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  • @dylansantana844
    @dylansantana844 Před rokem +2884

    For anyone wondering what the dnd one was all about, basically he used a mind control spell to counter the bards revive WITH THE BARD. Basically, he made the bard counter his own spell

    • @Victini7472
      @Victini7472 Před rokem +225

      "I'll just go revive these guys- oh, wait, no I won't."

    • @jordanhasch2544
      @jordanhasch2544 Před rokem +145

      So it's the DnD equivalent of the UNO "reverse" card, or a "No; you".

    • @steam-powereddolphin5449
      @steam-powereddolphin5449 Před rokem +30

      But does it turn them into a spoony bard?

    • @ezekielbaskerville2710
      @ezekielbaskerville2710 Před rokem +38

      @@steam-powereddolphin5449 Depends on whether there's a pissed of mage around whose daughter eloped with the bard, only to get killed by invading military. The daughter, not the mage.

    • @clouds661
      @clouds661 Před rokem +13

      @@ezekielbaskerville2710 yall it sound like you be speakin old english like
      Nâh−w¯ærhûslgang âgan êow ûpweardes nesehûslgang forl¯ætan êow height nâ stepegong onrîdan ymbe fullan swencan êow

  • @dsppouos2168
    @dsppouos2168 Před rokem +1523

    Robin losing his place in the dropbox is somehow the most relatable thing lol

    • @flashblue27
      @flashblue27 Před rokem +10

      p

    • @watsoncouch3800
      @watsoncouch3800 Před rokem +29

      upsidedown yoshi! took me so fucking long to read that

    • @sholmes4593
      @sholmes4593 Před rokem +17

      Yes, is like a behind the scenes, and I love it!

    • @Geb83
      @Geb83 Před rokem +21

      Did anyone else notice the blurred out flesh colored ones in the middle?

    • @sholmes4593
      @sholmes4593 Před rokem +19

      @@Geb83 Yes, I was thinking about those too... what was there? The editor send naughty pics to Robin while at work? XD

  • @straypaper
    @straypaper Před rokem +571

    "You get to eat the parent and child in one bite."
    The Japanese inventing a dish literally named "parent and child bowl":

    • @gil_11
      @gil_11 Před rokem +41

      Okay but oyakodon tastes amazing though

    • @sushitime5052
      @sushitime5052 Před rokem +9

      Chicken and eggs 😋

    • @ya_boi_raymond9069
      @ya_boi_raymond9069 Před rokem +16

      Mmmmmm Asians 😋😋

    • @m2pt5
      @m2pt5 Před rokem +28

      There was a Chinese restaurant with a chicken and egg dish named "Mother and child reunion", and Paul Simon used it as the title of a song.

    • @TyPro94
      @TyPro94 Před rokem +1

      NO NOT WARRIORS CATS

  • @shaotihk6445
    @shaotihk6445 Před rokem +106

    In Japan, there is a rice dish called oyakodon and it means "child and parent rice", which contains chicken and egg. The alternative version is salmon and its eggs

  • @jasonchen3514
    @jasonchen3514 Před rokem +135

    2:03, that's not Optimus Prime, that is a gundam! These cost from £20 to hundreds of pounds 💀

    • @CadaverousCanine
      @CadaverousCanine Před rokem +12

      That’s a more expensive Gundam it’s a larger scale- That must’ve taken so long to build.

    • @DangerDude7777
      @DangerDude7777 Před rokem +5

      It’s probably an RX78-2 but I could be wrong and either way it makes me sad

    • @angeloalvarado2556
      @angeloalvarado2556 Před rokem +3

      ​@@DangerDude7777 From the outline, it is the RX 78, from the size, I have to guess a Master Grade, so it is either the RX-78-2 or the RX-78-3 since those are the only master grades with the same outlines.

    • @Ch4dyd4dyavragangeldustnjoyer
      @Ch4dyd4dyavragangeldustnjoyer Před rokem +2

      Give milk

    • @elijahjarman2837
      @elijahjarman2837 Před rokem +2

      Looking at the size, it's most likely a master grade, 1/100 scale
      That particular one was either the RX-78-2 Master Grade or Version Hajime Katoki
      Depending on location, and sales. These range from 50ish- ~100 USD

  • @rebeccamiller9310
    @rebeccamiller9310 Před rokem +975

    The grudge building was built because 2 brothers inherited a piece of land to share equally, but one of them got greedy and built a large house over the majority, leaving the other brother only a sliver. He built the grudge to block the view of the brother who robbed him of part of his inheritance.

    • @mechengr1731
      @mechengr1731 Před rokem

      Oh, so they're both aholes, good to know

    • @rebeccamiller9310
      @rebeccamiller9310 Před rokem +82

      @@mechengr1731 to be fair, blocking a view is far less harmful than literal robbery.

    • @mechengr1731
      @mechengr1731 Před rokem +26

      @@rebeccamiller9310 true. But imo, hes not only screwing over his brother. But the people who unfortunately lived in his brother's building

    • @rebeccamiller9310
      @rebeccamiller9310 Před rokem +37

      @@mechengr1731 indeed, being the wife and or kid of 2 feuding brothers really must have sucked, whichever one it happened to be.

