Speed Racer is a Sociopath

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  • čas přidán 2. 08. 2020
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  • @Austinian93
    @Austinian93 Před 3 lety +8420

    Notice how speed wasn’t going full speed until he realized a girl might die if he wins

    • @Lost_Dawn
      @Lost_Dawn Před 3 lety +204

      Damn savage!

    • @ShinCadian27th
      @ShinCadian27th Před 2 lety +218

      @@diegogatjens3023 Isn't this what they so called "Sigma Grindset"?

    • @Paladen_X
      @Paladen_X Před 2 lety +77

      I used to like speed racer until now
      Thanks for destroying my childhood
      Also is it just me or does Trixie sound like Navi from Ocarina of Time

    • @Lost_Dawn
      @Lost_Dawn Před 2 lety +25

      @@Paladen_X You're welcome

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen Před 2 lety +25

      @@Paladen_X *Improving

  • @blankyjae3316
    @blankyjae3316 Před 3 lety +10765

    I love the fact he tries even harder to win after knowing his opponent needs the prize money.

    • @INWMI
      @INWMI Před 3 lety +502

      he double down now that theres a higher price HAH

    • @redbunn2282
      @redbunn2282 Před 3 lety +247

      He's like: "Ha Ha Ha Don't Care Lol"

    • @123alexkong
      @123alexkong Před 3 lety +234

      Cold-blooded
      He would win even if the prize money was supposed to go to an orphanage or a hospital for pandas

    • @nicak777alex9
      @nicak777alex9 Před 3 lety +426

      At that moment the prize became secondary, the true reward was knowing his actions would cause death. Just look how happy he is after winning that race, not a shred of remorse or guilt.

    • @Spazzsticks
      @Spazzsticks Před 3 lety +197

      Dude stepped on the gas even harder when he learns somebody dies if he were to win. What a mad lad.

  • @okiedouk
    @okiedouk Před 3 lety +3033

    If he had three arms she wouldn't have gotten a parachute either.

    • @elliottstevens7168
      @elliottstevens7168 Před 3 lety +57

      LOL

    • @Mediados
      @Mediados Před 3 lety +339

      „Trixie, I need your parachute, quick!“
      „But why?“
      „No time to explain!“
      *throws parachute out the plane*
      „Speed?“
      *jumps out the plane*
      „SPEED?!“

    • @atheneus
      @atheneus Před 2 lety +24

      😂😂😂😂

    • @burrybondz225
      @burrybondz225 Před 2 lety +23

      She has two parachutes herself

    • @Yaromakai
      @Yaromakai Před rokem +7

      I been laughing for two minutes I almost soiled my pants lmao

  • @ryanhoskins458
    @ryanhoskins458 Před 3 lety +4845

    *With Speed, it's not about money . . . it's about sending a message*

    • @NTAD
      @NTAD Před 3 lety +134

      This town deserves a better class of racer.

    • @Shady36
      @Shady36 Před 3 lety +11

      I wanna like your comment but it won't be 69 anymore. So I won't.

    • @Shady36
      @Shady36 Před 3 lety +11

      @placidbatonFinal People had to ruin it 😑

    • @Shady36
      @Shady36 Před 3 lety +2

      @placidbatonFinal it's aiyt.

    • @ForkLefts
      @ForkLefts Před 2 lety +3

      It's both

  • @BB-uo1qy
    @BB-uo1qy Před 3 lety +2429

    *takes third parachute for no reason, dooming a man to a fiery death*

    • @notahotshot
      @notahotshot Před 3 lety +212

      "Takes third parachute for no reason, dooming a man to a fiery death"
      Some would argue the reason for taking the third parachute is self evident in your statement.

    • @LMAOuncleDEMO
      @LMAOuncleDEMO Před 3 lety +23

      @@notahotshot oh perspectives.

    • @gun506
      @gun506 Před 3 lety +200

      Best part is that they were both already wearing parachutes when it showed them holding the three, so they jumped with 5 parachutes just as a fuck you to that guy.

    • @ciclon5682
      @ciclon5682 Před 2 lety +52

      @@gun506 just so i completely deplete all chances for your survival. i will take these 2 parachutes as well.

