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Resting on Your Gamer Boyfriend's Lap While He Plays [Controller Sounds][Rambling] | Audio RP | M4A
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- čas přidán 31. 07. 2023
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**realizing Erik balances angst and fluff**
Hehe, we're in danger
Fr though, Erik got the whole fandom scared 😭
All this fluff and then suddenly Erik is gonna go for the jugular with angst
Edit: What did I just say?
Like I'm terrified for the angst but so excited bc I LOVE angst
boutta be lethal. i can just feeeel it 😭
and you were right
This how you KNOW Avior’s gonna be angsty
Can you NOT?!
all of a sudden i cant hear u !!!!
This sign doesn’t apply to me because I CANT READ.
LITERALLY
Ayo i came here for peace don't you DARE (absolutely continue to taunt me)
*Timestamps:*
(Also thanks for the kind words while I was taking a break!! Still not feeling 100% but I feel a little better!!)
0:12 - The cute lil kisses ♥
0:35 - *Ollie’s gonna try out the new Mario Kart maps!!*
0:57 - Ollie getting sucked into the youtube hole of crocheting pokemon LOL
1:50 - “Payssing, paahsing, paassing”
1:56 - Ollie is so far down the rabbit hole that now he’s learning to crochet lemurs 😂
2:02 - Ollie blanking on the name for the “roly poly” bug lol
2:25 - Ollie is in fact, _not_ crocheting anything anytime soon
2:48 - “I mean I could tell you _anything_ that you’ve ever wanted to know about, yknow, using a front post stitch- except the most important thing about a front post stitch which is how to actually do it” 😂
3:07 - Ollie doesn’t know how to do a magic ring of 8, which he is upset about because apparently everything uses that lmao
3:26 - Getting back to the main point, the boi is gonna play some Mario Kart and is askin Baby to play with him
- 3:34 - They say no, but they’ll watch him play instead
3:51 - Ollie asking if Baby is okay ♥
4:00 - Baby saying they’re tired and Ollie saying they could just go to bed
4:09 - Baby saying that Mario Kart will be relaxing, and Ollie pressing “x” to Doubt /meme ref
4:33 - “I don’t know, if you’re gonna _want_ to try to sleep on my lap to this, it’s gonna be a lot”
4:45 - *Ollie offering to wear his headphones so it’s not as distracting for Baby*
5:13 - *“Can I have a kiss?”*
5:26 - *“I love you” + more kisses* ♥
5:53 - *Ollie starting to play, starting with quiet mumbling about the game + clicky clacky controller sounds!!*
8:36 - Ollie quietly gamer raging about this particular map lol
- *OLLIE:* Oh are you f*cking kidding me? [deep sigh] I don’t like this map. I do not like this map, and that’s not just because I’m losing it’s because it’s a _baaad_ maap. [deep sigh] See, I’m in first and I _still_ don’t like this map.
9:26 - Ollie telling Baby that if his rambling makes it harder for them to sleep, to let him know
9:50 - *OLLIE:* [deep sigh] That was a _bad_ launch. Baaad bad launch, Birdo
10:47 - A notification sound lol
- *OLLIE:* Oh god phone not right now I’m _busyyy._ _Very_ busy can’t you tell, can’t you tell how busy I am?
11:22 - Ollie quietly gamer raging again lmao
- *OLLIE:* The _indecency_ of hitting me with a _f*cking_ blooper, and _then,_ hitting me with lightning and the lightning doesn’t even clear the fricking blooper stuff off my fricking face! And _then,_ because apparently I’m not a human being and don’t deserve consideration, I then also get hit with a boo. Just insult to injury. [deep sigh] Stupid. But I am still in first so-
12:05 - *Ollie kissing Baby and saying it’s because it’s for good luck* ♥
12:26 - Ollie saying that his lack of previous Mario Kart knowledge is catching up to him lol
- *OLLIE:* I feel like my lack of knowledge of previous Mario Kart maps is uh- of previous Mario Kart _games,_ is really coming to bite me in the ass on this stuff because I have no frame of reference and no memories of any of these maps because i didnt play them because i didn’t play anything before Mario Kart 8
12:55 - Mario Kart 8 was the first video game Ollie ever played dfskjhsfk
13:24 - *OLLIE:* No no no- [frustrated groan] It’s fine, I’m not upset. I’ve never been upset. Couldn’t be me.
14:07 - *More soft gamer rage lol*
- *OLLIE:* Oh are you fri- are you literally joking me right now? [deep frustrated sigh] That’s B.S. That is total B.S.- [frustrated growl] No. Nononono.
14:34 - *OLLIE:* They’ll say “get good scrub” [deep sigh] That’s fine.
