Heavy is Dead but everyone forgets their lines (Reupload)

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Komentáře • 117

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast
    @GunSpyEnthusiast Před měsícem +337

    -appears
    -drinks scrumpy
    -shoots the sniper
    -refuses to elaborate
    -makes all witnesses laugh

  • @FurryNonsense
    @FurryNonsense Před měsícem +257

    Medic crashing in the wrong place and getting stuck in the ambulance was genius XD

    • @Looona_fan
      @Looona_fan Před 26 dny +4

      The door was probably jammed lol.

    • @foodaah
      @foodaah Před 14 hodinami

      and he deciding to continue playing his role from inside the ambulance was the icing on the cake

  • @OfficialHexcraft
    @OfficialHexcraft Před měsícem +85

    This is like if they did an on-set rehearsal before the actual video. Nobody's really got their lines down yet, but it gives them an idea of the general layout of the skit.

  • @BeetrootDude
    @BeetrootDude Před měsícem +30

    I just like to imagine Soldier is prolonging his searching and “Attention” purely so he can try to remember what he was supposed to say

  • @zizikim3174
    @zizikim3174 Před měsícem +62

    1:34
    medic wasnt here to heal him so he was left laying on the ground, with a spotlight shines directly into his eyes.

  • @benvaughan2171
    @benvaughan2171 Před 2 měsíci +372

    Heavy: Forgets basically every line
    Engineer: Did kinda well, but messed up some stage directions and a few lines
    Spy: Did quite well, only missed a handful of his lines.
    Sniper: Got his question wrong.
    Soldier: Same as spy, only missed one or two lines i think?
    Medic: Got all his lines right, unfortunately he was locked in the ambulance.
    Scout: Had literally two lines, and messed them up.
    Demoman: Flatout drunk, couldn't say any of his lines.

    • @lantern2972
      @lantern2972 Před měsícem +51

      the medic remembers everything excpet his ambulance keys

    • @renthewerecat
      @renthewerecat Před měsícem +25

      all that heavy remembers is that he's meant to be dead

    • @eman4630
      @eman4630 Před měsícem +23

      The spy also jumped up in the script when he said the Engineer is the murderer.

    • @justarandomhumann
      @justarandomhumann Před měsícem +8

      @@benvaughan2171 Demo only knew "Oh, I'm dead"

    • @ricochet1351
      @ricochet1351 Před měsícem +14

      Medic also missed his mark, the ambulance wasn't supposed to hit the wall, spy lost all his props, and Demoman shockingly nailed his stage directions, just didn't say anything.

  • @calebtitler1847
    @calebtitler1847 Před 29 dny +47

    Basically what happened on set during filming of heavy is dead
    Heavy keeps forgetting his lines so he tries to have long thoughts to desperately remember them but ends up saying the wrong thing or repeats himself
    Engineer usually remembered his lines but he often forgets what he supposed to do
    Spy forgot some of his lines but wants to keep the plot going, even if he ruined the "suprise"
    Sniper never bothered to practice and skips his dialouge and says the wrong thing and doesn't even care
    Solider does forget a few of his lines but he doesn't realize everyone forgot the script so he just bumbles along to the performance
    Medic actually remembers his lines and knows exactly what hes supposed to do, the only reason he couldn't exit because he told the stage crew not to lock the ambulances doors, but they did anyways
    Scout completely butchered the delivery of his line, he had one job! Hes been practicing of days and nights and was confident he can do it and he fucked it up
    Demoman arrived to the stage drunk off his ass and shitfaced and had no idea what he was doing
    A serious meeting was held to discuss the abysmal shitshow they performed
    At least medic was given a pass for actually following the script

    • @nguyengiathai
      @nguyengiathai Před 21 dnem +4

      @@calebtitler1847 Demo was drunk. Nuff said.

    • @Veyron722skyhook
      @Veyron722skyhook Před 9 dny +2

      Sounds like one of those "The making of was more interesting than the actual movie." things. :)

  • @panterus2019
    @panterus2019 Před měsícem +146

    0:56
    Spy: So... the Engineer is the murder?
    Others: **confirm**
    Spy: I will f... oh excellent.

