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  • Mark Goldbridge best bits as Bayern beat Man United 4-3
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  • @BOH-28
    @BOH-28 Před 9 měsíci +3031

    Salah terrorized United so bad that it gave Goldbridge PTSD 😭😭

    • @peterwarren6814
      @peterwarren6814 Před 9 měsíci +13

      lol

    • @antwango
      @antwango Před 9 měsíci +115

      you know whats going to happen when LFC play Utd Salah and Nunez will smell blood like last time!!! 9 - 0!!!!!! BRING IT!!!!!

    • @johngilbert7941
      @johngilbert7941 Před 9 měsíci +37

      Easy tiger United are a spent force, Ten Hag will be out by christmas😂😂😂

    • @Bazooka183
      @Bazooka183 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@johngilbert7941Shite team and manager.

    • @Bazooka183
      @Bazooka183 Před 9 měsíci

      "Rasmus, Rasmus, Rasmus"......what a fkn muppet.
      You really want him to do well after the amount you paid for him, don't you 😁

  • @Jord97x
    @Jord97x Před 9 měsíci +831

    So used to Salah ripping his team to shreds Mark is now seeing his face everywhere

    • @samuraibirds917
      @samuraibirds917 Před 9 měsíci +14

      Salah for Man United is what Yoriichi was to Muzan. His cells were even traumatized and got PTSD that Daki trembled in fear when she fought Tanjiro. Simirlarly how Goldbridge even remembers Salah's destruction when playing against Bayern.

    • @rellrylio5567
      @rellrylio5567 Před 9 měsíci

      @@samuraibirds917looooool

    • @shogun0810
      @shogun0810 Před 9 měsíci +7

      ​@@samuraibirds917a demon Slayer reference in a Mark Gold bridge video is the last thing I was expecting

    • @muhammadeyssa23648
      @muhammadeyssa23648 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@samuraibirds917 Who’s talking or cares about Demon Slayer?

    • @joeyloll
      @joeyloll Před 2 měsíci

      He was clearly referring to it you mong​@@muhammadeyssa23648

  • @obiwankenobi7425
    @obiwankenobi7425 Před 9 měsíci +2028

    Great goal by Salah😂

    • @KillerKollar
      @KillerKollar Před 9 měsíci +159

      Klopp loaned Salah to Bayern for one match just to annoy United fans 😂

    • @rax1977
      @rax1977 Před 9 měsíci +138

      Have some sympathy. Him and Man Utd fans gotten real used to Salah embarrassing them, such an easy mistake for him to make! 😂

    • @JohanCruyff-the-Dutch-GOAT
      @JohanCruyff-the-Dutch-GOAT Před 9 měsíci +35

      @@rax1977trauma but it’s too funny😂

    • @arpussupra
      @arpussupra Před 9 měsíci +43

      Mark has PTSD from him

    • @shiftytaco8688
      @shiftytaco8688 Před 9 měsíci +4

      Haha classicbridge, if he’s not getting the scorers wrong he’s getting the fixtures wrong! ‘Chelsea away at Stamford bridge against Chelsea’

  • @ramayahallagan.k5213
    @ramayahallagan.k5213 Před 9 měsíci +556

    'henry the 8th fc'
    'headless chickens fc'
    'Erikson=Uber, be there in 5 minutes'
    'Your blody heels are kickin your ar'se, crapperst run I've ever seen'
    'garden gnomes on pills'
    'Bag of cement '
    'dead sloth whose last meal was concrete pancake'
    OMG- You're a legend Mark 😂😂😂😂

    • @XJokermanX
      @XJokermanX Před 9 měsíci +16

      I wanna know if he thinks of these and then uses them has a list

    • @Bomberman60001
      @Bomberman60001 Před 9 měsíci +24

      "Ronnie Pickering fc"

    • @Leo-hs4xx
      @Leo-hs4xx Před 9 měsíci +11

      It’s garden gnomes not hose 😂

    • @2SideshowBob
      @2SideshowBob Před 9 měsíci +5

      Concrete pancake

    • @isaac2k530
      @isaac2k530 Před 9 měsíci +6

      the last one lmfaooo 💀

  • @hoarder1919
    @hoarder1919 Před 9 měsíci +78

    1:36 Salah living rent free in Mark's head

    • @rax1977
      @rax1977 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Have some sympathy. Him and Man Utd fans gotten real used to Salah embarrassing them, such an easy mistake for him to make! 😂

  • @andreipetrenko2422
    @andreipetrenko2422 Před 9 měsíci +182

    André Onana is quickly turning into Harry Maguire with gloves.

