“When your lying in your grave, but chips are what you crave” “When the heartbeat is dropping, but the chips aren’t stopping” “When your having a seizure, but the chips are our best feature” “When your life is ending, but the chips are tempting” -Chips Ahoy! Here for happy
i'd just like to point out the disturbing reality of a chocolate chip cookie swimming in hot chocolate next to a bar of chocolate. that's like a person swimming in a tub of warm human blood next to someone who is bleeding out.
@@okayokay9569 The person of course. Who in the right mind would eat Chips Ahoy? This commercial like turned them into poison and I will never buy a Chips Ahoy product because I do not want to give them money to support these God awful abominations they call commercials .
The narrator be like: When the cringe is unforgiving, but you need to make a living. Omg please guys stop liking and commenting this is literally like, the second most liked comment on the video plus I stole this now I feel guilty and I made this comment a damn year ago when everyone was dying from covid its been a whole year and im still getting notifs about this
When you’re having a stroke, but the chips are dope. [Edit] Please stop yelling at me for copying a comment. I am now aware a comment like this existed before this one, but i did not know when this comment was created.
When you’re kidnapping a child, but those chips are so damn wild. -Chips Ahoy, we’re here for that (Edit): Everyone that liked is now a part of the cult. Sorry, I don’t make the rules. Chips Ahoy does though, and they’re here for that.
@@khumomogola6447 thats word is actually pretty cursed since saying the chip is here for you can also mean like here to kill you or something (atleast in a horror perspective)
389203 increase in the cringe o' meter, taken from the inicial 11577 to the 400780, meaning the cringe o' meter experienced a 346.18% increase from the inicial number Edit: Fixed the values, if i'm still wrong, don't worry about correcting me
When the divorce is inevitable, but the chips are incredible, Chips Ahoy! makes life a bit more edible. For every heartbreak, there's a crunchy bite, With Chips Ahoy! everything feels right.
When the divorce is inevitable, but the chips are incredible.
Best one I've seen
when kakyoin is donutted, but the chips are full-flavored
Underrated comment
@@hypercommand8778 when jojo is traumatised but cookies are delighted
When the donut on your chest is painfull, but the chips are tastefull.
“Look, we get it, we have cringe advertizing”
“But let’s just face it. The chips are appetizing”
-Chips Ahoy
Underrated^
How we would all love to see this in one of their ads
When the ads are trash but the chips are a good snack.
@@NamelessKnightt that doesn’t rhyme
@@JonasRodgers its catchy tho imo
“When your lying in your grave, but chips are what you crave”
“When the heartbeat is dropping, but the chips aren’t stopping”
“When your having a seizure, but the chips are our best feature”
“When your life is ending, but the chips are tempting”
-Chips Ahoy!
Here for happy
Here for Sadly
Hehe
Good 1
“When the children are dying in the basement, but those chips are full of amazement” - Chips Ahoy. Here for happy.
what a banger
@@sosoa5200lol
Dam so relatable
"When your family is breaking, but the cookies are worth taking." -Chips Ahoy
Bro that hits hard personally
@@korl0ch298 yea it does hit hard but my dad hits me harder
@@fuzzynuttz5092 I just changed my name, I was Arthur Morgan before. The joke makes more sense there
I didn’t cringe in this video
*family photo breaking but one shard turns into a cookie*
"When you're having a seizure, but the chips are still the best feature." -Chips Ahoy
underrated
Meh
I died Laughing This is So underrated
? this makes no sense
Ahahahhaha
"When your family is dying, but the chips are worth buying"
-Chips ahoy
i'd just like to point out the disturbing reality of a chocolate chip cookie swimming in hot chocolate next to a bar of chocolate. that's like a person swimming in a tub of warm human blood next to someone who is bleeding out.
this comment is hella underrated LMAO
Metal!
It's a cookie tho
Ewww...
