Step Brothers - Funny Quotes

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  • @troopman17
    @troopman17 Před 7 lety +2584

    The fact that he's in the backseat kills me every time 😂😂😂

  • @warcraftdude13
    @warcraftdude13 Před 5 lety +126

    The fact he yelled "MOM!" Showing he's just as immature lol I love it.

  • @jocelynne9104
    @jocelynne9104 Před 8 lety +168

    Love when Will Farrel says, "You dont say that". XD

  • @Elgar337
    @Elgar337 Před 8 lety +2373

    This is a house of learned doctors.

    • @ElijahKMcCoy
      @ElijahKMcCoy Před 8 lety +280

      "You're not a doctor. You're a big fat curly headed fuck!" 😂😂😂

    • @maryconn1
      @maryconn1 Před 8 lety +76

      +Elijah McCoy "Shhh. You'll wake up my dad and get me grounded"

    • @arsenalforlife9424
      @arsenalforlife9424 Před 8 lety +69

      You and your mom are hillbilies

    • @Daniel-qw7mm
      @Daniel-qw7mm Před 7 lety +1

      Elgar T.W. h

    • @fuloplengyel2585
      @fuloplengyel2585 Před 6 lety +9

      Karma3203 "loudly" just shut up

  • @aenjgeal
    @aenjgeal Před 9 lety +515

    "She grabs me by the weiner-"
    "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
    never gets old XD

  • @hannam7589
    @hannam7589 Před 7 lety +284

    "I'm not gonna call him dad."
    "You're 39 years old, I wouldn't expect you to call him dad."
    "Well I'm not going to. Ever. *Even if there's a fire.*"

    • @Hein99
      @Hein99 Před 2 lety +4

      My best friend and I say that line to each other all the time "EVEN IF THERES A FIRE!"

    • @Deeznutz...
      @Deeznutz... Před rokem +1

      @@Hein99 u gotta good friend bro hahahah

  • @egr8853
    @egr8853 Před 7 lety +93

    John C Reilly is SOOOO underrated. the guy is a genius!

  • @dylanbaxter3164
    @dylanbaxter3164 Před 5 lety +374

    “I’ve had thee old bull now I want the young calf”😂

  • @GreyException
    @GreyException Před 7 lety +400

    honestly for someone her age she is quite beautiful

    • @nickg9170
      @nickg9170 Před 5 lety +10

      GreyException Ted Danson has left the chat

    • @brianwilliam5034
      @brianwilliam5034 Před 5 lety +17

      1:18 “ shut the fuck up “ !!

    • @trey1215
      @trey1215 Před 4 lety +3

      GreyException and they played lovers on a show lmao and mom and son on this lls

    • @coreysova1614
      @coreysova1614 Před 4 lety +1

      She is

    • @coolrank12
      @coolrank12 Před 3 lety +3

      If you're referring to the actress who plays Brennan's mom then yes you are correct!

  • @vingasoline5068
    @vingasoline5068 Před 4 lety +91

    “ WHEN YOU OPPRESS PEOPLE, THEY RISE UP, IN A FIREY ANGER!” Underrated quote 😂

  • @GrantBoonzaier
    @GrantBoonzaier Před 9 lety +871

    Probably one of the funniest movies of all time. I LOL'd

    • @edmundalster_8886
      @edmundalster_8886 Před 6 lety +4

      Grant Boonzaier agreed

    • @joecoe4416
      @joecoe4416 Před 5 lety +7

      Its between Step Brothers and Borat!

    • @joecoe4416
      @joecoe4416 Před 5 lety

      Its between Step Brothers and Borat!

    • @mi_-lt4ws
      @mi_-lt4ws Před 5 lety +1

      Chuckythebest Slasher these two are absolutely hilarious in talladega nights aswell🤣😂😂

    • @iamjason1279
      @iamjason1279 Před 5 lety +1

      Grant Boonzaier talladega nights 2nd best😂😭

  • @ThreatofDoom
    @ThreatofDoom Před 8 lety +691

    Can you imagine if we had these when we were 12?
    Even Better. We got em when we 40.

    • @mi_-lt4ws
      @mi_-lt4ws Před 5 lety +13

      Prince Original they missed a scene, i’ve been earning and burning, snapping necks and cashing cheques

    • @leahcrosby3991
      @leahcrosby3991 Před 3 lety

      “Ya know, they’re really not that noticeable on your face!”

