PKA 418 w/ Jericho - Kyle's Bottle Pee Tutorial, Carlton Sues Fortnite, Tucker's Poop Story
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0:00:00 - Kyle introduces sponsors & guest
0:00:08 - Fitness talk: Weight gains, salt and cigarettes
0:07:19 - More cigarette talk: Coolness, poor people, dip spitting and more
0:16:35 - Tucker’s poop story & Have the guys ever cleaned up someone else’s vomit?
0:18:29 - Why are smokers & dip spitters so inconsiderate of littering?
0:22:11 - Kyle teaches us how to pee in a bottle while stuck in traffic
0:28:31 - Have the guys ever received head while driving?
0:30:17 - Which US cities have the worst traffic? And Elon Musk’s underground tunnels
0:40:28 - St Louis’s crime-ridden areas & homeless people Battle Royales
0:46:11 - Politics talk: Is Trump pulling out of Syria a good thing?
0:49:55 - Savage American smallpox blankets & Woody’s English heritage
0:55:56 - Return to Politics talk: The US’ involvement in the Middle East
1:00:10 - Alfonso Rivera sues Fortnite for using the Carlton Dance
1:05:10 - PKA’s most heated debate ever: Is cookie butter just cookie dough?
1:10:52 - Kyle & Woody bet on if Trump will be GOP Frontrunner in 2020
1:13:10 - Ad read: Robinhood
1:14:15 - Woody’s “How to be a millionaire” video
1:15:21 - What’s not as bad as everyone says it is? (Dentists, eating alone & more)
1:26:08 - PKA’s public pooping rituals and experiences of REALLY bad poops
1:38:36 - Video: Woman has seriously bad diarrhea (POOP WARNING)
1:40:26 - The guys watch another horrible pooping video (but don’t show it)
1:43:38 - Artie Lange has done so much coke that his nose is destroyed
1:47:01 - How would the guys handle winning the lottery? And Kyle’s douchebag cousin
1:53:31 - TV show talk: It’s Always Sunny, Black Mirror & the new Hellboy movie
2:04:03 - Superhero movie talk: Venom & the Spider Man crane scene (hilarious)
2:13:22 - Ad read: Postmates
2:15:44 - The BJ paper - A scientific study into the various types of head
2:19:04 - Subtitles in movies/TV shows; yes or no? (Bonus Hell’s Kitchen talk)
2:21:30 - Cooking/food talk: Kyle’s fries, sous-vide steak, crab/lobster & more
2:42:07 - Gaming talk: Kyle & Tucker enjoying Blackout, PC gaming & 4k vs 1080p
2:59:32 - Ad read: CZcams Music
3:02:19 - What’s the most intimate moment the guys have had with other guys?
3:10:21 - Woody’s chat with a guy cheated on & how the guys would deal with a cheater
3:22:46 - Superhero talk: What happens to The Avengers as the current cast ages?
3:30:44 - A lot of people STILL don’t know that Kyle is FPSRussia
3:37:18 - Is Karl Pilkington (An Idiot Abroad) funny or just stupid?
3:43:18 - Wings talk: The troll channels are taking a toll on his personal life
3:52:39 - Taylor’s awkward disabled toilet encounter & expectant mother parking
3:59:47 - Kyle shares a mean-spirited photoshop of Gangsta Granny
4:02:21 - Tucker pimps his social medias, Woody calls it a show
This is meta... Now we have guest retelling a story
metametametametametameta
About 3 seconds into the story & knew that there was no way i was just imagining hearing this story before
whiteboy7thstsfanboy Iv been binging pka for about a month now while I play video games and many stories/topics are recycled
Kyle in 2018: “Cancer is bad for you, most of the time...”
Kyle in 2020: Gets cancer
Wasnt that bad for him tho haha
Taylor’s cutting out was more than usual this week. You guys don’t need to be married to Skype... there are SO many better alternatives out there!!! You could even use Skype for video, mute that audio and then get in a discord voice channel and use that for the audio while using Skype for the video. I’ve done that before and it worked perfectly so you get to keep the video quality you like and also get the better audio quality that you’ve desperately needed for years now
but you need to remember, discord is hard to use for the resident boomer
Dude, Jericho is growing on me like mad. Dude's a lot funner and cooler than younger me thought. Love PKA man
Agreed 👍
Taylor's mic quality sounds worse than a Xbox 360 headset.
I agree
Keanu Rives it’s probably Skype’s fault for cutting him out any time someone else talks
I think it's mostly his internet.
Just dont use earphones.
Only 5 mins in but so far he's more or less inaudible unless he talks for longer than 20 seconds.
well someone didn't give tucker the. we're wearing black memo
Lol.
My
Listening to these guys talk about eating $200 steaks and I’m sitting here eating my 175th pan of fried rice since June.
Kyle & tucker food talk is awesome, totally geeking out as a chef. Lol
Jesus guys get on discord already the audio isn’t as sharp as it could be...
Discord isn't necessarily better, the vid chat is dece
You expect woody to know what discord is?
