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  • American astronauts cast their primary votes from Earth’s orbit yesterday, President Biden’s biggest primary threat wasn’t named Jason Palmer, Senator Mitch McConnell endorsed Trump, and the latest presidential polling from The New York Times is complete garbage.
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  • @anthonymatthews3698
    @anthonymatthews3698 Před 2 měsíci +866

    All jokes aside, I’m so sick of trump. Can we have an understanding that when he loses the election, again, we all just stop talking about him and giving him a platform no matter what shite he comes up with. It’s time to move on.

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 Před 2 měsíci +109

      I am hoping the justice system holds up and puts him in prison.

    • @tarielkaroldan4106
      @tarielkaroldan4106 Před 2 měsíci

      He's going to win. It's bad news for America and, ostensibly, the world but it will happen

    • @LollieVox
      @LollieVox Před 2 měsíci +23

      I wish but they are going to be debriefing for years Ugg 😟

    • @adamgill537
      @adamgill537 Před 2 měsíci +12

      Yes

    • @LollieVox
      @LollieVox Před 2 měsíci

      @@tarielkaroldan4106It would suck if that happened because anyone who thinks it’s ok to force their so called “morals” on the other- while cheating with gerrymandering and the circus that is the maga cult- will think it unfair when their choice of dictator forces his agenda on them- tRump or Putin will have literally no obligation to do anything you want!
      Facism is not Gods will

  • @sophiaherschel567
    @sophiaherschel567 Před 2 měsíci +574

    "The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the Axe, for the Axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them." Turkish proverb.

    • @WaningGibbous
      @WaningGibbous Před 2 měsíci +25

      And also a song by RUSH " THE TREES" 👍

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk Před 2 měsíci +32

      That's awesome! In the analogy here, Trump is more like a slash-n-burn of the entire forest than an axe.

    • @KK-111
      @KK-111 Před 2 měsíci +1

      A metaphor which perfectly describes the current corporate captured duopoly- each 'side' claiming to be the only one for the people; with the other side as the enemy that will destroy everything. In reality- both parties are beholden to corporate interests, and Big Corp unchecked power, on a literal level, will destroy our planet. Each side and MSM will ' say, "Don't vote for any candidate other than D, or R, or it will be a 'wasted' vote, and all hell will break loose.' In reality, if we keep voting 'lesser of two evils', we'll continue to reap evil. Please vote DIFFERENT this year! (Vote Independent- RFK, Jr 2024- who will work to get corporate power out of our politics, government, and just about every industry in our country..)

    • @user-jl3gj2te8y
      @user-jl3gj2te8y Před 2 měsíci +9

      😮 omgoodness...
      Thk U...❤

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Excellent!

  • @Backbenchers911
    @Backbenchers911 Před 2 měsíci +89

    "Stock markets are doing good because of my polling numbers". What is that even mean? Just absurd stupidity at its best.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 2 měsíci +7

      He thinks that because his poll numbers are 'high', the stock market is surging because business is happy he's going to win 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nanszoo3092
      @nanszoo3092 Před 2 měsíci +16

      what does anything he says mean ... (sigh)
      Looking forward to the day he is irrelevant, but I don't know if I have that many years left.

    • @Techydad
      @Techydad Před 2 měsíci +15

      Trump thinks stocks are up because he might be elected in November and take office in January and therefore businesses are rejoicing.
      Even if businesses wanted him back in (which I'm not convinced of), when have businesses ever had their stocks react based on an event that might happen 10 months from now?
      They can barely see past this quarter most times. There's no way they're rising because "Trump might be President in 10 months."

    • @candacen7779
      @candacen7779 Před 2 měsíci +12

      @@Techydad Exactly. It's just more proof that he knows nothing about business, and he's a complete fraud.

    • @fairyprincess911
      @fairyprincess911 Před 2 měsíci +7

      @@TechydadCertainly not a fraudulent businessman owing almost a half billion dollars in fines for being a criminal predator and a crook in general. No, Wall Street doesn’t celebrate and grow because of this blob.

  • @turbogeek.421
    @turbogeek.421 Před 2 měsíci +424

    "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."
    Be careful America.

    • @lacountess
      @lacountess Před 2 měsíci +24

      “Fool me… fool me twice… you’re not gonna get fooled again.” 😂

    • @nanszoo3092
      @nanszoo3092 Před 2 měsíci +18

      fool me three times, end of democracy ...

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn Před 2 měsíci +5

      @@lacountess unless you're bush "mission accomplished" jr.

    • @krysti2
      @krysti2 Před 2 měsíci +10

      The fools don't watch Colbert and, sadly, Don't read anything other than The Chump bumper stickers.😊

    • @juanmoore1500
      @juanmoore1500 Před 2 měsíci

      Ameri-WTF luvs Greed, Weird Shit & Incompetence willing 2 look the other way 2 keep a pay check @...🙄
      Wait...🤔 It's The Ameri-WTF way of doing things!..🙄😉😅😂🤣💨💨✌🏽

  • @rbnallen95
    @rbnallen95 Před 2 měsíci +853

    McConnell has this one chance to actually do the right thing, and still he is spineless.

    • @courtneybrubaker9738
      @courtneybrubaker9738 Před 2 měsíci +31

      He did the wrong thing.

    • @neebs929
      @neebs929 Před 2 měsíci +48

      He's the definition of power hungry despot.

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch Před 2 měsíci +30

      @@neebs929 He's an example, not a definition. A definition is a verbal description. McConnell is rarely verbal, and even then often either incomprehensible or nonsensical.

    • @vvohvaelez9277
      @vvohvaelez9277 Před 2 měsíci +32

      very Ted Cruz of him

    • @lyellclare9365
      @lyellclare9365 Před 2 měsíci

      He always has been a spineless, corrupt a/hole.