    • @Dirtroad_dementia
      @Dirtroad_dementia Před rokem

      “Derrick sprecen scie dick

  • @jaysenmclaren9680
    @jaysenmclaren9680 Před 8 lety +275

    One of the best comedies out there

  • @destinyhood6096
    @destinyhood6096 Před 10 lety +1823

    No bunk bed scene? Blasphemy.

    • @ukedude8565
      @ukedude8565 Před 6 lety +48

      Destiny Hood "hey you like guacamole?" *bed breaks* 😂

    • @NukelearFallout
      @NukelearFallout Před 6 lety +32

      THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE! *Tiny scratch*

    • @subsamadhi4124
      @subsamadhi4124 Před 6 lety +2

      Please shut up!

    • @Leggn0
      @Leggn0 Před 6 lety +3

      Rumpus time is over!!!

    • @mitchellwagoner6631
      @mitchellwagoner6631 Před 6 lety +5

      Nathan Legg I wish they’d make a sequel. Ferrell and Riley talked about it. Riley had the idea. Adam McKay said he had all the pieces put together for a sequel but wasn’t sure what to do with it. In 2014, director McKay said the door was still open for a sequel, but in February of 2017, Ferrell said that are currently no plans for a Step Brothers 2. Which upsets me.

  • @Gyyrh
    @Gyyrh Před 9 lety +333

    I always fucking lose it when I see the old man joining in when they're chanting "Brandon has a mangina!" lmfao

  • @oooMTBMTBooo
    @oooMTBMTBooo Před 8 lety +1263

    I'm never calling him dad EVEN IF THERES A FIRE 😂😂😂😂😂 what hahaha

    • @tiggzerrz8300
      @tiggzerrz8300 Před rokem

      “Robert better not get in my face.. cause I’ll drop that mother fucker.” 😭😭

  • @ProXyFullBack
    @ProXyFullBack Před 7 lety +306

    "deadliest catch without the crabs" hahahaha thats actually quite good ngl

  • @zinccat7493
    @zinccat7493 Před 6 lety +77

    "That's cute, I remember when I had my first beer."

    • @idkallthenamesaretaken9406
      @idkallthenamesaretaken9406 Před 4 lety +6

      Haha! That’s so funny! Last time I heard that joke, I laughed so hard, I fell off my dinosaur.

    • @eastonwest7958
      @eastonwest7958 Před 4 lety +1

      *Brennan makes the face*

    • @notsmii7y
      @notsmii7y Před 2 měsíci

      @@idkallthenamesaretaken9406I don’t get the dinosaur joke

  • @tonyspro
    @tonyspro Před 7 lety +52

    How could you forget, "Hey I never asked you, do you like guacamole?" Right before the bunk bed breaks.

    • @ambernicole8187
      @ambernicole8187 Před 7 lety +1

      Mysterious Internet Guy OMG that's one of my most favorite Parts in this movie. They're dancing around the room and Dale starts singing "This is How We Do It" while Brennan is laying in the fetal position on the bed & starts humming "da da da da da da daa.." & then BAM the top bunk fall's on him!! 😂😂😂 I don't know why but that was so funny to me. Then Dale runs into the parents room and says OMG there's so much blood everywhere." of course Brennan only needed a Band-Aid on his finger!!.LMFAO😆

    • @mi_-lt4ws
      @mi_-lt4ws Před 5 lety +1

      That had me rolling

    • @sandrodeclercq5387
      @sandrodeclercq5387 Před 5 lety

      How could they forget sprechen siee dick 😂😂😂

  • @letstalksports4800
    @letstalksports4800 Před 5 lety +44

    “Shut up your gonna wake up my Dad and then I’ll get grounded.” 😂😂😂

  • @desert_f0x763
    @desert_f0x763 Před 7 lety +764

    why are you sweating? i was watching cops

    • @daevid21
      @daevid21 Před 5 lety +24

      Desert_F0x CUZ I KNOW COOS DOESNT START TILL 4

    • @A-Roddy
      @A-Roddy Před 4 lety +2

      Moo Snuckle *cops

    • @DatMuslimGuy
      @DatMuslimGuy Před 4 lety +1

      my favorite comment of all time

  • @DominiKOFires
    @DominiKOFires Před 8 lety +36

    Derrick: Punch me in the face. PUNCH ME IN THE FUCKIN FACE!
    Dale: Thump!
    *Derrick falls from the treehouse*
    LMAO

  • @SimpleCereal
    @SimpleCereal Před 7 lety +1259

    hey you don't say that

    • @mnymatt
      @mnymatt Před 7 lety +1

      lol

    • @SimpleCereal
      @SimpleCereal Před 7 lety +12

      ***** legit, this is the funniest movie ever

    • @SimpleCereal
      @SimpleCereal Před 7 lety +3

      Hunter Gordon last week we put water on a bee, and it..... died

    • @mammamia9574
      @mammamia9574 Před 7 lety +22

      shut up you're gonna wake up my dad and get me grounded

    • @thekidwithbigdreams772
      @thekidwithbigdreams772 Před 7 lety +3

      Starlito brought me here....