    • @mechengr1731
      @mechengr1731 Před rokem +19

      @@rebeccamiller9310 no i mean the tenants. The balconies of both buildings looked like apartments

  • @Midnight-wh2bs
    @Midnight-wh2bs Před rokem +139

    10:44 Basically the Bard casted revivify (a resurrection spell), the DM had an enemy use dominate person (a mind control spell) on the Bard, the mind controlled Bard used counter spell (a spell that causes other spells to fail) on his own revivify to stop it.
    Its basically an overly complicated and far more insulting way to cancel the party's healing.

  • @EndertheDragon0922
    @EndertheDragon0922 Před rokem +425

    Explanation of the D&D one:
    Dominate Person is a spell which lets you control someone else.
    Counterspell is a spell that you cast to interrupt someone casting a spell- it prevents it from occurring.
    Revivify is a spell that raises someone from the dead, but only if they died in the last minute. It’s cheaper than other revival spells with longer windows of time, but it’s still hella expensive (300 gold instead of like 500 for raise dead).
    Depending on the DM’s rules and how cruel they are, the 300 gold for the revivify may have been consumed before the spell was nullified, wasting them and requiring them to cast it again. If that was the case, that would be a _real_ Satan moment.

    • @kingofdeath9012
      @kingofdeath9012 Před rokem +11

      I would do that repeatedly, but force them to carry the body around for the rest of the trip. Suffer.

    • @SamLabbato
      @SamLabbato Před rokem +18

      It's particularly insulting too because you get to pick your own spells. That bard picked counter spell, but it got used against him instead

    • @firecult1
      @firecult1 Před rokem +7

      Its also the lowest level resurrection spell so that pc could be dead for quite a while if its up to the party to bring them back if they need to get to 7th level spells from 3rd level since raise dead is limited to being dead for less than 10 days

    • @15stargamer98
      @15stargamer98 Před rokem +6

      Yeah. Revivify, additionally, has a VERY limited time frame where it will work. Normally, only if the person dies in either the last minute or hour, if I remember correctly.
      So, it's entirely possible that the character didn't get a chance to revive again, even if the bard had a third 3rd level spell slot. Which, btw, is another kick in the teeth here. Counterspell can only counter spells of its level or lower, which means that the DM didn't just counterspell the bard's revive spell, but ALSO WASTED AN ADDITIONAL SPELL SLOT ON TOP OF THAT.

    • @Floppa294
      @Floppa294 Před rokem +1

      My brain just went BRRRR

  • @HHtestCark
    @HHtestCark Před rokem +74

    This is a story I saw on Reddit, it’s pretty funny. Here it is: I have always loved Pokémon cards, so on my birthday (or idk I don’t remember when I got it) I wanted a very rare Pokémon pack (I think it was evolutions) so when I got the presents my dad came with the pack and said “is this how you open these” and cut it with scissors but in the middle so every card was cut, and I was super scared that it would be a rare card that was destroyed. But it was f*cking cardboard in the pack, my dad had opened the pack and replaced the cards with cardboard. Dad, you f*cking genius.

  • @Someone_you_wont_know
    @Someone_you_wont_know Před rokem +37

    0:38 I would invent a disease where you feel the sensation of always wanting to sneeze but it never happens

    • @Qi2X2E
      @Qi2X2E Před rokem +1

      i think that happens on the other r/foundsatan

    • @razorwolf2758
      @razorwolf2758 Před rokem +1

      How about it makes you feel like your always 6 degrees unlevel at all times and it’s always noticable

    • @_-_-_Ghost_-_-_1234
      @_-_-_Ghost_-_-_1234 Před rokem

      I’d make it to where you always feel like that is a eye lash in your eye and u keep rubbing it but it never goes away

    • @gamingwithlukeJToH
      @gamingwithlukeJToH Před 2 měsíci

      @@razorwolf2758 great, now we found the square root of satan.

    • @Apyr782
      @Apyr782 Před 20 dny +2

      @@gamingwithlukeJToH i would make it to combine all 3. sensation of hair in your mouth, unlevel temperature, and the sense of needing to sneeze but it never happens.

  • @isnt_itkingstar
    @isnt_itkingstar Před rokem +101

    4:37 the buildings have a story; they got the terrain from their father, but the other brother ocuppied nearly all of it leaving the thin brother only that space to build something, so the other brother is the asshole here

  • @InsomniacFlaaffy
    @InsomniacFlaaffy Před rokem +28

    Freaking get whiplash from Robin mentioning Warriors Cats

    • @gooberGT5
      @gooberGT5 Před 27 dny +3

      Omg same like-
      I haven’t felt this since case oh mentioned it :0

    • @ZekeTheFur
      @ZekeTheFur Před 9 dny

      SAME BRO

    • @manuelaprinz8417
      @manuelaprinz8417 Před 7 dny +1

      Saaaaame

    • @ZekeTheFur
      @ZekeTheFur Před 7 dny

      @@gooberGT5 WAIT CASEOH SAID WARRIOR CATS? WHEN

    • @gooberGT5
      @gooberGT5 Před 6 dny +1

      @@ZekeTheFur I don’t remember :( my friend just sent me a video once of him talking about what he called ‘that one book series about the cats’ I think, he mentioned firepaw/star so it was warriors. Didn’t seem like ai btw

  • @lapislazarus8899
    @lapislazarus8899 Před rokem +108

    Not exactly what happened to me, but the soccer ball "prank" at 10:21 is basically what caused all the structures in my foot to collapse after I kicked a solid wood door by accident; I didn't know it was there, thought there was just a drape. I spent a year bed-ridden because the injury kept developing abscesses and I kept having surgery to debride the area. After so many times (the podiatrist wanted to do a reconstruction, but that really wouldn't have restored function) I ended up getting a below knee amputation. I can walk again with a prosthesis, but I lost all strength and endurance from being bed-ridden for so long. I'm in my forties, so I don't bounce back like when I was young. I still am unable to work, fighting trying to get disability, and have spent almost my entire retirement savings.
    Yeah. Don't leave a cement soccer ball where someone might inadvertently kick it with all their might. Their life could be seriously ruined.

