I spent 40 minutes explaining what is Horus Heresy to my wife on our first date, she wasn't interested but enjoyed listening to me. Overall, she is Warhammer fan now too.
Well for me it was talking about the Tyranids on the way back from our second date. Now me and my girlfriend play Warhammer together in our living room.
My brother spent the entirety of our family dinner last night in a monologue about timezones. The random information he’s filled my brain with over the years is hilarious. Once he told me in great detail, at 3am, about the war of 1812. Good times 💀
Hahaha. Yeah that's the same thing with my sister. She have random but information and she wanna talk about it and tell me everything about it. Great thing is she got the good oratory skill than me and i like it.
She seems gradually more disturbed as he goes on...meaning she's very attentive and not bored. She determined his list of most fuckable monopoly pieces to be incompatible with her list.
@@user-fm1ro3bx2x It means she’s a bimbo. Jesus, someone might need to join her. Connect some basic dots for once in your life.. you wanna try and call me out on anything else?
Real talk: when you find a person who actually, truly enjoys listening to you ramble about niche topics not because of what you are saying, but because it’s you who is saying it, that’s probably the best feeling in the world
Watching a guy explaining board game trivia to a Frazetta girl was definitely not on my bingo card this morning. Though I have to hand it to him, dude's voice is incredibly soothing.
So if you look back at the beginning, it sounds like he's answering a question, meaning she actually asked him which monopoly piece was the most fuckable and simply disagreed with his answer
It was clearly the battleship decision which she was disagreeing with as well, which seems to be where this conflict started. She could not reconcile the battleship being rated lower than the iron. To his credit, he tried to change his call at the last second, but it was too late after the thigh slap.
I like to think it's more like when you say something jokingly someone gives you a super serious response. Like one time I said we should just settle global disputes by having each country make a mech and have the leaders of said country pilot them, winner in a death match gets to choose how the conflict is settled. The person I was talking to then treated me to an hour long explanation as to why mechs are not actually feasible as pieces of military hardware.
I just had the same thought! especially since we watch him do the lowest effort content while he's literally in his bed lmao he's just that fucking hilarious he doesn't need a skit
@@adamant5906yup lol, they only find it attractive IF theyre already attracted to you. Some nerdy dude in glasses going on about his favourite linux distro isnt getting any woman wet Problem is women CANNOT admit this so they pretend otherwise. Weird, as ive always been nerdy but only after i put effort into looking attractive did women start listening to me.
@@99Pierogies I mean people do want to date people they find attractive, but everyone's type is different! Even if you don't think you're attractive don't worry, everyone is SOMEONE'S type. And there's a lot of people out there who genuinely put personality first. Sure attraction is important, but I think being respectful and kind matters even more
The best part of this is that the first time I zoned out and just laughed at the twist, but then I had to watch a second time to really process the list
I was so invested in the sequence and devastated to hear the iron dead last... only to learn that indeed the iron was the best! but then to have that snatched away so offhandedly at the end! An exhausting journey in under a minute
I swear ZD’s timing with the “actually swap those last two” was so funny I had to watch it again. Sung Won is a refined gentleman for choosing the battleship as the most [f__ckable].
@@radscorpion8 Not if she were a sprinter. She's not a sprinter. So yes, some fat but her build can be called 'extra-medium' or XM, which can be nice when young. It unfortunately morphs into full-on fat later on if not made leaner.
My worst date involved ten minutes of me explaining that the reason I had a small jar of vaseline in my coat pocket was because I sometimes work double shifts and 14+ hours on your feet in a hot kitchen can create wear and tear on your balls. If you're ever on a date and the other person says "Let's show each other what we have in our pockets" remember not to have a small jar of vaseline in your pocket, it can drastically alter the outcome of the date. Actually that was my second worst date.
That's a tough question, because it's never specified what "fuckable" means in this context. Are we ranking by sexual attraction or how possible it would be to have intercourse with the pieces? And even if one were to choose one of these categories, the ranking would still heavily be affected by the genitals of the ranker and which piece would grant the ranker the most sexual pleasure. But what about the piece's sexual pleasure? Personally, I would've saved this question for the second date. Edit: It pleases me immensely that so many like-minded intellectuals have come to share in my thirst for knowledge. It feels as though I have been transported into Raphael's The School of Athens, surrounded by so many learned philosophers. In all seriousness, it's great to know that my extremely tired brain's struggle to form coherent sentences at 2am was able to make so any people chuckle, aswell as inspire them to ask their own questions. I'm glad that we are all so passionate about which is the most fuckable Monopoly piece.
