Hilarious speech by Ugandan President at Israel Entebbe Raid commemoration | J-TV

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  • čas přidán 6. 07. 2016
  • This is so bad it’s good. Speaking at an event commemorating the storming of Entebbe airport by Israeli special forces, Ugandan President Museveni went hilariously off-topic, to the bewilderment of the watching Netanyahu. Somehow don’t think Bibi will take him up on his offer of mediation in Gaza… Watch the full speech: • President Museveni spe...
    (Footage courtesy of NTV: Uganda)
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Komentáře • 695

  • @delirainnominata7947
    @delirainnominata7947 Před 8 lety +192

    _Herod.. Herod was a bad gentleman or something like that_
    Beautiful :']

  • @payno20
    @payno20 Před 8 lety +370

    this is what happens when you leave your essay until the night before kids

    • @mohammedabdu.8126
      @mohammedabdu.8126 Před 8 lety +1

      looooool

    • @MrKasoul
      @MrKasoul Před 8 lety +1

      Looooooooooooool you are so right

    • @Rudi-de6xo
      @Rudi-de6xo Před 8 lety +1

      XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @TheBarbahaba
      @TheBarbahaba Před 8 lety +10

      could be worse
      like having a fake sign language translator dancing the macarena next to you
      but it sure comes close....\

    • @loveelroi4453
      @loveelroi4453 Před 3 lety

      😀😀😀😀😀

  • @liorbm5779
    @liorbm5779 Před 8 lety +185

    After the third "palestine" , israel security start to think about escape routes.

    • @mgjohnson06
      @mgjohnson06 Před 8 lety +10

      "You think we're fucked?"
      "We may well be fucked"

    • @leonardjones3461
      @leonardjones3461 Před 6 lety +21

      He was talking about JEWISH Palestine. There is no Arab Palestine, there NEVER was an Arab Palestine and NEVER will be an Arab Palestine! it has been the land of the land of the Jewish people for 4 thousand fucking years!
      Name ONE Palestinian leader before 1948, name their unit of currency, or even find ONE reference to Palestinian culture in present day Israel in the course of 4 thousand years! Liberals are so fucking stupid they confuse Jewish Palestine with the ancient Philistines, who came from Crete. The very word for Philistines means INVADERS.

    • @BALLARDTWIN
      @BALLARDTWIN Před 6 lety +5

      Leonard Jones
      Bruh lol
      It has been the land of Jews for 2500 years or 2000 years stop lying lol
      And Islam pretty much saved the existence of Judaism
      You do realise that right
      Without us you'd all be Christian

    • @mssucks3462tommy
      @mssucks3462tommy Před 5 lety

      Shalom from Israel,
      The name Palestine was given to my people's kingdom of ancient Judea by the roman ruler Hadrian
      He named it after the biblical enemies of Israel the philistines and he also butchered hundreds of thousands of my people
      he wanted to make sure we are destroyed so he used the sword and also the pen
      Today people repeat that slap in the face of a lie.. but archeological findings do not lie @@leonardjones3461

    • @leonardjones3461
      @leonardjones3461 Před 5 lety +4

      @@mssucks3462tommy An Arab Palestine NEVER existed in the history of Mankind! The Philistines comes from the word
      Invader, (probably from Crete.) There is NO Palestinian currency. there was no Palestinian leader prior to 1948.
      There is no defined national boundary or a single shred of evidence that ANY political entity called Palestine
      EVER existed, including archeological! Nice try, but your conflation of Philistine and Palestinian revealed your
      utter ignorance of history! You are a millennial product of miseducation at best. I am guessing you are
      an American radical (probably a member of a socialist group or Antifa,) because anyone who ever studied
      history would not be this freaking stupid!

  • @ferkin1874
    @ferkin1874 Před 8 lety +71

    'Or something like that'

  • @VeeFromSpicy
    @VeeFromSpicy Před 8 lety +27

    This is THE leader of 40,322,768 people (Population of Uganda, 2016). Priceless!

