How to make Pornogrind
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- čas přidán 4. 06. 2024
- Andri teaches you how to make some heavy groovy songs with extremely offensive lyrics.
#Pornogrind #ExtremeMetal #PagefireTutorial
[SONG]
Buy the song here:
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Stream the song on Spotify:
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[DIV CREDITS]
Vocalist - Brage (Grandma's Basement)
/ @grandpasbasementoffic...
Anime voices in the song - Miss Mooni
Order here: www.fiverr.com/share/PoBBx
Twitter: / missmoonified
The Anime T-shirt I wore in the video:
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Anime girls made with:
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Background music can be found here:
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[Close Caption credit]
English - LovelyMetalhead
[Chapters]
00:00 Intro
01:21 What You Need
07:03 Record
10:18 Music Video
13:47 Finale
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Quick Disclaimer: Yes we are aware that the Dayton Shooter was in a Pornogrind band. We have been working on this video since June, then we started filming and recording in Juli. These videos take a while to record and edit before releasing them. So this is just one of those unfortunate coincidences. While we're here, we'd like to say: Fuck white nationalists, fuck mysogonists, and fuck mass shooters.
mvt4tion just like the easy availability of guns /s
@Javier No, a white nationalist is someone who believes white people should form an ethnically exclusive nation state and either kick out or persecute everyone else in it.
@Javier
No.
@Javier Then it would be an American nationalist or a Polish nationalist. White isn't a country. You know what being proud of skin color entails.
White nationalists believe in a nation of "whites only" is necessary to maintain the "purity" or "survival". This is a pretty quick Google search.
and remember kids, first you record vocals then you write lyrics
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is there any other way ?
Wotans Krieger no
I just did that laugh and snort at the same time thing. Thanks.
A few years ago I unironically did this in a "OnE mAn PrOgGrEsSiVe Nu SlAm MeTaL" side project, lol I'd just grunt and listen back and make up random shit that could be lyrics
“Menstrual cycle on my face
It’s my bloody war paint”
True poetry
Cooper tribal not bloody
Only if you're a fucking psycho.
Don't forget "I want to cuddle in your puddle"! REAL brilliance is so hard to come by these days. We are truly blessed.
Omg this got 1.3k likes what?!? 😂
@@ChristopherGardellahalogravity we truly are
Step One: Don't.
Stop
Hey i know u i think u are that old Man in Fallout new vegad
Step Two: Just Don't
Step 3. Get a job
I have a bullet in my head. Can u help me pls?
He managed to make a Pornogrind song that was not only NOT misogynist, but was actually more of a male submission fantasy. Pretty good sir, pretty good. I think we can all admit it when the song is a "joke", but kills anyway. Had I not seen the preceding video or the lyric subtitles, I would have just thought "fuck yes, good song".
This absolutely sounds better than most pornogrind bands... excellent.
Also the lyrics aren't misogynistic. Just fetish heavy.
Was thinking the same. This song is not complete chaos so you can enjoy the heavy riffs and the vocalists says actual sentences rather than just make some noises
Most of Andri's stuff is excellent IMO
**BRERRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE* INTENSIFIES*
Totally agreed.
I think we need “Pee Pee Bree Bree” shirts
PEEPEEPOOPOO
@@user-qf8dp6oj9u nobody will topple peepeepoopoo, it's okay
The peepeepoopoo man
Ah yes; the three essentials of true art:
1. Blood
2. Murder
And naturally:
3. Menstruation
Don't forget Japanese cartoons
@S Mavi grosses uff
What's the song from 0:13 ? I couldn't find it in the description and it's so good :-D
That's just a transition track that I recorded in just a few minutes. All the in between segments (like the title card, what you need, record) are written just for the videos and I'm too lazy to make that into a full song. - Andri
I highly recommend listening to Rendered Helpless if you dont know them. My fav in the Genre. Absolutely brutal
I didn't expect Anomaly to show up here
oh thats right, i forgot that anomaly likes these types of music
xD
Xd
Remember when Ozzy bit the head off of a bat? That seems so quaint now
Adam... Idk. I think many of the people in the audience wouldn’t stomach the animal abuse in our times.
