The lost Emperor

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  • A visit by an Emperor penguin to Rothera Research Station, Antarctica, in 2006. Presented and produced by Mike Prior-Jones.

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  • @TacShooter
    @TacShooter Před 2 lety +6383

    "Penguins are intensely curious." Especially when there isn't a damn thing for 25 miles.

    • @karinaf8537
      @karinaf8537 Před 2 lety +376

      Poor guy was bored as hell

    • @barlin4972
      @barlin4972 Před 2 lety +116

      Damn true, I would be curious too.. finallyy a human sized penguin!

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM Před 2 lety +101

      "Martha, I saw another one! He was just standing there. Didn't even react to me."

    • @Captianmex1C0
      @Captianmex1C0 Před 2 lety +104

      Literally a massive white canvas, His Purple Coat is probably the first non white or black thing they've seen in decades

    • @TacShooter
      @TacShooter Před 2 lety +40

      @@Captianmex1C0 Penguin: "Seen it. Hated it! Colors too loud! What's wrong with simple black and white?"

  • @indoorcat111
    @indoorcat111 Před 6 lety +16461

    He ran off 25 miles to say hello

  • @gabrieleriva651
    @gabrieleriva651 Před 2 lety +64408

    "They go exploring"
    Penguin: "Another fucking chunk of ice, perfect."

    • @APersonOnYouTubeX
      @APersonOnYouTubeX Před 2 lety +688

      T.H.E P.O.L.E.S
      Disclaimer: not Poland I mean south
      Edit: So I learnt Penguins don’t live in North and the Polish dude at the bottom is sad now so give him lots of love eh
      Here have cookie polish man: 🍪

    • @menshevikbear176
      @menshevikbear176 Před 2 lety +1554

      Penguin:“Everything looks the goddamn same on this goddamn icecap”

    • @Dysentery1898
      @Dysentery1898 Před 2 lety +355

      @@APersonOnCZcamsX sad polish noises*

    • @deviousN
      @deviousN Před 2 lety +116

      @@APersonOnCZcamsX only South. There are no penguins in the north pole.

    • @cobralyoner
      @cobralyoner Před 2 lety +33

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Severine._
    @Severine._ Před 2 lety +16657

    Walks 25 miles to greet us, walks towards camera man, shakes head, pisses and then walks off. Absolute lad.

  • @joule400
    @joule400 Před 2 lety +23125

    "We are supposed to stay at least 5 meters away"
    Penguin: "fuck the rules"

    • @joethewolf3750
      @joethewolf3750 Před 2 lety +116

      Oh god. Karens are penguins. (Edit: I meant to write penguins are Karens but this is too funny to delete.) They don't social distance because they just don't feel like it. /j

    • @dahzaliqA
      @dahzaliqA Před 2 lety +150

      @@joethewolf3750 bruh moment

    • @vyse102
      @vyse102 Před 2 lety +32

      *We're no strangers to loooooove*
      *You know the rules... AND SO... DO IIIIIIII*

    • @emiliospowerballer1441
      @emiliospowerballer1441 Před 2 lety +12

      Also Penguin: I make the rules here, mortal human.

    • @skellyslav
      @skellyslav Před 2 lety

      @T Tt I did not expect Simon or Payday 2 in a penguin comment section but god am I glad for it

  • @lordvoxelrot8834
    @lordvoxelrot8834 Před 2 lety +44203

    >approaches you with no other signs of life for miles around
    >honks loudly
    >refuses to elaborate
    >wanders back into the horizon

  • @amexicanwhoisverypatriotic2725
    @amexicanwhoisverypatriotic2725 Před 2 lety +19694

    The sheer fucking will that man has to not pet that damn penguin is immeasurable.

    • @nilesh_jeetun1677
      @nilesh_jeetun1677 Před 2 lety +309

      He's on par with Mr Wick

    • @1eV
      @1eV Před 2 lety +79

      Same thought

    • @someguy1688
      @someguy1688 Před 2 lety +209

      @@polatalemdar8024 of course it’s not a pet. It’s a *poonguin*

    • @joshhampton6511
      @joshhampton6511 Před 2 lety +165

      With COVid and everything I get him, social distance is important🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @alinalexandru2466
      @alinalexandru2466 Před 2 lety +315

      @@joshhampton6511 Not 8 years ago when the video was made

  • @Paiadakine
    @Paiadakine Před 2 lety +5974

    I hope the bird found what it was looking for and had a prosperous life.

