Virtual Boy: I've Seen Better - Scott The Woz

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  • čas přidán 13. 04. 2021
  • Scott doesn't like the Virtual Boy? What?!
    Twitter: / scottthewoz
    Facebook: / scottthewoz
    Instagram: / scottthewoz
    Music Used:
    "Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes
    "Title Theme" from Jack Bros.
    "The Road is Full of Dangers" from Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
    "Pipes (Level 1)" from Mario Clash
    "Charshoe X" from Contra: Hard Corps
    "The Dark World" from The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
    "Muda Kingdom" from Super Mario Land
    "Title Theme" from Virtual Boy Wario Land
    "Milky Way Wormhole" from Galactic Pinball
    "You've Done Great" from Teleroboxer
    "Athletic Theme" from Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
    "Course Select" from Star Fox
    "Simian Segue" from Donkey Kong Country
    "Ghost (Level 13)" from Mario Clash
    "Music C" from Nester's Funky Bowling
    "Singles 2" from Mario's Tennis
    "Tiebreaker" from Mario's Tennis
    "Singles 1" from Mario's Tennis
    "Doubles 1" from Mario's Tennis
    "Stage 1" from Red Alarm
    "Title Theme" from Teleroboxer
    "Credits" from Galactic Pinball
    "Tournament Doubles 2" from Mario's Tennis
    "Title Theme" from Virtual League Baseball
    "Title Theme" from Mario Clash
    "Grim Reaper's Cavern (Level 2)" from Jack Bros.
    "Menu Theme" from NES Open Tournament Golf
    "Credits" from Virtual Boy Wario Land
    "Boss Theme" from Virtual Boy Wario Land
    "The Scary Ruins (World 1)" from Panic Bomber (Virtual Boy)
    "The Desert of Desolation (World 3)" from Panic Bomber (Virtual Boy)
    "Boss (Stage 1)" from Vertical Force
    "Stage Theme" from Waterworld (Virtual Boy)
    "2 Players Win" from Nester's Funky Bowling
    "Type A" from 3D Tetris
    "Forest of Fairies (Level 1)" from Jack Bros.
    "Ending" from Mario Clash
    "Credits" from Super Mario Land
  • Hry

Komentáře • 8K

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 Před 3 lety +6961

    Technically, since I’ve never seen Scott in real life, he could only exist on the Internet, making him a virtual boy.

  • @Wreckbot_
    @Wreckbot_ Před 2 lety +1459

    watching scott refer to the virtual boy as "stinky stinky mr. fuck" at 0:54 is so much better now that the borderline forever bloopers came out to show the conversation he and his friends had about that exact name where they just lost their shit for a solid 10 minutes straight

    • @KevinCarlson
      @KevinCarlson Před 2 lety +36

      Came here just for this

    • @dandy-jack
      @dandy-jack Před 2 lety +128

      no like legitimately if you gave me a MILLION tries i would never be able to guess that there was a story behind the "stinky stinky mr. fuck" joke out of every gag scott's ever written

    • @KatZEdition
      @KatZEdition Před 2 lety +36

      Can’t wait for Stinky Stinky Mr F*ck to make his glorious come back in the year 2024 where everyone wears chef hats

    • @CricetoFunni
      @CricetoFunni Před 2 lety +26

      @@KatZEdition 2027***

    • @KatZEdition
      @KatZEdition Před 2 lety +30

      @@CricetoFunni I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize

  • @drsmoothphd2994
    @drsmoothphd2994 Před 2 lety +2406

    guys, don't tell scott that the virtual boy is in full color and his colorblindness is more serious than he originally thought

    • @T-Dawg75
      @T-Dawg75 Před 2 lety +20

      Wow ok

    • @maturechimp1219
      @maturechimp1219 Před 2 lety +47

      That makes sense. Because I can see full color

    • @ciphergacha9100
      @ciphergacha9100 Před rokem +4

      Relax I got the memo

    • @CMM47
      @CMM47 Před rokem +4

      @@maturechimp1219 no the hell you can't

    • @CMM47
      @CMM47 Před rokem +4

      the virtual boy was made to have a pallet with 4 colors

  • @rattyeely
    @rattyeely Před 3 lety +1229

    I almost started laughing when you revealed that Waterworld, the infamous high-budget flop of a movie, was the only licenced game on the virtual boy. A match made in heaven honestly.

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead Před 2 lety +11

      I don't know why everyone calls it a flop, it pulled in 264 million dollars...

    • @eirzaa0429
      @eirzaa0429 Před 2 lety +78

      @@CoralCopperHead it costed about 200 million too that's why it's a flop

    • @CDRW24
      @CDRW24 Před 2 lety +59

      "It's like puking on a pile of shit!" - AVGN

    • @okagron
      @okagron Před 2 lety +52

      @@eirzaa0429 And that's 200 million without the budget for marketing and many other things like theaters having a share of the box office revenue.

    • @myriadmediamusings
      @myriadmediamusings Před 2 lety +6

      Dennis Hopper: It DOES look like shit!

  • @kakurangerman25
    @kakurangerman25 Před 3 lety +8396

    In 2022, Scott’s gonna make a video called “The Wii U: 10 Years Later” and it will be considered Scott’s greatest work

    • @Bigboy0012
      @Bigboy0012 Před 3 lety +283

      Please let this comment be true

    • @helmi5045
      @helmi5045 Před 3 lety +475

      I can’t believe the Wii u will be 10 years old in a year it feels like this shit got announced yesterday

    • @jake38201
      @jake38201 Před 3 lety +121

      gonna stay here to remind myself that you called it

    • @benjaminrei1319
      @benjaminrei1319 Před 3 lety +19

      @@jake38201 ditto

    • @tyfrou3377
      @tyfrou3377 Před 3 lety +11

      Ok

  • @razielperez5266
    @razielperez5266 Před 3 lety +1561

    Scott talking about SMT while playing Jack Bros is the closest He will be from being an RPG guy.