  • @gljm
    @gljm Před 2 měsíci +160

    Here I always thought that Moscow Mitch was a turtle when all along he was a jellyfish.

    • @letitiajeavons6333
      @letitiajeavons6333 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Yes. Turtles have spines. Their shell is their spine and other bones.

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Don’t be a Mitch!

    • @TheLastChickenWing
      @TheLastChickenWing Před 2 měsíci +3

      that's deep, lol. sea turtles eat jellyfish. There's a rich trove of literal and figurative associations to be made with your comment.

    • @IguanaOfLove
      @IguanaOfLove Před 2 měsíci

      The murkiest creature in the swamp. Walks like he just got a turtle wax job on his wrinkled little hiney.

    • @plonk420
      @plonk420 Před 2 měsíci +1

      you mean blobfish? 😂

  • @rikkiechambers4959
    @rikkiechambers4959 Před 2 měsíci +48

    Oh the writers were on it tonight with that tortoise and hare joke 😂😂😂

  • @kolt4d559
    @kolt4d559 Před 2 měsíci +51

    As someone named Jason, that half Jason, half lemonade joke made my morning.

    • @Techydad
      @Techydad Před 2 měsíci +7

      Another Jason here and I wanted to agree and add: now I want a glass of lemonade.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před 2 měsíci +243

    The only running gag better than Cerveza Cristal...
    is potato

  • @anthonypuccini1914
    @anthonypuccini1914 Před 2 měsíci +442

    No matter what the polls say, only one thing matters: go out and vote.
    We already know what a Trump presidency looks like. The Republicans were pissed when he lost reelection, and will double down on supporting his ignorance and bigotry if they have to.
    Don't let them get to you, don't let them discourage you. The only thing you have to worry about is staying true to protecting our Democracy from a tyrant. And vote.

    • @yosemitegirlCA
      @yosemitegirlCA Před 2 měsíci +40

      Yes, we not only know what TFG’s presidency looked like but he has told us very clearly what he plans to do if he wins… it’s called Projection 2025 and he is not joking.

    • @marcpeterson1092
      @marcpeterson1092 Před 2 měsíci +35

      Make sure that you specify for Biden. Anything else is functionally a vote for Trump.

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 Před 2 měsíci +12

      💯!

    • @zainnee
      @zainnee Před 2 měsíci

      I suspect that these pollsters poll only very white people in very white segregated areas of the country. This is to discourage the non-white folks of this country that it’s fruitless for them to vote since the polls have told them who will win. If people went back to look at what the polls say who will and who actually won. You can see a clearly picture. They are often two different people.

    • @Tantalus010
      @Tantalus010 Před 2 měsíci +36

      @@yosemitegirlCAHe never was joking. That's the thing that always galled me when Republicans claimed he was "obviously" joking after he said one of the many abhorrent things he's said. No he wasn't - he was testing for reactions. That's what he does. He runs something up the proverbial flagpole, and if it gets backlash, falsely claims he was joking.

  • @A_A_K_123
    @A_A_K_123 Před 2 měsíci +65

    Vote Blue!!! Vote Blue!!! Vote Blue!!! Vote Blue!!! Vote Blue!!! Vote Blue!!! Vote Blue!!! Vote Blue!!! Vote Blue!!! Vote Blue!!!

    • @ventolin63
      @ventolin63 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I would vote RED just to please you!

  • @billg.7909
    @billg.7909 Před 2 měsíci +187

    McConnell you have just cemented your place as the second lowest bottom feeder in U.S. history, right next to the big T. Congratulations.

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 Před 2 měsíci

      #MoscowMitch #DictatorWannabeTrump

    • @TheCrisses
      @TheCrisses Před 2 měsíci +5

      I think MTG has that honor. McConnel doesn't stand a chance of getting 2nd place.

    • @lesliea7394
      @lesliea7394 Před 2 měsíci +4

      He is no different than T

    • @user-qe4fu7yx2e
      @user-qe4fu7yx2e Před 2 měsíci +3

      Don’t forget Graham coming in a respectable 3rd .

  • @Slo-ryde
    @Slo-ryde Před 2 měsíci +104

    “Tortoise endorses hair”….friggen genius writers😅

    • @Commenting-answering
      @Commenting-answering Před 2 měsíci +4

      That’s the best. Ever.

    • @missyyy-
      @missyyy- Před 2 měsíci +3

      Hare*

    • @Commenting-answering
      @Commenting-answering Před 2 měsíci +8

      @@missyyy- No. it is a pun. The hair on Trump’s head which is a homophone for hare (rabbit). That is why the joke is golden.

    • @missyyy-
      @missyyy- Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@Commenting-answering maybe there was a visual I missed.. I was listening without the screen 😝

    • @Commenting-answering
      @Commenting-answering Před 2 měsíci +5

      @@missyyy- Yes! Exactly. It was of Orange Jesus’ combover.

  • @silverstem2964
    @silverstem2964 Před 2 měsíci +160

    I'm from Minnesota and I say at least Dean Phillips was gracious and even comically self-deprecating about his loss. Good for him!
    🔵24!!

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Yeah and the fact that he made that joke really undercuts the poll

    • @SugarandSarcasm
      @SugarandSarcasm Před 2 měsíci +6

      @@ConstantChaos1He deserves at least 10% for that line

    • @larryrowe5259
      @larryrowe5259 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Also, he could win a bar bet by saying he beat president Biden in a primary.

    • @veramae4098
      @veramae4098 Před 2 měsíci +1

      There are actual methods to ensure a poll is accurate and well-designed, but it takes times and testing.