    • @Normallyneil
      @Normallyneil Před 9 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Footyx888
      @Footyx888 Před 9 měsíci +3

      That's karma for the first game 😂

    • @stejabrayaga
      @stejabrayaga Před 9 měsíci

      Martinez and Lindelof are the best defensive partnership in Europe.

  • @localidiot5136
    @localidiot5136 Před 9 měsíci +338

    "Defending like garden gnomes on sleeping pills" Love it

    • @redboyjan
      @redboyjan Před 9 měsíci +2

      Harsh on gnomes that

  • @kingsleycy3450
    @kingsleycy3450 Před 9 měsíci +661

    Mark’s current stance on Onana is reminding me of the early Maguire days, when he's still hanging onto the hope that he will get good despite some glaring flaws

    • @IncredibleMet
      @IncredibleMet Před 9 měsíci +38

      Man United just ruin players.

    • @Ronnny77
      @Ronnny77 Před 9 měsíci +86

      Except onana has played a ucl final and is nominated for uefa poty
      Whereas maguire was a prem player

    • @livelyosprey
      @livelyosprey Před 9 měsíci +4

      Big Dave clear

    • @superbantam523
      @superbantam523 Před 9 měsíci +3

      His first ever maguire video saying he was a great signing

    • @jamesbong4928
      @jamesbong4928 Před 9 měsíci +7

      Maguire was exceptional until he joined Man U, that's why they payed 85 million for him. One of England's best players too...

  • @Mynamic_Delon_5654
    @Mynamic_Delon_5654 Před 9 měsíci +858

    1:35 BAYERN MUNICH 1-0 MANCHESTER UNITED Leroy Sane 28'
    3:10 BAYERN MUNICH 2-0 MANCHESTER UNITED Serge Gnabry 32'
    4:32 BAYERN MUNICH 2-1 MANCHESTER UNITED Rasmus Hoijlund 49'
    6:04 BAYERN MUNICH 3-1 MANCHESTER UNITED Harry Kane 52' (pen)
    8:13 BAYERN MUNICH 3-2 MANCHESTER UNITED Casemiro 88'
    8:52 BAYERN HIT THE POST!
    9:05 BAYERN MUNICH 4-2 MANCHESTER UNITED Tel 90+2'
    10:00 BAYERN MUNICH 4-3 MANCHESTER UNITED Casemiro 90+5'

    • @avashsewram5817
      @avashsewram5817 Před 9 měsíci +35

      Andre is sadly looking like the Cameroonian Karius....absolutely criminal to have a howler like that in this competition....😢

    • @fakethiscrap2083
      @fakethiscrap2083 Před 9 měsíci +12

      See what happens when you dont renew de geas contract and buy another defender or cdm. And then buy onana next season

    • @Yuel9010
      @Yuel9010 Před 9 měsíci +6

      Appreciate it bro thanks for highlighting

    • @JoseMoreno-bf7rf
      @JoseMoreno-bf7rf Před 9 měsíci +11

      I though it was salah who scored the first goal

    • @ashsr8783
      @ashsr8783 Před 9 měsíci +8

      3:10 2-1 to Manchester united apparently

  • @irishgunner9152
    @irishgunner9152 Před 9 měsíci +814

    I want to live in a world where Goldbridge presents match of the day.

    • @XJokermanX
      @XJokermanX Před 9 měsíci +18

      Not present, does the commentary for the silly goals

    • @Parkerlee1000
      @Parkerlee1000 Před 9 měsíci +4

      In an alternative universe its Goldbridge on Match of the Day.

    • @Cabdrum1
      @Cabdrum1 Před 9 měsíci +4

      Hilarious comment 👍 It would be like his token CZcamsr show on @talkadvert where regardless which match is playing he'd talk about Man Utd.

    • @talktomefrosty3217
      @talktomefrosty3217 Před 9 měsíci +2

      We could never be that lucky.

    • @davidpeters3857
      @davidpeters3857 Před 9 měsíci +1

      👀

  • @BlueGorilla111
    @BlueGorilla111 Před 9 měsíci +34

    Goldbridge is another reason we all want united to keep on struggling and misfiring 😂 the gift that keeps on giving!

  • @Reclusive247
    @Reclusive247 Před 9 měsíci +80

    Onana seems to have the stopping power of a hologram.

    • @simongumn3154
      @simongumn3154 Před 9 měsíci

      Was in my fpl and went after week 2. How I thought utd might have a defence I don't know...sorry football gods.

