I swear he’s like a super artistic guy with a lot of big thoughts but he’s also legit insane and schizophrenic or something. He’s always got something to say, but it gets way out there and run on just like his music
@@wipkpremium5691 I agree, I’m not into parody music but I definitely love weird stuff that makes you think at the same time. Keith is a master at it, his brain works differently. Whether he’s not playing with a full deck or has an extra set of cards doesn’t matter much to me
It honestly wouldn't surprise me at all if Kool Keith was just talking to himself in an empty restaurant, with a recording of ambient conversation in the background.
@@chriskucholtz6967 maybe it's because he's sitting in the back of the restaurant, close to the kitchen, where they clean the dishes. And all the noise is actually coming from the staff
This guy is so fucking weird that, like Captain Beefheart, he falls off the scale and wraps back around to normal. Adult Swim should have given him a talk show years ago, it'd be fucking incredible.
The funniest thing is that you have to train yourself to like it. It might take months, or even years, but if you can learn to like eating and drinking boring foods your shit "will always be there when you get home."
It's amazing that he's able to just sit there and talk about boring food for like 20 minutes. He never seems like he's taking a conversation serious but then he just peppers in some insightful shit that makes you think. He seems like a smart dude
Pretty sure it's all an analogy in regard to Keith's need to keep moochers (weaker rappers in need of true substance) off of his tasty treats (his music)
Kool Keith understands the meaning of life and expresses his perceived reality in a magical way that only those of us born on Jupiter will understand. Earthlings are too simple minded and refuse to adapt and evolve ideas as time moves forward..
I read this comment, and I see the indication of a reply, but I view upon the further regions of the commenting chain, and I read no reply. I've really gotta visit Jupiter some day and get some answers
Literally THEE best video on youtube.. I've never been so drawn to a video, year after year, I keep coming back. I'm really starting to enjoy Seltzer water..
As a few people have mentioned here, I get the feeling this is a metaphor for the rap game, ie. if you go where other don't want to go, you don't have to worry about imitators jacking your style. Kool Keith!!!
It was an honor to work with you guys back in the day. We were a tight unit. I still remember how warm and welcoming Cedric's mom was and how much Patrick cared about our group. The South Bronx was no joke. You guys gave us the opportunity to create a demo and perform with you and for that, I am forever grateful.
He's talking about going out with a pretty girl, but then you realise lotsa guys having a piece of her. So you get a normal, reliable girl, and she's there when you get home!
I started drinking seltzer water last year, and he is telling the truth! Noone is interested, you can't even offer anyone a glass of seltzer water and some spinach bread. They will look at you like you're crazy as hell and go hit a Mickey D's straight up! Haha.
Hittin McD's is taking the mickey outta yourself,if you knew what's in it & the effects it has on your body,brain & environment;better off sticking w/seltzer,spinach bread,pumpernickel,etc..and celery juice can change your life,if you're interested in good health,mental wealth & long lifespan..Eating McD's is the equivalent of getting smacked in the head w/a brick b4 eating a dick..designed to make you sick
This video is the reason i started drinking Pellegrino sparkling water. I love it and nobody touches it! Big up kool keith, lyrical genius, a true legend
People like diet yogurt nowadays. You can only find lowfat sour yogurt and the fanciest yogurt tastes nothing like the stuff that was popular 20 years ago
Those drinks could easily be a metaphor talking about people biting his styles over the years. People taking his hawaiian punch, people taking his tropicana etc. Dickheads think he's just random and crazy but from what I've seen of him, he's a fucking smart guy and is probably a lot more calculated than you have the ability to see.
My cuz turned me on to this guy years ago. Incredible rapper. Truly eccentric but the funniest thing is that this guy seems insane and dumb- people would be dismissive. But he's pure genius. And this stuff in this bit coincidentally backed up by science and sociology.
this is why Kool Keith is (IMHO) one of the greatest rappers of all time. he freaks the shit out of anyone not crazy themselves. you gotta respect commitment.
Kool Keith walks the thin line between genius and insanity and I absolutely love it.
When I'm insane he makes sense
I swear he’s like a super artistic guy with a lot of big thoughts but he’s also legit insane and schizophrenic or something. He’s always got something to say, but it gets way out there and run on just like his music
@@PlutoTheGodhis music is so fun and imaginative, whacked out and crazy also.