@@win_ciewho asked LMAO
When the hostages are begging but the chips are worth getting
yes
Lmao
Sussy
I'm screaming
yes
“When your parents are in a fight, but the chips are alright”
Underrated
Yes
Yes
lmfaooooo
LMAO
"When there's a murderer in the room, but there's still cookies to consume."
When the impostor is suspicious,but the chips are delicious
This is actually a really good one
Interesting
There should more comments tbh this was good
This comment is so underrated
you misspelled "label"
“When you’re going to hell but the chips are swell.”
-Chips Ahoy.
The fact that I got a chips ahoy ad before this💀
When the hospitals about to blow up, but the cookies with chips are a glow up 🥶🥶🗣🗣
nah that makes too much sense to be a chips ahoy ad
"When the murder is offensive, yet the taste is so intensive." - Chips Ahoy
yes
WHA-
Are you eating the person or-
@@okayokay9569 The person of course. Who in the right mind would eat Chips Ahoy? This commercial like turned them into poison and I will never buy a Chips Ahoy product because I do not want to give them money to support these God awful abominations they call commercials .
Redditors be like: You snowflake getting offended so easily by being murdered!!! You're not based! 😡
"When the shot is swissy, but you want that chocolate chippy"
*Kill me N O W*
That was my breaking point I'm ending it today
@@wildspirit6869 wAtCh dOmmInoOwN dOt CoUm
"When You Say Kill Me, But We Give You Chocolate Chipy"
@@Candydevil100 aSjejjajskakakkaassssss
@@Voidlingstudiosofficial r/ihadastroke
“When she’s crossed the line, but those chips are divine”
-Chips ahoy, here for happy-
“When you’re about to be tortured.
But them chips need some moistured”
- Chips Ahoy
🤨
"If she leaves you for another, there's always her mother"
-Chips Ahoy
No that’s master oogway
*master oogway
*master oogway
i think they where inspired by the food ad.
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"When you've done human trafficking, the chips are worth snacking." - Chips Ahoy
i see that second the there
Wait , don’t skip, you’ll miss out on these kids!
@@foxhound24 WTF. Not funny.
@@foxhound24 William Afton: HELL YEAH WHATS UP
snackining
When you are mentally unstable, but the chips got that chocolate lable. -Chips Ahoy
"When the world is ending, but the chips are worth getting."
When the children are crying, but the chips are worth trying
When your wife is getting beaten, the chips are supposed to be eaten.
when the bones of your enemies are crunching, but the chips are worth munching
when the child slaves are in pain, but getting the chips wont be in vain
when youre commiting a major crime, but the chips are worth the jail time
when youre commiting a major felony, but the chips are worth the penalty
“when the shot is swishy, but you want that chocolate chippy” has caused me dangerous levels of pain i fucking swear
no you did
That has me on the edge of shooting myself
but do you want the chocolate chippy :gun:
It caused me some major PTSD.
*chippy*
“ When the rent is unpayable, the chips arent delayable.”
-Chips Ahoy
“When the serial killer is slaughtering, the chips are mouthwatering”🥶🥶
“When you’re put in death row, but you need that chocolate dough” -Chips Ahoy
fax
"when you spin something so hard it breaks dimensions, but those chips look good" - chips ahoy
YESSS
@@lubu682 when your dad leaving for the milk is inevitable but the chocolate chips without the milk are still incredible- Chips ahoy is here for it
@@WyaSlay this hurts but I laughed so hard
"When life is crappy, but the chips keep you happy"
Love this
When these ads are Cat Litter, but your L.O.L Surprise doll is the true Glitter.
I am here for it
Keep saying that jimmy the chips will be ready
@T_ManfaceMan chips ahoy gives you wiiiiings
@T_ManfaceMan ooo interesting
1:07 The way the counter started skyrocketing had me dying 😂
"When you're mentally depressed, but the chips will make you impressed"
-Chips ahoy, here for happy
When you want to kick a child, but the chips are wild.
