|| STAND - UP COMEDY || IF I WERE A COW... || Ms. Yozana Thapa Magar
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- čas přidán 13. 09. 2024
- We are back again!! The Storyyellers Comedy Specials episode 3 live comedy show presented by Daraz Online Shopping held at Calm Courtyard, Tangalwood with amazing all female line up. Here we are featuring very talented budding comedian Ms. Yozana Thapa Magar.
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I came here after Sanjay's podcast. You are strong and amazing Yozana. My wishes are with you good luck ahead.
Who noticed her shoe?😂🔥
She had already told to notice!
@@Sumankas91 she*
Me
@@momobabu9543 lado khanxas ta teso vaye
MC FlOw 😃😃 New. kHOJXASH SALE KT LAI SHE VONXA KI HE VONXA THA NAVAKO MANXE 😃 VUKXATA BA
Brilliant at many points. Great going comparing with her previous stand ups.
Malai ta man paryo hai. The way she compares a cow with a typical Nepali woman is amazing. The ending is great, "If I were a cow, I'd rather be eaten than molested!", the theme of which is "I'd rather get killed than raped!". Salute to the creativity, all the religion stuff alive. Everyone is free to express.
One of the best stand of comedy. Excellently written and performed.
Dark humor indeed.. loved it girl ♥️
A great presentation and act with an amazing lesson❤️
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How difficult is it to understand that there are morons in all religions? Look for Kevin Spacey, Harvey Weinstein, etc. in Hollywood. And Look up for Theodore McCarrick guys and also search and watch the movie Spotlight. www.npr.org/2019/02/16/695426603/vatican-defrocks-former-cardinal-mccarrick-finds-him-guilty-of-sex-abuse
Brilliant! deep but humorous....
way to go yozana😊😊😊...very nice😊😊
ta yaha haha
@@sabinsangpang9430 ho ma yaha😂
kta haru yaha :D
Bhai haru timi haru yaha :)
The best stand up set in Nepal. Great job. Keep it up.
was lucky enough to see her live
Hands up to you Yozana Thapa Mayar. Such an incredible speech:-)
Maile pani khanai pako xaina but khane jaat bhanxan...lol
Huge respect for different concept
by different concept you mean copied jokes
Yozana magar ❤
"Offended people! Please sense the sarcasm" :)
Sarcasm doesn't mean to criticise other religion and rule of a nation
Pacific Poudel
Sarcasm means when you say one thing and mean another. When you sarcastically say “you look veryyyy nice” then you don’t look nice.
When she says “Christianity has real feminism” she means the opposite.
Aru kei??
@@AayushWho 😂😂😂😂😂😂
AayushWho please don’t try to make’em understand bruh , triggered haru chan sabai
@@babunepali6277 bro 😂 eti triggered hunu vanda baru 5rs dinxu mithai khau ..
Great yozana....keep going...
Nice concept salute
Super act and the end is just awesome...
One of the finest stand up comedy i have ever seen..thank u di...
I am offended with how people are offended by a stand up comedy
Santosh Thapa anyone with a normal brain can understand that this was more than standup comedy..dherai janne banxa hami pani dherai heryaxau stand up yo sale randi ko intention k thiyo sablai taha xa
i am not offended by whatever she said but lets face it she wasnt funny most of the act and where she was funny was lifted from other comedians
lmao soooooooo true.
You will be offended how this girl was offended because james shrestha roasted nikisha shrestha. When he roasted heterosexual people no one had problem but ehen he roasted a trans, she is offended
@@procrastination7330 hasayo kto la
Stand up comedy Vanya tha xaina ki k ho yo stand up ramro xaina Vanda aani aaru stand up hereko Vanni ta tha pae haleyo ni aaru baata choreko vanda
This is an actual standup comedy. Perfect jokes. Perfect message. Perfect punchlines. Not even a single joke wasted. Seriously, WOWW...❤🔥
She was a teacher in our school😂😂
Samikxya Acharya which school
What types of teacher is she.
Whom didn't know about Hinduism but talking like professional खोक्रो खोज व्यक्ति.
हरेक मानिस लाई चिन्ने तरिक तेस्को वास्तविकता।
I am sure that there she used to promote about christainity more than teaching
@@Prajjwal_Maharjan Everest Boarding High School, Damak
WAS ??
Wow such a nice.. no vulgar no dublle words...grate salute ....