14:39 - 14:55 Ollie saying that he’s getting more bloopers because he’s in first lol
15:33 - Ollie not liking that he’s getting _another_ tour map lol
15:46 - 16:58 Ollie talking about how he was watching a video where someone was talking about why there were more tour maps
16:58 - *OLLIE:* [talking about the tour maps] But my question is… do _all of them_ really need to live forever??
17:45 - Ollie got to pet a bat once in a zoo lol
18:41 - Ollie officially complaining to Nintendo about the load times lmao
18:59 - Ollie realizing that he did the cups out of order 😅
19:15 - *Ollie asking once again if he should just shut up so Baby can sleep lol*
21:27 - *OLLIE:* Okay, got first. Hehe
22:17 - *OLLIE:* Goodbye Waluigi. You are no longer good in the meta. Your time is up, your time has come. R.I.P. to the longest boi.
22:36 - “Okay Waluigi, okay. It’s on, you lanky little bastard”
24:11 - Ollie talking about how his new build is great with Birdo
25:30 - More soft gamer rage
26:23 - Ollie complaining about bloopers lmao
- *OLLIE:* I just don’t think bloopers are cool or fair, because I don’t usually play online, so I’m not playing against other people. Computers are not affected by a blooper, so that item exists only to punish me no matter what place I’m in.
26:44 - In the middle of Ollie complaining he wins first place anyway LMAO
27:13 - *OLLIE:* So, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, f*ck the blue shell
28:14 - *“Why are there cassette tapes and a tennis ball in the bathroom??”*
29:10 - “Cassette tapes and a boom box in the bathroom. Why? Why??”
29:59 - Ollie won first again, which means he got perfect 3 stars with both cups!!
30:14 - Ollie finally getting him and Baby to the bedroom to sleep for real lol
30:20 - Sweet kisses before the video ends ♥
*Good luck kisses:*
6:38 | 9:22 | 12:05 | 12:18 | 15:17 | 18:13 | 19:05 | 21:30 | 24:09 | 30:01
*Clicky tongue sounds:*
6:28 | 6:35 | 11:59 | 19:03 | 23:25 | 25:02 | 25:39 |
*Humming:*
13:19 | 13:34 | 23:42 |
*Barcode message:*
"tourmapssuck"
(Thanks litlkim!!)
any time! 🙂
Sorry you had a bad flair up I send hugs 🤗🤗💜💜
Hugs offered for sympathy about flares. These are amazing.
I love listening to my man talk about my hobbies
Mac, don’t even worry about not finishing it all in one go, just concentrate on feeling better. Also, make sure you take care of urself-
Any time, and that means ANY time Ollie gets posted, our hearts either have been torn to shreds, or will be torn to shreds.
But on a serious note, this was so so helpful. I was feeling overwhelmed and overstimulated and just trying my hardest to not break down, and I found this at just the right time
Im absolutely thriving with all this lowkey relaxing stuff
Right? It’s the perfect lead up to Avior
Enjoy it while it lasts 😭
bro gave us ollie fluff…we are so fucked for the upcoming videos
RIGHT 😭😭😭
all this sleepy-time stuff is absolutely perfect right now, i'm gonna have so much great stuff to come back to whenever my brain decides to not let me sleep again ❤️
Ollie: do you know how frustrating it is to not know how to do a magic ring of 8? Everything uses the magic ring of 8!
Me, who actually crochets and can’t do a magic ring of anything to save my life: NOW YOU SEE MY FRUSTRATION 😂
PLEASE I FELT WHAT HE WAS FEELING WHEN HE STARTED TALKING 💀
MAGIC RINGS R HELLLLL
This is so me! I have to watch a tutorial anytime I need to do one, but I always struggle when it's time to try again :(
"Spending literal hours watching tutorials for a craft I will never learn" is more than a mood, it's what I did for years before learning how to crochet. Keep at it guys. Confucius say you may throw your hook across the room at the TV, as long as you pick it up again later and start the whole process over. *✨enlightened sobbing✨*
I love the crochet comments and have also recently been addicted to the exact channel Ollie talks about too! 💖 Can't wait to see his slow decent into the craft...
I love Ollie so much his rambling is adorable ❤
Ollie’s mumbling/rambling is so funny to me. If I was baby I wouldn’t be able to sleep at all I’d just be laughing the whole time.😭
Edit:
9:25 Welp…. not him calling me out😂
The motivation to crochet time period is absolutely real I absolutely spent tons of money on yarn and supplies just to make cows and bunnies
Erik: *uploads a angst audio then a fluff audio*
The fandom: *scared out of our minds for what’s next.*
I can’t wait for the upcoming angst 😍😍😍👍
I realize the question was rhetorical but I’m Canadian and I have an actual answer to the bat question at 17:30 so now I’m gonna make it everyone else’s problem /lh
Canada does technically have a bat problem in that they’re a primary carrier of rabies. When an infected bat reaches the late stages of the disease, it can no longer hang from trees and spends most of its time on the ground. Curious kids come along, pick the bat up, and get bit and infected themselves. Rabies is treatable in humans but you have to be quick and treatment is often painful.
