is it helpful or benefitial? Rami now reminded the guy to fill out the form, but they guy said “you know, medications are distributed, your religion, you have a conscience. Thanks for the windows Government.” Rami said “I was not sick when i went to the beach, I want to learn about it fixed.” They sealed the deal by shouting “UOlara,” as a result a lot of bushes started swearing. Gensokyo was told to be careful of bushes. One employee on top of almonds died because of them. After that incident Gensokyo had a white spring full of diamonds. On that spring many people had their first letter written, Lee helped Keiko, Joshua returned to Kamah, agriculture was considered as a good idea, lots of pictures were taken in Tibet, a new location. Rami, his partner and the guy who’s coming started posting regularly and had lunch. There was a part during the lunch where the waiter asked if they wanted something. They ordered powerful sizes, New York, that’s flowering like a bucket and one of them even wanted to see the butt sleep and save the files. While they were having lunch the prismrivers were performing there, some were singing along. After that some went to work to fix the problem and others went to wish people a happy new year, they quoted “two lines are two lines” that was said by R. Ghana. That was the first step in their journey to come to us. The next day the sun was shining and they tested if that was a revelation, but as usual there was no one there, only water and fire. Rami made up a secret word “beast” to meet santa claus. But others quoted “man, go to work”, said Kassel LN. Bond. Rami’s partner said “you can do it lord, remember the memories where you ate vegetable salad and other memories.” Their journey continued and they traveled through Macau and Yasinaka. After all that the guy, who was coming us forgot to work and he failed…
This guy can literally decipher the battle cats lore
@@dagazwithloweffort9356 here i go
cats battle
It's crazy because this sounds so Ai generated but I know that it's not because it's so bizarre even Ai couldn't comprehend this
@@burnttrash9712 i can confirm that i was so bored that i decided to write this story
@@DerpyNubcool
1:01 you ok Ran?
years of animal abuse are finally showing
help me XD
h̢͟͝͏̷̵̸̴̴̵̧̢̛̕͘͢͟͟͟͜͜͞͞͝͠͞҉̡̡̢̛́͟͟͝͏̶̡҉̴̀҉̶̸҉̨́͟͢e҉̸̶̡̀͘͡҉̶̴̢̨̛́͟͢͞͞҉҉̶̸̶̶̧̡̧̛͘͜͜͜l̶̷͘͟͠͞҉̵̷̴̸̵̸̶̡̨̧̢́́̀͝͡͡͡͡҉̸̶̴̢̨̧̨̧̀́͘͟͜͢͢͜͜͠҉ṕ̷̸̴̴̴̷̢̨̛́́͘͠͠͝͝͏̸̴́͠ ͠͏̴̵̴̶̴̢̧̛̀͟͟͟͜͜͞͞͝҉̨́͡͞m̡̢̛͘͘͢͟͟͞͏͜͟͡͠͏̵̵̴̶̷̢̡̀͘͢͜͢͡҉̸́͟è̴̸̡̧́͘͟͟͞͏̸̴̴̛͘̕͢͢͜͠҉̵̵̨̨̡̧̡̧̧̛́̕͜͡͞͏҉̶̕
she isn't okay
Yukari = Incident. Coincidence? I think not.
😱😱😱😱😱 *yukari make incidents confimed*
@@guncatto2625 cool
Ran = help me
there's more going on in the gap than it seems
@@Araneus21 animal abuse
That would fit better with
Kanako
Starting from Chen it tells a story
Here is the thing
He is coming to you
He wrote
He did not die
Learn more:
Malinkova and Flanker
Yemen
Good medicine
Help me
Incident
He is coming to you
On the right
39.4km from Laurent
They picked it up
But it's hard
Let it all fall apart
Upgrade this form
I would like a jacket
Good soldier, I don't want a car
Culture
Clock
I'm sure
Congratulations to Coca CoLA
IEEEEEEEEE
President of Romania
Lots of Space
Honey seeds
Happily, we worked together
My name is Rami Bilaal
It's not fun
Fixed
On the right
Is it helpful or beneficial?
Complete the form
You know
Medications are distributed
Your religion
-. You have a conscience
Thanks for the beautiful windows
Government
I was not sick when I went to the beach
I want to learn about it
Fixed
UOlara
As a result, a lot
Bush
Swearing
Be careful
Bush
Employee
On top of almonds
She is dead
White spring
Diamonds
My first letter was written
Lee helps Keiko
Joshua returned to Karnah
Agriculture
Good idea
Lots of pictures
Tibet (new location)
Post regularly
Lunch
Part
You want something
Powerful sizes
New York
Flowing like a bucket...