What they really need to do is individually record their own audio, that way it doesn't matter whether they use skype, discord, or a bloody tin can telephone, they'll all sound good when woody puts them together. It's more effort for sure, especially since it looks like it's basically made live and little editing is done, but it really is necessary because this sounds like it was recorded a decade ago at least
I was literally packing a tin on Copenhagen as they started hating on dipping.. they shamed me out of taking one on this drive lol
IF you got shamed out of taking it, you aren't worthy!
@@vToneehh That's a greeny for ya
At least you weren't packing grizzly. Chew on my guy.
100% true, y'all underestimate the grossness.
@@SilverSpoon09 There's nothing wrong with it if you do it correctly (disregarding the cancer stuff lol). Just don't do it in front of people who aren't used to it, and if you do, make an excuse to turn around or something and spit discreetly. I always keep the bottle in my back pocket or coat pocket where people aren't seeing it. The only time I do it anymore is on long drives because I'd kill myself otherwise lol.
ONE A MONTH AND DISCORD
Day drinking, call of duty, pka, man I love weekends.
Nothing better
down for kwebb since we getting great guests recently
Is this a diss or actual guest request
Any word on Samuel Richard Jordie getting on the show?
Nice hearing just the first 6 words of Taylor’s sentences. Is there really no better option than Skype?
Audio rip
Kyle singing Mr. Brightside by The Killers made my Christmas while I'm out on the road.
Matthew Morgan what time was this?!? I’m trying to find it again and can’t lol
@@isaackorish9924 3:14:15 :D
Tuckers Blink-182 was pretty cool as well.
@@RL-fd4jv you remember the time stamp i cant find it
@@johnnytiu Around 3:14:45
Poop bandit story already told
tru but its rude to cut him off
robert strangie is that a joke? Everyone cuts everyone off all the time lmao
Shuttup you Cock
@@Josh-gw4ys not to bash him but by everyone you mean woody
Most of the storys are recycled,poop bandit at least 3 times
Rewatching these to get the video and so thankful Woody gave us the flash of gangster grandma at the end 🤣
Is my blunt roach littering? It’s just two different plants
yes, simple answer: soil and ground water. burnt stuff is carcinogenic
Building a train is much more expensive than building a tunnel that cars can drive through.
Skype sound 👌
Using Skype in 2018 LUL
Looks in description for Alfonso time stamp, " Alfonso Rivera" .
I’d say the most intimate thing I’ve done with a guy is pray before a high school football game. We’d all circle up in the locker room and pray before running out for the game
You've never given a close male friend a hug?
Kyle looks like a bond villain in this episode
2 episodes away from 420 guys. Give your nuts a pull and get blazed for the fucknards!
When I was 12 I was in the us (florida), and clogged the toilet at like 4 times at all different hotels.. The american food-sizings and tiny toilet holes is a bad combo..
The trick is to flush three times. You poop half of what you need to, flush, poop out the other have and flush again. Then you wipe and flush that a third time.
I eat like a 300lbs man (thank God I do a sport) and never clog the toilet. Soooooo, maybe it was you.
If these videos are too small for your bowel movements, it's not the bowl that's the problem
27:41 Woody says "puberty" :D lmao
Pka looking like a 90s early 2000 rock band
A root canal not only costs a bucketload but it hurts when you have an infected nerve,
Then the recovery you cant drink hot or cold stuff for ages because its super sensitive, I want to go to this place Kyle goes to!
Need a paramotor video, Wood! It’s been 2 weeks!!
I didn't think the audio was that bad before but man... this episode is rough. Just fuckin fix it guys, it'll take a bit of work but get with the times already.
Oh my God you guys are idiots.
Weekend starts NOW!
done processing before 10:30pm, Hellllllll yeah
I actually went out and bought some cookie butter. It’s actually some pretty good stuff, I want to go back and see if they have a flavor closer to chocolate chip cookies.
For the first time in a while I noticed they repeated a lot of conversations they had in previous episodes. I thought maybe they uploaded the wrong audio files or something when I listened to it on my phone. But then they talked about the Carlton dance so I knew it was new lol
I like woody's shirt in this show not gonna lie.
lol ive done the cigarette butt thing with my woods...lol i aint tossing my roaches
that's different cause roaches will actually decompose, cigarette filters won't
This is the second time Tucker told that poop story on the show
That’s Chicago but almost exclusively east in the morning and west at night with only one highway
4:02:31 E.T. Smoka Bowl😂
I used to dip and always knew it was gross, but it’s a different and stronger buzz, and I enjoyed it. Haven’t done it in years though.
I dip, and what they're saying is true. I hate when friends of mine do it. In college, people would always spit into beer bottles and of course, people would drink it thinking it was their beer. I usually keep a small bottle in my coat pocket or something out of site and make sure to not spit when someone is watching. Unless it's my girlfriend or close friends. When the option isn't there, you just swallow or you just don't dip. It's not hard.
4:02:47 Woody totally shows the gangsta grandma pic he said he didn't want to show. Actually crying!
he did that on purpose hahaha
Speculoos is like the dutch speculaas methinks which is a gingerbread like type of cookie
Yes Tucker has been on so much he's retelling stories, Kyle replacement material right here
It's a good time when tucker is on
always love my boy tucker
3:14:51 is Tucker's best momment to date!
