@@mydickisstuckinyourtoaster2679 right😂 crazy thing is Samoans be the coolest mfs to be around. Just don’t try to fight them bc you ain’t winning that one lmao
I actually had a buddy like that. Man had 70% of the air on the top of his head gone by 15.... looked 45 back then. In his defence it's been more than 10 years and he still looks 45.
@@miserablecuss3744 I used to be a teacher in Samoa. I can say they do a pretty good job of sitting still in class, but I got beat by 3rd graders when it came to any sport.
I played rugby on a Tongan team in highschool and I can confirm this is a normal Polynesian child, and they just keep getting bigger. The crazy part is, they'll be like 6'5" and 400 lbs but still run a 4.6 in a 40. That shits just not fair.
I used to work with a Samoan lady on the West coast and that woman was over 6 foot and BUILT. Before her son got out of middle school he was about her height.
My sister had a surprise 3rd baby 10 years after the 1st two. We had so much fun buying all the newborn clothes! When my nephew was born, he skipped newborn and went right to toddler. His dad is Japanese and when he first saw my nephew he yelled Nan Desu kai! We got us a sumo wrestler! Started buying size 3-4 toddler clothes!
Man, I remember learning about a brief history of the Samoan people in highschool and we had a Samoan girl in our class who told us all types of stuff about her heritage and culture and it was really interesting. There could probably be a genuine anthropological study about relating their culture to their physical attributes, since for many thousands of years, Pacific Islanders had a warrior culture, which could have something to do with why they're built different from birth.
See, I'd believe he's one. My little sister got impatient and showed up three weeks early, and absolutely got mistaken for a first grader, at 1.5. By a first-grade teacher, who thought The Baby was just a small 5-6yo. Like, that lady saw kids all day, every day, and thought a toddler was her responsibility.
My babies were big too… he gotta be in the 98th percentile tho. That bottle is WAY too small for a meal so I bet it’s a snack to make him sleepy. But they feeding him… can’t deny that he is being cared for❤
You say that but you ever seen what a Samoan family drives?! Ain’t no Fords big enough, bruh; they be needing Tahoes and Suburbans! When they get that football money, that’s when they move up to Escalades!
BRO DEAD ASS, SAMOANS ARE BUILT DIFFERENT 💀 I love samoan people and their culture.. Have you heard them marching? Their military is built like a whole army of Doomsday from that Superman V Batman 🥺
I worked with a bunch of basketball coaches and thought one of their kids was a slow 7 year old, then found out he was only 3 and tall as heck. I believe this.
Jeez, I know Samoans are badass, but I didnt know they start off like that. I mean damn, did Samoans do what Spartans did, pair up the strongest men & women, but the end result is just the default after a few hundred years?
He got a mortgage. He remember where he was when he heard the news about Tupac. He know algebra. He got arthritis in his left knee. He marched on Washington. His favorite song is by Nat King Cole. He drink gin wit a Capri Sun chaser. God bless em!
Man looks like he just got out of 5th grade and needs some sleep. Give him some slack.
Thats what I'm saying
Bro! That child would swallow my 5yo
….and that’s NOT milk he’s sippin on
there's no reason I should be scared of a 1 year old
🤦🏾♀️🤣🤣🤣
💀😂🤣bro he Samoan be scared of everyone of em
Shit man glad I aint the only one
I looked a bit close and his mustache already growing in
@@mydickisstuckinyourtoaster2679 right😂 crazy thing is Samoans be the coolest mfs to be around. Just don’t try to fight them bc you ain’t winning that one lmao
That kid is aging at at least 4 times the normal rate. He’s going to look 60 in his teens
Ever seen Jack with Robin Williams? Exact concept lol
@@sabir1208or he's a Clone from the Republic Army lol.
I actually had a buddy like that. Man had 70% of the air on the top of his head gone by 15.... looked 45 back then. In his defence it's been more than 10 years and he still looks 45.
"That man got evicted from the womb" got me dyin.
😂😂😂grown ass baby .like that movie with Shawn Wayans(i forgot the name)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nickname at tha barbershop already 🤣🤣
Lil bro rubbing his stomach like a grown ass man laid out on the couch
I just spit my drink out laughing!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@AM-qr4ys happy to hear it
I don't think it's his tummy he's a-rubbin. Just saying
Bruh that small ass bottle ain't enough for him he's already for a 40oz
That Nigga look like he sneak bud lites under his crib
That was a 40. He's that big.
In that case by the time he is 5 he'll be draining the last drop of a keg.
