Aran Ryan can say three things if he knocks you down. "If ya lie down with dogs, ye'll rise up with fleas" "Ya haven't got cheeseburgers in those gloves, have ya Mac? "Ye're pretty like-my-sister"
Super Macho Man:It cost four hundred thousand dollars to wear these sunglasses for twelve seconds Disco Kid:I have a three step program 1.I punch you 2.You fall down 3.I WIN!(troll face)
1:46 - "Hey Doc, are you teaching Mac how to get beaten up?" 1:50 - "Little Mac, in other words useless Mac." 4:06 - "I'm gonna make you my punching bag." 4:10 - "No one can save you from Bald Bull."
0:21- Disco Kid: "I've got... the disco... fever! Can you feel the rhythm? Little Mac: God... no wonder disco's dead. They might as well call this guy Disco's Zombie.
LOL at how Glass Joe TD says "My head is in top shape!...but my stoumach is stamped..."when his head's basically torn apart and yes he seems to have not even suffered a single body blow
That WOULD be cool, actually... maybe "Gut-Counters" for Bear Hugger would do something similar... The only ones I can't fight with only hooks, are Hippo, Hugger, Soda, Bull, and Sandman. I just feel that all of them have bonus animations, but require different stipulationsto get them... I don't know, maybe one of them has a "Don't get hit & don't hit them" condition... *shrugs* You can bet I'll be looking into this! Heh... *drinks*
4:16- Super Macho Man: "When I'm done with you, no one's gonna DARE take your picture! Little Mac: "Maybe, but I'm not the one who has to bring his own camera to the fight!"
Don Flamenco : 1. "No has visto hombre, como enamoro a las chicas?" The basic gist is "hey Mac don't you notice how much the chicks dig me?" 2. No te parece que huelo a victoria? This translates to "don't you think I smell like victory?"
why bald bull sounds different in title defense while talking? he sounds one way in fight, while in his contender intermission, he talks kinda dumb, and in TD, he sounds like a more serious person, but with a different tone. weird huh? its like having 3 different voices
Title Defense: Glass Joe: My head, it is in perfect shape! But my stomach... it is mush. My doctor declared that you are no good for my health. Von Kaiser: This is boxing, Little Mac! Not a tea party! Me? German precision. You? Windmill. Piston Hondo: Keep the helmet of victory fastened. If you don't enter the tiger's den, you won't get the tiger's kids. Great Tiger: Hah! You're just a little kid! You can't fight a tiger! Hahaha! Tell him to go drink his mother's milk!
TD Soda Popinski: "HA HA! I can even defeat you even with an arm tied behind my back!" "My favorite drink is victory!" TD Bald Bull: "No one can save you from Bald Bull!" "I'm gonna make you my errand boy!" I hope that helps.
Don Flamenco: Have you seen, man? How I win the girls' love? Don't you think I smell like victory? Soda Popinski: Looks like you need a drink, Little Mac. I'm Soda Popinski! I will rip you apart! Bald Bull: Hey Doc, are you teaching Mac how to get spanked? Little Mac, hehe, more like Useless Mac.
Looking back at this, it STILL resembles a dating service video. But then again, I don't know any girl who'd tell their face to lead Mr. Sandman's fists along...
i was fighting Piston Hondo (Contender) in Career Mode, and he actually showed me two DIFFERENT animations... but I don't know how I got him to do that, so until I can do it again, I'll wait... (In the first one, he held up a sushi platter, said something in Japanese, then put it down and looked at the player... erm... me... I thought my game had glitched... in the later intermission, he held up an incense and something else, said something in Japanese, put THOSE down, then again, looked at me.)
@KDavisJr86 Its radio active juice, when hes in TD, the scientists make radioactive soda................. Well, in contender mode.......... It MIGHT be vodka............... Remember, he did used to be "Vodka Drunkenski"
Just what I would expect from Glass Joe... He's concerned about his chin and his gloves are too tight.
So, he is more worried about his look
2:03
*Reporters hand mics*
_"Make sure you get my good side..."_
Truly a genius at work.
OH WAIT
I ALREADY HAVE GOOD SIDES
my caps in this should be a meme
@@alchemykamishiro but his meme is release the bogus
Aran Ryan can say three things if he knocks you down.
"If ya lie down with dogs, ye'll rise up with fleas"
"Ya haven't got cheeseburgers in those gloves, have ya Mac?
"Ye're pretty like-my-sister"
Eri no he says it when you get knocked down
Education. gadd that’s literally what he just said
Glass joe is adorable
SuperPeach47 Yeah he is
starpeaches I agree I also like Aran...
Super Macho Man:It cost four hundred thousand dollars to wear these sunglasses for twelve seconds
Disco Kid:I have a three step program
1.I punch you
2.You fall down
3.I WIN!(troll face)
2:41 I have a 3-step program for you:
1. I punch you
2. You fall down
3. I win! *troll face*
Funkermonster XD
I think his face was more of pleasure, which scares me
Disco Kid is actually pretty impressive with this standing on one hand.