हजुर ले लगाउनु भएको जुत्ता एउटा कान्छा दाइको अर्को माइला दाइको रहेछ !! जुत्ता हेरेर हासेको 15 mns भो !!
10 min ko video ma 15 mins haseko hoit
😂😂
Jhutta mattra hoina aama ko jaat pani namilne dharma pani namilne kti pani magarni jasti nadekhini😂😂😂 tesaile hola jhutta pani farak lako
sahi hoo...prestident vanaouxaa power didainaa🙂🙂😎
Sujata Khadka what about england tya ta jhanai queen banauxa power didaina and the coincidence is they are real christian feminists🤣🤣
@@YAYA-kz8kf 😂😂
One of the best standup comedy i have ever seen ❤
And "Kuch toh log kahengey logo kaa kaam hai kehna"
Keep going ❤
Great punchlines and the metaphorical script with a great message and equally justified presentation !!! Just keep your good work going.(y)
Cowist lmao 🐄😂
Wow
Sarcasm is not a cup of tea of everyone. So yeah 👏👏 that last line is 🔥. 😍😍 you are a humorous lady.
Since I heard u were on standup comedy was willing to c u, n u really rocked, nice plot with strong message. Ur standup with the funny humor is awesome. Hope to c u live some day soon.
Tc
Guys!! Please dont abuse her. She has nothing to do with the jokes she said cause all JOKES ARE COPIED
yeah i noticed her copied jokes other then that she wasn't funny
@@procrastination7330 but that naito was damn 😍😍
@@intellect7475 i never had a naito obsession but she definitely stole those shoes
@@procrastination7330 haha
@@procrastination7330 one from pashupati nd next from shyambhu..
The way she talked that may offend our fucking secular country (society ) but the way her exaplantion reality hit myan
Salute for you dear ❤🙏🙏
Though she is not adopted by her parents she is adopted by crestainity. I love to be original, proud to be hindu.
Jay nepal brother
First of all learn how to spell "Christianity" correctly. Then talk some horse sense at least.
Hey yoo, skinny ass! thanks for correction.
Get lost bitch, don't force me to rape in comment section. I just drop my view and who the hell r you to correct and judge me.
It's not that important to correctly spell Western faith ie cristenity,oh sorry Christianity.😂
What great perfor manc
nice one myan, keep coming with more beautiful stuffs.
wow...scarsam and humor at its best...nicely done
Naito 😍😍😍
Comedy na somedy haina bro. Naito le garda matra yo video right ho...
LMAO you're not the only one count me too naito 😍😍😂
🤣🤣
One of the best lady stand up comedian of nepal , very nice set yoznaa waiting for more .
I guess the whole thing was not about cow but feminism in nepal..
Great story. It's 100% true.
I loved that chaupadi concept . You are amazing sister . Keep it up
This was so Creative.....
Wowwww dank jokes
Bujha nepali jaga 😂😂
Kassam nepali stand-up comedian le ni yesto dank mann paryo malai
Its a fucking dunk joke rather than dank
Zoro? you lost again huh ?😂😂😂😂
Do you even know what dank means?? Dank doesnt mean dark you stupid fuck
superb ,
I have never seen a beautiful girl having a good sense of humour and doing a stand up comedy with this much flare...good job lady.
Khatraa thiyo😍
well done sweetheart very nice, keep going 3
Yo kt le chai khanxa justo xa ✊✊✊
Damiz
Suppop
Herdae naheri comment lajja
Finally some rich content and pure sarcasm in Nepali comedy..some guys out there are just over-rated..
One can have beef if they want, it's their individual choice. But saying her religion is better who has recently converted is no good. You can sell your religion but don't insult the majoritorian faith.
it's comedy, man. Don't take it seriously.
Irony with the name....😂😂😂😂
Logical Thinker the universe does not care about any of us. Although we assume that our patch of dirt with its mountains is more special and our views on the factors governing our existence whether it be science or religion are nothing more than temporary realities that hide the true nature of the universe. Just as forgotten generations before us have turned to ash and consumed by nature so will our cities, our money, our flesh and all of our achievements fade into an endless void. When a tree falls in a forest does anyone cry? Likewise will nothing even blink when our lives are erased in what is just a cosmic flash.
