Joe Manganiello Defends His Dog Chiropractor Guilty Pleasure

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  • čas přidán 12. 09. 2024
  • Taylor Tomlinson challenges Patton Oswalt, Terry Crews, and Joe Manganiello to defend their guiltiest pleasures including dog chiropractors and crossword puzzles.
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Komentáře • 186

  • @marksasahara1115
    @marksasahara1115 Před 2 měsíci +29

    "... But I hate jocks. Guilty"! Had me dying laughing!! Joe and Terry flexing and Patton hiding behind his podium was absolute gold!

  • @UnicornTears12
    @UnicornTears12 Před 2 měsíci +211

    This episode was basically 2 giants and a Hobbit.

    • @chrisvainio
      @chrisvainio Před 2 měsíci +8

      That’s SHIELD Agent Koenig. He could take ‘em both.

    • @chovue2363
      @chovue2363 Před 2 měsíci +9

      completely ignoring the wizard calling all the shots. 😮

    • @UnicornTears12
      @UnicornTears12 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@chovue2363 a terrible oversight on my part. I will never forgive myself.

  • @TimpossibleOne
    @TimpossibleOne Před 2 měsíci +121

    Taylors face when Terry shouted "Masterbatory!" 5:30

  • @Mare416
    @Mare416 Před 2 měsíci +126

    This might be my favorite game they’ve ever played.

  • @a_d_a_m
    @a_d_a_m Před 2 měsíci +159

    that dog’s look said “did you just try to kill me ?! “

    • @Palidine4M0O
      @Palidine4M0O Před 2 měsíci +4

      thats the joke, chiropractors can and do hurt people sometimes, its an art, and our bodies are their canvas that they tear

    • @christinehottinger5791
      @christinehottinger5791 Před 2 měsíci +12

      Patton didn't know what he was talking about, but the dog is giving two BIG and clear signs of discomfort in the still. Whale eyes and wrinkly forehead are distress signals, not signals of relief or comfort. The dog was giving at least the whale eyes before the "adjustment" as well, but the dog tries to get away from the chiropractor immediately after the adjustment, which is an indication they disliked what happened even more than what came before it.
      If you really think your dog needs a chiropractor, at least find a chiropractor with behavioral certifications (eg AABP-CDBC) who won't traumatize your dog in a non-regulated medicinal practice.

    • @christinehottinger5791
      @christinehottinger5791 Před 2 měsíci +5

      I think there's also a tight commissure (cheeks) in the still, like the panting it's also a sign of stress for many dogs.

    • @Happy_Biker
      @Happy_Biker Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@christinehottinger5791That same chiropractor on the video does some amazing adjustments though. And chiropractic adjustments can be uncomfortable to experience but the relief for humans and other animals is very real.

    • @christinehottinger5791
      @christinehottinger5791 Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@Happy_Biker how would you know the relief for a dog is real, when you can't ask them and ignore the signals they actually do give? How does chiropractry even develop adjustments for dogs while ignoring all feedback from the dogs?

  • @monica93304
    @monica93304 Před 2 měsíci +26

    I'm now a fan of After Midnight. These three guests absolutely crushed it.

  • @jaebee1121
    @jaebee1121 Před 2 měsíci +144

    Correcting the pronunciation of "banal" was perfect.

    • @redrick8900
      @redrick8900 Před 2 měsíci +5

      It's not even a correction. Both pronunciations are correct.

    • @fakename1656
      @fakename1656 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I have learned to say the correct thing in my thoughts and not out loud as to avoid being that guy. But boy was it sweet to hear Patton let it fly

    • @redrick8900
      @redrick8900 Před 2 měsíci

      @@fakename1656 He made a fool of himself.

    • @fakename1656
      @fakename1656 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@redrick8900 he spoke truth to a man that could snap him like a twig

    • @redrick8900
      @redrick8900 Před 2 měsíci

      @@fakename1656 He was wrong and what you are saying is insane.

  • @landonewts
    @landonewts Před 2 měsíci +76

    Crews with that tiny dumb bell, Oswald with that wig….perfection. These three plus Tomlinson = comedy gold. But, oof… that dog chiropractor video. That dog looks so scared and stressed out, and when the neck went “crack,” I died a little inside.