    • @stejabrayaga
      @stejabrayaga Před 9 měsíci

      Lindelof seems to have an uncle working in the recruitment department

  • @rax1977
    @rax1977 Před 9 měsíci +169

    At this rate Onana is going to have even more funny and lengthy bloopers compilations than De Gea does on CZcams! 😂

    • @bibek215
      @bibek215 Před 9 měsíci +18

      That too in just 7 matches he played while one played for 10+ years

    • @milelowry5247
      @milelowry5247 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@bibek215bro same team, 13 goals at the moment.
      David de gea last year best clean sheet.
      ridiculous this goalkeeper and trainer.

    • @prohanta9360
      @prohanta9360 Před 9 měsíci +13

      degea proved that he still could be golden gloves winner and kept united relevant for years behind players like phil jones and maguire while onana already becoming laughing stock behind players like licha and lindelof. if the team still like this, onana could make same length of funny video in his 1st season as degea in 12 years 😂

    • @umarm.samiullah9591
      @umarm.samiullah9591 Před 9 měsíci +1

      I was sad because they have De gea no more and Maguire is not a starter.
      But fortunately the entertainment continues

    • @stejabrayaga
      @stejabrayaga Před 9 měsíci

      Imagine Martinez and Lindelof infront of Ederson or Allison.

  • @hksy2k
    @hksy2k Před 9 měsíci +138

    Bayern weren't even good. They were missing sitters.

    • @darnellalexander5818
      @darnellalexander5818 Před 9 měsíci +40

      And scored 4 that’s scary 😭

    • @DarkWolf-vp9ph
      @DarkWolf-vp9ph Před 9 měsíci +1

      Cry

    • @KilluaYT420
      @KilluaYT420 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@darnellalexander58183 were free goals tbh

    • @hi-ls6lt
      @hi-ls6lt Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@NelmesPhillipshow?

    • @Khqra
      @Khqra Před 9 měsíci +2

      ​@@NelmesPhillipsYou can play bad and still have chances????????
      Plus every team has different standards.

  • @ibby195
    @ibby195 Před 9 měsíci +126

    Salah still haunts goldbridge to this day 😂😂

  • @iwtbrnk
    @iwtbrnk Před 9 měsíci +137

    1:36 lfc rent free in his head🤣🤣🤣

    • @rax1977
      @rax1977 Před 9 měsíci +17

      Have some sympathy. Him and Man Utd fans gotten real used to Salah embarrassing them, such an easy mistake for him to make! 😂

    • @ELOELO7
      @ELOELO7 Před 9 měsíci

      Why are u both here. This was a champions league match not Europa league.

    • @JS310
      @JS310 Před 9 měsíci +17

      @@ELOELO7 See you there soon pal

    • @iwtbrnk
      @iwtbrnk Před 9 měsíci +6

      @@ELOELO7 give it 5 more games and y'all won't even be in a European competition 🤣🤣

    • @ELOELO7
      @ELOELO7 Před 9 měsíci

      @@iwtbrnk at least we’re in it

  • @samkhan5661
    @samkhan5661 Před 9 měsíci +308

    How Bayern took their foot off the pedal in the second half ..if it wasn't for the cross bar and posts, it would be atleast 8

    • @shinichikudoz
      @shinichikudoz Před 9 měsíci +31

      Goalpost is man utd 12 man 😂

    • @rohHitnaik
      @rohHitnaik Před 9 měsíci +23

      Only one team can concede 8 against them

    • @lilwaffles714
      @lilwaffles714 Před 9 měsíci +2

      ​@@rohHitnaikI agree, only Liverpool could do that to United

    • @sunnydforfree7145
      @sunnydforfree7145 Před 9 měsíci

      Bayern hit the post twice, and they were worse than us when it came to converting their 19 shots, in contrast to us, who only had 9 shots. You and the other 90 twats seriously need to start watching football matches instead of highlights and reels. Ya'll look dumb.

    • @Samito07
      @Samito07 Před 9 měsíci +16

      ​@@rohHitnaik8-2 agree with you, but you are speaking facts

  • @joecrutwell2577
    @joecrutwell2577 Před 9 měsíci +88

    "That's what happens when it's raining, you get hit by thunder" - Weatherbridge

    • @Anglo-Saxon-Glory
      @Anglo-Saxon-Glory Před 9 měsíci +1

      So the lightning is OK, its the thunder we actually need to be concerned about?