    • @lunafox9
      @lunafox9 Před rokem +19

      Omg dude that's terrible hope everything goes good with getting disability and hope you have a good rest of the year

    • @hiddenguy67
      @hiddenguy67 Před rokem +3

      wow

    • @danoklex8646
      @danoklex8646 Před rokem +4

      Damn that sounds horrible
      Ill do it anyway

    • @carlhyldborglundstrm9807
      @carlhyldborglundstrm9807 Před rokem +13

      Some people honestly need to hear stuff like this. Sometimes it's just those small, seemingly inconsequential mistakes/decisions that can end up ruining your own or someone's else's life. Thanks for telling us your story

    • @hiddenguy67
      @hiddenguy67 Před rokem +4

      @@carlhyldborglundstrm9807 yep

  • @ravenmouse2385
    @ravenmouse2385 Před rokem +3

    Okay so the frozen pee in the pan under the door thing... not me trying to convice my mother to freeze the leftover chicken noodle soup so we could toss it over our fence into our neighbors illegal fire pit and laugh our asses off when they come out and find a pile of noodles and chicken there LMFAO

  • @SonicEXEProductions
    @SonicEXEProductions Před rokem +2

    “Parked at O’Hare airport”
    Illumination about to use that name and possibly ruin the O’Hare airport’s reputation: 😈

  • @leoman555
    @leoman555 Před rokem +493

    My most evil moment was when I was a kid I had gas build up or something and let out a lethal silent fart in an a/c bus and it flowed to the back and caused chaos. Was hilarious to me

    • @cheye2008
      @cheye2008 Před rokem +42

      i did something similar to that, the bus was thrown into chaos and there was that one kid who almost vomited, great times lol

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 Před rokem +21

      Can you please describe the chaos that unfolded on the bus

    • @kingofdeath9012
      @kingofdeath9012 Před rokem +40

      Should've yelled "AY DOES ANYONE SMELL POPCORN?" and unleashed another one

    • @DareToBeDeviant
      @DareToBeDeviant Před rokem +38

      For me it was yet _another_ "gas bubble" which happened occasionally in my youth. The pain was severe but my mother insisted on dragging me around the city to run errands rather than let me suffer in peace at home, cozy air conditioning and Pepto if needed. Nope. It was a triple digit hot summer day (very common in the 90s where I'm at) and we were at a K-Mart or Target. She found a parking spot and got out. I let one fly right in the car then got out and closed the door, sealing this gaseous monstrosity in a Toyota Corolla E90 which itself was baking in the summer heat at high noon.
      Fast forward some time and we left the store. We loaded the trunk, I put the cart in the corral, she got in and... well, I can't recall what she was yelling about but I was almost grounded. But hey, she was *well aware* of my ailment so it shouldn't have come as a big surprise. Why raise a big stink over something out of my control? ... so to speak?

    • @Flair258
      @Flair258 Před rokem +6

      r/prorevenge

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix Před rokem +195

    Hearing Robin say he’s waiting for the warrior cats series caught me so off guard, but it was a pleasant surprise to a fellow wc fan.

    • @Bacteriophagebs
      @Bacteriophagebs Před rokem +23

      Now I'm imagining all the British people reading this and wondering why you love bathrooms so much.
      WC = water closet = restroom

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix Před rokem +3

      @@Bacteriophagebs lmao

    • @tem7915
      @tem7915 Před rokem +3

      im so fckin ready man

    • @sushi513
      @sushi513 Před rokem +7

      Same was caught so off guard lmao

    • @dolledphoenix
      @dolledphoenix Před rokem +12

      ME TOO! I had to rewind and gasp that it was actually mentioned

  • @Snow_Sailor
    @Snow_Sailor Před rokem +13

    ROBIN KNOWING WHAT WARRIOR CATS IS IS A JUMPSCARE TO ME WHAT THE HELL- WATCH AS HE KNOWS WHAT FRIGGIN CENTAUR WORLD IS

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 Před rokem +17

    Honestly, I think the one where the girl told her bully that her parents were divorcing because of her and didn’t want her was deserved. Bullying is a terrible crime, and the teachers aren’t gonna do anything about it, so someone has to teach her a harsh but meaningful lesson

  • @bennekin
    @bennekin Před rokem +10

    12:17 I CANT BREATHE THIS IS TOO GOOD

  • @Ryanthusar
    @Ryanthusar Před rokem +181

    Last one for you EmKay, there are things called Automotive Dollies, they go under the wheels of a car and enable you to move it around, just a matter of lifting up each corner of the car, either by jack or a strong person, to place them under the wheel.
    Edit to add, there is also one that is a jack/dolly that works on hydraulics, just requires your foot to operate the jack section.

