AND I'M JAVERT

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  • @TheAngie3645
    @TheAngie3645 Před 10 lety +1731

    If Javert had a kid...
    -"Dad I'm hungry"
    -"AND I'M JAVERT"

    • @mindlezzenigma311
      @mindlezzenigma311 Před 7 lety +11

      XD you guys are funny

    • @CommanderOfTheSun
      @CommanderOfTheSun Před 7 lety +6

      U HOT!

    • @nenuphard1316
      @nenuphard1316 Před 7 lety +10

      Mister Meme the original comment was already funny but damn 😂😂😂

    • @Poctyk
      @Poctyk Před 7 lety +10

      I am crying from laughter right now ;D
      --AND I AM JAVERT
      Wait, I laugh at dad jokes, does that mean I become older?

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 Před 7 lety +9

      Angie Richer Then his kid makes his own lunch and is charged with theft and given a sentence of five years of imprisonment.

  • @nasanierulastname2997
    @nasanierulastname2997 Před 8 lety +612

    Javert - "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
    Patrick - "No, this is Patrick!"
    Javert - "AND I'M JAVERT!"

  • @DMasterPproductions
    @DMasterPproductions Před 6 lety +393

    "I AM the Senate."
    "A N D I ' M J A V E R T"

  • @Kickiusz
    @Kickiusz Před 7 lety +231

    "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife..."
    "AND I'M JAVERT"

    • @carltonleboss
      @carltonleboss Před 4 lety +2

      Another Russell Crowe character, eh?

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 Před 3 lety +8

      @@carltonleboss This is getting out of hand . Now there's two of them !

  • @Darkpegasus3456
    @Darkpegasus3456 Před 8 lety +554

    "What's your name, man?!"
    "Alexander Hamilton. My name is Alexander Hamilton"
    "AND I'M JAVERT"

    • @avidarois5505
      @avidarois5505 Před 7 lety +21

      "I'm taking this horseman by the reins making the redcoats redder with bloodstains!"
      "AND I'M JAVERT!"

    • @alexfrog546
      @alexfrog546 Před 6 lety

      Darkstorm oml yes

    • @Mushroom1512
      @Mushroom1512 Před 6 lety +3

      Darkstorm Javert wrote....
      THE OTHER 51!!!

    • @justoneguy2487
      @justoneguy2487 Před 6 lety +3

      Don't cross the revolutions! They will only go backwards as a result.

    • @katyloveboadway9980
      @katyloveboadway9980 Před 5 lety +1

      Darkstorm And then he grabs your hand says be true and you turn back to me and suddenly I’m JAVERT

  • @arkhamfivehundred
    @arkhamfivehundred Před 9 lety +221

    "I am Groot."
    *AND I'M JAVERT!*
    "It's-a me! Mario!"
    *AND I'M JAVERT!*
    "I AM BEOWULF!!!"
    *AND I'M JAVERT!*
    "I'm John Smith."
    *AND I'M JAVERT!*
    "I am MEGATROOOOOOON!"
    *AND I'M JAVERT!*

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker Před 9 lety +5

      GundamFan527 "Hodor."
      "*_AND I'M JAVERT!_*"

    • @KirbyLinkACW
      @KirbyLinkACW Před 6 lety +2

      I'm Spartacus!
      *AND I'M JAVERT!*

    • @PeiceofNick
      @PeiceofNick Před 6 lety +4

      It was me Dio!
      *AND I'M JAVERT!*

    • @gommodore6441
      @gommodore6441 Před 4 lety +4

      I am inevitable...
      AND I'M JAVERT!

    • @eyesack2007
      @eyesack2007 Před 4 lety +1

      I have been very voice you have ever heard inside your head.
      AND I'M JAVERT!

  • @emmakreuk9918
    @emmakreuk9918 Před 9 lety +179

    "I´m The Doctor, I´m a Timelord, I´m from the planter Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasteborous, I´m 904 years old and I´m the man who´s gonna save your life, and all six billion people on the planet below."
    " AND I'M JAVERT!"