Yes
3:53 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT LITTLE MAC? HA
I like raw fish too, Bear Hugger.
Bald Bull addresses Doc directly, just like in the NES game. Makes me wonder what the history is between Doc and Bull.
FIGHTS LIKE BREATHIN' MAC!!!
1:46 - "Hey Doc, are you teaching Mac how to get beaten up?"
1:50 - "Little Mac, in other words useless Mac."
4:06 - "I'm gonna make you my punching bag."
4:10 - "No one can save you from Bald Bull."
KEEP HITTIN' ME! I LOVE IT!
The first thing in contendor that bald bull says is, " Hey doc, you teaching make how to lose?" second is, "Little Mac, more like useless Mac"
"Hey, hoser! I'm gonna hit yeh so hard, yer gonna see Northern Lights, eh?"
"I'm a hugger, not a fighter. Take off, eh?"
FAIL
0:21-
Disco Kid: "I've got... the disco... fever! Can you feel the rhythm?
Little Mac: God... no wonder disco's dead. They might as well call this guy Disco's Zombie.
I love how Disco kid is listening to his own theme song XD
Turn on subtitles, you'll thank me later.
@Oh yeah yeah JESUS CHRIST
Hey doc, make it by a QB really tea or s o u p
For anyone wondering what Ryan’s saying in Contender, he’s saying “FIGHTIN’S LIKE BREATHIN’ MAC!”
You forgot TD Aran Ryan's second one ("My sister hits harder than you, boy!")
LOL at how Glass Joe TD says "My head is in top shape!...but my stoumach is stamped..."when his head's basically torn apart and yes he seems to have not even suffered a single body blow
turning captions on is the most godamn funny thing ever
4:20 But first... let me take a selfie.
That WOULD be cool, actually... maybe "Gut-Counters" for Bear Hugger would do something similar... The only ones I can't fight with only hooks, are Hippo, Hugger, Soda, Bull, and Sandman.
I just feel that all of them have bonus animations, but require different stipulationsto get them... I don't know, maybe one of them has a "Don't get hit & don't hit them" condition... *shrugs*
You can bet I'll be looking into this! Heh... *drinks*
1:19 "Have you seen man? How the girls love me?"
1:24 "don't you think i smell like víctory?
3:41 "They call me Don, Don Flamenco"
4:16-
Super Macho Man: "When I'm done with you, no one's gonna DARE take your picture!
Little Mac: "Maybe, but I'm not the one who has to bring his own camera to the fight!"
"What the? Where am I? I can't even find my chocolate bar! I must be in the wrong corner."
Mr.Sandman: Tell your face to leave my fist alone.
......fucking brilliant
4:37 I like DK
Don Flamenco :
1. "No has visto hombre, como enamoro a las chicas?"
The basic gist is "hey Mac don't you notice how much the chicks dig me?"
2. No te parece que huelo a victoria?
This translates to "don't you think I smell like victory?"
Holy shit! Disco Kid's listening to his own theme on his headphones in Contender! I never noticed that!
I think I heard Flamenco's voice somewhere.
0:28-
Disco Kid: "Step it UP, Mac baby! Where's your hustle?"
Little Mac: OMG, THIS IS NOT 1975!!!
Looks like Title Defense Hondo is reading some manga.
Piston Hondo: Let your enemies cut your flesh, and you will break their bones.
Bear Hugger: *I like raw fish.*
2:27 My doctor declares that you are bad for my health
2:32 This is boxing Little Mac, not a tea party
"This is boxing Little Mac, not a tea party!"
why bald bull sounds different in title defense while talking? he sounds one way in fight, while in his contender intermission, he talks kinda dumb, and in TD, he sounds like a more serious person, but with a different tone. weird huh? its like having 3 different voices
Yes,he said "i'm the fight machine,my name: Von Kaiser"
4:15 When I'm done with you, no one's gonna *DARE* take your picture!
2:50-
Disco Kid: "Come on, Mac! Feel the burn! Let's work it!"
Little Mac: 0_o
0:21 disco kids headphones are playing the pause theme of disco kid
*”I like raw fish”*
@buob1234567890
2:32-
Von Kaiser: "This is boxing Little Mac, not a tea party!"
Little Mac: "This coming from the 2nd most pathetic boss in the game?"
4:36 donkey Kong: would you like my banana? Little Mac: no thank
Macho Man Hot Line:
OH YEAH BABY, I AM RELEASING IT
1:29
Keep hittin' me. I love it.
1:59 Super Macho Man:You cant afford these sunglasses *TWEEK*
Title Defense:
Glass Joe: My head, it is in perfect shape! But my stomach... it is mush. My doctor declared that you are no good for my health.
Von Kaiser: This is boxing, Little Mac! Not a tea party! Me? German precision. You? Windmill.