  • @littlehonu
    @littlehonu Před 7 lety +260

    how did they make this only under 6 minutes..."step brothers funny quotes" is the whole movie

    • @willferrellofficial1341
      @willferrellofficial1341 Před rokem +1

      Thank you 😊 for your unconditional love and support towards my movies and career. I appreciate you from the bottom of my heart ❤️

  • @micahgustremblay
    @micahgustremblay Před 5 lety +19

    “John Bonham’s playing Moby Dick for real” always gets me 🤣

  • @Bokoese24
    @Bokoese24 Před 8 lety +204

    "I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins"
    "It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Ketter and we were blazing that shit up all day"

  • @greg8598
    @greg8598 Před 7 lety +16

    I've seen a lot of comedies over the past fifty years and this one is right up there in the top three. Almost every scene is memorable. I can watch this movie over and over, if anything it gets funnier. Dale and Brennan. Legends.
    And the chemistry between those two guys, in both Stepbrothers and Talladegha Nights is the stuff of genius comic duos.
    They MUST do more movies together.

  • @twist58
    @twist58 Před 7 lety +95

    It's MegaMind VS Wreck-It Ralph!

  • @DavidLopez-gu8je
    @DavidLopez-gu8je Před 6 lety +33

    " Say Hi to your dad, we went to high school together" i don't know why but that part kills me 😂😂

  • @fionangallagher7010
    @fionangallagher7010 Před 3 lety +32

    I can’t stop laughing at this movie . I’ve watched it like 50 times😂

  • @johnnyfavorite1194
    @johnnyfavorite1194 Před 9 lety +56

    The old man doing the "Mangina" chant gets me every time 2:38

  • @metusbatmanv4569
    @metusbatmanv4569 Před 9 lety +50

    One of the best movies of all time!

  • @TimikaMasala
    @TimikaMasala Před 7 lety +40

    'Derrick won the talent show by lip syncing ice ice baby'
    god that's a good song
    'it really is'

  • @notknowing8674
    @notknowing8674 Před 9 lety +172

    Derrick singing with his family in the Range Rover is my favorite part. Makes me laugh everytime

  • @TheGreatestPhysique
    @TheGreatestPhysique Před 10 lety +13

    the look of pure joy on their faces during their song is brilliant.

  • @mnymatt
    @mnymatt Před 7 lety +158

    This movie ain't shit on basic tv channels. Censorship ruins everything

  • @rch2288
    @rch2288 Před 11 lety +23

    "This is a house of learned doctors" that gets me everytime....

    • @christysilver3025
      @christysilver3025 Před rokem +1

      "You're not a doctor you're a big fat curly headed fuck" 🤣

    • @tiggzerrz8300
      @tiggzerrz8300 Před rokem

      “Your not a doctor, your a big fat curly headed fuck.”

  • @jerbojones
    @jerbojones Před 7 lety +35

    one of the funniest movies I've ever seen in my life!

  • @Mr500RWHP
    @Mr500RWHP Před 10 lety +37

    "you're a big fat girly headed fuck" had me rolling lol

    • @MJroxOXO
      @MJroxOXO Před 10 lety +67

      LOL *curly headed

  • @iiadroiit1234
    @iiadroiit1234 Před 8 lety +245

    cause I know cops doesn't start til 4!

  • @disturbedpyro4511
    @disturbedpyro4511 Před 5 lety +5

    "HEY!!! YOU DON'T SAY THAT"!!😂😂😂 Why is that so funny?

  • @handsomesquidward5906
    @handsomesquidward5906 Před 5 lety +6

    My favorite quote:
    So much room for activities!!!
    And also when dale keeps telling his dad he wants to join the family business when he’s a medical doctor.

  • @mikeymcmullan9166
    @mikeymcmullan9166 Před 10 lety +56

    im not going to call him dad. ever. EVEN IF THERE WAS A FIRE

  • @conorbrown4350
    @conorbrown4350 Před 5 lety +6

    Them beating up those kids is so messed up😂😂😂

  • @TheShape.
    @TheShape. Před 7 lety +13

    Step Brothers 2!! We NEED it!!!!