  • @allybally0021
    @allybally0021 Před 8 lety +185

    Palestine, Africa, the Jews (not Christians apparently) and King Herod are all bonded now. Or something like that.
    A very moving speech. I will never forget this.

  • @granhellosyan
    @granhellosyan Před 8 lety +174

    Best straight faced, stand up comedian Ive heard in a long time, comic genuis at the expense of the israeli.

    • @dawnnorton7049
      @dawnnorton7049 Před 8 lety +1

      best comment by far

    • @RazaPlaysGames
      @RazaPlaysGames Před 8 lety

      agreed

    • @bobrail2642
      @bobrail2642 Před 8 lety +1

      he had last laugh appearing for season in Las Vegas on megabucks

    • @carlo_cali
      @carlo_cali Před rokem +1

      Yeah, but I'm quite sure there was no comedy intended. This kind of 2nd grade education is very common among some leaders of African states. This guy is a complete buffoon.....and in current times. He is completely unprepared for this ceremony and he verbalizes his idiotic thoughts. He has no formal education yet is the president. It's mostly tribal issues in Africa that can get a man like this elected, like in South Africa with Jacob Zuma. That whole fiasco was due to his Zulu tribe following and when he was put on house arrest I think for some kind of corruption massive riots and more looting than I've ever seen broke out. It's sad bc Africa has always had the potential to be a developed continent bc of natural resources, but they never had the ability to fully or properly utilized these resources. Many times a man like this was put in power and foreign money was brought in and given to certain group or tribe and they basically sold the diamond and other gem mines so very few Africans profited off any of it, on the contrary they lived in extreme poverty because only the top lived lives of luxury. It's been like that since the 1800's and the constant infighting among tribes will never end. That's been going on for almost a millennium. Israel has a lot of unity, while Africa is the complete opposite.

    • @logicmonster9407
      @logicmonster9407 Před rokem

      @@carlo_cali man shut the fuck Up you have elected trump and Biden he is 100 smarter then both of them

  • @ESO529
    @ESO529 Před 8 lety +46

    Thank you for uploading this precious speech - haven't had such a good laugh for quite some time!!

  • @Milordvega
    @Milordvega Před 8 lety +20

    "There was a character called 'Balfour'"

  • @felixianto
    @felixianto Před 8 lety +167

    I'm israeli, and this is best ever comedy i watched in my entire life!!! Lmao, rofl

    • @allybally0021
      @allybally0021 Před 7 lety +2

      My blessings to Israel.....Mr Netanyahu (a Christian of palestine now I suppose) has this great polite but somewhat strained smile.....probably valium.... that was almost as funny as the speech.
      Must watch this classic again.....pure deadpan genius!

    • @batuach100
      @batuach100 Před 5 lety

      I bet that this was a set up and a joke by some Ugandan comedian and he fooled everyone

    • @manojsinha6280
      @manojsinha6280 Před 4 lety

      Seeing this yoyo ...capital punishment seems so justified

    • @loveelroi4453
      @loveelroi4453 Před 3 lety

      😅😅😅 I luv it when he said the x Irani gov said Isreal’s came from Europe and I said no let me show you my bible and I did 😀😀 that’s is Gospel right there

  • @mesofius
    @mesofius Před 5 lety +9

    I can only imagine the competence he exhibits at managing his country. Considering that he's the President, I'd love to see his opponents' speeches, those must be gems too.

  • @RajKaTaj
    @RajKaTaj Před 7 lety +45

    Soldiers at 5:42 be like, "I didn't sign up for this!"

  • @shenzitypegoodies
    @shenzitypegoodies Před 4 lety +8

    Waa! waaa! This guy has made my day, "Otherwise we would be fighting you now"!
    He's just like your 75yr old grand pa, he can embarss you anytime. It's an age thing.

  • @aradat9671
    @aradat9671 Před 3 lety +27

    I need to see more of his speech I feel like he is making fun of them in slick way lol

  • @orangindonesia1996
    @orangindonesia1996 Před 6 lety +16

    "Fortunately the Jewish leader reject this idea, otherwise we will be fighting you now". that's Hilarious Mr. President. you should do stand up comedy in Britain got talent

  • @grazzellian
    @grazzellian Před 8 lety +29

    Hahahahahahahaha it is like bringing your drunk uncle to your wedding, and he uploads a sex tape of you with another partner. I am in stitches. Oh, dear!!