@@wipkpremium5691 I agree, I’m not into parody music but I definitely love weird stuff that makes you think at the same time. Keith is a master at it, his brain works differently. Whether he’s not playing with a full deck or has an extra set of cards doesn’t matter much to me
It honestly wouldn't surprise me at all if Kool Keith was just talking to himself in an empty restaurant, with a recording of ambient conversation in the background.
@@netcoms197 why would you diss this man lmfao
@@netcoms197 you drink Kool Kieth's piss
I think you're right. There's way to many fork clink sounds. It also sounds too busy to never see a shadow or reflection.
@@chriskucholtz6967 maybe it's because he's sitting in the back of the restaurant, close to the kitchen, where they clean the dishes. And all the noise is actually coming from the staff
My and my wife,we love that restaurant,we eat there all the time
"Old Man Boring Oats" is my favorite cereal. I don't even use milk, I just add a couple drops of seltzer water and I'm set.
Hilarious
Congrats, you've gratuated from the Dr. Doom Culinary School
The box says "You can psychologically put your mind to it"
one bottle of seltzer water will last damn near two years
funny to see this here. I wonder if the MDE fan / Kool Keith fan crossover is significant
One of the best videos on youtube.
Honestly it really is. I keep coming back to it and I have no idea why.
+Lu cas Get a life
and what he`s saying is so true as well.
on par with Gucci Mane's Lost in the Sauce moment
Nobody wants your pumpernickel bread.
This guy is so fucking weird that, like Captain Beefheart, he falls off the scale and wraps back around to normal. Adult Swim should have given him a talk show years ago, it'd be fucking incredible.
Him and crackhead Barney should take turns filling the co-host spot om the Eric Andre show or have segments on it.
@@maffieduran Eric Andre sucks
oh fuck yeah id absolutely watch a kool keith adult swim show
"I lost so much yoohoos, people drinking my tropicana.. I've really learned seltzer water keeps people away. I like it because they don't like it."
Critical beatdown for anybody stealing Yoo-Hoos.
😂
Fuck those damn shits man, they're too goddamn sweet.
yo Keith is Not talking about just food, its about his style his lyrics.
agreed
And his beats
He's talking about art.
And talking about the industry!
And talking about the industry!
Kool Keith told Sway that he'd get him a refrigerator if he'd play his music. Dudes an Original. Rap's Ultimate Lovable Weirdo.
This is a very important life lesson right here.
The funniest thing is that you have to train yourself to like it. It might take months, or even years, but if you can learn to like eating and drinking boring foods your shit "will always be there when you get home."
Im a better man after watching this
Derek Hicks Indeed...
It's amazing that he's able to just sit there and talk about boring food for like 20 minutes. He never seems like he's taking a conversation serious but then he just peppers in some insightful shit that makes you think. He seems like a smart dude
i honestly think he is kinda being serious here haha hes just kinda an odd dude (in a good way).. its just how he is lol.
His body of work is riddled with goofy American foodstuff references
Pretty sure it's all an analogy in regard to Keith's need to keep moochers (weaker rappers in need of true substance) off of his tasty treats (his music)
My boy Kool Keith talkin the straight truth right now!
Hey, 12 years later I gotta say my wife and I love this truth every day. We got unsalted nuts, sesame sticks, bran flakes, everything.
He'd get along with Larry David 😂 classic curb move
Who keeps stealing all of this man's drinks? Just let Keith have a drink in peace damn
This man is clearly a genius.
Kool Keith understands the meaning of life and expresses his perceived reality in a magical way that only those of us born on Jupiter will understand. Earthlings are too simple minded and refuse to adapt and evolve ideas as time moves forward..
Brainwashed sheep that believe the hype vs being original. 'Earthlings' are the boring ones.
I read this comment, and I see the indication of a reply, but I view upon the further regions of the commenting chain, and I read no reply.
I've really gotta visit Jupiter some day and get some answers
this video has changed my life forever.
I can listen to KK talking all day. Mind expansion techniques.