    • @dgrant7291
      @dgrant7291 Před 2 měsíci

      I worked for a polling company and they generally just repeat what their client asks them to ask...and call where they ask them to call...anyone can say they ran some poll and come up with more preferred results. Most folks, especially before elections like to lie to throw these polls off...or so I read in a poll.@@veramae4098

  • @jcoopes5604
    @jcoopes5604 Před 2 měsíci +177

    Don’t be complacent! He must never be in office ever again! Remember in November and VOTE 🗳️!

    • @brianclark9110
      @brianclark9110 Před 2 měsíci +3

      you're talking about Brandon right?

    • @sophiabright8371
      @sophiabright8371 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@brianclark9110 He'll 🧌. So glad you are dropping your stupid two years ago 'slam' here on a channel you are simply unwelcome at.
      Dark Brandon has you & your ilk BEAT, but you are just going to keep sharing your infantile wit and boosting the algorithm, so thanks?!?

    • @stephenseibold6116
      @stephenseibold6116 Před 2 měsíci

      @@brianclark9110
      Best economy and inflation rate in the world not to mention job numbers. DT brought russians into the Oval Office to celebrate his win. Still confused? DT put us 8 trillion in debt giving tax cuts to rich and over 1,000,000 dead Americans due to his covid policies. THEN THERE IS THE TRAITOR THING. You know, trying to overthrow a legal election. #DonaldVonShitsinPants

    • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
      @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 Před 2 měsíci +5

      ​@@brianclark9110you are what you eat.

    • @Palidine4M0O
      @Palidine4M0O Před 2 měsíci +8

      Remember remember, the 5th of november... orange wants there to be a king again, lets open his eyes to his idiocy

  • @Julian_Wang-pai
    @Julian_Wang-pai Před 2 měsíci +30

    "Tortoise endorses Hair..!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂 That will deservedly travel far.

  • @GaudyMarko
    @GaudyMarko Před 2 měsíci +330

    I know Hailey never stood a chance but I think I actually respect her for sticking it to Trump as long as she could.

    • @hottubking1229
      @hottubking1229 Před 2 měsíci

      Her out and Lindsey Graham resigning, was the death of the RINOs. The MAGA takeover is complete. The deportations can’t come soon enough.

    • @Zarina1634
      @Zarina1634 Před 2 měsíci +23

      I agree.
      I just hope that she doesn't endorse Trump.

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 Před 2 měsíci

      I just hope she sticks to he core values and doesn't endorse an insurrectionist rapist. I believe it would kill her political career.

    • @Tina-qp7py
      @Tina-qp7py Před 2 měsíci +23

      I don't trust her. She said she would pardon him but maybe it was to get his supporters vote if he should be jailed.

    • @TheRealGigatess
      @TheRealGigatess Před 2 měsíci +34

      @GaudyMarko I understand where you're coming from. However, the only thing that *might* make me respect her is if she shocked EVERYONE & endorsed Biden.

  • @broslyons8045
    @broslyons8045 Před 2 měsíci +99

    I would like to build a memorial -
    to the loss of Mitch's spine and balls- and integrity-
    Mitch- you silly little mitch-

    • @altrag
      @altrag Před 2 měsíci +14

      How can you memorialize something that never existed?

  • @WednesdaysDragon
    @WednesdaysDragon Před 2 měsíci +20

    My parents always taught me to "just ask," so here it goes, I'm just a teeny, tiny, little blue dot in a big ole' red state. Could you please help to blue wave the crap out of my state in 2024? 🌊🌊🌊 We're parked just below lake Erie, btw. Please send help and thank you... 💙💙💙 Thank you too, Stephen! All the best to you and yours!!! 💛💛💛

    • @pattyayers
      @pattyayers Před 2 měsíci +3

      I wonder how many people will go,look at a map to figure out what you’re talking about 😁

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@pattyayers Pennsylvania is a swing state that typically votes democratic.

    • @WednesdaysDragon
      @WednesdaysDragon Před 2 měsíci

      @@pattyayers I'm not sure! Point taken! 🌊

  • @TXnine7nine
    @TXnine7nine Před 2 měsíci +34

    Mitch McConnell and Ted Cruz both endorse Trump after he insulted them and their wives personally. Let that sink in. 😂

    • @ernesthill4017
      @ernesthill4017 Před 2 měsíci

      Because they crave the power they think a Trump victory will bring them. It's clear to even the casual observer that they all despise each other intensely, but care more power, privilege, and the opportunity to continue to line their pockets than their dignity as men or their offices they are entrusted with 😠

    • @ShawnsterVideos
      @ShawnsterVideos Před měsícem

      Republicans vote for Trump specifically because he shits on women; especially wives of fellow Republican politicians.

    • @Lowkeylie
      @Lowkeylie Před měsícem

      They also endorse him after his rabid mob threatened to get them killed.
      It became clear a long time ago they have no moral code, even a crooked one. They’re just petty, empty men doing whatever they can to cling to the vestiges of power.

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Před 2 měsíci +550

    The last years would’ve been insufferable without Stephen. Thank you Stephen and everyone at The Late Show.

    • @LollieVox
      @LollieVox Před 2 měsíci +14

      💯

    • @Okapi.LuckyFeather
      @Okapi.LuckyFeather Před 2 měsíci +18

      So right! I sometimes am sick with grief when I hear Tump is ahead. Steven soothes my soul, gives me hope he won’t be re-elected.

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF Před 2 měsíci +3

      If we must have a tyrant, let it be Colbert slapping us daily with comedic edicts!

    • @flyoverstateresident2890
      @flyoverstateresident2890 Před 2 měsíci +1

      A shadow of Johnny, David, and Jay.

    • @KnockOut242
      @KnockOut242 Před 2 měsíci

      Amen to that!

