Making a hair pasta machine
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- čas přidán 29. 10. 2023
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Can I just clarify that I actually don't want to eat hair? But I did apparently want to build this pasta machine.
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Filmed by Anna Breshahan
Editing by Margareta von Klenze, FARHOUSE MEDIA
Music from Epidemic Sound - Věda a technologie
Happy Halloween, I guess?
Thanks. I haven't laughed that hard in years. Doctor pimple popper - look out.
Scariest thing I've seen this October! Thanks!
I really like the way your mind work. 😘 and happy Halloween
It's really heads on 😂 love your work 😊 jätte roligt, Simone
Hilariously original
This is the first time I've ever thought one of your creations was an abomination, congratulations! ❤
Instant physical recoil
Yes!
I guess at least I can lead into Halloween with some grotesque horror imagery.
Sickening
have you seen the automatic wiping ass robot?
"I knew this project was stupid because it's a stupid project. But I didn't know it was also stupid." This line is great--made me truly laugh out loud.
3:21 for anyone who is curious and can't watch the whole video.
When you finally realize Carrot Top is real.
I was really hoping this would devolve into having to be a nose hair pasta machine, but the horrifying final product still did not disappoint.
I'm also super happy to see a more "classic" Simon video. Less craft project-y, and more horrifying machine-y. (Not that the craft projects aren't cool, but I just _love_ the terrible machines so much.)
She calls them $h!tty Robots 😊 (I have a salty mouth so I love saying it, but it’s not for everyone and that’s ok 🤙🏼)
I’m kinda sad it didn’t end up as a nose hair or eyeball past maker too 😂
I thought the nose was a missed opportunity for snot pasta
@@heidihobson4525 Gooey Louie 2: "Now You Can *Eat* the Goo!"
This was terrible from an aesthetics, design, and execution perspective, but it made me laugh and smile so, so much. Thank you Simone! Great video! 😂😂😂
Pasthetics
your phrasing says it for all of us, i was gonna try but you've already encapsulated it all here, thanks for that
In some ways, back to her roots with a new, terrible robot.
@@coldravioli7839I almost forgot that Simone started out as the "Queen of Shitty Robots".
Silent laughing while nearly crying Simone is and always will be my favorite part of a Simone video.
I think it was more "silent crying while nearly laughing" than the other way around.
My grandmother does the same. So I guess it's genetic.
This would be perfect for Spätzle 😉
The nearly retching part was good too!
@@simonegiertz Bless them genes then, Miss Giertz.
I've never had such a visceral reaction to one of Simone's creations before. my god, the final product is frightening 🤣 I love it!
This is the one project I did not need to witness but still I am glad that I did. Thank you for making the worlds' first goatee pasta maker so that we don't have to. You are a saint among humans.
I wasn't sure what I was feeling, but you captured it. Didn't need to witness but still glad I did.
@@howcanikeepfromsingingi really appreciate that they acknowledged Simone made this so we don’t have too 😂. Very thoughtful, lol
When science forgets to ask: "Should we, just because we can?"
I've been a fan for a long time and I'm fairly sure I've never seen you so nauseated by one of your creations.
Love that your engineering art covers every single human emotion possible!
Not even the zero g flight had me this nauseated
@@simonegiertzmaybe the boat sewage? 🤣🤣
@@emiliacunha, yes, that. She probably put that out of her memory though.
@@simonegiertz Imagine the 'hair' "growing" in microgravity
This is the perfect comment. Well done!
I feel Simone could title her videos anything at this point and I'd still be here excited
awww. thank you.
She's event television for me.
I mean, it's already happening...
YEP lol
@@simonegiertz Now you have to title your next video "Anything at This Point".
Your incessant silliness and ingenuity brings me much joy. I'm glad you're on this planet and doing your thing. Much love, Simone. Keep being yourself.
9:36 - your awkward-in-disgust laugh is one of my favourite things ever
This is, hands down, Simone's shhittiest robot to date. That being said, I love how despite anything, she stayed committed and took it to the last consequences. You go girl.
oh wait as in r/shittyrobots...damn, that's where I knew the name from!
Simone brings us a whole new type of Creepy Pasta. Happy Halloween! 🎃
Ok that made me laugh a little too loudly
Facts
Your comment is the best
Someone should cut a horror trailer from this video, honestly :D :D
The look of remorse as you begin the process is priceless. This one had my cackling and yelling "Simone, nooooo!"
The basketball 🏀 in the doll head was everything I hoped it would be and so much more. I laughed so hard I snorted! My toddler kept asking me what was so funny but I couldn’t breathe 😂😂😂
This video was EVERYTHING Simone 💜 Thank you 🙏🏼 again for sharing your beautiful and brilliant brain 🧠 😊❤
There's a moment in Frankenstein where Victor sees his creation rise and realises the horrific reality of what he's done. The doctor runs screaming into the street. You had that moment in this video and it was one of the most genuine reactions I think I've ever seen.