    • @andros1486
      @andros1486 Před 8 měsíci

      weather works a little differently in Manchester

  • @Redsunns
    @Redsunns Před 9 měsíci +40

    When Man Utd conceded, it's poor defence by Man Utd. When Man Utd scored, it's a great goal and good play by Man Utd. - Mark Goldbridge

  • @benjammin9471
    @benjammin9471 Před 9 měsíci +23

    "Onana will change the way we play"
    Yep

    • @jameswoolford2698
      @jameswoolford2698 Před 9 měsíci +1

      He seems awful already

    • @stejabrayaga
      @stejabrayaga Před 9 měsíci +1

      Lindelof wouldn’t be and Martinez wouldn’t be squad players for City or Liverpool.

  • @Mrlonefighter
    @Mrlonefighter Před 9 měsíci +180

    Goldbridge reacting to a Manchester United loss might be the best football content on CZcams currently 😅

    • @betadecay6503
      @betadecay6503 Před 9 měsíci +12

      Well lucky for you it happens most weeks

    • @LilHazTV
      @LilHazTV Před 9 měsíci +12

      We’ve had 3 in a row 😂😂

    • @yukm0uth
      @yukm0uth Před 9 měsíci +1

      Flying pig united is the best united fan streamer hands down.

    • @Mrlonefighter
      @Mrlonefighter Před 9 měsíci

      @@yukm0uth didn't expect United fans to watch these videos lol

    • @yukm0uth
      @yukm0uth Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@Mrlonefighter I'm an LFC fan. Loving the united streams tho. 😂👍

  • @96s40
    @96s40 Před 9 měsíci +318

    My memory of Onana from Ajax was the howler he had against Liverpool when Jones scored. He has been massively overhyped but is not an elite keeper. Far from it; he’s error-prone… You’ll see.

    • @antwango
      @antwango Před 9 měsíci +8

      lol we're not blind ya know XDDDDD

    • @ramayahallagan.k5213
      @ramayahallagan.k5213 Před 9 měsíci +66

      Everyone knew what he was except..of coz MUFC.

    • @Jake-vh6jp
      @Jake-vh6jp Před 9 měsíci +4

      We've already seen

    • @areyousur3
      @areyousur3 Před 9 měsíci +15

      His stats had him at 10th in the Italian league. Over overrr rated

    • @hannanhaziq5068
      @hannanhaziq5068 Před 9 měsíci +14

      He looked good in inter because of the inter defensive line and tactical..in an open defense like manutd he seems a downgrade from de Gea..manutd need a very good shot stopper GK..they should spend huge for oblak..he is the best shotstopper keeper in the world beside alisson and cortois..

  • @ballzinwadder
    @ballzinwadder Před 9 měsíci +30

    Salah’s done it again😂

    • @grilledtuna2744
      @grilledtuna2744 Před 9 měsíci +1

      First player to score in a competition he's not even in

  • @Vick-07
    @Vick-07 Před 9 měsíci +29

    “Like a dead sloth whose last meal was a concrete pancake😭”

  • @jacklowe3037
    @jacklowe3037 Před 9 měsíci +22

    Where are the de gea haters now. Onana is a pass merchant. Don’t care how good his passes are, I’ll take a keeper that can keep the ball out of his net.

  • @chino_fyb
    @chino_fyb Před 9 měsíci +33

    salah still haunts him 😭

  • @themarimo3324
    @themarimo3324 Před 9 měsíci +86

    Alphonso's tackle on Pellistri was so clean it would've been robbery if it was a penalty.

    • @J040PL7
      @J040PL7 Před 9 měsíci +3

      It was madness, cirgical tackle.

    • @karimmoorad4128
      @karimmoorad4128 Před 9 měsíci +1

      From behind between Pellistri's feet. Anywhere else it's a foul. But I'm not crying about it, united deserved to lose

    • @Kitcho771
      @Kitcho771 Před 9 měsíci

      He went through him to get the ball? How is that clean

    • @bandito6782
      @bandito6782 Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@J040PL7 "cirgical" 😂😂😂

    • @GamingRobioto
      @GamingRobioto Před 9 měsíci +4

      It was an unbelievable and 100% legal tackle. Take your rose tinted glasses off

  • @eL--RaL
    @eL--RaL Před 9 měsíci +143

    United fans are gonna say they are winning the Champions league becuz they scored 3 goals today

    • @MSH2113
      @MSH2113 Před 9 měsíci +28

      Absolutely nothing to be happy about, they lost to a team that didn’t take them seriously and were messing about for the last 20 minutes

    • @ifiwas195
      @ifiwas195 Před 9 měsíci

      Please tell us who you support?