Bro a grown ahh man 😂
Ngl, Samoans are scary as shit. There were 3 Samoan dudes at basic training, and I swear all they did on our off time was full on fight each other.
Nah. Just messing around. If they were full on fighting your sentence would have been "We had one guy at basic training that killed two other guys"
@Steven Pinner fair enough, I admit was being a bit hyperbolic. I just wanna know where they got that energy from lol
@@miserablecuss3744 I used to be a teacher in Samoa. I can say they do a pretty good job of sitting still in class, but I got beat by 3rd graders when it came to any sport.
They were sweet are my basic training. They got split up because they would all join in on a fight if a non Samoan was about to fight them
@@NanaNaima1 who would fight a samoan?!
Them Samoans are just built different, my homie was 6 ft in the 5th grade, and I knew him since kindergarten.
That's actually pretty dope
i knew a few haitians like that…5 of em in particular..them ppl either real small…or real big..
That kid is bigger than Kevin Hart. He 32 with 3 warrants for felony bottle use.
😂😂😂 best comment here 👌🏻
He like "Momma lemme pop this bottle all up in this crib tonight gang gang "
quit talkin about Shaq when he was a baby...
"He gotta nickname @ the barbershop" jus tickled me.
I played rugby on a Tongan team in highschool and I can confirm this is a normal Polynesian child, and they just keep getting bigger.
The crazy part is, they'll be like 6'5" and 400 lbs but still run a 4.6 in a 40.
That shits just not fair.
Not fair?? That shits fuckin sCARY
Troy Polamalu shit lol
Born warriors
Idk y but I cried laughing at"they just keep getting bigger!" Lmao
@@Hambolove16 Nah, them Tongans are nothing compared to us Samoans.
Sole... Kid's not been baptized yet but he's got a rugby scholarship signed and everything.
That ain't no kid that's a grown man. He probably doing my taxes. He looking Hella swoll. He will definitely send me to Jesus.
bro pacific Islanders are an entire breed, they all big
I used to work with a Samoan lady on the West coast and that woman was over 6 foot and BUILT. Before her son got out of middle school he was about her height.
Those fuckers get big and are gentle giants. Sweet as hell but the moment you tick them them off they surprise you with how fast they move
Bro already knows pemdas
Samoan people are very nice people
His head is too small for him to be a year old. He's got to be at least 4, probably older
I agree. My sons head was big as hell, he grew into it now, he's 5 lol.
He even has a five o'clock shadow!
My sister had a surprise 3rd baby 10 years after the 1st two. We had so much fun buying all the newborn clothes! When my nephew was born, he skipped newborn and went right to toddler. His dad is Japanese and when he first saw my nephew he yelled Nan Desu kai! We got us a sumo wrestler! Started buying size 3-4 toddler clothes!
Lil Yokozuna right there.
Lmao
@@Im-Not-a-Dog You betcha!
Fell out at the ripe age of 384 months
Man, I remember learning about a brief history of the Samoan people in highschool and we had a Samoan girl in our class who told us all types of stuff about her heritage and culture and it was really interesting. There could probably be a genuine anthropological study about relating their culture to their physical attributes, since for many thousands of years, Pacific Islanders had a warrior culture, which could have something to do with why they're built different from birth.
He doesn't say night night, he makes you go night night.
What other women out there got a pain in their muffin thinking about how much he weighed at birth🙋🏽♀️
See, I'd believe he's one.
My little sister got impatient and showed up three weeks early, and absolutely got mistaken for a first grader, at 1.5.
By a first-grade teacher, who thought The Baby was just a small 5-6yo.
Like, that lady saw kids all day, every day, and thought a toddler was her responsibility.
Baby built like he drives log trucks during the day.
My babies were big too… he gotta be in the 98th percentile tho. That bottle is WAY too small for a meal so I bet it’s a snack to make him sleepy. But they feeding him… can’t deny that he is being cared for❤
My man is already on the pee wee fotball team as a linebacker
Pacific Islanders go craaaazy
Most polite and kind spirited people though
I was like this. People would yell at my mother for giving a 3-5 year old a bottle, I wasn't even 1 yet. 😂
Little dude is clearly one of the Usos. Put his ass in the Bloodline already!
that’s what i was thinking 👌🏻😂😂👏🏻
Nah he gotta be 4 years old 😂
Those Samoans built ford tough.
You say that but you ever seen what a Samoan family drives?! Ain’t no Fords big enough, bruh; they be needing Tahoes and Suburbans!
When they get that football money, that’s when they move up to Escalades!