    • @PieStudios
      @PieStudios Před 3 lety +39

      Based Scott.

    • @DapperIndividual
      @DapperIndividual Před 3 lety +38

      Hey he talked about Persona a few times

    • @zachb4148
      @zachb4148 Před 3 lety +69

      Jack bros best game let’s be real

    • @gameman250
      @gameman250 Před 3 lety +80

      @Brook Hoffer That... sort of exists? There's this game called SMT Synchronicity Prologue that's basically a short Metroidvania starring Jack Frost and Pyro Jack. It's worth looking into.

    • @lemonlime8949
      @lemonlime8949 Před 3 lety +28

      Shin Megami Tensei > Persona Persona is overrated all I'm saying is facts

  • @CrustyFox87
    @CrustyFox87 Před rokem +235

    Everyone talks about “Get your face ready”, but “It’s like my eyes are being waterboarded” is such an underrated line 👌

  • @metl6929
    @metl6929 Před 2 lety +79

    After seeing the Borderline Forever bloopers, "Stinky Stinky Mister F*ck" has a whole new significance.

  • @MattMcMuscles
    @MattMcMuscles Před 3 lety +6706

    I played the Virtual Boy one time in a "Nintendo Dome" at a Montreal amusement park back in 1996.
    Not much amusement was had.

  • @ratchetxtreme6591
    @ratchetxtreme6591 Před 3 lety +645

    "You know drugs are a safer option "
    - Scott Wozniak the Anti Virtual Boy

    • @ceegeetee
      @ceegeetee Před 3 lety +1

      Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
      Current Subs 5700

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 Před 3 lety

      Cocaine is usually better than the Virtual boy.

    • @jarod1875
      @jarod1875 Před 3 lety +3

      *Scott Wozniak, Real Boy

    • @milkyy4168
      @milkyy4168 Před 3 lety +6

      @@ceegeetee You do realize any Scott the woz viewer wouldn’t fall for the MrBeast style of trying to get subs?

    • @t6amygdala
      @t6amygdala Před 3 lety

      I mean... if we’re talking shrooms... they definitely are. And LSD can be safer than the Virtual Boy if you’re prepared

  • @nintendold
    @nintendold Před 2 lety +91

    * Nintendo Direct starts *
    Hello everyone, I'm Shigeru Miyamoto, Mario's dad, and today I'm here to announce Nintendo's newest creation: the StinkyStinky Mr. F*ck™

    • @caberknight9013
      @caberknight9013 Před 2 lety +10

      It would release and then thousands of Nintendo fans would argue why it’s the greatest and most innovative console of all time

  • @BacchaeOphanim
    @BacchaeOphanim Před 9 měsíci +46

    Over two years later and 'the Wii U outsold Sweden/the Virtual Boy could even outsell Maine' is still one of Scott's most iconic bits.

  • @RedRatch
    @RedRatch Před 3 lety +1715

    Rappers: brag about gucci clothes
    Scott: I got a $2000 virtual boy game

  • @newbygamer
    @newbygamer Před 3 lety +1831

    Scott spent as much money finding and buying these games as I spend on tuition. What a legend

    • @sarahrackley5311
      @sarahrackley5311 Před 3 lety +105

      Fun thing is that he’s still in college, so he’s also probably paying for tuition.

    • @frogg4711
      @frogg4711 Před 3 lety +72

      @@sarahrackley5311 I would have expected him to drop out based on how good and consistent good content is

    • @oswaldfigglebottom
      @oswaldfigglebottom Před 3 lety +89

      @@frogg4711 eh youtube doesn't last forever

    • @teemoleague907
      @teemoleague907 Před 3 lety +103

      @@oswaldfigglebottom he's banking it and it looks like he's hasn't bought a house by malibu like the rest of the youtubers. I think he will be well off for the rest of his life.

    • @RoboKyPR
      @RoboKyPR Před 3 lety +2

      Nah, he said it himself....Idiot 😂

  • @BirchMonkey857
    @BirchMonkey857 Před 2 lety +388

    The 3DS was basically the perfect 3d system, for one reason: It was an _option._ After my 3DS bricked itself for no reason (seriously, I didn't do homebrew or anything), I got a 2DS (more specifically a New Nintendo 2DSXL), and... I kinda miss it for Super Mario 3D Land, Majora's Mask 3D, and even Smash 4 before I got Ultimate. It's not _necessary,_ but it actually enhances the experience.

    • @lunasif
      @lunasif Před 2 lety +15

      I still miss it on the switch for at least monster hunter... The 3D was amazing in that game, I spent ages just looking at the 3D mountains and stars, and the fights were far more intense than if they were flat.

    • @SparkySummers
      @SparkySummers Před rokem +8

      It straight up wasn't an option if your eyes weren't perfect.

    • @okagron
      @okagron Před rokem

      I tried using it an handful of times and it did never did it for me. Never saw anything resembling actual 3D.

    • @SykoMuffin
      @SykoMuffin Před 10 měsíci +2

      I never really used the 3D feature. It was just a souped up DS for me. I did buy the XL version which was a total waste, it gave me terrible motion sickness while playing Animal Crossing and it was too big to hold in my hands comfortably (yes, i have tiny baby hands.) But i loved the OG model of the 3DS. It was great and felt like it was made for me.

