I Am Not Safe
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i struggled to record this because of snakes by the way, that is not a bit, i was very scared
edited by @spokyash (btw ash likes to hide easter eggs in the video, so have fun trying to find them) - Hry
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"When you die of cancer, cancer dies too. It's not a defeat, it's a draw. Technoblade never loses."
That’s the best way I’ve ever heard someone put it
Would you like to come over and play gacha club with me
We love gacha games
Bro why so many bots, this is a nice comment too 😭
This is my favorite comment ever
The way Tommy addressed the “elephant in the room” with the big buildup, to speak about tubbo was the exact Tommy thing we expected him to do
😮😮my father is very sick my mom has no job 😢
I play well and edit
But no one support
I hope you will see
The message 😢
omg the bots are crazy
@@Sage_BM_6467true why tf are there so much bots
Guys bots are so awesome
@@Sage_BM_6467adding a comment to make the ratio of humans to bots better lol
The fact that Tommy is the only one who hasn't ruined his entire career after the incidents is crazy
Philza’s good too as far as I know
Turns out that not scream at the millions that follow you about something awful that is not about you is a surprisingly good marketing strategy
@Wulk probably one of the most valid things I've heard someone say
Incidents?.
bro please explain...
Or he might
i really do hope tommy is doing well behind the scenes, i think we all knew what he was talking about in the twitter part. i'm really glad that he's taking his time with this, there's no pressure to speak out about it at the moment so he can process it in private
What happened on twitter 😅😅
I think its the wilbur soot thing
Its definitely the Wilbur soot thing Tommy lost his friend that he considered as his brother and now hes going to lose the brother he always looked up to @@user-rp2hd7vv6j
Wilbur soot & georgenotfound allegations, the dream stuff whatever it is, practically majority of tommyinnits friends are being exposed of something or generally hated by everyone
wilbur got outted as a weirdo when he was in a relationship with someone.
5:04 he may be dead but we can still shit on his set up
But it’s kinda amazing that he made such high quality videos on such a shit setup
@@Bingbong23-lt8fb7 MINS???!?!
@@Bingbong23-lt8fb all he needed was his top of the line pc and thats it. Who needs a quiet keyboard anyway? 😅
@@Bingbong23-lt8fb That BenQ XL2411 is pretty neat
Such a shitty gamer set up and yet techno was dumpstering public lobbies
i love brits realizing america kinda feels like a whole fever dream everywhere you go
As a Canadian America feels like a fever dream
@@jellyforever2909 as a german, french canada feels like a fever dream too
We love gacha games
The bots.. they are everywhere 😭
Especially new mexico feels like a fever dream I hate it
Technos setup is the ultimate middle finger to people that swear of their life that good gaming is all up to the mouse and computer.
Almost a year after he passed and he’s still somehow trolling people, what a legend.
“Seeing your dead mate’s house” BRO IM GONNA GET A HEART ATTACK STOP
I read this comment word for word the second he said it in the video
"My husband and my girlfriend, bonding" is not a phrase I ever thought I'd hear
Especially by tommy
I Keep Forgetting That They Are Canonically Married
@@Vixie550bro wdym canonically this is irl 💀
Not by Tommy at least. Polyamory isn't the norm but it is a thing
@@Vixie550They may be Actually Literally Married
The whole ‘techno announcement bit’ is sad obviously but it just gave me the ever so slightest smirk on my face knowing techno would’ve loved how he delivered it
"sorry, it wasn't like merch or anything, uh he was _dead"_
Praise be to Blargnaaragh
5:36 I think Techno would be proud of you Tommy… you’re come so far😭
That’s rlly gay just like your pfp
@@RatMan818 that’s not gay. Unless you meant happy because gay does mean that. Techno was someone who was inspirational and a good friend of Tommy’s. I’d say that Technoblade would be proud. Because Technoblade never dies.
@@bella_daze3092 h
@@bella_daze3092 d
When he said the elephant in the room I prayed so hard that it would just be something comical. Thank you Tommy!