    • @R34PR_
      @R34PR_ Před rokem +19

      D E A D M E N N E E D N O P A R A C H U T E

  • @unholychazer
    @unholychazer Před 3 lety +4276

    Dude: "Please don't smash into us!"
    Speed: "Haha, steering wheel go UEUEGHGUEHGUEUHGE"

    • @ang1480
      @ang1480 Před 3 lety +98

      this gets me every time.

    • @phuckp.cummings5148
      @phuckp.cummings5148 Před 3 lety +58

      The funniest shit I've ever seen in a cartoon 😂😂😂

    • @jakesanchez6621
      @jakesanchez6621 Před 3 lety +164

      Notice how he waited until he begged for his life before smashing the fuck into him

    • @drag0nmistr3ss54
      @drag0nmistr3ss54 Před 3 lety +20

      I can't breathe!!!!! X'D X'D X'D X'D

    • @xChemistryFTWx
      @xChemistryFTWx Před 3 lety +22

      I'll try spinning, that's a good trick

  • @T-rev33
    @T-rev33 Před 3 lety +3362

    The ammouth of amphetamines coursing through his veins is just insane

    • @MutualSOUL
      @MutualSOUL Před 3 lety +241

      He's not called _Speed_ Racer for nothing.

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 Před 3 lety +139

      @@MutualSOUL I love that you guys genuinely believe he needs drugs to be this way.
      He’s naturally cold, cruel, immoral.

    • @horsepower523
      @horsepower523 Před 3 lety +116

      @@sirmount2636 Yeah, he is naturally cold, cruel and immoral.....and the drugs he uses enhance all that tenfold.

    • @alejandropreciado1814
      @alejandropreciado1814 Před 3 lety +14

      @@horsepower523 😂😂😂

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 Před rokem

      his body naturally produces the drugs

  • @zaccwiggins
    @zaccwiggins Před 2 lety +954

    Speed: (Casualy driving)
    Trixie: just an FYI, a girl’s gonna die if you win speed.
    Speed: (slams gas)

  • @woomyrune
    @woomyrune Před 3 lety +2188

    I find it hilarious that despite being inside a high performance sports car, Speed decides to jump out of it while being targeted by an axe throwing maniac who wants his pineapples.

    • @Mean_Dartin
      @Mean_Dartin Před 3 lety +90

      I really want to know the context of that scene by the way! 😅

    • @shihabmohammadshibly704
      @shihabmohammadshibly704 Před 2 lety +39

      cause he's a goddamn sociopath

    • @johnturtle6649
      @johnturtle6649 Před 2 lety +100

      Axe throwing *Mariachis* get it right!

    • @joshuamckenzie93
      @joshuamckenzie93 Před 2 lety +29

      He likes the danger, it makes him feel alive.

    • @pauldzim
      @pauldzim Před 2 lety +2

      @@Mean_Dartin Speed has a couple of big juicy pineapples

  • @Jenviper
    @Jenviper Před 3 lety +4104

    Speed isn’t in a relationship with trixie, he’s in a relationship with his 🏆Car🏆

    • @rnbrockstar6591
      @rnbrockstar6591 Před 3 lety +173

      yeah i dont see the problem here. The mk5 is a sexy ass car

    • @tokuwriter2872
      @tokuwriter2872 Před 3 lety +95

      @@rnbrockstar6591 the Sexiest car damnit.
      Sexier than the Batmobile...yea I said it.

    • @rnbrockstar6591
      @rnbrockstar6591 Před 3 lety +33

      @@tokuwriter2872 yeah not seing a problem here either. Shit id go a step further and say it beats out k.i.t.t and bumble bee.

    • @tokuwriter2872
      @tokuwriter2872 Před 3 lety +18

      @@rnbrockstar6591 easily, the Mach 5 is the ultimate fantasy car!

    • @song49877
      @song49877 Před 3 lety +13

      Ah yes, the car is very *sexy*

  • @TwilightWolf032
    @TwilightWolf032 Před 3 lety +1990

    "Please don't smash into us"
    *Cuts to speed pulling the wheel faster than he ever did*

  • @0mn0m15
    @0mn0m15 Před 3 lety +1799

    That's not a demon on wheels. That's Satan himself.

