Sanur Beach Run

BALI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS 2
Run: #1639
Date: SATURDAY 4 May 2024
Our runs start promptly at: 4:00 PM - Please try to arrive by 3:30PM so you can pay your run fee and get ready to go by 4PM.
Location: Ben’s Joglo, Jl. Hangtuah III, Sanur Kaka, Denpasar City, Bali, Indonesia.
Hares: Flying Penis, Penis Collector, and Sloppy Seconds
Occasion: ☘️ Flying Penis & Captain Penis Birthdays Run☘️
Food Sponsored by Hares
Coordinates: (-8.6724953, 115.2604142)
Run Fees
MEMBERS BEER: Rp100,000
MEMBER SOFT DRINKS: Rp40,000
INDONESIAN VISITORS: Rp80,000
NON-INDONESIAN VISITORS: Rp120,000
KIDS UNDER 15 YEARS OLD: Rp10,000
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BHHH2 Hash Trash Run #1639 4 May 2024
I love to be beside the seaside . . .
Sanur @ Ben’s Joglo
Just a few of the 177 hashers as they
made their way along the By Pass to
Ben’s Haus Bistro off Jl Hang Tuah -
thanks for the fantastic hospitality Deadwood & Frankhurter.
This was a grand occasion in celebration of
penises but we must keep in mind the
non-binary nature of these “members”
.
One of them is a real prick . . .
. . . the other is just a bit of a prick!
Happy birthday to Flying Penis and
Captain Penis.
The coffee machine at Ben’s had a good workout while
the Hash Cash team Head Master and Toilet Trasher
worked like fury to register all the runners
Please arrive by 3.30 to register and pay the run fee.
Never a truer word was writ than by Robbie Burns:
“The best laid schemes o’ mice and men gang aft agley,
And leave us nought but grief and pain, for promised
joy!”
And so it was that local banjar activities meant last
minute rejigging of the trails originally intended by
Penis Collector, Flying Penis and Sloppy Seconds.
The bucket of keys became alarmingly full
while the Prost BoyZ made preparations for
the On In of so many parched hashers.
As Short Shaft - our Beer Master -
commented: “Sanur is hot and dry! People
drink like hell!” Be warned.
Hash Master Mount’n Groan called on the
hounds to “Circle up” for a run briefing by the
Hares, again asking dog owners to keep
control of their charges or risk having their
arses well iced.
“On Out” was called and the Long/Short split
was immediate - long runners hared off in
one direction, the shorter option went in another. For a minute or so all went to plan - thank
the gods Penis Collector was on hand to show us the way. “No - not to the beach!”
In the backblocks of Sanur the Hares had reconnoitred a cunning
trail through some fairly wild terrain, herds of cattle, ricefields
and tall grasses.
Meanwhile those on the
long trail circled around and
had their own problems
following the paper/chalk
marks. Many of them then
met this mob heading in the
opposite direction.
Yet others eschewed either of
these trails and opted to find
their own place in the sun . . .
And talking of sun, Sanur didn’t disappoint.
What a treat awaited us when we got
back On In. Thanks to our sponsors
(the non-gender specific penises) we
were met with a brilliant feast
prepared by No Deposit.
Thanks to all who helped out - Selamat makan!
Circle up!
It was really quite late by the time Hash Master Mount’n Groan called the hares into the Circle
for a Down Down. Was this another reason that the beer finally ran out? Almost an unthinkable
event at BHHH2!
Anyway, the Hares managed to reduce the beer supply a little more - thank you for your part in
making this a bloody fantastic afternoon at the beach.
A more significant impact on the Prost was due to
a large proportion of the Bohemian population of
the Czech Republic - family etc of Bouncing Czech.
Welcome back to them and all the other Returners.
An especially warm welcome back to Telecum after
his recent loss.
Religious Advisor Wooden Eye realised that when
you go to the beach, you should remember to bring
along your beach toys. After wielding the Bog
Brush of Office in not one but two . . two . . two
baptism ceremonies, these virginal beauties gave a
great account of themselves with their ability to
swallow. Enough said?
And let them eat cake!
On On