    • @EnoVarma
      @EnoVarma Před rokem +8

      I thought there was a device like that. Also, that would cause a horror show in the wrong hands. r/Foundsatan

    • @Victini7472
      @Victini7472 Před rokem +6

      damn jack must be really strong huh?

    • @GetDougDimmadomed
      @GetDougDimmadomed Před rokem +4

      Not sure why he hates cars though. Must be like me who has to spend $600 every other week on repairs.

    • @dadoctah
      @dadoctah Před rokem

      Did a lesser version of this many years ago when I was still having the dead-trees newspaper delivered and my neighbor insisted on parking with a tire right on top of it, then leaving the house for the day in their other car. I jacked up the offending wheel enough to pull the paper out, then took the car down off the jack.
      By shoving it off sideways.

    • @ravn_blade
      @ravn_blade Před rokem +1

      At the local racetrack some idiots parked their (locked) car in front of someone's pit. Needless to say their car wasn't there when they got back.
      There is a wheel dolly that doesn't even need a jack. It has a fork that goes at the front and back of the tire and pinches the tire to raise it.

  • @knife6930
    @knife6930 Před rokem +44

    9:32 I love how panicked he sounded

  • @SuperDzack
    @SuperDzack Před rokem +271

    I swear emkay keeps on finding better subreddits each video

    • @anotsoepicgamer28
      @anotsoepicgamer28 Před rokem +5

      Im waiting for shitposting

    • @ravenlorans
      @ravenlorans Před rokem

      WTF are You talking about? ALL Of these have been on this Channel Countless Times Over And Over.... Shit.... Just the past Few Months I have Seen them All On this Channel...

    • @perhapsclem872
      @perhapsclem872 Před rokem +3

      @@ravenlorans r/Foundsatan is a newer one to the Emkay agenda, at least.

    • @ZekeTheFur
      @ZekeTheFur Před 9 dny

      Wait until he makes a full video on r/starset or r/warriorcats

  • @rawat789
    @rawat789 Před rokem +20

    Back in our college days we used to have a book with answers to previous years questions (we called it a guide book), and it was humongous.
    Me and a couple of my friends took money from our parents for one book each (was expensive), bought one book amongst us, split it into multiple chapters so each of us had a few "parts" and just told our parents it was easier to carry the material we needed that way.
    We studied together anyways so it didn't matter. Easy pocket money bonus.

    • @GanonBlightfire
      @GanonBlightfire Před 10 měsíci +2

      One time there was a person I knew was cheating off me on a test. I finished, they finished handed it to the teacher, and I looked at themm as I erased my answers and put the right answers, they realized I had put the wrong ones when it was too late.

  • @corcborc2547
    @corcborc2547 Před rokem +124

    I am a book murderer too! One day in high school, my friend forgot her course book and our teacher was checking if we brought our books. I had the book and the idea. Pulled out my cutter and just cut my book in half. We opened a random page and it looked like we had two whole books in front of us. I still have the backpack I accidentally scarred 😄

  • @tim_the_traveler
    @tim_the_traveler Před rokem +38

    With the amount of people I see screwing up parking, I am more and more tempted to purposely make them mad just so they know how everyone else feels.

  • @davidjacobs7465
    @davidjacobs7465 Před rokem +16

    8:44 switch them around when nobody's looking at least every 5 minutes to really bring the life to the party.

  • @franespejo5302
    @franespejo5302 Před rokem +31

    02:40 you can hear Robin knocking on the table as he counts the numbers xD

    • @chamomilefairies
      @chamomilefairies Před rokem +1

      i don't get it 😭

    • @angerydestroyer
      @angerydestroyer Před rokem

      @@chamomilefairies I'm guessing Morse code

    • @Bullseyes_workshop
      @Bullseyes_workshop Před rokem +1

      @@angerydestroyer naw there is one (1) 2 and then I'm sure you can figure the rest out

    • @angerydestroyer
      @angerydestroyer Před rokem

      @@Bullseyes_workshop I'm more dumber then a bag of rocks I only Know about the certain things

    • @jhance265
      @jhance265 Před rokem +1

      legit, there is a table knocking sound lol, I hear it

  • @nightmaresans9161
    @nightmaresans9161 Před rokem +9

    4:40 apparently, this was because brother1 got much more land and money than brother2 did, so brother2 decided to use his super small piece of land and small amount of money to make a building to block brother1's view of the ocean.
    Source: Trust me bro

  • @DarkMatterBacon
    @DarkMatterBacon Před rokem +7

    When going to someplace crowded but silent like the library, ask for your friend’s phone (make up an excuse to use it)
    Then turn the volume all the way up
    Give him back his/her phone
    So when your friend tries to scroll in instagram, tiktok or twitter sounds will blast out of his phone

  • @CrzzyCat
    @CrzzyCat Před rokem +4

    'I'm still waiting for the warrior cats live action series.' yeah, same!

  • @Mango-Maniac
    @Mango-Maniac Před rokem +6

    no way, i've read the entire 7 seasons of the warrior cats books. I still love them.

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs Před rokem +14

    11:40 actually get four, release 1, 2, and 4, don’t tell the teachers, and put 3 in the ceiling tiles a week later

  • @TjPhysicist
    @TjPhysicist Před rokem +3

    8:54 i almost missed it but the colors in the key are different from what is implied by the placement of the cups - which you would use what you take, once everyone has cups everyone will have to rely on the keys only causing mass confusion

  • @IGNWv44
    @IGNWv44 Před rokem +18

    9:27 watching him freak out is funny asf

  • @balbalofficial8212
    @balbalofficial8212 Před rokem +29

    I'm so happy that Robin is getting a lighthearted subreddit again. Hearing him happy just melts my heart!

