Prison guards, what are the weirdest things you've seen?
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Prison Guard here. Anyone who is witnessing another inmate being raped and doing NOTHING about it, deserves to be in prison themselves. What the fuck?!?
Fellow CO here, I've handled a few of these situations myself unfortunately. Not responding should definitely have severe consequences.
Yes, from the description it didn't sound consensual
@svenhendrickx2783 there is severe penalty. The Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) of 2003 is worth looking at. We do a yearly training on PREA at my job to stay up on it. But yeah if you ignore that, you can be fired, sued or even arrested for being complicit in it. It's one of the very few things we can actually be fired for at my job.
Definitely
I thought the ‘serious tag’ line suggested the story was made up.
The HIV story is kinda weird in that people with HIV who are properly medicated cannot transmit it once their viral load gets low enough. Undetectable = Untransmittable. Now, assuming he didn’t have adequate access to meds in prison, the guy he sliced should have been put on post-exposure prophylaxis (PEP) within 72hrs of the event. It’s more or less similar to the morning-after pill and has an about 80% success rate in preventing infections post-exposition.
I was thinking along those lines as well, but those drugs are relatively recent developments and the story is undated. It could easily have been from before they were available.
Also, assuming it’s the US but can also apply to other prison systems, not sure how accessible such meds are there. Plus the people have to take them and if a guy is prepared to use the infection as a weapon decent chance he was willing to not take them. Sure Jay could have taken the post-exposure drug but again, was it accessible to him?
He must not be taking his medication. I worked in jail pharmacy for a few years. Not everyone takes their hiv meds
This isn't one of those situations where that slogan is helpful, but keep trying
Bold of you to assume people in prison are properly medicated
only since the 2010s. since the commenter didn't say how long ago it happened, it could very well have happened before those HIV drugs were accessible.
Yeah the one about Lewis…. I really can’t do those kinda jokes either, just feels… sickening to make jokes of such a thing
It’s honestly disturbing to make things like that a joke especially with the details about the crying and stuff
So nice to hear a human reading the posts. AI text to speech will always be inferior.
true, makes me feel more interested and involved in the stories
I'm a prison guard at a medium security prison. It's a pretty chill prison actually, but I do see some weird stuff every now and again. There was a guy who was busted making a wallet out of mouse skins. I once searched a cell and found a homemade "Cards Against Humanity" game that was tailored toward sex offenders. The cards were extremely graphic, involving little kids. Those inmates went to the hole for a long time. Another time, I was making my rounds and walked passed a 10 man cell. There were two inmates sitting on a bunk holding each other in their arms and giving each other kisses. They looked very much in love though. Even though technically I was supposed to break up stuff like that, I didn't. I'm glad they found happiness in such a dark place.
I was locked up for a bunch of alcohol related things all part of a single arc in my youth. I fell in love with my cellmate, I wouldn't have made it without her. I was straight until that point but she'd been in the closet for years, I think we both were what the other needed in her life.
You fake woke straight people make up the most ridiculous "I stood up for those LGBT people" scenarios to pretend to be civil rights heroes on social media.
CO myself for well over a decade and the dude that showed me the craziest thing was when I was just working there for 3 months. He cut his stomach open from side to side 5 times, he was a pretty heavy set man and I could clearly see the outline of his intestines. Dude was just sitting and admiring his carving work. One trip to the ER later he was wondering why he had to get stitched? He wasn't bleeding that bad according to himself.
Geriatric hospital worker here
Our most recent prison transfer likes to eat things when he’s bored so he can go on “vacation” to the hospital
He’s not allowed to have the plastic utensils, but he does get a really big weighted spoon we usually give to folks with tremors
Some of these stories have me thinking "Good God, I've heard stories of dogs being put down for less extreme shit than these whackjobs..."
Anybody else kind of getting a crush on this guy’s voice? It’s so soothing and humanoid compared to all the robots that usually read these types of stories.
Soooo, about battleship guy. Its not super uncommon for people to do those implants. They call them "rocks" and supposedly it feels better when you do the thing to yourself. They're basically body mods. Idk if that's the real reason, but yeah people do that in lockup.
My uncle was a long time career prison officer… he’s very anxious these days… I can only imagine what goes on in his head. He’s so different than he was when I was a kid.
Every time my uncle comes back from jail he always has supper weird stores but also pretty cool ones.
playing ssbu right now after a half-day of school, having a great day after a stressful week, alongside the flu. this is a main reason why i’m feeling (mentally) better today. thank you, undersparked team!
I did 4 years at a medium/maximum and 5 years at a minimum/medium. I started wanting to believe people would change and learn. Over time, that fell off. People didn't want to change their lives. They just wanted to manipulate who they could to get what they wanted. People who wanted to change did, the majority would be frequent flyers.
Got out of that world about 6 months ago and so glad I did. I'm legitimately happy now. My sense of humor doesn't involve self injury or death. It's a better world when you're out.
I saw a self performed vasectomy on the catwalk... dude just casually slit his sack open, removed his testicles, and draped them over the railing for everyone to see... then asked to go to medical for stitches. I was OJT for that one and quit soon after due to a disagreement with the warden over safe working conditions. (We were in texas, mid summer, no A/C, and an officer had a heart stroke within the first couple hours of our shift. The warden said so being a bitch. I was a marine stationed in 29 palms, and a volunteer firefighter and I told him it was too hot.)