  • @happyveliz
    @happyveliz Před 3 lety +558

    Guy: Please don't smash into us!
    Speed: *FURIOUSLY* TURNS THE WHEEL INTO THEM

  • @ControlAllDa1337
    @ControlAllDa1337 Před 3 lety +241

    He wasn't even going full speed until he found out an innocent girl could die if he won

  • @gracehildebrandt1141
    @gracehildebrandt1141 Před 3 lety +2488

    FUN FACT: speed racer is what inspired Mojo Jojo’s fast talking

    • @AllucB
      @AllucB Před 3 lety +147

      He also inspired is evilness

    • @gracehildebrandt1141
      @gracehildebrandt1141 Před 2 lety +141

      @@AllucB mojo jojo wishes he could be as evil as speed racer

    • @Jack75188
      @Jack75188 Před 2 lety +67

      @@gracehildebrandt1141 Speed Racer makes Mojo Jojo looks like a good guy in comparison.

    • @dandyrevisionist7879
      @dandyrevisionist7879 Před 2 lety +6

      He doubled down on it!

    • @mikemcdougal4142
      @mikemcdougal4142 Před 2 lety +14

      I had no idea. Makes perfect sense and yet it's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

  • @ultimopena
    @ultimopena Před rokem +223

    My absolute favorite thing about the first scene is that at 0:13 the monkey nods along, giving off the impression that even the monkey understands that the "right" thing to do would be to let the guy win so his sister could be saved.
    But Speed operates beyond the petty matters of ethics........

    • @cannibalfan333
      @cannibalfan333 Před rokem +15

      Speed wasn't being petty. He was being professional.

    • @welon17
      @welon17 Před 11 měsíci +5

      I... Uhhh... I agree with Speed on that one. It's what competition is all about.
      But the rest, yeah, the rest is all crazy

    • @yourpalpalmetto979
      @yourpalpalmetto979 Před 11 měsíci +7

      Trixie could've asked him to donate money to help the guy's sister and he probably would've done so. But she asked him to throw the competition and that's just not right.

    • @skins4thewin
      @skins4thewin Před 7 měsíci +2

      That word... Ethics. I don't think it means what you think it does.

    • @drewlovelyhell4892
      @drewlovelyhell4892 Před 2 měsíci

      Chim chim is the smartest member of the family.

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein Před 3 lety +861

    Speed has no time for feels since he needs to be the fastest on the wheels!

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 Před 3 lety +21

      He has feelings.
      Cold, very cold, feelings.

    • @soorajdooba5652
      @soorajdooba5652 Před 3 lety +7

      Yeah he dont care about nobody
      Its just him and his car

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN Před 3 lety +15

      Emotions are heavy. Need to keep the car’s weight down.

  • @herobrine2709
    @herobrine2709 Před 3 lety +1144

    im binging all of these speedracer clips at 1am on a school night i am going insane

    • @offwhitejayR2E
      @offwhitejayR2E Před 3 lety +14

      I literally did the exact same thing last night ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @sbmuss7118
      @sbmuss7118 Před 3 lety +10

      @@offwhitejayR2E it was a 3am job for me

    • @richardendresz161
      @richardendresz161 Před 3 lety +5

      So is speed

    • @herobrine2709
      @herobrine2709 Před 3 lety +3

      @@sbmuss7118 I FINISHED AT LIKE 5AM

    • @DIGITALGH05T
      @DIGITALGH05T Před 3 lety +1

      yea i have a quiz to do tmr, a book report due on a book in only 5 pages into, and a presenation i havent started on time morning, idk why im here at 3 am lmao

  • @ilvanezzo
    @ilvanezzo Před 2 lety +570

    1:57 so, let me get this straight: Speed intentionally takes TWO parachutes so that dude couldn't bail out of the plane?

    • @hymirlive5827
      @hymirlive5827 Před 2 lety +214

      He actually has 3. he is already wearing one and so is the other character so they jumped out with 5 parachutes

    • @Jeezes718
      @Jeezes718 Před 11 měsíci +51

      Speed: may god have mercy, for I have NONE!