    • @debrakron9049
      @debrakron9049 Před 2 měsíci +5

      I do have to say after my dog’s first trip to the chiropractor, he couldn’t wait to go back. He loved it!

    • @Call_me_E_C
      @Call_me_E_C Před 2 měsíci +4

      ​@@debrakron9049 My love of dogs usurps my "wow 1st World Problems so hard" response here 😆 That's pretty interesting. Not that I'd take my doggo to a chiro, but at least it wouldn't terrify him if I did.

    • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
      @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 Před 2 měsíci +4

      It did look distressed, in that frame. But not the others, I believe?
      And if the dog is distressed, the guy should stop, with that dog.
      I think it depends on the dog and what they get for treatment.

  • @aaronaudioguy
    @aaronaudioguy Před 2 měsíci +100

    Patton Owsalt is a goddamned GENIUS, and an international treasure.

    • @chrisbarry9345
      @chrisbarry9345 Před 2 měsíci +1

      His bit about respecting people's beliefs is perfection

    • @uosdwiSrdewoH
      @uosdwiSrdewoH Před 2 měsíci

      You ever seen his extended bit from Parks and Recreation? He riffs for like 8 minutes on what will happen in Star Wars The Force Awakens 3 years before it comes out. The amazing thing is he describes almost exactly what happens at the start of Book of Boba Fett. czcams.com/video/5BBhNkywMJY/video.html&pp=ygUbcGF0dG9uIG9zd2FsdCBwYXJrcyBhbmQgcmVj

    • @graydenday3760
      @graydenday3760 Před 2 měsíci

      One of my all time favorite comedians

  • @Jake_the_Bioengineer
    @Jake_the_Bioengineer Před 2 měsíci +65

    Such a good game. Actual improv with props!

  • @Arcturuseyes
    @Arcturuseyes Před 2 měsíci +32

    When this show goes all silly, it's some of the best moments.

  • @bestdaymlunatic
    @bestdaymlunatic Před 2 měsíci +20

    Joe being the DA straight-up brought me back to his role as Marshall's lawyer friend in HIMYM HAHA

  • @ZachsMind
    @ZachsMind Před 2 měsíci +24

    4:34 The instant Terry Crews said "BAY-null" I immediately vocalized "buh-NAL" and then a heart beat later, with that look on his face, Patton agreed with me. It's the simple things in life we treasure.

  • @rainbomg
    @rainbomg Před 2 měsíci +27

    I loudly cackled throughout this game, these guys are PROS. Wonderful, hilarious, perfect

  • @jdstevenson1970
    @jdstevenson1970 Před 2 měsíci +41

    I think this show is hitting its stride. Congrats to all.

  • @cj3xps
    @cj3xps Před 2 měsíci +20

    Terry's rebuttal was great! "No! No it wouldn't!"

  • @MatthewTheWanderer
    @MatthewTheWanderer Před 2 měsíci +26

    They forgot to give a sentence for the guilty verdict!

  • @8D2BFREE
    @8D2BFREE Před 2 měsíci +18

    These actors strutting there stuff is the best thing i have seen on after midnight.

  • @krassos
    @krassos Před 2 měsíci +42

    Terry went full Cosby impersonation for a moment there.

  • @Nothing_Israel
    @Nothing_Israel Před 2 měsíci +20

    It’s like Taylor saying she liked the Dungeons & Dragons movie yesterday summoned them.

  • @reyvagabond3344
    @reyvagabond3344 Před 2 měsíci +17

    Now i need a new twins movie with pat and joe.

  • @jtetsuya
    @jtetsuya Před 2 měsíci +26

    lol they all brought their A-game for this. I don't think this segment would have worked as well as it did with just straight comedians.

  • @Victorio667553
    @Victorio667553 Před 2 měsíci +15

    Disappointed Patton didn't say, "shock and paw"

  • @CajunCraft24
    @CajunCraft24 Před 2 měsíci +9

    That tie makes Joe look like he’s on the Flintstones

  • @wlb2j
    @wlb2j Před 2 měsíci +29

    Joe and Terry are such beefcakes, then there's Patton.... we love them all!

    • @goodbher9244
      @goodbher9244 Před 2 měsíci +1

      They're all three beefcakes.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Před měsícem

      two orcs and a hobbit. but all three are magicians. they could do a movie together.