    • @justonejlking
      @justonejlking Před 2 lety +199

      It most likely died

    • @TheEathos
      @TheEathos Před 2 lety +15

      @@justonejlking jikes

    • @Toxic2T
      @Toxic2T Před 2 lety +25

      @@justonejlking RIP

    • @handgranate2008
      @handgranate2008 Před 2 lety +149

      I had on YT a random recommendation a while ago about that, they can have depression to, so they wander off the group to die, even when you bring them back they will wander off until they die. Dont know how the documentary was called was random recommended a while ago, like this vid was recommended too random for me, but just for explaining, so most of that bring them back wouldnt work, they want to do that, probably want to die in peace. Like cats do when they know they gonna die.

    • @juniorbeardy548
      @juniorbeardy548 Před 2 lety +34

      @@handgranate2008 “Penguin, depressed…” I believe is what your talking about

  • @SuplexThisBear
    @SuplexThisBear Před 2 lety +5178

    “however, penguins are intensely curious”
    Penguin: “NOOT NOOT”

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 2 lety +2

      WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest CZcamsr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear ga

    • @youwantmyname9208
      @youwantmyname9208 Před 2 lety +44

      @@AxxLAfriku Handsome girlfriend? Now that's sus

    • @MelodiesFromTheStars
      @MelodiesFromTheStars Před 2 lety +5

      @@AxxLAfriku ok

    • @keylimepie3602
      @keylimepie3602 Před 2 lety +2

      @@AxxLAfriku bro r u ok?

    • @Mara-Vladu
      @Mara-Vladu Před 2 lety +22

      🎵Pi Pi Pi Pi Pi Pi Pi Pi, Pingu, Pingu🎵

  • @BillyOnYouTube
    @BillyOnYouTube Před 2 lety +15578

    "Can you see yourself on that screen? Probably not."
    Penguin: Shakes head violently

  • @k41e546
    @k41e546 Před 6 lety +27192

    The emperor penguin is like. Name and rank soldier!

    • @bydlopatrol350
      @bydlopatrol350 Před 3 lety +276

      Rank emperor?

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi Před 3 lety +379

      SKIPPER !

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi Před 3 lety +534

      Actually, it's more like
      *_KOWALSKI, ANALYSIS_*

    • @tdpuuhailee8222
      @tdpuuhailee8222 Před 2 lety +170

      @@moemuxhagi
      Kowalski: It's really cold out here, Skipper

    • @chancegivens9390
      @chancegivens9390 Před 2 lety +49

      Now I'm expecting arly Ermey from Full Metal Jacket's voice blasting out of that penguin!!.

  • @thegreenbean6777
    @thegreenbean6777 Před 2 lety +1390

    I like how the penguin is just like: “Fuck it time to slide”

  • @arahok7675
    @arahok7675 Před 2 lety +12782

    "hey, you have a time to hear about linux?"
    "i use windows"
    "understandable, have a nice day"

    • @lissobone7635
      @lissobone7635 Před 2 lety +84

      said by a gentoo penguin

    • @nici9376
      @nici9376 Před 2 lety +38

      Terribly inaccurate

    • @lissobone7635
      @lissobone7635 Před 2 lety +53

      @@nici9376, the tux would pick up his `cat` launcher and `bash` into the windows user with the penguin's rage, their screams `echo` around the vast snow desert.

    • @goldengold8568
      @goldengold8568 Před 2 lety +45

      Everyone knows that Linux is the one and true OS.

    • @SrNachOmega
      @SrNachOmega Před 2 lety +11

      As a Linux user, agree

  • @Tipen
    @Tipen Před 2 lety +10281

    “However, penguins are intensely curious”
    *penguin begins speaking enchantment table*

  • @slimeinabox
    @slimeinabox Před 2 lety +21720

    1: pick him up
    2: carry him into helicopter
    3: bring him back to his group
    4: emotional profit

    • @YlakerranJatka
      @YlakerranJatka Před 2 lety +1092

      It would probably wander off again.

    • @Chris-de2qc
      @Chris-de2qc Před 2 lety +975

      They aren't allowed to do that and disturb wild life, even if it meant death. ☹️

    • @skyacedoes2646
      @skyacedoes2646 Před 2 lety +120

      @@YlakerranJatka then it's not your problem. Shame on them for not learning their lesson

    • @commenteroftruth9790
      @commenteroftruth9790 Před 2 lety +571

      @@skyacedoes2646 "shame on them". Youre dull, arent you?

    • @charliethenecromancer4422
      @charliethenecromancer4422 Před 2 lety +186

      @@commenteroftruth9790 Nah he's right, I saw a city ruled by Penguins

  • @nol302
    @nol302 Před 2 lety +883

    this penguin is the protagonist of his own story. this is just another encounter among many for this young wandering hero

  • @CJusticeHappen21
    @CJusticeHappen21 Před 2 lety +5206

    Actually translation:
    "I am Ozymandius, King of Kings."

