Does Joe Rogan Think the DMT Elves Are Real?

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  • čas přidán 10. 02. 2021
  • This clip is taken from the Joe Rogan Experience #1608 with Michael Malice. open.spotify.com/episode/3Euk...

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  • @SuperAwsomemeGames
    @SuperAwsomemeGames Před 3 lety +20518

    There’s an elf in an another universe that’s having the same podcast speaking of how he saw joe rogan

    • @obiwankenobi9439
      @obiwankenobi9439 Před 3 lety +1205

      Elf speaks about how he thinks the DMT Dwarves are real.

    • @ssjliano9971
      @ssjliano9971 Před 3 lety +385

      And there are elves watching clips of that elf talking about how he saw joe rogan making jokes in the comment section on when he takes life he sees joe

    • @Cas8228
      @Cas8228 Před 3 lety +37

      Too comment

    • @garychief2338
      @garychief2338 Před 3 lety +83

      @@obiwankenobi9439 theres a lot of comments on here. But that LITERALLY had laughing out LOUD.

    • @nando3930
      @nando3930 Před 3 lety +18

      😂😂😂

  • @apoorvajoshi4056
    @apoorvajoshi4056 Před rokem +752

    I love how elves are such a normal part of Joe's life that when asked if wants to talk about elves his response is "which ones?"

  • @Connorgibson-ts2dq
    @Connorgibson-ts2dq Před 24 dny +318

    Psychedelics have the potential to make a significant impact on mental health issues like anxiety and depression. They've been incredibly helpful for me personally.

  • @BrieflyCarmel-vw1zn
    @BrieflyCarmel-vw1zn Před 28 dny +147

    DMT is a naturally occurring hallucinogenic drug with spiritual and cultural significance in indigenous cultures.

    • @PrincemaxwellNwaegbe
      @PrincemaxwellNwaegbe Před 28 dny +22

      consumption can produce different intensities and durations of effects, as well as potential risks and side effects.

    • @AnthonyLars
      @AnthonyLars Před 28 dny +19

      ​@@PrincemaxwellNwaegbeassociated with the world’s four most popular psychedelic drugs. Ayahuasca, DMT, MDMA and psilocybin mushrooms can all take users through a wild mind-bending ride that can open up your senses and deepen your connection to the spirit world. Not all trips are created equal, though - if you’re sipping ayahuasca, your high could last a couple of hours. But if you’re consuming DMT, that buzz will last under than 20 minutes.

    • @StephenOscar-jj9qs
      @StephenOscar-jj9qs Před 28 dny +19

      ​@@AnthonyLarsDMT to be used as a therapy tool to treat depression, anxiety and other mental health conditions, as well as aid with self-improvement and discovery. But studies of DMT are actually scarce, so it’s hard to know the full extent of its therapeutic benefits.

    • @user-hv6xb4qp9d
      @user-hv6xb4qp9d Před 28 dny +17

      ​​@@StephenOscar-jj9qsFirst, determine what you are hoping to get out of your mushroom therapy experience. From there, you can decide which dosage best fits your needs.

    • @AmandaKimberly-vp7jn
      @AmandaKimberly-vp7jn Před 28 dny +16

      ​@@user-hv6xb4qp9dTripping is not a bad idea but it shouldn't be abused

  • @cocoxo136
    @cocoxo136 Před 3 lety +3769

    Elves: is the bald guy we see when we take DMT real?

    • @greenfrank7169
      @greenfrank7169 Před 3 lety

      @mycoroland on Instagram is the best psychedelics plug I have ever worked with. he got shrooms, Isd and refine DMTS and is products are so good

    • @Tekner436
      @Tekner436 Před 2 lety +96

      @@greenfrank7169 no one is gonna buy drugs from a fed lmao

    • @SavageAudits
      @SavageAudits Před 2 lety +87

      The elves see a mirror image of our universe. In their world, they take TMD.

    • @Th3don3
      @Th3don3 Před 2 lety +2

      @@enturnetrol7869 😳🤣

    • @VenomGaming-cj8ol
      @VenomGaming-cj8ol Před 2 lety +10

      Yooooo imagine

  • @stephanfajardo3851
    @stephanfajardo3851 Před 3 lety +3483

    THIS is the exact reason why Spotify needs a comment section on his Podcasts

    • @Callum-kz3im
      @Callum-kz3im Před 3 lety +22

      @@ohsorecords You clearly haven’t done DMT tf?

    • @andrewp5845
      @andrewp5845 Před 3 lety +135

      Spotify don't have comments? That sucks I only watch these clips now

    • @Callum-kz3im
      @Callum-kz3im Před 3 lety +11

      @@ohsorecords Then chill out fella, breathe a little, everything’s good.

    • @marcdellorusso180
      @marcdellorusso180 Před 3 lety +131

      The comment section is a necessary part of the experience.

    • @oncodealways3297
      @oncodealways3297 Před 3 lety +9

      Hear hear ole chat

  • @aubreylewis1682
    @aubreylewis1682 Před 2 měsíci +363

    Never had a bad trip with DMT

    • @waynedavis2022
      @waynedavis2022 Před 2 měsíci

      I've been looking to try some recently, but I can't find anywhere to get them, anyone?

    • @alberthall6687
      @alberthall6687 Před 2 měsíci

      doc.jeanne is your guy. Got all kinds of psychedelics stuff. Guided me through my first ever experience

    • @Christian-lz5bu
      @Christian-lz5bu Před 2 měsíci

      Is on Instgram?

    • @alberthall6687
      @alberthall6687 Před 2 měsíci

      Yesss

    • @michaeljohnson5853
      @michaeljohnson5853 Před 2 měsíci

      I just had my first experience with golden teachers, it was really great! I loved it.

  • @toochitreasure
    @toochitreasure Před rokem +80

    One of the uses of psychedelics is administering psilocybin to cancer patients, it allowed them to confron their mortality, remove fear and anxiety and to die with peace and equanimity. What a gift this is.

    • @chanelleblack3816
      @chanelleblack3816 Před rokem +2

      Breaking through my first dmt experiences was my best experience.
      I'll like to experience it again

    • @emmanueluma
      @emmanueluma Před rokem

      Psychedelic’s definitely have potential to deal with mental health symptoms like anxiety and depression, I would like to try them again but it’s just so hard to source here

    • @danielcanon780
      @danielcanon780 Před rokem

      I'll recommend you to this legit specialist that guided me through my first experience
      He also discreetly ship all kind of psychedelics products

    • @danielcanon780
      @danielcanon780 Před rokem

      He's on Instagram as

    • @danielcanon780
      @danielcanon780 Před rokem +1

      Myco_sporres

  • @jrbling25
    @jrbling25 Před 3 lety +1730

    DMT Elf podcast: "Do you think hairless chimps are real?"

    • @aljaz2834
      @aljaz2834 Před 3 lety +6

      Hahahah this one got me

    • @cornbread7263
      @cornbread7263 Před 3 lety

      Yeah said the elf,they protest all the time!

    • @ladymercy5275
      @ladymercy5275 Před 3 lety +14

      Well, you asked for it.
      _"You ever tried human experience?"_
      _"How long is this going to take?"_

    • @renegadezen7841
      @renegadezen7841 Před 3 lety +9

      TMD Elf Castpod: Is the hairless chimp Roe Jogan a figment or real?

    • @glam0r0us
      @glam0r0us Před 3 lety +1

      Ape with toxoplasmosis.

  • @ryan-nl8bp
    @ryan-nl8bp Před 3 lety +1279

    "Jaime pull up an elf doing DMT"

    • @dontakeshit
      @dontakeshit Před 3 lety +152

      "no no not that one go back to the previous page. Nooo go up a little bit right there click that one. Look at the size of those balls on that chimp"

    • @eslow12
      @eslow12 Před 3 lety +7

      LOL

    • @justjarvis106
      @justjarvis106 Před 3 lety +4

      This comment made my day

    • @Faxy95
      @Faxy95 Před 3 lety +2

      Bruh 😂😂

    • @dinbachok6424
      @dinbachok6424 Před 3 lety +10

      @@dontakeshit from elves to chimp's balls. And 1 second later, "khabib nurmagomedov is a savage human being". Randomly changing topics.

  • @TimTalley6388
    @TimTalley6388 Před 5 měsíci +188

    As someone who has suffered with mental illness and depression the majority of my adult life. I just tried DMT for the first time, I felt as if I was in the center of the universe. Indeed an amazing experience

    • @RonenDalton-pk7bj
      @RonenDalton-pk7bj Před 5 měsíci +12

      I hear this is supposed to be good for people who have mental health issues. I actually just started the research process of microdosing and all that. Im to the point where I want shock treatment.

