Old Men Are Never Alright. Phil Kopczynski - Full Special

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  • čas přidán 28. 06. 2024
  • Old men are never alright, at least that hoe Phil Kopczynski feels in his first full Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether it's getting injured playing a game of pick up basketball, buying used underwear at goodwill, or eating unsalted sunflower seeds, the comedic stories of Phil Kopczynski are sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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Komentáře • 275

  • @gmooney1149
    @gmooney1149 Před 3 lety +51

    You're one of the best. Able to kill it why'll hitting the nail on the head

  • @ayricaLC
    @ayricaLC Před 3 lety +28

    The Ramen packets very accurate😂

    • @pkop6
      @pkop6 Před 3 lety +4

      Can't argue with science 🤣 thanks!

  • @meghantheeggdispenser4931
    @meghantheeggdispenser4931 Před 3 lety +36

    Genuine comedy right here! 😂👍

  • @Aiyan777
    @Aiyan777 Před 3 lety +80

    😆 "I died at the sunflower seeds!" De-Salted lol!

  • @gregjohnson4697
    @gregjohnson4697 Před 3 lety +92

    ...and that’s how good I am at marriage...🤣🤣

    • @BeegirlsHoneyHouse
      @BeegirlsHoneyHouse Před 2 lety +2

      He had me at the guy snoring like he’s trying to break all the bones in his face‼️‼️👍🏽🤣
      I was married to that guy for 17 years‼️🤦🏽‍♀️🤓 The only thing worse was when he finally got a bipap machine and it sounded like a shrieking iron lung‼️

  • @amandamartinez5853
    @amandamartinez5853 Před 3 lety +18

    The snoring impressions got me 😂😂😂

    • @UncleEarl97
      @UncleEarl97 Před 3 lety +1

      It's funny when we're young kids hearing parents and grandparents snoring at night or while they nap. As a kid while up at my grandparents beach cabin long ago, if I had to visit the bathroom in the night, I had to walk by their makeshift 'bedroom' and oh man, could grandpa snore! I swear it could rival a chainsaw! No wonder some spouses lose hearing in one ear! I loved my grandparents, and miss them. But, it's a different world when we get that age and are caught snoring! And of course we deny snoring, but your children say, "Dad it's true you were snoring!". Having lost a lot of weight, I don't snore much at all anymore. I loved the snoring impressions too!

    • @pkop6
      @pkop6 Před 3 lety +1

      Honestly I was holding back. Not sure how my mom ever slept🤣 cheers! Glad you dug it.

  • @curtcoffee
    @curtcoffee Před 3 lety +30

    Thank you for the funny material. I needed some laughs I.E. portapotty, milking, hip thrusts. When I first saw the title I thought it said: Old Men Are Never Airtight, which is true too.

    • @pkop6
      @pkop6 Před 3 lety +6

      Yes, old men release a lot of gas. Thanks for checking it out!

    • @BernadineM.
      @BernadineM. Před měsícem

      Omg yasss!!! 😂😂🎉😂🎉

  • @jamesvillien6083
    @jamesvillien6083 Před 2 lety +15

    We need more of Phil! That was hilarious 😂

    • @pkop6
      @pkop6 Před 2 lety +1

      Thanks, plenty of me to go around

  • @jeffboyer2747
    @jeffboyer2747 Před 3 lety +59

    OMGosh, this dude is a hoot!

    • @pkop6
      @pkop6 Před 3 lety +4

      Lol. I'll keep hootin friend. Thanks!

    • @dillongage7628
      @dillongage7628 Před 3 lety +4

      So you're both clearly old . 😂 the word hoot is another old age test.

  • @jamie615
    @jamie615 Před 3 lety +28

    This was really good

  • @ke9082
    @ke9082 Před 3 lety +144

    A lot of comedy makes me laugh kind of internally- this guy made me laugh out loud a few times. Hope to see more of him.

    • @angiecontreras845
      @angiecontreras845 Před 3 lety +4

      it's 1 am Christmas day and I'm laughing so hard I'm crying 😂😂😭

    • @clarrissakutil3002
      @clarrissakutil3002 Před 3 lety +2

      Im the same way. Im dying over here 🤣🤣

    • @pkop6
      @pkop6 Před 3 lety +11

      Yo thanks! Glad you dug it. 🤠👍

    • @ke9082
      @ke9082 Před 3 lety +5

      @@pkop6 fan girl moment ahh!! Thanks for responding, you’re hilarious!!

