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  • Curb Your Enthusiasm - 1.06 - The Wire.
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  • @ronoccc
    @ronoccc Před 7 lety +1319

    "I can't do it because there's something wrong with my stomach, okay..." amazing delivery

    • @ZorbaTheDutch
      @ZorbaTheDutch Před 5 lety +63

      Amazing indeed, how he managed to get an entire STFU and GTHO in there, all at the same time!

    • @1ndadome
      @1ndadome Před 5 lety +9

      Love Larry David lol haha

    • @np1054
      @np1054 Před 5 lety +3

      whahhahaha yeah u tell her Larry!!!

    • @DinnerBells
      @DinnerBells Před 5 lety +9

      @@ZorbaTheDutch FUCK HIM

    • @Cryptokat
      @Cryptokat Před 4 lety +4

      it's so real - i'm sure many of us have been through this experience.

  • @manifestgtr
    @manifestgtr Před 4 lety +762

    That “house that Jerry Seinfeld built” line is brilliant.
    Subtle yet immediate annoyance for Larry

    • @bgs5712
      @bgs5712 Před 4 lety +48

      “Fuck, another annoying Seinfeld fan”

    • @boathousejoed9005
      @boathousejoed9005 Před 4 lety +5

      even I winced!

    • @cherlloydbycherlloyd3897
      @cherlloydbycherlloyd3897 Před 2 lety +16

      so disrespectful haha

    • @roycema
      @roycema Před 2 lety +3

      Subtle?

    • @GFAWapollo
      @GFAWapollo Před 2 lety +13

      "With his own hands" also seems like a comedic response but actually just confirms how annoyed he was by it lol

  • @juventusventuno9213
    @juventusventuno9213 Před 9 lety +642

    The anger on David's face on being shook down. Ouch

    • @solidoperative
      @solidoperative Před rokem +9

      The worst thing is, it did seem that Larry was genuinely considering it before he shook him down.

  • @ThePaperSun
    @ThePaperSun Před 6 lety +492

    I love how Cheryl reaches for Larry’s arm while the guy’s talking. She knows.

  • @sc8958
    @sc8958 Před 4 lety +133

    "IS HE OUT OF HIS F*%!ING MIND!!!"
    😂😂😂 Dead.

    • @jameshaggerty8348
      @jameshaggerty8348 Před 4 lety +1

      SC 89 couldn’t agree more

    • @larrywexner4163
      @larrywexner4163 Před 2 lety

      the turd needs human trafficking just to sign some papers that benefit someone else and cause him 0 harm or good.

  • @JoeyCanoodles
    @JoeyCanoodles Před 10 měsíci +14

    That rant at the end was for me one of the most golden moments of the show

  • @k4ir0s
    @k4ir0s Před 7 lety +361

    every scene of this show is gold
    gold Jerry, gold!

    • @mcbc4
      @mcbc4 Před 7 lety +12

      I just got a brand new Armani suit, doesn't fit me anymore. You want it?

    • @TheGodfather441
      @TheGodfather441 Před 7 lety +3

      Soup doesn't count as a meal Robert

    • @viseberg8527
      @viseberg8527 Před 7 lety +2

      You want bread? Three dollars!

    • @CerebralBuckets
      @CerebralBuckets Před 5 lety

      I think I’m gonna puke

    • @mrblaoblao6981
      @mrblaoblao6981 Před 5 lety +3

      They should call it Roundtine

  • @chumptown259
    @chumptown259 Před 6 lety +911

    Ah, I don't remember this episode of The Wire.

    • @matafiyd
      @matafiyd Před 6 lety +13

      The episode is called The Wire people. There was a wire they wanted to bury

    • @danielpatrick3761
      @danielpatrick3761 Před 6 lety +73

      Larry comin'

    • @howdj
      @howdj Před 5 lety +29

      @@matafiyd WHOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHH

    • @rcbigbob
      @rcbigbob Před 4 lety +32

      All in the game, Yo.

