I asked Instagram how to make a PB&J sandwich 🥪 (this is what happened)
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- čas přidán 27. 11. 2019
- today you give me tips on how to make instagram pbj
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HIDDEN COMMENT: miss everdeen needs to be fired - Zábava
Alternate title:
*im being stalked by a person named Cassie.*
Click baity
Hahahahahha, she knows his kitchen better than him 😂😂😂😂
Or what if Cassie is the house
Caleb33gamer 1234 Hmmmmmm.....
Gloom: hi
Nobody:
Ryan: puts Billie Eilish on the thumbnail
You should edit your comment and say
Nobody expect Ryan
Layze Fan except
Beaver Boi *eilish
I got you to 699 likes
and he need that click bate eheh
Layze Fan NOBODY memes aren’t funny
I love how he expelled Cassie for teaching him a semi-correct way, yet only gave detention to Yasmine, who taught him to make a butter-nut breaddog.
Plot twist: you are Cassie :D
Wtf is a bread dog
butter *n u t*
Ew picrew
I like how he has multiple jars of pb and j but only one knife😂😂
sooo true
ikr lol
Donley henry
lol yeah!
Plot twist: this is cassie’s house
Nolan Long
Maybe it is
this is bretman rock house
Maybe it is my house🤔
Cassie Dell maybe it’s mine
@@cassiedell7735 oop
Cassie: gets a B- and Expelled
Yasmin: gets a F- and Detention
logic
school's don't value equality
Bryce Smith why did you say that twice
bIG_bOY_29 sometimes it glitches
@@big_boy_297it's weird it's weird.
13:33
I love how it sounds like we’re going straight into a lamplighter radio theater!
That's an excellent life quote "life's all about how you finish not how you start" 5:43
Ryan:"ever heard of gravity?"
Cassie:"ever heard of common sense
Alejandro Meza OHHHHHHH!!!!!
That was a good one lol
OHHHHHHHHHH ROASTED OHHHHHHHHHH
Wow..
Ryan got roasted...
BUT NOT ENOUGH TO TO BE SMASHED AND THEN TURNED INTO PEANUT BUTTER TO MAKE A PB&J
HAH
Alejandro Meza ohhhhhhh
Student: *gets F-*
Ryan: DETENTION
student: *gets B-*
Ryan: EXPELLED
MAceOneE 😂😂
MAceOneE logic
H
Makes sense
Logic
When you PICK UP the sandwich it means holding it with your hand and fingers as well so the GRAVITY doesn't pull it down! Justice for Cassy!
Thanks but didn't need to know that I'm sorry but your wrong 😔😭
@@johndoyle3306???
Only Ryan trahan can make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich tutorial entertaining
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE “in loving memory” IM SCREAMING OVER IT
WHATS THE TIMESTAMP
samaira 3:35
ikr i can’t
Mixiee 3:35
I went back to read just because of this comment and I'm glad I did😂
Everyone: Sandwich
Ryan: Sanwich
Me: sammitch
@@JayKaryo me: stop eating the sandwiches and throwing away what I store for later REEEE
Cuz my family takes things I store throw em away and eat sandwiches like mad men
british people: sarnie
Lol don’t hate on his Texan accent I have one too!