🥶
yes
are going*
@Viised Paradise oh i just thought it would make more sense if there was a going bc it doesnt sound right tbh
@Viised Paradise yeah it sounds right but it sounds better with a going
When its a death sentence, but you want that chocolate essence
last meal 😩
When these ads are Cat Litter, but your L.O.L Surprise doll is the true Glitter.
I am here for it
@@sebastianelmii14 shuttt uppp you're just as cringe as the ads
@@Grefuzzle no i'm not you lil brat
@@sebastianelmii14 lol
I’m completely baffled by the fact that they’re still showing these ads on CZcams 2 years later.
"When you're about to die, but the chips are so fly"
-Chips Ahoy
😂😂😂
HA
666 like 📸
This comment was worse than the whole video
True
When you are getting a beating but those chip need some eating
''When the divorce is unforgettable, but the chips are incredible.''
The narrator be like: When the cringe is unforgiving, but you need to make a living.
Omg please guys stop liking and commenting this is literally like, the second most liked comment on the video plus I stole this now I feel guilty and I made this comment a damn year ago when everyone was dying from covid its been a whole year and im still getting notifs about this
LOLLLLLLL SO TRUE
LMFAO SO UNDERRATED
This comment is genius
This is a megamind comment
XD
"When the meme's already old, but the chips are still gold."
Best comment
ded meme
I don't like the don't skip ones
W
W
“when your getting put up for adoption, cuz ur parents said these chips are a better option”
"When you lock the kids in the basement, but the chips are the replacement" - Chips Ahoy
When your child is getting beaten, but the chips haven’t been eaten.
Lol good one
@ETHAN PAIBA no Its A TROLL CHANNEL PROMOTE RANDOM CHANNEL TRYNING TO MAKE THAT RANDOM CHANNEL DISLIKE
Was that the bite of 87?
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When your child is dead, but the chip is worth the bet
when the cringe is immeasurable, but the chips are acceptable
@Pexace~Chan! the cookies are fine
@Pexace~Chan! the cookies are good its just the ads
When the chips are respectable bit the dick, is unacceptable
When the cringe is immeasurable but the cookies make your fingers chocolate
When you’re literally dying but the chips are worth buying
"When your family is dead
But you still have that chip"
-Chips ahoy
When you're homeless on the streets, but the chips are good eats.
When the break-up is depressive, but the chips are obsessive
when the car is speeding, but the chips are pleasing
When ur mom says she's dying, but those chips are worth buyin
LMAO
Get this to 200 likes
czcams.com/video/mgQyQOp_M_w/video.html
r/cursedcomments
yeeeeee boi
"When you've gone mentally insane, but the chips are still on your brain."
-Chips Ahoy
When you’re stuck in a cave, but the chips make you crave
-Chips Ahoy
When you’re having a stroke, but the chips are dope.
[Edit] Please stop yelling at me for copying a comment. I am now aware a comment like this existed before this one, but i did not know when this comment was created.
Chips ahoy is here
Herren for hpyay
@@Car.alarm. i translated that and the result was Lord of hpyay
@@chadcatidkimnotachadidenti7973 Yes.
When youre high on cocaíne but you are down for the cookies
When the funeral is sad, but the chips are mad
"When the cancer wont be beat, but the cookies are hard to beat"
Chips Ahoy! New Sugarless Chocolate
I love how the cringe counter immediately went a couple hundred thousands because of an among us reference
You are literally the first comment I have seen that is not a parody of a line
but not necessarily in a good or bad way lmao
@@jackyboi3672 AMOGUS
0:35
Among us 🔴
When you’re dying, but the chips laugh at you crying
When your whole family just got shot but atleast you saved the chocolate chips.