  • @israelcm7246
    @israelcm7246 Před 2 měsíci +81

    Tortoise will forever be an orange 🍊 kisser . Spineless " Beach "

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF Před 2 měsíci +1

      *brown kisser

    • @IguanaOfLove
      @IguanaOfLove Před 2 měsíci +2

      Mitch is high on the mushroom?

  • @hhunstad2011
    @hhunstad2011 Před 2 měsíci +27

    The final comeback from Phillips was in good humor, ya gotta admit.

  • @gogreen7794
    @gogreen7794 Před 2 měsíci +241

    I haven't trusted the GOP since I was 13 when Nixon/Agnew were the Republican nominees in 1968. As a result, I haven't voted for a Republican since I could first vote in 1974. That is one of my proudest accomplishments!

    • @laslobas1234
      @laslobas1234 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Me too. But it’s time for more than two parties. I’m not laughing at ridiculing people outside of the two party system who ran for president.

    • @dgrant7291
      @dgrant7291 Před 2 měsíci

      Exactly...Im 71 and Watergate and how they all behaved destroyed ANY trust...then Regan and Iran/Contra just reprove the lack of any decent moral character. Then Bush lying to go to war in Iraq ..the lack of decent morals and values - this goes beyond politics. Do not vote republican...especially at the national level.

    • @nbenefiel
      @nbenefiel Před 2 měsíci +28

      When I was 18, I worked in the ER of a major downtown Detroit hospital. One night a friend and I went for a walk. We heard someone moaning so we ran over. It was a very young girl hemorrhaging from a back street abortion. This was pre Roe v Wade. My friend ran for a doctor. I held the girl as she bled to death. I vowed that I would never vote, when I could vote, for anyone who opposed legal abortion. I never have.

    • @tammylathrop6223
      @tammylathrop6223 Před 2 měsíci +7

      ​@@nbenefielhow tragic.

    • @candacen7779
      @candacen7779 Před 2 měsíci +9

      I wasn't born until 3 years after you could vote for the first time, but I share your distrust of the GOP and have never voted for a Republican in my lifetime.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před 2 měsíci +680

    The far majority of people wouldn't let Donnie take care of their child or even their pet... yet too many still say, "Yep, that's the guy I want as POTUS." Yikes!

    • @Tony-723
      @Tony-723 Před 2 měsíci

      Isn’t Biden know for sniffing kids? 😂

    • @arhafrench5319
      @arhafrench5319 Před 2 měsíci +31

      You're right, that's the crazy thing. Quite a few of the people I speak to about him as their choice clearly stated that they don't like him at all, they voted for their policies to be represented in him and don't believe Haley is a good choice because she had affairs on her husband in the military. 😮 My brain is broken.

    • @Tony-723
      @Tony-723 Před 2 měsíci

      Isn’t Biden known for sniffing kids?

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před 2 měsíci

      Klepper had a session with a Haley supporter that clearly illustrated this. The woman said she is never voting for Trump again. But the moment she was given a scenario where Haley lost, she agonized for a few seconds before immediately casting her vote for Trump. And yet MAGAhats loved to accuse everybody else of tribalism. The irony is deafening.

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 Před 2 měsíci +13

      or take care of plants

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 Před 2 měsíci +176

    During 1986-7 the state of NSW in Australia asked for bids to build the first casino in Sydney. Four groups submitted bids for the lucrative project. Cabinet papers declassified 30 years later revealed that the Trump bid was rejected after NSW State Police reported that the Trump mafia connections and financial unviability made their bid undesirable.
    It also said his ties to organised crime was obvious.

    • @saar144
      @saar144 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Will you stop posting the same comment in every video, we got it the first millionth time. 7 years, same comments.

    • @leannevandekew1996
      @leannevandekew1996 Před 2 měsíci +12

      @@saar144 As a girl I was a babysitter, including infants. I've changed hundreds of diapers. As a model at T Management (Trump Models), I met Trump many times: he frequently had the smell of poopy pants.

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus Před 2 měsíci

      @@saar144 Have you heard about the latest Amazon Crytpo-scam 9000? It's like, totallys for realzies you guys.

    • @tinat.4508
      @tinat.4508 Před 2 měsíci +6

      If it is the truth.. keep telling it.. don't worry about the naysayers!

    • @leannevandekew1996
      @leannevandekew1996 Před 2 měsíci

      @@tinat.4508 The Guardian, ABC, South China Daily, MSN, The Sun. a dozen more news outlets.

  • @davidberglund8879
    @davidberglund8879 Před 2 měsíci +23

    Give credit to Dean Phillips. He is certainly a very humble man.
    So many politicians have inflated egos. It's somewhat refreshing to hear a politician who doesn't engage in hyperbole.

  • @bobbiedodds2289
    @bobbiedodds2289 Před 2 měsíci +24

    3:04 "Image not cared about" didn't get the response it deserved 😂😂😂

    • @candacen7779
      @candacen7779 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I didn't even catch that. I thought it said "Image not found." Good eyes. 👍

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@candacen7779I missed that too had to take a second look. Damnit I must be getting old if I can’t keep up with Stephen’s pace. 😂

  • @israelcm7246
    @israelcm7246 Před 2 měsíci +121

    Trumpie has so much pride, I have never seen a person who talks so much about himself like him. Pride comes before a fall. His final downfall will be massive.

    • @birdsinparadise3113
      @birdsinparadise3113 Před 2 měsíci +11

      Spanish for prideful is Orgullosa and boy is that a word appropriate for trump 😮

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Před 2 měsíci +6

      🤞🏾

    • @erickuiso3703
      @erickuiso3703 Před 2 měsíci +8

      He has been falling to hell ever since trump university and ue hasn't reached the destination until now

    • @joanfregapane8683
      @joanfregapane8683 Před 2 měsíci +6

      From your mouth to God’s ears.