No he spells sandwich wrong he spelled it sanwich
Teacher: Reads the instructions
Teacher: Puts an entire loaf of bread down and puts an entire jar of peanut butter and jelly on it
Teacher: Continues to read instructions
Teacher: Puts entire loaf of bread on that
Teacher: You never told me to open it
Class Clown: Excuse me but we assumed you would use the same common sense that you tell us to use
The Hole Class: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHHHOHHHH
the fact you said hole instead of whole makes you the clown
r u five
6:40
What my bathroom sounds like after I eat Taco Bell
she said “with your hands” you only used your left hand smh you didn’t follow the rules
Caleb Brower that’s what I was going to say
Cassie Santillano rightt
Caleb Brower yeah the toghtcl
lol
Caleb Brower i guess hes gotten too used to only using his left hand 🤷♀️
“Isaac Newton is rolling in his grave right now” 💀
gw fishing lmbooooooo
Mohammed Abdul Basith Mohammed Abdul Basith R/wOoOoSh
Ryan's second grade teacher just wanted her students to be wrong always so she has an excuse to treat them like idiots
Teaching Detail and specificity with PB&J. Your teacher was awesome
This is the definition of ryan running out of ideas LMFAOOO
Idk why I just watched a 15 minute video AND STILL found it entertaining
@@mayjanen849 cuz he's hilarious
If he came up with something like this i don’t think he is out of ideas lol
Alternate title: Ryan reminiscing and venting his anger from second grade for 15 minutes
cassie gets explled for ALMOST completing the sandwhich but yasmin get detention for telling you how to make a sandwhich. Dang LOL
My 8th grade social studies teacher did a similar thing but with map making, to demonstrate how important it was to be all specific about making maps way back when. We had to draw the class room and then write out instructions on how to get from the doorway to her desk. She would either over exaggerate steps and have an very large stride or she would under exaggerate it and move as little as possible. It was supposed to be a “fun” warm up, but it was more frustrating and annoying than fun.
I think we have all been there
Plot twist: He’s Gordon Ramsay’s son.
Oofé
true._.legend 😐NO BOI😂
also they look SO much alike
true._.legend
Yep
That’s not a very good plot twist- I mean it’s so obvious that he’s Gordon Ramsay’s son
10:37 that’s the crazy - Ryan
I love your laugh it’s so contagious 😂😂
“You're so bad you just invented a new grade scale” *RoAsTeD* 🤣
//Accio Harry Potter\\ you’re*
U disgusting creature
@@user-nu5or1gu3i literally no one cares
Hentacle TentaiTM it was before we were forced to stay indoors
*we did this back in year 2, but obviously since I’m British it had to be “how to make a cup of tea” and um ngl... I make a peng tea now. So thanks mr pratt :)*
same
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
What is peng
Evan Fisher it kinda means both fit and good lmao
Sameeee I can make nice tea now
It’s been 3 years and this is still my favourite Ryan video
Here is a PROPER Tutorial:
*Topic one, Bread*
1. Find the packet of bread from where ever it is
1.1. By grabbing the bread put your hand on the bread with the fingers placed down on the packet of bread
1.2. Carry the packet of bread all the way to the table
1.3. Put the bread down on to the table
1.4. By putting it on the table put the packet of bread softy on the table then release your hands which means take your fingers off from the packet of bread
(And you can open the packet of bread in whatever way you what)
*Topic two, The peanut butter*
2. Find the peanut butter from where ever it is
2.1. Grab the peanut butter by taking your hand and putting it on the jar of peanut butter with your fingers attached to the jar of peanut butter
**NOT FINISHED**
2.1... kinda sounds like geometry dash right now!
🤣🤣
Nice!
@@i-dont-know-a-name fr. It will never come
@@i-dont-know-a-name just give up, it’s never coming out.
Ryan: Every heard of Gravity?
Cassie: I said hold it in your hand not rest it,...
Kawaii Watermelone 133 yes
SMH 🤦♀️
*grabs it so that it's just a compressed ball of bread A jelly*
@@Jray608 I love those 💀
John 3:16 (NIV) For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
Repent and Put your trust in Jesus for your salvation.