The imagery and symbolism has gotten ever more intense but how many people actually subscribe to these ideas in day to day life? I think we all just role play and put on the facade of misanthropic aggression in order to achieve catharsis.
Idk man, extreme music is weird, I don’t know shit
Idk man, that's still fucking extreme up to this day.
@@kostassalerakis1024 Yeah. We've just gotten used to it. Or in my case. Before my time.
It's like the Nazis in WW2 or the atomic bombings. Utterly sickening, but we've become a bit numb to it due to knowing about it. And the fact that it happened 74 years ago. So most people who knew about it at the time have passed away.
Type up "danger music" it's performance art and extreme music had a baby who grew up to be really chaotic
@@kallebleles1220 look up some Gorgoroth shows.
"Both (pornogrind and slam) are pretty much the same." Brave words for someone in slamhammering range.
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i can already hear the elitists breeing
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The difference is that slam is good
I'm thinking for once, first thing that comes to my mind:
Heyyyyy, why not just make a pornogrind band with every song's lyrics being just the entire script of an anime episode
This is actually genius.
Thanks for the idea
Good thing the subtitles of the latest Attack On Titan are now available.
Sailormoon-Core.
@@nipulkradmsinatagras8293 LMAO
So you're telling me this whole time I could've just gone into MS paint and used a mouse to scribble unreadable words???
Rosen yes
HENTAIGRIND
and yes, thats a thing
Check out my hentaigrind project on my channel uwu nyah and shit
Bruh that's just pornogrind with anime
@@user-tp4gi8gt3g yes and its glorious
OOOOOHHH N [OOOOOO
@@dogvtf OOOOOOOWOOOOOOO
"there's only so many prostitute murder rampage songs i can listen to without getting bored"
relatable content. i wish there was more extreme metal with lyrics that didn't rely purely on shock factors.
Check out Beyond Creation. No shock factor apart from exhibitionist guitar jerking.
Teeny weenie by BroJob
That's the point of it.
Yea but most of the time you can’t understand them so what’s the point
I know it's sartistic, but if anyone thinks in that way, why don't they rely on Pop or Christian Rock if they don't want metal to shock them? The whole purpose of rock n roll is to shock people.
So, would you also call it IncelGrind?
You're not wrong.
@@Pagefire LOL
Then what makes Thotcore?
DeeznutsCote
@Brett Hazelton don't you be hating on my girl t swift
Legends say every 30 minutes, 60 pornogrind bands are born
why do I see you on almost every comment section
I mean, there's only so much BREEEE!! and GRHRGRHRGRHRGRHG!!! that pornogrind bands could do before they all sound the same
Wow, this is the first pornogrind song that didn't make me want to travel back in time to convince the guys in Napalm and ENT to take up stamp collecting instead.
Curiousity is gonna get me killed next youtube search
Grindcore is somehow the absolute worst most dogwater trash I've ever heard and one of the best genres in metal at the same time, because I love Pig Destroyer.
@@Psychedelicgothicpink yup
This is actually a brilliant deconstruction of death/grind and closer to the spirit of that music and less of a pisstake than many people realize. People I met who played in death metal or grindcore bands were generally soft-spoken gentle souls who worked in IT by day, and by night liked playing Warcraft and watching Futurama, but on weekends could be found in the back rooms of dive bars singing songs about sawing Miley Cyrus in half.
Music is all about how it makes you feel inside. There's nothing more visceral and powerful than death metal riffing. The vocals & lyrics are really just incidental to the music, you can't hear em anyway, so why not have fun with it and be as gruesome as possible (like those fucked-up old Troma horror comedies...) Anyone who takes 'em seriously are just being stooged.
This reminds me of the good old days when I was 15 and I had a band for like 2 weeks but it didn't work out because I wanted to make humorous, silly and satirical lyrics while the guitarist just wanted to sing what was basically 3 lines of actual lyrics and then repeat the swedish version of what was essentially "prostitute slaughter".
Absolutely great video by the way, love your sence of humor!
Much love and respect from a little heathen in Sweden!🤘❤
You can’t fool me with those pixels, I know a Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship album cover when I see one
"Your recent Google searches have been sent to the police !
- not again ..."