    • @saraha6895
      @saraha6895 Před 2 měsíci +13

      We’re still waiting for the fall, it can’t come soon enough.

  • @PaperbackWizard
    @PaperbackWizard Před 2 měsíci +37

    Polls in general are messed up, these days. How many people even answer the phone anymore if they don't recognize the number? I barely answer it when I **do** recognize the number.

    • @bcwbcw3741
      @bcwbcw3741 Před 2 měsíci +2

      The NY Times poll also had 36% of its responses from rural voters when only 16% of the voting population is from rural areas. The NY Times must have known it was publishing a totally screwed up poll but did so anyway.

    • @seandobbins2231
      @seandobbins2231 Před 2 měsíci

      Polls are for ratings, nothing more, and it's always been that way.

  • @echospaw899
    @echospaw899 Před 2 měsíci +30

    Sheezuz!! Colbert is so mean and just relentless with the trump attacks. THANK YOU! 🧡

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 Před 2 měsíci +1

      No, he zings Biden too.

    • @user-kn5jf5sg2e
      @user-kn5jf5sg2e Před 2 měsíci +1

      Oh my God how sad for you and for Donald Trump

    • @echospaw899
      @echospaw899 Před 2 měsíci

      @@user-kn5jf5sg2e I'm being sarcastic! 🤪

    • @echospaw899
      @echospaw899 Před 2 měsíci

      @@annakingry9157 sarcasm people.

  • @McCrapweasel
    @McCrapweasel Před 2 měsíci +50

    Props to Dean Phillips: He's not delusional.

    • @nehpets216
      @nehpets216 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Faces facts, reasonable, and willing to call out false reporting. Odd how good his reaction to failing makes him look.

    • @McCrapweasel
      @McCrapweasel Před 2 měsíci

      @@nehpets216 Hard agree to all of that.

    • @thorfinsky1427
      @thorfinsky1427 Před 2 měsíci

      @@nehpets216 I'm not so sure.....isn't he supposed to claim the election was rigged??

    • @derrickstorm6976
      @derrickstorm6976 Před 2 měsíci

      He ran for the presidency in the first place, he sure is delusional

  • @IHScoutII
    @IHScoutII Před 2 měsíci +214

    " they tap my wires"
    " Maybe inject bleach"
    " Massive dumps"
    "Obamagate"
    " FBI informant"
    "Hunter's laptop"
    "D.o.m.i.n.i.o.n."😊
    **Looks up into an eclipse**

    • @Tony-723
      @Tony-723 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Are you still denying the hunter laptop? Leave your rock

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Před 2 měsíci +29

      “Grab em by the 🐱”

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Před 2 měsíci

      @@Tony-723are you still denying that hunter isn’t running for election? You = 🤡

    • @MyMarsham
      @MyMarsham Před 2 měsíci +30

      “Person, man, woman, camera, tv.”

    • @MyMarsham
      @MyMarsham Před 2 měsíci

      @@Tony-723Is that the laptop Congress has had for over four years?
      And all they’ve been able to get off it is PRIVATE and PERSONAL nude pics?

  • @Tsudkyk
    @Tsudkyk Před 2 měsíci +23

    “So many girls… oh I can’t tell you who they are, they go to a different school.”

  • @lundworks9901
    @lundworks9901 Před 2 měsíci +7

    When we lived in the small town of Biscay Minnesota, the Mayor was voted in 6 to 1; he was a cross-road trucker who was written in by the six as a joke, but he was a great Mayor for several terms, excellent classic Coca-Cola Santa Claus, whose wife made popcorn balls at Halloween you could trust to eat.
    My kids told everyone Mrs. Claus made them popcorn balls for Trick or Treat. Fantastical but true.

    • @lundworks9901
      @lundworks9901 Před 2 měsíci

      The number of votes may have only been 3 in absentia to be Mayor.

    • @MDone402
      @MDone402 Před 2 měsíci

      Cool ❤

  • @rileymcphee9429
    @rileymcphee9429 Před 2 měsíci +22

    Big round of applause for the unforgettable campaigns of Nancy Harvey and Dane Billups.
    You will surely be missed.

  • @tonyfan3
    @tonyfan3 Před 2 měsíci +88

    Biden continues to win 🎉

    • @Tony-723
      @Tony-723 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Win for Ukraine and illegals

    • @user-vo2cw5yu9w
      @user-vo2cw5yu9w Před 2 měsíci +14

      @@Tony-723 win for liberals
      Listening to you babies cry is like fine wine.

    • @johnwattdotca
      @johnwattdotca Před 2 měsíci

      @@user-vo2cw5yu9w I can understand your comment if you're a child.

    • @crusheverything4449
      @crusheverything4449 Před 2 měsíci +9

      @@Tony-723- I’d tell you to educate yourself, but that’s obviously never going to happen.

    • @ag4allgood
      @ag4allgood Před 2 měsíci

      @@user-vo2cw5yu9w Speaking of Babies that is what Trump sounded like at his rally recently " re be doo aaahhhhhh " . I think that means his diaper is full 💩💩 Regressing into a toddler 🚼

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 Před 2 měsíci +25

    "Tortoise endorses hair."
    😂😂😂

  • @MayberryAIArt
    @MayberryAIArt Před 2 měsíci +8

    We have to save democracy ❤

  • @deborahwolf9871
    @deborahwolf9871 Před 2 měsíci +31

    McConnell knows better...I am ashamed of him

    • @SJC49
      @SJC49 Před 2 měsíci

      He’s too ashamed of himself to care if any of us think he is a cowardly, snivelling doormat!

    • @fairyprincess911
      @fairyprincess911 Před 2 měsíci +3

      I’ve been ashamed of him for thirty years and I am not from Kentucky😾

  • @carolynbarcus3662
    @carolynbarcus3662 Před 2 měsíci +14

    You are hilarious Stephen.