  • @jerryhamer
    @jerryhamer Před 6 lety +10

    Literally one of the funniest movies ever!

  • @mitchellmyers5350
    @mitchellmyers5350 Před 7 lety +18

    Me and my friends sometimes do the "marry one, fuck one, kill one" thing when we're drunk

  • @greg8598
    @greg8598 Před 8 lety +6

    These two guys are magic on screen together. I rate them up there with the all-time great comedy duos, like Martin & Lewis, Abbott & Costello, Aykroyd & Belushi, Hall & Oates....ooops.
    I'm not normally into dumb comedies but, because of the brilliance of these two together, I can watch Step brothers & Talladegha Nights over and over
    . Dale and Brennan forever !!

  • @therealDYL93
    @therealDYL93 Před 6 lety +5

    "About to run out of gas, SO CALL THE ARABS!!" LOL gets me everytime

  • @kate5535
    @kate5535 Před 9 lety +161

    Even if there's a fire!

  • @Anfubvinch
    @Anfubvinch Před 8 lety +11

    C. Reilly's voice is perfect for rap !

  • @l04___73
    @l04___73 Před 3 lety +7

    "Even if theres a fire!"
    Gets me every time

  • @ReadMyDiscription.223
    @ReadMyDiscription.223 Před 6 lety +8

    When you oppress people, they rise up in a fiery anger!!.. LMFAO

  • @sparky6899
    @sparky6899 Před 10 lety +14

    The bit where he's talking to his dad about his ball 'fro and his dad just loses it at the end makes me laugh so hard.

  • @chad1254
    @chad1254 Před 7 lety +8

    One of the funniest movies of all time! Every scene just had me rolling

  • @jamestastic420
    @jamestastic420 Před 7 lety +12

    John Bonham's playing Moby dock for real!!!

  • @jamesperryii9994
    @jamesperryii9994 Před 4 lety +4

    I love how when they fight the kids in the end, you can clearly see the adult replacements in every shot.

  • @jamesprice8734
    @jamesprice8734 Před 8 lety +9

    deadliest catch with out the crabs, were running out of gas, so call the a-rabs 😂

  • @dogdog442
    @dogdog442 Před 6 lety +2

    The helicopter scene!🤣

  • @tscorpio5801
    @tscorpio5801 Před 7 lety +1

    only thing missing is im burying u, but im alive brenden im alive, shut up youre waking the neighbors, ZOMBIEEEE!! Love it, lol

  • @jpr2137
    @jpr2137 Před 7 lety +10

    Missed the car scene on the way back from the video screening
    YOU WRECKED MY BOAT YOU GOON

  • @Howlingburd19
    @Howlingburd19 Před 6 lety +4

    This, and Anchorman are probably the funniest movies of all time xD

  • @biggestboi9732
    @biggestboi9732 Před 6 lety

    When you oppress people they rise up IN A FIERY ANGER!!!! Always gets me

  • @blackchrisp
    @blackchrisp Před 7 lety +331

    I'd rather listen to Boats and Hoes than any of this "rap" that's been coming out lately...

  • @JHallenbeck
    @JHallenbeck Před 10 lety +99

    The old guy at 2:38 stole this entire movie in two seconds.

  • @0912787318
    @0912787318 Před 9 lety +17

    Say hi to your dad ,,we went the high school together.
    LMAO 😂😭

  • @okgotohell22
    @okgotohell22 Před 7 lety +2

    Ferrell and Reilly perfectly channel every 12 year old boy. So funny

  • @Imcookie550onROBLOX
    @Imcookie550onROBLOX Před 10 lety +61

    hey YOU DON'T SAY that

  • @wasteland70
    @wasteland70 Před 8 lety +7

    It never gets old.

  • @biggeek2256
    @biggeek2256 Před rokem +3

    This movie is such a freaking treasure

  • @adrianoramos4346
    @adrianoramos4346 Před 5 lety +4

    "Say Hi to your dad. We went to high school together"! Hahahahahaha

  • @RidgeTheGamerDude
    @RidgeTheGamerDude Před 9 lety +31

    They should of put the whole movie in here, then it would live up to the title.

  • @stavrospapadopoulos5706
    @stavrospapadopoulos5706 Před 10 lety +28

    DON'T HAVE THE SCENE WITH THE BUNK BEDS.