Imagine if Gordon Ramsay watched this
You fking donkey! Said Gordon Ramsey
He’d say more cuss words than pennies he has
Gordon what are u
Ryan im a toast
Gordon what toast
Ryan a dumb toast
He looks like him too
Gaming Space no its "you panini head"
That’s the crazy… 😂
-Ryan.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dinner is served!!! 💙💗🤣💖
I was thinking of this video yeasterday, and now I get to watch it again!
every teacher watching this: SLAPS HEAD
*facepalms*
Lol
How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
First step open the bread packet by un twisting the plasting thing and take 2 bred out and take a spoon and scoop peanut butter and put it on the bred and put butter knife and spread it in the bread,then scoop the jelly with a butter knife and and spread it and put bath breads together and pick it up with your hands and bring your hand to your mouth and open your mouth and bite and chew and swallow it
@@simplistic_5444 so don’t put anything down? That’s impossible
This comment section is just “no one:” comments lol
they‘re about half a year behind
No one:
Literally no one:
You: 👽
Lol
You became a part of it, Mint :o
@Shaye Rouse I only hate it, because people don't unde how to make the comment lol. People always just do
No one:
Ryan: [sentence that was indeed spoken in the video]
How proud are Ryan's parents are they PROUD of EMBARRASSED
Thanks for teaching me! Can you make a video on how to make a glass of water??? Hahaha.. Just kidding, you're tearing up! You make great videos😂
Please someone send this video to Gordon Ramsay, he needs to witness this masterpiece.
Yes
Yes
Louise Nicolson HE WOULD ROAST MINE SO HARD NOOO😭😭😭
Louise Nicolson 2 steps ahead of ya😂
You fucking donkey
Chop suey
Zepho Thorning plz get a million likes lol
Inferno Ghost wait u play fortnite but don’t like mogz🤭🤭🤭
here b4 this shit blows up
@@owenkinsey2004 i know he doesnt like morgz he hates morgz
How is there not a million stairs?!
2:52 3AM youtubers be like:
The most crazy thing is not that cassie’s a flipping spy
ITS THE RYAN USED SMOOTH PEANUT BUTTER
Its impossible to do this as detailed as possible. You can't explain to someone how to move a muscle.
Ok B00mer
You just said it’s impossible to do something possible
@@James-eh4ye oh lol didnt realize. But i hope u get what i mean
@NateSoloTV honestly i dont wanna read that, but is it explaining how i can move a muscle or describing what the muscle does while being moved
Sensei Yeet
1) don’t move a muscle
2) do the opposite of what you just did
"Andrew, if you're watching this I hope you're exposed. Cops are on their way" 😂😂
Have a good year love the penny challenge
This is actually my favorite Ryan Trahan video
No one:
Ryan: *throws sandwich in sink not bin*
I thought the same thing LOL 😂
Clodagh Friel 😂😂I saw that too!
that annoyed me
Garbage disposal guys
That was weird lol
cassie:turn the bread upside down
ryan:doesnt hold it and just flips it over
Lacey Rankin me: triggered
It also said hands not hand😂
I would love a part two
I love this lol- the fact you boiled the actual jar of Jelly is crazy-
I love how he expelled the person who actually made something eatable but gave detention to the person who told him to put raw butter and a peanut on bread
Math isn’t mathing
John 3:16 (NIV) For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
Repent and Put your trust in Jesus for your salvation.
@@screege5647 bbb
@@screege5647 amen
@@screege5647 tf
“Im done and I’m disappointed.” *puts sandwich in sink*
This is literally my favorite video you've ever made
Omg i was dieing of laughter this whole video and I can't tell why
Aussies be like:
“It’s JAM”
Well it is jam ._.
Jam is better than jelly
Jelly and jam are different things
brits aswell
@@lewdew1109 yea
10:58 I thought it went in the Peanut Butter Jar lol
lol me too😂😂
Same
Me too
Me toooo
Sameeeeee
I can relate so much with your school thing with the steps. Yes yes yes. Lol. Memories
“I don’t judge you on how you eat your peanut butter jellies” me with peanut allergies: Because I don’t…
I just watched a guy make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for 15 minutes...
I just realised it went on for 15 minutes...
Who else is mad he threw Cassie’s sandwich 🤧
Me😭
Dude it's a sandwich -_- quit getting attached also canwich lol
the artwoolf attached?*
@@kaeleuu you corrected auto correct becouse I have max leval auto correct on my freaking phone becouse apprently i type worse then I am rn acording to some people so i turned it on and this happens Sooo in short screw you and auto correct
the artwoolf You have got to chill
Smooshed peanut butter and jelly into a sandwich and
BOOOOM MAGIC
According to Ryan: B- = expelled
F- = detention
I feel like this video was more of Ryan exposing Mrs Everdeen.