So am I tripping or was one of the stories about a guard that witnessed an inmate raping his cellmate and just walked away?
The person who posted the story added at the end that it was a joke and didn't actually happen.
@@lunalightblade3118 oh okay thank you I must've missed that.
@@alyshiakroll15 It's actually against federal law to not report rape. Like, the second you see or hear about it.
Homophobes are obsessed with making up crap like that. The "Big Bubba/Tyrone" trope is hollywood fiction more than anything.
@@hollenfeuer1where do I report what happened to the Panthers?
I was tired and read pigeon guards
How do you infect a minor with HIV and not get life from the get-go?
I agree with the person talking; This was only sad to me.
It's horrible that people who *should* be in a mental facility are sentenced to prison instead, where they will only waste away and get worse and worse and worse until they're just a shell of a person. I mean, they would still be locked up if they were in a mental institution and wouldn't be a danger to society or themselves, so I truly do not understand why judges/courts *insist* on sending sicker and sicker people to prison, when that only makes life harder for;
*a)* the individual they are sentencing.
*b)* the other prisoners who aren't sick and really disturbed psychologically.
*c)* those who work in prisons and doesn't have nearly the right training to take care of these very sick people.
This is, in my view, *clear* human rights violations every single time it happens.
I hope something gets done about it, and quick.
Been in both psych wards and jail and I prefer jail because you have a max date. The secure mental hospitals they put the type you describe in are terrible but they can keep them there indefinitely if they want.
Random ask CZcams comments thing: what is one thing, friends and enemies will help you with no matter what
Both real friends and enemies will help you know yourself by giving you new experiences and showing you how you react to said new experiences.
Putting pieces of broken game pieces under the penis skin is actually a common thing. I can’t remember the name they had for it. They shape stuff in to hearts and what not
Another great video!
Didn't expect this to be mostly dong gore
Only one juvenile and one female too bruh 😭
So these are all mostly unrelatable. I don't have any stories from COs but I am ex-delinquent and I knew a Polish kid who'd been committed (this guy draws swastikas in his blood on the walls).
Firstly I'll talk about myself, I was 16 when I got sent to juvie. I'll admit I was an emotional mess. I kept my head down my whole term, but that didn't mean trouble couldn't find me- for example I got shanked right below the breast randomly by a girl I didn't know and sat in the infirmary bleeding being patched up for like an hour. Possibly the most major thing, and I guess it's not exactly trouble, is, however... my relation with my cellmate. Yeah, this girl had been lesbian in prison for years then me, a straight girl asked her out. The beds in the cells were actually a little wide so maybe even if I had been caught making out with my cellmate no one would really care. Don't think I'd ever thought then that I'd turn out to be psycho. A stay in a padded cell might be in my future- of course, even in a fit of psychosis my self love is scarcely matched.
Then there's that Polish kid, was reminded of him cause iirc he told me about girls smearing sh*t on the walls at the mental hospital.
So if you see a rape in progress do you just let it happen? Like the guard who saw dude doing butt stuff to the crying dude?
Where I worked we took it extremely seriously. They would have immediately been separated and the scene blocked off like any other crime scene in order to preserve the evidence. And the victim is immediately analyzed by medical for DNA to form a case against the offender. Other measures are then taken to ensure they remain separated from then on
that story wasn't real. it was an elaborate setup just to tell the OP that they should've put the "Serious" tag on the question post.
6:50 That’s where you’re wrong. They still charged her with possession, it’s protocol.
I read somewhere that an inmate made a shotgun out of his metal bed post.
All the crap stories... Man these people are insane.
Yeah, you don't want to know how often you see inmates with a fecal obsession. Hell, a lot of them could be poster people for anti drug campaigns. The times I know of new inmates still being high as a kite(think ketamine, meth, coke,...) when they came in and got put into a secured cell for their own safety, just for them to spend the night plastering everything with their own crap.
11:40 Not every life is worth something
lol ohhhhhhhhh man, we see some shit.
This is great! I'm sure most are true. But I'm sure there's some fables here. One even was a duplicate of a movie scene. But then again, does life imitate art, or does art imitate life!?
I know a few CO's, much respect to some of them, but some of the others are just story tellers.
HOW BIG IS BATTLESHIP GUYS DONG
7:44 Uh.......... what?
Soap
First story, what is a serious tag?
On Reddit you tag a thread [serious] when you don't want any jokey assholes
The stories are great but the animations are very annoying. Do you want us to have an epilepsy attack?
So..... many..... poop... stories.....
6:50 i would be interested to know how many "detention officers" you know personally and/or have interacted with in order to make a statement that the virtuous ones are "rare" ... it sounds to me like you are just drawing assumptions based on the outliers presented on the media and TV. You can do better than that. Its okay to not know what you're talking about sometimes and just keep your thoughts to yourself when they are half-baked and not formed from sufficient amounts of information, rather than editorializing publicly and broadcasting your assumptions and ignorance to the world
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