  • @evannewman8381
    @evannewman8381 Před 9 lety +333

    And I'm Jajvert!
    Do not forget my name!
    Do not forget my name!
    Do not forget my mom!

    • @MrThischarmingman2
      @MrThischarmingman2 Před 8 lety +24

      +Evan Newman 2Fort.

    • @ANDR3alfaro
      @ANDR3alfaro Před 8 lety +28

      Get me a sandwich!

    • @Bonk4Me
      @Bonk4Me Před 8 lety +25

      +Evan Newman
      -We were starving!
      -You will starve again! LOL.
      -LOL.

    • @ComedyLoverGirl
      @ComedyLoverGirl Před 6 lety +5

      The question remains - what did Javert's mom do that landed her pregnant in a jail?

    • @willywins0446
      @willywins0446 Před 2 lety +1

      Nom nom nom nom nom! Whoa.

  • @Wangdalf
    @Wangdalf Před 8 lety +138

    "MY NAMES BARRY ALLEN AND IM THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE"
    "AND IM JARVERT!"

  • @joeymontgomery1191
    @joeymontgomery1191 Před 6 lety +70

    We, we fought with him!
    Me, I died for him!
    Me, I trusted him!
    Me, I loved him!
    And me... I’m the damn fool who shot him!
    AND I'M JAVERT.

    • @Eddie6360
      @Eddie6360 Před rokem +1

      That should have been in the video

    • @deltaphazon4688
      @deltaphazon4688 Před rokem +1

      @@Eddie6360 Video came out before Hamilton

  • @louiswilson7986
    @louiswilson7986 Před 9 lety +273

    Fuck, i forgot his name

  • @CitizenKahne1992
    @CitizenKahne1992 Před 9 lety +148

    "I am Optimus Prime."
    "And I'm Javert!"
    "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."
    "And I'm Javert!"

  • @satiricwriter
    @satiricwriter Před 10 lety +93

    I am Buzz Lightyear, i come in peace.
    AND I'M JAVERT!

  • @catherinedurette645
    @catherinedurette645 Před 8 lety +103

    I AM THE HOPE OF THE OMNIVERSE
    I AM THE LIGHT BULB IN THE DARKNESS
    I AM THE BACON IN THE FRIDGE FOR ALL LIVING THINGS WHO CRY OUT IN HUNGER
    I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEEGA
    I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT
    I AM SON GOKU! AND I! AM A SUPER SAIYIN!
    AND IM JAVERT!

    • @tak.d
      @tak.d Před 7 lety +2

      "OBJECTION!"
      "DO NOT FORGET MY NAME..."
      "FUCK"
      Load Save State

    • @thewlf-man4191
      @thewlf-man4191 Před 3 lety

      AND
      I
      A
      AM
      LEGEND

  • @Optimegatrongodzilla
    @Optimegatrongodzilla Před 10 lety +126

    Big Gay Al: I'm supeeeer! Thanks for asking!
    Javert: And I'm Javert!

    • @Javert-cq6nz
      @Javert-cq6nz  Před 10 lety +3

      That's a good one! Wish I'd thought of it

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 Před 7 lety

      +Javert 24601
      Morgan Freeman: "I am God."
      Russel Crowe: "And I'm Javert!!!"

    • @Optimegatrongodzilla
      @Optimegatrongodzilla Před 7 lety +7

      Groot: I am Groot.
      Javert: And I'm Javert!

  • @Thejigholeman
    @Thejigholeman Před 10 lety +400

    who is he? i seem to have missed his name.

  • @4dultw1thj0b
    @4dultw1thj0b Před 10 lety +111

    This is truly a thing of beauty.

  • @TheAwp45
    @TheAwp45 Před 10 lety +65

    She's cheer captain, AND I'M JAVERT

  • @pg9513
    @pg9513 Před 6 lety +15

    "My name is Marius Pontmercy!"
    "And mine's Cosette!"
    "AND I'M JAVERT"

  • @ashtuatara
    @ashtuatara Před 9 lety +43

    "I'm Harry. Harry Potter."
    "AND I'M JAVERT!"