THE END
I found this in my reccomended. the rock and metal community has never failed me yet
sauce for your pfp
@@madiserket2 sorry idk i found it about 4 years ago
@@AwkwardHypernerd413 what do u mean
Friendly Potato his guitar has the cancer logo and says "karkat" on it. Karkat is a character from homestuck, and that's all you need to know. Don't google it unless you want your life to change.
@@AwkwardHypernerd413 I've heard of homestuck and it's "interesting community" well ive been in some interesting communities myself so
You need to make an album of all these "how to" songs! They're so damn good lol
Next year!
One of my favourite series on CZcams. Andri is a treasure.
Pretty much lmao
agreed but i believe its a team effort
That One Guy that I fucking see everywhere.
"I want to cuddle in your puddle" LMAO!
PEEE PEE BREE BREE BREEEEEEE!!!!
Next Gutalax I want it
I'm still absolutely convinced that his whole Grind-Thing is a french cheese guerilla marketing scheme. I mean... BRIE BRIE BRIE BRIEEEE BRIE BRIE BRIEEEE
It's obvious
Seize your investigation!
@@Pagefire an internet comment etiquette refernce? nice
That's why brie larsson is an SJW because you all summoned her all at once on every single songs
Thanks for actually making a pornogrind song with lyrics that are pretty "light-hearted" and not misogynistic. Reading the lyrics of pornogrind and slam bands can make you lose your faith in humanity.
We agree.
Stfu stop being a baby
@@tristanpowers2103 is being a good person in 2020 illegal now?
@@christhelostsoul9927 apparently
Pretty sure most of the lyricists aren't serious about what they say. At least I hope so
Dude, that vocal mix sounds exactly like Nathan Explosion.
Rocca Flocca THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!
Almost... no this could be brendon small himself
When you can see Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship through the censor.
How lovely.
I was a bit disappointed in myself when I saw and recognized it.
Shit I have only listened to one dehumanizing itatrain worship song and I ho ho am proud of this achievement
its a great fucking band not even gonna lie
Their songs are actually moe anime intros.
Turned into slam.
@@Ith4qua which I like
Nico nico breeeeeeeeeeee
Oddly enough, I really like this. The riffs are just fantastic, and the singers voice reminds me of the lead from dethklok
"Yeah, I'm talking to metal musicians..." Best part.
Tortxo he's not wrong.
I'm a guitarist and don't have a damn clue about music theory. I just plug in the guitar, crank up the gain and start jamming.
I understand music theory to a point, enough to know what fifths, fourths, 7ths, Maj/minor 3rds, scales, degrees of scales, chord logic etc. That being said I still thought it was funny as hell because when I write songs I don't really use the theory unless I'm writing the chorous or something melodic. For riffs I find using theory and sticking to the notes of one particular scale can sound boring. You gotta throw stuff in there that shouldn't fit at all, but make it fit, and make it heavy, and make it groove. Hints perfect fourths. These chords sound like actual garbage. But metal musicians make them sound heavy, make them groove, and use it as part of their sound. Or the flat second. Or the flat fifth. Or the flat fourth. It's our job as metal musicians to make these normally unpleasant intervals sound interesting and heavy.
Here's some more wanted core/metal tutorial episodes you should tackel .
Cybergrind
DeathGrind
ElectroGrind
Noisegrind
Mathcore
Blackened Grindcore
Slam Metal with clogged sink vocals
Death Folk
Traditional Death Metal
Rap Metal/Nu Metal,in the influence style of Limp Bizkit and Rage Against the Machine
Blackgaze
Glam/Hair Metal
Thrash Metal
Industrial Metal
Blackened Death Metal
Blackened Thrash Metal
Progressive Metal
Power Metal
Djent
Doom Metal
Neoclassical
UnBlack Metal
Hardcore Punk
Skate Punk
Pop Punk
Crust Punk
There's a more complete list: czcams.com/video/9I_F0VSvv6Q/video.html
DJENT IS NOT A GENRE
Mérové Touchstone no u
It's a technique, not a genre
Mérové Touchstone I don’t really agree, but well, it’s your opinion and I’m ok with that
There is a lot of people saying that the "grind" genres are already getting boring so i suggest: "How to make Mathcore" *GROOVY DISONANCE*
That's what I'm going to name the genre of songs my teachers made me sing to remember the quadratic formula
Man I love the right drums with the anime "Gifs". 7:25
JLSTHERAT shut up weeb
That "Bloody Pee Pee" line is honestly some of the funniest lyrics I've heard in a while.