    • @sombrnegr1375
      @sombrnegr1375 Před 8 lety +1

      At every moment, I wasn't sure if he was going to next insult the Palestinians more, insult Jews, or insult yet more people.

  • @monirdeeb4510
    @monirdeeb4510 Před 8 lety +14

    One of the best comedy sketches I have ever seen! Hilarious !

  • @sayedfarhad5017
    @sayedfarhad5017 Před 2 lety +4

    The best international speach...love from Pakistan ..

  • @davidkonevky7372
    @davidkonevky7372 Před 3 lety +10

    The fact that these kind of people are at the top of their countries and responsible for all of their citizens is both extremely comedic and extremely tragic

    • @jbri1
      @jbri1 Před 2 lety +2

      Boris Johnson makes him look smart

    • @omegamanGXE
      @omegamanGXE Před rokem +1

      Smarter than you Jews

    • @davidkonevky7372
      @davidkonevky7372 Před rokem +1

      @@omegamanGXE Jews have one the biggest literacy rates from all religions, so you better sit tf down if you're gonna try to play smart

    • @judahsimulundu5176
      @judahsimulundu5176 Před 7 měsíci

      At least he is knowledgeable and objective and Frank what more can u ask for in a leader

  • @anandpatnaik5039
    @anandpatnaik5039 Před 5 lety +16

    My god. What on earth is he babbling about?
    Best comedian ever. This is hilarious..!

  • @thebs3335
    @thebs3335 Před 4 lety +18

    God Bless Uganda and the Ugandan people!

  • @schmuelsonsradang4301
    @schmuelsonsradang4301 Před 3 lety +20

    1:46, these guys was like 'is he preaching or something?' But that was a good speech. I salute the entire Israeli entourage for being kind and 'look interrsted', I would have had struggled to restrain myself from laughing out loud. This man is hillarious, almost like stand-up comedian. I enjoyed his entire speech though.

    • @anibalcesarnishizk2205
      @anibalcesarnishizk2205 Před rokem +1

      One can die from laughter.Humor can be a weapon also.

    • @salt27dogg
      @salt27dogg Před 10 měsíci

      I didn’t know Jesus went to Egypt ? 😊

    • @faisalabbi
      @faisalabbi Před 8 měsíci

      you salute the entire Israelis for being kind... They have to listen because no body care whether they like it or not

  • @Xamsims
    @Xamsims Před 8 lety +34

    Reminds me of having to present a project at school and practicing the morning it's due.

    • @Aziz_Alyousif
      @Aziz_Alyousif Před 2 lety +1

      Definitely.. he don't
      give a sh** for bunch of humanity trash..

    • @jbri1
      @jbri1 Před 2 lety

      Lolllll

  • @blobtheblobb6653
    @blobtheblobb6653 Před 3 lety +8

    Waiting for Pasta Sempa to just storm in

  • @goldengold8568
    @goldengold8568 Před 3 lety +4

    The audience is showing incredible control.

  • @simoncorreia5686
    @simoncorreia5686 Před 4 lety +11

    This guy must have an IQ of at least 140. He knows his stuff

  • @GeorgeSemel
    @GeorgeSemel Před 6 lety +14

    Some people don't do well in public speaking!

    • @stevek8318
      @stevek8318 Před 4 lety +1

      Bt this is a fking president he should be good ni public speaking

  • @franciswaako7575
    @franciswaako7575 Před 3 lety +3

    We have endured him for almost forty years now, just imagine

  • @bigredcap2004
    @bigredcap2004 Před 8 lety +2

    Nurse! The president is out of bed again!

  • @londonsburningup
    @londonsburningup Před 8 lety +28

    This became too embarrassing to watch!!!