  • @Jonathan_Fobes
    @Jonathan_Fobes Před měsícem +138

    3:09
    "I am sorry heavy, according to youtubes tos, I cannot pull off a funny backflip, for this reason I am just gonna walk away."

    • @artifactU
      @artifactU Před měsícem +7

      the backflip is one of the best parts of the original

    • @NanagoBlake
      @NanagoBlake Před měsícem +10

      "Welp..off to hang-"
      "Nooooo you can't do thatt its not part of the tos (crying face) (angry face)"
      " ..and?...sayori did it in 2017..so who cares"

    • @Irish_Enderman
      @Irish_Enderman Před měsícem +5

      ​@@NanagoBlakeand that got demonitized too

    • @NanagoBlake
      @NanagoBlake Před měsícem +6

      WE JUST CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING
      CAN WE?

  • @jayfeather001theslav5
    @jayfeather001theslav5 Před 28 dny +31

    This gives me PTSD from my time as a theatre kid.

    • @duckgooseyswan
      @duckgooseyswan Před 25 dny +5

      I second that, especially when there were prop and tech malfunctions.

    • @jayfeather001theslav5
      @jayfeather001theslav5 Před 25 dny +2

      @@duckgooseyswan One of these days, the memories of those bad rehearsals is gonna make me quite literally shrivel up inside my skin.

    • @Veyron722skyhook
      @Veyron722skyhook Před 4 dny

      That bad, huh?

  • @renthewerecat
    @renthewerecat Před měsícem +79

    i love how medic just continues all his lines from the ambulance, even the kiss, he really is the embodiment of "the show must go on"

  • @nguyengiathai
    @nguyengiathai Před měsícem +33

    Every messed up line:
    - Heavy says his doodadling but forgot to open the gate
    - Heavy smiles and tries to remember his lines
    - Engineer didn't shoot Heavy for 5 seconds
    - Heavy tries to remember how to dye
    - Engineer forgets to throw the telescope
    - Heavy stops for 3 secs
    - Spy forgets his line and remembers it after 3 secs though missed the "is the Heavy"
    - Heavy says uh and straight up says hes ded
    - Heavy says hes very ded and not ragdolling
    - Sniper gets the question wrong
    - Spy straight up says the Engineer is the murderer and everyone agrees
    - Spy forgets what he will do
    - Soldier prolongs the "attention" line
    - Spy says that he doesn't know that the Heavy is ded
    - Soldier sniffs the ground too long
    - Soldier doesn't say that the pew-pew is what caused Heavy's unlife
    - Spy, Engineer and Sniper are not shown in the green screen
    - Medic remembers every line he has, but he forgot his ambulance keys
    - Without Medic, Heavy doesn't float in the air
    - Scout had 2 lines, *TWO* lines. And he messed them up.
    - Spy doesn't take the TO THE POINT sign
    - Heavy pokes his own body 3 times then says that he is ded
    - Heavy tries to remember his lines again
    - Heavy doesn't question who killed him but rather say that he is ded
    - Demo is drunk. nuff said.
    - Engineer doesn't say that he's the murderer
    - Engineer tries to remember his lines while a RED version of him dances in his head
    - Heavy and Engineer don't argue
    - The subtitles say that spy shrugs instead of saying "It's tradition"
    - Heavy says he's ded yet again
    - Spy forgets his lines and doesn't commit sudoku
    - Heavy says he's ded even yet again

    • @Irish_Enderman
      @Irish_Enderman Před měsícem +2

      Sniper didn't say "who's up for a-" either

  • @Spooneru
    @Spooneru Před měsícem +34

    Medic being stuck in the Ambulance was like the funniest thing and I cant even explain why

  • @The_Bonnie_the_Bunny
    @The_Bonnie_the_Bunny Před 2 měsíci +73

    Demo: *mumbling*
    Engi: *gasp* How did you know?