    • @Lardydar
      @Lardydar Před 9 měsíci +9

      @@ifiwas195probably a crap team but at least he got ball knowledge

    • @AKA_MAZZA
      @AKA_MAZZA Před 9 měsíci +10

      We're gonna win the Champions League because we scored 3 past Bayern!!
      Said no one ever.

    • @JohanCruyff-the-Dutch-GOAT
      @JohanCruyff-the-Dutch-GOAT Před 9 měsíci

      Go look at the club’s reaction😂😂😂! Hell once they beat Copenhagen and or galatasary noise pollution from them will increase

  • @Jordan-ti9oc
    @Jordan-ti9oc Před 9 měsíci +14

    Onana is the biggest meme in the PL

  • @mikelowrey9401
    @mikelowrey9401 Před 9 měsíci +25

    Played well for 20minutes FC

  • @ralphjones5856
    @ralphjones5856 Před 9 měsíci +21

    Never gets old watching him rant after a goal against United, hilarious

  • @user-ut6sj9vg5x
    @user-ut6sj9vg5x Před 9 měsíci +46

    When the match was 3-1, United were lucky it didn’t end 5-1, Bayern missed a lot of chances. The match ended 4-3 because Ulreich was poor, conceded 3 out of 4 shots on target. Onana made a huge mistake but kept United in the game.

    • @darnellalexander5818
      @darnellalexander5818 Před 9 měsíci

      Exactly

    • @alexandrosmironis6093
      @alexandrosmironis6093 Před 9 měsíci

      From all of chances[after 3-1] only 1 was on the target,that was one of the easiest to stop a keeper,onana kept nothing.Also the third goal is GiFT from ericksen

    • @user-ut6sj9vg5x
      @user-ut6sj9vg5x Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@alexandrosmironis6093 Bayern had 7 shots on target in the second half, Onana made 5 saves, one of those was world class.

    • @alexandrosmironis6093
      @alexandrosmironis6093 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@user-ut6sj9vg5x nope all was easy saves,onana is overrated

    • @user-ut6sj9vg5x
      @user-ut6sj9vg5x Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@alexandrosmironis6093 I don’t like Onana all that much, but his save on Chuopo Moting’s shot in the 78th minute was great, can’t deny that. United should’ve been slaughtered yesterday for the club to take some drastic decisions and make huge changes. Now they got 7 easy games before Man City.

  • @DonWan47
    @DonWan47 Před 9 měsíci +21

    Inject it into my veins. Mark does the best rants 😂😂😂😂

  • @Doomguy879
    @Doomguy879 Před 9 měsíci +8

    As soon as every Man U game ends
    The fans immediately swarm to see Goldbridge's reaction

  • @axelovingguy
    @axelovingguy Před 9 měsíci +6

    Goldbridge sounding more like Alan Partridge every video.

  • @markhutchison8343
    @markhutchison8343 Před 9 měsíci +53

    The bad thing about it finishing 4-3 is it makes it look like utd were in it. They weren't. And Bayern didn't get out of 2nd gear. Biggest issue with utd is Rashford and Fernandes. Rashford's decision making is awful and Fernandes isn't a leader. Garnacho is a player though.

    • @estebanrojas2349
      @estebanrojas2349 Před 9 měsíci +2

      What really gets me is the fact that Ten Hag said that they scored 3 goals at Munich, so they at least deserved one point… like common you played like shit be honest you deserved nothing

    • @deepak842009
      @deepak842009 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@estebanrojas2349Also he literally insulted Davies. You go on and insult your own players but now that's not enough for you?

  • @Fras77
    @Fras77 Před 9 měsíci +13

    6:09 Priceless. “Your run is rubbish mate!”

  • @keeganmurphy1
    @keeganmurphy1 Před 9 měsíci +6

    “It’s like an Uber, I’ll be there in 5 minutes” sent me 😂😂😂

  • @ItsJesssee
    @ItsJesssee Před 9 měsíci +269

    Hojlund is actually a proper striker he just needs more creators surrounding him

    • @tommurphy3544
      @tommurphy3544 Před 9 měsíci +15

      Utd need to buy proven stars like harry kane not potential

    • @flyingunpan50
      @flyingunpan50 Před 9 měsíci

      No they don't harry kane is only a short term buy@@tommurphy3544

    • @lukecothran4884
      @lukecothran4884 Před 9 měsíci

      @@tommurphy3544bought proven stars for the past decade and look where that has gotten us