  • @PureJoy_
    @PureJoy_ Před 6 lety +13

    Do people in Uganda know about him? 😂

  • @USER-xm9ne
    @USER-xm9ne Před 3 lety +2

    When you have to write a essay in more than 250 words

  • @sola4099
    @sola4099 Před 2 lety +1

    Not the sharpest knife in the drawer lol

  • @sudhindrak
    @sudhindrak Před 8 lety +24

    I usually wrote crap like this in exams and I used to pass them. M7 is doing the same. Relaxed, cool headed and talks like he is having a Friday drink with friends. 5:44 sums it all up!

  • @TalMK
    @TalMK Před 8 lety +25

    Yep... there's a lot of ignorance... a lot of ignorance... :-D

  • @alibabababa8624
    @alibabababa8624 Před 8 lety +5

    I love my Ugandan brothers...African banter we don't joke truth in all our jokes

  • @MikeWSATX
    @MikeWSATX Před 5 lety +4

    Still crazy after all these years.

  • @DrDang540
    @DrDang540 Před 5 lety +5

    I laughed my guts out. Apparently Musevèni was a teacher and pastor before becoming a president.

  • @MSAli86
    @MSAli86 Před 8 lety +9

    I want some of that Ugandan kush too!!!

  • @maggiealadgem6195
    @maggiealadgem6195 Před 7 lety +56

    This guy is a riot.... no wonder Uganda is in such a mess. Glad to see most of the Israelis kept their sense of humor. Cracked up laughing..

  • @johnsonsmith3421
    @johnsonsmith3421 Před rokem +3

    I love this president lmao

  • @leorione
    @leorione Před 8 lety +19

    Every time he said Palestine, Netenyahu cringed and cried a little inside. It's funny when your country is only about 60 years ago.

  • @fredperry523
    @fredperry523 Před rokem +1

    Even Bibi's crazy wife was laughing !

  • @elizabethchwakanowski5067

    He’s hilarious with his funny hat

  • @abdullahalrai
    @abdullahalrai Před rokem +2

    The last remark was priceless ..” I will resolve Palestine - Israel conflict in Very short time”
    for the past 70 +years nobody has done it, but I guess with his comedic approach God knows maybe there is hope he could resolve this conflict. Seriously everyone need a good laugh and chill approach. 😂😂😂 - Wallah / By HaShem

  • @byttlejuice145
    @byttlejuice145 Před 7 lety +3

    Real natural comedian laugh too lol.

  • @1czechit1
    @1czechit1 Před 2 lety +3

    At least he has a sense of humor.

  • @batuach100
    @batuach100 Před 5 lety +1

    What is amazing is that the listening crowd are not cracking up

  • @mariannebonner1520
    @mariannebonner1520 Před rokem +1

    Talk about “Flight of Ideas!” I’ll bet there were LOTS of laughs on the flight home!

  • @sergiocatela5377
    @sergiocatela5377 Před 4 lety +10

    This guy should be the Secretary-General of the United Nations or something like that!

  • @DarqeDestroyer
    @DarqeDestroyer Před 8 lety +22

    Is he drunk?

  • @eladdad
    @eladdad Před 4 lety +1

    OMG how didn't I notice that until now !! a mine of gold :D

  • @xendit1635
    @xendit1635 Před 4 lety +2

    The only bond he forgot is "James"

  • @tonyanton3856
    @tonyanton3856 Před 8 lety +3

    😯 He is the president of Uganda? why on earth did they give him the mic?

  • @user-lh1jb2xm3z
    @user-lh1jb2xm3z Před 8 lety +11

    haha brilliant speech. If you see the history of this man, he is never a stupid man.
    I guess he had his own reason for doing this.

    • @redx12ae33
      @redx12ae33 Před 3 lety +2

      Lil i feel like he intentionally taking a piss at them

    • @Aziz_Alyousif
      @Aziz_Alyousif Před 2 lety +1

      @@redx12ae33
      Exactly.. 👏🏾

  • @lilymaylittlechef1131
    @lilymaylittlechef1131 Před 6 lety +15

    'Herold was a very bad gentleman '! hahahahahahaha .. all I want to know is how embarrassed are my friends from Uganda?

