I created the worst possible UFC fighter…

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  • @LeftLaneMMA
    @LeftLaneMMA  Před 25 dny +35

    Who did I miss?

    • @thewhitegirlslayer1
      @thewhitegirlslayer1 Před 25 dny +13

      I miss you ❤

    • @GoAwayNow247
      @GoAwayNow247 Před 25 dny +2

      ​@@thewhitegirlslayer1😂😂😂😂😂

    • @austinguzman4911
      @austinguzman4911 Před 25 dny

      Hey man I do rankings for the Morning kombat discord and was hopeful that you would like to do your rankings for us of your interested, if not no problem I like the effort and commitment you put into these videos.

    • @koalawithchaingun53
      @koalawithchaingun53 Před 25 dny +9

      Costa pullouts

    • @alphared3772
      @alphared3772 Před 25 dny +8

      Chael Sonnen: triangle defense
      Adesanya: boob
      Justin Gaethje: BJJ
      Chimaev: keeping his hype
      Jiri: autism + jawline

  • @Sean-nk3nz
    @Sean-nk3nz Před 25 dny +443

    Do a card builder making the shittest fights possible

  • @maciej7155
    @maciej7155 Před 25 dny +169

    Categories just keep getting more absurd and I absolutely love it.

  • @e.j.schwartz7977
    @e.j.schwartz7977 Před 25 dny +231

    Rizz of Tom Aspinall 👆

    • @ARG0T
      @ARG0T Před 25 dny

      Tom "Have you ever been fingered by a UFC fighter" Aspinall

    • @DCshandle
      @DCshandle Před 25 dny +6

      💀

    • @TheMessiahOfThe99Percent
      @TheMessiahOfThe99Percent Před 25 dny +22

      Tom knows a thing or two about rizz he has a loving wife
      We'll probably never have one

    • @randombalkaner4363
      @randombalkaner4363 Před 25 dny

      "Yeah, fingered."

    • @hulkwithagun9749
      @hulkwithagun9749 Před 24 dny +27

      @@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent no need to say bc all that, be depressed to your self

  • @Xavier-pe7yu
    @Xavier-pe7yu Před 25 dny +127

    Bros tripping
    Gaziev has the best cardio on the roster
    Have him main event in Salt Lake City

    • @fostersstubbyasmr9557
      @fostersstubbyasmr9557 Před 25 dny +22

      He’d die 😂

    • @Hats502
      @Hats502 Před 24 dny +16

      King blob is gassing out just walking out to the octagon

    • @mas72450
      @mas72450 Před 23 dny +5

      This feels like attempted murder

  • @Joe-lw3tp
    @Joe-lw3tp Před 25 dny +113

    Genuinely a 1 stripe white belt takes robelis down

    • @chaostotalwar2799
      @chaostotalwar2799 Před 23 dny +19

      thats generous i think a midly athletic 6 foot man whoo has watched a bo nickal fight could take him down

  • @Benji-gq4vx
    @Benji-gq4vx Před 25 dny +67

    I see nothing bad about this fighter
    He makes a title run at heavyweight let’s be honest

  • @bluesteelenemi
    @bluesteelenemi Před 25 dny +53

    Activity: Leon Edwards

  • @kruziikriaan
    @kruziikriaan Před 25 dny +35

    Takedown offence of Justin Gaethje before Fiziev, his body recoils at the mere thought of shooting for a takedown

  • @seanisnotjohn
    @seanisnotjohn Před 25 dny +67

    This is just CM Punk but with less heart

  • @koalawithchaingun53
    @koalawithchaingun53 Před 25 dny +29

    Fight IQ followed by General IQ killed me, and perfect pick for it too

  • @neelpatel8538
    @neelpatel8538 Před 25 dny +35

    Submission defence of Justin gaethje

    • @hulkwithagun9749
      @hulkwithagun9749 Před 24 dny +2

      HEY YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE, HE GOT MAULED BY ANIMALS…. ANIMALS!