    • @XJokermanX
      @XJokermanX Před 9 měsíci +6

      We need someone like kvaraskelia, someone like odergard

    • @levels1752
      @levels1752 Před 9 měsíci +31

      @@tommurphy3544it would be the same for Kane, shite service you’ve got inexperienced youth, greedy rashford who loses the ball 8/10 times or shoots, pretty much 1 creative midfielder

  • @eliassaratsis
    @eliassaratsis Před 9 měsíci +6

    Goldbridge mood in this game is 📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉

  • @al.n.darodda6183
    @al.n.darodda6183 Před 9 měsíci +7

    Every week.
    Comedy Gold 😂

  • @mxttyuyt2374
    @mxttyuyt2374 Před 9 měsíci +4

    9:10 "we have bloody conceded again, you couldn't write it"
    Erm you definitely could with this team 😂

    • @stejabrayaga
      @stejabrayaga Před 9 měsíci

      You couldn’t write the timing of this comment 😂

  • @anthonyrivera2306
    @anthonyrivera2306 Před 9 měsíci +18

    Imagine taking Onana over renewing De Gea.

    • @TheXxaddictxX
      @TheXxaddictxX Před 9 měsíci +1

      Yes, I loved DDG, but his time was up. As much as he is the better shot stopper, his weakness was there for all to see. Onana is playing in a weaker defence at the moment and is settling in.
      He will come good, no doubt. Not that his done a lot wrong. Most goalies have one or two of those errors a season we will judge him at the end of the season. Thank you very much.

    • @jameswoolford2698
      @jameswoolford2698 Před 9 měsíci

      I know right. DDG was better than the new boy Onana...

    • @shogun0810
      @shogun0810 Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@@TheXxaddictxXMost goalies? I don't think so and especially if you're the man utd goal keeper. Some proper cognitive dissonance to not recognise the walking disaster that is ONana

  • @scottiramage317
    @scottiramage317 Před 9 měsíci +81

    Imagine thinking Onana is an upgrade on De Gea. 😂😂😂

    • @ChappersLaNoCry
      @ChappersLaNoCry Před 9 měsíci +7

      He would be if the midfield and Defense were good.

    • @andreipetrenko2422
      @andreipetrenko2422 Před 9 měsíci +12

      @@ChappersLaNoCry If the midfield and the defence were good, de Gea would concede about 7-8 goals per season and MU would have won Premier League before Christmas.

    • @hardonobong2190
      @hardonobong2190 Před 9 měsíci +16

      ​@@ChappersLaNoCryevery average keeper will be look good if they have excellent defensive midfield and solid defender.

    • @milelowry5247
      @milelowry5247 Před 9 měsíci +6

      @@ChappersLaNoCry hahahah de gea had phil jones and maguire, onana has licha and lindelof.
      Shut up bro

    • @ChappersLaNoCry
      @ChappersLaNoCry Před 9 měsíci

      @@andreipetrenko2422 Aside from the fact that De gea can't pass the ball more than 2ft and that was evident in the City vs United Fa cup final. City's backup goalkeeper was far superior to De gea.

  • @OffMetaProfessor
    @OffMetaProfessor Před 9 měsíci +6

    Onana doing his best impression of Claudio Bravos debut premier league season.

  • @UnknownUser_10
    @UnknownUser_10 Před 9 měsíci +61

    That result was very flattering in the end. Should have ended like 6-2 in favor of Bayern.

    • @George-li1yv
      @George-li1yv Před 9 měsíci +9

      Nah Bayern weren't great either. Which is probably more worrying tbh

    • @timou9000
      @timou9000 Před 9 měsíci

      United were robbed a penalty and bayern gifted one so actually should have been 3-4 United.

    • @pedrooliveira6394
      @pedrooliveira6394 Před 9 měsíci +14

      @@timou9000U are coping so hard...united played shit and were dominated all game 4-3 doesn't reflect the game and how united was dominated

    • @sammybosak10
      @sammybosak10 Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​​@@George-li1yvtheir defending got worse than last season 💀 so much lack of concentration, it's baffling.
      Bayern's defence will cost them again in later ucl stages just like last season if they don't figure their shit out.

    • @UnknownUser_10
      @UnknownUser_10 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@timou9000 That was a clear penalty and Davies touched the ball first. Don’t know what all those crybabies want a penalty for lol.

  • @fwof3347
    @fwof3347 Před 9 měsíci +8

    “We maybe depleted p, but aren’t defeated yet” 😂 love this bloke.