  • @endgamerplays
    @endgamerplays Před rokem +17

    2:03 "my dad deep fried my optimus prime so i deep fried his life support"

    • @Qi2X2E
      @Qi2X2E Před rokem

      deep fry the monitor and the machine

  • @QuixoteBadger
    @QuixoteBadger Před rokem +44

    I'm not sure what is better about the individually wrapped ones. That it is such a unique and creative prank. Or that it took more effort and dedication to wrap each one than it would to unwrap them.

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X Před rokem +10

    9:00 I'd probably pick Green... so that dude moving them all over one changes my complicated love life into a successful relationship.
    Everything's looking good for this guy except reality!

  • @Tebtome
    @Tebtome Před rokem +2

    0:43
    I have already suffered through that, TWICE
    YOUR TECHNIQUE IS USELESS ON ME

  • @Justakatto
    @Justakatto Před rokem +29

    10:05 bruh chocolate with mint tastes amazing

    • @QingChina1
      @QingChina1 Před rokem +4

      Fr

    • @lunafox9
      @lunafox9 Před rokem +4

      Yess my favorite are 'Thin mints' and 'York'

    • @zeanyt2372
      @zeanyt2372 Před rokem +4

      I've thought of buying the Andes Candies pieces that are used for baking, and eating them like handfuls of M&M's before.
      One of my favorite parts of going to Olive Garden, (besides the obscene amount of Parmesan cheese in the salad) was the little Olive Garden rebranded Andy's candies post dinnerments.
      Also Andy's candies chocolate chip cookies. Or Andy's candies on mint chocolate chip ice cream.
      Yeah, those bags of pieces have a lot of uses.
      I also like York Peppermint Patties. But Andy's candy strike a perfect balance for me.

    • @maulwurf9414
      @maulwurf9414 Před rokem +1

      EXACTLY!!!

    • @Game_Hunter47
      @Game_Hunter47 Před rokem

      @@lunafox9 yes

  • @rileynelson2295
    @rileynelson2295 Před rokem +15

    I remember reading warrior cats in middle school, I now have more respect for you than before.

  • @Eeveeismypatronas
    @Eeveeismypatronas Před rokem +15

    9:27 XD The best part of the video!

    • @64plants19
      @64plants19 Před rokem +3

      Pov you saw the two blurred out photos

    • @nuggets142
      @nuggets142 Před rokem

      @@64plants19- @61plants is the correct amount of blurred photos

    • @gacha_Kathryn
      @gacha_Kathryn Před rokem +2

      EmKay backstage

  • @fangchick93
    @fangchick93 Před rokem +1

    The one who decided to make bubble wrap no longer poppable is an enemy of fun

  • @endgamerplays
    @endgamerplays Před rokem +7

    0:03 How to make sure your sister doesn’t talk to you ever again when you and her leave school:

  • @ForrestMG
    @ForrestMG Před rokem +13

    No one gonna talk bout this guys amazing pipes? 1:43

  • @terrychen4992
    @terrychen4992 Před rokem +17

    5:29 Well in japan they does do that. They even named rice with chicken and eggs "Oyako don", which literally means "parent and children rice"
    There's even a seafood version of it which has salmon and salmon egg instead.

  • @Slferon
    @Slferon Před rokem +9

    3:58
    *remembering i also have a sea bass named C+, a fly named Idiot, a lotus cricket named Bob and a suckerfish named Sucker sitting on a rock near the beach*
    Crimes they committed for anyone curious:
    C+ : being in my way when i was looking for that stupidly rare pier fish
    Idiot: it's a fly, i hate him i hate him why are they so rare and small i want all flies to die
    Bob: probably just occupying bug limits when i was farming for golden stag and it just kept spawning over and over
    Sucker: i have 5 of them on another rock, but this one i hate the most because it tried tricking me into pressing too early
    maybe i have played too much ACNH lately i am literally hating virtual bugs and fish

  • @datonedudewhoexists
    @datonedudewhoexists Před rokem +2

    I've got an idea for people who park on the edge of parking spots. We fill the gaps between the spots with little hills visible enough to know they are there, but still flat enough for the car to get its wheels onto. If these little hills detect that enough pressure is being applied to the top most part, tiny spikes protrude from the hill and pop the tires. Should help in the long run. 😁

  • @marcovanvliet3829
    @marcovanvliet3829 Před rokem +27

    0:26 a disease that makes it feel like someone’s pillow is always warm

    • @paintedgear2105
      @paintedgear2105 Před rokem

      A disease that make you feel like there’s a June bug following you. you can never see it but you hear it and feel it

    • @Chris-xh9kp
      @Chris-xh9kp Před rokem

      Woah woah that's too far isn't it? Or no?

    • @Blanksus.
      @Blanksus. Před rokem +1

      Woah calm down evil god

    • @suffering9481
      @suffering9481 Před rokem

      Time to put ice inside

    • @AuburnSunWC
      @AuburnSunWC Před rokem

      A single hair in mouth, u constantly want to sneeze, and this. Oh the pain.