    • @G31M1
      @G31M1 Před 2 lety +2

      czcams.com/video/Ut8MTBIZrC8/video.html

    • @a.90129
      @a.90129 Před 2 lety +65

      ur giving me gcse english flashbacks

    • @liamprosser6316
      @liamprosser6316 Před 2 lety +19

      god ive just started that poem in english, pain

    • @ledoyedo5483
      @ledoyedo5483 Před 2 lety +18

      Based persian penguin

    • @Animaster89
      @Animaster89 Před 2 lety +80

      Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

  • @USAirsoft
    @USAirsoft Před 2 lety +20821

    “The urge to embrace this lost Emperor Penguin with a hug is quite large. I believe I might do it.”

    • @almonds8895
      @almonds8895 Před 2 lety +495

      FR I JUST WANNA GIVE HIM A BIG HUG maybe even a cuddle they look so soft

    • @Lone-Lee
      @Lone-Lee Před 2 lety +118

      Penguin plushie!!

    • @almonds8895
      @almonds8895 Před 2 lety +96

      @@Lone-Lee hehe i do have one and she's super soft but isn't nearly as big/heavy
      just not the same

    • @valorspeedqb4690
      @valorspeedqb4690 Před 2 lety +21

      Thank you for your service

    • @Erin-vu1tt
      @Erin-vu1tt Před 2 lety +30

      A big hug and a fish! 🤗 🐟

  • @matheusmariani3108
    @matheusmariani3108 Před 3 lety +35288

    As Emperor Penguins don't have predator in land, they think humans are just weird looking penguins, so they greet us as such.
    They leave because we don't know how to answer :(

    • @willek1335
      @willek1335 Před 3 lety +3619

      According to some language teachers: Fake it till you make it is usually the best answer, followed by a necessity to speak said language. Lastly, live among them day and night.

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 Před 3 lety +2288

      On a serious note: It's probably a mating call.

    • @thekingofgoogle1404
      @thekingofgoogle1404 Před 3 lety +3216

      @@danielawesome36 If so, which one should get in position?

    • @stevecampbell8301
      @stevecampbell8301 Před 3 lety +2466

      @@thekingofgoogle1404 find jesus

    • @thekingofgoogle1404
      @thekingofgoogle1404 Před 3 lety +2817

      @@stevecampbell8301 I already found Jesus, he moved back to Mexico.

  • @alexfragale619
    @alexfragale619 Před 2 lety +183

    (Goes back to his colony)
    “you won’t believe what I saw out there”

  • @denelloangelo
    @denelloangelo Před 5 lety +2398

    The penguin is like
    *Yo alien dude can you help me get back to my colony?*

    • @allighast9714
      @allighast9714 Před 2 lety +64

      My man didn't even point him south!! 😭

    • @samtmh7240
      @samtmh7240 Před 2 lety +10

      Actually it's even better. That penguin tried to 'woo' him if y'know what I mean...

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien Před 2 lety +1

      No

    • @craftah
      @craftah Před 2 lety +1

      @@samtmh7240 i dont

    • @Mika-kun57
      @Mika-kun57 Před 2 lety +4

      Is that Happy feet reference?

  • @ninobasset8176
    @ninobasset8176 Před 3 lety +9103

    A day will come when he'll encounter the little depressed penguin, and they'll live wonderful adventures together.

    • @lonelyguyofficial8335
      @lonelyguyofficial8335 Před 2 lety +172

      You sound like you're ready to write a fanfiction of that....PLEASE DO!

    • @borgestheborg
      @borgestheborg Před 2 lety +79

      YES! I need closure

    • @veggiechip
      @veggiechip Před 2 lety +47

      it would be the best story

    • @ninobasset8176
      @ninobasset8176 Před 2 lety +37

      @@lonelyguyofficial8335 I'll think about it when I'll get time, why not ;)

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 Před 2 lety +12

      @@lonelyguyofficial8335
      Lol, could you imagine? Would be pretty cool

  • @poplicker4
    @poplicker4 Před 2 lety +4511

    i just watched something else about how sometimes they get "depressed" and just straight up walk away from the group and just keep walking to certain death

    • @anemic-peachless
      @anemic-peachless Před 2 lety +706

      nah theyre on their way to new york

    • @user-cv3dr4kt7j
      @user-cv3dr4kt7j Před 2 lety +81

      Relatable

    •  Před 2 lety +774

      Virgin pill overdose suicidal human VS chad walking till you die suicidal penguin

    • @lowarior20
      @lowarior20 Před 2 lety +334

      @ Conclusion? A depressed pinguin has more willpower then me.