    • @Drawingismygame2010
      @Drawingismygame2010 Před měsícem +1

      Demo: *more drunk mumbling*
      Engineer: *laughs* That’s right

  • @justarandomhumann
    @justarandomhumann Před měsícem +21

    Love how Demo only knew one of his lines!

  • @Appol3010
    @Appol3010 Před měsícem +54

    Spy not having "Back to the point" sign got me XD

  • @BloxyMatt
    @BloxyMatt Před měsícem +12

    Sniper: The earth is flat
    It just got me laughing

  • @maesemurgo4325
    @maesemurgo4325 Před měsícem +35

    This is dangerously close to my experience in theater during my years at school XDDD

  • @Mutrax4706
    @Mutrax4706 Před 3 měsíci +38

    the heavy is alive!
    wait no
    he is... uh
    is he dead?
    WHO TOOK MY SCRIPT

  • @imadking11
    @imadking11 Před 2 měsíci +39

    **speaks in drunk**

    • @Tommy_jado005
      @Tommy_jado005 Před měsícem +1

      How did you know?

    •  Před 24 dny

      *speaks in more drunk*

  • @Anvil1137
    @Anvil1137 Před měsícem +12

    Average day in the drama team.

  • @themonkeyman2910
    @themonkeyman2910 Před měsícem +25

    Fathers when their 5-year old daughter says they have a boyfriend: 2:32
    Fathers when their 15-year old daughter says they have a boyfriend: 2:27

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav Před měsícem +3

      Fathers when their 25-year old daughter says they have a boyfriend: 2:10

    • @user-ik4te7bt4h
      @user-ik4te7bt4h Před měsícem +6

      Fathers when their 18-year old daughter says they have a boyfriend: 2:29

    • @justarandomhumann
      @justarandomhumann Před měsícem +4

      (Overprotective) Fathers when their daughter says they have a boyfriend at any age: 2:29
      (Sniper is the bf)

    • @Adpqayxn3nw8ay
      @Adpqayxn3nw8ay Před měsícem

      Cringe and get lost

    • @Adpqayxn3nw8ay
      @Adpqayxn3nw8ay Před měsícem +1

      ​@@tappajaav get a life

  • @mylifewithautism3958
    @mylifewithautism3958 Před 3 měsíci +41

    Thank you, didn’t see it in search results and was worried for a second

  • @Az9-violrle
    @Az9-violrle Před měsícem +8

    alternate title: heavy is dead but its on a school theatre
    (im probably heavy)

    • @drawing_the_beat3788
      @drawing_the_beat3788 Před 29 dny +1

      (I'm probably Medic or Scout, no in-between)

    • @nguyengiathai
      @nguyengiathai Před 21 dnem +2

      @@Az9-violrle (I'm mostly Medic but sometimes Demo.)

    • @Az9-violrle
      @Az9-violrle Před 21 dnem +2

      @@nguyengiathai so you are a wreckless driver but sometimes my drunk uncle

    • @makeandbreakgames1791
      @makeandbreakgames1791 Před 18 dny +2

      I am the idiot on stage crew who locked medic in the ambulance

    • @wingidon
      @wingidon Před 4 dny +1

      I'd probably be Spy here tbh.

  • @Codename_WonderPV
    @Codename_WonderPV Před 15 dny +2

    Demoman didnt forget his lines, he was just WAY too drunk

  • @cofagrigusfan24
    @cofagrigusfan24 Před měsícem +14

    that book, How 2 Die
    should have said, Script instead

  • @jackwubi
    @jackwubi Před měsícem +6

    demoman just murders sniper.

  • @기라티나
    @기라티나 Před měsícem +3

    the scout is the only one who knows the line.
    give scout nothing ✅️

  • @UpgradedHumanCybernetics
    @UpgradedHumanCybernetics Před 2 měsíci +103

    Why does this keep going down?

  • @Zweronz
    @Zweronz Před 15 dny +2

    that heavy is dead!
    that heavy is dead?
    yes, he dead!