She knew what was going to happen but was still horrified by the result!
Just what everyone needs, an impractical, very hard to clean pasta maker that instantly puts you off your food. Never change Simone 😊
I’m very excited about the dieting applications of this shitty robot 😂
i love the pan around at 3:09 as if that can be considered a finished product
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you for sharing this reaffirming mess of a project. Really fantastic to watch your process. I needed that!
The comedy value on this alone is why I keep watching, not laughed like this for ages.
I really love how quickly you go from trying to unscrew the bottom to bashing it repeatedly on the table edge. This is the kind of iterative design methodology I'm here for.
Maybe you could add an audio chip with a recording of "Simone, I throwed up..."
As always, this is wonderful Simone. You bring so much joy to the world with your creativity and humor.
And, THIS, is exactly what keeps me coming back to you Simone!!! Thank you for the many, many smiles!
Even when she's horrified at herself, Simone still gives me hope in humanity. 😂😂😂❤❤❤
The bar is seemingly very low for humanity
@@simonegiertzthe bar is getting lower every day, your work is always fun if not functional. I laughed so much at the basketball head !!!
@@simonegiertz OR, your content is just *that* good that it brings out the best part of humanity that only shows up in the strangest situations?
@@simonegiertz The bar is on the floor and it's made of lava.
@@simonegiertz cmon, don't be humble.. you're the best of us :)
You can tell Simone was eager for this to be over, because she didn't end with her usual "OK, bye"...
She's half-expecting that everyone's already clicked away at that point.
I laughed all the way through this. Thanks for being so light-hearted about this project
I love how you display your failed attempts. You could have labelled this video "I made an edible goatee machine" or something and I would have been both true and clickbait enouth to have the same success this one is having (even more), while only showing the "successful" part. But no, you decided to share the whole process, failures, adjustments, etc.
You always do this but idk why this time it was even more striking. It's SO IMPORTANT for people to see that failure is a normal thing that is part of the process in making anything.
"I knew this project was stupid because it's a stupid project, but I didn't know it was also stupid."
Relatable for far too much of my life.
I genuinely laugh harder at Simone's videos than at anyone intentionally doing comedy. We need more of this!
❤
Simone, the moment I saw the first batch of spaghetti coming out of the guy’s chin I was laughing so hard.
😂
Thanks!
I think.
Crazy.
Okay.
I'm not the kind of person who laughs uncontrollably, but when that basketball started inflating I began cackling like a lunatic. The judgy looks I got from my two cats before they both slowly walked out of the room only made me laugh harder.
Thank you, I really needed that.
Then, you brought out the other head. The eleven-year-old boy that dwells at that center of my soul began to hope, desperately, that we were about to see nostril pasta.
Nostra.
The elongated pimple pasta was, however, truly a work of art.
Thank you once again, Simone. You have helped me end this rather blah day with joy and I can never thank you enough.
I think this is one of the most if not *the* most cursed project I've seen from you, Simone. Very well done. It made me laugh 90 percent of this video. It just got worse and worse, making it funnier and funnier. Love it
Y'know I never once looked at my Play-Doh hair salon and thought "hmm this would be a cool way to make pasta"... But it would certainly make the process more fun!
I kept waiting for her to acknowledge it and that method of making it extrude. 😂
I DID want to eat the Play-Doh hair "pasta" so this makes my childhood dreams a reality 😂
At the head change my thought was, "Oh, going from barbie to Jamie Hyneman?
Edit: Then we went to hipster?
As soon as she said "I want to make this head into a pasta machine!" I instantly thought, "You mean something like th the Play-Doh hair salon?"
You may not have played with dolls, but you had a fun childhood at some point.
In the effort to create a pasta maker, Simone unintentionally created nightmare fuel
I feel like this is... a perfect machine for this channel. Everything about it is unique and enjoyable to watch, and its incredibly it gets to exist on here (as in the real world it would have no market ahaha)
This genuinely cracked me up! it’s just wrong but sooo funny! the way your mind works and keeps going when most would stop is genius. Luv you Simone please never stop being you.
You solved the problem of cooking too much pasta. Great!
Solved the problem of ever wanting to eat pasta
@@simonegiertz you could sell that pasta in a grossery store.
you know, some people plan all year on how to make the scariest, most nightmare fuel video for Halloween, and you blew everyone out of the water (possibly on accident, I don't know your motives). congratulations! 🎃🎃🎃🎃
i would pity anyone sad enough to spend an entire year planning for one single day, especially a recurring one,not like a wedding or anything unique.
@@bloodlove93 Why is it sad? Many people spend the year planning and executing their Halloween display. It's healthier than doom-scrolling on the internet.