  • @luckysapphic
    @luckysapphic Před rokem +23

    0:52 me: *literally gasps in shock* Warriors is my favorite book series. I can barely find anyone to talk to about it because my family keeps telling me to read something else and “expand my horizons”. 😅 I was so shocked when it popped up.

    • @zephyrmoody3806
      @zephyrmoody3806 Před rokem +1

      You're family may have a point there actually. Ever heard of Wings of Fire?

    • @PearllDoubleL
      @PearllDoubleL Před rokem

      @@zephyrmoody3806 pretty good book series, finished it a while ago

    • @zephyrmoody3806
      @zephyrmoody3806 Před rokem +1

      @@PearllDoubleL Same. Well, I'm atill waiting to get the last five books though.

    • @TuxedoTheFirst
      @TuxedoTheFirst Před rokem

      @@zephyrmoody3806 everyone who read warriors read wof.

    • @zephyrmoody3806
      @zephyrmoody3806 Před rokem

      @@TuxedoTheFirst That's a fair point.

  • @jordanhasch2544
    @jordanhasch2544 Před rokem +16

    In order for the ex at 6:47 to have racked up over $105,000 in parking tickets, each ticket needed to be at least $156. Let's not mince words; that's a lot to take in.

  • @hiddendesire3076
    @hiddendesire3076 Před rokem +14

    0:32 Always feels like they were passing popcorn kernels. In other words, it itches really badly.

  • @ZekeTheFur
    @ZekeTheFur Před 9 dny +1

    0:44 i woke up my sister screaming “EMKAY KNOWS WARRIOR CATS! EMKAY KNOWS WARRIOR CATS!”

    • @oakleytheaussie7522
      @oakleytheaussie7522 Před 9 dny +1

      STOP WAKING ME UP OVER EMKAY VIDS 😡😡😡😡
      But warrior cats 🥹🥹🥹🥹

    • @ZekeTheFur
      @ZekeTheFur Před 9 dny

      @@oakleytheaussie7522 warrior cats 🥰🥰

  • @jellypika3586
    @jellypika3586 Před rokem +1

    0:31 I have so many.
    1. A disease where one feels the underside of their pillow and finds it cold, just for it too be warm when they flip it over.
    2. A disease where one's brain gets tricked into thinking that the couch is in the perfect position that they stub their toe on the corner of the coffee table.
    3. A disease where one can only draw slightly imperfect lines.
    4. Ad disease that tricks one's brain into feeling the sensation of someone staring at you at all times, from every direction.
    5. A disease that forces one to steal the nearest person's popcorn, fries, wedges, tater tots, nuggets, croutons, chocolates, etc.
    6. A disease that makes one open a bag of chips upside down at least once a day.
    7. A disease where one can never put something back where it's supposed to go. It always has to be at least 3 inches off.
    8. A disease where one is forced to(for some reason) drop every single one of their legos in a pile on the floor, and then step on it(Worse version of this disease make some people belly flop on it).
    9. A disease that makes one always wear all white while wearing cheetos, doritos, and sunchips and always rub is on their clothes.
    10. A disease where whenever someone says something you immediately roast whatever they just said with the most complicated, dark, mean roast anyone has ever said.

  • @runningthemeta5570
    @runningthemeta5570 Před rokem +20

    Yes! More r/foundsatan I love this subreddit.

  • @hiddendesire3076
    @hiddendesire3076 Před rokem +16

    11:42 They did that at my brother-in-law’s high school in St. Louis about two decades ago. Also was a cow that someone brought in and lead to the roof. Apparently cows hate going downhill though so they had to have a local butcher come in with his gun, put it down, and then he broke down the body and carried out the cuts. There was also this time when the same kids who did the cow prank filled up the teacher’s lounge with manure.

  • @hiddendesire3076
    @hiddendesire3076 Před rokem +11

    4:25 Vault 626. Lavish vault with everything they need to survive for over two centuries. Thing is, they are made aware of all the other vaults and their experiments by a select number of vault tech scientists in the vault, along with the overseer, and they are told they aren’t in a control vault and never told the reality there is no experiment, outside of seeing how a fear-based rumor in an otherwise paradise can screw with people.

    • @razorwolf2758
      @razorwolf2758 Před rokem

      Vault 001. A normal vault where every day someone switches genders and memories with someone else and they are unaware of it but the people who didn’t switch can tell the difference

    • @cherirutherford7435
      @cherirutherford7435 Před rokem +4

      Goddamn fallout should really take some advice from you that sounds like a really good vault-tec experiment

    • @shocktrapproductions6332
      @shocktrapproductions6332 Před rokem

      Vault 467. Bending reality, so only straight people exist and never know about Losers Getting Blasted by Turrets in Qatar.

  • @jumpydoggo0423
    @jumpydoggo0423 Před rokem +1

    Just realised I made a google journey, how to politely ask someone to be quiet, how to get someone to shut up without words, how to bluntly shut someone up, how to say stfu without swearing, the rudest way to shut someone up

  • @4DD3R
    @4DD3R Před rokem +1

    5:29 missed the perfect chance to say “fun for the whole family”

  • @Skylandersenthusiast
    @Skylandersenthusiast Před rokem +6

    7:22 When i was younger, my family and I did this with snowmen and did it to my twin brother. He got so scared all the time and couldn’t stop laughing every time.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    12:08 I can do a surprisingly accurate Chronic Smoker impression with my voice; One time in gym class, I noticed that my flip phone had a "Hide number" feature. I proceeded to, with two other guys, Call my local grocery store's customer service line, and, in voice and in character, ask if they sell "Cigarettes by the pound". Eventually, after some very raspy, in-character insistence, I got a very confused "No, we don't have that product". Me and the two guys were VERY BARELY containing our laughter by the end of it. We were rolling around on the floor quietly wheezing, it was great.