  • @Krasses
    @Krasses Před 3 lety +665

    3:05 Speed was thinking to himself "Are they dead? Are they still alive? There is no way they could be alive. But just to make sure. Trust, but verify"

    • @akuljamwal3085
      @akuljamwal3085 Před 3 lety +77

      He was angry because he couldn't kill them

    • @INWMI
      @INWMI Před 3 lety +22

      very very psicho thinking, he goes cold as ice to check if theres no survivors

    • @samhollan4570
      @samhollan4570 Před 3 lety +1

      @@stairwaytoheaven8 hey he’s just busting balls here!

    • @harshjain3122
      @harshjain3122 Před 3 lety

      @@stairwaytoheaven8 wha?

    • @phillyphil1513
      @phillyphil1513 Před 2 lety +3

      Q: did you see the body...? A: no...? okay ASSUMPTION IS THE MOTHER OF ALL FUCK UPS.

  • @coll912
    @coll912 Před 3 lety +628

    2:26 that's the entire animation budget right there

  • @ThePapazero
    @ThePapazero Před 3 lety +284

    ...Pineapple out of his what?

  • @Lunarfly_streams
    @Lunarfly_streams Před 3 lety +524

    I had a history teacher who always wore a speedracer helmet in class, one day he dissapeared forever, leaving his helmet on his desk

  • @GeneralOlde
    @GeneralOlde Před 3 lety +299

    Vice-president: I'm a chicken vice-president!
    Driver: I KNOW THAT.
    Savage.

  • @jackmanley1473
    @jackmanley1473 Před 2 lety +45

    Someone else pointed this out on the clip elsewhere, but SPEED IS ALREADY WEARING A PARACHUTE
    He literally took every parachute specifically so that guy would die. He's a monster.

  • @KGBZukhov
    @KGBZukhov Před 3 lety +662

    I die laughing every time he rolls out of the car dodging the hatchets only to look towards the car instead of the direction the hatchets were thrown.

    • @bsjbrandon7075
      @bsjbrandon7075 Před 3 lety +52

      Jumping out of the car to take better cover on plain sight.

    • @rikk319
      @rikk319 Před 2 lety +49

      His car. The only thing he truly loves.

    • @Business458
      @Business458 Před 11 měsíci +2

      ​@@bsjbrandon7075😂😂😂 he was doing it so that they don't target the car, better they hit him

    • @driftingwolf0
      @driftingwolf0 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Speed: Kill me if you want, but please don't hurt my car. How can I race without the Mack5

    • @patriciamiller3850
      @patriciamiller3850 Před 9 měsíci +2

      About to say...he was worried the axes hit the Mach 5 😂

  • @seangonzalez184
    @seangonzalez184 Před 3 lety +343

    1:15 that death scream tho 😅

  • @N2Deep00
    @N2Deep00 Před 3 lety +225

    If there's a Hell, it doesn't want Speed Racer there either

  • @YouAreStillNotablaze
    @YouAreStillNotablaze Před 2 lety +165

    I mean, it kinda speaks to the purity of his conviction, he's there to race, not save the world. It's his entire system of ethics and morality

    • @PeteTheGrouch
      @PeteTheGrouch Před 2 lety +34

      Gotta respect the guy for sticking to his guns...

    • @WasatchWind
      @WasatchWind Před 8 měsíci +3

      ​@@PeteTheGrouchliterally. Speed really likes guns.

  • @firionkaiser8291
    @firionkaiser8291 Před 3 lety +215

    I don't remember him being this savage as a kid 😂

    • @liamjm9278
      @liamjm9278 Před 2 lety +7

      Probably because they're all edits.

    • @a64738
      @a64738 Před 10 měsíci +2

      That is probably as a kid you did not understand how evil and psycopatic he actually was... Kids usually do not think deeply enough to notice things like that.

  • @cookiesonastick
    @cookiesonastick Před 3 lety +228

    Please continue this clip series

  • @Chrysaor117
    @Chrysaor117 Před 3 lety +56

    This is the same man, that, when threatened with a gun, leaves no survivors.

  • @Horus4302
    @Horus4302 Před 3 lety +223

    Why does he have the previous gmail logo on his helmet?