Piston Hondo: Keep the helmet of victory fastened. If you don't enter the tiger's den, you won't get the tiger's kids.
Great Tiger: Hah! You're just a little kid! You can't fight a tiger! Hahaha! Tell him to go drink his mother's milk!
0:34 Food! I smell food, Where is it?
I'm so hungry and so are my fists!
1:50 I love how Bald Bull says Little Mac XD
1:03
I L I K E R A W F I S H
Once again Super Macho Mans epicness breaks the fabric of time.
Just be glad he didn’t release the *B O G U S*
CATCH AND RELEASE THE BOGUS!
I think in the one at 0:40 King Hippo was saying he was going to puke through body language if his stomach got hit anymore.
@MrCrazyToad I think it's a subtle hint to his weakness: hit him when his mouth's open, then beat the crap out of his stomach!
Put on the auto generated subtitles you won't regret it. (Well, specifically for the ones who speak different languages)
1:52 "Little Mac? More like Useless Mac"
TD Soda Popinski:
"HA HA! I can even defeat you even with an arm tied behind my back!"
"My favorite drink is victory!"
TD Bald Bull:
"No one can save you from Bald Bull!"
"I'm gonna make you my errand boy!"
I hope that helps.
Lemme help you on Soda:
"Looks like you can us a drink, Little Mac."
"I'm Soda Popinski! I will crush you!"
It's like short interviews of the characters.
2:11 TELL YOUR FACE, to leave my fists alone....
StarkMaximum: I didn't notice it either until, like, a few days ago!
The Weird Beep at 1:59 made my day.
2:42 I didn't know Richard Simmons had a "brutha".
You missed one for sandman where he says "Hey mac baby, brush your teeth, its bedtime"
I like the subtitles by soda popinsky I've already been away Peter you little mother
It's way past your bed time mac baby .
Wow........ " These sunglasses? You cant afford THESE sungla- Hey! Get your hands off the ropes!" *audio breaks*
@MrCrazyToad Haha! I laughed so hard! Thumbs up, thumbs up...
Don Flamenco: Have you seen, man? How I win the girls' love? Don't you think I smell like victory?
Soda Popinski: Looks like you need a drink, Little Mac. I'm Soda Popinski! I will rip you apart!
Bald Bull: Hey Doc, are you teaching Mac how to get spanked? Little Mac, hehe, more like Useless Mac.
@CalVersion1 0:34 means "Im gonna eat you while no ones looking"
HEY WHAT U LOOKING AT LITTLE MAC *gets hit with stick* HEY WHO WAS THAT
Looking back at this, it STILL resembles a dating service video.
But then again, I don't know any girl who'd tell their face to lead Mr. Sandman's fists along...
Glass Joe reminds me of Shemp Howard from The Three Stooges.
at 1:59
You can't afford these son *BEEP* and get your hands off the ropes
They fixed the beep in between Super Macho Man's sentence.
Bear Hugger's Dr. Robotnik PINGAS voice
Disco Kid is one sassy black lady.
I think when king hippo fixed his crown he said nice
Therse Sunglasses These Sun*BEEDOOP* They get your hands of the ropes!
Yep, Bear Hugger is totally Canadian.
"Oh these sunglasses? You can't afford these sunBLEEP and get your hands off the ropes!" - The moment that ruined the whole video
Disco Kid: I got a 3 step program for the internet.
I look gae
A Meme starts
I'm famous. :D
piston hondo attually has 3 bettwen round animations where he's holding a tray of sushi
keep hiting me i love it! lol!!!
Keep hittin me, I lllllove it
smartboy201: That happened to me too! He was standing up the whole time instead of sitting down, wasn't he?
I dunno Disco Kid but can you feel ze schadenfreude?
The vid needs to be redone. Around the time Super Macho Man talks about his sunglasses, there's a beep and the audio desyncs.
i was fighting Piston Hondo (Contender) in Career Mode, and he actually showed me two DIFFERENT animations... but I don't know how I got him to do that, so until I can do it again, I'll wait... (In the first one, he held up a sushi platter, said something in Japanese, then put it down and looked at the player... erm... me... I thought my game had glitched... in the later intermission, he held up an incense and something else, said something in Japanese, put THOSE down, then again, looked at me.)
I cannot stop laughing for subtitles
How did bear hugger grow back his tooth?
Great tiger
soda popinsky rulesss jajaja thaks man!!!
@KDavisJr86 Its radio active juice, when hes in TD, the scientists make radioactive soda................. Well, in contender mode.......... It MIGHT be vodka............... Remember, he did used to be "Vodka Drunkenski"
Aran Ryan: the Creepy Sadomasochist.
Yeah, and that's where the audio desync starts. Maybe you could re-record the audio or something, and just Audioswap it with this video.
It wasn't hard to find out that when King Hippo pointed to his mouth, then his belly, that he wanted to eat me.
CUCCO! CUCCO! Your time has come!