  • @daryncollins7640
    @daryncollins7640 Před rokem +11

    6:05 at that point i would just say "sorry meant to say that to someone else my bad"

    • @mylescorley1978
      @mylescorley1978 Před rokem

      *Somewhere

    • @maplemple
      @maplemple Před rokem

      @@mylescorley1978 r/confidentlyincorrect

    • @mylescorley1978
      @mylescorley1978 Před rokem

      @@maplemple oh sorry. Do I have your permission to delete?

    • @endgamerplays
      @endgamerplays Před rokem

      @@mylescorley1978 bet you it’s already on Reddit by now

    • @mylescorley1978
      @mylescorley1978 Před rokem

      @@endgamerplays i hope my wanted poster looks good at least.

  • @zetroll0372
    @zetroll0372 Před rokem +5

    5:28 there's a reason why Oyakodon exist.

  • @-Katastrophe-
    @-Katastrophe- Před rokem +3

    3:43
    Yeah till it backfires when she's in your back seat

    • @WO_21
      @WO_21 Před rokem +2

      Do it on a motorcycle and you can flip her off too!

  • @eeveeloveme164
    @eeveeloveme164 Před rokem +7

    9:56 put baking paper in the baking pan before piss in it, it will make it easier to get it out of the pan.

  • @SamLabbato
    @SamLabbato Před rokem +7

    10:33 so it sounds like a gm dominate person'd (spell that gives control of the target to the caster) the bard, and while another ally was using revivify (spell to revive a dead party member, emphasis on dead and not unconscious) to revive another dead player, the gm used the bard's own counter spell (spell to negate other spells) on the revivify spell. Bonus evil points because revivify costs 300gp in diamonds per casting.
    so basically he took control of a player and used their own spells to make sure a dead player stayed dead.

  • @ekkofizix
    @ekkofizix Před rokem +4

    If they make a Warrior cats live action series and I don't hear that it's garbage I am WATCHING IT

  • @xPoisonedStardustx
    @xPoisonedStardustx Před 13 dny

    2:14 bubble wrap
    2:28 high fives
    3:11 loch ness
    5:11 paper cuts
    7:22 doll in the hall
    10:47 neighbour who hates dogs
    11:43 divorced

  • @Qi2X2E
    @Qi2X2E Před rokem +6

    4:25 vault 420
    a vault to hide from bombs and has seperate rooms for mating

    • @matejkufa8652
      @matejkufa8652 Před rokem

      I have a vault called 420 💀💀💀💀

    • @user-ju7te6qx2p
      @user-ju7te6qx2p Před 16 dny

      I made 5 Vaults that are like Vaults 31, 32, and 33.
      Vaults 54, 55, 56, 57, and 58.
      Location: Olympia, Washington.
      Construction started in September 3rd, 2040 and ended in May 17th, 2060, the population were going to be used as guinea pigs by the Enclave but the Overseers, Jamie Gavril, Sawyer Jones, Wallace Tyrell, Cooper Rubin, and Daniel Kodak thwarted the experiment by trapping the Vault-Tec and Enclave agents outside when the bombs dropped, now the vaults are a hotel (No parts of the Vaults were filled with concrete) and a tourist attraction for Olympia's Ground Zero. (Which is 100 miles away from Olympia)
      And they are protected by the BoS and NCR expedition troops.

  • @Ranny_Cat
    @Ranny_Cat Před rokem +4

    Ah yes a fellow warrior cats enjoyer

  • @Sinamuna
    @Sinamuna Před rokem +12

    Major props for mentioning Warriors cat books. I LOVE those. I've been waiting for an animated or live action series that is done by the people who did the Narnia movies. You know... NOT the shitshow that was Lion King's live action.

    • @leafyboi7678
      @leafyboi7678 Před rokem

      Called WCanimated

    • @domesticonion8026
      @domesticonion8026 Před rokem

      They were supposed to make a legit one for some tv series but I think it fell through

    • @damlatorun6756
      @damlatorun6756 Před rokem

      Well last time we heard about anything official was 8 FREAKIN YEARS AGO and looks like they’re taking down anything directly inspired by the books so rip fanbase

  • @Blobby1Fishy
    @Blobby1Fishy Před rokem +13

    5:18 If someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die?
    What if you rolled their body in salt first?
    Margarita of pain.
    Murderita.
    I copied all of these, no reason just felt like it.

    • @lynneconklin917
      @lynneconklin917 Před rokem +1

      Bbbbut....tequila? No one mentioned the tequila. 🥺

  • @AulisA.O.T
    @AulisA.O.T Před rokem +5

    0:02 😡 WHY YOU LITTLE B-

  • @johnmelon4527
    @johnmelon4527 Před rokem +5

    I would die inside if warrior cats got an adaptation

    • @Silv3rT3ars.WCU3
      @Silv3rT3ars.WCU3 Před rokem

      Fr tho I would teleport

    • @kishawoodward
      @kishawoodward Před rokem

      Nah what the fuck you bashers I can't wait for the warriors live action!😘😘

  • @hiddendesire3076
    @hiddendesire3076 Před rokem +9

    6:50 Depends on the lot, where it is parked in said lot, and if they threw one of those car sleeves over it or not. Trust me, there are cars sitting there for months at a time sometimes. Saw one that required to be jumped, got half way out of the lot, and died at the booth when they went to pay. It got towed.