  • @benchiaase
    @benchiaase Před 2 měsíci +10

    OMG, please make this a regular feature! That was the funniest shit I've seen on this show by a long way! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lynnstlaurent6789
    @lynnstlaurent6789 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Any Patton fan knew he wasn’t going to let that banal slide.

  • @brianlane-karnas8614
    @brianlane-karnas8614 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Oh how I wish Terry had corrected Patton when he asked to see the barbell. 8:05 would have been another nugget of comedy gold in this already fabulous segment!

  • @Call_me_E_C
    @Call_me_E_C Před 2 měsíci +29

    Joe's dumbbell argument is spot-on. For non-gym rats, would you rather have one measuring cup with a lot of measuring markings, or a whole bunch of measuring cups like some kind of psychopath?

    • @benjaminpikoikj7090
      @benjaminpikoikj7090 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Yes

    • @AbhishekKr.Singh1609
      @AbhishekKr.Singh1609 Před 2 měsíci

      Obviously

    • @1midnightfish
      @1midnightfish Před 2 měsíci +7

      But what if you use your one measuring cup for a liquid or sticky ingredient and then immediately need it for sugar or flour? You have any idea how often that happens? A kitchen psychopath is one who keeps washing and drying out the same cup instead of investing in four nesting cups, which incidentally take up the same amount of space in a kitchen drawer.
      As for dumbbells vs. machines, people can do whatever you want, I stopped going to the gym 20 years ago (as I'm sure you could tell from the first part of my comment 😂)

    • @bokchoiman
      @bokchoiman Před 2 měsíci

      Yeah and let's ignore for a second that one dumbbell rack takes up considerably less space than all of the machines on the gym floor. Not to mention they make dumbbells that are nested and that makes them the most valuable piece of home gym equipment.

    • @fakename1656
      @fakename1656 Před 2 měsíci +1

      More different people can use dumbells at the same time. Than one or two machines. But personally I like the machines

  • @redjules1215
    @redjules1215 Před 2 měsíci +7

    An incredible lineup and a good game giving everybody time to shine. Might be the show's best segment.

  • @strikercwl
    @strikercwl Před 2 měsíci +7

    Fantastic panel, I hope they all become regulars. You should do a "champions" series where winners play each other, as well as a second chance games for the losers.

  • @forrestmorrisey
    @forrestmorrisey Před 2 měsíci +6

    Oh man, this is a top 5 after midnight moment

  • @wlb2j
    @wlb2j Před 2 měsíci +15

    Terry Cruz is so charming!

  • @benjaminbaumgardner7620
    @benjaminbaumgardner7620 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Dog chiropractic is a level of quackery that is completely obscene

  • @rajidahae4220
    @rajidahae4220 Před 2 měsíci +3

    The improv was great, this game is a keeper, even if none of the contestants seemed to get that they were supposed to be cross-examining the suspect!

  • @rodneydickson784
    @rodneydickson784 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Patton and that wig!😂

  • @Jay-kz7mw
    @Jay-kz7mw Před 2 měsíci +7

    Wow this game is the best so far. Please keep using it

  • @MrBadSmash
    @MrBadSmash Před měsícem +1

    Terry's little dumbbell that matches his outfit is such a great move

  • @HermitLady
    @HermitLady Před 2 měsíci +7

    Did Terry slip into a Cosby impersonation? 😂

  • @kujmous
    @kujmous Před 2 měsíci +2

    THEY HAVE THE WORD DUMB RIGHT IN THEIR NAME!!!

  • @brigitred
    @brigitred Před 2 měsíci +2

    This is my favorite episode ever! Please have these three back once a month!

  • @wirelesmike73
    @wirelesmike73 Před 2 měsíci +3

    😂 The look on that dog's face after the neck snap is exactly the same look I had when a chiropractor did that s--t to me... Frozen in "WTF?".😳

  • @ruthannebrooks2826
    @ruthannebrooks2826 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Really wanted him to say “Terry loves dumbbell” 😂

    • @YouHadMeAtMoonPie
      @YouHadMeAtMoonPie Před 2 měsíci

      Me too! I always cracked up when he referred to himself in the 3rd person on Brooklyn 99