    • @samchuchic
      @samchuchic Před 3 lety +3

      Spot on!

  • @elsablue3646
    @elsablue3646 Před 3 lety +36

    This man is hysterical! Thank you !

  • @stanleymaley7875
    @stanleymaley7875 Před 3 lety +39

    Merry Christmas

  • @graceb7284
    @graceb7284 Před 3 lety +5

    "Do you have ghosts....No thats just my wife in the next room milking herself"😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️

  • @colleens1878
    @colleens1878 Před 3 lety +21

    We looked at the Forever pools and never thought of that lol 😆

  • @lisafrequency55
    @lisafrequency55 Před 3 lety +28

    He made me laugh which is not easy to do.

  • @richardtaylor8595
    @richardtaylor8595 Před 3 lety +66

    Thanks for the laughs. Merry Christmas every one.

  • @jacklasz
    @jacklasz Před 3 lety +11

    LOVEEEEE your energy!!! Your *Bursting Anger Spasms* (hahahahaha) my husband was just like you! Thank you for *The Trigger*.
    Hug’s n Love from Canada xoxo 🤗♥️🤗

  • @TechWiz1983
    @TechWiz1983 Před 3 lety +15

    Loved his act, the material is gold. Thank you for the laughs hope to see more.

  • @rudevalve
    @rudevalve Před 3 lety +13

    Certified Gold!!!!!🎄

  • @beatleme2
    @beatleme2 Před 3 lety +9

    lmao great sense of humor

  • @handmaidmd
    @handmaidmd Před 3 lety +10

    This man made me laugh out loud several times! A feat indeed!

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 Před rokem +1

      His jokes are so relatable specially if you are married, your husband snores and have children.

    • @handmaidmd
      @handmaidmd Před rokem

      @@edithdlp8045 agreed!

  • @jameswyatt1304
    @jameswyatt1304 Před 3 lety +14

    Wow, we have a bad of unsalted sunflower seeds in the pantry and I've been a scouting volunteer for a decade and a half, so the shoelaces part had me on the floor. Contests to his son on the Eagle project; behind every Eagle are several bootprints, but they have to do a heck of a lot to get there.

  • @bbiggs4327
    @bbiggs4327 Před 3 lety +7

    Phil was awesome.!
    Drybar is batting 100%.

  • @mamamoon65
    @mamamoon65 Před 3 lety +19

    Omg... You are hilarious! Thanks for the cacklinga!

  • @valuepurposemission7517
    @valuepurposemission7517 Před 2 lety +4

    dear god thank you for putting this guy on the planet ........ i wish there were more like him. cant wait for more of this guy. :))

  • @jetthalverson7354
    @jetthalverson7354 Před 3 lety +63

    I saw this guy live when he opened for Theo Von in Appleton WI. Phil was so goddamn funny and I got to meet him afterwards too. I remember him joking about how I looked like I was 12 and too young to be at the club lmao

    • @mookyyzed2216
      @mookyyzed2216 Před 3 lety +5

      From Oshkosh here. Hello neighbor 👋

    • @zac3392
      @zac3392 Před 3 lety +5

      Theo is hilarious. His mind just works so differently than any other comedian.

    • @pkop6
      @pkop6 Před 3 lety +9

      I'm back in WI February. Hopefully you're 21 now.

    • @dillongage7628
      @dillongage7628 Před 3 lety +1

      @@mookyyzed2216 Oshkosh is a place? I thought it was just a made up word for your store 😂😂

    • @dillongage7628
      @dillongage7628 Před 3 lety +1

      @@pkop6 man I wish i saw this a month ago woulda got some tickets I'm right across the border in MN. Hopefully you're back in my neck of the woods eventually!

  • @kelliv2995
    @kelliv2995 Před 3 lety +6

    This guy. You know, the things that challenge us always make room for magic. He is made of magic, this guy 🪄

    • @pkop6
      @pkop6 Před 3 lety +1

      Magic, but mostly gas station coffee and beef jerky. Thanks for watching 🤠👍

  • @doctorlolchicken7478
    @doctorlolchicken7478 Před 3 lety +8

    A lot better than the title had me think. Usually don’t relate to the old man jokes, but this guy was a blast.