Let's be honest here, this is probably more of a conversation than anyone on a real date would ever have. Yeah, it's true, I haven't been on many dates but in all honesty, there are too many factors about dating anymore that just makes it not worth it anymore (to me anyway).
Was in a restaurant in Paris not long ago, there was a man and a woman on a date there and the guy was non-stop talking about Minecraft when she clearly was not interested. Each time I heard her say "yeah my younger brother likes to play that" it hurt lol.
Thats totally on purpose haha. ProZD is probably really in tune with doing stuff like that since he voices dubbed shows in other languages. In dubbing they try really hard to match the mouth flaps of something that was animated for a different language so you get good at matching your dialog to on screen cues
I remember I really wanted to end a date, so I started discussing reasons why Garfield would hate Mondays. It worked a treat and I was free 30 seconds in.
The second time I ever met my husband in person, we met at Qdoba before we went to a museum and he spent 20 minutes telling me about the history of guacamole. I guess he figured if I didn't leave, I was a keeper.
I want this. I want to have a partner that knows all these little pieces of odd trivia to tell me, otherwise it's going to be me doing it with my weird hyperfixations.
@@luigimss_ yea, but the very first time i randomly saw some of his videos, i had NO idea who he was and i said the same thing. Of course the whole comment section kindly made fun of me and let me in on the joke 😂
i never thought i would say this but it actually gets better with more viewings cuz with the reactions he makes it looks like she already knows the set-up of the 'most fuckable piece' with how she reacts to each piece he names but when u first watch it you have no idea. That look of sheer horror in reaction to him saying 'the cannon' holy crap
Bro exactly, if you need to do the deed with at least one of the pieces then just do the thimble or top hat and you could just put the thimble on your finger and just m@sterb@it or like roll the top hat up and stick it in yourself or stick ur pp in the hat.
This is also my husband and I when we were dating. I was conflicted because I appreciated that he didn't expect anything from me when we were going out. On the other hand, I couldn't retain anything he was telling me. We eventually just played YU-GI-OH together until we found our groove. It worked
@SillySphinx So, I'm on the right track then? She even said she wants me to teach her how to play Yu-Gi-Oh. So, I should try to skip to playing Yu-Gi-Oh with her?🥺
bro, i just watched this again you had the timing of her stares down, like watch it again knowing what the conversation is about and every time he names a certian piece she looks slightly more disgusted. this is great! XD
I feel like size does matter in this context, honestly. If it's small enough that you might accidentally drop it in the middle of things then that's potentially an issue.
So it’s about this guy with a straw hat who comes out of a barrel and beats up a pirate captain to save a kid, he also beats up a marine captain to save the same kid but that’s for later. So he finds a swordsman to join his crew that wields 3 swords, weird, right? You’re following all this right? Anyway he’s gonna be put to death so the guy with the straw hat goes to save him and the marine captain tries to stop him and… are you still listening?
So hear me out, it's about a bunch of students who wake up trapped in a school, and their headmaster is a robot teddy bear -- do you follow? -- and... and he makes the students murder each other in order to leave. And the protagonist got invited to the school by a lottery, but the others came because of their talents... but they were invited by the ACTUAL headmaster, but now the bear is... and so anyway, all of the students actually fainted as soon as they entered the school, and so while they solve each others' murders, they also have to find out about... um... where are you going...?
I think the funniest thing is that not only is he giving such an in depth answer to the obscure question, but in order to reach this point he must have ASKED the question as well.
I love how he timed out the list to work with her micro-expressions. The way she looks directly at the camera when he says "the cannon" does so much silent storytelling. Really builds up the character of both performances. Also Battleship is Best Girl.
"Both performances"? she's a wannabe tiktok toth that isn't even all attractive making a dumb "POV" short as if you'd be lucky to go on a date with her. The only performance here is his. And he nailed it.
@@nanyabizness564 Because this dude was genuinely angry at some random girl on TikTok, granted her video could easily come off as self-centered, but who cares? We don't know her, and we'll probably never know her, this video is about ProZd, not the girl Also, I'm pretty sure the wording "both performances" was meant as a joke to begin with
I think he just needed a platform dedicated to short form videos like Tiktok to do it. CZcams shorts was perhaps a no-go cause it was reserved for his longer content.