  • @toferj7441
    @toferj7441 Před 2 měsíci

    This has got to be my favorite line up of guests!! ❤❤❤😂😂😂

  • @matteomatwallace
    @matteomatwallace Před 2 měsíci +2

    Patton could go on for 7 more minutes if allowed

  • @lashendawest7509
    @lashendawest7509 Před 2 měsíci +5

    We love terry crews joe manganiello patton oswalt and taylor Tomlinson

  • @760viater
    @760viater Před 2 měsíci +3

    This show is so good

  • @Liihdeoz
    @Liihdeoz Před měsícem

    One of my favorite segments ever! The guests are just top notch 👌

  • @AndyGilleand
    @AndyGilleand Před 2 měsíci

    I could honestly see this game become its own game show.

  • @palmeravery1029
    @palmeravery1029 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Heavy hitters, all.

  • @robsrxx
    @robsrxx Před 2 měsíci +1

    This is a fun way of evolving the game.

  • @fisch723
    @fisch723 Před 2 měsíci

    The show is hitting its stride. Love this sketch.

  • @toferj7441
    @toferj7441 Před 2 měsíci

    I corrected "banal" and moments later Patton did too!! 😂😂😂 I spat out on my drink! 😆😆😆

  • @user-ud6ui7zt3r
    @user-ud6ui7zt3r Před 2 měsíci +6

    Joe "the mendacious" Manganiello

  • @doslover
    @doslover Před 2 měsíci

    This episode has already been my favorite by far 😆

  • @ajbrooks2112
    @ajbrooks2112 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Watching this right after the Brooklyn 99 episode with Oswald in it is messing with my brain lol

  • @Mackovision
    @Mackovision Před 2 měsíci

    This is by far the best episode so far! 👌

  • @timothypenwell2487
    @timothypenwell2487 Před 2 měsíci +1

    You're my guilty pleasure, Taylor!❤❤❤❤❤

  • @cb4n409
    @cb4n409 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Terry just sold me a dumbell set

    • @chovue2363
      @chovue2363 Před 2 měsíci

      get the machine, its better. and saves more space.

  • @teh201d
    @teh201d Před 2 měsíci +2

    oh man this episode made me LOL out loud

  • @meheuck
    @meheuck Před 2 měsíci +1

    Patton using the same Debate Society skills he demonstrated on Lewis Black's 'ROOT OF ALL EVIL" show long ago.

  • @Neuvost
    @Neuvost Před 2 měsíci +1

    remember, for your hobbies not to be cringe, you don't have to be innocent, just NOT GUILTY

  • @CaptainTedStryker
    @CaptainTedStryker Před 2 měsíci +4

    Hey After Midnight Assistant Producer, since you're reading this, can you please display the hashtag theme BEFORE showing the four "honorable mention" winners onscreen? Otherwise you have to rewind the video which is a real PITA on my phone.

  • @furiouhuzzah
    @furiouhuzzah Před 2 měsíci

    I could not stop laughing, this was HYSTERICAL! This crew is so funny, but I will say Patton is the maestro

  • @uosdwiSrdewoH
    @uosdwiSrdewoH Před 2 měsíci +1

    Judge Terry made a bad call. That dog is like "What the hell just happened?"

  • @kai19971201
    @kai19971201 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This is amazing😂

  • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
    @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 Před 2 měsíci +2

    i dont even work out, and I want to be pro Terry.
    But Joe has a point. ANY gym. Theyre NEVER racked properly.

  • @AnneMuhlethaler-tz5nj
    @AnneMuhlethaler-tz5nj Před 2 měsíci

    Fabulous ! Best game, best contestants. + Taylor !! 🎉

  • @enzomthethwa5861
    @enzomthethwa5861 Před 2 měsíci

    We were all hoping to see Terry and Joe flex their muscles together, and we got it!

  • @Physiker17
    @Physiker17 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Those 3... hardest game of f*ck, marry, kill... ever.

  • @tehBrymann
    @tehBrymann Před 2 měsíci +1

    lol! I said banal at the same time as patton!

  • @justincastillogayray
    @justincastillogayray Před 2 měsíci +1

    This feels like the sequel to Idiocracy

  • @brianhaygood183
    @brianhaygood183 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Judge Joe did an excellent job.

  • @jenniferjones3273
    @jenniferjones3273 Před 2 měsíci

    Love Terry Crews but appreciate the reason behind Patton's decision!