Witnessing the creation of this beautifully absurd monstrosity was everything I've ever needed in life. I laughed and cried for at least 20 minutes. Thank you Simone.
With the music at the end and all the crazyness that was going on, I felt like I watched another episode of "Bee and Puppycat", and I love it!❤
Simone, your mind is a weird and wonderful place. I love your ideas and watching how you process and engineer around problems. 😄
That first go was nightmare inducing and the look of sheer horror on your face made it so much more surreal. This is the kind of content I expect from you and I'm both happy and astonished. Thank you for the much needed laugh!
I love when you choose to share the intrusive thoughts, makes me feel not so weird.
I just love the fact that it works perfectly as intended
I totally felt Simone when the first watery attempt was over “I hate it.” Reminded me of my first woodworking project in high school, an 8 sided clock with a box that was square on top, but half an octagon on the bottom. Crappy rabbiting, strap clamps that didn’t clamp and a badly cut piece of garbage plywood for the box back. The clocks mechanism came a pendulum, so we put a door on the front that was supposed to have a plexiglass window, but we didn’t have a router table to rabbit out the back, so the pendulums all scraped against the plexiglass, so the teacher was like, “okay just remove that”. The door was this odd shape to match the box’s half octagon bottom and the bottom of the clock face that no one got right, AND instead of routing around the outside of the octagon, but leaving it flush with the door to make it pretty, they made us round over a straight edge, rip it down, and then cut it into 8 parts and try to get the 22.5 degree angles right on equipment that couldn’t accurately cut half an angle! The 8 rounded over pieces were then glued around the face of the clock, round side inwards.
I was honestly happy when the thing fell off my parent’s wall and fell apart.
Whenever simone gets frustrated with a project she looks like a disappointed mother. Like she's about to say "i expected better of you"
I only recently found your channel and have been steadily watching. After spitting out my tea when I laughed at the goatee, I immediately hit Subscribe! Simone, you are a true genius 😂
I've not laughed that much in a long time, but when that first drippy pasta came out, I could not contain myself 😆😆😆
This reminds me so much of the Play-Doh hair salon set I had when I was a kid! And also the endless hours my mom spent with a toothpick cleaning-up the hundreds of little holes through which the hair came out 😁
I had the pasta machine set & it was me cleaning it up with a toothpick because my Mum thought it would teach me the error of my ways in asking for that kind of impractical toy as a present if I also had to clean up the mess. Why did it stick so well to plastic & dry so quickly on it? Was a nightmare lol.
Me too! It’s all I could think about through the entire video.
YES! I was having flashbacks to this even though I never actually owned one. Just found the whole idea fascinating.
I thought I lost it when the basketball was inflated but that was nothing compared to when the first batch of pasta came out I expected it to be nice elegant beautiful perfect pasta but no 🤣🤣
Thank you for making me laugh hope you are doing well :)💖💖💖
I'm recovering from a cold and true to this project's violent nature, the laughing I started when the pasta started coming out turned into violent coughing and then more laughing and more coughing.
It was a terrible cycle.
Thank you!
This is classic Simone! The sketchy idea. The...questionable implementation. The regret. :D This is right up there with the alarm clock/scalper!
I love watching a very talented and brilliant person (you) struggle through a project, have moments of doubt, etc. Because it makes little ole me feel better when I struggle through projects too. So many people (especially aspiring artists) think that successful people must have an easy time at their job/hobby/craft, but seeing the struggle is so humanizing and (I hope) makes more people realize that you can be great even if it's not easy.
The music was on point for each scene. The editor clearly put thought into the music instead of looping generic stock music over the entire video. 👏
I am literally crying. tears streaming down my face. I haven't laughed this hard in a WHILE. Thank you and also what have you done
ive been having a terrible week or two. i see the video is posted and instantly felt a little better :) time to get lost in happy land for 11:38. Thanks simone
It'll get better!! You're getting through it.
@@simonegiertz :') You've always been one of my top creators. I tell everyone about you! Especially young girls who're interested in STEM! Thank you, this means a lot
@@topherthe11th23 I never said i tell only girls. I tell everyone. *especially* girls. I want them to see a strong, smart, woman doing STEM things. Simone is a wonderful role model for everyone! Especially girls. At least twice ive been told by parents that their daughter got hooked and love to see Simone do cool things. I think its really inspiring to see women. There are many great male role models too
Sorry if it came off wrong. I do tell everyone about the people I found cool and inspiring regardless or their gender. I only mentioned the girls because I was thinking of how happy one of the girls was watching Simones videos!
Your laughter at the first batch coming out of the chin had me laughing so hard. Thank you for such great content, humor is the best!!😊
I thought she was crying
@@SheriSoltes I think she was laughing so hard that it made her cry
The best part of this video is Simone's reactions, meanwhile Scraps is like "Oh it's just Mom being Mom."
