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  • Anon does literally nothing for Work | 4Chan Greentext Stories
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Komentáře • 90

  • @Vnx4Chan
    @Vnx4Chan  Před měsícem +12

    *Playlist for more 4Chan Greentext Stories:* czcams.com/play/PLIM34RkqnVfUfuKbOpiWFRaiCvlZS8Tzo.html

  • @ecave3435
    @ecave3435 Před měsícem +804

    This is the perfect chance to get a new job, doing the other job to get extra money so when you get fired for doing nothing, you still have a job that could pay more

    • @niek4195
      @niek4195 Před měsícem +3

      Yeah... but that is also illigal

    • @axosotll
      @axosotll Před měsícem

      ​@@niek4195is that illegal to have 2 jobs

    • @blazoraptor3392
      @blazoraptor3392 Před měsícem

      What law? ​@@niek4195

    • @bluemaster75
      @bluemaster75 Před měsícem +119

      Working more than one job? Many people do that already.

    • @troyjollimore4100
      @troyjollimore4100 Před měsícem +111

      @@niek4195Not illegal at all.

  • @The-toast
    @The-toast Před měsícem +635

    - is given perfect complete chance to do anything with their life, including trying to make contacts to look for the Job they really want.
    - watches movies all week.
    yeah that's a 4Chan user.

    • @hiddenqu5238
      @hiddenqu5238 Před měsícem +3

      i mean why would someone do that here for a good time not a long time am i right? its like the story of the rich man and the fisherman

    • @toasteroven7683
      @toasteroven7683 Před měsícem +44

      “Look for the job they really want”
      How could anything be better then getting paid to do nothing

    • @wilburdemitel8468
      @wilburdemitel8468 Před měsícem +25

      people doing all sorts of mental gymnastics to buy into the 4chan bad meme and get brownie points lol

    • @redseven4040
      @redseven4040 Před měsícem +3

      “lmaooo that’s forechan 4 ya xD” I see this comment on every one of these like wtf are you even talking about? I’m gay btw

    • @-landon931
      @-landon931 Před měsícem

      @@redseven4040 I don't care if you're gay, but 4chan has a bit of a bad reputation. What they don't realize is that the internet is full of degenerates and antisocials, just because they go to 4chan to express this doesn't mean that they aren't everywhere

  • @johnnywaffles2482
    @johnnywaffles2482 Před měsícem +71

    Something similar happened to my brother. Was working in an office, covid hit, goes fully virtual, his department closes down due to profit losses. His boss gets laid off and he was told he’d be “reassigned”. He never got a new position or new department but kept getting paychecks for like 2 months until he was eventually laid off as well.

  • @anthonymontague756
    @anthonymontague756 Před měsícem +67

    I had this happen during Covid. Some crazy old rich guy hired me and a dozen other people to work in a new sales team he was putting together. Their sales plan was garbage, mainly just cold calling businesses that had purchased random crap anywhere between 1 and 30 years ago, the contacts he had were usually old and bad, or just the customer service line for the businesses, plus, nobody was starting any new projects bwcause of the pandemic, but he was a Musk type who thought he was infallible, and insisted that we weren't trained right or the manager he hired wasn't doing a good job. He pulled everyone off the phones and spent a month making the sales manager work sixty hour weeks to "train him properly" under his direct supervision, then demoted him to a salesman, then layed off half the team he hired and declared he would need to personally train everyone before he allowed them to resume randomly calling people. He spent two weeks making one rep work 14 hour days on salary until he quit, got bored, and abandoned the project, all without giving the remaining people anything to do. So we just hung out for 6 months until he remembered we existed and fired us.

    • @mustafaislamov
      @mustafaislamov Před měsícem +12

      Lmao. He must have been like "oh shit I forgor that still have the company"

    • @michealdrake3421
      @michealdrake3421 Před měsícem

      Dude worked for Gomez Addams

    • @anthonymontague756
      @anthonymontague756 Před měsícem +3

      @michealdrake3421 I wish. He was a way bigger douche than Gomez. He used to make weird claims about inventing things he didn't invent and constantly ranted to anyone who would listen about how he was the only one who did any work there, despite spending 7 hours a day in his office watching Fox News.

  • @GhostLink92
    @GhostLink92 Před měsícem +226

    It's all great until they realize the mistake, ask you what you've been doing all this time, and then promptly fire you for not contributing.

    • @enclave315
      @enclave315 Před měsícem +63

      True but until then he just gets free paychecks so it's basically just unemployment

    • @nashooo5903
      @nashooo5903 Před měsícem +7

      Of course he knows he's getting fired. What he doesn't know is that he might be sued, and then there is 50/50 chance of either losing some money or losing everything.

    • @r29920831
      @r29920831 Před měsícem +2

      he literally mention about the employee reviews so i think he knows

    • @timothydamiani
      @timothydamiani Před měsícem +11

      @@nashooo5903What would he get sued for and what company would waste valuable time and resources on such a petty lawsuit?

    • @HeldIntegral
      @HeldIntegral Před měsícem +13

      They can't sue him. He isn't defrauding the company or stealing. He's simply obsolete. The company is entitled to let him go and they could claim he's been under preforming tho they haven't requested anything more from him despite having him on the books.
      And its virtual so they can't even claim abandonment.
      I'd be more worried about how it's going to appear at your next job interview

  • @corsim5997
    @corsim5997 Před měsícem +111

    something different happened to me, although the practical result was the same: I had nothing to do on my home office job. A year later RH scanned the whole team to analyse our productivity. Asked everyone about everyone. People said they've never saw me do anything. Contract wasn't renovated (it was internship).
    Lesson Learned: even to slack you have to put a little effort in order to hide your slacking.