  • @Thedorkydonkey
    @Thedorkydonkey Před 19 hodinami

    Heavy is dead, but acted by the mercs themselves, except they keep forgetting their lines.

  • @user-mk8hs6dp2o
    @user-mk8hs6dp2o Před 2 měsíci +12

    This reuploaded video is very funny.

  • @ZPu95
    @ZPu95 Před 20 dny +1

    At least Demoman was able to stay on script.

  • @Lase211
    @Lase211 Před měsícem +6

    This.. This is pure gold! I love it

  • @RayanHesa
    @RayanHesa Před 8 dny

    Alt title: the actors forgets their script and decided to improvise

  • @kennydarmawan13
    @kennydarmawan13 Před 8 dny

    This feels like their first attempt on performing the short.

  • @Stolen_skeleton_tf2
    @Stolen_skeleton_tf2 Před měsícem +1

    But Demoman played his role even better than last time?
    It was peak of performance and picking words

  • @foodaah
    @foodaah Před 14 hodinami

    sniper: The earth is flat!
    Spy: No!
    basically every flat earther interaction ever

  • @theinfinite2723
    @theinfinite2723 Před 28 dny +2

    The earth is flat😂😂😂😂 that one got me hard

  • @comiksmaker9758
    @comiksmaker9758 Před měsícem +4

    this is magnificent

  • @user-jj5ld7bm2i
    @user-jj5ld7bm2i Před 2 měsíci +12

    Bro... 218 views? Impossible

  • @Gront517
    @Gront517 Před 5 dny

    Of course the scout got literally nothing as tradition

  • @ItzToastyOfficial
    @ItzToastyOfficial Před měsícem +2

    I love this. 10/10.

  • @ahmadansari642
    @ahmadansari642 Před 10 dny +1

    Sniper: The earth is flat?
    Spy: No.
    Me: 😆 0:53

  • @havocking9224
    @havocking9224 Před 3 měsíci +8

    ....YEPEKEEEAAAYIPIIAAAAA

  • @andreyspirtovsky
    @andreyspirtovsky Před měsícem +2

    THE BEST FUCKING VIDEO EVER

  • @robertlupa8273
    @robertlupa8273 Před měsícem +1

    - *_I AM DEAD_*
    - Ah dammit Heav- *you are dead*
    - You are dead PAAHAHAHA. Not big surprise.

  • @user-yy1lq6yj7g
    @user-yy1lq6yj7g Před 17 dny +1

    He don t know how to die

  • @chickenfarmer321
    @chickenfarmer321 Před 29 dny

    This is extremely well done, especially for what it is

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Před měsícem +1

    This is the best video ever 😂

  • @raventheampwave1900
    @raventheampwave1900 Před měsícem +4

    2:29

  • @daniwright7478
    @daniwright7478 Před měsícem

    This has no right to keep me smily through the entirety of it!

  • @Bedirhan646
    @Bedirhan646 Před měsícem +4

    Spy I am alive :)

  • @MidnightHorrorsIsPEAK
    @MidnightHorrorsIsPEAK Před 2 měsíci +20

    why?
    *IS DEAD?*

  • @CamelofDestiny
    @CamelofDestiny Před měsícem

    The Goes Wrong Show: Fortress Special.

  • @FrancoEchidna
    @FrancoEchidna Před 10 dny

    if heavy is dead was writted by randy orton.

  • @hydlermccarlson5303
    @hydlermccarlson5303 Před 26 dny

    Scout: look at this the heavy's dead
    uhmmmm
    aahh
    uhmmmm
    AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH🦟🦟🦟🦟

  • @robertlupa8273
    @robertlupa8273 Před měsícem

    Thanks bro. Much better than the version I got by reversing a reverse.

  • @a112official5
    @a112official5 Před měsícem +2

    Demoman is very drunk)))

  • @goat5503
    @goat5503 Před měsícem +3

    😂😂😂

  • @Opticalbreaker
    @Opticalbreaker Před 19 dny +1

    100th comment