I think it's a case of: Ohhhh Kaaay, I gotta sit it out, I have to see where he is going with this. And when he climaxes: uhah! well, "I think I'm gonna go now".
Now we know how he got married. Also it’s crazy how his voice sounds like an audio guide through a game in this video.🤣 EDIT : I know he is a VA. I just meant the way he speaks here is funny because it doesn’t exactly fit the context.
@@JosepiThe13th Best thing you can do is not reply to them or click on them so the bot owner thinks that they aren't working. CZcams needs to get their stuff together
Lol I love people talking about their special interests even if I’m not interested the sound and cadence of their voice when explaining is always so Knowing and Relaxing
This man's to good for this world.these are them 2am conversations you have when your somewhere in between sober and drunk...but your brain is like ascending on some shit
If she can’t sit through your monologue about board game trivia, then she ain’t worth it
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you're not funny
He doesn't even like TikTok but his timing on this was impeccable. What a talent.
Agreed (ignoring the two bots). His timing has always seemed to stun me. 10/10 talent.
@@Ruyeman He’s been amazing for so long. (Ignoring the three bots now, what the fuck)
He is a vine og
I am having mixed feelings about a comment of mine getting more views than my videos.
@@Ruyeman Why ignoring them, when I can report them as spam? :) :) :)
I spent 40 minutes explaining what is Horus Heresy to my wife on our first date, she wasn't interested but enjoyed listening to me. Overall, she is Warhammer fan now too.
Now for the real test.
Did she cry during the Fall of Cadia?
Well for me it was talking about the Tyranids on the way back from our second date. Now me and my girlfriend play Warhammer together in our living room.
Living the dream.
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My brother spent the entirety of our family dinner last night in a monologue about timezones. The random information he’s filled my brain with over the years is hilarious. Once he told me in great detail, at 3am, about the war of 1812. Good times 💀
Hahaha. Yeah that's the same thing with my sister. She have random but information and she wanna talk about it and tell me everything about it. Great thing is she got the good oratory skill than me and i like it.
Sounds fun honestly
Lol I'm just imagining Tom Scott ranting about time zones on Computerphile. Was it anything like that?
@@NoriMori1992 Yes. And no one is allowed to interrupt or leave.
@@julietteferrars3097 Yikes! Why not?!
Plot twist: she doesn’t care that he’s ranking by how fuckable they are, she just disagrees with the ranking
She definitely picks the iron every time in Monopoly.
Given the timing…
She cares TOO much
Read my name
He put the dog too high.
Plot Twist: She was leaving because she realized that she wasn't good enough for him.
How could she ever compare to the Monopoly Cannon?
She just couldn't wait anymore and is getting over to his place as fast as possible.
0:30 the look in her eyes gives it all away
that ain no plot twist tahts a fact 💪
plot twist: plot twist comments aren't all that funny
How could she not be attracted to that wonderful voice?
she probably gay. the big gay.
She’s a shallow normie.
because she is attracted to chad
She’s attracted to the voice but not the truth it speaks
@@aetherland1883prozd is a chad
I love the implication that she asked and then just couldn't handle getting a thought out answer.
TikTok let him back only to be stood up by his date... Well played TikTok well played...
Wait was he kicked off TikTok?
@@thesmallscout9810 his account got the bean hammer
@@Pandaalifter bean hammer, lol
@@Pandaalifter what for?
@@thesmallscout9810 people think it coulda been copycats abusing reporting
She just couldn’t handle how overwhelmingly attractive and charming he was at that moment.
She had to leave to dry her undies
@@jakefitzsimons4245 Hey, when you gotta freshen up, you GOTTA FRESHEN UP.
The joke is that he is not 🚫
@@jakefitzsimons4245 NAHHHH 💀
Seriously? Oh well, to each his own taste.
That thigh slap entranced me I probably would have turned red in that moment. What beast is man
I instantly got bricked up when she did that
@@Sans_The_Skeleton you what
@@Sans_The_Skeleton that's enough internet for today
@@Sans_The_Skeletonmaybe some thoughts should be kept to yourself
She built like a Pixar mom
Question is, what's her name?😅
@@HeavyRollin same
her name is get a life@@HeavyRollin
@@VladRadu-tq1pg 🗿👍
@@HeavyRollin Gabby
I love that his re-arrangement of the two most fuckable pieces in Monopoly was more important to him than her getting up and leaving.