  • @Spazzsticks
    @Spazzsticks Před 3 lety +52

    2:11
    Speed racer learns about receiving prize money for winning races on top of committing murder.

  • @BDaMonkey
    @BDaMonkey Před 3 lety +45

    This TV show looks utterly insane.

    • @FurryMcMemes
      @FurryMcMemes Před 2 lety +16

      It is utterly insane and I love it.

  • @dillonhall7514
    @dillonhall7514 Před 3 lety +590

    So your telling me that Speed is addicted to racing basically, which is sorta selfish

    • @GaryRichards813
      @GaryRichards813 Před 3 lety +111

      Dudes name is literally "Speed". I'm not surprised.

    • @dillonhall7514
      @dillonhall7514 Před 3 lety +21

      @@GaryRichards813 Well that does make sense because of the name, who has the strongest obsession of competing

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager Před 3 lety +49

      Meth, dude. He's addicted to meth.

    • @kejiri3593
      @kejiri3593 Před 3 lety +6

      Its kind of his job though. So not surprising

    • @Redneck_Technophile
      @Redneck_Technophile Před 3 lety +8

      This is not a racing addiction, a racing addiction is what I have, this is something else entirely...
      **cough** **cough** M E T H **cough**

  • @toonbat
    @toonbat Před 3 lety +132

    3:06 When the video game enemy accidentally falls over an edge, robbing you of precious XP and items.

  • @senseilekai704
    @senseilekai704 Před 3 lety +31

    The man went faster after hearing a child’s life was on the line 🤣

  • @rachieroo6748
    @rachieroo6748 Před rokem +31

    I like that the plane doesn’t just have two parachutes. They make sure we see that there was enough parachutes for all of them, and even though that man seemed to be unconscious, Speed did not want to risk him surviving the situation 😂

  • @retsukaioh4571
    @retsukaioh4571 Před 3 lety +103

    Is a demon on wheels, what everybody else think that part of the song mean?, is say there, clear as day, the guy is a damn cold blooded killer, how he survive the mob and hundred of assasinationg attemps against him?, cause hes the meanest craziest SOB that ever walk the earth. Thats how.

  • @dawgpost90
    @dawgpost90 Před 3 lety +19

    0:49
    It's like the woman in green knew what just happened. She knows Steve just sent the girl to an early grave.

  • @slyllamademon2652
    @slyllamademon2652 Před 2 lety +103

    Speed could legitimately kill everyone on this show, he’s survived several gunfights in self defense.

  • @Trainlover1995
    @Trainlover1995 Před 3 lety +254

    Okay, Speed did not kill the guy who went over the cliff. He died because he was distracted watching Speed.

  • @raptrz_
    @raptrz_ Před 3 lety +66

    The scream he makes 1:15 LMFAOOO

  • @michaelbullen3104
    @michaelbullen3104 Před rokem +68

    Keep in mind, this guy was supposed to be a playable character in Tatsunoko Vs Capcom, as a literal melee fighter. He could kick the asses of anyone on this show if he wanted to. Anyone that was meant to or already has thrown down with the brokenness of Capcom characters is not to be fucked with. This guy takes no prisoners and loves revelling in the pain of others, especially by his own hands

    • @ZER0O9
      @ZER0O9 Před rokem +10

      He was also kept out of the Infini-T force anime, he's just bad for everyone's health, including the good guys.

    • @velocilevon
      @velocilevon Před rokem +5

      ​@@ZER0O9 The perfect anti-hero. Maybe.

    • @hdofu
      @hdofu Před rokem +6

      They had to remove him due to the fact that not even Ryu wanted to fight him.

  • @anprabh1
    @anprabh1 Před 2 lety +47

    Speed's sigma male Racerillionnaire grindset:
    1. Get the bag even if it means the death of a child
    2. Figure something out rather look at the clouds
    3. Go over the cliff and make people fall to their death
    4. Check if your car is okay while axes are being thrown at you
    5. Bail out of burning planes with your enemies' parachutes but not wear them anyways so that their death becomes imminent
    6. Climax when you see "X3"
    7. Smash into people so that they crash off the rails and die
    8. Stare emotionlessly into car accidents

  • @GoPieman
    @GoPieman Před 3 lety +104

    'don't be chicken'
    'listen i'm a chicken vice president'
    'i know that'
    the pinnacle of natural yet compelling dialogue right here.