I can't imagine being in one of the vehicles and in the middle of nowhere you see TommyInnit just crouching at the side of the road
"Why is the British child on the side of the road?"
“Why is this guy staring at my cow ?”
Imagine if he had gotten recognized that far away from civilization.
"hey why is he looking at the house?"
Tbh i would go out just do a dance then i will stay there for like the whole video ofc😊
Technos dad saying techno would love a joke to death is something i wasn't expecting
they both loved dark humor
*Indeed.*
Techno knew that his death was going to be memed and he wanted it 😭
I’m gonna laugh so hard if he comes to Florida and learns about gators being in almost every single water source.
LMAOOO- Edit: Wait, even in you water bottle?!?!?!?
@@TimotheaGeorge tastes a little weird but ya get used to it
@@sirpreston7282 LMFAOOOO I sure will!!
Fegenerate
If Tubbo and Tommy get a divorce, they're going to have to share custody of dating Tommy's girlfriend. Hopefully Tommy can get the weekdays.
Episode 2 of Timothy handing out heart attacks
@@MyContentIsWayBetter highly doubt it, bot.
😮😮my father is very sick my mom has no job 😢
I play well and edit
But no one support
I hope you will see
The message 😢
😮.
Tommy's going to start handing out hospital bills
Who the fck is timothy
“That truck has a house on it!”
WHERE THE FUCK IS HE THAT’S LIKE. WILD TO SEE AS A FOREIGNER.
Thats pretty typical in america LMAO.
we have those in england too, we mostly call them caravans bc they're usually in caravan parks i think. it's probably a rural thing, the uk equivalent to trailer parks ig except sometimes people get them as holiday homes
@@bumblerbree oh no, thet's not permanent. You're thinking of trailers or campers. That was a mobile home or, more likely, a shed. It was probably just being transported.
Oh God I see these so often ya'll 😅
Yeah that’s pretty common here. People will drive HOURS here to find a house to live in, so if you can’t find a place there’s almost always the option to buy bare property and just.. have a prebuilt house delivered or have people come out and build a customized replica of a prebuilt one
Again yall, don't push Tommy to speak about certain topics. He'll talk it when hes ready like he said he would.
Proud of him and cant wait to see him on tour!
Seeing a British person getting confounded about a cow on a truck is funny since I live in a very agricultural based area and they are everywhere
No wonder tubbo is taking Molly away he did make the song "life bi the sea"
well played
@@MyContentIsWayBetter nooooooooooo
THE WAY I GASPED HAHAHA
LMAO WHAT
infidelity funni amirite aha aha
Tommy being afraid that his wife and husband will elope together is my favourite part of this 💀
*My parents said if I get 30k foIIowers, they'd buy me a professionaI camera for recording, literally begging you guys* ...
Literally the best part 💀
@@MyContentIsWayBetter No
Would you like to come over and play gacha club with me
@@MyContentIsWayBetterwhen your name is, "my content is way better" you can prob tell it isn't
Watching a British person amazed by our sandwiches and trucks is amazing
“A bad place if you have any resemblance of gay” is an EXCELLENT way to phrase America 💀
Real
Its probably the best country in the world to be gay??? 😭
@@illuminati955go to texas and tell me if you still believe that
@wiger_ bro they KILL YOU if you're gay in the middle east. America is by far one of the best places to be gay
@wiger_ ok go to anywhere in the middle east or anywhere in africa or anywhere in eastern europe or anywhere in south east asia or
1:18 you can hear the despair in his voice when he says "carrot burger"
omg i hear it
I’m glad he finally addressed what people have been saying, “Ain’t it weird how his catchphrase was ‘I Never Die’ and he died”
well he didnt really die, his 1v1 against hwahwei is coming trust.
@@ockarstil3708 What
@HyperInkling He said in his goodby message he was leaving for heaven to overthrow the kingdom of god. Cause that is also technically a government.