    • @-Teague-
      @-Teague- Před 2 lety +135

      @@lowarior20 hey, are you ok?

  • @ihateyourface2747
    @ihateyourface2747 Před 11 měsíci +21

    *walks up*
    *screeches*
    *leaves with no context*
    sigma ass penguin

  • @GBK2142
    @GBK2142 Před 2 lety +9507

    Penguin: “Makes a greeting sound”
    Human: “Doesn’t say shit”
    Penguin: Understandable, have a wonderful day “waddles away”

    • @KynMites
      @KynMites Před 2 lety +91

      Even if we could respond we are technically not allowed to interact with them at all.

    • @taccus3990
      @taccus3990 Před 2 lety +274

      @@KynMites penguins must be like "look at these rude visitors, they don't even greet"

    • @Handlessuck1
      @Handlessuck1 Před 2 lety +86

      waddle waddle waddle

    • @MagklJellyBeanPastelLucidDream
      @MagklJellyBeanPastelLucidDream Před 2 lety +54

      Till the very next day

    • @Farhan_049
      @Farhan_049 Před 2 lety +53

      I honestly feel sad that we cannot have some kind of common gestures at least, to show we acknowledge other wild animals.

  • @mangafanatic17
    @mangafanatic17 Před 5 lety +3207

    He was probably asking for directions. He may have forgotten to take that left turn in Albuquerque. :-D

    • @onesunnyday5699
      @onesunnyday5699 Před 3 lety +30

      I get that reference 😉

    • @videogameclips947
      @videogameclips947 Před 2 lety +7

      Apparently that trumpet kind of sound it made while bowin down is a kind of greeting/hello :)

    • @breakfast7595
      @breakfast7595 Před 2 lety +10

      Haha, Albuquerque ain't the place to make a wrong turn.

    • @zeldarfromplanetbeldar4188
      @zeldarfromplanetbeldar4188 Před 2 lety +2

      He was trying to get to Pismo Beach to have all the clams he could eat

    • @9WEAVER9
      @9WEAVER9 Před 2 lety +3

      "Becky, wanna smash?"

  • @EclipsaMyrtenaster
    @EclipsaMyrtenaster Před 2 lety +2239

    Penguin: "Good morning to you, my good man! Have you seen my colony?"
    Man: *says nothing*
    Penguin: "No? Well, I'm terribly sorry to bother you. I best be going now." *waddles along.*

    • @Dentheman1995
      @Dentheman1995 Před 2 lety +65

      And I read that in a British voice

    • @corneliusmcmuffin3256
      @corneliusmcmuffin3256 Před 2 lety +11

      @@Dentheman1995 fellow pengwings

    • @jeroenvanderveen2551
      @jeroenvanderveen2551 Před 2 lety +19

      And he waddled awaaaay, waddle waddle

    • @as7river
      @as7river Před 2 lety +16

      @@Dentheman1995 same, now I can't think of emperor penguins as anything but British gentlemen.

    • @keshav8684
      @keshav8684 Před 2 lety +2

      Sound like something out of monty python movies

  • @pandy9049
    @pandy9049 Před 2 lety +57

    when i was little i used to think emperor penguins were like 6ft tall

    • @abhishekprasad274
      @abhishekprasad274 Před 2 lety +2

      I used to think same until today , I saw this video .

    • @strohimsack2528
      @strohimsack2528 Před 2 lety +1

      You probably mean the Mega Penguins

    • @Juuly52
      @Juuly52 Před 2 lety +1

      They were ones but went extinct

  • @timvanloo6
    @timvanloo6 Před 2 lety +3412

    Not many people know this, but the guy telling this story and sitting there told the penguin a joke, and the penguin found it so funny. He had to run 25 miles to find the guy again and laugh at the joke. Now he is safely on his way back home.

    • @Bigtwinkissac209
      @Bigtwinkissac209 Před 2 lety +8

      Fr?