  • @tobyroberts2847
    @tobyroberts2847 Před 9 měsíci +6

    When you're a liverpool fan and you hear Mark say we're defending like garden gnomes on sleeping pills then you'll laugh through the roof like I just did

  • @PeterJamison.
    @PeterJamison. Před 9 měsíci +6

    “ Like a dead sloth, who’s last meal was a concrete pancake” 😂

  • @Lord_OTD
    @Lord_OTD Před 9 měsíci +5

    I see Harry Maguire wasn’t the problem after all. Let’s blame it all on Sancho, that seems to have worked out well so far.

  • @jayjay6357
    @jayjay6357 Před 9 měsíci +10

    Onana what's my name? 😂😂😂

  • @Deathtraders
    @Deathtraders Před 9 měsíci +4

    “Bit of a deflection”
    Bro kicked it straight at the keeper and it hit a leg and went into the other corner

  • @Ashley_MG
    @Ashley_MG Před 9 měsíci +6

    Looks like Salah lives rent free in someone's head 😂😂1:36

  • @alfredfishFeet6132
    @alfredfishFeet6132 Před 9 měsíci +17

    I think Onana just dosent have safe hands cares more about a flashy dive than actually getting hands on the ball , he dosent catch much and usually hits the ball right back in the danger zone

    • @stejabrayaga
      @stejabrayaga Před 9 měsíci

      I’ll take him at City in a heartbeat.

  • @endifernandez58
    @endifernandez58 Před 9 měsíci +2

    That 4th goal actually had me titled. Especially since we managed to score after. It’s like why do we even come out to these games if we give that up

  • @zeMasterRuseman
    @zeMasterRuseman Před 9 měsíci +7

    Unironically Sign DeGea back and play Onana in midfield.

  • @PickleRick235
    @PickleRick235 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Remember when mark said they had the best defence in the league “ the butcher” 😂😂

  • @Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart
    @Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart Před 9 měsíci +4

    United is peril and I’m loving Onana complaining even though he’s let four goals fly past his big head

  • @viksinha5410
    @viksinha5410 Před 9 měsíci +6

    4:38 Someone’s got the score wrong 😂

  • @chilly6470
    @chilly6470 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Supporting Utd is like going to a party one minute and the next, a funeral.

  • @edmonddantes2025
    @edmonddantes2025 Před 9 měsíci +3

    "Like a dead sloth who’s last meal was a concrete pancake"

  • @HyperionRed
    @HyperionRed Před 9 měsíci +1

    Prime entertainment that. Big up Goldbridge!

  • @zSamuellz
    @zSamuellz Před 9 měsíci +1

    Told everyone pre-season give it two months and we’ll want David back saving our arses week after week. Onana’s ability with his feet is undeniable and hugely impressive but at the end of the day a keepers job is to keep the ball out of the net!!

  • @paulsheen7776
    @paulsheen7776 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Onana is shocking we're seriously in trouble if he stays in goal ffs

  • @elements902
    @elements902 Před 9 měsíci +3

    i was not expecting those 3 goals from utd

  • @mole114
    @mole114 Před 9 měsíci

    So love the metaphors he uses for the team lol cone here after every result lol 😂

  • @bigmoslim
    @bigmoslim Před 9 měsíci +1

    I’m an Arsenal fan but I don’t know why I’ve enjoyed watching the last few weeks of this channel more than any other 😂😂

  • @YevOnegin
    @YevOnegin Před 9 měsíci +4

    If Onana was called Kepa, the entire world would be calling him the worst of all time.

  • @JoDyMa
    @JoDyMa Před 9 měsíci +3

    This Utd meltdown is made funnier by Mark Goldbridge alone. We thought the banter era might have been finally over. It fuckin isn't 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Hammez-vq1uz
    @Hammez-vq1uz Před 9 měsíci +2

    What a season this is gonna be 😂😂😂

  • @gymnosophy
    @gymnosophy Před 9 měsíci +1

    The joy of being two goals behind

  • @alexvandale
    @alexvandale Před 9 měsíci +4

    the way United ran de gea out of town after being one of the best in the world and keeping them relevant :(

  • @henkyspery
    @henkyspery Před 9 měsíci +25

    Lost without a chance
    Last 2 man u goals were completely by accident, Bayern should’ve won by 5-6 goals difference
    Second half was a complete demolition derby by Bayern
    (100% hand ball by Man U btw so 100% deserved penalty for Bayern)