  • @sdraper2011
    @sdraper2011 Před 3 lety +11

    He got some pretty good air at 15:54.

  • @adamw7158
    @adamw7158 Před rokem +1

    once i found drybar i literaly watched every full special and look everyday for more dont even look for new comedy just go here lol thanks drybar

    • @adamw7158
      @adamw7158 Před rokem +1

      also did anyone read the desciption? best spelling error ever lol

  • @maggsbufton1969
    @maggsbufton1969 Před 3 lety +51

    The most common view parents have of their Teenage boys ...... is the backend ....sticking out of the open fridge door....accompanied by the question....“ what’s there to eat”?

  • @ellen_thekindtempest
    @ellen_thekindtempest Před 3 lety +9

    He's awesome, too hilarious! 😎😊

  • @cameronstone1611
    @cameronstone1611 Před 2 lety +2

    Great delivery his timing just awesome

    • @pkop6
      @pkop6 Před 2 lety

      🤠👍🏻

  • @maryksnyder1155
    @maryksnyder1155 Před měsícem

    Laughed soooo hard! Ty! I needed that! LOVED ❤️😂🤣🤪😂🤣🤪😂

  • @abbieblake8598
    @abbieblake8598 Před 3 lety +6

    That guy is hilarious 😂

  • @laprepper
    @laprepper Před 2 lety +3

    As an Eagle Scout I appreciate the scout jokes!

  • @rosannsupino5517
    @rosannsupino5517 Před 3 lety +5

    Really funny

  • @bbiggs4327
    @bbiggs4327 Před 3 lety +4

    My 2nd viewing and
    hes still funny.!!

  • @nancyanderson6404
    @nancyanderson6404 Před 3 lety +6

    You are fantastic. I needed to laugh and you did a good job

    • @pkop6
      @pkop6 Před 3 lety

      Yo thanks!

  • @foodlover1950
    @foodlover1950 Před 3 lety +2

    Wow when he said embarrassing he wasn't kidding 😂

  • @amandaburkhalter36
    @amandaburkhalter36 Před měsícem

    omg, I watch back to back , did he say this was his 1st special? Omg, what? Even so, I'm just eating a Jr bacon from Wendy's , and I'm about to choke, but I can't stop laughing! Omg, he's awesome! Love it! 👏👏👏💯

  • @haunteddanelle5515
    @haunteddanelle5515 Před 3 lety +5

    Omg I hadn't laughed so hard in a long time

  • @donaldreason5664
    @donaldreason5664 Před 3 lety +2

    B.REASON
    Fuuuuuuuuny !!!!!!
    Love him and the background !!!!!
    👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @marianamelendez7397
    @marianamelendez7397 Před 2 lety +2

    SUPER funny!! Didn't want it to end.

  • @johngallagher9151
    @johngallagher9151 Před 2 lety +3

    This guy is so good. I love pure comedy that is actually funny.

  • @hazeldecker622
    @hazeldecker622 Před rokem +1

    My husband snores like that...I wear a sleep mask with headphones over ear plugs. It works, mostly.

  • @dgkboarding123
    @dgkboarding123 Před 3 lety +5

    The desalted sucked on sunflower seeds had me in tears lol

  • @Serenade2461
    @Serenade2461 Před 3 lety +3

    Lol that first bit reminds me of my mom getting mad about the young girls at the bakery she worked at, asking if she needed help because she'd get red faced and huffing while scraping the floor at the end of the shift. The worst part was, she knew she was red and huffing.

  • @noemischuler3787
    @noemischuler3787 Před 2 lety +1

    I have the flu watching drybar.... note to self laughter is not the medicine when you have the stomach flu! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Well played dude.

    • @pkop6
      @pkop6 Před 2 lety

      I cured you. I'm basically Dr. Phill

  • @constancejenkins3867
    @constancejenkins3867 Před 3 lety +4

    He was SUPER FUNNY 😍🤣😅😂😂🥰🤨😝

  • @marionholtzmann6872
    @marionholtzmann6872 Před 3 lety +3

    The endless pit of despair 🤣

  • @ckoritko
    @ckoritko Před 3 lety +5

    This dude knew his audience! Great set!

    • @pkop6
      @pkop6 Před 2 lety +1

      thanks!