I want to see
The but
Sleep
Save the files
Some are singing
Go to work
The problem
Happy new year
Two lines are two lines
R. Ghana
This is the first step in out journey
The sun is shining
Test
This is a revelation
As usual
There is no one here
Water and fire
Secret word
Beast
I met Santa Claus
Man
Go to work
Kassel LN
Bond
You can do it
Lord
Vegetable salad
Other memories
Macau
Yansinaka
You forgot to work
This took too long to do for such a minimal payout, but I don't care.
@@robitpower You absolute madlad, you actually wrote the entire thing from Chen on. XD
@@robitpower in my mind this stands as a lore for some non existant game that i wouldve loved to play
@@robitpower what a life changing story, anyways r/madlad
@@robitpower *Bush employee on top of almonds*
Patchouli's name somehow matches with her expression
Marisa: I'll be borrowing these!
@@sandarnwe7130 "borrowing"
“Two lines are two lines”
And dead people are dead.
And every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes
hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
@Some guy with an blursed pfp [Mayk Felix] damn I was about to comment that
Lunarians use lines as currency and that's their equivalent to 5 bucks is 5 bucks
"Just because you're right doesn't mean you're correct."
He's coming to you.
He wrote.
*He* *did* *not* *die.*
Learn more:
Malinkova and flanker
1:00
Every touhou game in a nutshell
100th like less goooooo[no one gives a fuck]
Wow I didn’t know Shizuha Aki was the President of Romania
I fucking wish
I hope she fixes the corruption problem
She was the real Dollmaker of Bucuresti all along
Eye contact describes Sakuya eosd perfectly
...
i dont get it
@@denebkhast me neither
Her eyes in eosd is red, but later zun changed to blue. So, eye contact obviously ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( jk lol)
the moment sakuya became scp 173
Ran Yakumo is the only one who’s still normal and is concerned because everyone around her is beginning to speak nonsense and Meiling is actually doing her job
I was not sick when I went to the beach - okuu
5:09
I met santa claus
Man.
"Work completed". Now that's a laugh.
1:20 When you try to not play easy modo
4:25 "The Problem" sounds threatening
0:15 not exactly but yeah
1:01 indeed you need it
2:13 YEAH, YOU JUST FIXED 4 GAMES IN A ROW
" Help me "
- Ran
3:16 can we get an amen in the chat :(
Amen to hatate
I mean it's very much unlikely for her to come back in any form so yeah. RIP Hatate.
RIP Hatate Himekaidou
F
Some of my personal favorites:
NEW
00:00
Yemen
Incident
I would like a jacket
Culture
Fixed
Your religion
Government
Fixed
Bush
Employee
Agriculture
Lunch
New York
Sleep
Happy New Year
This is the first step in our journey
Test
Beast
Man
Bond
Vegetable Salad
letty's name lmao
Hong “Work Completed” Meiling
2:48 (Bends staff thing) Fixed.
Meiling > Work Completed
LMAOO that was perfect
EDIT: But how did you that tho? The Patchouli one is pretty impressive.
How was work completed when you forgot to work
@@ProjectEchoshadow hey don’t blame her blame government(Orin)
2:45 me when i see a touhou character that I didn’t see
Me when I wake up and have eye boogers: 4:08
4:30 ahh yes the floor is made out of floor
Ayo- *hi*
@@MelCMlol hello
@@Gh0st.K1ng_Nico hi moved accounts
Ah yes,my favorite character, “I want to learn about it.”
02:06 my name is Rami Bilaal
(Wheezee)
Next character: its not fun
I met santa claus
“Man, go to work”
I cri
3:00 demonetised
0:25
Ironic.
5:07 good for you
Ran and Yukari’s names are scarily fitting.
3:55 fits too well. Id gladly buy something from seki as long as it aint life threatening.
5:04
"Beast I met Santa Claus"
"Man go to work"
3:02 I see what you did there, very clever
What he do
Murasa is a pirate ghost and what are pirates known for besides finding treasure? Swearing
Can I borrow the ?
@@captainmega6310 ah yes *H e*
@@koolaidguy315 uh yeah he. What he do?
Headcannon:
Ren: *enters the room*
Yukari: Yes?
Ren: *Presents Chen to Yukari* Here is the thing.
Yukari: Ah yes, excellent.
Ren: Help me, with it
Yukari: No. *warps out*
Ren: ...
5:41 Hits too close to home :(
"There is no one here" the fact this character has one of the lowest ratings in the popularity pol makes me wanna cry
the left side of my brain: you know if you practiced you could beat a touhou game on normal mode,
the right side of my brain: 1:18
me playing on normal mode when I get to the third stage: 1:21
Which game tho. Touhou 8
@@MelCMlol pretty much all of them except for Touhou 6
Because of sagume's ability, two lines are now three lines.
one thing is wrong...one single thing...
everyone appears to forget those 5 games:
-Highly Responsive to Prayers.
-Story of Eastern wonderland.
-Phantasmagoria of Dimensional Dream.
-Lotus Land Story.
-Mystic Square.
So many characters being left in the void...