Yo, Kool Keith and Krusty Krab have the exact same abbreviation
That just blew my mind
Literally THEE best video on youtube.. I've never been so drawn to a video, year after year, I keep coming back.
I'm really starting to enjoy Seltzer water..
SELTZER ON MY FUNERAL !!!!!
As a few people have mentioned here, I get the feeling this is a metaphor for the rap game, ie. if you go where other don't want to go, you don't have to worry about imitators jacking your style.
Kool Keith!!!
LordPalbert You know, that's an interesting perspective. However, unlike seltzer water, Look Keith is anything but boring. Well said bro. #facts
Exactly. And who are these people putting Oreos and Captain Crunch in the refrigerator, anyway?
That is exactly it. It is basically his personal philosophy; his, lyrics, his beats, and his overall concepts/styles.
%100
Knowing him yes probably 100% deadass but yeah he shares that view too it seems
I have watched this so many times, I love it so much.
I just remembered watching the video 2 years ago, it just came to my mind and I was searching it on CZcams. I watched it now I’m happy
This video has cracked me up many times throughout the years
Rare human... 100% classic and new.
I can appreciate the way Keith's mind works.
If he thought like this 10yrs ago, I know he's really on one today.
I honestly know exactly what he is talking about.
very curious about pumpernickel bread now
***** I toasted it twice and it lost its essence
its fantastic with spinach dip
Fuck pumpernickel shits whack
@@grappler7343 blast toast pumpernickel to hell and you'll get awesome crutons.
Teachers would say he is strange, he is spacy, he is a wizard kid. Keith is definitely a unique artist.
It was an honor to work with you guys back in the day. We were a tight unit. I still remember how warm and welcoming Cedric's mom was and how much Patrick cared about our group. The South Bronx was no joke. You guys gave us the opportunity to create a demo and perform with you and for that, I am forever grateful.
Cecilia Brown who are you?
Would love to work with you man 🔥
The modern day Robert Frost taking the road less traveled.
/David Lynch
"Seltzer water keeps people away"
One to grow on
Lifelong fan of Kool Keith AND seltzer water. This video is so calming.
best video on youtube right here
Hes giving u a deep lesson in a mundane example, I like it
One of the last remaining geniuses in this country. Respect.
He's talking about going out with a pretty girl, but then you realise lotsa guys having a piece of her. So you get a normal, reliable girl, and she's there when you get home!
I started drinking seltzer water last year, and he is telling the truth! Noone is interested, you can't even offer anyone a glass of seltzer water and some spinach bread.
They will look at you like you're crazy as hell and go hit a Mickey D's straight up! Haha.
+king shaman ---- I started buying it 16 years ago because My kids for about a year would not drink it, now I have to hide it as well.
LMAO
FACTS
Hittin McD's is taking the mickey outta yourself,if you knew what's in it & the effects it has on your body,brain & environment;better off sticking w/seltzer,spinach bread,pumpernickel,etc..and celery juice can change your life,if you're interested in good health,mental wealth & long lifespan..Eating McD's is the equivalent of getting smacked in the head w/a brick b4 eating a dick..designed to make you sick
yeah I legit like seltzer water . also you can add stuff like to it like fruit juice
This video is the reason i started drinking Pellegrino sparkling water. I love it and nobody touches it! Big up kool keith, lyrical genius, a true legend
Pellegrino is the bomb!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
i have watched this video like, a dozen times over the past decade, and youtube keeps suggesting it to me lol. its a beautiful thing
I first watched this in 2009 and I still come back and watch it. So hilarious 😂 He’s the best.
This is probably the best selzer-related monologue in a busy restaurant on CZcams right now.
I once drank water exclusively for a year. When you do that, seltzer water and club soda tastes like champagne.
“Because you realize that wow, it’s gonna be there when I get home.” LMAOOOOO
"Diet Yogurt". Lol
People like diet yogurt nowadays. You can only find lowfat sour yogurt and the fanciest yogurt tastes nothing like the stuff that was popular 20 years ago
man is a genius.
A man truly at peace with his lot in life.
A+ for whoever produced and directed this.
"Drinkin Yoohoo's and donuts, y'all punks think I'm so nuts"
You shall bow to the master of music!
nobody wants your pumpernickel bread, so true
Man, I could go for some oakridge cake.