  • @ddmarsh21
    @ddmarsh21 Před 2 měsíci +56

    I can usually laugh with this show but the fact that the Republican Party can’t find anyone other than Trump is just too depressing…

    • @jpieroni
      @jpieroni Před 2 měsíci +1

      Aren't you leaving out another party with the same problem?

    • @michaelgreenwood3413
      @michaelgreenwood3413 Před 2 měsíci

      @@jpieroni No. Because Biden is actually competent.

    • @michaelgreenwood3413
      @michaelgreenwood3413 Před 2 měsíci

      @@CZcamsCensorsEverything Well, let's see, nearly wiped out unemployment in the US, brought NATO back from the brink of fracturing due to a certain orange shithead, lowered the cost of Insulin, and about 200 other positive things.
      Remind me, just what have the last three Republican presidents done that's positive and good for the country?
      Because it's less than the stuff I actually named. Let alone the other shit.

  • @user-dh4wy8zl8g
    @user-dh4wy8zl8g Před 2 měsíci +8

    This is the real Groundhog Day!

  • @maverick792
    @maverick792 Před 2 měsíci +7

    9:54 Mental competence of the candidates = Mental competence of the voters

    • @nanszoo3092
      @nanszoo3092 Před 2 měsíci +1

      yep, that is the most disturbing part of the past 9 years

  • @nancychandler3673
    @nancychandler3673 Před 2 měsíci +17

    Congratulations Democrats for your primary wins on Super Tuesday 🇺🇸.

  • @timl.b.2095
    @timl.b.2095 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Did you hear that pause of Trump's before he said "Joe Biden?" He had to make sure he didn't say Obama again.

  • @MicheleEngel
    @MicheleEngel Před 2 měsíci +7

    Outstanding comedy tonight! Great writers, thank you!❤

  • @ZYX261
    @ZYX261 Před 2 měsíci +7

    So, less than 1/2 of the USA population decides who the presidential nominees will be? I have never understood this drawn-out primary season.

    • @jessicaolson490
      @jessicaolson490 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Yeah I don't understand why the votes aren't all on the same day. By the time my state gets to vote there's almost always only one candidate left.

    • @ZYX261
      @ZYX261 Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@jessicaolson490 But scotus blocked Colorado from barring a traitor from the ballot because it wouldn't be fair....

  • @dannmarceau9743
    @dannmarceau9743 Před 2 měsíci +16

    "Tortoise Endorses Hair"😂

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 2 měsíci +76

    America will never forget “Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi” for running against Trump in the Republican primaries.

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike Před 2 měsíci +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @IguanaOfLove
      @IguanaOfLove Před 2 měsíci +4

      Nancy pelosi will be in the history books. That she was a great political strategist. Someone who did her best. To preserve our constitution. Someone who stands and lives by her oath. All women around the world should be proud of her. Men, too.

  • @erickborling1302
    @erickborling1302 Před 2 měsíci +17

    Yes the NYTimes polls are absurd. Nevertheless: VOTE!!! Do not fail to vote straight blue.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 2 měsíci +54

    If Jason Palmer was a contestant on The Bachelorette, he would be described as an “entrepreneur”.

    • @kimclarke5018
      @kimclarke5018 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Good one 😊

    • @youuuknooow7699
      @youuuknooow7699 Před 2 měsíci

      I don't get it or the lemonade joke. 🥴

    • @missyyy-
      @missyyy- Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@youuuknooow7699an Arnold Palmer is a drink mixing half lemonade and half iced tea.

    • @youuuknooow7699
      @youuuknooow7699 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@missyyy- thanks, that sounds yummy!

    • @youuuknooow7699
      @youuuknooow7699 Před 2 měsíci

      Entrepreneur why?

  • @messmeister92
    @messmeister92 Před 2 měsíci +114

    The fact that most of America is so stupid that we associate all of the lingering issues from Trump’s policies with President Biden’s administration is crazy. As a country, we have no idea how anything works but we assign all blame or credit to the president anyway.

    • @kevinmarleyRevolution777
      @kevinmarleyRevolution777 Před 2 měsíci

      The news should start: "The American public is STILL FUCKING STUPID! With more on this important issue, we go to Mark who is a downtown election center .... Mark?!"

    • @amyjackson8725
      @amyjackson8725 Před měsícem

      Just because that is what corporate media is selling, does not mean "most of america" is buying it!

    • @frankgrabasse4642
      @frankgrabasse4642 Před měsícem

      The problem is a lack of critical thinking skills combined with liars like fox news twisting and manipulating the rubes.
      Oh, and the democrats are absolutely horrible at messaging

  • @user-of1ux2hy3v
    @user-of1ux2hy3v Před 2 měsíci +45

    I would vote "slow joe" over any GOP candidate,now and beyond!

  • @charleshagen1143
    @charleshagen1143 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Turncoat and windsock! Perfect!!!!

  • @kathybyerly7904
    @kathybyerly7904 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Hey Independents out there come vote w me another Independent let's remove Trump again please vote blue.

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 Před 2 měsíci +88

    As a girl I was a babysitter, including infants. I've changed hundreds of diapers. As a model at T Management (Trump Models), I met Trump many times: he frequently had the smell of poopy pants.

    • @bovinityleak2066
      @bovinityleak2066 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Gag 🤢

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike Před 2 měsíci +5

      There was a person on The Apprentice set who had the unenviable job of cleaning Donnie when he would shit himself on set. I just hope they got hazard pay for it.

    • @ray.shoesmith
      @ray.shoesmith Před 2 měsíci +8

      That made me throw up in my mouth a little bit

    • @lifeinhd4053
      @lifeinhd4053 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Probably doesn't wipe. I wouldn't be surprised if he's incapable of locating his own asshole. Hard to do when it's a full-body asshole, I guess.