  • @itsaxel8088
    @itsaxel8088 Před 3 lety +8

    "But Speed!"
    "I missed the part where that's my problem"

  • @benjamincalloway
    @benjamincalloway Před 2 lety +36

    0:32
    Trixie: "Speed? Speed? Speed!"
    Speed: **speed**

  • @lul9435
    @lul9435 Před 3 lety +9

    Girl: pap-
    Dad: *MY DAUGHTER!*

  • @RainbowManification
    @RainbowManification Před 3 lety +36

    Ayn Rand readers: I don't know, seems pretty reasonable to me.

    • @Rokiotop900
      @Rokiotop900 Před 3 lety

      Yes

    • @sneezebiscuits7239
      @sneezebiscuits7239 Před 2 lety +6

      Not really, Speed is basically committing crimes, which is pretty counterproductive to one's life. It's just that in his universe he doesn't get punished.

  • @lindaeasley5606
    @lindaeasley5606 Před 3 lety +15

    1:41 Random Mexican guy in tree

  • @Fr0st1989
    @Fr0st1989 Před 2 lety +11

    I love how Speed grabbed 3 parachutes so if that guy came to he'd be unable to make it to safety. Savage.

  • @starvalkyrie
    @starvalkyrie Před 2 lety +27

    "How unlikeable do you want your protagonist?"
    'Yes'

  • @horsepower523
    @horsepower523 Před 3 lety +18

    That cold and angry look at the end tho...
    He's like: "Damn, it should've been me who killed ya".

    • @velocilevon
      @velocilevon Před rokem +1

      "No EXP, no money plundered from him, don't even know if he had any useful items on him, and I didn't get the chance to feel his neck with my own hands. Man, this day totally stinks..."

  • @UnknownPerson-2004
    @UnknownPerson-2004 Před 3 lety +17

    1:15 That scream 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @vunuxbuku5212
      @vunuxbuku5212 Před 3 lety

      Speed caused HIS DEATH ON PURPOSE he pretended to lose balance to distract others so that they'd really die a demon

    • @UnknownPerson-2004
      @UnknownPerson-2004 Před 3 lety +2

      @@vunuxbuku5212 lmao. That's why the movie is better

  • @backgroundcharacterj5071
    @backgroundcharacterj5071 Před 2 lety +13

    Moral of the story: Winning is everything

  • @donflamingo795
    @donflamingo795 Před 2 lety +8

    Sigma grindset: win race and prevent people from saving live.

  • @irok1
    @irok1 Před 3 lety +182

    0:30 It's very nice to point out here that there is nothing stopping Speed from donating the money after the race, but at the speed they drive in the show, taking your eyes off the track for a split second to talk could be fatal. There's no reason for Speed to intentionally lose and possibly ruin his own career when he could just win, donate, and be known as the hero with a heart

    • @formerlypie8781
      @formerlypie8781 Před 2 lety +17

      Does he do that after they win

    • @formerlypie8781
      @formerlypie8781 Před 2 lety +17

      Also put crews talk to racers all the time it's not that crazy for them to try to talk to speed as he is racing

    • @phatlewt2932
      @phatlewt2932 Před 2 lety +23

      @@formerlypie8781 I don't think he did

    • @cursedgamer2778
      @cursedgamer2778 Před 2 lety +12

      he didnt do that though

    • @RedHairdo
      @RedHairdo Před 2 lety +14

      He also lost the race. Disqualified or something.

  • @ZeroTheHunter
    @ZeroTheHunter Před 3 lety +6

    Random racer: Please dont smash into us!
    Speed Demon Racer: *BLAGHUFFULAGBLYAK*

  • @Jmanthefirst
    @Jmanthefirst Před 3 lety +12

    Everyone: speed it's just a race
    Speed: speed is life they just weren't fast enough

  • @martazcrutchfield9878
    @martazcrutchfield9878 Před 3 lety +119

    2:26 is soooo damn funny

  • @ememman1460
    @ememman1460 Před 3 lety +24

    0:53... I just can't... His face tho lol...