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith Před 4 lety +14

      Yo, do that casserole got some Honey Nut mixed in?

  • @Shinryuken15
    @Shinryuken15 Před 3 lety +107

    3:17 is my favourite LD expression. The blank stare is too good.

  • @animaginaryboy2
    @animaginaryboy2 Před 3 lety +34

    "I can't do it because there's something wrong with my stomach." I love that moment. He is so angry.

  • @fergusstewart178
    @fergusstewart178 Před 10 lety +390

    "I can't do it because there's something wrong with my stomach" Holy shit LD

  • @aroundandround
    @aroundandround Před 2 lety +37

    3:32 “Yeah, we’ll do they on the way out”. Cheryl knew that if she didn’t get them out right then, Larry would burst into flames.

  • @christoferprestipino7433
    @christoferprestipino7433 Před 3 lety +54

    This man (sweater) is one of the most loathsome characters on television, the actor is brilliant.

    • @zoltore23
      @zoltore23 Před rokem +1

      Oh stop. Cringe.

    • @IGNANT4LIFE
      @IGNANT4LIFE Před rokem +6

      @@zoltore23 did your parents give you up or something? your lover cheated on you? you failed at something you really wanted to succeed at? or were you just too scared to try? what makes what you are doing in these comments make sense? you have to just feel miserable or nothing on the inside. hope you figure it out and get happy with yourself. good luck.

    • @whyareyoutriggeredbro9048
      @whyareyoutriggeredbro9048 Před 10 měsíci +2

      ​@@IGNANT4LIFEThey hate things and hate that other people like them.

  • @atrjr3943
    @atrjr3943 Před 3 lety +58

    I love how as the show goes on Larry starts to speak his mind more. If this had happened in one of the later seasons that guy would be done for.

    • @rajeshkumar-mo8tx
      @rajeshkumar-mo8tx Před 2 lety +18

      It's much better like this. Larry in later seasons is too crazy and hyper

  • @valdobrov
    @valdobrov Před 4 lety +51

    I love how real early seasons of curb were

    • @BerserkerSloth
      @BerserkerSloth Před rokem +4

      Hands down the best ever. I can’t stand the new seasons tbh. The earlier ones seemed so much more natural.

  • @imadrifter
    @imadrifter Před 3 lety +21

    'I CAN'T DO IT BECAUSE I HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY
    *S T O M A C H* '
    All time best delivered LD line

  • @klina7645
    @klina7645 Před 4 lety +81

    I always crack up when Larry starts yelling 😄. Because a lot of the time I relate to him- he meets a LOT of jerks on the show. "What does he hope to gain from such a meeting?!?"

  • @zedking5569
    @zedking5569 Před 5 lety +64

    "I'd kill to have your casserole , I really would" LMAO

    • @zoltore23
      @zoltore23 Před rokem

      Oh stop. Cringe.

    • @IGNANT4LIFE
      @IGNANT4LIFE Před rokem +1

      @@zoltore23 did your parents give you up or something? your lover cheated on you? you failed at something you really wanted to succeed at? or were you just too scared to try? what makes what you are doing in these comments make sense? you have to just feel miserable or nothing on the inside. hope you figure it out and get happy with yourself. good luck.

  • @-__-_-_--__--_-__-_____--_-___

    I love how angry he got at the end

    • @vegancandy9570
      @vegancandy9570 Před 4 lety +1

      Me too! We almost never see him get that angry!!!

  • @ffp08
    @ffp08 Před 7 lety +317

    Larry's meltdown at the end

    • @larrywexner4163
      @larrywexner4163 Před 2 lety +10

      the rage from all the random people throughout his life trying to use him to meet seinfeld cast members in a quick burst.