    • @kratostherealgod8564
      @kratostherealgod8564 Před 9 měsíci

      united played better than i expected, i thought they will loose 4 or 5 nil, but if they were more clinical like bayern, they would've probably won it

    • @alexandrosmironis6093
      @alexandrosmironis6093 Před 9 měsíci

      your first and third goal were completely by accident

  • @ridzuans3001
    @ridzuans3001 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Its always good to watch Mark when MU is losing. 🎉🎉🎉

  • @williamneailey6756
    @williamneailey6756 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Told Mark this morning they needed pope In goal took the piss out the toon but at least we got a point and didn't concede man utd defence shocking without maguire 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ericburckson727
    @ericburckson727 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Goldbridge is box office 😂 “ bloody Uber “😂😂😂

  • @ready.set.sports
    @ready.set.sports Před 9 měsíci +1

    Why did he say Salah 🤔🤔 1:36
    Perhaps it's because he remembered the day 5/3/23

  • @sunnyhvar1992
    @sunnyhvar1992 Před 9 měsíci

    3:02 "now it's about what we do", and then cutting immediately to what they do is so funny to me 😅

  • @SPPalmer01
    @SPPalmer01 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Does anyone else think Mark looks like the guy from bronski beat when he isn't wearing glasses? 😂😂

  • @zxomb
    @zxomb Před 9 měsíci +5

    Waiting for that one guy to post the timestamps for the good bits

  • @johnhawkinshawkins1284
    @johnhawkinshawkins1284 Před 9 měsíci +2

    watching you is better than watching your team!

  • @robertparker4833
    @robertparker4833 Před 9 měsíci

    G’day from Sydney. . Lovin ya work cob. YNWA ! 😂

  • @kavengovender7256
    @kavengovender7256 Před 9 měsíci +7

    Pratbridge

  • @livelyosprey
    @livelyosprey Před 9 měsíci +5

    Big Dave wouldve saved their first goal

    • @wfmikeie
      @wfmikeie Před 9 měsíci +1

      Did you watch him against Brentford or West Ham?

  • @Richcanvas
    @Richcanvas Před 9 měsíci +1

    The scoreline flattered United.

  • @jamesbong4928
    @jamesbong4928 Před 9 měsíci +3

    There's a fantastic goalkeeper that Man U should go for, in fact I think he's a free agent??? De Gea is his name, from memory... 🤔

    • @josec8814
      @josec8814 Před 9 měsíci

      Doesn't he cost like £20M a season?

    • @natmol1595
      @natmol1595 Před 9 měsíci

      De gay will be laughing his socks off at the scummers now 😆🤪

  • @MrRustyz
    @MrRustyz Před 9 měsíci +4

    I bet david de gea gave this video a like with both hands 🤣

  • @2126beatz
    @2126beatz Před 9 měsíci

    This is great comedy🤣🤣🤣. My sides are splitting here. Nice 1 mark👍🏿😁🤣

  • @antonyellis4660
    @antonyellis4660 Před 9 měsíci

    Mark you must be making a fortune with these united results! I'm sure like me, many only watch when United lose 😂 I truly wish you wealth may continue

  • @Tom-sf6hb
    @Tom-sf6hb Před 9 měsíci +5

    4:37 2-1 to who? bluds lost the plot 🤣

  • @amvfreak5148
    @amvfreak5148 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Onana will keep doing blunder after blunder 😂

  • @zulucruz664
    @zulucruz664 Před 9 měsíci

    What a tormenting time to be Goldbridge and United fans now

  • @kitcole4927
    @kitcole4927 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Newcastle United tribute team beaten by a Bayern team who took an age to get into the game but helped by a mistake by A nana , after which they bossed the game .

  • @Jackzy2048
    @Jackzy2048 Před 9 měsíci +10

    always good seeing united lose

  • @andy_ppp
    @andy_ppp Před 9 měsíci +3

    Should’ve bought Raya he looks sensational 😂

  • @mikekerasi
    @mikekerasi Před 9 měsíci

    Legend!!

  • @ThomasOneill-ih1ju
    @ThomasOneill-ih1ju Před 9 měsíci

    Mark reminds me of Stu Francis, with his catchphrases...'oh I could crush a grape'

  • @ob9896
    @ob9896 Před 9 měsíci +8

    Now look at Arsenals keeper 🤤

  • @elijah1971
    @elijah1971 Před 9 měsíci +3

    A drunk doing the moonwalk 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @airforceones679
    @airforceones679 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Have it....isay you rock him goldbrigde