    • @Skyronrv
      @Skyronrv Před 2 lety +10

      nice try being a comedian, unfortunately it was a shit attempt

    • @AltLmaoo
      @AltLmaoo Před 2 lety +79

      @@Skyronrv chill we get it you don’t get to express yourself anywhere except the internet

    • @OliverOcelot29
      @OliverOcelot29 Před 2 lety +4

      @@AltLmaoo he's just saying he didn't like the joke in a rude way, no need to attack him personally

    • @Skyronrv
      @Skyronrv Před 2 lety +1

      @@AltLmaoo the thing is he really put so much effort into it like its an actual story

  • @jva1032
    @jva1032 Před 2 lety +1471

    Saw a documentary of how penguins will just wander off due to depression and sadness. If they're by themselves it almost guarantees that they're walking to their death (whether that be starvation or ring food for another animal)

  • @AinsleyHarriott1
    @AinsleyHarriott1 Před 2 lety +906

    The little snow sound he makes when he’s walking up to the cameraman🥺🥺🥺

  • @Big.Rig.
    @Big.Rig. Před 2 lety +62

    I don’t why but the crunching sound of the sow from the penguin is ducking hillarious to me

  • @ThatBugBehindYou
    @ThatBugBehindYou Před 2 lety +663

    Dear diary: I saw a golem today, I thought it was one of us and I had returned to the group however after calling it I had no understandable response. The most notable aspect of golems are their lack of movement, how odd it is not to keep moving in this land where staying in place is death.
    I kept moving on and left the golem as it watched me leave.

    • @bennitori4
      @bennitori4 Před 2 lety +59

      Also there was this weird crab thing. But it had three legs instead of six. And it had only one eye instead of two. The golem only moved in order to pick up the crab thing. But even when being moved, the crab thing didn't respond. I thought maybe it was dead, but if it was dead, it would've gone limp right? It was completely stiff, even when the golem thing was moving it around.

    • @udhamshi
      @udhamshi Před 2 lety +39

      @@bennitori4 I often wonder in my penguining days whether there are other golems out there thinking about me the same way. I hope some day I can understand them and their talking to themselves and what not. Over all a good day.

  • @SamSparks95
    @SamSparks95 Před 2 lety +275

    Emperor: hey how are you
    Dude: *doesn't respond*
    Emperor: WELL FINE I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ANYWAY-

  • @briannacernadas9828
    @briannacernadas9828 Před 2 lety +282

    i love that he got on his belly to go like 3 feet then stood up

    • @Forest__Spirit
      @Forest__Spirit Před 2 lety +38

      He was like “ayo look i can slide- okay enough of that”

    • @aceambling7685
      @aceambling7685 Před 2 lety +1

      Me laying down and crawling in the tall grass to see what it looks like just to stand back up when my pants get wet.

  • @karinaf8537
    @karinaf8537 Před 2 lety +73

    What a graceful being he is, making adorable crunching sounds in the snow as he waddles and approaches stuff. Glorious fellow.

  • @frozenlake1215
    @frozenlake1215 Před 2 lety +606

    He used his own beak to help stand back up. Legend.

  • @laurenchinsphealsupremacis9978

    The fact that I may never see a penguin irl deeply saddens me.

  • @pibly7784
    @pibly7784 Před 4 lety +495

    Oh man. I really hope he finds his colony.

    • @Prawnsly
      @Prawnsly Před 2 lety +12

      I just called them.
      He's dead.

    • @badeugenecops4741
      @badeugenecops4741 Před 2 lety +44

      @@Prawnsly I just called your mom......................................
      now she's givin me head

  • @Plus_P_Plus
    @Plus_P_Plus Před 2 lety +168

    What ever became of him , I wonder! What a glorious being.

    • @Toxic2T
      @Toxic2T Před 2 lety +4

      @Mr. Shlock Typical BBC/NatGeo/Discovery.

    • @user-pe2yx9kt4e
      @user-pe2yx9kt4e Před 2 lety +5

      Agreed Mr. Schlock and Nicholas. They are pretty heartless.

    • @Toxic2T
      @Toxic2T Před 2 lety +6

      @@user-pe2yx9kt4e Indeed. And they have the possibility to help off camera, but they leech off nature misfortune.

    • @tomaspabon2484
      @tomaspabon2484 Před 2 lety

      @@Toxic2T so a bunch of biologists painstakingly recording nature and not tampering with its natural course is cruel? The whole point of a fucking nature documentary, hell the whole point of biology as a field of study is to minimize our involvement and bleeding heart moralizing from the natural process.

    • @phynchen8139
      @phynchen8139 Před 2 lety

      @@Toxic2T Wow, it's almost as if they want to film nature as it is without doing what humans constantly do. Which is get involved and ruin things.

  • @persephoneblack888
    @persephoneblack888 Před 2 lety +391

    The way they just slide around on their bellies is the cutest thing. Like. He just had to get over a small mound and he belly slid. 😂

    • @giselediniz
      @giselediniz Před rokem

      Não estúpido Max Araujo Diniz eu não sou Black e não sou persefone

  • @Redd0w
    @Redd0w Před 2 lety +160

    Penguin: “Hey man have you seen my friends?”
    Guy: “Normally emperor penguins live in large colonies to keep warm, but every now and then young males particularly tend to wander off on their own and go exploring.”
    Penguin: “Thanks but thats not very helpful, I’ll go find someone who will actually be useful.”