    • @143christ2
      @143christ2 Před 3 lety +1

      We love him...we r used...he mashed us up😂😍

    • @dagrusmuhwezi8069
      @dagrusmuhwezi8069 Před 2 lety

      We love him ❤ he's intelligent only that you want him to speak what you want but not his mind

    • @thegreyowl8753
      @thegreyowl8753 Před 19 dny

      He didn't care at all about this speech. He was just there to pass time😂

  • @emilphoryew9436
    @emilphoryew9436 Před 4 lety +2

    This guy seems likeable though. More relatable than most.

  • @donprincoify
    @donprincoify Před rokem +1

    I am so happy he rebuffed the nonsense Amadinejad was spewing to him and very satisfied that he outed him.

  • @Kelly-wj7xd
    @Kelly-wj7xd Před 2 lety +2

    Bless him his kids probably wrote the speech for him. I did have a giggle watching though. Although he is very confused.

  • @micheletotton9342
    @micheletotton9342 Před 8 lety +4

    Oh my sack, that's really bad.

  • @unchartedthoughts7527
    @unchartedthoughts7527 Před 5 lety +3

    *My name's B O N D*
    *JAMES ANOTHA BOND*

  • @pissmillahgandullah9523
    @pissmillahgandullah9523 Před 3 lety +2

    This is gold! 🤣🤣🤣
    The meme president of Africa!

  • @junferg7
    @junferg7 Před rokem +2

    He sleeps in these meetings..think he slept right through school..what a laugh..

  • @knuckleschucklez8696
    @knuckleschucklez8696 Před 6 lety +3

    LONG LIVE UGANDA ☺✊

  • @amir222
    @amir222 Před 8 lety +6

    WTF is He High or Drunk ?

  • @willembritz4666
    @willembritz4666 Před 4 lety +1

    This is a great President. Very candid

  • @Rambam613
    @Rambam613 Před 5 lety +4

    “It says in Genesis chapter 1 versus 9-13... Incidentally you Israelis need to know that these Ugandans...”

  • @andrewholdaway813
    @andrewholdaway813 Před 7 lety +8

    And a damn fine hat!

  • @thegreyowl8753
    @thegreyowl8753 Před 19 dny

    It's the confused looks on the Israeli faces and the stifled guffaws for me😂😂😂😂

  • @Paakku97
    @Paakku97 Před 4 lety +2

    We want Pasta

  • @Gmthekiller
    @Gmthekiller Před 3 lety +2

    Best stand up comedy ever🤣

  • @weandrikombieni2120
    @weandrikombieni2120 Před 3 lety +1

    That is Crazy!

  • @Mutasimmusad
    @Mutasimmusad Před 4 lety +2

    Great speech indeed

  • @thehierophant2307
    @thehierophant2307 Před 8 lety +16

    This isn't funny. It's worrying.

    • @stevencater5462
      @stevencater5462 Před 8 lety +6

      "You shouldn't take life to seriously, you'll never get out of it alive!"

    • @Ankunda717
      @Ankunda717 Před 3 lety +1

      He won another 5 year term
      Ugandans we are fvcked

    • @Gmthekiller
      @Gmthekiller Před 3 lety +1

      It's funny as hell

  • @UriGitano
    @UriGitano Před 3 lety +2

    Hahaha haha. It's hilarious. That's why education must be educating.

  • @tomotomo3868
    @tomotomo3868 Před 6 lety +6

    Concerning and sad this is a head of state e

  • @alkisvenetis1112
    @alkisvenetis1112 Před 2 lety +1

    He is the head of a state....

  • @semsemeini7905
    @semsemeini7905 Před 5 lety +2

    LOL God bless you. So much historical revisionism.

  • @ssuleyman1787
    @ssuleyman1787 Před 4 lety +1

    If spoken without the accent this would have been a different ball game altogether.

  • @ralee305
    @ralee305 Před 3 lety +4

    Legend

  • @mybike150
    @mybike150 Před rokem +1

    He must be the speechwriter for Biden.