What a chad 😂
Priorities lol
Plot twist: She went to get the Monopoly game
Sung Won knew what he was doing
@ *Comes back dressed as a Train*
That ending got me really good.
The moving of cannon to rank 1 over iron has its own subtle hilarity too 😆
Yeah, but
She kinda bad tho😏
@@sweatybeanz808 🤨
It's crazy what a 10-year difference can accomplish, yall zoomers are something.
@@dommyboysmith it wasnt the canon it was the battleship
nobodys even realizing how fucking tough that must have been to time that entire minute of monologue so that he finished EXACTLY before she leaves
I could listen to him talk for hours... He has the most soothing voice!
She seems gradually more disturbed as he goes on...meaning she's very attentive and not bored. She determined his list of most fuckable monopoly pieces to be incompatible with her list.
Do you really think that much was going on in her brain? Someone is an optimist.
Yep, notice her reaction when he mentions the canon. Clearly she thought it should be higher on the list and it was downhill from there 😔
Indeed. The compatibility of monopoly lists is the most important factor in determining the viability of a relationship.
@@pat7917 what is that supposed to mean
@@user-fm1ro3bx2x It means she’s a bimbo. Jesus, someone might need to join her. Connect some basic dots for once in your life.. you wanna try and call me out on anything else?
Real talk: when you find a person who actually, truly enjoys listening to you ramble about niche topics not because of what you are saying, but because it’s you who is saying it, that’s probably the best feeling in the world
That sorta demotivates me low key lol. Like cool, you like me… enjoy my interest!!! (Not that they have to).
I'd rather interact with someone who truly enjoys the same niche topics as me even if they hate my guts - that will never get boring.
@@ardenorcrush649 "Screw you, but yes the battleship is the most fuckable monopoly piece- fuck it gets me so wet"
DAWWH
then the talker must be Good Looking
Wow she went to bring her Monopoly set so they can discuss on it in more depth, this date going good.
Omg! The topic, the buildup and the pun. Perfect choice ans delivery of everything 😂😂😂 im completely dying.
She knew she wouldn't be able to control her urges if she stayed. Smart move, don't want to be too hasty.
Yeah she would not get anything done with how much her labido would be trough the roof
There's not even a table between them, they're just sitting on chairs opposite to each other, with Sung Won saying board game trivia at her.
@DON'T WATCH MY VIDEOS You win
@DON'T WATCH MY VIDEOS ok, we won’t
They are doing a webcam date .
Thank you for watching the video!! Cause clearly no one else watched for this useless comment
You mean Soogewin?
Watching a guy explaining board game trivia to a Frazetta girl was definitely not on my bingo card this morning. Though I have to hand it to him, dude's voice is incredibly soothing.
I choose legs.
Let's see:
10- Unikitty
9- Minecraft Enderman
8- Friends 41724 Paisley
7- Hogwarts Castle
6- SP004 Spaceman
5- Lego Piece 32557
4- 71022 Hermione
3- Lucy
2- Death Star
1- Lego piece 98989
Yea they are hella awesome
So if you look back at the beginning, it sounds like he's answering a question, meaning she actually asked him which monopoly piece was the most fuckable and simply disagreed with his answer
I... Love this thought
Or we're just dropping in mid-speech, and this is just the end paragraph.
She has standards
It was clearly the battleship decision which she was disagreeing with as well, which seems to be where this conflict started. She could not reconcile the battleship being rated lower than the iron. To his credit, he tried to change his call at the last second, but it was too late after the thigh slap.
I like to think it's more like when you say something jokingly someone gives you a super serious response.
Like one time I said we should just settle global disputes by having each country make a mech and have the leaders of said country pilot them, winner in a death match gets to choose how the conflict is settled. The person I was talking to then treated me to an hour long explanation as to why mechs are not actually feasible as pieces of military hardware.
this guy's ability to be consistently hilarious over the years has me on the edge of my seat
I just had the same thought! especially since we watch him do the lowest effort content while he's literally in his bed lmao he's just that fucking hilarious he doesn't need a skit
The dude’s literally a comedic genius.
You’ve been on the edge of your seat for years? Sounds like you should see a DR.
Probably one of your best works. Every time I re-watch this, I start laughing even earlier.