    • @MichaelLucas-eu8gf
      @MichaelLucas-eu8gf Před 5 měsíci +8

      dr.perryshroom is your guy. Got all kinds of psychedelics stuff. Guided me through my first ever experience

    • @MorganSantillanes
      @MorganSantillanes Před 5 měsíci +7

      Been through this conversation before. I can’t do anything without a proper medical professional following me.

    • @RobPendy
      @RobPendy Před 5 měsíci +4

      Okay um, possible on Insta?

    • @CastroTristen
      @CastroTristen Před 5 měsíci +7

      YES, he is dr.perryshroom. There's a lot of potential in psychedelics

  • @jojoagogo
    @jojoagogo Před rokem +371

    I saw the elves working too. When they noticed my intrusion , they all stopped and turned to look at me. And my entire scope of vision was nothing but eyes looking at me asking why I’m there. That’s all I remember

    • @d4rmthai.e536
      @d4rmthai.e536 Před rokem +23

      @Lucy Jackson lowball sounds pretty fed… send me a pic of you with one and ill send you another pen for your troubles 🤞🏾

    • @agarion101
      @agarion101 Před rokem +40

      @@d4rmthai.e536 its a scam account dawg, i see these everywhere

    • @turabalikhan1341
      @turabalikhan1341 Před rokem +30

      That is exactly what I saw. Everyone knew me and were busy doing something and then they noticed I was there and stopped. All eyes were on me and I was shit scared.

    • @minksnopes5551
      @minksnopes5551 Před rokem +34

      Did they call you the N-word?

    • @turabalikhan1341
      @turabalikhan1341 Před rokem +15

      @@miblvd431 Yes thanks. I did feel that they were busy doing things for me. But when they found out that I could see them they started mocking me but earlier they didn't feel hostile towards me. And there were so many and there was noise and it sounded like the room was full of people and children. I got scared because I didn't know where they came from it was more than 10 years ago. Now if I could go there again I'd be more confident for sure.

  • @mattr27
    @mattr27 Před 3 lety +4353

    Here's the real question: do the DMT elves think Joe Rogan is real?

    • @odhranwall
      @odhranwall Před 3 lety +113

      Joe is a DMT elf

    • @dannipops2113
      @dannipops2113 Před 3 lety +15

      👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @Edward-6909
      @Edward-6909 Před 3 lety +11

      Hell yeah they do arent u paying attention they were talking to the guy.

    • @nocturnalferalguitarist
      @nocturnalferalguitarist Před 3 lety +31

      nope they were hallucinating him and they knew it

    • @alexanderlucif6527
      @alexanderlucif6527 Před 3 lety +1

      They know he's bullshitting.... so they bring out the Elve Mega Penis-Dick-Schlong for special occasions as to when he does DMT (and for when he dies)

  • @QuasarVonBoom
    @QuasarVonBoom Před 3 lety +1400

    The last bit they mentioned something that reminded me of a story. Two dogs were walking. One was a happy dog and the other was angry. They came across a house of 1000 mirrors. They happy dog went in first. Spotted happy, playful dogs of all shapes and sizes and had a blast. The angry dog went in, and saw angry, vicious dogs of all shapes and sizes at every turn. He didn't have a good time.

    • @LILREMAlNS
      @LILREMAlNS Před 2 lety +66

      @Winkler nah I genuinely think he was trying to tell some story with a message, and what I gathered from it was the second dog who went in and saw vicious dogs instead of the first one who saw friendly dogs obviously thought it was a bunch of other dogs in the mirrors, and that the reason they both saw different things was obviously because of their own behaviour and perception of other beings.

    • @speedos
      @speedos Před 2 lety +11

      you think people choose to be miserable?

    • @speedos
      @speedos Před 2 lety +6

      nevermind i completely misread it

    • @hisholiness4537
      @hisholiness4537 Před 2 lety +12

      That's beautiful

    • @QuasarVonBoom
      @QuasarVonBoom Před 2 lety +8

      @@hisholiness4537 you're beautiful!

  • @matthewmcguire64
    @matthewmcguire64 Před rokem +186

    Just came off a dmt trip for the first time so doing research now cuz I try and think logically, idk if where I was is real or if my brain created and I'll never probably know for sure. I didn't see little elves but I did see humanoids around. But there was what I felt was a woman that sat next to me that reminded me to breath then blew a mist in my face and I've never felt so loved and safe in my life. I don't know if I'll ever be able to say I love you again......what I always thought was love was not what I thought. That was pure true love and safety

    • @richardstheman1
      @richardstheman1 Před rokem +11

      That's crazy man. I never took dmt and probably never will. I had a bad trip on mushrooms which was really humbling but I'm not trying to go into the dimension that I here described by people that took dmt 👀

    • @Blvd_j.o
      @Blvd_j.o Před rokem +1

      Where you get dmt?😭😭 y’all got someone’s @ for an ig or twitter I’m tryn experience sum shit

    • @matthewmcguire64
      @matthewmcguire64 Před rokem +7

      @@Blvd_j.o I've just always had it on my bucket list and my friends knew that so idk where or how it ended up in my buddies hands but we were hanging out having a few beers and he said, "wait a second, aren't you the one that wants to try DMT cuz I have some". I would recommend not seeking it out. It will show up when the time is right. Idk what the cost was but it was enough for me to blast off as far as amount goes.

    • @matthewmcguire64
      @matthewmcguire64 Před rokem +11

      @@richardstheman1 I feel that, it's nothing like shrooms though other then being a hallucinogenic. I don't do shrooms anymore cuz I got real world problems now unlike when I was in high school and college eating them every few weekends. I had 1 bad trip on em and it took me a few months to give the a go again. DmT though is just on a whole different level and the most reassuring thing about it is if you're uncomfortable or don't like it you just gotta survive 15 minutes lol you aren't locked into an 8 hour battle

    • @michaelp4899
      @michaelp4899 Před rokem

      @@Blvd_j.o extract it yourself

  • @joelturner5957
    @joelturner5957 Před rokem +2

    Elves be like that bald guys back again 😂

  • @royherrera6598
    @royherrera6598 Před 3 lety +616

    This is the most Joe Rogan title ever.

    • @jajbjc
      @jajbjc Před 3 lety +12

      Only thing missing is elk

    • @royherrera6598
      @royherrera6598 Před 3 lety +2

      @@jajbjc very true

    • @NullVoid2
      @NullVoid2 Před 3 lety +3

      this is what we’ve been deprived of since he moved to spotify:(

    • @JOOLVAUR
      @JOOLVAUR Před 3 lety +8

      I feel like the most Joe rogan title would be “can a chimp do a triangle choke while on DMT?”

    • @deadpirateroberts9937
      @deadpirateroberts9937 Před 3 lety +3

      “Ever tripped with a Jaguar on DMT” tops this one.

  • @sufiway007
    @sufiway007 Před 3 lety +866

    When DMT aliens sleep, they see Joe Rogan in their dreams.

  • @jaymo2024
    @jaymo2024 Před rokem +7

    True story that I have not shared with anyone I know because they would call me crazy or discredit me. When I was a child, I believed everyone was a character in my own movie.

  • @billyboy4797
    @billyboy4797 Před rokem +8

    The secret to traveling at the speed of light is right in front of us.

  • @reellivin9576
    @reellivin9576 Před 2 lety +1512

    It’s nice to hear someone say “maybe, we don’t really know” instead of saying you know and push a narrative. Rogan is always on point

    • @canislupus3655
      @canislupus3655 Před 2 lety +21

      @Rita Chris Lmao okay Glowie

    • @beatles42ohgg94
      @beatles42ohgg94 Před 2 lety +9

      and this is why i like tim pool. he will shut down speculator shit so fast.

    • @Mikelitoris666
      @Mikelitoris666 Před 2 lety +2

      not always. he panders a lot.

    • @beatles42ohgg94
      @beatles42ohgg94 Před 2 lety +7

      @@Mikelitoris666 well, if the second amendment and proper hunting etiquette is pandering to you. thats a you problem

    • @diggie9598
      @diggie9598 Před 2 lety +4

      ​@@beatles42ohgg94 Who the hell gave you the authority to decide what's right and wrong? If you'd actually be interested in dialogue, you shouldn't put out wild speculations, but rather ask questions. Your so called you-problem right there.

  • @TheEssex2dun
    @TheEssex2dun Před 3 lety +238

    I can’t wait to watch this again in 3 years at 2:30 am.

  • @courage7909
    @courage7909 Před rokem +25

    I've had lucid dreams so real and so wild when I'd wake up I forgot about my real life and had to remember everything and everyone for a second and had an existential crisis for weeks after that.