@@ariesclockworkkai9298 that’s enough
@@ariesclockworkkai9298The mark of the true workaholic. o7
"... in the technoblade announcement video-- sorry it wasn't like a merch ann- the announcement was that he- he was dead"
when i tell you. how fast i almost died
bruh its so nice to see tommyinnit walk where ive literally walked 1000 tims but i never get the chance to see him... tragic-
its also nice to see tommy go to the GODDAMN SAME PLACES WHERE IVE BEEN-
The fact that techno had a horrible setup just shows how skilled he was
like tommy vanished into the void after techno said the ancient spanish words
THAT TITLE SCARED ME... BUT I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING FUN IN THE USA! ❤
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE???
😮.My parents said if I hit 20k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging..
😮.
@@Tiger10002 your probably lying
@@MyContentIsWayBetter huh
"that truck has a house on it"
gotta love this country
2:58 he deserves a shoutout
i love seeing peoples reactions to mobile/trailer homes :)
Not Technodad saying "Alex whould love that joke to DEATH"😭
“elephant in then room” literally made my heart skip a beat until I heard ‘tubbo’💀💀
Same I thought he would finialy adress it, but no he just worried his husband and his girlfriend were getting along too well.😂
@@foxcursewhat else was he going to talk about?
@@thisguythismomentthe wilbur thing
@@yuri67721and also the george stuff
can someone please elaborate on what the Wilbur and George things are
“The elephant in the room” *continues to talk nothing about the elephant in the room*
tommy you should be glad you came to phoenix arizona in the winter because during the summer it is hell on earth
4:42 something about the change in lighting from the sun after tommy starts talking about technoblades dad is really sweet
“America’s gonna be amazing!”
Haha… **reloads gun** Oh you poor, _unfortunate_ soul!
@@MyContentIsWayBetterplease shut up
THE FREAKIN BOTS MAN-
@@xXEclipse_studiosXx there everywhere
Is that a little mermaid reference 💀
Report the fuck out of it
As an American myself, it’s so funny seeing him so surprised by America
Honestly, as a New Mexican, I hope you saw the Sandia mountains when the sun is setting since there is a reason they are called Sandia (watermelon)
Dude- The elephant in the room made me scared there for a second until he tells it's Tubbo hanging out with Molly a lot, which killed me😂
Was I the only one that thought it was about Wilbur 💀💀💀
@Playtime_inc girl I did too 😭😭😭
@@Playtime_inc I thought it was either that, or someone got shot because it's AMERICA
@@Playtime_inc NO, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT AT THAT MOMENT-
I thought that too @@Playtime_inc
THAT TITLE SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME-
Same
SAME HERE I WAS LIKE "wait what?"
SAME-
HELP SAME
REAL
“that truck has a house on it!”
As a person who live in Albuquerque, this is absolutely hilarious to see Tommy react to our city! I didn’t know I needed this until now, thank you Tommy!
I love how distracted Tommy gets whenever someone drives along the road...
"Oh wow... That truck has a HOUSE on it!"
"That was a COW, in the back of that truck."
He was so bewildered 😭🖐
Bro is getting Culture Shocked
I mean, to be fair, those are some wacky vehicles that are passing through, one of them has a house on it, as a non american, i'm getting as much culture shock as Tommy, lmao
@Iku00 that's how the southwest is here LMAO
Tommy's ability to make us skip a heartbeat with the titles is a talent
*X My parents said if I get 30k foIIowers, they'd buy me a professionaI camera for recording, literally begging you guys* ... Y
*Don’t read my name* ,🌛
😮..😮 my father is very sick my mom has no job
I play well and edit
But no one support
I hope you will see
The message 😢
😮.😮.
4 bots in a row thats a new one!
6:16 technodad hearing all of tommys jokes beforehand is weirdly funny
I hope you have a good rest of your time in the US. I live in Washington and sadly I wasn’t able to see your show because I was busy but my friends said they saw you at snoqualmie falls so I hope you had a great time there and at poo poo point.