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 Před 6 měsíci

      Yeah except for the fact that you know what most benefits from 3d and vr. Horror. Know what there’s not a lot of on Nintendo systems. Horror. The closest thing you can get to a jumpscare is fire emblem fates first person camera as you get blasted by a tiger spirit

  • @deanprowell7947
    @deanprowell7947 Před 2 lety +99

    Wait, so you're telling me that not only did they make a First-Person Survival Horror game on Virtual Boy, they made it *Lovecraft themed?*

    • @RadarTheNerd
      @RadarTheNerd Před rokem +17

      Dude, I would kill to have this re-made in modern VR or something, the concept sounds so freakin' awesome

  • @Strymes49
    @Strymes49 Před 3 lety +730

    If Scott survived the Virtual Boy experience he can survive scoliosis

    • @poly_propylene
      @poly_propylene Před 3 lety +5

      i have a friend that has scoliosis from gaming too much XD what a freak 🤣💯

    • @SenkJu
      @SenkJu Před 3 lety +10

      @@poly_propylene LOOOOOOL OMG THATS SO FUNNY 😂😂😂😱😤

    • @rabababbababababab
      @rabababbababababab Před 3 lety +7

      @@poly_propylene scoliosis amrite🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alt0248
      @alt0248 Před 3 lety +2

      ...and a pan to the face

    • @thatlonzoguy
      @thatlonzoguy Před 3 lety +1

      @@poly_propylene you dont get scoliosis from gaming too much

  • @thelastpepsi9369
    @thelastpepsi9369 Před 3 lety +531

    “The Virtual Boy doesn’t give me seizures,it just makes me sad” is a top 10 Scott quote

  • @str00p
    @str00p Před 2 lety +68

    7:04 Everyone's talking about the frying pan bit (which is great) but not the enema thing right before it, which is one of my all-time favorite Scott quotes.

  • @frankgressiii7206
    @frankgressiii7206 Před 2 lety +55

    "it's like having to eat a fine steak on the shower floor" such a great analogy i love you scott

  • @slazarmcflazar4372
    @slazarmcflazar4372 Před 3 lety +817

    When you realized that this is the 199th episode of Scott the Woz and the next will be the 200th Special.

  • @sevvycat2
    @sevvycat2 Před 3 lety +724

    This is by far the best 199th episode of Scott the Woz i've ever seen

    • @SonOfSparda3139
      @SonOfSparda3139 Před 3 lety +8

      yea me too

    • @Cam_Can_Play
      @Cam_Can_Play Před 3 lety +72

      It’s also the worst 199th episode, sadly.

    • @blakem2902
      @blakem2902 Před 3 lety +17

      And the virtual boy is the best Nintendo system with virtual in the name

    • @burntpyromaniak6413
      @burntpyromaniak6413 Před 3 lety +17

      if it’s so great, then why isn’t there a 199th episode of Scott the Woz 2? checkmate.

    • @majoraccident1924
      @majoraccident1924 Před 3 lety +2

      @@blakem2902 what about the Virtual Console?

  • @300IQPrower
    @300IQPrower Před 3 lety +115

    “The definitive cousin experience” sounds like a special kind of Sailor Moon episode

  • @moonsalibi
    @moonsalibi Před 2 lety +32

    After the Borderline Forever bloopers, "Stinky Stinky Mr. Fuck" makes much more sense.

  • @Lonestarz95
    @Lonestarz95 Před 3 lety +1382

    Everyone gangsta till you realize the VB has no drift issues.

    • @datanotfoundpleasetryagain3559
      @datanotfoundpleasetryagain3559 Před 3 lety +41

      OHHHH, SHIT

    • @hernanpizarro8383
      @hernanpizarro8383 Před 3 lety +167

      That's because no one has played it long enough for the controller to actually wear out.

    • @averagechapstick
      @averagechapstick Před 3 lety +17

      @@complex6753 Yeah, right? it's almost as if that's, like, the joke, or something!

    • @complex6753
      @complex6753 Před 3 lety +16

      @@averagechapstick well I know that. I'm more asking could a dpad have it's own version of drifting.

    • @actualhyena
      @actualhyena Před 3 lety +14

      @@complex6753 It can. I've seen d-pads go soft and have intermittent issues functioning. It goes both ways.

  • @connormcintyre9172
    @connormcintyre9172 Před 3 lety +616

    "The Wii U outsold Sweden" that. That got me

    • @ianeons9278
      @ianeons9278 Před 3 lety +7

      And Los Angeles

    • @TazTheYellow
      @TazTheYellow Před 3 lety +30

      "[The Virtual Boy] couldn't even outsell Maine" was a completely unnecessary payoff, and yet he went for it anyway.

    • @BIastProcX
      @BIastProcX Před 3 lety +8

      I am Swedish and it's true, we're only 10 million

    • @woutervanham8246
      @woutervanham8246 Před 3 lety +3

      Duh, Sweden never got sold...

    • @foxtail286
      @foxtail286 Před 3 lety

      @@woutervanham8246 haha

  • @RealCrazyCoolYT
    @RealCrazyCoolYT Před 2 lety +22

    Scott's face when he said *"Ted's great, that man was born to be a cousin"*

  • @VectorLog
    @VectorLog Před 2 lety +12

    seeing the origin of "stinky stinky mr. fuck" gives me life

  • @justclowning2224
    @justclowning2224 Před 3 lety +2630

    I like to think he's ranking his actual cousins.