This is great, but the best video on his channel even isn't his. It's the Japanese Baseball game roster one.
Thick thighs saves lives
Simping doesn't though 😟
@@klaiken989that's not simping
@@klaiken989I bet you think you did something
@@klaiken989how bro felt after writing that: 🔥🦾🗿🍷🔥
thick thighs unfortunately do not save lives, depression is a truly a thing
I don’t see why she left. You were just speaking what was on all of our minds.
All these languages in the world and he chose to speak facts
Because she want's yo fuck the top hat and only the top hat.
The truth can be frightening
What you really gotta wonder is what she was hoping to hear after asking the question
She left because of the amount of knowledge she was gaining was too much for her mortal brain
The amount of buildup leading up to the reveal is amazing! Great work!
Not gonna lie though, definitely caught me off guard
It's genius. It forces the viewer to watch the entire video a second time, upping CZcams's play time algorithm and increasing viewership.
Lol I caught on it was monopoly piece related but assumed it was like the order of when they were put into the game or something.
This was like one piece type build up
Absolutely nothing more attractive than a guy rambling about something he's passionate about and genuinely wanting to teach you
"Alright, today I'm going to show you how to do it with a thimble..."
Provided he's Chris Hemsworth or Henry Cavill.
Being knowledgeable never got me anywhere with women.
@@adamant5906yup lol, they only find it attractive IF theyre already attracted to you. Some nerdy dude in glasses going on about his favourite linux distro isnt getting any woman wet
Problem is women CANNOT admit this so they pretend otherwise. Weird, as ive always been nerdy but only after i put effort into looking attractive did women start listening to me.
That's rule number 3. Gotta pass rules 1 and 2, which are be attractive and be attractive
@@99Pierogies I mean people do want to date people they find attractive, but everyone's type is different! Even if you don't think you're attractive don't worry, everyone is SOMEONE'S type. And there's a lot of people out there who genuinely put personality first. Sure attraction is important, but I think being respectful and kind matters even more
The best part of this is that the first time I zoned out and just laughed at the twist, but then I had to watch a second time to really process the list
"actually swap those last two", the concept and the timing, may be one of the best punchlines I have ever heard in a bit like that ever 😂😂😂
@Anti Degenerate yes finally my man you got it!
I was so invested in the sequence and devastated to hear the iron dead last... only to learn that indeed the iron was the best! but then to have that snatched away so offhandedly at the end! An exhausting journey in under a minute
fr!
I swear ZD’s timing with the “actually swap those last two” was so funny I had to watch it again. Sung Won is a refined gentleman for choosing the battleship as the most [f__ckable].
No, the boot is at the other end of the list. It's from least to most.
@@earthbind83 yeah that battleship gonna get it
@@earthbind83 oh shit you’re right!
It’s the most obvious choice. I mean have you seen Iowa from Kancolle??
@@dylanhealy8126 Me for New Jersey and Prince of Wales from Azur lane
Her legs are really something. Must be a cross-country bicycle rider.
Nah, you don't get that high volume with endurance athletes.
@@EvanG529you do though look up guys professional cycling
@@EvanG529 but they're not fat right?
@@radscorpion8 Not if she were a sprinter. She's not a sprinter. So yes, some fat but her build can be called 'extra-medium' or XM, which can be nice when young. It unfortunately morphs into full-on fat later on if not made leaner.
It's fat but black folks call it thick
I agree with her. The idea that you would even think to rank cannon last is outrageous.
After all, it's a big hole.
How would she use a big hole
Quality content, this is what I came for, I 100% agree with that list.
I cannot agree with this list. The thimble as a middling choice is not tenable according to Monopoly canon.
You're crazy. Who wouldn't fuck the battleship first?
Agreed. This why i came...too...yeaaaa 👀
Wait before or after he switched the last 2? These are the important questions.
I would switch 3 and 5
My worst date involved ten minutes of me explaining that the reason I had a small jar of vaseline in my coat pocket was because I sometimes work double shifts and 14+ hours on your feet in a hot kitchen can create wear and tear on your balls. If you're ever on a date and the other person says "Let's show each other what we have in our pockets" remember not to have a small jar of vaseline in your pocket, it can drastically alter the outcome of the date.
Actually that was my second worst date.
Uhhh I’m afraid to ask what was the worst one
hahahahahaha bro what the fuck
I'm not, which one was the worst?