  • @ARedMagicMarker
    @ARedMagicMarker Před 6 lety +3508

    That little head bow and call was a basic penguin greeting.
    He left because human was rude, didn't say hello back, and just left him there hangin'.
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    EDIT 10/8/2021: It's been 3 years, and I do apologize to everyone in the comment section who might be just a little bit confused as to why this went from a lighthearted penguin comment to shifting to some weird, right-wing, conservative A.M. radio station who won't shut up about "the Jews" as always. Then want to go "re-e" on you when you don't nod and agree with them and be totally cool with the deliberate crap storm and controversy they're spewing all over your wholesome comment. for no reason. Then again, such people can't help themselves, they are of a certain personality set, and things always come full circle to their hatred, often times dressed up as something else. You understand. Try not to let these people ruin your day or the vid of a cute penguin, and I honestly do not know why these people don't stick to their own niches of the internet. They're cancelled just about everywhere else though, so that counts for something I suppose.
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    500 comment cap reached. Took a week, but it finally happened. But bigots gonna bigot. n u n

    • @ARedMagicMarker
      @ARedMagicMarker Před 4 lety +16

      @Queen FUPA wtf? what Cloud Coocoo house you escape from, huh?

    • @ARedMagicMarker
      @ARedMagicMarker Před 4 lety +8

      Ew.

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz Před 4 lety +17

      *I'm not mad, I'm just, dissapointed*

    • @ARedMagicMarker
      @ARedMagicMarker Před 4 lety +8

      @@lancie7426 Nothing here to deny, but if it's anti-antisemitism, I'll deny that.
      I got nothing against Israel.

    • @lancie7426
      @lancie7426 Před 4 lety +73

      @@ARedMagicMarker I do.

  • @themonkeymang
    @themonkeymang Před 9 měsíci +6

    *Penguin walks up to human*
    "This chap is a human and he's a very rare sight, almost certainly lost."

  • @Dual_Ralle
    @Dual_Ralle Před 2 lety +80

    "can you see yourself on that screen"
    *Actually shakes head*
    "Thought not"

  • @benjaminaltube8731
    @benjaminaltube8731 Před 4 lety +261

    Cats: "Meow"
    Birds: "Chirp"
    Penguin 0:32 : *Skrillex on LCD*

    • @var1410
      @var1410 Před 3 lety +15

      You mean LSD?

    • @jiggaboon1ggajones
      @jiggaboon1ggajones Před 3 lety +46

      @@var1410 no, he really meant the quality of the TV. How am I supposed to enjoy this vídeo if its not in 4k?

    • @var1410
      @var1410 Před 3 lety

      @@jiggaboon1ggajones if that's sarcasm that's bad

    • @Nekotaku_TV
      @Nekotaku_TV Před 2 lety +8

      Skrillex on an LCD screen? What? XD

    • @lonelyguyofficial8335
      @lonelyguyofficial8335 Před 2 lety

      Lol.

  • @TheZephile
    @TheZephile Před 6 lety +682

    emperor penguin toot : STATE YOUR RACE
    ....
    emperor penguin leaves.

  • @krychur4956
    @krychur4956 Před 2 lety +39

    I love the way Penguins slide on their bellies and stand up with their beaks. its adorable as hell.

  • @cat-ew1sb
    @cat-ew1sb Před 3 lety +127

    casually walks away after getting rejected

  • @jad1079
    @jad1079 Před 3 lety +140

    What a neat video. Penguin walks up right in front of the guy and then trumpets. Probably was expecting trumpeting back.

  • @chrisdelagarza8048
    @chrisdelagarza8048 Před 2 lety +47

    Dude he literally asked for help. At least you could’ve pointed him in the right direction. That’s ok 👍🏻..
    Emperor penguin 🐧 is LEGEND

  • @lolmao-pb6sc
    @lolmao-pb6sc Před 8 měsíci +3

    This emperor has managed to escape from Elba island and St. Helena but eventually got exiled here without any homies.

  • @BawlBag
    @BawlBag Před 2 lety +21

    Damn you for the low speaking volume in this video. That penguin screech almost gave me a heart attack..

  • @Nina_banana
    @Nina_banana Před 4 lety +432

    I would’ve hugged the penguin 😶

    • @lonelyguyofficial8335
      @lonelyguyofficial8335 Před 2 lety +13

      Sameeee!

