Trump Snoozes Through Stormy Daniels Trial, Kristi Noem Doubles Down on Puppy Slaying
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- Jimmy addresses the latest news, like Trump continuously falling asleep during his hush money trial, Kristi Noem making a shocking admission that she killed her puppy and Zendaya's movie Challengers being a spicy smash hit at the box office.
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Trump Snoozes Through Stormy Daniels Trial, Kristi Noem Doubles Down on Puppy Slaying
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"It's too cold? I've heard that excuse before" Lol! wow
If Noem shot her dog for bad behavior... imagine what she'll do with you if you don't follow her dictates.
that Gravel Pit is full of Noem's disappointments.
Garret Finley stole it with paddle ball 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🙌
There could a 9.8 earth quake, I would still be laughing my ass off to Finley's paddle sports😂
The perfect metaphor for masturbation.....
The Paddle bit was Hilarious 😆! So glad you're back Jimbo 🙌🏾!!!
"I'm not saying she's a dog murderer.
I'm saying we should be asking questions.
Like is she a dog murderer?"
-Jennifer Barkley (Parks and Rec)
The fact that she murdered a puppy is absolutely disgusting 🤢
She's a sociopath. Beyond disgusting.
See You Next Tuesday!
Who is this nut job?
She shot her goat the same day in the same gravel pit too, and mentioned shooting dead 2 horses too
@@GiGi-lg1dl3*
Kristy Noems The Gravel Pit story has Stephen King asking himself why didn't I think of that.
Too sick for even Steven King ☠️
He's creative, not a monster...
It's a rather short jump from abusing and killing a defenseless puppy, a goat, and three horses, to seeing people--- you know children as well as adults. It's NOT a good sign.
Why isn't an animal welfare agency not investigating nome for felony animal abuse.
Noem 😅
Name Noem's Novelty to Animals
fr
Because it's legal in a red state
Happened 20 years ago or something. Plus, she's the governor. :(
That dove clip was hilarious couldn't stop laughing 🤣.
not the Slovakian rep w the dove. That country is right behind Ukraine on Putin’s map to concur. Poland and Slovakia are after Ukraine (maps) …I have a missing friend from 3 rock type fan pages on facebook He is a Slovakian citizen. he said, his country claimed to be democratic or a democratic-socialist govt…Well? his house was bugged, they f’ed up his computer while trying to observe his activity on it over social media. He could not choose his major in college, nor buy even classic literature in their bookstores. He is still missing. 😢His government convinced the Trump administration to accept them as a democratic govt/country and they now have six embassies in our country. so sad, so scary.
Me too😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
"erm... can you catch it as well?" LOLOL
It was Slovenia.
It was Slovakia (source: I'm from Slovakia).
the ICE T Breakdown was great ! raise for the writer$ ?
Right? Great writing for the whole show. No misses today
Air Bidens was hilarious.
Trump already has a note from a doctor to get out of criminal trials:
Phone Spurs.
Donnie's title for Ms. Daniel's payment: Proporn Blurs
Hey Jimmy, I've actually experienced these red hats first hand and the trauma they cause. They drive around the community with those big American flags waving off the back of their cars and it's absolutely terrifying to experience. Vote blue as if your life depends on it. 💙💙.
Because your life most likely does depend on it...
Who kills a puppy? That’s murder. And a family goat & family horses? I lived on a farm. We didn’t kill our pets.
yep Noem is a srial kller..
The bar of acceptance for trump party is demonstrating how unnecessarily cruel and vile one can be.
people do it different ways... some leave their dogs in the middle of the woods... if they are use to being fed from a bag or a can, they cant feed themselves and starve...
I absolutely agree with that that is murder. My question would be why is that murder but the brutal and unnecessary killings of 56 billion livestock animals a year isn't seen as murder?
Sadly, most people consider the murder of animals for consumption as uncruel, unlike domesticated ones...
Puppy murder aside, thanks for uploading clips so quickly.
Some of us need this or can't watch at all. CZcams doesn't suck.
She also shot her goat 🐐 and horses 🐎 can you believe it. RIP Cricket.
ex husband must have messed her up good...
As a hunting dog the puppy was kept in a cage most of the time only brought out for training or hunting. For a young puppy they go nuts when they first come out. Need to keep them on a leash until they are trained. I've never trained a pointer, but my grandfather has. I was totally stupid back in the seventies. And it's still shows. Forgive me grandfather
Odor in the court?