    • @marvincool3744
      @marvincool3744 Před rokem

      He has every right to be angry about extortion

  • @BikiniDeathSquad
    @BikiniDeathSquad Před 7 lety +273

    3:45 haha the amount of disdain on display here is hilarious

    • @jamesfield1674
      @jamesfield1674 Před 4 lety

      I love Larry for that so well acted

    • @hamnchee
      @hamnchee Před 2 lety

      He Daniel Day Lewis'd that line so good.

  • @dylankane9709
    @dylankane9709 Před 6 lety +348

    FUUUUUUCK HIIIIM!!!!

  • @renhoek3851
    @renhoek3851 Před 3 lety +36

    As good as the later curbs are, for me they could never really top these sort of scenes, where the situation is a bit more subtle but still awkward. You know that Larry is so angry but he has to hold it in, which is more realistic for me.

    • @IGNANT4LIFE
      @IGNANT4LIFE Před 2 lety +1

      its like a real situation

    • @HipHopAn0n
      @HipHopAn0n Před rokem

      I will say I was pleasantly surprised at how good the latest Curb was. But yeah classics are the 👌

  • @Sankrityayan07
    @Sankrityayan07 Před 4 lety +45

    Of all the reprehensible characters on this show, this fucking guy is the king

  • @djmotise
    @djmotise Před 5 lety +111

    One of the very greatest moments in all of Curb. The patio scene could not have been better executed. Mind-blowing, considering they don't have a script.

    • @willmanning3819
      @willmanning3819 Před 3 lety +2

      Thats exactly right, I cant believe I dont see more comments mentioning that!

    • @zoltore23
      @zoltore23 Před rokem +2

      Oh stop. Cringe.

    • @IGNANT4LIFE
      @IGNANT4LIFE Před rokem +1

      @@zoltore23 did your parents give you up or something? your lover cheated on you? you failed at something you really wanted to succeed at? or were you just too scared to try? what makes what you are doing in these comments make sense? you have to just feel miserable or nothing on the inside. hope you figure it out and get happy with yourself. good luck.

  • @CurkusOnTheRoad
    @CurkusOnTheRoad Před 2 lety +6

    So Larrys response to his wife´s plea to "take a deep breath and calm down" is to turn his rage in to overdrive. God I love LD

  • @tipdub
    @tipdub Před 13 lety +61

    larry's neurosis and ranting power is off the charts :D

  • @johnnyblaze426
    @johnnyblaze426 Před 2 lety +5

    cracks me up when Cheryl tells Larry to take a deep breath and he comes back even more pissed lmfao

  • @jpope125
    @jpope125 Před 5 lety +83

    Larry had the right to get mad though

    • @MaximusR93
      @MaximusR93 Před 4 lety +4

      Leigh P. Most of the time he does

    • @larrywexner4163
      @larrywexner4163 Před 2 lety +1

      @@MaximusR93 opera singer did nothing wrong!

  • @jackpeters5608
    @jackpeters5608 Před 5 lety +65

    Sometime's you have to remember Larry's just a guy from Brooklyn and sometimes he's going to say some real shit from time to time.

  • @SnoopCatts
    @SnoopCatts Před 4 lety +23

    It's so hard to get anything ABSOLUTELY guaranteed , cuz you know, There's a lot of papers that need to be signed...🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @chrisfarris6909
    @chrisfarris6909 Před 6 lety +302

    The most annoying storyline they ever created. I hate those neighbors.

    • @djmotise
      @djmotise Před 5 lety +17

      And the most brilliant

    • @Pat4ever.
      @Pat4ever. Před 5 lety +76

      They’re awful characters, but great actors. As in, they’re intentionally made to be as insufferable as possible

    • @darklordojeda
      @darklordojeda Před 4 lety +7

      And somebody whining about a wire that was in their yard when they bought the house is pretty annoying too.

    • @andrewvincent7299
      @andrewvincent7299 Před 3 lety +10

      The guy here even shows up in a later season after they moved and Larry accidently broke his glasses lol

    • @Whateverworksism
      @Whateverworksism Před 3 lety +8

      "So you're going to REPLACE the glasses?"