Also, this video was genuinely helpful for me to understand what makes Pornogrind different from similar genres. I'm hoping this knowledge will help me on my quest to write Furry Pornogrind to add a fresh take on the genre.
Oh my god please send the final product to me I want to see the how they will react to heavy furry metal
*OwO*
Thanks for the feature, had a blast recording it! Hmu if you want to make some more of this stuff ;)
-B-rage
Féleth
Grandpas basement
As an ex-drummer of a goregrind band, I can say this is totally accurate
damn whats ur ex band name,
@@biggydolly7379 Rotten Pigs
This was totally worth being on another FBI watchlist. "Menstrual cycle on my face, it's my tribal war paint!"
"murder, blood and menstruation"
love this line.
Oh man that’s so awesome! Such a profound insight into the genre I’ve never got any patience to dive deeper.
Content Warning: This guy likes women
I'm sorry you had to read that sentence
Thanks for the warning, I’ll be sure to take that into account when listening to this
Someone somewhere is bound to take this seriously, lols.
Hahahahah you fool I have already made an entire album
Someone somewhere masterbated to this video. Youre welcome for the images lmfao
"What's the connection with anime and gore?"
That depends, are we talking moe like Love Live or something like Higurashi? (winces) That fingernail scene...
I think the anime stuff it's just because it's the perfect music to listen to while reading some good ol' hentai.
Especially if that's your main daily occupation.
For every day.
For more than 10 years now.
All those corpses...
Save me...
you can (not) be saved
bruh moment
Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship. My favourite 😄
3:06 I totally lost it 🤣
This "how to make" series is such a CZcams gem. Amazing work guys!
“Menstrual cycle on my face it’s my tribal war paint” absolute bars my good man🔥
"Goodbye monetization."
The shortest and the saddest story by Ernest Hemingway
You managed to make pornogrind not sound like literal shit, good job sir👌🤘
Gutalax would be offended by this
That's because they ended up making Slam instead, which disappointed me to be honest. I find Slam in general to be incredibly boring. Most of the Slam bands I've heard have sounded far too much like they were former Deathcore bands trying to transition over to Death Metal but failing at it because they just can't let go of their breakdown fetish. The way those fuckers do breakdowns is not brutal (or br00tal or whatever bastardization of the word they prefer), unless they meant to say "brutally boring" because all they manage to do is bore me half to sleep.
That said, this song was one of those rare exceptions that didn't put me to sleep so I'll give them props for making something slammy that didn't make me want to skip to another track.
It's deathcore, slam but really not grind. I agree.
NasenSpraySteven Gutalax ftw!
2:31 "Extreme metal loves anime."
*Well, who doesn't?*
People who go outside.
@@disperse7656 bxcbgvbfgjuycxetb5ewyt5yv65yg43gvt54v7bh754ebv
Asian people
@@disperse7656 This didn't age well.
@@sadcat1565 I agree
2:46 The obvious connection is the existance of extreme anime genres
3:06 the fact that you bought that same shirt for the purpose of making this video is some dedication LMAO. Subscribed! Also subbing because I'm learning things I had questioned for years
Vocalist has a bit of a Nathan Explosion thing going on
These vids are always so top notch, they should be blowing up in views.
"What rhymes with menstration bukkake?"
"Have you tried rhymezone.com?"
"They blocked me..."
When you like anime but you are scandinavian and love metal....
Subbed based solely on the fact that you bought that t-shirt. I admire the above and beyond attitude you have.
Always a pleasure to come back home and see this in my subscription box.
As someone who grew up opening shows for Meat Shits at The Workshop in Ceres, CA (A LOT), I can say you really nailed it. Song is a bit long for a pornogrind song, but it works! Cheers!
Oh my god, your guitar gives me homestuck flashbacks, with the Karkat and Cancer symbol
god i was hoping someone had noticed.
