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I wouldn’t snitch on him.. but isn’t technically illegal fraud of some sort?

Only true part of the story was ‘nothing to do; watching movies’

As a wise man once said, "It's better to piss in the sink, than sink in the piss."

And thats why im not becoming a Dad. I know im not capable of giving a damn about things for that much longer, and have no desire to ruin a kids life or ability to function. Cycle ends here, folks.

90% of Twitter employees before the layoffs:

the friddler

Everyone on the internet is dude until proven otherwise, I always assume it’s a dude

Use your time now to educate yourself. Take online classes to get training so you'll be able to get a new job easily when they fire you in seven months.

riddle me this batman

This is why all stories on 4chan is fake. You must be pretty fuckin stupid if u think companies give u money without checking ur work . If it was this easy everyone would be doing it

needs more dragons

Leading up to: get sued for 6 months of pay Homeless

The work day gets easier when you decide to give a shit.

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bro's a sneaky menace

GTA-ass tactic ☠️

God I wish that were me!

something different happened to me, although the practical result was the same: I had nothing to do on my home office job. A year later RH scanned the whole team to analyse our productivity. Asked everyone about everyone. People said they've never saw me do anything. Contract wasn't renovated (it was internship). Lesson Learned: even to slack you have to put a little effort in order to hide your slacking.

- is given perfect complete chance to do anything with their life, including trying to make contacts to look for the Job they really want. - watches movies all week. yeah that's a 4Chan user.

It's all great until they realize the mistake, ask you what you've been doing all this time, and then promptly fire you for not contributing.

I’ll just enjoy the fleeting joy

This is the perfect chance to get a new job, doing the other job to get extra money so when you get fired for doing nothing, you still have a job that could pay more

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Ah yes, the female internet experience, you either get groomed then subsequently scarred for life or you get boatloads of cash

Some guy in a public discord server bought me Nitro and Arma 3 just because my discord profile was somewhat affeminate

the drawback of the internet

Alcohol is supposed to be used in a social setting. Dumb anon drinking alone in his room

Is depressed -> goes to the gym That's one big step ngl

My father taught me almost everything I know how to do. welding, working with metals , plumbing,working with wood. driving a car (now I have the right to work as a semi-truck driver) working with cars and repairing them. I'm lucky to have him. he taught me through shouting and swearing, but it worked.

You don't even need to be "pretty". As long as you're a girl, you're pretty much set.

Is this a problem I am too tall to understand? I mean, why lie in the first place, this is worse than just being short, isn't it?

The Dursley’s were scared of magic and hated anything which made their family appear unusual or abnormal in their community. Of course they hate the idea of Harry going to a magic school that teaches him to use more magic. Stupid greentext

I was surprised until they said it was read dead online

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anon fucking switched identities to avoid a night in the drunk tank

Sneak 100

wish i had a dad

If you have kids, it is your obligation to be this based for them.

There are 168 hours in a week and anon is only working 25 of them. Anon can already cover the basics with that, so every additional penny is profit. Move your butt, Anon. The easy road is never the right road.

I was 14, took a math class in another room sitting as someone else's desk. Had a bunch of stickers that said various things. I was fooling around and peeled off a sticker that said "Are you game?". A couple days later the owner of the desk found out who was sitting at her desk and starts hitting on me - she was 15. We hang out a few times mostly in areas near empty lots with low traffic. Ended up getting my first ever BJ there. Then I figured out that we could go somewhere private (an aunt who was out of town left my dad her key), invited her over after buying a box of condoms and bingo. She had asked me if I was a virgin and of course I said no. Everything I knew about sex I had learned from my dad's dirty magazines (Dear Penthouse Forum...). I guess it was enough. She was not a virgin.

It's almost like my dad ignoring me for most of my life unless he was yelling or hitting me set me up for failure. It's taken me years just to get to a semi-functional point, so I'm happy for this anon but f*** bad parents.

Thats fatherfull behavior right there.

So fucking wholesome, not used to that from 4chan

Fake, everyone knows women don't exist.

This would be like breaking into someone's home and suing over an injury. Sadly that's a thing in some states.

Mom got me through depression. Took me to get my nails done. Encouraged me to try makeup and dresses. Pretty bad at it at first, but I start being able to pass enough to post online. Enjoy all the simping I get. Mom encourages me to take deportment classes. Make a lot of friends with the girls there. Pretty much addicted to it. Love my new tribe. Starts giving me HRT and compliments me along the way. Body gets curvy very quickly. Gaining fat fast, but only in the right places. Confidence goes through the roof. Every milestone I get more cat calls. Now picking out a dress for my wedding to my wonderful boyfriend. Instructions unclear, became a girl.

Thats actually diabolical using mole poison because that shit is super poisonous/carcinogenic. Shouldve used a weaker poison imo. Someone here said laxatives

Like female chars in Final Fantasy 14. The beauty ones gets the likes of colaboration in the team and unlocks everything.

that's illegal.

I wish my dad taught me things instead of only telling me that I need to do better without any further explanation other than "because I fucking told you to". Good for you anon.