@@ShreyashPiya arent you tired of replying the same thing to everyone
and its not even true
@@procrastination7330 Give in to the truth of your mortality and the demise of this world into the cold of space. I am merely spreading the truth that all things will turn to black. I am tired of seeing the mindless discussion about the temporary. We are but these husks drying in the fading sun. And if you want truth in my words you will find only the chaos of nature. If that is reality for you, then so be it. We will all face those moments of clarity when we are fighting to breath as we face nothingness. That there is no reality, there is no here and now. So embrace the blackness.
great
It's not joke just she is comparing between Hinduism and Christian which is greatest? But according to her research done in cow😊 Christianity is better. So new name Dr.yozana ( got PhD by doing research in cow).
But the way she presented is awesome. She told us the right fact which is the fate of hindu culture. but one thing is instead of comparing it if you had talked about chauvinism than it's would be worthfull.
Please don't compare we are living in multicultural society.
@@nepalayamahatmay2750 brother,european ra american hindu huna vanda pailai eastern part of the world,christian hunxa.She is not attacking Hinduism just pointing out flaws of our religion and yeah you must be fun at parties, arent you?
@@nepalayamahatmay2750 hearing Hinduism is better than other religions from a freakin Hindu is no surprise.NO RELIGION IS PERFECT.If Hinduism treats women more godly than western, tell me why
1.Are the rape cases more in eastern part of the world?
2.Are women dominated till now?
3.Is there more vulgar words towards women than men in our language? try intrepreting some of them
4.Should be women be treated godly when they are humans and should be treated equally🙂
Hinduism has a lot of fucking flaws bro accept it or not, the flaws are rooted deep on our minds and you are ignoring them completely.
To word it nicely, you are being *manipulated* by the society
@@nepalayamahatmay2750 You know westerns are more developed than us right? Its because they accepted their flaws and changed it for the better.
Dont say now we are happier than them and shit, cause boy you can be happy where your heart belongs
@@nirajshrestha6806 all the religions have fucking flaws bro. Not only Hinduism don't point out particular religions. No any religions is perfect.
@@manishpokhrel8783 You kidding? Living in Nepal where almost 80% of the people are Hindu.. what were you expecting her to talk about? Judaism?
One of the finest set I have seen in a long time.
You raise the standard of Nepali stand ups.
Daami
This girl is ❤️😍
man she is awesome !! she is the one who knows what is standup comedy !!
if you were talking about any muslim community you will be told to respect religion, why not to respect hinduisam though.
#OPCMC
One Person Can Make a Change: to break the culture of silence, to end the violence against women, and to raise awareness among many men and women. That’s you. So proud to see this.
Yo sab Nepali ma boolaikovayaii baball hunetheyoo ...🤣🤣🤣 English ma magaa aayaiina...
Anyway nice act sisii.😊
its so good to hear u to sharing about jesus.. on ur own way... yojna
Kanxe nepali bolana hasnai paena 👉sarkare school 🏫 ko pida 🕺🏼
Yozana thapa magar daaaami.....👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Yo kt le Cristianity ko prachar pracar gareko jasto lagyo... She is making joke of hinduism 🕉 Yo kt jhole ho... Bidesi dollar ma biki sakeko dalal ho... ani hindu ko billa handa pani hasne boka haru ullu hun...I hate this stupid women 👎👎👎
God loves you brother, may He bless you more and I pray that you see the Truth one day.
She is a perfect e.g. of " syano packet thulo dhamaaaaaakaaaaaa". Love ur punch line.
Insulting Hindu and promoting Christianity is not a source of comedy for everyone you can have any religion but u cant insult other
New ways of explaining reality... relly enjoyed...😀😀😀😀
If Farmer leave their cow who will feed farmers
buffalo?
Ajay Pratap cow is a metaphor for woman u idiot
@raw bin so eating cow is a metaphor for eating women in that sense u smart ass....
🤦🏼♂️
Farmer ko wife
i liked it coz of female presentation style
keep it up best of luck👍✌
अहिलेसम्मकै सबैभन्दा खतम। यस्तो नी कमेडी हुन्छ एक अर्काको सम्मान गर्न सिकेर आऊ नानी।
How difficult is it to understand that there are morons in all religions? Look for Kevin Spacey, Harvey Weinstein, etc. in Hollywood. And Look up for Theodore McCarrick guys and also search and watch the movie Spotlight. www.npr.org/2019/02/16/695426603/vatican-defrocks-former-cardinal-mccarrick-finds-him-guilty-of-sex-abuse
dude its humer 😂😂
Wow, she nailed it.