    • @samtoughman3928
      @samtoughman3928 Před 2 lety +56

      I wanna cuddle him so bad

    • @thedukeofchutney468
      @thedukeofchutney468 Před 2 lety +5

      Ditto

    • @zmenaczzz3165
      @zmenaczzz3165 Před 2 lety +83

      I read on google that they don't like being touched, they gone bite you. 🐧🐧

    • @gedeonnunes5626
      @gedeonnunes5626 Před 2 lety +82

      @@zmenaczzz3165 and I'm quite sure you shouldn't. Wild animals should not understand humans as a source of affection and/or food, as it could end up interfering negatively in their behavior. It goes along those lines, maybe I'm misremembering it, but read about before.

  • @5thblackbrigade462
    @5thblackbrigade462 Před 4 lety +37

    0:50 human said head that direction

  • @renderuntocaesarwhatiscaes2300

    It’s almost like he’s asking the human for directions because he’s super lost and once again he’s let down by mammals. So he decides to waddle off and go it alone..
    God
    I just relate to that penguin on so many levels. 😔

  • @moonlightbabe7918
    @moonlightbabe7918 Před 4 lety +456

    He's so small! Idk why I thought penguins we're almost as big as us

    • @yeetbra9485
      @yeetbra9485 Před 4 lety +82

      Same, I thought emperor penguins were like 4 feet tall for some reason.

    • @alexmccolgan3723
      @alexmccolgan3723 Před 4 lety +35

      @@trollisourbriteeggs6282 his chick feathers must have fallen off recently

    • @LudicrousCunningFox
      @LudicrousCunningFox Před 4 lety +15

      I even remember reading this book as a child about animals, and it showed an illustration of the emperor penguin to be as tall as a person!

    • @Shtriga_34
      @Shtriga_34 Před 3 lety +60

      I always thought of penguins as small. A 4ft tall penguin sounds terrifying.

    • @TheLakabanzaichrg
      @TheLakabanzaichrg Před 3 lety +4

      There use ro be larger penguins

  • @thethinker6017
    @thethinker6017 Před 2 lety +63

    Penguin: We have been trying to reach you for your car's extended warranty.

  • @Wolfencreek
    @Wolfencreek Před 2 lety +102

    Penguin: "I'm just going for cigarettes, don't tell my wife or kids"

  • @girishmirajkar425
    @girishmirajkar425 Před 2 lety +39

    Emperor: How are you today good sir! Would you be kind enough to direct me to my kingdom?
    Man: silence
    .
    .
    .
    Emperor: When will these assholes learn to speak?!?!

  • @luckyadiatma2157
    @luckyadiatma2157 Před 2 lety +14

    Bruh, that title is really fit for boss in some fantasy-based game

  • @1traphouse
    @1traphouse Před 2 lety +10

    They need freezing temps to survive, yet they always try to stay warm. What an amusing animal.

    • @aceambling7685
      @aceambling7685 Před 2 lety +1

      Fun Fact: Mammoths died out because it got too hot.

    • @1traphouse
      @1traphouse Před 2 lety +1

      @@aceambling7685 😳😳😳 so true, never thought of it like that!

  • @holdontillmay.
    @holdontillmay. Před 2 lety +24

    The sound of the snow as he waddled away had me 🥺 what a nice fellow

  • @villainthatschillin
    @villainthatschillin Před 2 lety +22

    Penguin “hello sir!”
    Hooman *stares and says nothing
    Penguin *thinking to himself “…alright you fucking asshole”

  • @spyrofrost9158
    @spyrofrost9158 Před 2 lety +15

    "I am Emperor Uriel Septim. And these are the final hours of my life."

  • @nobody1747
    @nobody1747 Před 4 lety +100

    When you send the penguin that can't dance to tell the humans they're taking all the fish, and nothing happens .
    Big stonks

  • @happycoree
    @happycoree Před 3 lety +44

    damn i feel so bad he looks all alone there

  • @campsupreme6625
    @campsupreme6625 Před 2 lety +2

    “And wander off and go exploring.”
    Penguin “k bye”

  • @nothingmuch6666
    @nothingmuch6666 Před 2 lety +16

    I would not have been able to control my own arms if I came that close to an Emperor Penguin. I would have been petting it before I even thought about the rules.

  • @unwritten_zephyr
    @unwritten_zephyr Před 2 lety +22

    Dude’s gonna go back to the colony and be like “Guys I saw the weirdest looking penguin, shit was crazy.”

  • @InukedAlazharyearsago
    @InukedAlazharyearsago Před rokem +2

    He asked you out and you didn't respond, he even bowed his little head

  • @GENOSAD
    @GENOSAD Před 2 lety +12

    "Emperor penguins are typically quite curious."
    *Penguin unleashes the vocal wrath of Cthulhu himself.*

  • @mariac.9055
    @mariac.9055 Před 6 lety +148

    Penguin just wants to cuddle!