    • @angelobecerra9777
      @angelobecerra9777 Před rokem

      I recommend you hit up this legit plug they're very reliable ship to any location they've got dmt,lsd,spores,microdose and other psychedelic stuffs

    • @angelobecerra9777
      @angelobecerra9777 Před rokem

      trippy_psyche1
      ???

    • @angelobecerra9777
      @angelobecerra9777 Před rokem

      ON INSTAGRAM
      ???

  • @luissteger
    @luissteger Před rokem +25

    I had a time I 'woke up' from a dream to feel like I could see myself as a single cell in a vast open sea of nothingness. It was very trippy and an ego shattering moment, also very frightening to go from laying down then going into darkness (sleeping) then waking up to a jarring perspective of not being my own body.

    • @jameskim3915
      @jameskim3915 Před rokem

      I get my from an online store his got shroom, psychedelic and microdosing products well refined also ships to anywhere discreetly, can also guide you on anything.

    • @jameskim3915
      @jameskim3915 Před rokem

      His on Instagrams, with also telegrams with,,

    • @jameskim3915
      @jameskim3915 Před rokem

      *Mycopete%

  • @KdubtheAxe2
    @KdubtheAxe2 Před 3 lety +931

    So there I was, taking 20 grams of DMT, eating Elk meat while in the sauna that I made into a makeshift deprivation tank. I remember Brendan Schaub being there because he was agreeing with everything I said. Promptly after I had a Brazilian jiu jitsu match with a hairless chimp. I climaxed at the end yelling "IT'S ENTIRELY POSSIBLE!"

    • @Brainbuster
      @Brainbuster Před 3 lety +44

      LMAO, that image of Joe Rogan climaxing and yelling "It's entirely possible!!!!!"

    • @Frum5
      @Frum5 Před 3 lety +12

      Underrated

    • @dillonderoche4050
      @dillonderoche4050 Před 3 lety +48

      @Nad P bro....you missed the joke. Lighten up.

    • @te9591
      @te9591 Před 3 lety +9

      A buddy of mine says this joke is lame.

    • @vanity2336
      @vanity2336 Před 3 lety

      @Nad P ur a no personality nobody huh just say that

  • @patrickfitzgerald5529
    @patrickfitzgerald5529 Před 3 lety +1512

    Michael: Can we talk about the elves?
    Joe: Elves? Like which ones?

    • @adam2O
      @adam2O Před 3 lety +103

      Keebler to be exact.

    • @satan9934
      @satan9934 Před 3 lety +62

      Lmao hes like "we could talk about santas elves right now"

    • @apollodlee3457
      @apollodlee3457 Před 3 lety +13

      I just solved it think of DMT is the MEGACHIANS in Star wars or the METAL in DC comics. What if the really smart people or people that are "special" just people that produce more DMT than the average person?

    • @pmaac1564
      @pmaac1564 Před 3 lety +19

      @@apollodlee3457 u mean midichlorians lol

    • @sleepyninjarin7971
      @sleepyninjarin7971 Před 3 lety +10

      "why are the lord of the rings elves hot?"

  • @MystLs
    @MystLs Před rokem +13

    I just tripped on dmt and I tend to keep my eyes opened during the whole experience. Everything started to get super cartoony and made everything look super high quality and colors were highly saturated it was amazing. I always hear about people only closing their eyes, it really sparks an interest in me that people don't open their eyes at all during a dmt experience.

    • @myflatlineconstruct
      @myflatlineconstruct Před rokem

      I didn't intend to open my eyes, but briefly, my eyes flutered. I saw a striped away of the trees above. I equat it to seeing the magic of movies on set. Leaves were geometric like a Nintendo game of old. All a flat green color without shading or depth. It's like it wasn't fully rendered and I got to see the loading process.

    • @benlol
      @benlol Před 9 měsíci +1

      The first time I took dmt everything I saw was getting to be overwhelming and I wanted to close my eyes but every time I did it physically hurt to do so.

    • @aaronmerrill4730
      @aaronmerrill4730 Před 5 měsíci +1

      I believe you need to have eyes closed for a full breakthrough. Just a feeling I get...
      But in one of my strongest breakthroughs, I was flying through one of the tunnels, and I kept popping back into reality and back out again...
      And I wondered why at first, but then it came to me, the reason I kept popping "in and out" is because I kept opening my eyes, and then closing them again ...
      Maybe I'm wrong, but that's my current theory.
      Tho if you do keep your eyes open (which I've done) the world starts to morph into colored blocks or blobs, and basically becomes a very colorful explosion, before slowly returning back to a noticeable (tho still very trippy looking) reality.
      But I strongly suspect closed eyes is one of the keys to "seeing into somewhere else" with this experience...

    • @MystLs
      @MystLs Před 5 měsíci

      fantastic explanation!@@aaronmerrill4730

  • @THEDUDE912
    @THEDUDE912 Před rokem +4

    I love Joe. And what's a trip is how in depth he can get on a topic like this as he has this discusssion in multiple podcasts.

    • @smartjared7203
      @smartjared7203 Před rokem

      I can recommend you to where I get my stuff from an online store.

    • @smartjared7203
      @smartjared7203 Před rokem

      I get my psychedelics and microdosing stuff from an online store where I got my own his on Instagram and also on Telegram with the below handle

    • @smartjared7203
      @smartjared7203 Před rokem

      *Mycopete.*

  • @mmamultiverse75
    @mmamultiverse75 Před 3 lety +1287

    Respect to this guest for finally someone trying to give the audience a new clip of rogan talking about DMT.

    • @klounpound6945
      @klounpound6945 Před 3 lety +38

      It has been too long indeed

    • @AD-wg8ik
      @AD-wg8ik Před 3 lety +9

      Lol guests probably don’t want to feed into the meme

    • @ryanflynn6819
      @ryanflynn6819 Před 3 lety +6

      Honestly facts on that bc it’s interesting af

    • @prandz420
      @prandz420 Před 3 lety +8

      It’s been far to long. Bring back the old joe

    • @johnjacobs4254
      @johnjacobs4254 Před 3 lety +1

      Same. I've literally been waiting years.

  • @SirGodDamnIt
    @SirGodDamnIt Před 3 lety +256

    I’m a simple man. I see DMT elves in the title and I watch the video

    • @euanscotland
      @euanscotland Před 3 lety +2

      I'm a simple goo man.

    • @AXharoth
      @AXharoth Před 3 lety +1

      theres nothing simple about that , maybe youre a simple JRE fan

    • @jacksonvega7751
      @jacksonvega7751 Před 3 lety

      U n I both brother

    • @9jasports327
      @9jasports327 Před 3 lety

      @@euanscotland Bushman scare prank
      czcams.com/video/H_SN2vWqi0U/video.html
      Bushman

    • @olat1809
      @olat1809 Před 3 lety

      💯

  • @jixish1768
    @jixish1768 Před rokem +94

    I tried DMT blind, not knowing anything about it. Researching after the experience and finding nearly identical descriptions has me giving credence to the existence of the things I saw
    edit: got a mantis being made of the colors and fractals of infinity which blended into the "world" around it, the "world" itself made of the same things. Have come to learn there are some variation

    • @earthlyanodyne
      @earthlyanodyne Před rokem +4

      Ive never seen such things. My friend saw a clown. My other friend saw a lion🌲 eagle, and a women comforting him. Everyone's brain is different.

    • @theinternetexplorer618
      @theinternetexplorer618 Před rokem +3

      @@earthlyanodyneI mean a clown is pretty similar to a jester to be fair

    • @Michael-vq4co
      @Michael-vq4co Před rokem +1

      @@theinternetexplorer618 😂what😂

    • @strangertammer2957
      @strangertammer2957 Před rokem +2

      They're def real entities.without a doubt. I met em.

    • @haraldharam9334
      @haraldharam9334 Před rokem

      I was transported to Noddy world, it was great, but the crazy thing was when I opened my eyes, every object in my room, TV, desk, speakers, windows, socks, shoes, shirts, EVERY OBJECT, was in the geometric shape of childrens building blocks, as if I was still in Noddy world. It was a bit daunting, but I handled it well, by spectating, and enjoying the show.
      Noddy is a childrens tv show, I am convinced all these shows are based upon breakthrough experiences.
      DmT is not a drug, it's a key.

