MCU Thanos: I must bring balance to the universe, even if it means the deaths of many. Comic Thanos: SCREW BALANCE! IMMA F*** SH*T UP AND RUIN PEOPLE'S LIVES! Also Imma simp for Death...
This is like passing on your toys to a younger sibling or cousin and instead of them playing with the characters like they are in the cartoons, they just keep Optimus Prime in truck mode delivering pizza to the Ninja Turtles and driving Spider-Man around because he's grounded from web-swinging. The people that write this self-insert therapy garbage imagine Thanos as a specific person or multiple persons who they feel had the impact on their lives that Thanos did with the woman in this story. With the Thanos story where he screws with a random guy on his birthday every year, that's the petty 💩 they wish they could do to people. Comic book Thanos was a cosmic menace once upon a time. The MCU turned him into an eco activist and the modern comic writers turned him into Jeff, that jackass who eats people's lunches from the break room fridge.
This is as bad as that kid he punked every year on his birthday. Every year for his birthday, Thanos does something absolutely terrible, like killing his friends or his family or something. Then, one year, the young man thinks he has figured out why, only for Thanos to say "I don't care" and proceeds to continue punking him for the rest of his life
Who would have known that the Mad Titan could have been so damn Petty. This feels like something that one of my ex-girlfriends would probably do if I left the damn toilet seat up to often😂
Between this and the guy he randomly chose to ruin his life in a special way during every one of his birthdays from birth itself, thanos is a special kind of evil. He doesn’t only go for the big universal genocide stuff, he also goes out of his way to be personally evil to random people just because.
Who would've thought that helping an old lady across the street. Will evidently destroys Stephanie's future. This is why comic Thanos is better than MCU Thanos.
I call not only on the premise that this nobody would go on to solve anything for humanity or the universe but that she would never be even 1% motivated again in anything else in the entirety of her failed existence. If you choosing to be a couch potato cat lady in a stinking house for 60 or 80 years is because of public transportation than it's a skill issue, I'm sorry. Git Gud. It was me BarrY! I exchanged your margerine for REAL BUTTER! HAHAHA!
He still fails. A single person can't change history. History is not defined by "great men," or in this case, women. Everyone is a part of history, all people. If that one woman doesn't do all those things, some other people will instead. Peace and the end of war is an inevitability.
It’s both actually. History in general is moved by the general population, but in history, there are standouts that if you remove them or what they did, the entirety of history changes. There is no history as we know it without Napoleon himself, nor without Genghis khan, William Shakespeare, Augustus, or Catherine the great, etc. There would not be a replacement in their absence, just an unrecognizable history. So yes, history in general is moved forward by the general populace, but no, great men, or rather great people, also are what move key points in our history. Also no, peace and the end of war is not inevitable, in fact, as far as humanity goes, it might actually be an impossibility because much like all species, particularly apex predator species, conflict is built in to us, and excuse will always be found to fight, even if we had endless replicators, perpetual clean energy, and managed to spread throughout the universe and theoretical multiverse, we will always likely find reasons to fight and wage war on one another, provided we don’t have somebody or something else to wage war on for a while.
@@youthoughtaboutit6946 If those people didn't say or do the things they did, someone else would have instead. Would history be exactly the same, unchanged? No, there would be differences, but nothing too great.
Oh yeah right. Blame a person who had nothing to do with you for not accomplish your dreams. What a Lame Excuse. And how could she alone do all that by herself?. Marvel Woke Culture.
You cant even define "WOKE" 😂😂😂. Thanos' actions kept her away from an opportunity that would of create a chain of events to facilitate her success. Imagine being too stupid to not recognize the facts that missed opportunities affects outcomes. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The only things white people know to do is creating weapons of mass destruction, invading and stealing from other countries, kidnapping people for free labors, Starting world wars and running religious organization filled with White pedophiles and abusers of children worldwide. 😮😮😮😮😮😮
@@johndoe-nv6lpwhy so anti-semitic. Also if you’re talking about per capita. It’s the dark ones that love to “run a train” on their mothers,sisters and daughters
Imagine being so evil that doing something nice is actually the first part of a long-term complicated plan to fuck with a single person
Yeah thanos is different
Im convinced Thanos is just a hater 💀
Lol
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😂i love this comment😂😂
Bro doing side missions 😂😂
Doing side missions as though u were doing all main missions of all games
Thanos : we do a little bit trolling
nah that ain’t a little bit
Average marvel plot: a random woman didnt get 'inspired' to do an impossible task
I'd hate to see what Thanos could do if he ever met Eobard Thawne. Batman Who Laugh wish he could be as much of a menace as those two petty bastards.