  • @kishacalhoun6414
    @kishacalhoun6414 Před 2 lety +3

    This guy so hilarious 😂

  • @OfZeitgeist
    @OfZeitgeist Před 2 lety +4

    It's so great to actually Laugh Out Loud for real. I even snorted!! 🤣

  • @valeriemyers6596
    @valeriemyers6596 Před 3 lety +4

    Hilarious!

  • @dqmynator2.080
    @dqmynator2.080 Před 3 lety +16

    Aww.. - Did we have to cut out much to make this yt friendly??
    - Looking at you DRYBAR editor...

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper Před 3 lety +5

      They have to cut where he referenced "chocolate" and "coffee."
      Excuse my French.

    • @rustylee1836
      @rustylee1836 Před 3 lety

      Nope they didn't have to.

  • @chosen573
    @chosen573 Před 3 lety +5

    What a good husband

  • @thewanderer6444
    @thewanderer6444 Před 3 lety +20

    I never meant to donate under wear, i just had 5 younger brothers and cheep parents... hahaha

    • @pkop6
      @pkop6 Před 3 lety +1

      Haha love it!

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort Před 3 lety +1

    He's funny and good looking too. That sweet dimple, yo...!!! The boy scout set got me LoLoLoL... 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mrskay0925
    @mrskay0925 Před 3 lety +3

    So funny! 😁🤣😂😆

  • @jbyepitsme4330
    @jbyepitsme4330 Před 2 lety

    LOL!🤣😂 HILARIOUS stand-up

  • @ylocoslovakia
    @ylocoslovakia Před 2 lety +2

    this guy is hilarious!! 🤣

    • @pkop6
      @pkop6 Před 2 lety +1

      Great taste in comedy. LOL

  • @spiritchaser9826
    @spiritchaser9826 Před rokem

    Thanks!

  • @moistnugget4147
    @moistnugget4147 Před 3 lety +3

    Oh my god that guy was funny 🤣

  • @desireelaurelli4579
    @desireelaurelli4579 Před měsícem

    Great!

  • @sharonkaye2342
    @sharonkaye2342 Před 3 lety +1

    So funny!!!!

  • @BernadineM.
    @BernadineM. Před měsícem +1

    COME TO SPOKANE COMEDY CLUB!!!! 🤩😍🤩 Actually you might sell out the arena!!! 😆

  • @mikekuczynski1552
    @mikekuczynski1552 Před 3 lety +4

    Funny

  • @tomarchibald5631
    @tomarchibald5631 Před 3 lety +7

    ♥️😀👏

  • @kaylas8910
    @kaylas8910 Před rokem

    I got ya beat, 250. No commas. Ya, we're a "village"! 🤪🙃😊

  • @hanzohasashi1116
    @hanzohasashi1116 Před rokem

    5:16 my son does the same exact thing with seeds. He sees me put a handful in my cheeks so he tries to do the same thing. But he can’t multitask so he just sucks on them 😂

  • @acetopicviews4391
    @acetopicviews4391 Před 3 měsíci

    Cool energy

  • @emilydarling25
    @emilydarling25 Před 3 lety +1

    He reminds me of an older Dean from Supernatural😻

  • @kimlevy6521
    @kimlevy6521 Před 10 měsíci

    hilarious 😂

  • @workinprogress3609
    @workinprogress3609 Před 3 lety +3

    That was funny!

    • @pkop6
      @pkop6 Před 2 lety

      Yo Thanks!

  • @edgarflores5569
    @edgarflores5569 Před 3 lety +1

    This guy is very very funny!!!

    • @pkop6
      @pkop6 Před 3 lety +1

      Appreciate that

  • @mznaeture
    @mznaeture Před 3 lety +2

    Her hairrr snapped into cornrowwws 😆 hellnawww GANGSTA WIFE punchin' a stray dog 😂

  • @stephanieharries7746
    @stephanieharries7746 Před 3 lety +1

    Is my new favorite comedian I love the way he gives the punchline and you just it's like a cliffhanger I like that I let John Mulaney go is my favorite comedian since he seems to be having a marriage issue and I don't agree with him dating so soon after the divorce and makes me wonder what was really happening anyway thank you for this good comedy makes my day

    • @pkop6
      @pkop6 Před 2 lety

      I don't think I'll be getting John's gigs anytime soon. Lol. Thanks! I appreciate it.