  • @ericsalidbar1693
    @ericsalidbar1693 Před rokem +28

    Ive learned to remember dreams and the most dreams ive had that i can remember in one sleep is 6 and they were fucking long and each time i crossed another realm into the next dream. I love dreaming its been something i cant wait for every single day and i remember so much! I thought it was bs but it works. Train yourself to stay still and keep your eyes closed when you wake up and try to recall everything you can! I haven’t mastered it completely only done it a hand full of times but constantly ask yourself is this a dream so when your actually dreaming you unconsciously ask yourself when you’re actually dreaming. Also when i cant tell the difference and im being killed or shot or dying i close my eyes and tell myself wake up is just a dream and nine times out of ten teleport myself into a different dream. Its crazy also if you want to have specific dreams as you lay down to sleep think about what you’d like to dream about and not always but you’ll dream about it if you’re subconscious picks it up as your starting to dream. Everyone always tells me that my dreams are insane and how can I remember and recall so much when they can’t remember a single moment thats happened in there dream. Good luck

    • @OURWORLD4EVER
      @OURWORLD4EVER Před rokem

      I can remember all my dreams too, up to 8 a night. Usually 2-6 dreams I can recall in the morning and through out the day. The problem I have is sleep, never enough always tired. I'm going for a sleep study soon, hopefully it will shed some light and knowledge to help me get proper sleep. I have tired different sleeping meds to help me dream less and sleep more, but nothing works.
      Do you have the same issues with quality of sleep?

    • @robertchiarizia9463
      @robertchiarizia9463 Před rokem +1

      Write out your dreams in a dream journal and include drawings. Since everything is allegorical in a dream, it becomes clear what that side of you is communicating once you write it out and draw

  • @meganlsr
    @meganlsr Před 3 lety +446

    “Wanna talk about to elves?”
    “Which elves?”
    💀💀💀

  • @jonathankhan7184
    @jonathankhan7184 Před 3 lety +747

    I love how Joe becomes a professor with a PhD whenever he speaks about DMT 😂😂

    • @billywashere6965
      @billywashere6965 Před 3 lety +28

      Also fascinating how dismissive he is of his own DMT experiences. As the possibility of things existing outside our known reality is preposterous.

    • @maggieb7943
      @maggieb7943 Před 3 lety +35

      ceo of the pineal gland

    • @carpetsnake83
      @carpetsnake83 Před 3 lety +29

      Yeah he never just says dmt when he first speaks of it he always say Dimethyltryptamine

    • @ghostproxy11
      @ghostproxy11 Před 3 lety +6

      @@carpetsnake83 ..this is what happens when you take Dimethyloeoltpclkskslwpmsncnn... 🤓

    • @mr.x8948
      @mr.x8948 Před 3 lety +25

      The Elves gave him that PhD

  • @Jerryberger9235
    @Jerryberger9235 Před rokem +28

    Psychedelic’s definitely have potential to deal with mental health symptoms like anxiety and depression, I would like to try them again but it’s just so hard to source here

    • @georgewilliams1062
      @georgewilliams1062 Před rokem

      Psychedelics are the reason why i didn’t take my life when i was at my end. I was stripped of my ego and saw the beauty of life and interconnectivity and even though i still battle anxiety and depression, I’m doing better everyday and will never think in such a self destructive way again.

    • @zoeywinston6826
      @zoeywinston6826 Před rokem

      LSD and mushrooms completely changed my whole outlook on life. I became a better version of myself
      This experience gave me a lot of confidence about my self and my body. A bunch of bad thought / behavior patterns were broken. One of these was pretty bad OCD that made me wash my hands a lot. It gave me a lot of hope that things will be fine, this is the one thing that I heard throughout the trip: Everything is alright. The main reason for the trip was my severe depression and it definitely helped me (although it's not gone). Before all I could do was lay in bed. Now I am trying to rebuild my life one step at a time which wasn't possible before."

    • @sarahh321
      @sarahh321 Před rokem

      [_James_tray]
      Got psychs

    • @Jerryberger9235
      @Jerryberger9235 Před rokem

      @@sarahh321 Where to search?? Is it IG?

    • @nishaelvert1104
      @nishaelvert1104 Před rokem

      Last year, I took shrooms at Las Vegas thinking it was going to hit like an edible or something. Shit was scary at first but amazing once you start getting deeper into your thoughts

  • @ds698
    @ds698 Před rokem +5

    4:20 I think he is on to something considering how often Terrance talked about the elves wanting to teach us higher forms of communication, like telepathy so maybe an enhanced understanding of written language from a shared consciousness index is a side effect of the download like, you were taught that language in hyperspace super fast in a download via dmt. Not everyone does as he says but it seems interesting. I very much love this subject because I like the idea of having a nice relationship with the spirit realm, like helping one another.

  • @MrDeadrisingcritic
    @MrDeadrisingcritic Před 3 lety +742

    The most Joe Rogan title ever, all that was missing was “Gorilla Aliens”

    • @casamir1
      @casamir1 Před 3 lety +58

      Eh, also needs "chimp-elk-testosterone"

    • @vuks-fj7fl
      @vuks-fj7fl Před 3 lety +27

      @@casamir1 add jiu-jitsu to that

    • @opium42069
      @opium42069 Před 3 lety +14

      Gorilla Alien' meat hunting.

    • @larryphillipsjr.1607
      @larryphillipsjr.1607 Před 3 lety +17

      Gorilla Aliens sounds like a new strain of weed 🤔🦍👽😂🤣

    • @SwapBlogRU
      @SwapBlogRU Před 3 lety +2

      I was at the comedy store

  • @ColtonRDean
    @ColtonRDean Před 3 lety +225

    Now THIS is the Joe Rogan I fell in love with years ago.

    • @Wildchile
      @Wildchile Před 3 lety +13

      One hundred percent

    • @hoze1235
      @hoze1235 Před 3 lety +8

      no homo

    • @ColtonRDean
      @ColtonRDean Před 3 lety +4

      @@hoze1235 69 thumbs up at the moment I type this.

    • @cancerousamphibian625
      @cancerousamphibian625 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ColtonRDean were gonna get it to 420 don’t worry

    • @ColtonRDean
      @ColtonRDean Před 3 lety +2

      @@Vancittyy The talk about DMT Elves is classic Rogan.

  • @oldskoolordie
    @oldskoolordie Před rokem +51

    Is it possible that people just see people inside the patterns because their brain is trying to make sense of what it's seeing?
    Like you can see a face in a cloud, tree, cup of tea etc?

    • @jameskim3915
      @jameskim3915 Před rokem +1

      I can recommend you to where I get my stuff from an online store.......

    • @rachemsasketchewon1612
      @rachemsasketchewon1612 Před rokem

      @@jameskim3915 YO send me a message,, I am really trying to try it. I turned it down years ago so many times cuz I was confusing it with Salvia...but yea, the only black market connects I have are totally lacking w/ phsycadelliua..wouldn't even know where to ask. you can emakl me if you likeed. pleaese adn thanks!

    • @jogi453
      @jogi453 Před rokem

      Yeah you can even experience similar things with a blackout/ whiteout mask after like 10mins. Starts with moving colours and starts forming into basic pattern OEVs/CEVs

    • @max_mittler
      @max_mittler Před rokem +1

      you missed the part where he said they communicate with you?

    • @yoholmes273
      @yoholmes273 Před rokem +6

      As person who has seen the elves, I can tell you that it's nothing like seeing a face in a cloud nor lucid daydreaming.

  • @donny3498
    @donny3498 Před 4 měsíci +3

    “Jamie pull up that video of the elf and bear doing DMT together”

  • @tens0r884
    @tens0r884 Před 3 lety +1646

    Joe feels smart when he says “dimethyltryptamine” instead of DMT

    • @MexicanSlash9
      @MexicanSlash9 Před 3 lety +51

      Damn bro you an empath?

    • @tens0r884
      @tens0r884 Před 3 lety +99

      @@MexicanSlash9 a psychopath, actually

    • @yyy5569
      @yyy5569 Před 3 lety +18

      Wow ive never would have thought about that youre like really smart

    • @waynedonoghue4071
      @waynedonoghue4071 Před 3 lety +33

      @@yyy5569 **'I never would'.... Not 'I've never would'...
      Who spells a one letter word wrong?

    • @gsabie568
      @gsabie568 Před 3 lety +3

      No cap😂😂😂😂

  • @finneganmcbride6224
    @finneganmcbride6224 Před 3 lety +296

    Joe Rogan has been waiting for this question his entire life.