Thawne maybe a menace to flash and disturbingly petty to society, but thanos in the comics is a menace, not only to society but the world itself.
World? That was UNIVERSAL PEACE we are talking about, so why are you limiting his menacing to the world?
@@secretspy4109 you're right, it was too small of a scale
I wouldn't say it's for no reason, war is a business, and Thanos is an entrepreneur
The tormenting was for no reason, not the stopping world peace.
I’m pretty sure he just loves death
Mermaid man: EEEEEEEEEVILLLLLLLLLL
it's a strong lesson in life tho. you never know what 'small' encounter may change our lives drastically forever
MCU Thanos: I must bring balance to the universe, even if it means the deaths of many.
Comic Thanos: SCREW BALANCE! IMMA F*** SH*T UP AND RUIN PEOPLE'S LIVES! Also Imma simp for Death...
Thanos after this: that'll teach Deadpool to get the woman I like pregnant!
This is like passing on your toys to a younger sibling or cousin and instead of them playing with the characters like they are in the cartoons,
they just keep Optimus Prime in truck mode delivering pizza to the Ninja Turtles and driving Spider-Man around because he's grounded from web-swinging.
The people that write this self-insert therapy garbage imagine Thanos as a specific person or multiple persons who they feel had the impact on their lives that Thanos did with the woman in this story.
With the Thanos story where he screws with a random guy on his birthday every year, that's the petty 💩 they wish they could do to people.
Comic book Thanos was a cosmic menace once upon a time. The MCU turned him into an eco activist and the modern comic writers turned him into Jeff, that jackass who eats people's lunches from the break room fridge.
I’m sure Thanos has done that to me…
Nah it was me
actually it was me... I do a little trolling sometimes
Well shit.
Wonder if that's why my life went to shit so suddenly. Not only broke me physically but mentally.
Damn you Thanos.
my man thanos stopping marvel from making another mary sue
what a chad
0:48
Thano's meddling became a parent
That lady is the same one from the Sandman comics who warns… someone… about the dogs. That can’t be a coincidence
I actually like the concept of this story. There’s some depth to it.
Side Quest Thanos Is More Evil than Gauntlet with Infinity Stones Thanos.
And they cannot figure out why no one reads comics any more 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is as bad as that kid he punked every year on his birthday. Every year for his birthday, Thanos does something absolutely terrible, like killing his friends or his family or something. Then, one year, the young man thinks he has figured out why, only for Thanos to say "I don't care" and proceeds to continue punking him for the rest of his life
wish you posted which comics your vids and shorts come from. lots of interesting posts on this channel
Dammit Thanus
As usual, it only takes 1 to destroy everything.
Who would have known that the Mad Titan could have been so damn Petty. This feels like something that one of my ex-girlfriends would probably do if I left the damn toilet seat up to often😂
Come on, Thanos, chill out will ya?
Dude is an absolute menace
Stan lee at the start
Hey there Thanos we doing a bit of trolling today 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Between this and the guy he randomly chose to ruin his life in a special way during every one of his birthdays from birth itself, thanos is a special kind of evil. He doesn’t only go for the big universal genocide stuff, he also goes out of his way to be personally evil to random people just because.
Thanos is just that one friend group that is too dangerous and too silly to have a superpower but he still does
Writer has some serious personal issues he needs to work through. Mental health is important folks. Even for people who write comics.
Way to take a monster and turn him into a gas lighting @%^&
Aardvark
It's just a prank bro
The prank:
This should have been what the MCU was building up to...
And still... Thanos has no friends.
I can’t even say that Thanos is a horrible human being….because he’s not human!!
Pfft hahaha what a savage bastard
That is by far the funniest cruel thing a villian can do to someone.
Wish we could see it more often.
To someone? He also did it to all living beings across the universe with one move.
Who would've thought that helping an old lady across the street. Will evidently destroys Stephanie's future. This is why comic Thanos is better than MCU Thanos.