Go with the 3080. I did and I am running a 4k monitor.
Get BlameTruth on PKA
trucker is such a great guest top 5
kyle, that was awesome, thanks
Woody, McDonnell Douglas merged with Boeing in 1997.
Tucker is the best guest dammit
Taylors audio skips every time he talks...
It's his internet. Are you idiots still this stubborn?
Kyle is right, root canals are not bad at all.
Ahh so it's here that Kyle admits to being a reptile
Tucker's drink prices are also expensive because he is in LA
PKA 420: Drinking episode with Kweb 🤞🏽
How about smoking weed
@@coolcam2 I wish, but I doubt they'd do a smoking episode unless they were all in legal states.
Is that fps.?
Kyle needs to do some cameos as FPS Russia and promote pka
@Kyle Myers what happen to the gun channel
MikeyMoDz his friend was murdered and was the supplier of the weapons.
Hey Woody! I know this is probably the wrong video to comment in, but I'm not sure how else to contact you or send you a DM. So I watched a video the other day of you paramotoring somewhere to the beach in NC, and I saw that you lived in NC around Raleigh, which got me thinking.. perhaps you know of a personal instructor that could help me get started in paramotoring! I live in Charlotte, NC but I don't know anyone that knows a thing about paramotors or that can teach me, I was hoping to learn from a personal instructor rather than a flight school if that makes any sense. Let me know if you could recommend me anyone that's close to Charlotte, I would love to get started in paramotoring, you and Tucker have inspired me to do it so I'm now on the hunt to get trained! thank you in advanced!
For a second I thought Kyle was all about the Raimi movies, but then he started praising the Garfield movies and I was immeasurably disappointed
the robinhood ad aged well
They caught the Golden State Killer by comparing his DNA collected from crime scenes to the 23 and Me database to find close relatives. Definitely not a good idea to help Big Brother by donating your DNA to their database.
@woodysgamertag you got to watch the aquaman movie at Imax in 3d it's amazing
sam I LIKE FISH STICKS lmfaooo
The dance existed before Carlton did it. Case closed.
4:02:31 for half a second of the gangsta grandma photoshop
As someone in a wheelchair I approve normal people using handicap bathrooms lol
woody in that black shirt specifically looks like a Walmart brand Elon Musk
8 minutes in.. Does Taylor's mic improve or no?
1:01:20 ... that’s a yikes from me woody lol 😂
GOD DAMN. Its about time someone said that the Spiderman movies with Andrew Garfield were GOOD. They were definitely solid movies, I don't get why they receive so much hate.
finally woody looking like the man he is...to hell with that hollister/american eagle shit. grab some ralph lauren
speculoos is a dutch thing google speculaas and you'll see what it is
I quit cigs and actually only smoke them very occasionally
i always feel sorry when woody eats dinner on the show as i know as a long term viewer of pka from the START of watching every week for years
he does not really get the time to eat with his family during/after work. HOWEVER love this PKA woody so GJ
1:43:00 what happened to Tucker when he went from laughing to like he had been told if a death?
I’ve seen him do that before and I think it’s when something catches your eye that you keep reading, only seen it while he steams tho lol
Trains are 4 times more efficient than rubber on road transportation.
What happened to the fpsrussia channel?
Tucker is always a solid guest. Props man.
EpicKillstreak he was a pussy on this episode
I hadn't shit in public for 8ish years until 2 months ago when I could no longer hold it and went at a McDonalds in a shitty (ha) neighborhood... I now carry with me, at all times, some disinfectant wipes. Thought you guys might want to know that. You're welcome.
11:50 so your talking about chiz
Hell ya Kyle Mr Brightside is dope
1:23:17 funniest thing I've ever seen
Eight thoughts as a guest again?
i used to be a smoker and if i were smoking outside the busstop and if there was a trashcan nearby i would toss it in there after draging the cigg on the ground to remove the flame/heat. but if i were out walking and there isnt a trashcan nearby i would just flickit behind some bushes or in to a field. dont smoke anymore but i definetly see how it is disgusting to see cigg butts around everywhere
Kyle watch the rob and benny's experience its him and comichistorien doing that and it's better cuz it's both of them
i lost 10 inches off my waist in 6 8 months. anything is possible
Cooking talk. More.
A pack of cigarettes will last me a fuckin year lol
nice shirt woody
Today I learned:
•Tucker Loves Trains
•Tucker Hates Elon Musk
You know if your gf tells you she kissed someone she probably didn’t just “kiss” him.
36:05
Hey, call it like I see it
A long drive is anything longer than 2 hours. 2 hours gets you pretty far in the UK.
I thought about this a lot, 4 hours in the UK is driving from Manchester to London, aka the North West to the South East, bit in America this is considered a relatively short drive.
@@Sasquatch10 we're a lot more condensed, our roads and cars are also A LOT smaller.
MatthewJBD America is also 75 times larger.. so there’s that
@@MountainDewbies that's my point.
Does anybody know that Kyle is fps russia