Instructions unclear:
I have successfully created a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
Yo round of the pause for Ryan he bin through a lot bro who agreed
Hi Ryan I will tell you how to make a PB&J, grab your plate face on the table, grab the bread and two slices put one slice on on plate other slice of the bread on the table, grab your peanut butter with a spoon or a nice your choice spread the peanut butter across the piece of bread on the plate Fred from side-to-side Telle Tire one side of the bread is completely filled with peanut butter. Grab the other slice of bread and put it on the plate after the other piece of bread has been took it off onto the table red jelly onto the bread piece that is on the plate and spread the jelly from side-to-side as you did with the peanut butter, then you will put the peanut butter piece of bread on to top of the jelly bread and then eat your sandwich.😊
ryan: F- Detention
also ryan: B+ EXPELLED
How to deal with childhood trauma: Bully the internet so everyone has to live with the same trauma now
12:19 gosh I laughed so hard I ran out of oxygen my boyfriend needed to do me mouth to mouth 😨
One time we did the workshop thingy and we had to do steps for decorating a Biscuit (or cookie whatever u call it) and they chose one set of steps and used that one, and since the amount of icing wasn’t specifically stated she put a heap on and didn’t put it on a plate, and then when she had to put sprinkles on she put it on the plate bc of mess and put the tiniest bit on.
Here is the real way how:
1. Get a plate from where every you get them
2. Place it on the counter
3. Get your bread out from where ever you keep it
4. Open the bag
5. Get 2 pieces of bread out of the bag
6. Lay them side by side on the plate
7. Open the jelly and peanut butter containers/jars
8. Get a butter knife
9. Dig it into the peanut butter and get whatever amount looks good in your opinion
10. Smear the peanut butter on the bread without get it off the bread
11. Rinse the knife in the sink
12. Dig the knife into the jelly carefully so it won’t slide off
13. Spread the jelly onto the bread without getting it off the bread
14. Put down the knife
15. Precisely line the bread on top of each other together
16. Take the sandwich off the plate
17. Eat to your hearts desire
18. Clean the plate and knife
19. Wash your hands
20. Put everything back where it belongs
You forgot to tell him how to breath!
so we aren't washing our hands before this? 😔 well.. i mean if u say so
Do I just leave my bread to be stale
It looks like I get to hold the bread ☹️
Also how do we open the pb and jelly if we don’t grab them first 😶
ryan: imnot going to be like my teacher,
Ryan 2 seconds later: im not going to put the plate down camryn didnt tell me too
Camryn did say to put the other stuff down
But camryn didnt tell him to put it down
But cameron did say put it down
lol true
This was a masterpiece
The way the word booty popped up made me laugh
no one:
Ryan: * has 3 jars of peanut butter and jelly on his counter *
Also Ryan:I don’t have 2 knives
Who doesn't
so apparently,
B- gets you expelled
but F- gets detention
://///
they what now?
Makes total sense
for the dumbasses above me 6:04 6:43
@@joshuaplayz7374 and neither did i :D
@@joshuaplayz7374 i didnt ask though
He now can finally make the final pb&j
I’m done and disappointed! ( throws sandwich in the sink) - Ryan. this was such a good vid! Hahahaha!
Nobody:
Ryan Trahan: Throws scraps of food in the sink. :(
I thought I was the only one who thought that was messed up NO ONE is mentioning it
Same
This deserves way more upvotes. I like Ryan but that screams recklessness
Sanjana Shrivastav you deserve more karma
He probably cut the scraps up and sent em down the garbage disposal
Ryan gets bit and stabbed. His teacher’s name is Mrs. Everdeen. No one is going to talk about this?