  • @recorderdude
    @recorderdude Před 3 lety +3882

    As a proud Virtual Boy owner my face lit up when I saw Scott was finally sacrificing his eyes too

    • @bitbot9834
      @bitbot9834 Před 3 lety +37

      Was the sacrafice of your vision worth it?

    • @launchpadmcquack9305
      @launchpadmcquack9305 Před 3 lety +50

      Wario World is worth it

    • @Mokujo
      @Mokujo Před 3 lety +15

      Does it *actually* give you a headache?

    • @s1athers
      @s1athers Před 3 lety +31

      Guys, this is the person who got scott to play "McDonalds: Treasureland adventure" for Sega genesis

    • @TheRealCatof
      @TheRealCatof Před 3 lety +7

      Nobody asked

  • @OlDusty90
    @OlDusty90 Před rokem +20

    I know that the Virtual Boy had its many, many flaws, but as a kid I thought this system was incredible. I played through Mario Tennis, Wario, and the boxing game dozens of times. It was the first system my family was able to get a hold of due to its unpopularity. I will always have fond memories of this abomination.

  • @TanabiGoat
    @TanabiGoat Před rokem +48

    My friend calls this thing the "Death Helmet" because of all the theoretical health problems (headaches and such) you can supposedly get from it. So I can't see this thing without thinking of it as the Death Helmet now.

    • @conors.6669
      @conors.6669 Před 7 měsíci

      As if you have any friends 😂

  • @RedLuigicracklover
    @RedLuigicracklover Před 3 lety +4775

    Fun fact: this video has more views than the virtual boy's sale itself

  • @finnbai
    @finnbai Před 3 lety +195

    Scott being hit by a pan is my new favourite gag

    • @MCKepitz
      @MCKepitz Před 3 lety +18

      It just sounds like it hurts really bad

    • @BenHowe901
      @BenHowe901 Před 3 lety +20

      @@MCKepitz I hope to God it's faked. Otherwise Scott's got a one-way ticket to brain damage city

    • @coolrob0t374
      @coolrob0t374 Před 3 lety +8

      that's a cast iron skillet
      p a i n

    • @flamersshowsandmore3864
      @flamersshowsandmore3864 Před 3 lety +3

      @@BenHowe901 that's what probably got him to buy Jack bros

    • @Clemont213
      @Clemont213 Před 3 lety +3

      7:33

  • @battman505
    @battman505 Před 3 měsíci +5

    and now you can play virtual boy on a modded 3ds. what a time to be alive.

  • @mikewebsters4119
    @mikewebsters4119 Před 2 lety +50

    0:54 hits so hard now

    • @Power11112
      @Power11112 Před 2 lety +7

      Yep hits so much differently now

    • @Matt-dp7ze
      @Matt-dp7ze Před rokem +2

      Why?

    • @bounderby99
      @bounderby99 Před rokem

      @@Matt-dp7zewatch the bloopers for “Borderline Forever” on his other channel; it will quickly become clear why

    • @someguyoptimal
      @someguyoptimal Před rokem +4

      @@Matt-dp7ze watch Borderline Forever Bloopers and you will see

  • @yaboylou7967
    @yaboylou7967 Před 3 lety +969

    True story: Years ago, my little brother saw footage of Mario on the virtual boy and asked me “Why is Mario in hell?”

  • @a_diplodon
    @a_diplodon Před 3 lety +279

    5:22
    Scott just casually breaks the law for a 1 second joke

    • @TheLivingCatastrophe
      @TheLivingCatastrophe Před 2 měsíci +1

      This aged like fine wine.
      In Ohio, it's now illegal to use your portable electronic devices, e.g. a phone, while driving

  • @ChaosGamma102
    @ChaosGamma102 Před 2 lety +7

    "Leave it to Nester to give bowling the funk" -Scott Wozniak, 2021

  • @MaxBraver555
    @MaxBraver555 Před 3 lety +13

    decades later, Nintendo hasn't gotten back on VR when it's the right time and its technology is accessible now, with better colors, not just Red and Black

    • @williamlaroux8566
      @williamlaroux8566 Před 2 lety +3

      Actually, the switch has vr goggles and oddly enough, mario Odyssey, breath of the wild, and smash all have vr modes, except none of those games are actually first person in their respective vr modes.
      So why did they bother if this is all they had planned?

  • @NathanielBandy
    @NathanielBandy Před 3 lety +2827

    "I've Seen Better" yes lmao

    • @ceegeetee
      @ceegeetee Před 3 lety +21

      Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
      Current Subs 5700

    • @iancrowley4833
      @iancrowley4833 Před 3 lety +21

      Yo it's Nathaniel

    • @jacksleiman8259
      @jacksleiman8259 Před 3 lety +78

      @@ceegeetee Wow someone’s desperate

    • @jacksonio_1300
      @jacksonio_1300 Před 3 lety +16

      this is very true mr pink gold peach hater

    • @gouki006ishere
      @gouki006ishere Před 3 lety +9

      Ngl you guys should collab. You were made 4 each other.

  • @SharpVCN
    @SharpVCN Před 3 lety +616

    It’s good we can know that no matter how successful Scott gets, he will just continue to use all the money he makes to buy things like Nester’s Funky Bowling.

    • @captaincomet9963
      @captaincomet9963 Před 3 lety +27

      Good to know he's not buying it on things that'll kill him, at least. I mean minus his fifty Wii Us.