  • @ocanaldojj
    @ocanaldojj Před 25 dny +32

    Cardio: Shamil Gaziev
    Chin: Phil Rawes
    Power: Colby Covington
    Striking: Kron Graice
    Grappling: Robelis Despagne
    Wrestling: Paul Craig
    BJJ: Sharabullet Magomedov
    IQ: Michael Chandler
    Consistency: Michael Johnson
    Please, comment if there's anything else to add

    • @Hats502
      @Hats502 Před 24 dny +5

      Finishing instinct of Belal and the weight cutting of Justin Tafa
      Edit: forget the finishing instinct I commented this before getting to that point in the video

    • @imadeyoureadthis1500
      @imadeyoureadthis1500 Před 2 dny +1

      Striking: Ben Askren

  • @lanceanthony198
    @lanceanthony198 Před 21 dnem +4

    The antibodies of BSD

  • @nab7000
    @nab7000 Před 15 dny +8

    By the midpoint of this video, this went from building the worst ufc fighter to just building the worst and most abysmal human ever born 😭

  • @AllBlackAirpods
    @AllBlackAirpods Před 25 dny +32

    14:28 putting volks manager instead of Tony’s actually pissed me off

  • @BarakaUglyyAhh
    @BarakaUglyyAhh Před 24 dny +6

    You gotta top it off with Belal’s charisma and marketability 😂

  • @mobinsadeghi
    @mobinsadeghi Před 25 dny +18

    I wanted to suggest doing the best possible UFC fighter but then I remembered, his name is Waldo Cortes-Acosta 💪🏾🇩🇴

  • @OK-yy6qz
    @OK-yy6qz Před 25 dny +12

    Attempting this but with Current/former Champs:
    Boxing: Rhonda Rousey
    Grappling: Adesayna
    Cardio: McGregor
    Kicks: Khabib
    Hype:Leon Edwards
    KO Power:Aljo
    Chin:Cody
    Appearance: O'Malley
    Trash Talk and Mic Skills:Islam
    Personal life: Jon Jones
    Fighting Style: Dricus Du Plesis.
    Favouritism and Matchups: Sean Strickland.
    Physique: Daniel Cornier
    Height: Demetrius Johnson

    • @forwardmoving8252
      @forwardmoving8252 Před 24 dny

      Islam is great on the mic. Are you dense or a troll? Islam trash talks better than most native English speakers

    • @WHITE_RAPTOR
      @WHITE_RAPTOR Před 12 dny

      Adesanya still managed to take down Alex Perira 😂

  • @hearthatbird
    @hearthatbird Před 17 dny +7

    Dana White when picking an opponent for CM Punk:

  • @thefoxyman7664
    @thefoxyman7664 Před 25 dny +25

    0 veiws in 23 seconds? Bro fell off for sure

  • @mas72450
    @mas72450 Před 18 dny +4

    Michael Johnson could KO Islam for the title and lose his first defense to this fighter

  • @neelpatel8538
    @neelpatel8538 Před 25 dny +10

    Hood needs a colby hate vid and his clown fans

  • @mas72450
    @mas72450 Před 23 dny +4

    Bro Shamil The Meal gassed out after 4 rounds at least. Derrick Lewis legit offered to give away his main event slot to stay in a 3-rounder

  • @GradeAmonster
    @GradeAmonster Před 24 dny +3

    Gaziev cardio is definitely not the worst. I'd say Abus is in the running for some of the worst cardio, dude didn't have an insane pace or ridiculously explosive movements in his fight against Barralho, but still got ridiculously gassed.