Isn't Thanos also trying to end world hunger?
thats only movie thanos
comic thanos just a evil bastard
…these are “writers” who barely read about the Characters that they are “writing” about..
There's a big difference between mcu thanos and comic thanos
@@thepoeticbutcher3370so the mcu writers didn’t read the comics were thanos is a simp
@@chaosenforcerdhm969 ….they wrote those.
#SelfInserts
He’s literally me
Well that was a bummer
I mean its Thanos
And also leave it to Marvel to complicate things with chain events
What issue is this?
If a delayed bus keeps you from living an inspired life than it's your fault - not Thanos'.
That delay kept her away from an opportunity that would of create a chain of event to facilitate her outcomes.
@@johndoe-nv6lppeople always don’t really grasp how the butterfly effect works it seems.
I call not only on the premise that this nobody would go on to solve anything for humanity or the universe but that she would never be even 1% motivated again in anything else in the entirety of her failed existence. If you choosing to be a couch potato cat lady in a stinking house for 60 or 80 years is because of public transportation than it's a skill issue, I'm sorry. Git Gud. It was me BarrY! I exchanged your margerine for REAL BUTTER! HAHAHA!
Thx Thanos :)
What happened then?
Dude! WTF???!
what a nonsense storyline
Thanos: the ultimate bullshit artist.
That is HORRIBLE!
Is this real?
He still fails. A single person can't change history. History is not defined by "great men," or in this case, women. Everyone is a part of history, all people. If that one woman doesn't do all those things, some other people will instead. Peace and the end of war is an inevitability.
It’s both actually. History in general is moved by the general population, but in history, there are standouts that if you remove them or what they did, the entirety of history changes. There is no history as we know it without Napoleon himself, nor without Genghis khan, William Shakespeare, Augustus, or Catherine the great, etc. There would not be a replacement in their absence, just an unrecognizable history. So yes, history in general is moved forward by the general populace, but no, great men, or rather great people, also are what move key points in our history. Also no, peace and the end of war is not inevitable, in fact, as far as humanity goes, it might actually be an impossibility because much like all species, particularly apex predator species, conflict is built in to us, and excuse will always be found to fight, even if we had endless replicators, perpetual clean energy, and managed to spread throughout the universe and theoretical multiverse, we will always likely find reasons to fight and wage war on one another, provided we don’t have somebody or something else to wage war on for a while.
@@youthoughtaboutit6946 If those people didn't say or do the things they did, someone else would have instead. Would history be exactly the same, unchanged? No, there would be differences, but nothing too great.
W thanos
Canon or not, this is all the more reason to enslave.. I mean.. imprison Thanos.
Deep
I wish to be as a big of a hater like Thanos if I get powers
Bust
Lol
Damn
What a shit story.
If only she had more diversity than she they themen would of won
What does this have to do with "diversity"?
So gay
That seems like it’s more on the lady. You mean to tell me people out here living bad lives because they didn’t have 1 moment
This not a comic the is woke garbage
What's "woke"" about it?
Such a meaningless buzzword.
Oh yeah right. Blame a person who had nothing to do with you for not accomplish your dreams.
What a Lame Excuse. And how could she alone do all that by herself?. Marvel Woke Culture.
What? I don't understand, of course it was Thanos's fault?
Thanos could see the future and knew exactly how and where to act. It was Marvelous and quite funny.
You cant even define "WOKE" 😂😂😂. Thanos' actions kept her away from an opportunity that would of create a chain of events to facilitate her success. Imagine being too stupid to not recognize the facts that missed opportunities affects outcomes. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Esa pendejada que we
@@johndoe-nv6lp Imagine calling someone else stupid when justifying a terrible story that even for comics is such nonsense.
as if a black person could do such good things
Not just black. A woman too.
The only things white people know to do is creating weapons of mass destruction, invading and stealing from other countries, kidnapping people for free labors, Starting world wars and running religious organization filled with White pedophiles and abusers of children worldwide. 😮😮😮😮😮😮
And stop raping your daughters and sisters, disgusting Hillbillies. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Projection much?
@@johndoe-nv6lpwhy so anti-semitic. Also if you’re talking about per capita. It’s the dark ones that love to “run a train” on their mothers,sisters and daughters
It’s OK because she’s black now that’s funny😂😂😂😂
Why yall bring race here, any human will die anyway.