One of the best Stand up comedy 👍👍👍👍
यो केटि को कमेडी सुन्दा मलाई घोप्टो पारेर पिछाडी बाट ल्याम ल्याम हान्न मन लाग्यो
K vaneko? Respect people..this only an act...
She is a perfect e.g. of " syano packet thulo dhamaaaaaakaaaaaa"
Nepali stand up comedy is not that good.. if newar are baon. Wala bus ramro lago..baki sab copied ho.. dudh deko hoina liyeko . Sab copied
wow 😲😲😲
Arki namuna ni aaiye la😂😂
Coool😊😊😊😊
If u respect the cow settle them free.Where is the sense man?? In Hindu there is fake feminism,right? Did u see only hindu religion in the society? She is the good missionary of christianity,indirectly awaring people about taking beef.Nice preparation by father & daughter.
Yes bro what about their work of kidnapping children and making them to follow christainity
HINDUPHOBIA
badly offended😂
@@subarnaadhikari677 its normal to get offended from this video
nepal and india bahira jaanu then u will know cow/ beef badi khane hindu nai bhetchau ..no need to go far just go china ..
I wud have signed u right away if I cud... God bless u
New trend in stand up comedy feminism ra religion ko joke gar ne video viral 😂😂😂.
Bipin Maharjan But all religions and opinions are meaningless. We like to think that we give it meaning, but if there was a god or gods, why would beings with infinite power think twice about what moving masses of carbon think about them? Why would their power wane or increase with devotion with just another speck of dirt in this cosmic infinity? And if their power was dependant on us would that not make them dependant and thus not immortal and all powerful? Think of the Ancient aztecs, the celts, the aryan christians, the zoroastrians, the crores of hindu gods we are told exist...all thought their gods to be supreme and everlasting but have been snuffed out by the reality that everything dies and returns to the nothingness from where it originated. We should all accept our fate and surrender to the ceaseless march of time in its pursuit to destroy this universe. Opinions are but a candle in the cold void of the cosmos they will keep us warm until they like our lives run out of fuel. Then where is the candle....and where are we?
She was prettier than the thumbnail picture in this. Nice one ☝️ love the confidence and presentation.
Indirect insult to Hindu.. wht do you say???? Y is she so interested in cows .. m afraid she's not a student , completing her PHD IN COWS.. 😂😂😂😂😂
She is crack mad girl using the word sarcasm to insult hindus. Sarcasm hami bujhxau kei haad samma its good but not at this lvl
Sometime her words hurt me too
Fundamental roots of sarcasm ......3R RACE REGION AND RELIGION ma no comment ...sarcasm ko naam ma dahrma ko debate gar8n naani le...
regarding freedom she wisely hide there are 5shrines (acc. to bbc news e.g. in Greece etc) where women are not allowed to enter. but glorify christianity.
Great job..proud of u for which level u r now in nepal society
hahahha cow does not give the milk we take it copied huh indian comedy standup come on make ur own jokes girl
cool
Damlo kholyo vane Dudh timle dinxau ??
This has been a new culture in nepal and way to speak up the mind.
Gathering lots of references from the president powerlessness to chaupadi and still using the punch lines, this trend has definitely has helped people express themselves more.
The contrapositive way of expression in modern world.
नानू कसै को मजाक को पत्र बन्नु भन्दा अगाडि यो हिन्दु रास्ट्र हो यो याद गर ।
है बुद्धि आउन अजै बाकी छ होला तिम्रो।
हो यो #modern जबना तर हामी पनि येइ जवनामा हुर्कियेको हो।
I came here after on air podcast
At last publicity of Christianity
Good one
what if Setup changed
country =arab nation
Cow=sungur/Bungur
and you promoting christianity.
Ani dekhinthyo comedy ki ma ben. Freedom of speech ko majak bana chha
Country arab vaye pani akhir ma kura tehi ho. what she's telling is true. She is just trying prove that women's are not safe these days. Ani who says nepal ma freedom of speech xa geet gaune protest garne lai jail halekai xa ban garekai xa
Very good
Please do report to this video it's so much offensive for us and is criticising the Hinduism
And doing publicity of her newly adopted Christianity 😒😒
Khatra
First view
Love it very nice concept
3rd😂
I like speech
Farak farak jutta😆
❤️😍