  • @spatium_viator
    @spatium_viator Před 10 lety +6

    Your actions have consequences...when u oppress people they rise up in a fiery anger...lol

  • @crispbacon2076
    @crispbacon2076 Před 3 lety +1

    The fact they beat up those kids all ways makes me laugh 😂

  • @FusRoDah2
    @FusRoDah2 Před 8 lety +34

    Dad, ..please shut up.
    PLEASE SHUT UP!

  • @xxxAnaconda69
    @xxxAnaconda69 Před 7 lety +6

    " We should get out of here before the cops show up"!

  • @frankjones1413
    @frankjones1413 Před 7 lety +5

    All I hear is Wreck It Ralph talking to President Business!

  • @asdadfafafafffallslsldd8068

    Step brothers and Borat are the two funniest movies ever made.

  • @user-ky4dy2ep7h
    @user-ky4dy2ep7h Před 7 lety +30

    Hahhaha, Last time I heard that I FELL OFF MY DINOSAUR.

  • @wallyguajirogta557
    @wallyguajirogta557 Před 4 lety +3

    “This is want happens when you oppress people? They rise up in a firery anger!” 👍 yup!

  • @jonasyoder6101
    @jonasyoder6101 Před 4 lety +3

    “Say hi to your dad we went to high school together “ I love this movie

  • @gregwalker1913
    @gregwalker1913 Před 6 lety +1

    "I want some Fancy Sauce."

  • @loriwatkinson6425
    @loriwatkinson6425 Před 3 měsíci

    I never tire of these lines 😂 Stepbrothers is a work of comic genius 😊 Will and John kick ass in this flick. Hysterical 😂

  • @LuisGomez-uk3ot
    @LuisGomez-uk3ot Před 7 lety +172

    in tears, very funny.

  • @georgemikal7345
    @georgemikal7345 Před 6 lety +5

    "Nachos Lemonheads, My dads boat"

  • @ra1d3n27
    @ra1d3n27 Před 4 lety +2

    HEY YA’LL DON’T SAY THAT 😂 that’s get me everytime

  • @MrJayreid03
    @MrJayreid03 Před 8 lety +7

    Its Chris Gardocki. He gets in my face.

  • @shepherdpress9391
    @shepherdpress9391 Před 9 lety +37

    I'll do anything as long as it doesn't involve sex with old ladies or bear traps those are my two bugaboos

  • @chivs5488
    @chivs5488 Před 8 lety +5

    "I'm not gunna call him dad, even if there is a fire."

  • @unknownxx5139
    @unknownxx5139 Před 9 lety +1

    At the end had me dieing LMFAOOO 😭😭

  • @talkdattrashimmapullyacard4396

    😂👍
    " When u oppress people, they rise up in a fiery anger🔥"

  • @ALLinALLgood
    @ALLinALLgood Před 10 lety +11

    "Okay here's a shot out of a cannon. Oprah, Barbra Walters, your Wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go." LOL

  • @jnsleeper1
    @jnsleeper1 Před 9 lety +72

    They gotta make a Second Step Brothers!!!!

    • @SydneyCarton2085
      @SydneyCarton2085 Před 9 lety +2

      seriously before they get too old

    • @TubbierWombat
      @TubbierWombat Před 9 lety +3

      I don't know about that. Maybe a different movie with Farrell and Reilly, but the ending basically killed any hope for a sequel.

    • @cartoonsncereal1338
      @cartoonsncereal1338 Před 8 lety +7

      +Arcadio Buendia what if it was based in a old peoples home?

    • @thejewwittheblack9745
      @thejewwittheblack9745 Před 6 lety +2

      First one too good

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Před 6 lety +1

      They are working on a new film together called Holmes and Watson where they will be playing comedic versions of Sherlock and Watson

  • @jessehardy5379
    @jessehardy5379 Před 4 lety +1

    "deadliest catch without the crabs" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @melaniearnol6336
    @melaniearnol6336 Před 7 lety +1

    EVEN IF THERES A FIRE

  • @TheTamtam76
    @TheTamtam76 Před 10 lety +7

    THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING PRISON. LOL

  • @pensfan-vk3bo
    @pensfan-vk3bo Před 6 lety +3

    Best scene of the movie. I still laugh every time I see it.

  • @gleez1614
    @gleez1614 Před 6 lety +1

    Deadliest catch without the crabs

  • @tiddlewinks3996
    @tiddlewinks3996 Před 10 lety +1

    ONCE I FELL OFF MY DINOSAUR