  • @lucapurcell
    @lucapurcell Před 24 dny +4

    idk if this is a bad take but personally i think chandlers fight iq isnt as bad as people say. dont get me wrong its still bad but i think his mindset in a lot of his fights is just to put on the best show he can, cement himself as one of the fighters with the most fun fights, and in turn it worked bc everyone loves his fights and him fighting like that ended up with him finally getting the red panty night. so in my eyes he played his hand perfectly and made a good career choice by fighting like a tard

  • @ruthceciliamartinezmarquez9297

    biggest meat sizes gon be fire

  • @Totalnikkadeath
    @Totalnikkadeath Před 24 dny +4

    A lot of people underrate shamil’s gas tank cuz of his last fight. You guys do know that most heavyweights wouldnt make it to a 4th round theyd look like him in the 2nd

  • @demitri3832
    @demitri3832 Před 25 dny +5

    Looks and hairline is crazy 🤣🤣

  • @TheEdge1999
    @TheEdge1999 Před 15 dny +3

    I think Rolles Gracie has hands down the worst cardio, he gassed like in the 1st minute of his fight vs Joey Beltran.

  • @alphared3772
    @alphared3772 Před 25 dny +6

    BSD for boxing defence? Lucas Tracy is about to throw a big meaty overhand to your thigh.

  • @neelpatel8538
    @neelpatel8538 Před 25 dny +4

    Gotta say Darren tills take down defence was fucking awful

    • @conboy66
      @conboy66 Před 25 dny +1

      That fight against brunson. He looked like he didn't even try to defend

  • @ethanstewartstevenson7309

    You're really gonna tell me me that Bryce Mitchell's overall IQ is lower than Nate Diaz's..?

  • @extracrispy9229
    @extracrispy9229 Před 25 dny +6

    The streets been needing this vid thanks 🙏🏾

  • @adriii_021
    @adriii_021 Před 25 dny +9

    Hot take: Raul Rosas Jr is not that ugly

  • @austerberrys101
    @austerberrys101 Před 21 dnem +3

    Belals title shot 😂
    Should have had the warrior spirit of Anshoor Jublee, man quit when Mike breeden started barking at him 😂

  • @Tokey_The_Bear
    @Tokey_The_Bear Před 24 dny +2

    The Bryce one was low. I mean like Cejudo low. Almost touching the ground.
    And i love it

  • @georgetsoukalas1409
    @georgetsoukalas1409 Před 6 dny +1

    "He is gonna get a foot-stomp in the clinch and blow out his meniscus or some shit" I died then and there

  • @MEMECOIN11
    @MEMECOIN11 Před 25 dny +8

    What did i just watch LMAO

  • @johnfinn4178
    @johnfinn4178 Před 25 dny +6

    im so baked this too funny

  • @ytvjerrid8382
    @ytvjerrid8382 Před 17 dny +2

    16:09 that played out well

  • @DanAddison
    @DanAddison Před 25 dny +2

    The yes-men and sycophants of McGregor. The whole industry has enabled and even rewarded his megalomania to the point of creating a toxic cautionary tale of a man and a shadow of his former self as a fighter.
    The humility of Rhonda. With McGregor we were basically already on the subject of lacking humility, self awareness, culpability, or a grasp on reality as the sport evolves and progresses around you.

  • @kanaima650
    @kanaima650 Před 25 dny +1

    dude this was a fire video i like the personality you inject! I think some music and more images would really enhance these vids also!

  • @Tokey_The_Bear
    @Tokey_The_Bear Před 24 dny +2

    This is fucking hilarious. And every pick is legit the worst in their category.

  • @koyuri7878
    @koyuri7878 Před 25 dny +5

    demetrius johnson the shortest ufc fighter ever bro trust me on that

    • @LaserRifle
      @LaserRifle Před 13 dny

      There are some straweights at 5'0" or 5'1"

    • @koyuri7878
      @koyuri7878 Před 13 dny

      @@LaserRifle go watch a straw weight fight then

  • @iwonderif1163
    @iwonderif1163 Před 5 dny +1

    I love this video, would be one of my favourites if you also showed some clips of the fighters fumbling these attributes

  • @chair4964
    @chair4964 Před 4 dny +2

    IQ: Tito Ortiz

  • @viperford6840
    @viperford6840 Před 2 dny +1

    21:10 literally had me laughing in a Wawa parking lot

  • @tranmikey7355
    @tranmikey7355 Před 18 dny +1

    If I don't see the best "Dillusional - On Paper" section (with Anthony "On Paper" Smith) in the upcoming "Create the BEST possible UFC Fighter", I will unsubscribe :))
    Great vid as usual and never have I found a more entertaining MMA channel than yours.