  • @crowncontrol3637
    @crowncontrol3637 Před rokem +9

    I saw a lady that looked Incan or Aztec wearing a headdress. She was completely white except for her teeth which looked gold and some gold in what appeared to be her headress. She was holding an outstretched arm but not directly at me

  • @kublakhan2342
    @kublakhan2342 Před rokem +92

    Never had Dmt (had other perception changing substances in the past), but the way i have heard those who have took it describe it really reminds me of the experiences i have had with sleep paralysis and lucid dreaming. I have heard people talk about loud high pitched noises, robotic noises, being sucked out existence into another realm, entities . I have felt terror beyond words. I don't think it's as potent as actually hitting dmt, but i definitely relate to alot of the aspects and i do belive some what jr was saying about dmt dumps in the body.
    I remember the weirdest and most terrifying thing that ever happened to me was waking up in the middle of the night but when i opened my eyes it was bright light everywhere and i was shooting forward into the vast whitness and it was getting brighter and brighter. It was unbarebly white. I realised that i was going to die, i fought it hard trying to stop myself flying, hurtling forward towards the brightest poiny at such a high speed. All i could think about never seeing my daughter again, the pain is indescribable and then with the deepest sadness i just excepted i was dying and decided there was no point in fighting it. As soon as i excepted my death, i travelled even faster and i hit the brightest point of the light and i opened my eyes and i was in the dark, in my bed, my partner snoring next to me. I was sweating and breathing rapidly with tears running down my face elated to be alive and also traumatised beyond belief. It wasn't a dream, as in, I was aware of my body and the fact i wasn't in it, all the emotions and memories like not seeing my daughter where mine, zero confusion in respects to who i was or what was happening. I was so self aware of the situation and what was happening. It was so visceral in all aspects and i have never experienced anything remotely close.

    • @kevinphiri873
      @kevinphiri873 Před rokem +3

      Damn. Thats all I can say 😮.
      Your soul might be open and receptive, some have that.
      Do you dream a lot?
      Have you ever seen “ghosts”?
      Do you shiver sometimes when strangers walk past you?
      All I can say that it’s not dangerous,
      Keep praying, have no fear, ❤

    • @repulsive3347
      @repulsive3347 Před rokem +1

      @@kevinphiri873 if i always see blue shade of lights around me at night and sometimes they form faces what does this mean? please let me know

    • @lowserver2
      @lowserver2 Před rokem +5

      Ive had some similar experiences with paralysis. If you stay calm and go through it, you go places. Once i felt like I was a baby in a cradle, with every bodily feeling corresponding to a small baby, size, fingers, my lips were real small, feelings Im sure never felt while being conscious, at least not for 30 years lmao. Im also not sure If I experienced life as another small baby child, or If its my own memories when i was a baby.

    • @JustapErson
      @JustapErson Před rokem

      @@repulsive3347 It means you and many many others in this comment section genuinely need to seek mental help.

    • @repulsive3347
      @repulsive3347 Před rokem

      @@JustapErson LMFAO… Trust me brother there’s things in this world that your mind couldn’t comprehend because you don’t allow it to, I’ve met strangers from a mountain in Japan and she told me all about my late mother, her date of birth, what she looked like and multiple more things. She did this with all people i asked about and wasn’t off once… I was so skeptical at first but she changed how I view things to say the least. Watch a documentary on a little Indian girl who talks about her 3rd eye, it’s on CZcams. It’s a short video.

  • @ASM1908
    @ASM1908 Před 3 lety +304

    Perfect Joe rogan title: chimps describe DMT trip while being abducted by aliens

  • @Unpluggedx89
    @Unpluggedx89 Před 3 lety +537

    "Do you think the elves are real?"
    "I dont think 'real' is the right word"
    Me: Holy shit...

    • @rmw090
      @rmw090 Před 3 lety +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @rontaviussnipes3021
      @rontaviussnipes3021 Před 3 lety +2

      Mindfuck!

    • @MiceHendrickson
      @MiceHendrickson Před 3 lety +33

      That was a very Jordan Peterson-esque answer. It's either yes or no. And the answer is definitely no. DMT is valuable as a substance and experience but how can anybody think that fucking machine elves who sing objects into existence are real in any sense of the word? It's a psychedelic experience. They are hallucinations. Profound perhaps, but hallucinations nonetheless.

    • @yougood809
      @yougood809 Před 3 lety +37

      @@MiceHendrickson Have you ever done psychedelics?

    • @MiceHendrickson
      @MiceHendrickson Před 3 lety +26

      @@yougood809 Yes many times. And many of the experiences were unbelievably beautiful and valuable. But I never considered any of the hallucinations "real."

  • @bmkx12
    @bmkx12 Před rokem +1

    Joe manages to do this thing, no matter what kind of THC or psychedelic user you are. He manages to word his description of the experiences of either, in ways that cover the most, if not all, ground.

  • @smgofdvld
    @smgofdvld Před rokem +1

    I must have missed this episode Michael malice is awesome 😂👍

  • @chrisbova9686
    @chrisbova9686 Před 3 lety +2023

    Went into DMT trip, saw an entity. Painted the entity. Showed friends. 6 month later, watching a video of a live Shpongle concert, on the stage are props of two of the entities I saw with exact details. There's no way that these things are not real on some level.

    • @Bolognabeef
      @Bolognabeef Před 3 lety +451

      Or simply we all have the same mental structures, as Kant would say.

    • @AndrewSmith-eb1id
      @AndrewSmith-eb1id Před 3 lety +29

      I have had the same thing my man

    • @chrisbova9686
      @chrisbova9686 Před 3 lety +194

      @Cryptic R yup... But one show that had two different props that were detailed parts of separate DMT experiences? Oh sure, that happens all the time... Right?

    • @Vanniupnow
      @Vanniupnow Před 3 lety +93

      Hey man do you still have the painting? Is there any way I could see it? Through Instagram or something?

    • @chrisbova9686
      @chrisbova9686 Před 3 lety +53

      @@Vanniupnow my life has been beyond hectic. I've lost a lot moving to OK, only to move to AK a few months later, only to want to get out of here asap. If I still have that painting its probably in CO. It's looked like a chocolate lollipop lady smiling, with a vortex of pastel colors as the background.

  • @akshaychaturvedi9179
    @akshaychaturvedi9179 Před 3 lety +1014

    I've never been more convinced that this life we are living is just a big whole trip.

    • @jesus3373
      @jesus3373 Před 2 lety +102

      Life is just a dream. Dream big and never give up.

    • @Julian-dx5wp
      @Julian-dx5wp Před 2 lety

      ýýýyý9

    • @IsaacJRoberts
      @IsaacJRoberts Před 2 lety +47

      My first bad trip on acid made me feel how massive the universe was and made me feel like my entire life had been a trip. Doesn't sound too bad but in the moment it was the most terrifying experience of my life.

    • @montanamike7948
      @montanamike7948 Před 2 lety +8

      Simulation?

    • @env0x
      @env0x Před 2 lety +3

      @@IsaacJRoberts the trip never ends my dude ✌🤠
      (well it does when you die, but yea)

  • @johnhartin8243
    @johnhartin8243 Před rokem +12

    This is absolutely true. When he said the beings seem to know everything about you.
    I’ve had two DMT experiences where I met people who absolutely spoke to me. They laughed at me for being scared they told me it was ok. I remember it 10 years later like it was a conversation I had with someone here.
    Super cool.

  • @evelisisdavis7242
    @evelisisdavis7242 Před rokem +1

    Thank you

  • @Rustyjamesman
    @Rustyjamesman Před 3 lety +340

    His new studio looks like a room Darth Vader would chill in

  • @xaikken
    @xaikken Před 3 lety +322

    “real” is a strange concept

    • @zelkark9793
      @zelkark9793 Před 3 lety +4

      indeed it is

    • @AXharoth
      @AXharoth Před 3 lety

      exactly

    • @AXharoth
      @AXharoth Před 3 lety +2

      real can only be defined compared to something that is false , illusion , fake

    • @HDitzzDH
      @HDitzzDH Před 3 lety +6

      It's a very ambiguous idea, I mean are dreams "real"? It's something that essentially everyone experiences so we can all agree that it exists, but the dream itself doesn't affect anything in the "real" world, it's like a different dimension (I guess you can expand this idea to consciousness as a whole instead of just a dream). Similar to playing two different single player video games on two different consoles and trying to merge/connect the two worlds such that the action/events that's happening on one game affects the other.