I proclaim prophesy: In the days, months, or years to come, Simone shall state, "So, don't know of you all remember the pasta machine head I made? This girl was the false start before I made the pasta moustache. I....finally have a use for her now. That's today's project."
Thus is my prophesy.
"do you want to react"
"No. I don't"
😂 this is exactly the video I needed today
Is this an accidental Halloween episode?!? Lol I loved it
Yeah it did end up being very accidental Halloween
I cannot over state how badly I needed something this ridiculous today, nailed it as usual
Thanks for making my day, Simone! ❤️ You made an edible Halloween THING! Marvelous!
Finally, a kitchen gadget that does exactly what you think it will do. The ultimate expression of singular purpose....
Great job!
I love how your brain works, just waiting for you to turn scraps into a bottle opener with LED lights and a pencil sharper or something
Why would she do that to her poor dog
this is the first video of yours i’ve seen and i have to say that this is a great first impression and you have a new sub now lul
simone you're so naturally funny it always makes me laugh sooo haaaard
You know its a good day when you get that Simone notification
Even a better day when I get comments like these 🥰
Both Movember and Halloween combined into one. 😀 Always fun to watch these crazy crazy ideas come to life.
I'm so glad Simone said she also played with dolls the same way I did 😂
✨️intimacy✨️coordinator✨️
Love the thumb/title swap.
It made me click and the pimple-ghetti was singlehandedly the hardest ive laughed all year
"intimacy coordinator " 😂😂 we all did it
A hilarious carnival of delights and horrors beyond the reach of the AI.
I don't normally laugh at your videos, but this one had me gasping for breath. Thank you.
7 months later i had to rewatch the result. this deserves so much more views.
That was the most fun I've had in a while! Your reactions were... very appropriate.
Also, KiwiCo seems so right up your alley. If I had young kids, I'd be on it, but ours is now a nearly-finished engineering student.
This is a compliment, she is the millennial Mrs.Wesley and I live for it.
I can’t wait to see your videos in 10 years and have that wholesome motherly feel.
who's mrs wesley?
Ohmy, I haven't laughed that hard in a while. 😂 Thanks, Simone, for brightening up my day with your epic mannequin pasta extrusion attempts. It was amazing - not in the way you may have intended, but amazing nonetheless. 😂❤😂
Happy birthday, Simone! Hope it's a great one.
#1 comfort youtuber. While watching your videos, I can kinda escape the stresses of everyday life. Thanks for that.
Simone’s immediate disgust when the pasta came out had me dying 😂
I haven't laughed this much in a whole week. THANK YOU!!
I cried laughing when the wet pasta flowed out of his chin, incredibly cursed project, 10/10
This is what peak performance looks like 😂
I needed that more than you can know; I haven’t laughed so hard in ages! Thank you so much.
Thank you so much. Best thing I've seen on the internet in ages 😂😂😂
I've seen many cursed objects in my life but this one takes the cake. You did it.
Thi genuinely was just the most hilarious video ever - I couldn't stop laughing when the 'goatee' first grew! 😂
This marvel of engineering has unsettled me more than any horror film ever could, love it.
Happy Halloween Simone.
When the pasta came out I started laughing so uncomfortably. Totally alone. I felt embarrassed, and like I was watching something I wasn’t supposed to be watching. Like it provoked such weird emotions I wasn’t prepared to feel.
Bravo.
Thank you so much, you made me laugh in the morning and brought me joy, absolutely amazing, thank you
Love the warmth and reality you radiate in everything you do for us!
For a version 2 of the hair idea; perhaps it would be possible with a colander and a rotating spatula to push the pasta.
Greetings from "en mörk och regnig västkust".
This is classic Simone and I love it. Thank you for always cheering up my day whenever you post a video. Best CZcamsr ever.
This is Classic Simone! It's been a while since we've seen one of these.
I ate too much pasta and laughed so hard about this video that my tummy hurts now. Thanks!
Thank you Simone, for making me change my eating habits for the better!
Please consult your doctor first
@@simonegiertzMy doc says that angel hair pasta is fine in moderation. She doesn't need to know the rest.
Well, this isn't Angel Hair pasta, it's Man Chin pasta lol
Your videos always brighten my day. Thank you.
This made me laugh out loud at a point where I was feeling pretty low. Thank you! 💙
This is very fitting for Halloween!! Congrats 😂 you gave us some nightmare fuel content
**holds goatee out of fear**
Goatee version of clutching pearls
@@simonegiertz also I finally got to the end of the video and somehow that was actually more harrowing that I was expecting. I'm actually kinda disgusted. That's amazing.
Well done Simone! XD