  • @MAD_KIOTTI
    @MAD_KIOTTI Před 25 dny +2

    Loved the video bro keep it up

  • @gustavokolomaznik
    @gustavokolomaznik Před 24 dny +1

    man what a nice video made my night , huge love from itapetininga brazil

  • @rslabute4099
    @rslabute4099 Před 25 dny +2

    Killer instinct/urgency of Kennedy Nzechukwu

  • @cesarcortes77
    @cesarcortes77 Před 24 dny +1

    I actually laughed... good video, brotha

  • @izaakmoran8181
    @izaakmoran8181 Před 25 dny +2

    If you want a chin made of glass you go and find Phil Hawes

  • @jiggy7108
    @jiggy7108 Před 2 dny +2

    Family tree of Islam Makhachev

  • @aeroevans9987
    @aeroevans9987 Před 18 dny +1

    Racial motivation: Chris Daukaus

  • @AmericanMMA1776
    @AmericanMMA1776 Před 24 dny +2

    Replace finishing ability with Movsar

  • @jaytherestless2117
    @jaytherestless2117 Před dnem +1

    heart, "ability to overcome adversity"

  • @apathofpain
    @apathofpain Před 21 dnem +2

    15:27 lmao broo

    • @apathofpain
      @apathofpain Před 21 dnem +1

      "tragic stuff" I'm fucking dead

  • @MatthewMcRowan
    @MatthewMcRowan Před 25 dny +2

    Wasn't John Alessio already a thing? Legendary 0-5 run in UFC won't be forgotten, man was beast

  • @PeterCzech-nm1fj
    @PeterCzech-nm1fj Před 25 dny +1

    just see only the headline and already burst of laughing:) this is just pure fun:D

  • @mophead-xk8dd
    @mophead-xk8dd Před 25 dny +1

    Fight circus did run a blind mma match: Helen Killer vs Snuff Healey

  • @brunch8051
    @brunch8051 Před 2 dny +1

    Looks - Juan Adams

  • @seamussynnott921
    @seamussynnott921 Před 24 dny +2

    I'm also going to add your accent to the fighter while we're at it

  • @timothyojukwu9718
    @timothyojukwu9718 Před 25 dny +1

    Submission defence of Sumudaerji, trust!! 6 losses, 6 submissions. Activity of Mike Davis, T-levels of Anthony Smith as well

  • @delsinmcgrath882
    @delsinmcgrath882 Před 19 dny +1

    Instead of Paul Craig, Overall striking should have been Kron Gracie or Ryan Hall 😂

  • @dmitry7967
    @dmitry7967 Před 7 dny +2

    u created my friend Rišo

  • @thegoldexperience8340
    @thegoldexperience8340 Před 25 dny +2

    Disagreed on smith being worst leg kick defense imo. Jiri has worse leg kick defense arguably

  • @701delbronx8
    @701delbronx8 Před 2 dny +1

    You should have included Donald Cerrone’s heart

  • @dagoof8719
    @dagoof8719 Před 24 dny +1

    I’d probably throw Esteban Ribovics in their with Bad TTD, dude has such slow reaction time to Takedown Attempts and Always just ends up getting taken down anyway. Honestly think That If McKinney had a brain and took him down he would’ve had a much better chance of winning

  • @Lhiledhonkheh
    @Lhiledhonkheh Před 18 dny +2

    This is a masterpiece of a video

  • @benmcreynolds8581
    @benmcreynolds8581 Před 25 dny +2

    A newly discovered attribute. Made me think of the OG Pokémon. I see that, New Pokémon discovered animation that fills in with the image of the new Pokémon lol