Katniss Everdeen?!😆
@@RandomFandomOfficial i knew it sounded familiar
KATNISS
@@RandomFandomOfficial hunger games??
I was gonna say...
Cassie called those who don't keep jam in the fridge psychotic yet she is the same person who keeps BREAD in the friggin CUPBOARDS
14:13 the way he just stoped sounding epic 💀
Ms.Everdeen: "I Can't breathe!"
Ryan: "Oh, I know....
Mwahaahahahahhahha!"
lol
Breathe air
-Andrew Tate
@@boshi1088😂😂😂
Only Ryan can make a 15 minute video about pb and j’s 😂
When he started cutting the bread vertically I was dying laughing
I have never laughed so much watching a dude make a sandwich
Andrew: bites Ryan’s hand
Ryan: why
Andrew: I wanted a French fry
Ryan: my finger is bleeding
Andrew: *o o h k e t c h u p*
Why
Windex
Omg vampire
wHeN
Mighty Magicman lol
why is everyone doing the "nobody:" thing its so overused lmao make a new joke for once jeff
lmao ikr so many attention seekers in the comments section
Nobody:
Joe: *no*
69 likes nice
Your name is joe, your a dead meme
joe uses “Jeff in the same sentence” smfh😐
This video is like my ELA teacher where she ask us (the classroom and me) to make an essay on how to make a PB&J sandwich and be detail and precisely on how to make it haha
This starts with you making pb and j and ends with you confessing to childhood
“I don’t judge you on how you eat your peanut butter and jellies!”
CHECKMATE.
I hate peanut butter.
davie 504😳
I don't like peanut butter but love pb&j sandwiches
Omfg same finally someone I can relate to
I'm allergic
peanut butter is the BEST. jelly is disgusting
PB&J:
grab a bag of bread
place it on your counter
open the bread bag
grab 2 pieces of bread out of the bag
make sure there aren't end pieces
open your peanut butter and your jelly jars
make sure the lids are open; if not, open them.
place them down.
with the slices, on a plate, place them down.
with any utensil you'd like, take any amount of PB of your choice out of the jar.
after scooping, place the blob of PB on one slice of bread.
tightly seal the PB jar and place it back into your cupboard.
with any utensil you'd like, take any amount of jelly of your choice out of the jar.
after scooping, place the blob of jelly on one slice of bread.
tightly seal the jelly jar and place it back into your fridge.
pick up the jelly slice
flip it upside down whilst still in your hand.
now, slowly place it neatly on top of the PB slice, which is still on the plate.
tap it down, making sure your sandwich is together.
with a knife, cut it from the top right corner to the bottom left corner, in a neat line.
give the left slide of PB&J to Haley, and eat the right side slice.
Enjoy!
So you open the jelly in the fridge and open peanut butter in pantry or cabinet and walk back and forth to get scoops of jam
you forgot to tell him to take out the PB and jelly
I died in step two because you forgot to tell me to breathe
You didn’t say to spread the peanut butter or the jelly
@@cammi11 maybe they like bread and thick middle glob sandwich.
Lol I literally watched this while making 6 PB&j sandwiches, not for instructions, just a coincidence. I was watching my watch later playlist and it came up
you have to find peanuts and butter, then you want to put the peanuts inside the butter, then put food coloring into the butter, then it turns brown, then you want to get grapes or strawberry or any kind of jelly you want, put it inside jello, then mix it, take out the o and replace it with y
First Thing: Cassie is letting Ryan use her house.
“Life’s all about how you finish not how you start.” -Ryan
Its a good quote
@@kheemreinaliciamorales3664 no wait its about the journey not about the end or beginning
Why is this joke he said being made an argument in the comments?
yo
"Lifes all about how you finish not how you start -ryan" - Ryleigh
I went to Gelsons today and I saw Joy Ride Candy, and I was so happy to see your products in stores. It shows that if you persevere, anyone can own a buisness or do something like that.
I feel like he was getting pettier as he went along😂
Doesn’t have wooden cutting board: *reality TV music intensifies*