  • @theultimateredemption8768

    He showed to Iran that Israel belongs to Jews- God bless him.

  • @metheboom
    @metheboom Před 6 měsíci

    Needed to speed this playback. Else, my eyelids shut with my mouth open. 😆😆

  • @angelomunduni8295
    @angelomunduni8295 Před 2 lety +2

    My God! This was really embarrassing 😳

  • @shoshanaot873
    @shoshanaot873 Před 8 lety +2

    Feeling sorry for Uganda that their leader can be soooooo ignorant and let speech writers who are idiots put words in his mouth and he believes them. Praise Hashem we have intelligent leaders in other countries like Israel who are leading this world hopefully with intelligence and historical accuracy and their MINDS.

  • @RebMordechaiReviews
    @RebMordechaiReviews Před 8 lety +39

    Hilarious? It's cringingly embarrassing. I couldn't watch the whole thing.

    • @Mari_Oh
      @Mari_Oh Před 5 lety +2

      The first time he said "Palestine" I cringed and had to take a break and look at the comments. Feeling that embarrased for someone else makes me too uncomfortable.

    • @semsemeini7905
      @semsemeini7905 Před 5 lety +3

      It's not embarrassing. You don't have a sense of humour buddy.

    • @baruchmoshe5256
      @baruchmoshe5256 Před 5 lety +1

      Very embarrassing for a president. Who suppose to be tendering apology for the country's participation in terrorist act . Shameful.

    • @estherh7621
      @estherh7621 Před 4 lety +1

      embarrassing for him. hilarious for most of us

  • @bimbeano
    @bimbeano Před 7 lety +1

    Fabulous ! :)

  • @abhishekpeddibhotla
    @abhishekpeddibhotla Před 4 lety

    The last 5 seconds after watching the whole video were hilarious

  • @lambaa6990
    @lambaa6990 Před rokem +2

    Komedian, Friendship and political.

  • @logicmonster9407
    @logicmonster9407 Před rokem +1

    Hahahahab the best president ever from a Palestinian I love him

    • @logicmonster9407
      @logicmonster9407 Před rokem

      But you can se this Jews look like European not like os Palestinians we are the real semite

  • @pato2200
    @pato2200 Před rokem +1

    Israeli soldier at 5.43:
    "Is this guy for real?"

  • @maracohen5930
    @maracohen5930 Před 6 lety +13

    Amazing how little he knows about history. But he seems of good heart.

    • @waitin4thateeeeeeeg
      @waitin4thateeeeeeeg Před 4 lety +3

      He is of good heart

    • @KiaPi2012
      @KiaPi2012 Před 3 lety +2

      Good heart of dictatorship and clinging to power?

    • @jbri1
      @jbri1 Před 2 lety +1

      Drunk probably

    • @mulondokalemera7531
      @mulondokalemera7531 Před 2 lety

      Do you know who you were talking about? His IQ is higher than that of all your ancestors combined.

  • @hdivorce
    @hdivorce Před 2 lety

    He was right when he says ignorance are there 😝😂😂

  • @aorusaki
    @aorusaki Před 3 lety +1

    Good speech/good man doe mad respect

  • @batuach100
    @batuach100 Před 5 lety +3

    During my entire life and from now on if someone calls me stupid, I say wait a minute,,,, I’ll show you a stupid man

  • @TheGuitarmanrh
    @TheGuitarmanrh Před 3 lety

    He was called Balfour and he made a declaration!! And the punchline is, you guessed it
    OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!
    LOL LOL LOL😀😀😂

  • @user-qw8wl9tn5n
    @user-qw8wl9tn5n Před 2 měsíci +1

    God bless you

  • @safe-keeper1042
    @safe-keeper1042 Před 3 lety +1

    I haven't heard of this many references to bonds since I read those British spy novels.

  • @luxeden
    @luxeden Před 7 lety +10

    iam surprised that the crowd didn't laugh too much at this strange speech from a president !

  • @markboyer4566
    @markboyer4566 Před 8 lety +1

    I'm sure I had a RE teacher like this bloke.