Costco Rotisserie Chicken Sausage
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This $5 chicken is helping his budget after the $1 billion lobster sausage
Can't believe he sold all the oil on earth to pay for it
4.5 million credits for lobster tail
He caused a global recession for that lobster
@@gavindillon1486 top tier reply
That explains the cat food.. poor sausage family..
I love how the cat food sausage has becomes such a gold standard. if anything scores lower than a 3/5, we're legally allowed to say it tastes worse than literal cat food in sausage casing
It’s like those Anthony Fantano comments arguing “how did MBDTF get a 6 but Lil Pump got a 7?”
could always drop cat food down to 2.5 or this up to 3.5
@@Tenadarii fairly certain you'd be sentenced to death for that
Keep in mind that pure granulated sugar also got a 2. The world of Mr. Sausage is a strange and dangerous place sometimes.
Yes
Now we sit back and watch the descent into madness as Mr. Sausage realizes how many things he has to rank lower than a catfood sausage.
Worse part is that cat food only got 3/5 because of texture and the skin, if you were to drain more of the juice and cook for a while on low heat it could probably get a 5/5.
This guy is going to have the hottest restaurant in post apocalyptic Chicago
But the whole point was that the sausage-ing process made the catfood so good it had to get a 3 star. So it doesn't make sense from here on out to assume all 3 stars are literal cat food tier.
@@GuitarSlayer136 madness doesn't care about rationality.
@@GuitarSlayer136 Yeah but it's still cat food at the end of the day.
That awkward moment when your Mark Boxxalo box art gets featured in an episode, but it ends up unused as the “Will It Blow?” doesn’t blow
Rip
didnt even get a will it throw :(
I just found this channel and have watched several videos but not enough to know the answer to this question. Is there a reason he uses Mark Ruffalo on the will it blow box? I figured there’s a video somewhere that explains that Mr. Sausage hates Mark Ruffalo or something and I just haven’t found it yet. Or is it just another random thing like everything else in these videos. Someone please help me! I gotta know! Haha 😂
@@brightbkh07 There's no reason to it.
After he gets canonized they’ll talk about how Mr. Sausage’s first miracle was feeding the multitudes with a single Costco rotisserie chicken.
the chicken and ONE 5000 dollar lobster tail
"It's like Mad Max with shopping carts" might be my favorite quote from Mr. Sausage.
Its so true too, idk why but its like black friday every day over there
like shopping in the slums i hear
He's not wrong. Even the gas station is batshit at the one by me. Complete and total chaos.
He charged into Costco with a shrill war scream. No one was safe.
Season 1 Mr Sausage would've put the whole chicken on the grinder, him removing the bones really shows his character development
I love this comment haha
"Doesn't it look like guts?"
But Mr.Sausage... It IS guts
i hear steve martin with a botched up balloon animal: YOURR LOWER INTESTINES!!!
whoosh
@@xxSmokeyTheBear This is one of the worst misuses of a "whoosh" I've ever seen in a CZcams comment section. Go to jail immediately.
In this episode, the sausage man uses a grinder for its intended purpose. Magical.
Using meat in a sausage grinder? It'll never catch on, I tell ya.
What Costco doesn’t want you to know is that you actually pay $5 for the string. The chicken is just a bonus to make you FEEL like you’re getting a good deal
We need a Costco food court sausage series!
Yessss. a sausage made of each thing, and then a sausage made of ALL the food court stuff blended.
@@serioushex3893 I assume they won’t be dreadful too which is a plus after some of the unholy creations we have seen.
If he made a costco pizza sausage he would need an obscene amount of casing their pizzas are huge!
Chicken Bake Sausage would be a 5/5 easy
@@astromeo3467 huge but *thin*
I was about to sing along to the "Let's sausage" and have hardly ever felt so betrayed.
It's going to bother me all day that he wasn't able to give us a "That's the chicken water."
i got let's sausage blue balls lol
Mr. Sausage was expecting the cat food sausage to be a bad experience simply by tasting bad, but he didn't expect the much worse fate of cat food being the standard with which he measures every sausage after.
Back in my day Mr. Sausage would have put the whole bird in, bones and all.
He's gone soft on us
My mom always brings up how I devoured an entire rotisserie chicken by myself after a 9 hour shift. This brings back memories.
Four fried chickens and a coke.
i used to eat one for my break back when the mammoths roamed the earth and i was young and handsome well i was young
its only like 1400 calories
I work ten hour shifts every week and I did a 12 for inventory lol
@@ArrakisHeir88 I'm disabled so a 9 hour shift is a long one for me lol
For the first time, I'm realizing people are not, in fact, mailing him cereal boxes with their picture taped on
You missed a great opportunity to pour all the juices that were in the bottom of the container into the ground up chicken. It has a ton of gelatin and flavour in it and it probably would've bumped up the sausage by a half point.
I feel like this was a missed opportunity to do the Costco food court sausage. Hot dog, chicken bake, pizza and a churro.
You can't forget the drink!