  • @sophiemoscow361
    @sophiemoscow361 Před 7 lety +42

    'My names Alana, im 6 years old and im a beauty queen!'
    'AND IM JAVERT!!'

  • @finleyforevermore
    @finleyforevermore Před 2 lety +22

    "I'm Orpheus!"
    "AND I'M JAVERT!"
    "Are they always like this?"
    "Yes."
    Alternatively:
    "Angelica!"
    "Eliza!"
    "And Peggy!"
    "AND I'M JAVERT!"

  • @natsusekai6190
    @natsusekai6190 Před 8 lety +139

    garnet
    amythest
    and pearl!
    AND STEVEN!
    AND I'M JAVERT!

  • @sei6156
    @sei6156 Před 8 lety +55

    How do you do, my name Gavroche-
    AND IM JAVERT!

  • @Qwerty-xi2zs
    @Qwerty-xi2zs Před 8 lety +28

    AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!
    And I'm Javert.

  • @Kaidantonio333
    @Kaidantonio333 Před 8 lety +77

    "I am the greatest practitioner of psychokinesis and telepathy - IN THE WURRRLD!"
    "AND I'M JAVERT!"

    • @LordQuadros
      @LordQuadros Před 8 lety +4

      +KaidanTONiO "I'm Big Boss, and so are you."
      "AND I'M JAVERT!"

    • @Kaidantonio333
      @Kaidantonio333 Před 8 lety +4

      LordQuadros
      "I am Liquid's doppelganger, and you are his, just like your father."
      "AND I'M JAVERT!"

    • @LordQuadros
      @LordQuadros Před 8 lety +2

      "I'M FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE!"
      "AND I'M JAVERT!"

    • @Kaidantonio333
      @Kaidantonio333 Před 8 lety +2

      LordQuadros
      "I was only nine years old..."
      "AND I'M JAVERT!"

    • @LordQuadros
      @LordQuadros Před 8 lety +2

      "Kept you waiting, huh? I'm at the sneaking point."
      "AND I'M JAVERT!"

  • @JuliaKoep
    @JuliaKoep Před 10 lety +219

    I'M CRYING SO HARD YOU CAN'T IMAGINE XDDDD
    thank you for this video omfg someone help me

  • @BullGator-kd6ge
    @BullGator-kd6ge Před 6 lety +10

    Javert: "your a dangerous man!!"
    Jean: "I stole a loaf of bread!!"

  • @ladielydkyd1281
    @ladielydkyd1281 Před 9 lety +15

    "I'm the Doctor."
    "AND I'M JAVERT!"

  • @teeman9266
    @teeman9266 Před 8 lety +115

    To the left to the right
    To the left to the right
    eeereereeee

  • @cia4U9525
    @cia4U9525 Před 9 lety +156

    I'm CIA.

  • @karagriffiths4551
    @karagriffiths4551 Před 10 lety +19

    This is amazing.....

  • @faintingiridescence7372
    @faintingiridescence7372 Před 7 lety +22

    work work
    Angelicaaaa
    work work
    Eliiiza
    And I'm Javert!

  • @ssjgssjvegito2882
    @ssjgssjvegito2882 Před 10 lety +16

    Ryuzaki: i want to tell you i'm L...
    Javert: And i'm Javert!

    • @o7_AP
      @o7_AP Před 10 lety +1

      XD OMG that's so good

  • @hannahsutter3147
    @hannahsutter3147 Před 7 lety +4

    Emperor Palpatine: I AM the Senate!Javert: AND IIIII'M JAVERT!

  • @royhe3154
    @royhe3154 Před 10 lety +43

    What's his name again?

  • @kibathefang6022
    @kibathefang6022 Před 11 měsíci +2

    "I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella."
    "And I'm Javert."

  • @bigshackles
    @bigshackles Před 6 lety +5

    Wolverine and Jor el singing

  • @peucoman
    @peucoman Před 7 lety +5

    Mefilas:WHAT ARE YOU, ULTRAMAN!? Human, or Alien?
    Ultraman: I am both
    Javert: AND I'M JAVERT!