    • @foodistgavrilo6636
      @foodistgavrilo6636 Před 3 lety +3

      @@captaincomet9963 better than wanting meth

    • @captaincomet9963
      @captaincomet9963 Před 3 lety +9

      @@foodistgavrilo6636 Debatable

    • @StafkiGTN
      @StafkiGTN Před 3 lety +1

      @@captaincomet9963 Very Debatable. let's have a Debatable Debating Debate about this, SO LET'S DEBATE.

    • @phantomgrape
      @phantomgrape Před 3 lety +1

      @@StafkiGTN im gonna debate with you about debating about debating. debate over

  • @skywardsights_
    @skywardsights_ Před 2 lety +13

    YOO STINKY STINKY MR FUCK REFERENCE

  • @Tizflint06
    @Tizflint06 Před 2 lety +4

    “Stinky stinky mr fuck” is from the bloopers of borderline forever

  • @HadesWTF
    @HadesWTF Před 3 lety +617

    My mans Scott spent $2k on Jack Bros. He is the real Shin Megami Tensei.

    • @aaronsound
      @aaronsound Před 3 lety +50

      I was so heartbroken he didn't say this is the best Shin Megami Tensei game :{

    • @topchief1
      @topchief1 Před 3 lety +27

      A few years ago, someone was seeking a virtual boy with a rental case and 6 games, one of them being Jack bros and they wanted $450. I offered $300. Can you guess who didn't end up buying it?

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby Před 3 lety +20

      scott megami wozai.

    • @postgotham
      @postgotham Před 3 lety +19

      and yet he probably will never touch another SMT game. Funny cause even big SMT fans wouldn't pay that much for Jack Bros

    • @aaronsound
      @aaronsound Před 3 lety +16

      @@postgotham He played Persona 5, all footage is his and if it isn't it's credited which he didn't do for anything yet, no idea if he got far though,

  • @guthriebarrett
    @guthriebarrett Před 3 lety +171

    "The Wii U Outsold Sweden"
    "The Virtual Boy couldn't even outsell Maine."

    • @PaulRudd1941
      @PaulRudd1941 Před 3 lety +1

      @@starfireseraphim9696 *F*

    • @Roboat06
      @Roboat06 Před 3 lety +3

      As someone from Maine I sorta felt that. Only sorta, because I'm moreso from Massachusetts.

  • @chaaaake
    @chaaaake Před 2 lety +10

    Anyone else here from Scott’s Stash to hear Scott actually use “Stinky Stinky Mr. F***” in a video

  • @selfloathinggameing
    @selfloathinggameing Před 2 lety +6

    POV: You're here to find where Scott says "stinky stinky mr f*ck"

  • @NintendoCollecting
    @NintendoCollecting Před 3 lety +5757

    I finally got my hands on a working one this year and...it's not worth it. Cool display piece and if you can, just play Wario Land

  • @Greenstone308
    @Greenstone308 Před 3 lety +2246

    "The Virtual Boy doesn't give me a seizure, it just makes me sad" - Scott the Woz (12:23)
    Greatest quote in video game review history

  • @Naoplays1
    @Naoplays1 Před 2 lety +13

    This video gets better with the lore development of Scott Stash

  • @RoryStarr
    @RoryStarr Před 2 lety +5

    Waterworld being on the Virtua Boy is so perfect that it clearly demonstrates that film was specifically cursed by a witch.

  • @retrospect
    @retrospect Před 3 lety +6646

    First a virtual boy, then Scott drinking alcohol?
    Oh fuck what's next?

  • @DeadwingDork
    @DeadwingDork Před 3 lety +2186

    At least when the Wii included tennis as a pack-in title, it also had like four other games with it.

    • @JushRay
      @JushRay Před 3 lety +10

      Oh, hello there.

    • @hrrrrghOtacon
      @hrrrrghOtacon Před 3 lety +9

      @@JushRay general Kenobi

    • @madi7489
      @madi7489 Před 3 lety +5

      And one of them was bowling!

    • @GrizonII
      @GrizonII Před 3 lety +6

      Plus tennis makes much more sense as a showcase for the Wii’s hardware gimmicks than for those of the Virtual Boy.

    • @mirandahenning6192
      @mirandahenning6192 Před 3 lety +1

      Hey m8, funny seeing you here. Lol

  • @tobiasmitchell8191
    @tobiasmitchell8191 Před rokem +38

    28:55 i like how honest scott is on how much money he spends on these games, a true collector

  • @raphaeldagamer
    @raphaeldagamer Před 8 měsíci +4

    When Scott holds the Virtual Boy next to himself it looks like a 1:1 scale novelty prop.

  • @Matthew_Murray
    @Matthew_Murray Před 3 lety +281

    "I'm very happy I spent two grand on this"
    hold up I'm going to need you to repeat that

    • @grabs_zel4547
      @grabs_zel4547 Před 3 lety +23

      Considering it's the best SMT, he got it for cheap.

    • @Budderman18
      @Budderman18 Před 3 lety +8

      A complete copy actually goes for $900, so he probably paid closer to that. Sealed ones cost 2K tho

    • @Gingerlion777
      @Gingerlion777 Před 2 měsíci

      Bought one boxed 3 years back for 200 here in Europe 😅 strange they are so expensive (or were considering your comment is from 3 years ago)

  • @Alex.Pittman
    @Alex.Pittman Před 3 lety +480

    “Hey all Scott here, let’s rank our cousins.”