What about the parfait
@@art-cs6us rare item, like the mango smoothie
I think making a slurry of corn starch and chicken broth, then mixing that with the ground up chicken would improve this greatly. Not a lot of the slurry, of course. Just enough to keep the thing a bit more moist and add a little more chickeny flavor.
Nah just some smaltz
I think a slurry of mayonnaise and brunois cut celery with some salt, pepper and thyme would round this sausage out nicely
@@bobby_greene that'd basically be a chicken salad
@@TheGhostFartchicken salad sausage sounds alright to me.
Just put like 1/2 a stick of butter in with the grind
Hi sponsors must love him with all the originality he puts into the presentations he does for their products - also seems that they are new with each episode as opposed to the easy way out other CZcamsrs take of just editing in repeats.
3:05 Mr sausage still gets the gripes even when he gets a good deal. He is truly entering his old man arc.
You should do an episode where you go to Costco and you have to buy every food product you see a free sample stand for. Then sausage all of them and see which product makes the best sausage.
i got a better idea. he gets all the samples, and then combines them all into one sausage. even the drinks.
And now for a special message from costco corperate
"We try to be human"
This has been a special announcement from costco corperate
merely humanoid at best
the dirty box doesnt give it “character”. it gives it mold.
"I think all the mess on the box gives it character." yes you're not wrong but i think it also gives it So Many Diseases
I remember losing my front tooth on a Costco's rotisserie chicken thigh, but my little sister was born that day, so I don't mind.
oddly random!
It’s actually harder to debone cooked meat when it’s cold…
Mr Sausage with a southern accent is just Lil' Gideon.
I grab a chicken every time I go to Costco and make a soup out of what I don't devour upon immediately returning home.
NSE idea: hot chocolate using hot dog water
Thank you, Mr. Sausage. You are truly the curator of exquisite meats! I also agree that shopping at Costco is a very adversarial experience, especially the ones outside of Chicago.
Now that Mr. Sausage is doing a food roadshow every dollar counts
Every dollar has counted since the $15,600,000,000,000.99 lobster sausage
I'm glad he started acknowledging the water that comes out of the sausaging tube again
"It's not better than the cat food sausage"
"3/5"
Ad some butter, add some garlic, add some rosemary and those would be some tasty sausages!
i love butter more than a man should
Damn, you're the only one on CZcams where I don't skip the "sponsored by" part. It's just too entertaining.
Internet historian ;-;
@@hrodvithit What do you mean by that?
@@suicunesolsan it's another youtube channel that has fun sponsored by stuff
@SuicuneSol San never skip an IH ad my dude
sometimes i do dont need to hear about men shaving their groin in amusing detail
Mr sausage. After remembering your hotdog review, I formally ask that you purchase every brand of hotdog from the store and combine them all to make a super sausage
This man makes the greatest content on youtube
its given me a chuckle during very bad times and thats saying something grateful for u,mister sausage
I’m trying to make decent suggestions because you made the party cheese salad sausage and I will continue to comment for the algorithm
Well done, Mr. Sausage. You've just made my day. From New Zealand
I enjoy the evolution of Grand Sausage's voice going falsetto
It's like Peter Griffin with a little bit more of his nards being ground up in each sausage...
Should’ve been Costco food samples sausage
This episode is peak Ordinary Sausage. A must watch in my opinion.
It is here. Comment number 10 of asking for Birria Taco Sausage. Can't believe we made it this far. Proud of you Mr.Sausage.
Better Costco than Walmart. Costco has their own on-site EMTs, the store smells like food instead of dirty clothes, filled diapers, and regret, _and_ the guy at the door doesn't insult you on your way in. Oh right, and they pay their workers a decent wage plus benefits.
On-site EMTs? What are you basing that off of?
@@ReapLight Was at Costco a few years ago. Dude standing in line for the food court keels over from a heart attack, two medics were on him by the time someone had called an ambulance.
Costco is a warehouse with heavy equipment, and has their own butcher shop. So they have their own medical assistants (mostly former EMTs) to treat on-site injuries. Or at the very least, keep them alive long enough for the ambulance to get there.
@@beermanmccool1226 You might be right as far as staff that could have been first-aid trained or people who were former EMTs. Granted not all warehouses are the same, but any of the ones in my area don't keep medics on staff as a job description. I could see that in one of the western states.
Bodybuilders everywhere drooling at that big tub of ground chicken
my inner monologue every time I'm at Costco: "Don't start just throwing punches Don't start just throwing punches Don't start just throwing punches Don't start just throwing punches Don't start just throwing punches...."
this has got to be the most normal sausage on this show so far
As a previous deli employee that made much chicken salad from unsold chickens, I can attest that it's far easier to de-bone when it's warm / hot. Slides right off the bones like butter thanks to roasting in its own fats. 🐔
Maybe if they sold chicken sausages they'd have sold better. 😹
I love the disemboweled sausage at 7:22.
just watched this video to help sit through getting stitches, keep doing god’s work you angel.