    • @andro3041
      @andro3041 Před 3 lety +4

      Things are either real or in your head. But you'd then argue your head is all that's real hence the complications start. But I think simply the word real is used as something that is happening regardless of our thoughts about it. If you extract our subjective opinions to what's actually happening, you'd get" real" and" truth ". Or maybe it's more simple to say everything is real and call it a day

  • @justinsane5695
    @justinsane5695 Před rokem +19

    I absolutely love DMT , the feeling is amazing… there really are no words to communicate the experience, I saw colours that don’t exist in our life . I saw things in front of me moving with my eyes open . When it leaves you , you feel at peace with the world . I can’t explain it , definitely try it

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    • @voskcoin9770
      @voskcoin9770 Před rokem

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      @voskcoin9770 Před rokem

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    • @voskcoin9770
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  • @haley-ss7nn
    @haley-ss7nn Před rokem +38

    I never experienced elves...I went through a wormhole and went into a black nothingness and met Anubis. Tall, rainbow threads of energy made up every detail of his features....it was all telepathic and I had to judge myself.
    I've asked so many DMT users, and no one has had that experience with Anubis ...instead it's usually these elves ...I don't know but it was one of the most profound, beautiful experiences of my life. I judged myself purely and was so happy that I felt like I was a good person. Shot back through the wormhole and back in a room full of eccentric folks lol.

    • @1235tristan
      @1235tristan Před rokem +7

      My first breakthrough I fell through a dark hole and saw an Egyptian looking guy that also looked like Buddha with golden hieroglyphs radiating off him. Similar but not anubis.

    • @kendoglarson5419
      @kendoglarson5419 Před rokem +4

      If you saw other Gods then you were in the "Convergence" which is like between the dimensions. I saw Thoth and Baal. There were mechanical aspects there as well. That place is not what DMT users see generally imo. You may have seen the Halls of Amenti before arriving there.

    • @haley-ss7nn
      @haley-ss7nn Před rokem +2

      @@kendoglarson5419 damn I appreciate the insight....I wouldn't ever want to encounter Baal ....christ consciousness is my truth....but I loved the telepathic and powerful exchange between Anubis and I and he became a fixture in visions, dreams, visits after this experience. A deep connection...how did you feel encountering Baal?? Thoth- alright, but Baal? No way. I'm open minded but would not resonate with that at all....

    • @kendoglarson5419
      @kendoglarson5419 Před rokem +1

      @@haley-ss7nn at one point I was shown horrible images of angels with their wings ripped off them and in chains. I can't make sense of what I felt or saw.

    • @haley-ss7nn
      @haley-ss7nn Před rokem +1

      @@kendoglarson5419 I get the feel that it could have been a dark time, or something darker resonating was influencing your experience ....I am sorry you witnessed what you did. If you saw Baal, I wouldn't be surprised if it was either him or others like him trying to manipulate and lead you away from where you needed to be or should've been.

  • @briceterronez
    @briceterronez Před 3 lety +4218

    I’m gonna edit this so no one knows why I have so many likes

  • @WillieDLive
    @WillieDLive Před 3 lety +894

    Are DMT Elves real? Is fat meat greasy?

  • @HairyGoldbean
    @HairyGoldbean Před 5 měsíci +1

    Entities exist beyond the DMT trip. There are shadowy orbs that appear every so often to guide but how many people just blow them off or even see them at all? I wonder.

  • @camdenritter7652
    @camdenritter7652 Před 9 měsíci +2

    0:07 "oh okay" as if Joe wasn't inssnely excited to talk about the elves 😂😂😂

    • @MerlaPakwel
      @MerlaPakwel Před 6 měsíci

      DMT is the most craziest experience have ever had in my entire life,but I was been helped out by a specialist who guided me through my first ever DMT experience,he got all kinds of psychedelics stuffs

    • @MerlaPakwel
      @MerlaPakwel Před 6 měsíci

      ¿¿Dude is on telegram

    • @MerlaPakwel
      @MerlaPakwel Před 6 měsíci

      ¿¿Swittymiller

  • @dcsc1
    @dcsc1 Před 3 lety +214

    Joe's facial expressions made me feel like I was on DMT.

  • @RedLooney
    @RedLooney Před 3 lety +417

    "Reality is for people who can't face drugs."
    ~Tom Waits

    • @johnlenz420
      @johnlenz420 Před 3 lety +16

      "pull that shit uop jaimee=" joey roegan

    • @robwright1286
      @robwright1286 Před 3 lety +20

      That guy sounds like a prick

    • @allbottledup9513
      @allbottledup9513 Před 3 lety +25

      @@robwright1286 Yes and no. If you take just the quote at face value then he comes off rude. But his point was to flip the stereotype of “Drugs are for people who can’t face reality” on its head. It’s inaccurate either way.

    • @sissyofFreemont
      @sissyofFreemont Před 3 lety +6

      I find this quote extremely relatable.

    • @robwright1286
      @robwright1286 Před 3 lety +15

      @@allbottledup9513 I know there's supposed to be philosophical implications to that statement but ye I don't agree either way, just something people recycle to sound *edgy*

  • @neightthesnake
    @neightthesnake Před rokem +2

    all i remember is shooting through space at insane speed, space turned into a kaleidoscope, and a yellow alien looked at me like; ''what are u doing here?''

  • @GeekLowkey
    @GeekLowkey Před rokem +8

    Indigenous dmt dump would explain some things. A lot of Shapibo art is from dmt visions that people take with them to create gifts for others. Some really amazing Shapibo tapestrie are on Etsy sold from South America throughout the Amazon and Piru etc. I bought one and was gifted another with vines coming from vases forming two snake heads from bodies which formed a huge hart.

    • @GeekLowkey
      @GeekLowkey Před rokem

      I gotta try it mixed with cannabis distillate, good quality hash oil adds terms flavors but also the compound effect of cannabinoids terpenoids and triptamines. One large dab is all you can handle there is no going back for a second dab until after you touch down. I didn’t even see entities I saw the entire u universe with like a moving conveyor belt feeding through me giving the feeling I’m connected to everything and the universe will provide as long as I engage myself and pull my weight.

    • @GeekLowkey
      @GeekLowkey Před rokem

      Hamilton Morris on CZcams essentially explained how easy of a bucket science this is he didn’t have MAO I have it is in the gut you dude the same affect just sharing it all the time really a lot of what I ask is having all the extra stuff that I’m aware inhibitor plants give you but some people don’t understand bucket science for the budget chemistry I think that’s what junior high science lab. Yeah yeah

    • @GeekLowkey
      @GeekLowkey Před rokem

      Respect bra brut if I didn’t add the ingredients and see the reaction I don’t trust the end result of non regulated chemicals in the legacy space.

    • @GeekLowkey
      @GeekLowkey Před rokem

      Besides, psychedelics online is kinda like Glock switches online pheds b weatching for spelling ect

  • @cliffisfree100
    @cliffisfree100 Před 3 lety +272

    Joe “i’ll only say dimethyltryptamine, not DMT when i reference it” Rogan

    • @miky8788
      @miky8788 Před 3 lety +5

      original

    • @eufona3768
      @eufona3768 Před 3 lety +3

      @@miky8788 don’t cry mate

    • @toonieluv97
      @toonieluv97 Před 3 lety +2

      I heard he says that cause of Spotify and sponsors prefer the use of the word instead of saying dmt

    • @outlaw.2535
      @outlaw.2535 Před 3 lety +2

      I say it too, the drug deserves to be said in it's full form, very intense, if any of y'all ever do it be careful. No more then one point, don't burn it and keep your thoughts happy, one hour between each trip

  • @lonebushcraft2769
    @lonebushcraft2769 Před 3 lety +1209

    Morpheus: *holds out blue and red pill* “you take the blue pill....”
    Joe Rogan: *takes and swallows blue and red pill* “have you ever tried elk meat?”
    Morpheus: ..... 😎

    • @emadgholam9370
      @emadgholam9370 Před 3 lety +12

      lmao

    • @crixuscrick6346
      @crixuscrick6346 Před 3 lety +5

      😂😂

    • @GrahamPablo
      @GrahamPablo Před 3 lety +17

      This deserves so many more likes

    • @GnoneckOG
      @GnoneckOG Před 3 lety +8

      So underrated. Hahahaha

    • @apollodlee3457
      @apollodlee3457 Před 3 lety +2

      I just solved it think of DMT is the MEGACHIANS in Star wars or the METAL in DC comics. What if the really smart people or people that are "special" just people that produce more DMT than the average person?

  • @izonmacias1976
    @izonmacias1976 Před rokem +2

    Elf: so I snorted pixie dust and I saw this bald guy obsessed with mushrooms

  • @clintonrex9654
    @clintonrex9654 Před rokem +2

    DMT-REX rick and morty got me lmao

  • @juanmaale
    @juanmaale Před 3 lety +172

    AS A PANAMANIAN, it makes me extremely proud every time Joe wears a Roberto Duran shirt or hoodie

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 Před 3 lety +219

    The DMT elves are real. They're always after me lucky charms.