  • @teen_laqueefa
    @teen_laqueefa Před 2 lety +1

    That shot of Scott driving while playing Gameboy always gets a chuckle

  • @NintendoPlayer307
    @NintendoPlayer307 Před 3 lety +39

    Scott - “It’s not tennis”
    Also Scott - “Tennis is my least favorite”

  • @GahmConrad
    @GahmConrad Před 3 lety +143

    Scott didn’t take a break, he was sent to the Mario tennis realm

  • @mymusicpaws
    @mymusicpaws Před 3 lety +191

    "It's like my eyes are being waterboarded."
    ~Scott 2021

  • @notryan7220
    @notryan7220 Před 2 lety +5

    I love the return of "stinky stinky Mr fuck"

  • @panache2521
    @panache2521 Před 2 lety +1

    Ngl, Scott the woz is my second favorite CZcamsr when I'm sober, when I'm drunk(like now) he's my favorite.

  • @jordanhingoo7017
    @jordanhingoo7017 Před 3 lety +320

    Scott’s bank after looking at his recent purchases: “have you ever died?”
    Scott: “no, but I’ll get around to it someday”

  • @itstimithink9981
    @itstimithink9981 Před 3 lety +581

    A moment of silence for all blind people who cant experience going blind from the virtual boy.

    • @PaulRudd1941
      @PaulRudd1941 Před 3 lety +24

      I'd rather be looking through a glass window in Halifax on December 6 of 1917 honestly.

    • @Sheila_Chu
      @Sheila_Chu Před 3 lety +11

      just wait until they see this smh

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 Před 3 lety +11

      @@Sheila_Chu
      I don't think they see the point

    • @darcys842
      @darcys842 Před 3 lety +4

      @@PaulRudd1941 so was there a bombing there or something. Like I'm a history nerd but thats just a random history fact

    • @PaulRudd1941
      @PaulRudd1941 Před 3 lety +19

      @@darcys842 oh boy, you asked a Canadian historian the right question.
      So a little background, obviously you know that Canada and GB were at war with Germany and Austro-Hungary.
      Halifax was the major Canadian port for troop transports, ammunition, and of course explosives.
      There were 2 ships sailing through the narrowest area in the Halifax Harbour; the SS Imo and the SS Mont Blanc. The Mont Blanc was carrying about 2.7 megatons (27,000,000 kg) of various explosives like picric acid, gun cotton, and gasoline.
      Basically the two ships collided at like 9:05 am and the Mont Blanc drifted towards pier 6 of the Halifax harbor and exploded. It was the largest non-nuclear explosion in history and leveled every building in a 1.6 mile radius.
      Lots of civilians were looking at the burning ship through their single pane glass windows of the time. The explosion killed about 1,700 people instantly and permanently blinded hundred of survivors who saw the explosion.
      The explosion prompted the closest city, Boston to send doctors, construction workers, and any other aid to the city by train as quickly as possible, saving countless lives in the process.
      To this day Halifax sends Boston a giant fir Christmas tree every year as a gracious thanks for the help they gave us in our time of need.

  • @tyredsauce
    @tyredsauce Před rokem +2

    I just rewatched the Borderline Forever bloopers again, and I remember that some other video used the Stinky Stinky Mr F*ck joke they off-handedly made in those bloopers, but I couldn't remember which. Then I randomly stumble across this again.

  • @kingrat9579
    @kingrat9579 Před 2 lety +1

    Watching this right after a compilation of 3+ minutes straight of all the "Hey Yall, Scott here" greetings and my brain shut off when the next video (this one) inevitably started the same way lol. Love what you do, man !

  • @Calaveso
    @Calaveso Před 3 lety +465

    All the SMT fans are coming to witness Scott play an SMT game

    • @christianmichael429
      @christianmichael429 Před 3 lety +32

      Shin Megami Tensei?

    • @smartnugget
      @smartnugget Před 3 lety +150

      @@christianmichael429 super Mario tennis

    • @tron0150
      @tron0150 Před 3 lety +25

      @@christianmichael429 Jack Bros is SMT spin-off.

    • @popqurt3229
      @popqurt3229 Před 3 lety +46

      @@smartnugget damn I thought Shin Megami Tensei too until I remembered Scott isn’t an RPG guy.

    • @will.2155
      @will.2155 Před 3 lety +28

      He has played Persona 5, but I guess you can say he played a real smt game now

  • @fallout1.
    @fallout1. Před 3 lety +128

    "This f*cking thing" is the best way to describe the virtual boy

  • @jestersareawesome4332
    @jestersareawesome4332 Před 2 lety +2

    The Virtual Boy is one of the scariest things in existence. I run every time I see it.

  • @captaincomet9963
    @captaincomet9963 Před rokem

    I just realized that this video was uploaded on my 21st birthday. This is the best birthday present I've ever recieved and I'm sorry it took me this long to thank you, Scott.

  • @joshboy64
    @joshboy64 Před 3 lety +122

    You know you're a Scott the Woz fan when you've been waiting for the episode that causes Scott to schedule an appointment with his optometrist.

  • @kindaslyguy4092
    @kindaslyguy4092 Před 3 lety +479

    "Im very happy i spent 2 grand on this."
    I literally spit out my beverage from shock

    • @iangabriel5536
      @iangabriel5536 Před 3 lety +4

      Same

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat Před 3 lety +57

      Putting that YT money to good use.

    • @DaSheepKiller
      @DaSheepKiller Před 3 lety +54

      Scott has an infinite budget.

    • @tanner791
      @tanner791 Před 3 lety +37

      Someone needs to add up all the money he said he spent throughout the video

    • @kirbythekirb59
      @kirbythekirb59 Před 3 lety +17

      i mean, hee-ho deserves that money

  • @Warr0220
    @Warr0220 Před 16 dny

    Gotta say scott, you are probobly of my favorite youtubers, please keep up the good work!