Chips ahoy is here for it
when you have a mental breakdown, but the chip thinks you're a clown
😂😂
a
@@Sora-lp7tx CHIPS AHOY IS HERE FOR HAPPY
when an ad begs you to not skip it, but the chocolate is just on top of it. chips ahoy
when your nan is dying but those chips are worth buying
When the crewmates are untrusting, but the cookies are disgusting
The Bad Ending
Nice
lol
TAKE IT BACK NOWWWWWWW
XD
"When you're involved in 9/11 but the chips taste like heaven"
- Chips Ahoy
What a Coincident..
cough cough
When you're chummy with Ayatollah,
But the chips make you wanna holler.
george bush be like
Truee
When you’re busy with laundry,
But your mouth is really hungry
- Chips Ahoy
''When you have crippling depression, but the chips are your new obsession''
-Chips Ahoy
Underrated
Bro this is one of the best ones
@@Bisctard I second this
Depression because they became obese from eating too many cookies lol.
@@tolstartheking cool to see another mario rpg fan
Everyone has gotta agree the last one is the only non cringe and good one, it's calm, it's a blood bath, no weird and wacky voice. Just all calm.
bLoOdBaTh gEoMeTrY dAsH rEfErEnCe???!!1?
@@HMF_325 YeS
@@seano.4009 HoLY sHiT
blood bath lmao
Why did this comment appear in a vid-
When the divorce is killing you, but the existence of yummy chips are true.
When you’re kidnapping a child, but those chips are so damn wild. -Chips Ahoy, we’re here for that
(Edit): Everyone that liked is now a part of the cult. Sorry, I don’t make the rules. Chips Ahoy does though, and they’re here for that.
Jesus christ I'm ded
Just like the kids
@@cheesedip3864 fr (free r Kelly$
"we're here for that" WHAT
But those “cupcakes” are so damn wild. -EDP445
When the serial killer is slaughtering, the chips are mouthwatering
That actually put a smile on my face.
Almost 100 likes
yu made me laugh so funny😂😂😂😂😂
horrible choice of words.
@@fresh_3714 go kid amongus backwards
“When you’re lying in prison, but the chips have newly arison.”
-Chips Ahoy
Here for Happy.
When the father is invisible, but the chocolate is irresistible.
”When the pain is agonising, but the chips are appetising”
-Chips ahoy
LMFAOOO
"When the world has a disease, but the chips always please." - Chips Ahoy!
LMAOOO
I got a CRINGE ad
@@namibia584here for happy
When your friends are dying, *but the chips are better than their crying*
Oh shit
Underrated :(
Oh I get it
Dark humour
*pats on the back*
when your friend is stone, but the chips stop your stomach groan.
“When your mom is dying, but these chips are worth crying”
“When you are getting the beating, but the chips still need some eating”
“When your heart is about to fail but the chips are the holy grail”
pls-
Nice
Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference?!!?
I love Monty Python and the holy Grail
AY YO
When the bus catches on fire, but those chips are still what you desire.
these rhymes gets better and better as you scroll down
When the bus catches fire but the chips are still fire
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They won't be chips until you see that the chocolate on the cookies you grabbed are melted.
When the school catches afire, but the chips are your heart’s desire. 😎
My conspiracy theory is that they're making these ads bad on purpose for more publicity.
i like how the cringe counter went up way higher when it said 'who is the imposter'
ඞඞඞඞSUSඞඞඞඞ
@@Quinncell ok how is that funny pls explain
to be honest the cringe counter should of been infinite the first millisecond the 1st chips ahoy ad started playing
Amogus
sugomA
The “wait, don’t skip!” Adds a whole new level of cringe beyond our comprehension.
There's snacks!
@a sentient femur breaker no they don't
Cookie: Wait don’t skip!
Me: How about I do it anyway?
No I find it funny when I skip anyway.
why does it feel like an old ad were sonic is telling you to not change the channel to teach you about the dangers of smoking
"When you think you are just fine, but the chips are next in line."
-Chips Ahoy
"When your mom died of cancer, chocolate chips are the answer" -Chips Ahoy
OOF
Jeez good one
This reminded me if a terrible event in my life.
@@The_Honey_Diaries
Same here. If only mom had chocolate chips.