DEAR MR SAUSAGE TY you littlerally saved me from depression after watching this video i laughed and it broke my depression
The fact that he spent 200 dollars for a rotisserie chicken an a tube of toothpaste means ge spent 195 dollars on toothpaste,truly one of the moments ever in mr sausage's life.
This entire episode just made me deeply hungry for chicken kabanos
Sausage idea: the sausage sausage. What you do, is take some sausages you have around the house, and bring them together and put it in sausage casing.
Grind*
Honestly shocked you haven't done a sausage rendition of Duran Duran's Ordinary World.
Am I the only one who has witnessed this man's rapid descent into madness?
Excited for the $195 tub of toothpaste sausage
use the remainder for spackle
The stammering turning onto "leeetss sauuusaaaage" got me
3:22 the tapeworm that is the chicken sausage makes it's long awaited appearance
For $5, you could have made a fair amount of little breakfast sausages.
Québec *loves* rôtisserie chicken. It's alarming how many chicken chains there are and how crowded they are.
This sausage is relevant to my interests.
Pissed that Metro upped their whole chicken from 6.50$ to like 8 bucks now...
Benny&Co has always been the best tbh tbh
Try the Walmart rotisserie chicken next it's 4.99 as well
$7 in OK
"doesnt it look like guts?"
Yes, casing is intestines so it should look like guts
$5 for an entire rotisserie chicken? Just your average Costco w.
As soon as it was ground up I thought "Mr. Sausage needs to add some gravy to that."
As always an incredible video
imagine him responding directly to a comment one might soil ones trousers
this $2.50 chicken is an absolute steal compared to that $96 lobster tail
the People's Sausage
Sausage made of cadaver meat
Cosco status. You’ve got enough sausage for the month 🐸🍺🔪🔥
Yet another in a saga of chicken based filling leading to SO MUCH SAUSEEGE
"The heavy ones always cause the most problems"
You sound like my old school counselor.
It's chicken, it's sausage, you got a lot of it. Could try it again with some seasoning and such for a barbecue
I always watch the sponsored ads hoping for another ~ like a dolphin ~ moment.
I couldn't help but notice you didn't put in an insane amount of salt and pepper
Tbf the rotisserie chicken already somes preseasoned
thats the norm isnt it
War flashbacks to when I used to work at Costco. These chickens are the bane of my existence.
What a lovely couple, Mr. Nunya Sausage and Mrs. Business Sausage
i loved that! and the site replied to them by madeup name!~
Actually going to Costco today, make the Rice Krispie Treat Sausage!
Throw that carcass in a pot, some broth, a potato. Baby, you got a stew going.
stone soup
God I just binged all 70 episodes of that Chris Chan documentary and the opening to this video caught me off guard I was so scared
whats a chris chan
"Doesn't it look like guts?"
My brother in Christ, it IS literally guts.
5:22 to skip promo.
That was an impressive amount of sausage, mr sausage.
Crested gecko diet powder sausage!!!
Everytime i feed my gecko im tempted to try a spoonful it smells that good.
The Costco chicken is cheap because they know you'll spend a fuckton on lots of other stuff. Great episode!
And the hot dog is cheap because the founder told the CEO that if he ever increased the price he was just straight up going to fucking kill him.
(Not even kidding, you can look it up)
Back in top 100 baby Mr. SAUSAGE loves me again. I mean something. I AM RELEVANT
I'm not sure if that was a joke or not, but it's a _ton_ easier to de-meat the chicken when it's warm.
i can vouch for that that
Costco, the store where the owner threatened someone's life over the price of a hotdog. God speed, Costco.
i had an idea for a sausage. the 7-11 "hotdog" sausage. one of every hot dog shaped thing they sell... including their taquitos, chicken rollers, and even hot dogs.
This was a fantastic episode
Brings me back to my days working in a stores kitchen and having to pull the meat off the chickens that didn't sell. We just sold it the next few days as pre pulled chicken at a slightly lower cost.
I humbly submit the songs Bad company, and House of the Rising sun. Primed to be sausage'd
He can try and save all the money he wants, but he's never recovering from the second mortgage that lobster tail cost him
Thanks for featuring my artwork! It's me! Godrod Studios! Please don't erase my comments anymore Mr. Sausage!
You gotta up the costco 'tiss sausage, by chucking in a footcourt hotdog. That oughtta get you where you need to go.
I like when Mr Sausage goes over what really grinds his gears. He moans about stuff like he's bri'ish 🤣🤣🤣
Honestly, mix some duck fat in with the chicken and it'll probably be a 5/5.
He's starting the cooking, I think the smoker wouldn't be a bad idea for this. Shame it didn't happen, though.
mr. sausage inadvertently exposing costcos business model of “lose money on rotisserie chickens so that people spend money on toothpaste and it’s a net profit”
I worked at the sams club making rotisserie chicken for about a year and i can say its not specifically costos fault, these people get genuinely aggressive over 5 dollar chickens