    • @saar144
      @saar144 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Will you stop posting the same comment in every video, we got it the first millionth time. 7 years, same comments.

  • @almightymachine9930
    @almightymachine9930 Před 2 měsíci +5

    STEPHEN! STEPHEN! STEPHEN! STEPHEN! STEPHEN! STEPHEN!

  • @Thadmotor1044
    @Thadmotor1044 Před 2 měsíci +51

    President Biden does not stand alone . He has assembled the greatest Team in modern history ....

  • @MerihHasan
    @MerihHasan Před 2 měsíci +181

    Omg so spot on about the Connections!!! wtf all of you in *AWT66W* ??

    • @venera13
      @venera13 Před 2 měsíci

      @@raquel2116 AWT66W is a scam

    • @Coolestmovies
      @Coolestmovies Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@raquel2116 Worthless spam.

  • @MubeccelFatma
    @MubeccelFatma Před 2 měsíci +194

    "Tortoise Endorses Hair" I prefer to take part in *AWT66W* and be a step ahead

  • @keithpovec6462
    @keithpovec6462 Před 2 měsíci +4

    That was one of the better opening monologues you have had in years! Love it

  • @MasterOfDarkness42069
    @MasterOfDarkness42069 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Dean Phillips is a good sport man lol love the honesty

  • @equalityforall8418
    @equalityforall8418 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Mitch made his entire life about himself and his money.

  • @ismailCagri-if6mf
    @ismailCagri-if6mf Před 2 měsíci +175

    His made me vote for Blue even more bro *AWT66W* is the best thing you said, great call

  • @movimikey
    @movimikey Před 2 měsíci +4

    Dudes the best!! "Also, it was Tuesday in.... SPAAAAAACE!"

  • @belltoll1918
    @belltoll1918 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Dean Phillips. He came up with a way to make himself RELEVANT! Lots of media coverage. Sly way to promote oneself! Credit to him.

  • @SerkanPelin-il5rq
    @SerkanPelin-il5rq Před 2 měsíci +170

    So if it all goes wrong remember Jason Palmer! this *AWT66W* is beautiful, thanks for the headsup

  • @MehmetErhan-kb6vr
    @MehmetErhan-kb6vr Před 2 měsíci +165

    Colberto es BUENO! ye *AWT66W* was right! Thanks for letting us know about *AWT66W*

  • @kittendiotima4212
    @kittendiotima4212 Před 2 měsíci +2

    There could be celebrities there, Ted Nugent, Joe Rogan, Roseanne, Kan-Ye, just a galaxy of stars.

  • @Erolismail-ou3mb
    @Erolismail-ou3mb Před 2 měsíci +170

    8:42 do you take part in *AWT66W* ? amazing work by them!

  • @YaseminEmine
    @YaseminEmine Před 2 měsíci +197

    I thought Stephen was pulling a prank by showing a fake photo of Dean Phillips. could be all much easier with *AWT66W* and guys participating

  • @krysti2
    @krysti2 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Exactly... Connections challenges my mental state every day!😂

  • @rneumeye
    @rneumeye Před 2 měsíci +3

    Yay! Old lady with glasses on the edge of her nose is my favorite Stephen Colbert character. 😅🥰

  • @CemSeref-vn6rx
    @CemSeref-vn6rx Před 2 měsíci +191

    Great show and outstanding band. But, I have question-why do they only focus on white drummer? Why ignore the rest of these fantastic musicians? the *AWT66W* move is assisting us mark my words

  • @SahinHasan-ee1gk
    @SahinHasan-ee1gk Před 2 měsíci +187

    Polls are worthless, but people still get paid big bucks to produce them - usually by people looking to push THEIR specific viewpoint. . Yea with *AWT66W* we have a fair and real chance to have impact! Thanks man!

  • @elisaa9981
    @elisaa9981 Před 2 měsíci +4

    At least, Dean Philips seems like a fun person. 😊

  • @AytacMerve
    @AytacMerve Před 2 měsíci +183

    Stephen has Dean Phillips's number ... "slammed his bedroom door..." I prefer to understand *AWT66W* and be part of that move

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Dean Phillips is so self-aware and honest he has no future in politics.

    • @kingace6186
      @kingace6186 Před 2 měsíci +4

      bot

    • @stoppin2look
      @stoppin2look Před 2 měsíci +1

      Troll add ... booo

  • @ilkerSerhat-be3fb
    @ilkerSerhat-be3fb Před 2 měsíci +190

    Dean Phillips is at least honest and funny AF could be all much better with *AWT66W* and guys getting in

  • @Kiloburn
    @Kiloburn Před 2 měsíci +1

    10:16 - Thank you for speaking truth to power, Stephen! I had this SAME GRIPE!!

  • @pb_and_nutella
    @pb_and_nutella Před 2 měsíci +1

    Nothing has given me more respect for Dean Phillips than his willingness to stand up for the truth even when it meant acknowledging that he was a less popular candidate than the NYT was willing to say he was

  • @CagriMustafa-ji4gv
    @CagriMustafa-ji4gv Před 2 měsíci +189

    So now Joe will promote Palmer to Chief of Staff. Gonna lead me to *AWT66W* man

  • @HandeCem
    @HandeCem Před 2 měsíci +190

    I wish Haley would be Biden's VP just for kicks. Gonna bring me to *AWT66W* man

    • @nanszoo3092
      @nanszoo3092 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Nooooooooooo
      I feel like the country's been kicked around enough already.

  • @TheBlackbudda08
    @TheBlackbudda08 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Tortoise/Hair...Straight Genius ...Props !!!