@@Yyyyzyyy no, I was 4 at the time. It wasn't my mom, but my sister
When you're having a stroke, but the cookies are dope
Edit: This is just a shitty joke y'all can stop liking now
Chips ahoy is here for you
hi i real men not cow animal thing lets tide the waves
lol
Fucking genuis you deserve a praise
@@khumomogola6447 thats word is actually pretty cursed since saying the chip is here for you can also mean like here to kill you or something (atleast in a horror perspective)
"When you're being abused, but the chips are just to amuse"
-Chips Ahoy, Here for Happy
When you got a million bucks, but your ads still suck. Chips ahoy is here for it!
"When your dad's belt is insufferable, but the chips are too lovable." -Chips Ahoy
༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
@@dsbg187 How is there an English translation for this?
@@AlliamWafton1987 For some reason the translation is gone now, at least for me
@@AlliamWafton1987 he looks the same for me
i felt this one
When your life is on the line, but the chips are divine.
LMAO THIS ONE IS UNDERRATED
BAHAHAHAHAHA
😆😆😆😆 amazingly beautiful
💀💀💀
When you are suffering from high cholesterol, but the cookies are incredible.
"When your life is slowly disappearing, but chips ahoy commercials are the last thing you're hearing"
Not the M&Muzan pfp-
lol
@@trevorbeatz5741 lol
when your life you might end, but the cookie is your friend.
@@ActuallyInvincible when you’re about to die, but the chips are so fly
When you’re consuming a child, but the flavor is mild.
wat
Wait wha-
When the child is begging for mercy, so you give him a hershey.
@@TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast When the kids in your basement are dying but the chips are worth trying
@@thehoopchar9816 When your trying to outrun the police because of the crimes you've committed, but without the chips you feel discomfitted.
when your life is ending, but the chips makes it faster
- Chips Ahoy
When the torture is unbearable, but the chips are repairable
…repairable?💀
"When the depression is drastic, but the chips are fantastic." - Chips Ahoy!
NAHHHH
Here for happy.
Hahahahahahhaha
@@donald6365oml💀
“Chips ahoy is here for it”
"When the world is dying, the chips are still worth trying." -Chips Ahoy
LOL
Not*****
Lol- this needs more likes
@@I_isBored no it doesnt it has 369...... likes
@@ohmygawdd1 not yesterday
“When you get dumped, get pumped on these chips!” -Chips ahoy
"When you're held at gunpoint, but the chips don't disappoint." - Chips Ahoy
dude this is underrated
Holy shit that was dark and funny
“We’re here for it”
Meh
They’re here for gunpoint
I love how much it goes up when he says, "wait don't skip"
If you want know how much it cringe when he say "dont skip" when i get cringe i laugh so i were llllloooooollllll
Agree
389203 increase in the cringe o' meter, taken from the inicial 11577 to the 400780, meaning the cringe o' meter experienced a 346.18% increase from the inicial number
Edit: Fixed the values, if i'm still wrong, don't worry about correcting me
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When the divorce is inevitable, but the chips are incredible, Chips Ahoy! makes life a bit more edible. For every heartbreak, there's a crunchy bite, With Chips Ahoy! everything feels right.
The "amogus" at the end made me laugh more than any chips ahoy commercial.
Yes, you are correct.
The cringe counter is indeed measured in braincells instantaneously dying
That last braincell that ate grass in elementary school: *AMOG US*
Bruh no its not
1 cringe counter = 7 million braincells lost
@@catspace012 dang humanity has gone down hill
but there’s a 100 billion!
Chips Ahoy’s taste : 😊
Chip Ahoy’s ads : 💀👺🤡
"When your dog got a lethal injection, but the chips are just perfection" - Chips Ahoy
love it
Here for it
That's super sad, but clever
"When grandma's in the ICU, but the chips are all for you" - Chips Ahoy
Why are some of these so brutal
@@MTBrider_2009 because humor
When the divorce papers are signing, those chips still need to be dieing
When the likelihood of extinction is infinity, but the chips are sigma gyatt skibidi