Wait balls as in feet balls or balls as in... balls? Cause I definitely thought the latter first and had to take a retake
Ugh How am I gonna explain my pocket knife 😣
she looks amazing
HOLY THIGHS
‘HOLY THIGHS BATMAN!’
That's a tough question, because it's never specified what "fuckable" means in this context. Are we ranking by sexual attraction or how possible it would be to have intercourse with the pieces? And even if one were to choose one of these categories, the ranking would still heavily be affected by the genitals of the ranker and which piece would grant the ranker the most sexual pleasure. But what about the piece's sexual pleasure? Personally, I would've saved this question for the second date.
Edit: It pleases me immensely that so many like-minded intellectuals have come to share in my thirst for knowledge. It feels as though I have been transported into Raphael's The School of Athens, surrounded by so many learned philosophers. In all seriousness, it's great to know that my extremely tired brain's struggle to form coherent sentences at 2am was able to make so any people chuckle, aswell as inspire them to ask their own questions. I'm glad that we are all so passionate about which is the most fuckable Monopoly piece.
"what about the piece's sexual pleasure?" goddamn what an underrated comment
Excellent points of discussion, Sour Drop. Definitely something to reflect more on next time.
Aristotle been real quiet since this dropped
Yeah bit of a loaded question. This question would land you in jail on the first date (without passing go and collecting 200 dollars).
Definitely a second date question
Let's be honest here, this is probably more of a conversation than anyone on a real date would ever have.
Yeah, it's true, I haven't been on many dates but in all honesty, there are too many factors about dating anymore that just makes it not worth it anymore (to me anyway).
My name.
@@earnmoneyonline2756 ok
@@earnmoneyonline2756 Is that still a thing? Lol
Says a lot about your dates
@@miku5840
For bot yes I guess
The last part was gold.
Was in a restaurant in Paris not long ago, there was a man and a woman on a date there and the guy was non-stop talking about Minecraft when she clearly was not interested.
Each time I heard her say "yeah my younger brother likes to play that" it hurt lol.
oof thats rough
Damn right into my soul
Dude shoulda asked what the brother was doing
what an absolute gigachad
Gigachad.
He got the date by saying he was a millionaire but on the date she found out he meant monopoly money
Well, that's the Federal Reserve for ya....
0:56 best part 😏
The last two seconds are what makes the whole thing rewatchable
The painfully slow delivery of this is absolutely perfect.
@Anti Degenerate tf is that profile my guy
It's really difficult to make a top-10 in your head off the cuff
I love how the look on her face synchronizes with him saying "the canon," at 0:44
Thats totally on purpose haha. ProZD is probably really in tune with doing stuff like that since he voices dubbed shows in other languages. In dubbing they try really hard to match the mouth flaps of something that was animated for a different language so you get good at matching your dialog to on screen cues
@@kellensanna hehe, you said "mouth flaps" 🙂
Oh no! Not the canon!
Well, i get her...
Not putting the cannon on top of the list is pretty alarming.
The only appropriate action to take is to get up and leave.
That was the moment she knew it wouldnt work
I remember I really wanted to end a date, so I started discussing reasons why Garfield would hate Mondays. It worked a treat and I was free 30 seconds in.
Wow that's smart, either the date ends, or you find out your date is actually worth a chance. Win-win.
This is one of the funniest bits I’ve seen in a long time.
The second time I ever met my husband in person, we met at Qdoba before we went to a museum and he spent 20 minutes telling me about the history of guacamole. I guess he figured if I didn't leave, I was a keeper.
That is so funny and cute
I want this. I want to have a partner that knows all these little pieces of odd trivia to tell me, otherwise it's going to be me doing it with my weird hyperfixations.
@@BloodInTheStrawberries or you will find someone who loves to listen to you and your weird hyper fixations
NOTHING about guacamole could EVER bore me!! 😋😋❤️❤️🥑🥑
guacamole would make more sense in this context. Not sure how monopoly pieces fit in the convo. Maybe the cannon?
This guy has an incredible voice, he could easily do voice acting.
orly
He does do voice acting lol
@@EliteDiamond. Hmmm.. maybe that's the joke 🤔🤔🤔
@@luigimss_Maybe that was his joke too? 🤷♂️
@@luigimss_ yea, but the very first time i randomly saw some of his videos, i had NO idea who he was and i said the same thing.