  • @st4rcasm
    @st4rcasm Před rokem +8

    1:59
    Yoo it's Eyereen!! I love their headcanons, I follow them on twt!

  • @ihatelatinas
    @ihatelatinas Před rokem +5

    the frozen piss comment had me laughing like a pig 💀

  • @Me-wx1mt
    @Me-wx1mt Před rokem +3

    8:45 god dammit, the straights made their own hanky code

  • @EllpaFox47
    @EllpaFox47 Před měsícem

    one day i will:
    1. purchase a hyperrealistic anatomically accurate heart cake
    2. smear my lips and chin with red food dye
    3. absolutely *rawdog* that cake. no utensils, no hands, just chowing down like a velociraptor
    4. when someone walks in, stare unblinking at them, al, movements slow and deliberate but continuing to eat the heart cake
    watching them shit their pants in terror is gonna be hilarious!

  • @idobadjokes2830
    @idobadjokes2830 Před rokem +12

    7:48 OMG one good one

  • @MJ_21-C208
    @MJ_21-C208 Před rokem +4

    Yo, I love the Warrior Cat series.
    And I would also love to see a live action series of all the books on like DVD or something.

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs Před rokem +4

    6:45 Robin, it's Chicago. It's Chicago, Robin. It's Florida compressed into one city.

  • @scibanana3542
    @scibanana3542 Před rokem +1

    0:53
    "I'm still waiting for the warrior cats live action series"
    Aaaaaayyyyyyyyyy....
    -So am I

  • @kristinesnay515
    @kristinesnay515 Před rokem +1

    It is always funny to me that the EmKay outros last for half a second

  • @Templarfreak
    @Templarfreak Před rokem +5

    3:00 honestly, that's a pretty livable consequence. you can just go buy all the individual parts you're missing, there are very few parts that are unique to any given lego set.

  • @I_do_go_down
    @I_do_go_down Před rokem +10

    0:45 it doesn’t work when it already happend, witcher

  • @waqarsarfraz4205
    @waqarsarfraz4205 Před rokem +7

    I'm a med student and some of our books really are so big that we cut them into more portable pieces, each piece having it's own cover.

    • @radioactivebirbchild
      @radioactivebirbchild Před rokem

      I mean, if each piece has its own cover, that's not too different from a book coming in two separate parts

    • @waqarsarfraz4205
      @waqarsarfraz4205 Před rokem

      @@radioactivebirbchild the covers don't all come with the book. We put on a hard cover we buy separately.

    • @radioactivebirbchild
      @radioactivebirbchild Před rokem

      @@waqarsarfraz4205 at least you're giving the book a new skin, that person wasn't even doing that

    • @waqarsarfraz4205
      @waqarsarfraz4205 Před rokem

      @@radioactivebirbchild that's right. Satan for a reason.

  • @nitinraheja936
    @nitinraheja936 Před rokem +8

    1:46 we do that to Maths books😂😂

  • @allentan2312
    @allentan2312 Před rokem +3

    If u were wondering the 3ft thick building was built because 2 brothers got 2plots of land one got a smaller plot and was in front of the other brother so since the brother with the smaller plot was angry because he couldn’t get the bigger plot of land he made a thin building so the other brother couldn’t have a good view

  • @scaathreykr
    @scaathreykr Před rokem +7

    2:14 -- I just lay the wrap flat on the ground and jump on it en pointe, wearing my buffalo plateau sneakers.

  • @calypsoschaos1762
    @calypsoschaos1762 Před rokem +5

    2:28 oh hey that's one of my favorite baseball players

  • @Emrys2526
    @Emrys2526 Před rokem +4

    At 8:16
    She's Lilith. I'm damn sure, she got to be lilith.
    No one would do that, besides Lilith herself.
    She came from hell, to see us mortals suffer....💀

    • @WO_21
      @WO_21 Před rokem

      Isn’t she the Horni demon?

  • @whyured7375
    @whyured7375 Před 27 dny +1

    8:11 they should’ve spell Santa “Satan” for an EXTRA fun Christmas

  • @LocalGiganfan1980
    @LocalGiganfan1980 Před měsícem +1

    Robin.
    Your actual place.
    Is in our hearts because your one of the best emkay narrators,

  • @Angwiser-zk7vk
    @Angwiser-zk7vk Před rokem +7

    2:09 I did that once but the fifth time I tried, I accurately gave the awnsers, I was playing mind games

  • @WormOnAString69
    @WormOnAString69 Před rokem +4

    I would have NEVER guessed that emkay was a fan of warriors

  • @beccaem8911
    @beccaem8911 Před rokem +13

    Honestly the emkay community is overwhelming lovely! It’s so nice to see such lovely people. Keep doing you emkay ❤️

  • @aceyacey883
    @aceyacey883 Před měsícem +1

    I screamed when Robin mentioned warrior cats bro-

  • @wulfleyn6498
    @wulfleyn6498 Před rokem

    Robin sounds so disappointed when he says "don't litter" it has genuinely made me stop littering.