  • @realdonutking123
    @realdonutking123 Před 2 lety +4

    1:25 i like the fact that this line implies that the world became considerably more complicated when scott was born

  • @Hugodra
    @Hugodra Před 3 lety +455

    Nintendo missed a huge change to bring Wario Land into the 3DS....it was the perfect platform for it....

    • @big-e-cheese3624
      @big-e-cheese3624 Před 3 lety +4

      Absolutely tru

    • @tuskoub
      @tuskoub Před 3 lety +17

      That would require them acknowledging the greatest failure in their whole history though.

    • @nediah
      @nediah Před 3 lety +17

      @@tuskoub They sort of did so with Luigi's Mansion 3, so...
      That's something?

    • @ericparazak8448
      @ericparazak8448 Před 3 lety +4

      @@nediah and in New Leaf, and Smash 4

    • @LookingTheBest
      @LookingTheBest Před 3 lety +13

      I don't get why they havent made a Wario since Shake it. And if any game deserves a release on Switch its Wario, I would be happy with Shake it if they dont wanna make another.

  • @mrperson4605
    @mrperson4605 Před 3 lety +668

    The virtual boy is the best way to waste 32 minutes.

    • @ceegeetee
      @ceegeetee Před 3 lety +5

      Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
      Current subs 5700

    • @hydrozyrge8233
      @hydrozyrge8233 Před 3 lety +38

      @@ceegeetee zero

    • @RFNO
      @RFNO Před 3 lety +31

      @@ceegeetee holy crap go touch grass

    • @RedMarcus14
      @RedMarcus14 Před 3 lety +4

      @@ceegeetee current subs now 5.71k

    • @jorgem.9690
      @jorgem.9690 Před 3 lety +7

      @@ceegeetee shut up little boy

  • @7Write4This9Heart7
    @7Write4This9Heart7 Před 2 lety +3

    "The Virtual Boy doesn't give me a seizure, it just makes me sad" - LMAO! This line was hilarious to me, for some reason! Love it!

  • @diamond-sk2ll
    @diamond-sk2ll Před 2 lety +3

    glad to see that Stinky Stinky Mister Fuck eventually made it into an episode after its inception in that one behind the scenes video

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 Před 3 lety +1769

    Really strange that this console had a lot of potential for first person games while the most it encouraged was 2D games with stuff closer or farther of the screen

    • @Mike14264
      @Mike14264 Před 3 lety +27

      There was a pretty interesting FP horror maze game, wasn't there?

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby Před 3 lety

      yeah.

    • @Maniac4Bricks
      @Maniac4Bricks Před 3 lety +31

      Probably because developers couldn't figure out how to program it.

    • @NiGHTSnoob
      @NiGHTSnoob Před 3 lety +42

      @@Maniac4Bricks Also because low resolution first person games in a headset can very quickly give people nausea I would assume. That's something even the first generation of modern headsets had to try and deal with.

    • @poisonouslead85
      @poisonouslead85 Před 3 lety +18

      @@NiGHTSnoob Low resolution is fine. You just get more screen door effect. Low framerate is the issue, that's why people barf.

  • @Ghostofmemepast
    @Ghostofmemepast Před 3 lety +465

    FINALLY A VIRTUAL BOY EPISODE IVE BEEN WAITING

  • @s133p3r0
    @s133p3r0 Před 3 lety

    I had one, I have good memories playing it, it was a nice little cozy red and black world.

  • @JC-hi8fk
    @JC-hi8fk Před 2 lety +4

    The Virgin 2008 AVGN: Jack Bros. is too expensive!!!!!
    The Chad Scott: Take my 2000 dollars

  • @elvenprince358
    @elvenprince358 Před 3 lety +388

    Can't believe the virtual boy forced Scott "not an rpg guy" The Woz to play an SMT game..... and he actually liked it

    • @leargamma4912
      @leargamma4912 Před 3 lety +20

      Wasn't the whole point of the episode to try new things, even if it may not suit you?

    • @thatboi1140
      @thatboi1140 Před 3 lety +34

      I mean. Everyone knows Jack bros is the best smt game.

    • @Jenaxu
      @Jenaxu Před 3 lety +12

      Scott would be the kind of guy to have Jack Bros as his favourite Atlus game

    • @DelRio1991
      @DelRio1991 Před 3 lety

      He's a man with impeccable taste

    • @kumatorahaltmanndreemurr
      @kumatorahaltmanndreemurr Před 3 lety +6

      @@Jenaxu Considering his favorite Pokemon Game is Pokemon Puzzle League on N64, you're probably right.

  • @cakeatjobs
    @cakeatjobs Před 3 lety +174

    "This system is so badass, did you play the tennis game it came with?" Was the official Wii tagline

    • @spoopyscaryskelebones3846
      @spoopyscaryskelebones3846 Před 3 lety +2

      And it sure as hell worked!

    • @ExeloMinish
      @ExeloMinish Před 3 lety +3

      With the slight difference that the Wii was advertising itself as the casual family fun console and not RADICAL SCI-FI TECHNOLOGY so opening it with a cute sports game made a tad more sense

  • @LegitMan335
    @LegitMan335 Před rokem +2

    Virtual Boy: *causes eye strain and headaches within minutes*
    R Zone: *does the same immediately*

  • @nhbons783
    @nhbons783 Před 2 měsíci

    I hate how genuinely innovative this fucking thing is and how much of what it does is still done today or at least a long while after this

  • @nerdysupport
    @nerdysupport Před 3 lety +184

    New in Scott's search history: "What spices are safe for virtual boy port"

  • @touchmylucas115
    @touchmylucas115 Před 3 lety +414

    This man really took a frying pan to the face just to make us laugh. What a legend.