Like from fable?
Honestly oakridge cake can be fire af
High quality Stoned content
Funny thing is I'm drinking seltzer water as he speaks and this was 10x funny
15 years later, and seltzer water is now a thing. You can't even keep people away with it, anymore.
Genius + Alien = Keith!
This is weirdly interesting.
My familys refrigerator looks like this. Been a fucking sad childhood
GARDEN CAKE 😂😂😂😂😂
haha you want some garden cake??
Maybe some Hippy Salad..
Good advice if you like keeping food in the fridge. Friends will end up ordering food for everybody when they come over too.
This video is all-time CZcams for me, up there with Bjork talking about her television.
Loving this in 2023😂😂😂
Whenever I feel down I watch this video and somehow feel inspired.
Funny as hell, yet so deep..
*starts crying while smiling*
Dude is a genius
Kool Keith is a visionary
WTF is an "oakridge cake?" 😂😂😭😭 Kool Keith is a fool!
Edit: I actually like seltzer water myself, it's good with a twist of lime. 👌
from the context, you probably don't want to know...
I'm pretty sure it's cake baked by the Oak ridge Boys
Asking the things we all wanted to ask, but forgot .
ngl I'm feeling more than a decent bit older than I am after watching this and reflecting upon the contents of my refrigerator
Those drinks could easily be a metaphor talking about people biting his styles over the years. People taking his hawaiian punch, people taking his tropicana etc.
Dickheads think he's just random and crazy but from what I've seen of him, he's a fucking smart guy and is probably a lot more calculated than you have the ability to see.
Yeah, to dumb people, a genius is the dumb one.
My cuz turned me on to this guy years ago. Incredible rapper. Truly eccentric but the funniest thing is that this guy seems insane and dumb- people would be dismissive. But he's pure genius. And this stuff in this bit coincidentally backed up by science and sociology.
what terms do i need to search to further grasp that science/sociology reference?
@@superultramega77 Reading the workings of the late Myra Right. A great introductory piece would be “Deez Nutz “🥜
@@chongli3007 represent what....DEEZ NUTS???
Kool Keith is a genius
pure unadulterated genius
WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING, KEITH?
Thanks for this wisdom Kool Keith, such an inspirational story
Sparkling water is the shit!
such an interesting dude
+Madkalibyr i heard girls like that
That oakridge cake tho
Who puts cereal in the refrigerator? My man, Kool Keith.
keith has been dope since the late 1970s. he is one of the pioneers of hiphop. amen
I live my whole life by this philosophy. Ezekiel bread, plain yogurt, lamb, liver, whole carrots, my roommates touch none of it lol
This is a really good point
What people don’t understand is Keith was talking about his style. He’s one of the greatest minds of our time.
Thats what I was saying as well everybody raps regular soda style while he is on seltzer water
What
@mitchvstoshiba it's true he's talkin about his raps ASWELL!!
Who else would be able to talk about throwing your stomach in the furnace?
omfg best interview ever.
this is why Kool Keith is (IMHO) one of the greatest rappers of all time. he freaks the shit out of anyone not crazy themselves. you gotta respect commitment.
Once in awhile this pops up in my feed and I’m not complaining.
How not to share 101 because you’re trying to be frugal . Masterclass
Have you tried the garden cake? It's magnificent!
That was a refrigerator full of healthy food and drink. Lol the diet yogurt got me lol
Great interview, I laughed so hard at some points :)
Wheat cookies sound oddly good😄
Currently have: distilled water, celery, pears, plain yogurt, strawberry cheesecake.
Best video on CZcams.
he was way ahead of the LaCroix craze
Yo God I made it to the end of this video it was really Interesting..Kool keith makes mad sense..Salute
thanks to keith, i'll never look at a 98 year old refrigerator the same way again.
some cake with peanuts all over it.. haahahahahaa
the fridge decoration was fuckin hilarious
Oakridge Cake...Garden Cake & Seltzer water in a 98 yr old refrigerator..now that was some healthy valuable information. Dope video!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
coulkd listen all day to kool keith sitting in a restaurant, talking about food in fridges
This dude's work is before my time. I will catch-up!!!