    • @footofthunder9763
      @footofthunder9763 Před 3 lety +5

      He’s not smiling cuz he won. He’s smiling because a little girl is dying at his hands.

    • @LinkEX
      @LinkEX Před rokem +3

      The absolute derp face had me in orbit, lol.
      The unintentionally bad character model in that still shot just happened to match up perfectly to the video's narrative.
      It's like he threw any common sense out of the window and the only thing left that could satisfy his simpleton mind was the win and admiration of the unknowing masses, morals be damned.

  • @neurotyphylixinef76a87
    @neurotyphylixinef76a87 Před 3 lety +9

    RacerX: "Speed, please don't crash into us"
    Speed: *proceeds to crash into them*

  • @Jojakelion
    @Jojakelion Před rokem +15

    0:52
    Look at that vacant stare on top of that smile. Their cheers mean nothing, its empty, might as well be deaf for how much he’s listening to them. it’s knowing he robbed a person of their future is the true joy

  • @slackm4n34
    @slackm4n34 Před 2 lety +7

    Speed was just straight up a troll when he realised the girl would die if he wins the race

  • @DB-qc9br
    @DB-qc9br Před 2 lety +2

    1:15 😂🤣😂🤣
    “He’s going over that cliff…AAARRRGHHHH!!!!” I’m seriously crying

  • @padalan2504
    @padalan2504 Před 3 lety +10

    Speed is a man of principle. Also he knows he doesn't have to undermine his racing career, because he can just share his winnings with the ones in need.

  • @indefatigable8193
    @indefatigable8193 Před 2 lety +18

    I love how everyone is slagging on Speed. This dude plays for cash, man.

  • @kingcold3590
    @kingcold3590 Před 3 lety +27

    Trixie is sooo annoying I dont know how she never "accidentally" fell from the car on the highway

    • @vunuxbuku5212
      @vunuxbuku5212 Před 3 lety +7

      You'd think speed make that happen.

    • @ghostbond1074
      @ghostbond1074 Před rokem +1

      There's a girl just like this in my family.
      Attaches herself to successful guy.
      Immediately starts insisting he sabotage what makes him successful.

  • @fulviopontarollo2952
    @fulviopontarollo2952 Před 3 lety +11

    He goes too fast to let any emotion catch up to him!

  • @ShanAli-sq4rs
    @ShanAli-sq4rs Před 3 lety +10

    In first clip, Speed only want to win, he would have give money to that girl but Trixie literally wanted him to lose on purpose🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @Dwamak
    @Dwamak Před 3 lety +198

    He looks like, talks like and acts like Ben Shapiro.

    • @oopus4
      @oopus4 Před 3 lety +13

      Forgot that his wife is a doctor

    • @aronastron9538
      @aronastron9538 Před 3 lety +16

      @supersoniclegend um, no, he'd absolutely DESTROY you with FACTS AND LOGIC

    • @Orinslayer
      @Orinslayer Před 3 lety +2

      @supersoniclegend speed racer, obviously

    • @dinohall2595
      @dinohall2595 Před 3 lety +8

      @@aronastron9538 Facts and logic from Mr. B.S. Lol.

    • @BDaMonkey
      @BDaMonkey Před 3 lety

      Amazing post.

  • @vunuxbuku5212
    @vunuxbuku5212 Před 3 lety +10

    2:27 the worst one yet because he asked speed nit to kill him yet speed still did it without a second thought

  • @dfox6222
    @dfox6222 Před rokem +2

    Speed has the same sociopathic energy as Mr. Bojiggler from Bobobo-Bo-Bo-Bobo.

  • @TyphoonTYUIOP
    @TyphoonTYUIOP Před rokem +2

    Sometimes I like to think Speed is the villain of the show instead of the hero.