  • @LSZreduction
    @LSZreduction Před 4 lety +12

    "Take a deep breath!"
    *Yelling intensifies*

  • @ArtVandelay-he3sz
    @ArtVandelay-he3sz Před 3 lety +8

    4:00 onward is one of my favorite "Larry raging" moments.

  • @ylianafranco9857
    @ylianafranco9857 Před 4 lety +9

    I love how they all stand around listening to the message! 🤣😂

  • @SkillLevel0
    @SkillLevel0 Před 5 lety +29

    "And I will MOVE! Do you understand me? I will MOVE before I make that phone call! MOVE! "

  • @EricFalch
    @EricFalch Před 5 lety +25

    Pinnacle of everyday mundane hypocrisy. Love it.

  • @michaelburke7742
    @michaelburke7742 Před 5 lety +59

    From his sweater to her scarve someone just shoot me.

  • @mpgallogly
    @mpgallogly Před 4 lety +57

    They need to get Bill Burr on this show asap for a who gets crazier scene.

  • @reflection8578
    @reflection8578 Před 4 lety +8

    The house that Jerry built. I would be planing my revenge after the wire is down.

  • @antichavista82
    @antichavista82 Před 4 lety +10

    "So hard to get anything guaranteed" 😆😆

  • @qataribananahamock1495
    @qataribananahamock1495 Před rokem +2

    ‘With his own hands’ 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Matt-it9qx
    @Matt-it9qx Před 5 lety +10

    Never seen Larry this mad!

  • @EddieSpaghetti555
    @EddieSpaghetti555 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Dean is perfect at being passive aggressive and insufferable, great subtle acting.

  • @stixnfeet7818
    @stixnfeet7818 Před 4 lety +8

    3:55 Total look of anger and distain

  • @zivaray
    @zivaray Před 3 měsíci +1

    That shake down was hilarious

  • @brigham2250
    @brigham2250 Před 4 lety +12

    Larry David can read a tube of toothpaste and make it entertaining.

  • @YKDSGN
    @YKDSGN Před 4 lety +2

    Beautiful depiction of what's going in my head why I see any fans ever losing their shit about someone.

  • @skipads5141
    @skipads5141 Před 2 lety +3

    The Wire and Curb Your Enthusiasm should've traded end credit music for a week.

  • @NeilKopicki
    @NeilKopicki Před 4 lety +1

    I don't know why, but Larry pointing his tooth brush around at the end cracks me up.

  • @MichaelMikeMcgregor
    @MichaelMikeMcgregor Před 12 lety +6

    So NICE to meet you.!

  • @logicalblackman8228
    @logicalblackman8228 Před rokem +1

    Right when they were talking Julia Louis-Dreyfus, I was checking my emails and saw an email from her lol.

  • @michaelc4225
    @michaelc4225 Před 10 lety +48

    "Jeeesus Christ!"

  • @Bacnow
    @Bacnow Před 5 lety +78

    That lawyer just lost two wealthy clients while attempting to strong arm Larry! Extortion-minded Scum suckers like this would cause even the most level headed person to flip out!

    • @Danny-no7jp
      @Danny-no7jp Před 4 lety

      Well, he didn't end up losing Jeff - LD ended up referring him anyway

  • @PaulTraces
    @PaulTraces Před 3 měsíci

    They way he says ‘Jeeesus Christ’ when he sees the wire is not just good, it’s not just brilliant it’s sublime

  • @Thigrandil
    @Thigrandil Před 5 lety +14

    You wanna get the wire out of the way? START LOOKING FOR A HOUSE!!!!! 😂🤣😁🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamesfield1674
    @jamesfield1674 Před 4 lety +8

    3:45 how I want to talk to my boss

  • @Ethan-ck8rk
    @Ethan-ck8rk Před rokem +1

    Those last 10 seconds are so good🤣

  • @1ndadome
    @1ndadome Před 5 lety +1

    I love this show!!