The first Touhou Characters' Names video is fast approaching 1000 views, so to celebrate I'm planning to make a Part 3 with both PC-98 and printwork characters included. Mima will return in Avengers: Endgame.
@@Patrick_Not-Star thanks by advance
Now Parsee is my religion, and I guess Okina is canonly a man
parsee supremacy
Youmu sent my sides into orbit
5:10
man
2:06 Aya:Hey Rami Bilaal!Say AWOO!
I've never heard of this Aya character...
I think you meant *Clock*
5:22 looks like Seija (I Want To See) flipped Yachie's ability
Since a few people have asked now, the BGM is actually "UFO Romance in the Night Sky" from Undefined Fantastic Object. The music when Nemuno disappears is "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven.
Man how much I like “beast” and “I met Santa Claus” my fav characters honestly
You heard kaguya, go get a jacket for her.
No one:
Not even Tewi, Mouku and others:
Eiki: IEEEEEEEEEEE
Ran translating to help me is endlessly funny to me and I don't know why
Eye contact, as Sakuya does the exact opposite.
I will definitely not make EYE CONTACT with Sakuya
*Incident* basically the whole Touhou series in a nutshell
Lol some of these make sense
Yuyuko = Good medicine
For what? Suicide?
& Alcana & gt; is the strongest touhou character
4:06 has to be the best timing in all of existence
5:29 uh yes I'm currently eating a salad
Consider this a warning >:)
@@giorgospapoutsakis5271 oh no
Ah yes my favorite touhou character, Man.
Yuyuko = Good Medicine
I don't see any problem with my favourite Touhou character
Daiyousei being sadness kinda speaks volumes, make my girl have any Dialogue whatsoever please
h e l p m e
Work completed
But she fell asleep...
Yuyuko=G O O D S T U F F
3:36 the sarcasm in this is through the roof
Marisa: Praise God!
oh my god you just reminded me that birdemic is a movie
4:40 : **Angry Junko Noises**
》5:24 : Unironically true lmaooo
ah yes my favourite characters, Looking for a book, UOlara, You want something and Sleep
3:10 She is an Employee of the month.
1:54 I am from Romania 🇷🇴
0:21 Oddly fitting
0:25 Sakuya gives interview tips
0:34 Forgot to start the speedrun
0:37 Chen explaining to Ran
0:39-0:45 He did a lot
1:04 Oddly fitting
1:06 He's still doing a lot
1:10 Wriggle says this so she can Wriggle Kick you from the LEFT in Th08
1:30 When your retired veteran neighbor puts his Ford up for sale
2:20 Asking Tenshi to reconsider what she's doing
2:22 Eirin finally upgraded
2:36 Notre Dame priests be like
2:58 The person who did 9/11
3:06 What people said at the U.S. election of 2004
3:15 RIP
3:19 A certain other fairy might have an issue with this name
3:45 Instagram influencer notes
3:55 Fitting, since it looks like she's revealing hidden merch in her cape
4:00 She composed Alicia Keys' song
4:06 - 4:10 me too
4:15 Me every 5 minutes in college
5:10 Is she though?
5:19 , James Bond
5:40 I don't know how I forgot with all the reminders in this video
1:04
Yeah i think this is what reimu sees whenever yukari appears
1:06
I think we would've seen (he)r by now since shes a 200 meter tall giant apparently
Is nobody gonna talk about how Cirno is '& Alcana gt;'
2:41
Damn ok
I know some people where Parsee essentially is their religion.
1:35 🧐
Wait...? They have a Cowgirl now..?
I really need to catch up on that sweet Danmaku bullet flinging....
Yeehaw.
"Good medicine = Yuyuko"
You know why its funny... right
2:03, truly a candid friend.
Ran:help me
5:10 "Man..."
"... when will people like me?"
new netflix touhou dub arrived 👀
Hong (lazy guard) to work completed coincidence? I think not
and patchouli knowledge to looking for a book
4:31 Total sense
Everybody’s favorite duos
NY and Flowering like a bucket…
And
Beast with *I met Santa Claus*
Most importantly
Test and This is a *REVELATION*
And then there’s government and I was not sick when I went to the beach
I love how Yukari is just *incident*
*Nice my name is now praise god!*
Man
i literally regret adding another G on Shinigami
Yuyuko tastes bad
Medicine is Culture, seems about right.
3:18 that's still better than sunny milk
I can’t believe they told me multiple times to go to work and I still forgot to work…
let it all fall apart
ALICE IS PERFECT SHE IS VERY CULTURED 🥴
Rip Hatatatatatatatatate
"tibet (new location)" i guess we have to spell it ཏོཡོས་ཏོམིམི་ནོ་མིཀོ now
PERFECT!
Spat a booger out of my nose at "congratulations to Coca Cola"
I'm sad as you can see
Cheer up Daiyousei. You may not have an official name or boss fight but we still like you