    • @AzzRushman
      @AzzRushman Před měsícem +9

      Over time you learn to work at the right speed, or to find stuff to do when your main responsibilities are done.
      My favorite jobs were the ones where I was constantly busy. I always feel so uneasy when I need to find stuff to do to look useful.

    • @redseven4040
      @redseven4040 Před měsícem +3

      Had a work from home internship and didn’t do anything? Did you at least get paid?

    • @redseven4040
      @redseven4040 Před měsícem

      @@AzzRushman Having bullshit work from home jobs suck for that reason. You’re barely doing work and you know you’ll probably eventually get laid off whereas if you work hard you at least know they won’t have a good reason to fire you

    • @corsim5997
      @corsim5997 Před měsícem

      @@redseven4040 Oh boy, here we go. The whole company was about 15 people. I was assigned to a dude who was always super busy, so he would only talk to me weekly. Sometimes once two weeks.
      All I had to do was menial tasks like redo configs they already did on our site (for redundancy sake), help them with repetitive tasks and study the company's app so I could give online support for our custommers one day. But only my supervisor talked to me and had the task of assigning me to stuff. So, often, I would finish whatever I had to do, telled him
      "hey, task is done, do you have enything else for me?"
      "great work, have nothing for you now"
      So I did had a lot of free time, that I used to pplay games on my personal computer or finish any college work. So, when HR asked people about me, they did tell the truth, they've never seen me work because they've never worked with me.
      Yes, I got paid. And now that I'm a fully grown adult, I have the experience to tell when a work position is scuffed.

    • @ElAsombrosoPachus
      @ElAsombrosoPachus Před měsícem

      RH? Hablas mexicano, wey?

  • @cpK054L
    @cpK054L Před měsícem +8

    Ironically, delegating your work out is how you become a manager.

  • @spyrofrost9158
    @spyrofrost9158 Před měsícem +94

    90% of Twitter employees before the layoffs:

  • @night_knight_ytb
    @night_knight_ytb Před měsícem +9

    Isn’t this what high-ranking guys call “delegation”?

  • @Billnana-j4u
    @Billnana-j4u Před měsícem +38

    I’ll just enjoy the fleeting joy

  • @jagoz7465
    @jagoz7465 Před měsícem +18

    Only true part of the story was ‘nothing to do; watching movies’

  • @quarterpounderwithcheese3178
    @quarterpounderwithcheese3178 Před měsícem +3

    IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!
    *IT'S NOT FAIR!!!*

  • @Sam-uk4mb
    @Sam-uk4mb Před měsícem +4

    it's true because no one has ever lied on 4chan before

  • @MorbidMoonflower
    @MorbidMoonflower Před měsícem +4

    The cope in these comments as if this isn't absolute king shit

  • @mitchells2003
    @mitchells2003 Před 27 dny

    Like Milton before the Bobs.

  • @MCSorry
    @MCSorry Před měsícem +8

    God I wish that were me!

  • @Enpassantys
    @Enpassantys Před měsícem

    Hey man, like your stories. Please make it so that I don't have to make my eyes bleed while reading those small characters

  • @Mark73
    @Mark73 Před měsícem +10

    Use your time now to educate yourself. Take online classes to get training so you'll be able to get a new job easily when they fire you in seven months.

    • @gossamera4665
      @gossamera4665 Před měsícem

      He should be getting a job while he's still employed, it's way easier to find a job if you have a job already.

  • @OneFingerYT
    @OneFingerYT Před měsícem +4

    The work day gets easier when you decide to give a shit.

  • @yuulb.alwright9920
    @yuulb.alwright9920 Před měsícem +6

    I wouldn’t snitch on him.. but isn’t technically illegal fraud of some sort?

    • @noseboop4354
      @noseboop4354 Před měsícem +12

      No it isn't. He never misrepresented anything to anyone.

  • @Nobody-vr5nl
    @Nobody-vr5nl Před měsícem +14

    Leading up to:
    get sued for 6 months of pay
    Homeless

    • @neweden.
      @neweden. Před měsícem +37

      they cannot sue you for negligence on their part

    • @aaronburr956
      @aaronburr956 Před měsícem

      Yeah thats not how it works. They signed the checks, its on them to make sure the employee is doing the work. OP will get fired eventually, but a judge would laugh the company out of the court room in a lawsuit.

    • @Bruh234
      @Bruh234 Před měsícem +7

      sued for what, his work is being done just by other people

    • @nashooo5903
      @nashooo5903 Před měsícem

      ​@@Bruh234 I believe you answered your own question lol

    • @zxphvr
      @zxphvr Před měsícem

      @@nashooo5903sued for what? he just took the initiative, went manager mode and delegated responsibilities spreading them out across his team so no one is overburdened - responsible anon 🙂

  • @TheIllustriouBlueJay
    @TheIllustriouBlueJay Před měsícem

    Is your name Milton?

  • @michealdrake3421
    @michealdrake3421 Před měsícem

    Getting Bojack Horseman vibes from when Diane quit Content Spew and they just kept paying her anyway.