EVERYONE approach the stench
All Rise...their eyes flow, 'tis they that let it forthgo
You may NOT be seated until the smell is deleted
Drumpf doesn't wear orange blush, he's camouflaged for discretion
🤢🤮
Welcome back jimmy it great to see you tonight.
Well no shames have been changed since you last gave a shout, and those blames that you named, they have not gone down or out, who'da thunk they'd lead ya - back onstage, and with balls right where we'll knee ya - well calm back well calm back well calm back
The Kentucky Derby hat looks like The King’s Guards hat at Buckingham Palace crashed into a field of flowers and the flowers won.
"SHOUT OUT to the White Dove!!"
Grilled: askin' 4 Baskin. Roasted: You wanna peace o' THIS hen lucky fried alley chicken?
The Garrett Finley interview was the funniest gag I've seen in years!!!! 😆😅🤣🤣🤣
did Jimmy blush during the paddleball demo ;)
I think so especially when it kept going 😂
2 :46 Is it just Me? or Donnie's smirk looks a lot like Stan Laurel 🤣
Trump’s famous “sh!t-eating grin”...
I wonder what Trummkopf would do for a Diet Coke in prison.
Trumpty Dumpty
trumpty dumpty.
trumpty dumpty
I wonder how the rest of the country that has animals felt she also bragged about it
My thoughts exactly!!
It's going to make plenty feel like VOTING
"If publisher Pecker paid a Playboy Playmate how many Playboy Playmates did Pecker pay?"
~Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert 🤭
Perhaps a'plenty o' pretty princesses paraded past President party-boy, pullin' some an' a-pushin' other pinklets, peerin' at some, an' a-pryin' at others, leerin' at mothers an' a-pryin' w/da..u...gh .....t..........
Peter Pecker better pick some pickled peppers quick...
🤣🤣🤣
I forgot to credit him for that but I just updated it thanks for the reminder!
78 and muggy 😂😂😂
You mean "Odor in the court!" #StinkyDon
*Felonious45* 🤥
AKA
#FeloniousFarty5
💨👃💨
😂 Ew
There’s nothing I enjoy more than seeing a commercial trump paid for on a Jimmy Kimmel video
Don the con is selling the sneaker loafer hybrid, Leaker!
Cruel Ella Noemvil.
Great to have you all back. Great show. Informative. From beginning to end🔥👍
Thank you Jimmy
Welcome back! 🤩
No heat because...
HE STINKS
Omg imagine the warm farts he would stink the courtroom up with
Which of these racquet sports would you recommend for me? I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Rocket spurts?
There is a real chance to be a MAD HATTER now!
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!
The paddle ball bit 😂😂
Then trump starts the clapping like in training day
That hat! 😂😂😂
💙💙💙💙💙 love it!
@@kookootrix1978 Did the audience member seated behind Maddie get a refund?
"Umm, so can you catch it as well?"
💀 💀 💀
Fire monologue from beginning to end. Great job, writers, great job, band, great job, Jimmy. 👏🏿
"Snoafer" is a terrible nickname for a shoe, but I guess the only other option was "Leaker" so...
Lmaooooooooooooooo i laughed so hard at the paddle ball bit
The biggest horse race in the US having a "horseless carriage" company as a sponsor seems just a little bit funny all on its own.
Right now I am praying for peace in our Country and in our World!👍
Talkin about Slovakia…The Slovakian govt? My friend from 3 facebook music fan groups, whom I’d been conversing with for two years…He lived in Slovenia, would complain to me his government said they were a democratic solialst country. The country that Trump allowed to lie, as my friend told me. They did not let their citizens choose what career or focus one has in college. Books were banned and you could not choose what books you wanted to read bc they aren’t available in book stores…classics…just like the ones republicans were trying to ban…The books that had so many librarian’s in n the US quit their jobs over bc they are indeed, classical literature. So DEMOCRACY , not just democratic thought or persuasion in politics…DEMOCRACY IS ON YOUR CHAD-hanging (ref to bush v gore presidential race…the one where an actual man of character accepted his loss in the SCOTUS, case, and didn’t cause his angry followers to storm our capital or yeah, he wasn’t indicted on 80+ criminal counts …Gore they should’ve been president over Bush II.
But ya know that damn electoral college makes both my vote and yours less valuable bc our country came up with the electoral college…It appeased Southern slave- owners bc it allowed a male slave, ou need by ine if them, to be worth a partial vote in our country’s beginning…civil war era. History does not need to repeat itself if ppl pay attention..know what news sources are reliable. Know why a reliable source of info is important even!!!!!
Do not mix up Slovakia and Slovenia.