  • @bradyvelvet9432
    @bradyvelvet9432 Před 2 lety +12

    The sound of the snow and ice crunching under his feet just cracks me up!
    😂😂😂

  • @smol_chilli_pepper
    @smol_chilli_pepper Před 3 lety +5

    He looks so cuddly and huggable

  • @kirbyruiz9754
    @kirbyruiz9754 Před 4 lety +36

    Love this animal

  • @benjin0311
    @benjin0311 Před 2 lety +5

    I love the way he came over, bowed his head, and then proceeded to give his species formal greeting of their empire to the human 😄

  • @Saikocide
    @Saikocide Před 2 lety +12

    penguin saw the outfit, laughed, and waddled away

    • @Badbostonbitch
      @Badbostonbitch Před 2 lety +1

      🐧: who’s mans is this 🗣🗣🗣
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ladylibrum7145
    @ladylibrum7145 Před 3 lety +8

    When you ask someone for directions and then realize "they're not from here".

  • @mynameisnobody1386
    @mynameisnobody1386 Před 2 lety +11

    im so jealous of this guy. The Emperor Penguin is my all time favorite animal in the world. Such amazing animals.

  • @AKaiBerry-zk1ns
    @AKaiBerry-zk1ns Před 2 lety +7

    I feel like this 1.5 minute long video just taught me more about penguins than anything I'd learn at school in a day

  • @ColemanJRimer
    @ColemanJRimer Před 2 lety +5

    LOL Well, here's hoping he found his way back. Penguins are awesome.

  • @sntich3243
    @sntich3243 Před 3 lety +8

    this is a lovely penguin

  • @cheesewhiz6472
    @cheesewhiz6472 Před 5 lety +115

    "Good day, sir. Would you like to talk about our lord and savior Godzilla?"

  • @redi4ka951
    @redi4ka951 Před 2 lety +4

    Imagine watching this at night and turning up the volume to hear the narrator, but getting this ultra loud bazinga

  • @GALuigi
    @GALuigi Před 2 lety +7

    1:01 How come nobody is talking about how this penguin literally answered him?!?! 😂🤣

  • @GuadalupeGuacamole
    @GuadalupeGuacamole Před 2 lety +11

    0:14 when he gained milliseconds of time and speed by scooting on his belly. 💀💎💙I lub him.

  • @IndefiniteMark
    @IndefiniteMark Před 2 lety +3

    aw...felt his pain when he walked up, looked down and cried 🥺

  • @gandalf8216
    @gandalf8216 Před 2 lety +8

    At 0:35 I was legit waiting for an army of similar honkings echoing in response from the distance.

  • @Jameslawz
    @Jameslawz Před 2 lety +2

    He probably had a night out on the bender and had an argument with his misses.
    >Wonders around aimlessly
    >Hurls insults at another species
    >Pees openly in the public and walks off
    What a lad.

  • @derisis13
    @derisis13 Před 2 lety +4

    That is a penguin who is done with application packaging and compiles from source from now on.
    The sound it made was actually a kernel panic.

  • @samxyx
    @samxyx Před 2 lety +4

    I hope you gave the little homie a ride home!

  • @ddragontrainer
    @ddragontrainer Před 2 lety +9

    1:12 My guy literally did that thing we do where we reach off of our couches (in the laying position) to get the remote or whatever far away with maximum effort instead of getting up and just getting the thing. 🤣🤣

  • @creamythroat
    @creamythroat Před 2 lety +2

    His little snow footsteps sound so cute.

  • @soomy6196
    @soomy6196 Před 2 lety +7

    The emperors new groove.

  • @ganjasage420
    @ganjasage420 Před 2 lety +11

    I don't know why, but I just love penguins. I wouldn't be able to not want to pet it. And keep it. And take it home and make a room to be in conditions favorable to him. Fucking awesome creatures to me for some reason.
    But at the very least pet him and just stare in awe.

  • @IBigDickI
    @IBigDickI Před 2 lety +10

    1:22 Emperor Penguin go doo doo fart

  • @Olkin_
    @Olkin_ Před 2 lety +2

    0:48 dude that's so cute! The guy looked at the camera, and then the penguin does the same!

  • @michaeldemarco4797
    @michaeldemarco4797 Před 5 lety +16

    The penguin was letting him know this was his territory

  • @co1urzz
    @co1urzz Před 2 lety +20

    Penguin "I can fucking see you, hello!"
    scientist "I am immune to the corona virus if I just stay perfectly still"