Of course the whole comment section kindly made fun of me and let me in on the joke 😂
The history lesson itself had me laughing long before the punchline. 😅
I definitely agree that the battleship is top tier. I mean, it's literally the cannon but even more cannons.
the ending "actually swap those last two" after she left had me laughing out loud. Incredible
@Anti Degenerate finally free
The timing of the pieces with her looks: impeccable timing. I can't believe it's possible to integrate so smoothly with another video
He's a professional
i never thought i would say this but it actually gets better with more viewings cuz with the reactions he makes it looks like she already knows the set-up of the 'most fuckable piece' with how she reacts to each piece he names but when u first watch it you have no idea. That look of sheer horror in reaction to him saying 'the cannon' holy crap
Yeah it must be hard to time things by watching a video and then talking over it. Absolutely skilled and extremely talented...
@@GuineaPigEveryday Looks like she's even agreeing with a few of them. Maybe their tier lists are just too different?
Both of these content creators are geniuses in their own way 🤯
From my experience of what people talk about on dates, this seems shockingly accurate.
I didn't expect dog to be so high up on the list, and definitely would have put thimble at #1.
Idk, cannon might be more fuckable than thimble. Top hat is up there too.
It is the one with the biggest hole though...
@@dvdkolk Some of us would NEED to rank the cannon highest, for logistical reasons! 😏
@@guyver441 I feel like the canon has a universally useful shape. Very multi-purpose.
Bro exactly, if you need to do the deed with at least one of the pieces then just do the thimble or top hat and you could just put the thimble on your finger and just m@sterb@it or like roll the top hat up and stick it in yourself or stick ur pp in the hat.
This is also my husband and I when we were dating. I was conflicted because I appreciated that he didn't expect anything from me when we were going out. On the other hand, I couldn't retain anything he was telling me. We eventually just played YU-GI-OH together until we found our groove. It worked
Now that is a union that is meant to be.
Aww that’s cute
@SillySphinx So, I'm on the right track then? She even said she wants me to teach her how to play Yu-Gi-Oh. So, I should try to skip to playing Yu-Gi-Oh with her?🥺
@@neverendinchaos4800 No think the Yu-gi-oh is a key step.
@@annafirth6738 I meant that I'd skip ahead to the part where we end up playing Yu-Gi-Oh.😊
I love how it's timed so that certain drops coincide with her looking more concerned.
bro, i just watched this again you had the timing of her stares down, like watch it again knowing what the conversation is about and every time he names a certian piece she looks slightly more disgusted. this is great! XD
she made a duet template and she got the best response she could have. no one will top this!!
You're absolutely right. This is the best one.
@@CoolSuperBear got link?
my average conversation with my therapist
Damn you could assemble an autobot transformation with the amount of bots that flocked to your comment
Her facial expressions.. I'm losing it xD :D :D
it's really the canon that got her upset
Everyone knows that the thimble has the most stamina 🥵
Cope
bruh
Purely factual
...which has the LEAST???
I feel like size does matter in this context, honestly. If it's small enough that you might accidentally drop it in the middle of things then that's potentially an issue.
So it’s about this guy with a straw hat who comes out of a barrel and beats up a pirate captain to save a kid, he also beats up a marine captain to save the same kid but that’s for later. So he finds a swordsman to join his crew that wields 3 swords, weird, right? You’re following all this right? Anyway he’s gonna be put to death so the guy with the straw hat goes to save him and the marine captain tries to stop him and… are you still listening?
yes I am
please continue
Pls continue
So hear me out, it's about a bunch of students who wake up trapped in a school, and their headmaster is a robot teddy bear -- do you follow? -- and... and he makes the students murder each other in order to leave. And the protagonist got invited to the school by a lottery, but the others came because of their talents... but they were invited by the ACTUAL headmaster, but now the bear is... and so anyway, all of the students actually fainted as soon as they entered the school, and so while they solve each others' murders, they also have to find out about... um... where are you going...?
Gods why did it took me so long to recognize you were talking about One Piece
Isn't this the plot to Cannonball Run 3?
This is easily some of the most brilliant stuff, I've watched from the 21st century ser
I love how she continuously looks more concerned as he keeps listing the pieces
So ...boot, horse, racecar, thimble, wheelbarrow, dog, tophat, cannon, iron, battleship?
I expected the thimble to be higher on the list.
I can't figure out why the iron is so high.
@@sagebauer1077 its hot
@@alias6944 😲true!