  • @jayburkhart1781
    @jayburkhart1781 Před rokem

    first time i have listened to you joe. very sharp mind. i knew that from your comedy but this is extra level. thanks

    • @michelleanderson2353
      @michelleanderson2353 Před rokem

      DMT has really helped me a lot mostly in treating my anxiety, depression, anxiety and even help in exploration of my human pysch, I can recommend you to where I get my stuff from, he will guide you through if you're a newbie in it. ********¿!!™®®®•√~~}}}{

    • @michelleanderson2353
      @michelleanderson2353 Před rokem

      Check on ••••√√√√^®
      Instagrams ;.•√√√^•√√

  • @Lucidfilth
    @Lucidfilth Před rokem

    You can tell when someone has no experience with substances like this, and they try to understand something so profound that has to be felt to be understood.

  • @oscarpearson7981
    @oscarpearson7981 Před 3 lety +177

    Alex Jones has gone beyond the dmt elves and the simulation as a whole

  • @chunkyytwinkie2693
    @chunkyytwinkie2693 Před 3 lety +355

    His pupils dilated, trigger word “DMT”

    • @redpanda9367
      @redpanda9367 Před 3 lety +6

      I want to like your comment but I can’t bring myself to ruin that 69 ya got goin on.
      Edit: nevermind.

    • @Bonesph
      @Bonesph Před 3 lety +1

      269..

    • @Bonesph
      @Bonesph Před 3 lety +1

      Future edit: Nevermind

    • @neetogoodgoy6517
      @neetogoodgoy6517 Před 3 lety +3

      thats his mk ultra activation killphrase

    • @MrSpellicup
      @MrSpellicup Před 3 lety

      What about 369?

  • @keithrobertson6545
    @keithrobertson6545 Před rokem +4

    One of my many theories. I haven't heard anyone say this before.
    My question is how are we seeing the most vivid and unique objects/patterns and other entity's if we've never seen them beforehand.
    They say you dream about people you've never met. That all it takes it a simple glance. This could be a stored and suppressed type of " lucid world or vivid memory" that's shown.

  • @lilpoptart007
    @lilpoptart007 Před rokem +55

    I did dmt for the first time this week… it was an experience. Nothing too crazy, a really mellow sensation. My only complaint is that it smells like sweaty feet when smoked, not even exaggerating.

    • @lilpoptart007
      @lilpoptart007 Před rokem

      @Edward Catherine hop on another account to help advocate buying drugs online?? That’s one way to weed out the retarded I suppose.

    • @lilpoptart007
      @lilpoptart007 Před rokem +30

      Reported both accounts, you’re welcome

    • @BigTrappaBenzo
      @BigTrappaBenzo Před rokem +11

      @@lilpoptart007Fr lmao scammers all over CZcams commenting like we that dumb to look it up

    • @frost1183
      @frost1183 Před rokem +10

      @@BigTrappaBenzo no joke it’s so freaking annoying and kinda creepy like these weird npc bots running rampant in the comments

    • @LeeKhoLee
      @LeeKhoLee Před rokem +8

      Fbi spotted

  • @TheYakkis
    @TheYakkis Před 2 lety +280

    He understands when he knows, when he doesn't know and not to speculate between the two. Thank you Joe Rogan.

    • @xeno139
      @xeno139 Před 2 lety +2

      hey guys, 1 year ago i had been smoking marijuana. i had really paranoid thoughts and ocd i sat in the couch. suddenly a yellow bright orb appears behind me. i couldnt belive my eyes when this happed i just stared at it in shock. after a while it flew into my body. i could feel the energy and touch when this happend. you guys have to belive me i dont got psychosis this only happend one time i never experienced something like this. the weed was not laced my friends also smoked it. what do you guys think this was?

  • @vaibhav9015
    @vaibhav9015 Před 3 lety +189

    This is the joe Rogan conversation I look most forward to

    • @abnhersNUT
      @abnhersNUT Před 3 lety +12

      But he was weird about it. HES CLONED

    • @Y0U2
      @Y0U2 Před 3 lety +1

      Not under his control.

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 Před 3 lety

      @@abnhersNUT maybe he’s cloned, or maybe he just hasn’t had any DMT experiences for damn near a decade so he feels like a fraud talking about it (he is)

    • @disinformer4421
      @disinformer4421 Před 3 lety +2

      We need someone who listens to jre to create a channel with DMT-only clips.

    • @vaibhav9015
      @vaibhav9015 Před 3 lety +1

      @@disinformer4421 yes. True

  • @meangene408
    @meangene408 Před 2 lety +5

    What's weird is after years of taking and then a few bad experiences with hallucingens, I can't think of much I'd rather not do. But, I feel like a much more accomplished person from the experiences. They did help me in some way.

    • @smartjared7203
      @smartjared7203 Před 2 lety

      I get my from an online store, they got shroom, psychedelic and microdosing products well refined, also ships to anywhere

    • @smartjared7203
      @smartjared7203 Před 2 lety

      He,s on Instagrams with the below handle

    • @smartjared7203
      @smartjared7203 Před 2 lety

      !#Mycopete

    • @meangene408
      @meangene408 Před 2 lety +3

      @@smartjared7203 I think you misread my comment.

    • @user-dnf83n0s8sg9u
      @user-dnf83n0s8sg9u Před rokem

      @@meangene408sounds like undercover feds 🤣

  • @Kenneth57358
    @Kenneth57358 Před rokem +7

    Psychedelic's definitely have potential to deal with mental health symptoms like anxiety and depression, I would like to try them again but it's just so hard to source here..any luck??

    • @EmilyLewis-lg5bn
      @EmilyLewis-lg5bn Před rokem

      The psychedelic experience is temporary but many people have permanent results.

    • @millieross00
      @millieross00 Před rokem

      My first shrooms trip was really awesome, it felt like i was deep into the sea

    • @marywilliams9809
      @marywilliams9809 Před rokem

      Last year, I took shrooms at Las Vegas thinking it was going to hit like an edible or something. Shit was scary at first but amazing once you start getting deeper into your thoughts

    • @Philip36075
      @Philip36075 Před rokem

      /_Jeff_cole/
      Got psychs

    • @annajones205
      @annajones205 Před rokem

      One of my best experiences in my life was doing lsd and writing a paper on my interpretation of God and how the universe works, it was amazing and i got an A in the college class of comparative religion

  • @rikrob5172
    @rikrob5172 Před 3 lety +115

    Joe looks like he creamed his pants when mike asked about DMT

  • @YogiTheDoggo
    @YogiTheDoggo Před 3 lety +222

    "There's pipes everywhere with human shit" Hahaha. I'll never look at a building the same...

  • @ashly1461
    @ashly1461 Před rokem +2

    I didn’t saw elves but I did have my own 2 wannabe fairly odd creatures who were taking care of me and then other 4 or 5 creatures who were saying welcome we are so happy you are here. I miss seeing them 😭😂 I’m at a bad place so I can’t do it rn bc I need to be in a good place to do it again.

  • @jonwagar5005
    @jonwagar5005 Před 5 měsíci +1

    The guys DMT trip where he experiences the helpers that are all about him sounds much like what people come back with from The Near Death Experience. The theme is that we have a purpose and some have to come back bc they haven't achieved it yet. Spirit guides also help you try to achieve the goal or (team, why are they always in white robes??) We chose this simulation to experience and learn soul lessons they say.

  • @vaibhav9015
    @vaibhav9015 Před 3 lety +139

    DMT and a bald head makes you hate Spotify less

    • @zappthezapper33
      @zappthezapper33 Před 3 lety

      and music

    • @maximalsakerhet7930
      @maximalsakerhet7930 Před 3 lety

      It's sad actually that Joe's spotify transfer has made people hate spotify because spotify is actually an amazing music streaming service. It just wasn't the right fit for Joe's podcast. The community was obviously really important for the podcast and the lack of comments and interactions really ruined that

    • @sethrawbass
      @sethrawbass Před 3 lety

      Maximal Säkerhet spotify is complete ass. People have been hating on it since its inception.

    • @maximalsakerhet7930
      @maximalsakerhet7930 Před 3 lety

      @@sethrawbass It's actually not tho and no people haven't been hating on it since it's inception. It's one of the most popular and liked music streaming services and that's just not my opinion, that's true fact. Sure some people will always dislike something but the majority like spotify

  • @BigPepethedog
    @BigPepethedog Před 3 lety +80

    When I took dmt they said I was too fat. They’re right.