This person is stuck in 2006
r/unexpectedhomestuck
these series are amazing, every time I just can't stop laughing and they definitely lift my mood for a good week! thank you for your hard work
6:15 An actual picture of TheQuartering... I knew I was right to subscribe to you guys...
F in chat
pee pee bree bree
I have no idea how I came across this video, but I loved it from beginning to end!
Awesome work :D
I like how you change the context of the media samples you use; it's very innovative
Can't believe you got Nathan Explosion on vocals for this one
shots fired at jeremy from the quartering. lol
Holy shit I haven’t laughed so hard at a video in a while! Thank you for making this!😂🤘🏻
Love how he threw in Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship lol
Dope band
Love this video, honestly hilarious. To think that people honestly make this genre not as a joke
Awesome video glad I found this channel
The logo looks great even if its done in ms paint...
I just recently discovered this channel and it's both hilarious and informative! Good stuff!
You forgot to send your mix through a HM-2 pedal and record the outcome with a skype mic on a cheap aliexpress speaker. poser!
Alien Fucker I think that process was left off because that's a completely different subject: How To Master Any Subgenre That Ends With Core Or Grind.
Greg Merritt more everything with grind than core i think, i mean (new) metalcore mixes are quite hi-fi
@@koffieverslaafde627 Modern metalcore is just watered down melodic death metal, which in turn is watered down death metal. Nothing core with modern metalcore.
Nykal i personally dig melodic death metal but I get what you mean. Melodeath isn’t heavy like death metal, I don’t listen to it for heaviness only
Alien Fucker. You guys rule. Been waiting on a second black metal album from you guys. Love you're music and original take on the covers you do too.
That track is the best yet. Incredible, excellent production.
So this is where quarantine has led me.... I was relatively normal before quarantine. No going back now. 🤷♀️
You and me both my friend
@@vanadmirable8813 😂 at least I'm not alone.... well... here at least. 😂
OH NO THE QUARTERING
Hahahaha I noticed that as well.
You guys are awesome.. id even watch a how to make pop music by yall.
Watch them make an accidental worldwide #1 pop hit
How to make eurodance: Pick the same drums line. LOL.
He needs to make the video at least 10 min, what will he do for the other 8 minutes ?
this randomly came up in my recommended but I'm pleasantly surprised to have gotten this vid there, your production quality is really fuckin great, man.
Honestly loved this vid so much. Your hilarious bro
I appreciate what I perceive to be increased production value. I wonder if the longer summer days have increased y’all’s productivity.
Spiral out, keep going!
I was getting uncanny Dethklok vibes from the track at the end.
I genuinely keep coming back and listening to this song it's good.
This is a great video. I was so entertained. Thanks.
The final result sounds oddly similair to Dethklok,even lyrically
You just Putted my Discharge Of The BloodyEntrails single artwork on your video Damn sick Thank you man
I love that band owu
These are all great videos. Totally informative and inspiring. We are really coming up with wild stuff! THANX
I laughed throughout the song 🤣🤣🤣🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾
Super-heavy and great listen 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
I reccomend Elfin Lied for Anime
Lucy and MewMew is best transforming girl. A cute show 14/10
The amount of scarlet glitter is very prominent throughout
You did more for this genre than anybody in it. Respect
I cant not hear Nathan explosion.. my brain says no but my ears say yes.
Thank you. This was amazing. Subbed for life.
Not gonna lie i entered just because the title said porno and i was curious to see what kind of porno would be acceptable enough on youtube and even well enough to be recomended, but i stayed for the content, incredible job.
"Anime, with gore and stuff"... so, Higurashi?
Cheerleader Concubine and Dehumanizing itatrain worship are my friends
I read that as dehumanizing Italian worship and now I’m just imagining a pornogrind band that really likes Italian girls.
@@Darklazer230 I'm stealing that 100%
dude i fucking love your videos think its dope seeing you on other channels i watch your a fucking lad
i also make shitty anime grind. the genre is expanding a lot these days
@@sentientblown__headgasket6081 lol thx
So much effort and passion in one video man
Welp thank God I found this channel...keep up the good work boiiiiii
Worst thing is that this is actually good... I also love how happy you look XD
lol when I can recognize most of the blurred album covers
Love what you do very entertaining cheers!!
Awesome content! Excellent editing!