  • @phntasy333
    @phntasy333 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Keep pointing out the corruption!! We can not both sides this thing..

  • @BarisPinar-wm2ns
    @BarisPinar-wm2ns Před 2 měsíci +229

    McConnell has this one chance to actually do the right thing, and still he is spineless. this year got actually fixed by *AWT66W*

    • @markrix
      @markrix Před 2 měsíci +6

      AWT66W?

    • @antoniograncino3506
      @antoniograncino3506 Před 2 měsíci

      Well, son of a Mitch !

    • @karenneill9109
      @karenneill9109 Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@markrixit seems to be getting added to all the comments. What the hell is going on?

    • @StarPlaty
      @StarPlaty Před 2 měsíci +10

      @@karenneill9109The bots are trying to be relevant while advertising.

    • @alexvaraderey
      @alexvaraderey Před 2 měsíci

      @@karenneill9109 Amazon are starting their own digital currency. That's the name of it. At least it makes it easier to spot the trolls. The Russian ones don't advertise.

  • @MustafaSebahat
    @MustafaSebahat Před 2 měsíci +201

    Minnesotan here, Dean Philips is so unlikeable, he can't accept the only reason he won is because the other dude wanted to frack the iron range. you feel *AWT66W* ? that is the best thank god

  • @sinclairlundy1536
    @sinclairlundy1536 Před 2 měsíci

    Amen on Connections!

  • @robertgandler3177
    @robertgandler3177 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

  • @MariaTugsem
    @MariaTugsem Před 2 měsíci +214

    I can usually laugh with this show but the fact that the Republican Party can’t find anyone other than Trump is just too depressing… dudes *AWT66W* ? that is everywhere somehow

  • @RamazanUmut-pf6nd
    @RamazanUmut-pf6nd Před 2 měsíci +192

    If Trunp becomes president then I'm protesting until he is removed and put in solitary confinement. the *AWT66W* move is assisting us mark my words

    • @poe_slaw
      @poe_slaw Před 2 měsíci +3

      This is a bot

    • @xh3598
      @xh3598 Před 2 měsíci

      Check the US census. Hispanics will become the biggest minority in the US around 2050. Around 2100 Hispanics will be tied with the Whites. Remember that 1/3 of the US was Mexico at one point. The US Congress and the White House will be dominated by Hispanics. Hispanics are mostly against abortion. The minority will dominate the Whites after 2050, you can take that to the Bank. VIVA MEXICO

    • @kathybyerly7904
      @kathybyerly7904 Před 2 měsíci

      I'll help. Tired of this clown

  • @abramporras7877
    @abramporras7877 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I'm amazed that Colbert knew about the Amazon fish 😂😂😂😂 and the public too

  • @AhmetLeyla-ed6ko
    @AhmetLeyla-ed6ko Před 2 měsíci +184

    NYT is jaded journalism. do you believe *AWT66W* ? great work by them!

    • @raquel2116
      @raquel2116 Před 2 měsíci

      𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔤𝔩𝔢 it, so much worth

    • @altrag
      @altrag Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@raquel2116 I did. Got exactly two hits: A reddit post asking wtf you spammers are on about, and an extremely vague reference suggesting that its probably just the next pump-and-dump crypto scam.

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 Před 2 měsíci

      Oh my God, Gretchen, stop trying to make ATW66W happen!

  • @EbruMeltem
    @EbruMeltem Před 2 měsíci +192

    Breaking news, Nikki Haley is back in the race. you got me with *AWT66W* ! That was the best idea you ever had!

    • @karenneill9109
      @karenneill9109 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Check your comment. Does it actually say what you intended it to?

    • @Kathy-df1ix
      @Kathy-df1ix Před 2 měsíci

      🤥

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@karenneill9109 It's a Spambot. They randomly take part of a comment, then add in whatever crypto-scam device they're hawking. Just report them, not that YT cares.

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 Před 2 měsíci

      @@karenneill9109 It's a bot. Probably took someone else's comment and tacked the crypto crap at the end. Report and move on.

    • @karenneill9109
      @karenneill9109 Před 2 měsíci

      @@resileaf9501 Thank you! I figured it was something like that. I’d never seen it where it co-opted other comments. Creepy!

  • @cath2536
    @cath2536 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I agree absolutely about NYT Connections😂

  • @peterfedun-sk3jt
    @peterfedun-sk3jt Před 2 měsíci +1

    The Moscow Mitch routine was excellent and the stick poked you! 😂😂😂

  • @BahriOzgur-ee3zk
    @BahriOzgur-ee3zk Před 2 měsíci +192

    Don’t give these miscreants ANY publicity or name recognition… oh I forgot we’re still in a democracy. simply *AWT66W* can help!

    • @stoppin2look
      @stoppin2look Před 2 měsíci +1

      Troll ad ... boo

    • @TooSlowTube
      @TooSlowTube Před 2 měsíci

      @@stoppin2look Don't reply to it - report it, with the three dots menu to the right (hover to reveal).

  • @EraySermin
    @EraySermin Před 2 měsíci +177

    Nikki Haley dropping out of the election was bound to happen what about the *AWT66W* thing you in it?

    • @raquel2116
      @raquel2116 Před 2 měsíci +1

      𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔤𝔩𝔢 it, so much worth

    • @anitanalley2417
      @anitanalley2417 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Bot bots bots

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@raquel2116 No it isn't

    • @astridexplorer5096
      @astridexplorer5096 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Spam. This comment is showing up all over CZcams. Go away, bot.

  • @parkiwi4787
    @parkiwi4787 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Biden's competition was the uncommitted and Trump needs to be committed.

  • @lizetteklassen3988
    @lizetteklassen3988 Před 2 měsíci

    The broomstick...the broomstick made me cry..😂😂😂😂😂😂