  • @NathanJCornell
    @NathanJCornell Před rokem +1

    What i think is that it may be your consciousness being activated beyond the level it already is.. Your self awareness is no longer just about you and how you perceive reality, but it's just been unlocked and exposed to the realm of infinite posibilities.. You start to think about the intricate instead of the mundane.. It was always there, lingering and waiting to be explored.. But it took a key to unlock it.. It took courage as well.. I experience so many magical things while i was on once of my journeys... Things that once i was alone at home after saying goodnight to my freinds, i stayed up all night staring at the stars in awe of the universe we have and how massive it really is.. I was super emotional and cried for a few minutes out of pure sock at the overload of just how amazed i was... At what I had seen... The question is, once we return from that state, from that journey that we had the pleasure experience, do we return to the mundanelive our life and act as if we hadn't had a reality warping experience? Because it's all temporary.. Next, i believe people will try to be physically transcend into the reality that they had experienced.. I know it sounds strange now, but once the computer would have sounded like an idea that was wierd, and you probably would have been moked a little, sure.. Now look at how computers are such a massive part of nearly everything we do in life.... They are a part of life, they help save it.. they are a part of who we are.. An extension of us and our consciousness.. But we forget that from all of the things that we do, acheive, it's all comes from our brain... Our brain that is able to learn, to adapt, to create, to solve.. And i know that this will be controversial for me to even comment about, but we i beleive that there is a bigger, higher thinking, higher understanding, all powerful being out there that intended us to be more than just these mundane flesh pods on a mundane earth that we exsist on and ultimately die on and in what seems to be a very short ammount of time.. .. That we can only experience these amazing visions and feelings through drugs and through emotion... We are a creation, intelligently designed and carefully thought of.. Imagine if we could transcend to that realm where that creator existed...? The mind boggles..

  • @lauraspangler5179
    @lauraspangler5179 Před rokem +2

    Omg at around 7:45 in the video, I have taken psychedelics before BUT I was going through a really tough time in my life and I guess what having a spiritual awakening, I was detoxing from opiates really bad and was trying to battle through depression, just lost everything.. but after a while I started experiencing things out of the norm, after a recent shrooms trip of made me realize that yeats ago I felt very similarly during this “spiritual awakening” if you will, I guess I had a dump of DMT through my system during that time because I wasn’t doing a thing besides smoking a little weed here and there (I’ve been smoking weed for half my life I know it wasn’t the weed) and I felt like I had a little spiritual team behind the scenes working for me and this and that, I thought I was going crazy! But I realized I must have been experiencing a natural DMT/shroom trip or something, but never meant anyone else who went through that naturally so it’s always been difficult for me to describe into words without sounding bonkers!

  • @sicknado
    @sicknado Před 3 lety +385

    "The DMT realm is as real as the atom is to the Amazonian fisherman." -Terence McKenna

    • @joshlewis575
      @joshlewis575 Před 3 lety +26

      Could u imagine how huge that dude would be if he were around today? I love listening to him n his diverse vocabulary speaking about trips.

    • @YAHOOISNOTG
      @YAHOOISNOTG Před 3 lety +12

      @Lipe King basically saying that the dmt realm is real but people are really ignorant which is total horseshit btw there's a reason psychedelics are illegal and it isn't because all of a sudden the world will be full of peace and love. It's similar to religion, even after someone experiences all this so called love and peace you can't notice that they have because they live the same or close as someone who hasn't only a small percent actually change their lives for the better. Oh and they also have massive subtle egos and say shit like this acting like they're enlightened and everyone else is just a drone or npc who hasn't reached their ascended state which is disgusting

    • @08consumer8
      @08consumer8 Před 3 lety +49

      @@YAHOOISNOTG you sound incredibly close minded, enjoy

    • @jacksonallen3222
      @jacksonallen3222 Před 3 lety +50

      @@YAHOOISNOTG terrible misinterpretation

    • @nasc1008
      @nasc1008 Před 3 lety

      @@jacksonallen3222 😭😭😭

  • @dungusglumbus9946
    @dungusglumbus9946 Před 3 lety +1443

    I like to believe that Joe is a very respected individual in the Astrial Plane. The creatures that exist in the 4th dimension appreciate Joe sharing his experiences. And when Joe dies and enters the Astrial Plane, he will become the Grand Wizard of the elves

    • @jordannewsom4578
      @jordannewsom4578 Před 2 lety +40

      I feel the same way for people who talk about their alien abduction experiences and how they are and have been constant for years, decades even. Some of these people say their not scarred of them anymore and actually look forward to their visits. Some even say the less you fight it and the more receptive you are the more lenient they are on you. Maybe it’s like being a good little Guinea pig and they like doing experiments and shut on you. Personally I’d probably be terrified. I’ve had SEVERAL sleep paralysis night terrors where I literally felt myself being lifted off my bed and rising towards the ceiling and when (WAY against my better judgement opened my eyes) I actually saw the ceiling getting closer and a bright bright light flooding my room coming from the window. I was like “oh cool, this is what this feels like, this is what THIS is, guess now I’m experiencing the 4th kind and I might just die if a FKN HEART ATTACK” but I always snap out of it. Scary shit man REALLY scary shit 10/10 would not recommend.

    • @amfortas
      @amfortas Před 2 lety +99

      Take your meds

    • @Griff.photography
      @Griff.photography Před 2 lety +4

      He could be the grand wizard already. It’s possible to astral project

    • @generaltrends2696
      @generaltrends2696 Před 2 lety +30

      You’re smoked out 😂

    • @env0x
      @env0x Před 2 lety +24

      i was with you up til the grand wizard part. that's what they call the leader of the k kk

  • @coz_DS
    @coz_DS Před rokem

    I have said something similar to you before; I was once asked "What do you think of Joe Rogan?" My response was, "He's OK! He's somewhat of a lumbering ape but still OK.",since I also have been told that some people see me the same way. However, I have now watched many of your podcasts, on many topics, and see an intelligent man, great questions asked,
    and wonderful responses, and I believe I see a clearer image of who you are. Granted, I know nothing of you personally, and who knows, I could see as that apish guy, but I more than appreciate someone as "upfront" as you seem to be on these podcasts. Hope life always goes well for you, and nothing deters your motivation.

  • @jimmithywright6260
    @jimmithywright6260 Před rokem +2

    I've seen shit on psychedelics that have looked as real as anything I've ever seen before with my own two eyes. Outside looking in it obviously looks like I'm just sitting there wigging out, but from a first person point of view, the beings and landscapes I've seen (to me anyway) are very crisp and clear and super real. I know it's all in my head because of the drugs I took, but at the same time it's like im peeking into a different dimension

  • @_whatsername1911
    @_whatsername1911 Před 3 lety +87

    Spotify needs to understand that the comments section is part of the lure to JR conversations. There's something wrong with ya'll and I love each and everyone of you for it. 💖😂💖

  • @bigsmoke1137
    @bigsmoke1137 Před 3 lety +150

    5:46 is one of the greatest faces Joe has ever made

  • @kenyavistere8111
    @kenyavistere8111 Před rokem

    The more drugs I do as I age with JRE the funnier and more relatable it gets bahahahaa

  • @qcompressed1409
    @qcompressed1409 Před rokem +1

    It’s crazy how little of a substance can make the brain go completely haywire

  • @horsthorstens2266
    @horsthorstens2266 Před 3 lety +189

    „Jamie show us the clip where the chimp on dmt is hunting elks with a crossbow!“

  • @SiriusXI
    @SiriusXI Před 3 lety +65

    Joe “I pretty much am DMT” Rogan

  • @lorkay3159
    @lorkay3159 Před rokem

    Yall I have been so interested in trying 5 meo dmt whether extracted or synthetic? Where can I get some from a reliable source.

  • @ascendme2498
    @ascendme2498 Před 3 lety +87

    The psychedelic renaissance is here, people. Don’t let the momentum die like the 60s. We can do it this time.

    • @MisterWealth
      @MisterWealth Před 3 lety +20

      Is the CIA pushing it this time or are the people?

    • @Micolashcage1
      @Micolashcage1 Před 3 lety +9

      You spend too much time on reddit lol

    • @vinny5638
      @vinny5638 Před 3 lety +6

      There's no organization, so it won't ever be a real movement or "renaissance" until then. Events, art, media, psychedelic journalism like Hamilton, etc need to be ramped up and collectivized before we can say stuff like "the renaissance is here" in my view

    • @wizarddaddy47
      @wizarddaddy47 Před 3 lety +3

      If there was a "renaissance" it was the last decade. A huge upsurge of LSD, psilocybin, and DMT use/related topics/art.

    • @dirtyjoe5694
      @dirtyjoe5694 Před 3 lety

      YES I 100% agree and we shouldn’t let the momentum die. Might microdose some acid this evening.