@@taimaishu-nao1922 😅
"Evicted from the womb" fucking killed me
He just signed his first contract with the 49er's. 7 figure deal guarantee the day he graduates 8th grade.
“Bro look like he got a nickname at the barbershop already” that was too crazy
That man is occupying space. Like, a lot of space. 😂
BRO DEAD ASS, SAMOANS ARE BUILT DIFFERENT 💀
I love samoan people and their culture.. Have you heard them marching? Their military is built like a whole army of Doomsday from that Superman V Batman 🥺
That young fella looks like he is relaxing from studying for his driver's license!
Reminds me of that Key & Peele skit of Forest Whitaker when he was a baby.
bro looks older and bigger than my 6 year old cousin
My son was like this. 10.5 lbs at birth, 28 inches long.
He grew a minimum of a pound a month, and by the time he was 1, he wore 4T clothes.
😂 “he was evicted from the womb” that made me laugh so hard my sides actually are sore
“That man got evicted from the womb” is funnier than it should have been 💀
That Kerman from SNL
Kid is Samoan. 'Nuff said.
Dude you are hilarious bro. I'm laughing so hard haha hahaha
Pop out the womb screaming, "I ain't never scared!".
I know a Samoan lady with many children. All her sons are massive.
That boy pay child support already 😂
When that baby grows up, it's gonna be taller than Shaquille O'Neal.
I worked with a bunch of basketball coaches and thought one of their kids was a slow 7 year old, then found out he was only 3 and tall as heck. I believe this.
"he got a nickname at the barber shop already"🤣🤣🤣
This is almost how I pictured Thanos as a baby (minus the purple skin).
i think its so cool how different ethnicities have such different genetics like holy shit
Y’all know that one 12 year old football player that looks like they can get into the club? That’s him as a baby.
At 5, homie is gonna be HUGE.
Kid pulled an Athena, came out fully formed, armour and all
Dude, looks like that kid is already shaving, that looks like he's got a 5o'clock shadow.
Kid looks like he's ready to get his license.
WTF😳.... He's going to be a giant at age 5...
That 12 year old football player with moustache and tattoos might be half samoan also xD
Nick Saban is already in the phone with his mama 😂
Man knows what the rock is cooking
That dude has a whole fade!!
If that’s him at 1, kids in High School gonna have a real tough time 😂😂😂
That kid going to drive the bus when he in kindergarten.
Having known a few Samoans and Fijians, yeah, they BIG!
That Baby has huge hands. .
He wasn't lying when he said Samoans are built like exodia
Lil nigga's stache already growing in😭
Nah my boys nickname is night night
hes a damn clone trooper
Wait till this guy sees Hafthor bjornssons kid
Such beautiful skin 😍
Fredo done did the verbal juju again. 😂😂😂
I bet lil man gon be 4 ft tall and say "goo goo Gaga" still when hes 4ft tall and 1 years old.
How a one year already got a fade? That cut is nicer than my at the moment
little man's got a 5 O'Clock shadow 💀
"That mans got evicted" must have been one bloody eviction too damn 😬
Bro already got D1 scholarship offers
that child better start playing football tomorrow
Brooooooo it’s little man irl!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😭😭🤣🤣💀💀👍
I remember this one samoan kid I fought with in middle school… he was 6’3
That boy big looking like he bout ready to pay taxes
Jeez, I know Samoans are badass, but I didnt know they start off like that. I mean damn, did Samoans do what Spartans did, pair up the strongest men & women, but the end result is just the default after a few hundred years?
Bro looks like he could recite the bible word from word start to finish from memory in another language
This guy already has a 5 o clock shadow at the age of 1.
That kid is at least 5 year's old, that woman is crazy....
If he plays football , everybody on that line getting thrown around and tossed like a basketball
I can already hear the offers coming at him🤣
Brother all ready looking like he can bench
Samoan's are very tall people, so when you go to Hawaii, don't piss off the natives they don't play.
bro got a whole fade
Gotta love em pacific islander genes.
That baby got a beard growing
He got a mortgage. He remember where he was when he heard the news about Tupac. He know algebra. He got arthritis in his left knee. He marched on Washington. His favorite song is by Nat King Cole. He drink gin wit a Capri Sun chaser. God bless em!
Ah a crisper baby. Making super soldiers know.
People would talk to my son at one and then whisper to me is he special? He grew up to be 6’6”
He'll be a rugby star by 10 years old.
That kid is probably taller then me
This man has a Boosie fade
No wonder the rock looks the way he does