  • @DrGigglesComedy
    @DrGigglesComedy Před 3 lety +4

    😂😂

  • @silkeeberle8484
    @silkeeberle8484 Před 3 lety +1

    His Sister is really good for him 😍

  • @desireelaurelli4579
    @desireelaurelli4579 Před měsícem

    I'm surprised we don't see underwear sales on Facebook marketplace

  • @melvina628
    @melvina628 Před 3 lety +4

    Snapped into cornrows? No.

  • @Ivankonermann
    @Ivankonermann Před 3 lety +1

    Hilarious!! “Who can tie a loophole?”

  • @johnfogarty1182
    @johnfogarty1182 Před 3 lety +7

    I lived in a town that had a population of 220 ppl

    • @pkop6
      @pkop6 Před 3 lety +1

      WOW. I think you win. haha. Thanks for watching!

  • @MassManicMedia
    @MassManicMedia Před 3 lety +1

    I wish parts didn't get cut out

    • @pkop6
      @pkop6 Před 3 lety

      Gotta come to love show to see those bits. 😀

  • @gretashapiro4118
    @gretashapiro4118 Před 3 lety +4

    I thought it said "old men aren't altright"

  • @vellaimaliapu6374
    @vellaimaliapu6374 Před 2 lety +1

    LOL! Eddie Murphy came to mind! At 60 he's real rich - net worth $200 million! Has 10 children, ranging 2 yrs to 29 years old. Started with comedy in movies! ;)

    • @pkop6
      @pkop6 Před 2 lety

      I hope to own an PS5 at age 60.

  • @dabitouyatodoroki3460
    @dabitouyatodoroki3460 Před 3 lety +14

    Good looking old man tho

  • @FIVEFACTS5FAX
    @FIVEFACTS5FAX Před 3 lety +5

    Hahaha

  • @theresearruza5639
    @theresearruza5639 Před rokem

    My mother grew up in a town of less then 200 people. It is still just over 200. A coal mining town in PA.

  • @stevewyche5232
    @stevewyche5232 Před rokem +2

    Gets worse when you hit 60

  • @wayneowens5225
    @wayneowens5225 Před 3 lety +2

    To answer your question, who donates their used underwear. That would be bill clinton, when he was governor, and then valued each pair at $35.00 to deduct on his taxes

    • @deathsalomon795
      @deathsalomon795 Před 3 lety +1

      🤣 what?

    • @pkop6
      @pkop6 Před 2 lety +1

      Believe it or not you are not the first person to point this out so now I'm starting to think it's real.

  • @andreakaniecki7250
    @andreakaniecki7250 Před 2 lety

    “ Your know what? Some one else needs a turn with these” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I swear all my neighbors heard me laugh

  • @herewegokids7
    @herewegokids7 Před 3 lety +1

    KitKat bar glued to the top of the derby car lol

    • @pkop6
      @pkop6 Před 2 lety +1

      So many people miss that line. He doesn't know how to properly align a Kit Kat bar. He's 7.

  • @nigelwest5776
    @nigelwest5776 Před 3 lety +3

    This guy's got some daddy issues

    • @itsjustian8484
      @itsjustian8484 Před 3 lety

      He doesn't seem to have much of a fatherly connection with his kids. Maybe he does. It just doesn't sound like he does.

    • @maretvilla1531
      @maretvilla1531 Před 3 lety +1

      What makes you say that?

    • @nigelwest5776
      @nigelwest5776 Před 3 lety

      @@maretvilla1531 the akward not really relatable jokes about his dad yelling at him at the beginning

  • @iamjustamomdoingthebestica6999

    So glad my pumps were a lot quieter....

  • @valaran404
    @valaran404 Před 3 lety +1

    I mean... anybody else tought he had the big head filter? It's about 4am right now i'm sleepy and suddenly i thought "funny how did they put the filter" then i realized....

    • @pkop6
      @pkop6 Před 3 lety +1

      It's an illusion because my body is so lean and superbly agile

  • @BernadineM.
    @BernadineM. Před měsícem

    This is the funniest OMFG MFER in da world 🌎🌍!!!!

  • @amandajones661
    @amandajones661 Před 3 lety +3

    😅😅😅😅😅