  • @markus6746
    @markus6746 Před 24 dny +1

    I had to laugh so hard man, this is awesomw

  • @syntholshoulders1842
    @syntholshoulders1842 Před 25 dny +1

    You know what ? I like this content

  • @darchandarchan7036
    @darchandarchan7036 Před 20 dny +1

    mornings, i turn into Despaigne.
    As i can’t get up

  • @aegontargeryan1499
    @aegontargeryan1499 Před 21 dnem +1

    Activity : Jon jones

  • @YY-qd5if
    @YY-qd5if Před 6 dny +1

    You could have used CM punk for all the categories

  • @izaakmoran8181
    @izaakmoran8181 Před 25 dny +1

    Broken English of Daniel Cormier would’ve been hilarious

  • @jakethefab2214
    @jakethefab2214 Před 25 dny +1

    Forgot tomorrow aspinal rizz

  • @valetudo90
    @valetudo90 Před 21 dnem +1

    Schnell doesnt have the worst chin tbh, hes rallied through being dropped and came back to win heaps of times. Shannon Ross hasn't been cut yet, it's definitely him.

  • @fostersstubbyasmr9557
    @fostersstubbyasmr9557 Před 25 dny +1

    Poor stipe 😂

  • @liamobrien-ib1rd
    @liamobrien-ib1rd Před 25 dny +1

    Finishing ability shouldve been Movsar instead of repeating belal from the title shot segment

  • @DCshandle
    @DCshandle Před 25 dny +1

    Ngl you described the old guy at the pub that Conor punched. He might be ready for the rematch

  • @Megarenegade666
    @Megarenegade666 Před 4 dny +1

    Dwarves are natural fighters with insane reach, for example Volkanovski. You are talking about midgets in case of Rebecki Cejudo combination.

  • @CartVader821
    @CartVader821 Před 17 hodinami +1

    You made mark hunt

  • @dababyvevo3634
    @dababyvevo3634 Před 22 dny +1

    Should’ve gone with Moicano for power

  • @lepidophyma7911
    @lepidophyma7911 Před 22 dny +1

    needs distance management of michelle waterson

  • @kidcruddy8258
    @kidcruddy8258 Před 24 dny +1

    I think you’ve just described current Chuck Liddell

  • @cesarflores1145
    @cesarflores1145 Před 17 dny +1

    despagine should be striking too

  • @StivAdams
    @StivAdams Před 24 dny +1

    "Looks of Raul" looks doesn't matter in fighting. You 8/10nd him.

  • @ustinker
    @ustinker Před 25 dny +1

    I think you should’ve swapped Robelis’s TDD with Joel Alvarez’s TDD. I’m pretty sure Joel has 0% TDD

  • @AIbatrozzxs
    @AIbatrozzxs Před 25 dny +1

    Bro created jones jon

  • @ToffyCoffee
    @ToffyCoffee Před 19 dny +1

    Bro Jamie Mullarkay Chin

  • @judethompson2071
    @judethompson2071 Před 25 dny +1

    I kickbox and I’ve never done any form of major grappling and I could probably get up better then Rogelio Despaigne, you’d think he’d practice that when he transitioned to mma

  • @bewaremycurse
    @bewaremycurse Před 25 dny +1

    This shit was hilarious

  • @DaLeprechaun
    @DaLeprechaun Před 25 dny +1

    Quitting mentality of ange loosa who faked not being able to see vs Bryan Battle until it was called off and then he was ready to fight and could see

  • @atomicpunk2360
    @atomicpunk2360 Před 21 dnem +1

    Avoiding sus relationships/taste in women: Pat Barry

  • @timewarpeatscrayons
    @timewarpeatscrayons Před 17 dny +1

    What about best?
    Raw power: mark hunt
    Chin: marvin vettori
    Striking: alex pereira
    Grappling: jon jones
    Wrestling: daniel cormier
    BJJ: dustin poirier
    IQ: conor mcgregor
    Consistency: anderson silva
    Cardio: cain velasquez
    Reach: stefan struve
    Height: khalil rountree
    Physique: kamaru usman

  • @atomicpunk2360
    @atomicpunk2360 Před 24 dny +1

    Obviously Despaigne didn’t listen to Derrick Lewis

  • @George18798
    @George18798 Před 25 dny +1

    You already have CM Punk