This is the type of title you expect to see only on this channel
first reply
*Don’t read my name* ,🌛
😮.😮my father is very sick my mom has no job 😢
I play well and edit
But no one support
I hope you will see
The message 😢
i am so sorry for your loss of this reply section
HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO GET LIKE- 6 BOT MESSAGES
6:17 bro techno’s dad is crazy 💀💀
"I can honestly say Alex would LOVE that joke to DEATH" 😨
Lolll
bro... thats kinda out of the limits 💀 wth
@@KappyBara-cf5nk how lmao
@@Krew4eva That's crazy💀
0:02 That was a perfect Lego City "HEY!"
'the technoblade announcement video' was golden 😭💀
I love how much Tommy is adapting Technos dark/dry humor as he gets older. I mean, duh, but yknow its nice and quite comforting ig
Edit: Lmao, thanks for the likes chat.
Edit 2: Wow... there's alot more of you than there were earlier LMAO 1.5K BABY LETS GOOO
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dude i just love seeing people can just joke on internet without getting cooked on twitter or the comment section
tommy's a funny lad
No wonder tubbo is taking Molly away he did make the song "life bi the sea"😂😂
OH MY GOD STOP STALKING MY FYP😭😭 YOUR LITERALLY EVERYWHERE😔
@@Sophia_thefirst99727 99% sure its a bot
Or "wife bi the sea" 🙀
Stop stealing comments
WHY DO I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
stop bc I'm so glad you are still friends with TimeDeo😭😭
I really like videos like this. Where your favourite youtuber just sits and talks to you as if you'd known eachother for ages. It reminds me that there are some good things out there. It helps me forget about my mental problems. Thank you Tommy. We love you
Tommy’s the kind of person to have never seen a tumbleweed in real life
and then ask: "is anyone gonna eat that?" and not wait for an answer
@@Death-Nuggetfunny, just a bit bittersweet
neither have I, because I live in Europe where they aren't a thing
@@justADeni I live in Texas where they’ve become a bit of a problem. It’s just a bit surreal to hear that some people think they’re just a thing made up for movies and stuff when I see them daily
Wait they’re actually real 😂😂
1:40 It's so amazing that he's talking about how weird it is there and then a truck with a house on it casually drives past. Never seen that in britain
mobile homes are common here
perfect timing
That's not a house is the funny thing, just a shed.
@@Funnyjoke12348 I regret to inform you, that is a house. I live in one of those
@pinkishfish6640 could go either way tbh
"aside from the bad things, its going pretty well" -this british guy
In a way, Techno's catchphrase is kind of true because his memory didn't die with him. It lived on and continues to live to this very day.
WHEN HE SAID ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM I WAS EXPECTING WILBUR. nope. tubbo and molly.
IKRR
It isnt our place to speak about ppl's relationships but I genuilely cannot tell if he is upset by it or not lmao, as he always jokes about everything and laughs it off. It is indeed a bit werid, I would find it if I were on his shoes.
@@tatsuyas.drakensang4826 i think that he was making a joke abt the wilbur situation when he said it. definitely not forcing him to speak if he doesn’t want to tho
exactly
what happened with them??
Top 5 things I saw, noticed, and learned from this vid
1. Tom successfully lives around snakes
2. Hit stages well
3.technos quarters and how Tom got some niceness(not a word, but I'm rolling with it)
4. Tom had fun w friends 👏 👏 👏
5. Grass was never touched🤣
My parents said if I hit 20k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging..
6:04 tommy i am so glad that you are the first person to joke about this i know that techno would want to laugh about his death and just so happy that your the first like big person to say it
As an American, this is hilarious to watch 😭
Also I appreciate the Undertale music, Hopes and Dreams is a bop.. or is that the Fallen Down reprise?? I can't remember. Definitely reminds me of techno because I got into to technos vids and undertale around the same time lol
Thank you Tommy for honouring Techno so much and being respectful to his memory! You are, genuinely, a ray of sunshine in this harsh time.