I missed Ollie content. Missed that sweet loving man’s personality 🥹
Ollie is me when it comes to absolutely any crafting channel ever. Am I interested? Yes. Will I ever do the crafting myself? Nope.
This rather sweet and wholesome to listen to. We look forward to hear more.
Exept for the fact that Erik is most likely going to pull an angst on us😭😭
@@ThatTherapistFreind1FR 😭 im scared yall
As a person who has crocheted their entire life, hearing this is both wonderful and hilarious 😂
his crochet comment caught me so off guard because I'm crocheting as I listen to this 😂
The rambling about crocheting warmed my heart. Crochet is such a warm and relaxing hobby, I absolutely love it. Even if I’m not setting out to make something, just grabbing some yarn and a hook and learning new stitches and techniques is incredibly gratifying.
nervously glances at my redacted themed blankets I’ve made (that I won’t use cause I don’t want to mess them up 😂)
you've made redacted themed blankets?! how did fellow commenters just gloss over this amazing feat of yours, that's so cool. You should make a video of it and tag Redacted Audio
@@miangairie 🥹 you are incredibly kind, tysm 💜 I get random ideas in my head based on characters and give it a try. I am in the process of making a “controversial” item (ok, not controversial but funny) that I planned to share on TT when finished…maybe I’ll include my other stuff (though I won’t tag Erik 😊 he doesn’t really like that cause his phone would blow up lol) Again, ty! You made my night!/gen
@@litl_kimOMG PLEASE POST THEM ON TT
@@your.local.tank06 lol ok, I will 💜
With the new character and fluffy videos we getting I have a feeling something very bad is about to happen🕴
Oh no… we’re getting a shit ton of fluff and happy good shit… we’re gonna get angst-and probably a lot of it. I’m gonna be crying before the end of the week aren’t I? );
I have only started the video, but as someone who does crochet, I love it already. I am excited to listen to the rest!
This is the calm before storm isn’t…. (We are in danger)
Ayyyyy you published one on my birthday, thank you!!!❤
Erik out here pulling a double trying to lull us into a false sense of comfort and sleepiness. 👀 Love the Audio as always but do I trust it? Maybe? Maybe not?
Everyone down here in the comments got me sweating and everything 😭💔
Minha amiga: "Ah mas pq vc ta surtando tanto? É só uma notificação de vídeo.."
A NOTIFICAÇÃO:
yesss the angst is coming i can feel it
am i ollie? is ollie me? i just dedicated the last week of my life to learning how to crochet pokémon 🤨
I literally crocheted several animals today 😍😍😍 love ittt
Ollie's kisses are like FUEL to me
As a crochet girlie, the first 4 minutes got me giggling and kicking my feet like a school girl lmfao. I wish my man would try and learn how to crochet!!!
The absolute S T R U G G L E of crocheting a magic ring is real, glad I'm not the only one who finds it difficult
The whiplash I got from hearing Ollie talking about crochet. It's my latest hyperfixation xD
A little advice, if you don’t want to do a magic ring of 8 if I’m not mistaken you can chain 8 and slip stitch into the first hole.
(I know it sounds harder but it’s a lot easier)
I'm back! 🎉 Happy Birthday Erik! I know it was on the 21st, believe me I remembered, but it was a chaotic last week and it is just now that I'm feeling better 😊 I love this soft, sweet videos, thank you for this, I needed it ❤ and I'm gonna take a listen now to all the other videos I've missed recently, love you Erik, keep on doing your amazing artwork 🥰 oh and why is people here saying you're giving us all this fluff only to make us shiver later on with angsty videos??!!! Is that true Erik?!! 😢😂
ollie: *rambling about crochet*
me who crochets obsessively: *screeches in joy*
Heck yeah ive been binging your stuff
Same, i was rewatching the freelancer playlist for all that friendship goodness.
two very comforting sleep aids can only mean theres quite some angst in the horizon
my “milo’s kitten” theory is in full force in the comments today 😂
Love redacted ❤😊
Bandaid oli *before* the Avior video? Oh no. So much fear-
i love that all the comments are “erik’s gonna go for the kill with the angst🤗🤗🤗”
Ollie, Sam, David and Aaron act have my heart ❤️
happy girlfriends day to my favorite babygirl ollie❤️❤️
There’s been so much fluff lately……HOUSTON WE’RE IN DANGER😭😭
The way my jaw dropped when he started taking about crocheting…i’m crocheting right now at like 3 AM
ollie popping up into our lives whenever empowered lore gets serious and angsty
The day that we get an update about Ollie’s crocheting skills in any future video is the day I will be able to die a happy person
It's the fluff before the angst for me 😂
I'm scared for the next audio... 🥲
I love how avior plays his heart out on Mario kart.