  • @doorkum
    @doorkum Před 2 měsíci

    Joe rebuttal was on point. Really good segment. 😂

  • @digthemedium
    @digthemedium Před 2 měsíci

    Such the best episode!

  • @d1ni1mueter
    @d1ni1mueter Před 2 měsíci

    best after midnight game ever!

  • @N0d4chi
    @N0d4chi Před 2 měsíci

    Patton Oswald and Terry Crews are just amazing actors and improv guys. Joe is pretty good too

  • @Subfightr
    @Subfightr Před 2 měsíci

    If they are actually ad-libbing this right there on the spot, that is extremely impressive

  • @johnmcnulty2705
    @johnmcnulty2705 Před 2 měsíci

    You know your show is doing well when you have 3 different judge wigs

  • @Omarr1991
    @Omarr1991 Před 2 měsíci +8

    Im flabbergasted! #aftermidnight

  • @jv-lk7bc
    @jv-lk7bc Před měsícem

    Patton gets the last word. All is right with the universe.

  • @MommyOfZoeAndLiam
    @MommyOfZoeAndLiam Před 2 měsíci +1

    I know someone who had a HORSE Chiropractor. I thought it was a joke, but nope, they paid for a chiropractor for their horse.

  • @jbeta4948
    @jbeta4948 Před 2 měsíci

    This was so good!

  • @Undercover_Cauliflower
    @Undercover_Cauliflower Před 2 měsíci +2

    There was only one of those that was weird, it looked like that person was attempting to murder that dog

  • @Silverpup67
    @Silverpup67 Před 2 měsíci

    Joe is a huge nerd in real life. Not surprise he defended Patton.

  • @AriLo-d9g
    @AriLo-d9g Před 2 měsíci

    This was excellent

  • @njnjhjh8918
    @njnjhjh8918 Před 2 měsíci

    I like shiny things and am feeling things re: Taylor's jacket's buttons

  • @FIOakaOLGA
    @FIOakaOLGA Před 2 měsíci

    I'm crying 😂

  • @kevstubeification
    @kevstubeification Před 2 měsíci +1

    This show is my guilty pleasure 😋

  • @trashcanbees2739
    @trashcanbees2739 Před 2 měsíci

    this game is incredible

  • @BraxtonHoward
    @BraxtonHoward Před 2 měsíci +2

    Joe just casually showing animal abuse is wild to me.

  • @justsaying14
    @justsaying14 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Odeur! Ooodeur!!!

  • @jamesgolding2810
    @jamesgolding2810 Před 2 měsíci

    Best episode ever!

  • @chatsnoirblamo
    @chatsnoirblamo Před 2 měsíci

    Emmy 😂😂😂😂

  • @wirelesmike73
    @wirelesmike73 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Great game! Crews was ruthless in his cross-examination. I was shocked. It seemed out of character for him, and I was quite impressed. But, then he mispronounced banal like anal, and seemed fixated on what he perceived as the "masturbatory" nature of Patton's obsession, which makes me think his rehab might need another visit - BUT, I DIGRESS! The simple fact is, he looked absolutely mad in that judge's wig and it was exquisite, so I'm willing to over the mispronunciation if for no other reason other than it was an exceptional vocabulary choice that cut right to the heart of his argument. Well played.
    And, Judge Joe (if I may) was quite thoughtful in his deliberation. Fair, considerate, and compassionate. If only our SCOTUS were of such noble and sound mind. Oswalt, on the other hand, is a f---ing monster, both as a litigator and as a judge. Calculated, deliberate, and unmoved by appeal to emotion, outside of his unbridled hatred for jocks.
    No notes. He's perfect in every way.😈

  • @chovue2363
    @chovue2363 Před 2 měsíci

    this is top 5 favorite clips from AM youtube clips!🤣

  • @melissajussila6919
    @melissajussila6919 Před měsícem

    DO THIS GAME AGAIN PLLLSSSSS

  • @stefaniedee2969
    @stefaniedee2969 Před 2 měsíci

    Wouldn't it be easier to just have a machine? No, no it wouldn't.

  • @Arcturuseyes
    @Arcturuseyes Před 2 měsíci +1

    Surround Taylor with funny hot guys and the show rules. You're welcome Patton...