  • @danielmurzellotheunknownma7481

    Amazing and very interesting show..
    Always fun to watch anytime..
    Super like👌👌👌
    Do keep posting
    Warm regards and best👍💯 wishes
    The UnknownManCub 👍😎👨‍🏭

  • @golds04
    @golds04 Před 3 lety +4

    Would love to see LD do hamlet. I don’t know why- but bet it would be weird and fascinating.

  • @emmbee6552
    @emmbee6552 Před 5 lety +9

    3:46 FUNNIEST LINE EVER

  • @davewalker898
    @davewalker898 Před 2 lety +1

    Great episode

  • @windx9
    @windx9 Před 2 lety +1

    "I will move... MOVE" 😂

  • @401RISaint
    @401RISaint Před 6 lety +1

    SO nice!!!!

  • @Astianax27
    @Astianax27 Před rokem +1

    ''What does he expect to gain from such a meeting'' lol

  • @IGNANT4LIFE
    @IGNANT4LIFE Před 2 lety +1

    "I don't say I think I can make something happen...I can make somethin' happen." holy shit! lmfao.

    • @zoltore23
      @zoltore23 Před rokem +1

      Yes, he said that, Einstein.

    • @IGNANT4LIFE
      @IGNANT4LIFE Před 8 měsíci

      oh shit, you went through all these comments to make hater/negative troll posts?! lmao. No wonder. if you got that much free time and this is what you use it for, no wonder you hurting on the inside. Hope shit gets better. You'll be happier if you spend more time trying to be positive/supportive/happy. doesn't mean external negative shit won't happen that you can't control, but choosing to be involved in all that negativity is going to leave you uncomfortable and on edge but not know why. @@zoltore23

  • @hailboognish
    @hailboognish Před 6 lety +1

    "are they gonna start emailing each other? summer vacation? IS HE OUT OF HIS FUCKING MIND"

  • @KenJohnsonMusic
    @KenJohnsonMusic Před 5 lety +3

    I'm sooooo in love with Cheryl Hines.

    • @mustafam956
      @mustafam956 Před 3 lety +1

      Before she froze her face with Botox, she could be expressive and relatable

  • @bigpete7865
    @bigpete7865 Před 6 lety

    "IS HE OUT OF HIS FUCKING MIND!" XD amazing delivery

  • @drodriguez3293
    @drodriguez3293 Před 4 lety +28

    the nerve of this guy to listen in on the voicemail and then leverage Larry into this weird fan fantasy

  • @Vanessinha91Pucca
    @Vanessinha91Pucca Před 7 lety +4

    I'm with Larry!

  • @Kathersen
    @Kathersen Před 2 lety +3

    Back when Larry and Cheryl were the power couple of audacity

  • @Heisenbrick
    @Heisenbrick Před 4 lety

    I loved the last lines

  • @max-fj7np
    @max-fj7np Před 5 lety +9

    What does he expect to gain from such a meeting?

  • @aroundandround
    @aroundandround Před rokem +3

    Pretty sure something like this actually happened in Larry’s real life.

  • @Whoopdido777
    @Whoopdido777 Před rokem +4

    I love his rant at the end. Once again Larry was right. Why would a 40 something year old man be so obsessed about meeting Julia and would he really expect them to become friends and start spending time together especially considering both of them were married and Julia, at least had one kid?

    • @zoltore23
      @zoltore23 Před rokem +1

      Oh stop. Cringe.

    • @Whoopdido777
      @Whoopdido777 Před rokem

      @@zoltore23 Huh? And by the way, nothing is cringier than saying cringe.

    • @IGNANT4LIFE
      @IGNANT4LIFE Před rokem

      @@zoltore23 did your parents give you up or something? your lover cheated on you? you failed at something you really wanted to succeed at? or were you just too scared to try? what makes what you are doing in these comments make sense? you have to just feel miserable or nothing on the inside. hope you figure it out and get happy with yourself. good luck.