I Love How Tommy Is Just Dumbfounded At Anything And Everything We Find Normal.
😮.😮.
😮😮
fr
@@MyContentIsWayBetter bruh shut up you like cp
Nobody cares bro@@MyContentIsWayBetter
Tommy, Your Pittsburg show was such a blast and I enjoy every moment of it. You NEED to keep doing live shows after this!
YOO I WAS AT THE PITTSBURG SHOW!!
If I’m being real honest, when Tommy was about to announce the elephant in the room, I thought he was going to say he was pregnant🫃
5:09 A humble setup, but it used to be the home of a legend.
"That truck has a house on it!"
*Watches it drive by*
"WOW..."
"Where am I?"
THAT GOT ME DYING FR FR HA!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ME TOO MAN
Bro is absolutely flabbergasted by stuff that’s just so normal to see in America
@@OmegaQuinn I KNOW- it felt refreshing to see not gonna lie🤣😭
I mean, for someone who hasn't been much in America, seeing a RAM pulling a house on the road is certainly not common at all
I’m so excited, I’m going to your show in Orlando, thank you for coming to Florida!
im sorry you wasted your money
tommy and tubbo is going to turn out like De bruyne and courtouis
Alternative title: tommy has an existential crisis about America
@@MyContentIsWayBetter buddy, no one cares about ur content sthu
😮
That is the best title
As a resident of the ABQ area 1) Actually be careful and be especially mindful of the region we call the "war zone", 2) Hope you are visiting all the scenes for breaking bad (candylady makes the meth), and 3) Try some of our local food and Chile or else.
What is the Warzone
@@UWAGAGABad part of town, a lot of homeless people, gunfights etc
Central, And anywhere that isn't the upper suburbs really. @UWAGAGA
@@UWAGAGAa really fun safe area to walk around
this is the most ominous comment i have ever read, wtf is the war zone
"that truck has a house on it!" fucking got me
i hope while you were in albuquerque you visited downtown, its really cool, especially at night where you can go up to anyone on the street and talk to them. Everyone here is so friendly and cool :)
Hope the next 7 weeks go well!
funny check mark🤯🔥‼️
The San Francisco show was amazing! I hope everyone gets a chance to see it! It was so incredible to be in the audience, full of people who were happy and excited.
hi sb
Sbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!!!!!
Hi sb
6:04 bro is not stopping with the jokes anytime soon😭💀
The kind of Jokes that Techno himself would have made.
@@tenshiginakuch2388he really would have!
wow this feels like a very gen z video about life rn I wont lie. i mean welcome to America tho man good luck surviving :)
also plz try not to get kidnapped on the side of the road
The amount of things he’s talked about that I just see as normal. 😂
Technoblade’s Dad is such a Chad, I wish I could have met Techno and/or his dad, Good luck out here Tommy!
0:47 as an american myself tommy, that is not a "crime fighting dog". that is a Service Animal for that man who is/was a US Veteran, and this man needs this dog almost everywhere he goes because it comforts and calms him. he is/was a soldier who might have and/or suffer from PTSD and that's why he has the dog with him.
And does that preclude the dog from doing any crime fighting on the side??
That doesn’t make America look better 😭😭
I will say also as an American, and maybe this is a Texas thing, we DO indeed have crime fighting dogs in airports. They train them to sniff for drugs there! In both the Dallas and Houston airports I have been escorted through a section by a dog to ensure I was not carrying drugs
hes joking mate lol
In Austalia we actually have crime dogs in airports. They sniff for fruit. And wood. Because we have insane bio safety laws as we dont import very many crops. Very awseome to see the dogs there tho, if you dont have them you should get them
6:05 Tommy, techno is still alive... he's only dead when he's forgotten, and as you saw at your show, no one forgotten about him... so the catchphrase is still accurate
I saw the show yesterday night, it was amazing! Definitely recommend going to see it! Great work Tommy!!