@6:08 THAT is an Emmy moment right there!
The paddleball bit was so accurate!
The perfect metaphor for masturbation....
We love your show jimmy fallon
I worked as a temperature control ( building operator ) and every chair had a sweater on it.
NOICE!!! My gut hurts from the lolz
Trump probably would be like “The Mc rib is back. Order my quota”.
The lunatic was awake the whole time! He wasn’t asleep.
Glad you got the opening back in the public….! WTF was that…!
im glad he likes the COLD soooo much because its a LOT colder in the JAIL where he is going to be wearing hospital clothes :) ROFL this guy wouldnt make it 2 weeks once he got his canteen... they would all up in his RAMEN !
🤢
01:17 - It is not a 'hush money' payments trial ! It is not illegal in NY State to pay someone if you want to pay someone !
- It is 34 charges or counts of creating false business records or documents to cover other crimes ! GET THE FACTS CORRERECTLY !!!
That's too complex for many to understand, apparently.
Clip that! LOL
That’s awesome, the derby hats are beautiful. 🤩
Marge Simpson Derby style, the winner is going to want to build up their neck muscles significantly.
...then there's a another choice in the 'Snoafer' shoe line named for (T)Rump. It's called the 'Leaker'. Obviously not good in Stormy weather... 🌩
OMG THE RACKET SKIT
"Don't worry about him. that's just my jew". Ice-T.
Where was jimmy the last 2 weeks
Spring break
Yellow tulip is very good ❤
The girl sitting beside Jimmy near the end is gorgeous
Watched it today, this movie could have waited for the tv screen. Nothing about this movie required a movies screen. A bunch of tight young bodies playing very aggressive tennis, saved this movie it felt that the movie was building to something significant, but no climax scene was really rendered. You can wait to see it.
Jimmy, I tried to enter the Derby Day contest, but the link would not open?
Noem said the puppy was bursting with joy--and she shot him? Instead of finding him another home? She is in a bad way.
FARTING PUMPKIN 🎃 💨🙀
Comparing Trump to Biden is like comparing SNL to Sesame Street!
Knuckles ❤ Jimmy fallon
Love ICE TEAS !¡!😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
Jimmy, I tried to enter the contest for the Derby Day contest, but the link wouldn’t open. Is the contest already over?
Oh my: Pink’s hot dogs. A blast from my past. It’s still there?
it will never die
Holy pigeon shyt, hands down the most powerful peaceful omen the world will 4get
Love the Kentucky Derby hats 👒
Snofers, made from real puppy leather ... 😁🤣🤪
Wait- so why isn't that Noem lady in jail for animal cruelty... ????
She thinks she should have immunity???
I think it's legal in the states that keep us backward thanks to the electoral college
Love “The Root”!😊
Looking forward to seeing Tiger Woods on your Show!
The right joke isn't that birds fly around and shit on you from the Home Depo ceiling. That happens all of the time at the JFK international airport. Jimmy should know that.
There isn't a JFK International airport in every town making it relatable to the entire audience. There are Home Depots everywhere, though. If you ever get a chance to visit the States you'll see how obvious it is that Home Depot is the right joke for an American audience.
@@DarkPesco Ok, sorry. I didn't realize the comedy police was on patrol tonight. I thought the NYC fans would find that comment funny.
@@TheParserableweren't YOU being the comedy police with your initial comment? The person yotue replying to was explaining why the writers wrote the joke the way they did and you came back trying to act like they were doing what you did. Very odd behaviour.
@@peachesandpoets I was making a joke. Both of you are being over analytical. Thanks for explaining comedy to me.
Love Justin!❤
😂😂mushroom😅😅
I wonder if he'll sleep through his prison sentence also ?
⏭1:22 - ICE-T Breakdown.
It's Jimmy Fallon
Fallon is the sexiest of the Strike Force 5 😊
The story about the woman who keeps gettingh mistaken for a one-year-old is giving me Y2K flashbacks.
Sick
The courtroom might be cold…but…Trump will find a stainless steel toilet in a cell is much colder.
Those late night show bands have a tough gig, playing 30 second marathons.
The dove video was funny. 😊
good joke on '77 and muggy versus 81 and sunny'.
A friend of mine tried for 5 years to teach me how to golf. She finally gave up,
at the end of the video, Derby hat is great for Marge Simpson
Trummkopf’s favorite McDonald’s sandwich is the filet o fish.
Maybe he has mercury poisoning.
Who next
Please do more of IceT, IceCube, IceMan, Ice anything band tore