I can't believe the ship rated so low, imagine the guns that thing has! 🥵
@@ArcNine9Angel The ship is number 1 on the list.
Me talking about every single Rick Riordan book to anyone who’ll listen
Leo is cool
I remember loving the Percy Jackson books back when I was in middle school.
Bet what book of his would you recommend that’s not in the demigods series
@@flameshadowwolf5387 Magnus chase if it counts
This is me with Discworld.
I think the funniest thing is that not only is he giving such an in depth answer to the obscure question, but in order to reach this point he must have ASKED the question as well.
Literally my dream date. 😅 guys like this are the best
I love how he timed out the list to work with her micro-expressions. The way she looks directly at the camera when he says "the cannon" does so much silent storytelling. Really builds up the character of both performances.
Also Battleship is Best Girl.
"Both performances"? she's a wannabe tiktok toth that isn't even all attractive making a dumb "POV" short as if you'd be lucky to go on a date with her. The only performance here is his. And he nailed it.
@@zimvader25 This has such anger with it, I feel like you were rejected by this girl lmao
@@blokvader8283 He was, and so was I. We all were...
@@blokvader8283 he's still right though. Why you felt the need to attack him personaly?
@@nanyabizness564 Because this dude was genuinely angry at some random girl on TikTok, granted her video could easily come off as self-centered, but who cares? We don't know her, and we'll probably never know her, this video is about ProZd, not the girl
Also, I'm pretty sure the wording "both performances" was meant as a joke to begin with
it is difficult for me to convey the amount that I love this. But let me just say thank you for making this exist
@DON'T WATCH MY VIDEOS I hope you never get served what you order at a restaurant.
Very sweet comment, but a low-key weird response to a monopoly piece fuck list meme 🤣
This dude is the definition comedic genius
Congrats on being in pony island 2 cant wait to see where that story goes!
I’m so glad your doing skits again!
You're telling me
@Victory spambot
I think he just needed a platform dedicated to short form videos like Tiktok to do it. CZcams shorts was perhaps a no-go cause it was reserved for his longer content.
@DON'T WATCH MY VIDEOS ok
The timing on the punchline is impeccable.
This just confirms I've been making the right choice as a battleship main
That last minute swap was the right move
I love how it isn't just awkward slience and it seems like she's actually listening in discomfort
she's honest-to-god trying. dunno what her motives are, but she _is_ putting in the effort.
I think it's a case of: Ohhhh Kaaay, I gotta sit it out, I have to see where he is going with this. And when he climaxes: uhah! well, "I think I'm gonna go now".
Now we know how he got married.
Also it’s crazy how his voice sounds like an audio guide through a game in this video.🤣
EDIT : I know he is a VA. I just meant the way he speaks here is funny because it doesn’t exactly fit the context.
Holy shit what is with all these bots?!
to be fair, he IS a voice actor sooo-
@@synth_ss Yeah I know but you get what I am saying.
@@JosepiThe13th Best thing you can do is not reply to them or click on them so the bot owner thinks that they aren't working. CZcams needs to get their stuff together
HIs voice sounds like Brian from Family Guy
His voice is amazing.
The order of that list is insane 🤣
I like how the most replayed moment was when she stood up.
This is so perfect. She looks so annoyed and wondering when you're going to shut up and you're commentary fits in PERFECTLY.
The genius of this video is how he uses filler words and speech sounds to match her facial expressions.
It's all just so perfect.
That ending totally caught me off guard, dead.
This is how you should defeat a thirst trap. Boardgame trivia
He has a golden voice. I could listen to him forever.
Lol I love people talking about their special interests even if I’m not interested the sound and cadence of their voice when explaining is always so Knowing and Relaxing
@Silk Sonic WE MUST COOK, EMILY
"knowing"?
That was brilliant! Thank you for a great laugh.
she was so baffled at you saying that the iron is top tier
Mate if she's not interested I'll gladly take her place 👀
Ayoo 😼
@TheDarkZone only problem is, im a guy but fuck it XD
This man's to good for this world.these are them 2am conversations you have when your somewhere in between sober and drunk...but your brain is like ascending on some shit
the dog is scarily high in your ranking
Boy these legs
I wouldn’t dude, many men have seen them and a few are charismatic enough to get them. It’s not wroth it in the end, trust me.
I Will never get why tell the public you are thirsting over a shit post