Tommy: It's time to address the elephant in the room
Oh god he's gonna talk about the Wilbur situati-
Tommy: Am I being cucked by Tubbo?
Yeah, I thought that too
Same
I think that's what he implies at 2:12-
What happened with Wilbur?
@@ThievingWizardhe abused his past gf shubble and a bunch of his other female friends (minx, Niki, etc)
The hint of the Wilbur situation is so sad 💀
not only willbur,also georges situation,and the false allegations against tubbo… its hard for this scene rn.
i seriously need to stop talking about willbur,everytime he comes to my mind i want to fucking cry
@@toran9909 yeah but the diffrence is george and tubbo did nothin wrong
@@Abey608 yeah,but its shit seeing such stuff about your friends
edid: just want to clarify im not aware of the george situation fully,i think they both messed up but idk
It could also have been the George or Wisp situation?
@@Abey608Fonf lump in Tubbo and George. Tubbo did literally nothing wrong. George did something wrong, but it doesn’t seem like it was that wrong.
bro is pulling a saul goodman
1:47 BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA YOUR REACTION IS JUST FLAWLESS
Going from a Wilbur situation video to an ‘I’m not safe’ video to the talk about meeting technos amazing dad- I’m honestly going a lot of mixed emotions of sad and happy!! But I hope everything works itself out eventually- :DD
4:28 Do I smell Jealousy?
yes, but very fake and acted jealousy
He is concerned about his relationship and why shouldn't he be? He has every right to be.
@@kaneki3271Tubbo is gay
@@kaneki3271because his best friend is gay?
@@simeon9962you are aware people can say many things, or many possible outcomes. He could literally come out as bisexual in a few weeks, or so many other possibilities. Also, cheating isn't just a physical thing, it's also an emotional thing. So even if he is gay, doing things for Tommy's girlfriend that would be considered boyfriend level things is kinda wrong
Hey tommy
Jump in the Cadillac
(Girl, let's put some miles on it)
Anything you want
(Just to put a smile on you)
You deserve it baby, you deserve it all
And I'm gonna give it to you
Gold jewelry shining so bright
Strawberry champagne on ice
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
"This place is absolutely mental" Yeah, you kinda got us there man.
Tommy: “there is something more serious I want to talk about, kinda the elephant in the room”
The actual elephant:
Tubbo in an elephant costume: 😛
2:30 TOMMY ITS OKAY WE ALL KNEW WHAT YOU WERE GESTURING ABT
Was it cuz of wilbur
I assume so he implied he didn't need to tell us because most the fans already know
@@crissap1what happened?
@@Noidealmao10Wilbur’s been outed as an @buser, he has an issue with biting people but he does it too hard on purpose. GeorgeNotFound is facing allegations of SA, we don’t know if it’s true but the accounts from both sides are a bit incriminating.
@@Noidealmao10What Happend was Wilbur was exposed from being a abuser
Tommy: "It gets funnier each show"
Me who got tickets for San fran
2:55 Why is no one talking about how funny this person is? He needs more appreciation.
These titles are actually gonna give me a heartattack soon
but hey, atleast they get you to click on the video ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Seeing this is so crazy as a Washingtonian who has hiked Poo Poo point multiple times and never thought that much about how odd the name was.
did you hike from poo poo point to pee pee island?
@@verynormalperson7003that’s a real place in thailand. (Phi Phi Island)
@@verynormalperson7003 Someone did a bicycle ride from poo poo point to pee pee island.
Oof, that intro really grinds my gears. He mentions 6 snakes that live in Albuquerque, and only 1 of the 6 he showed are actually in New Mexico, let alone in North America!
Black mamba and gaboon viper: Africa
Inland Taipan: Australia
Saw scaled viper and king cobra: India, the king cobra being more spread out through most of Southern Asia.
I have complaints for your editor