I know how to crochet. Im fast enough to make an entire blanket in 12 days. I would crochet him anything. Anything he ever wanted.
As someone who crochets a ton I was genuinely so invested in the CZcams rabbit hole this guy gets into. Like bro I can tell u all about the front post stitch, I will debate magic rings of 6 vs 8. And then I will conk tf out to Mario Kart. The ideal content
Ollie is a sweetheart. My goodness, I adore his character 😊
Look bro, whenever I'm having a hard time, Ollie always drops. I'm pretty sure there's an unholy kind of magic involved in your scheduling, but I'm flaring like *nobody's* business and between the frustration and the painsomnia, I'm too thankful for the distracting softness to care. If you need more blood sacrifices to keep the dark magic going, you just let me know, m'dude.
Imma be honest, love this, love doin work and whatnot to it. However. I have fears now.
Ohh what a lovely domestic fluffy moment, i hope no angst comes to ruin it
me crocheting as I'm listening:
"this is the last video I'll watch on how to crochet pokemon"
me: huh? 😟
I absolutely relate to the learning to crochet part because that was me a view months past. 😂
As someone who crochets, it's so funny and cute to hear him ramble about it hehehe
ollie audios NEVER miss he has me like 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴
He learns how to crochet, i'm crying right now 😭
he's so cute i would crochet him anything
I CROCHET AND HE WATCHES VIDEOS ON IT PLEASE I WOULD TEACH HIM SO FAST
As someone who knows how to crochet but cannot find the time or energy to actually do it, the beginning was funny.
i’m not sure i like what the random fluff is insinuating!!
Oh, I though of this based on what Ollie said, don't quote me on this, but I remember reading an article/study that showed the benefits of resting with your eyes closed was almost as good as proper sleeping.
as soon as crocheting got mentioned i folded
I NEED A PARTNER THAT WILL CROCHET WITH MEEREERE!!!
actively screamed roly-poly like 7 times
Not me doing crochet while listening to this
That made me blush when I heard his voice bro😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Him ranting about the whole croshete(? I can’t duckin spell. Ugh) Pokémon thing made me realize that I watch fancy shmanshy nail art tutorials and I’m subbed but I can never do my nails because I’m not ✨skilled✨
Bro. I fell asleep to Skillet once. You’re good, I promise.
Y’ALL…. IM SCARED..
The way I squeaked when I heard hey stranger 😊
my fave boyyy
Ollie: It's not fair. And it's not right. And I don't agree with it. And i will be writing to my congressman. And they'll say "get good, scrub."
Me: PFFFFFFT-
I can't listen to these to sleep becasue i'll be so close to sleeping and then he'll say something funny and just like that i'm wide awake again, laughing my ass off.
I NEED HUSHHHHHH
Ollie my dear! It's been so long!
Y'all are struggling with a magic ring? It's not that hard! Just make a slip knot but don't pull it all the way through to make the actual knot and then chain 1, and boom, magic ring! (That's not a stellar explanation, but if I could show you a video of how I do it, I guarantee you'd never struggle again!)
i need ollie in my life, actually
ITS THE BOIIII
Now I want to learn how to crochet lemurs
the thing about waluigi is funny cuz my sister and i also have this thing where we just hate waluigi for some reason and we always have to beat him 😂
hey does anyone know if it will just be patreons that will see the age-restricted bonus sam audio that erik has posted?
Yes, cause there’s technically no “preview” for that one… it’s a continuation of Sam’s HBS…so that would be the preview
This fluff is making me nervous 😅
YOU’VE NEVER SEEN A BAT IN THE WILD?!?!?!?!?!?!?
pAsing. pAhsing. Passing 😂
❤❤❤
I’m begging for another part of Geordi and Cutie, a good idea in my opinion is he comes back to the house or something and walks in on Cutie crying and having a panic attack or something. (this isn’t a demand or anything i swear it’s just an idea😭)
2:14 ISOPODS 🫶🫶🫶
OLLIE OLLIE OLLIE!!!!
Crochet gang rise up!!!
Pillbug = Roly Poly (with 1 or 2 "L"s &/or "ie" instead of "y"). 🐛
I KNOW HOW TO CROCHET❤😂