    • @Nutmastergiganigga
      @Nutmastergiganigga Před 3 lety +36

      I will touch your Lucas

    • @flob.1276
      @flob.1276 Před 3 lety +13

      Pretty sure he was just faking it and added a sound effect. Or that's what I'm hoping at least.

    • @Zepumpkineater
      @Zepumpkineater Před 3 lety +19

      I think it was a rubber frying pan, could've sworn I saw it jiggle a bit as it hit his head

    • @Nutmastergiganigga
      @Nutmastergiganigga Před 3 lety +8

      Scott is too unpredictable. He can be a therapist or a menace too society.

    • @mariajimenafigueroa233
      @mariajimenafigueroa233 Před 3 lety +1

      7:35 AAAARGGH

  • @helix7791
    @helix7791 Před rokem

    Thanks for the Super Mario Land background music!

  • @KR_Kosmik
    @KR_Kosmik Před 2 lety +2

    When I replayed Kirby triple deluxe recently all I could think about was wario land vb with how much the game sells you on jumping into the background like it was this revolutionary thing

  • @TWONSSHOW
    @TWONSSHOW Před 3 lety +211

    Fun Fact: You own a complete European Virtual Boy Collection

    • @requiem165
      @requiem165 Před 3 lety +32

      I live in Europe and with exactly 0 Virtual Boy games in my collection; I can confirm, I have a complete European VB collection 😎

    • @jatoxo
      @jatoxo Před 3 lety +18

      @@requiem165 I live in Europe and without ever having a virtual boy I think I've had the whole experience

    • @requiem165
      @requiem165 Před 3 lety +3

      @@jatoxo it’s great is it not?

    • @deanxile
      @deanxile Před 3 lety +3

      Hee-Ho?

    • @requiem165
      @requiem165 Před 3 lety +1

      @@deanxile lol

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz Před 3 lety +2025

    I have to appreciate Nintendo always tried to do wacky and new things even if they don't always hit
    This is a nightmare though

    • @wo0o0o97
      @wo0o0o97 Před 3 lety +6

      Heyy!

    • @djungbo4462
      @djungbo4462 Před 3 lety +4

      Ayyyyyy

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted Před 3 lety +14

      I was a proud virtual boy owner who loved playing it for hours. Teleroboxer and red alarm, wario land and galactic pinball.. all were great games I played for hours. I loved wario land a ton

    • @Popcorn_Pillow
      @Popcorn_Pillow Před 3 lety +3

      this looks like a level 0 mini sentry

    • @pipiundkaukiinpipikakaland
      @pipiundkaukiinpipikakaland Před 3 lety +3

      Just 6 replies to patterrz dang I used to religiously watch Ur vids ... I'm trying to get back into Pokémon tho

  • @Daniel-it1dp
    @Daniel-it1dp Před rokem

    "Before my conception"....thanks for making me feel old.

  • @Dorian_Scott
    @Dorian_Scott Před rokem

    *_"Nintendo, I will play Mario on an anima for you"_* will always be one of my favorite quotes from Scott

  • @NekkoBlue
    @NekkoBlue Před 3 lety +299

    broke: Scott the Woz episode on Persona 5
    woke: Scott the Woz episode on JACK BROS, HEE HO BABYYYYY

  • @skelengeityor7630
    @skelengeityor7630 Před 3 lety +201

    I think the fact the Virtual Boy makes a cameo in Luigi's Mansion 3 with the line "It's gonna sell off the shelves fast!" really shows that even Nintendo knew this was a failure

    • @tituslafrombois1164
      @tituslafrombois1164 Před 3 lety +37

      It also appears in Tomodachi Life, with all of the miis saying "ALL HAIL THE VIRTUAL BOY"
      Nintendo likes to poke fun at themselves sometimes.

    • @Realmfaker
      @Realmfaker Před 3 lety +17

      It's also in Smash Ultimate in the "Gamer" stage.
      Luigi's Mansion 3 was made by a studio in Canada so the sentence found in the game is not by Nintendo themselfs.

    • @benkauffman7054
      @benkauffman7054 Před 3 lety +15

      Of anyone to know the system was a failure, wouldn’t it be the company who put it out? It’s not like they backed it for 5 years, saw they were losing millions and then were like “what a success!” They stopped putting out games for it in 8 months so obviously 20 years later they know it’s a failure, clearly that’s evident with the Wii U too given all the ports it’s not like some secret knowledge to have lol

    • @Sebby_Nineteen
      @Sebby_Nineteen Před 3 lety +6

      @@tituslafrombois1164 I think it wasn't until Tomodachi Life that Nintendo finally acknowledged that "Yes, VB existed, and yes, it was hilariously bad". Before then, they pretended it didn't exist.

    • @ruccsacc
      @ruccsacc Před 3 lety +5

      @@tituslafrombois1164, Yea I love giving my miis consoles like the wiiu, and ironically they 3ds. So my miis on my 3ds could be playing with miis on their 3ds that is on my 3ds.

  • @ed_999
    @ed_999 Před 2 lety

    i love x axis antics, the green x axis antic is my favorite

  • @8Gion
    @8Gion Před 2 lety +13

    Imagine a remake collection of virtual games for the 3DS, it would have been great

    • @ogre706
      @ogre706 Před rokem +1

      Yessss! Yes. That was a real missed opportunity.