  • @MrDavital1
    @MrDavital1 Před 4 lety +1

    The lawyer guy is hilarious!!

  • @hankkingsley9183
    @hankkingsley9183 Před 2 lety +1

    "What does he expect to gain from such a meeting?!?"

    • @zoltore23
      @zoltore23 Před rokem +1

      Yes, he said that, Einstein.

  • @OldCouches
    @OldCouches Před 4 lety +5

    I don’t understand how Larry is so good at acting during this scene.

  • @Julio-it1pl
    @Julio-it1pl Před 6 lety +27

    a lot of people sue me

  • @heelmoxley365
    @heelmoxley365 Před 5 měsíci

    Obsessed with Larry’s line delivery

  • @mrjackelbox4418
    @mrjackelbox4418 Před 2 lety

    You cut that scream off perfectly

  • @chrissy9153
    @chrissy9153 Před 3 lety +1

    I feel like I have a Cheryl and a Larry in my head and they always argue

  • @bgs5712
    @bgs5712 Před 4 lety +4

    A business manager with clients like Larry doesn’t have a lawyer?? Never understood that one, even for the sake of the scene/joke

  • @bigtravis6159
    @bigtravis6159 Před 5 lety +4

    I’ve had Chocolate ChoCho
    and I got no complaints

  • @adammartin4472
    @adammartin4472 Před 5 lety +6

    Say what like about Dean, but that guy's got integrity.

  • @AnselmeHueber
    @AnselmeHueber Před 4 lety +1

    The way this nice civil conversations turns to psychotic madness is made from the same material that Stephen King uses.

  • @MikeTheD
    @MikeTheD Před 4 lety +21

    This was blatant quid pro quo and I'm literally shaking with rage

  • @chandlerrodgers5415
    @chandlerrodgers5415 Před 4 lety

    My late grandmas quilt looks exactly like this mans shirt

  • @GroverTmuldoon
    @GroverTmuldoon Před rokem

    The last ten seconds kills me everytime-friends,phone,dinner,movies,emails,summer vacations IS HE OUT OF HIS FUCKING MIND !!!😂

  • @PANIKKroom_podcast
    @PANIKKroom_podcast Před 4 lety +1

    Yo I love JLD too tho I ain’t gone even lie.

  • @cpl.geckell6355
    @cpl.geckell6355 Před 4 lety +12

    I feel like this is how the Ukraine call went

  • @systemicchaos3921
    @systemicchaos3921 Před 7 lety +1

    "So nice!" XD

  • @MR.__G
    @MR.__G Před 10 lety +4

    Great.... Greeeaat!!! Lmaoooo

  • @coffeefish
    @coffeefish Před 5 lety +5

    Larry thought he could get utility lines moved with a little sweet talk.

    • @bernamej
      @bernamej Před 5 lety

      Actually you make a good point !

    • @neontime8507
      @neontime8507 Před 4 lety

      Well no reasonable person would refuse such a fair request

    • @coffeefish
      @coffeefish Před 4 lety

      @@neontime8507 But Larry is a little creepy.

    • @neontime8507
      @neontime8507 Před 4 lety

      coffeefish how do you mean?

    • @coffeefish
      @coffeefish Před 4 lety

      @@neontime8507 He is a little odd and annoying. Like just below the surface,,,he might be a bad person.

  • @hunterwyatt6881
    @hunterwyatt6881 Před 5 lety

    "...Has he LOST HIS FUCKING MIND!?"
    🤣

  • @pdude239
    @pdude239 Před 2 lety +1

    SUMMER VACATIONS? IS HE OUT OF HIS FUCKING MIND?!?!?!!?

  • @mitchellcumsteen9220
    @mitchellcumsteen9220 Před 5 lety

    That guy’s sweater, Holy shit!!

  • @vantheman1238
    @vantheman1238 Před rokem +1

    Cheryl is out of order here making Larry do something against his will.