  • @bennu547
    @bennu547 Před rokem +3

    This is what would happen if Yugi didn’t give the prize money to Joey for his sister’s eye operation. Instead Yugi just rips the Glory of the King’s Hand card in front of Joey. Haha! Your sister is gonna be blind😹 That is what Speed would do

  • @danield8528
    @danield8528 Před 3 lety +8

    When he took the parachute so the dude couldn’t jump out. 😂

  • @GeezyDaMack
    @GeezyDaMack Před 3 lety +5

    that cold look in his eyes as he Speeds up

  • @thatbloomer5642
    @thatbloomer5642 Před 2 lety +21

    Speed took that parachute. He meant to leave him to die. I mean, if the guy's dead, why bother? And if he isn't, Speed just sealed his fate.

  • @leigh42
    @leigh42 Před 3 lety +10

    1:07 thanks alot I just about woke up everyone in the house choking on a laugh 😂

  • @JoelKellenProductions
    @JoelKellenProductions Před 3 lety +11

    Only five? Those are rookie numbers.

    • @KilosFoxo
      @KilosFoxo Před 3 lety +5

      there are more deaths in speed racer much more

    • @greggeverman5578
      @greggeverman5578 Před 3 lety +1

      Even in the intro a guy or two dies!

  • @elwebofinozzz5711
    @elwebofinozzz5711 Před 3 lety +2

    Actual series: The love is the most important ☺️
    Speed racer: *skrrrrrrrrr*. *Splash*. 🅵🆄🅲🅺 🆈🅾🆄 🅻🅸🆃🆃🅻🅴 🅶🅸🆁🅻.

    • @MarkLipka
      @MarkLipka Před 2 lety +2

      @ Gominalgas --- *Please tech me how you made your letters like that.* 😊

  • @KidCorporate
    @KidCorporate Před 3 lety +4

    Speed Racer pleasured himself to the memory of those men's deaths. Again, and again, and again.

  • @halt1931
    @halt1931 Před 3 lety +6

    D-did he take the third parachute?? I've seen that clip before but I don't think I ever noticed THAT before

  • @yogainstructor4437
    @yogainstructor4437 Před 3 lety +18

    Unfortunately that first clip is misrepresented. The brother cheated multiple times when he coulda just asked. So speed didn’t care anymore.

    • @cypher160manny2
      @cypher160manny2 Před 2 lety

      it's just a race though

    • @khalidbrown743
      @khalidbrown743 Před 2 lety +5

      Uh...that doesn't really make it better...I mean the cheating is pretty understandable if your little sister's life depends on you winning

  • @deatthknell
    @deatthknell Před 3 lety +10

    He's the demon on wheels isnt he?

  • @michel0dy
    @michel0dy Před 3 lety +1

    "Please don't smash into us!"
    ENEHENEGRHEBG
    IM FUCKING CRYING 🤣

  • @TheropodHunter
    @TheropodHunter Před 3 lety +42

    Are we as the audience meant to like this guy?

  • @heavymcbeptol
    @heavymcbeptol Před 2 lety +2

    “Speed racer is a sociopath” “Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes”

  • @fynnthefox9078
    @fynnthefox9078 Před 3 lety +2

    Speed: I won't kill you, but that doesn't mean I have to save you.

  • @silvadossantos6803
    @silvadossantos6803 Před 3 lety +4

    And we innocent at the moment didn't know what 'speed' stands for...

  • @nonjaninja4904
    @nonjaninja4904 Před rokem +3

    It's a race, not a participation trophy handout.

  • @EmperorMays
    @EmperorMays Před 3 lety +5

    I swear Speed is so entitled and I love it, nothing will stop him from winning

  • @kore.ez25
    @kore.ez25 Před 2 lety +1

    bro the scream at 1:15 had me rolling

  • @Seki1987
    @Seki1987 Před 3 lety +2

    "Please don't smash into us!"
    *Flinstones the steering wheel*

  • @FBWe
    @FBWe Před 3 lety +26

    "Steve, if you win a girl dies"
    *Proceeds to accelerate even more*

  • @jofelmorata
    @jofelmorata Před 3 lety +13

    You see no soul in his eyes.

  • @TeamLegacyFTW
    @TeamLegacyFTW Před 3 lety +2

    She is the ultimate "..but, protag-kun🤔" chick

  • @slawbtasticspastic3158
    @slawbtasticspastic3158 Před 3 lety +1

    1:15 “ he’s going over that cliff AAOOHH”