  • @FourthDerivative
    @FourthDerivative Před 9 lety +19

    Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
    AND I'M JAVERT

    • @DougsDiggers
      @DougsDiggers Před 9 lety +6

      10/10 would crash this plane again,

  • @viviannagrondahl4903
    @viviannagrondahl4903 Před 9 lety +4

    This was beautiful. Thank you ; 3; I am moved to tears!

  • @TemplateUserNameSquad
    @TemplateUserNameSquad Před 8 lety +5

    I am a shadow, the true self.
    And I'm Javert.

  • @Smashlander
    @Smashlander Před 8 lety +1

    Now whenever someone introduces them self, you say "AND IM JAVERT!

  • @magicalmerengue7025
    @magicalmerengue7025 Před rokem +3

    "My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."
    "AND I'M JAVERT!"

  • @iJerseyDevil
    @iJerseyDevil Před 7 lety +1

    I'm Rick Harrison, and THIS... is my pawn shop.
    AND I'M JAVERT!

  • @krakendude2
    @krakendude2 Před 10 lety +20

    Once the view count hits 2,461 EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT

  • @leftoverspagehhti481
    @leftoverspagehhti481 Před 4 lety

    Javert is my fav character i am obsessed

  • @lindgrenland
    @lindgrenland Před 3 lety +2

    The comments are GOLD! Thank you everyone - I love you and would take a bullet for all of you

  • @troywright359
    @troywright359 Před 6 lety +2

    I wish each person had been shopped over prisoner 24601, so it looked like he was telling them all personally he was javert lol

  • @deadaises9888
    @deadaises9888 Před 2 lety +1

    'help me, im dying...'
    'AND I'M JAVERT!'

  • @baggietid7912
    @baggietid7912 Před 5 lety +2

    Your a wizard harry
    AND IM JAVERT

  • @_catnipdanger_
    @_catnipdanger_ Před 9 lety +1

    This is the best I've ever seen in life

  • @yuuka4964
    @yuuka4964 Před 5 lety +1

    It took Javert 19 interruptions before he could finish his line.

  • @cheatsykoopa98
    @cheatsykoopa98 Před 6 lety +1

    -unless you learn the meaning of the law
    -I am the law!
    -and I’m javert

  • @dofishblink
    @dofishblink Před 4 lety +2

    I am inevitable.
    AND IM JAVERT

  • @Pilot_Warden
    @Pilot_Warden Před 7 lety +1

    Javert has met so many people

  • @Megan-zk2fm
    @Megan-zk2fm Před 5 lety +2

    THANOS: I AM Inevitable
    AND IM JAVERT

  • @thewlf-man4191
    @thewlf-man4191 Před 3 lety +2

    I am Count.....Dracula
    *AND IIIIM JAVERT!...DO NOT FORGET MY NAME!*

  • @AllieVadner1
    @AllieVadner1 Před 10 lety

    I just can't XDDDDDDDDD I've been watching this over and over and still laughing bad!!

  • @mosscollum
    @mosscollum Před 8 lety +1

    "I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men."
    "And I'm Javert!"

  • @HealthyPlanet
    @HealthyPlanet Před 8 lety +1

    Yeas. Javert is like a merciless and miserable landlady who killed one of my formerly starving and miserable rescued kittens, because he trespassed onto her property, from an off-property forest in the backyard. He wasn't in the rental contract so she made him disappear. Thanks for this humor therapy for my sad heart. This well-done video provided unexpected healing humor for me. I so much more now appreciate mercy. Thank you.

  • @TheSupergamer300Show
    @TheSupergamer300Show Před 8 lety +2

    You're a wizard Harry.
    AND I'M JAVERT

  • @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484

    You thought it was Javert…
    BUT IT WAS I, DIO!!!

  • @mungdaal9643
    @mungdaal9643 Před 7 lety

    I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. And I'm Javert!

  • @emperornicholas8117
    @emperornicholas8117 Před 3 lety +1

    Javert: You will pay for your crimes, 24601.
    Me: I’m not a criminal or a prisoner. I’m an Emperor, and my name is Nicholas.
    Javert: 2:19

  • @galacticpopcorn9981
    @galacticpopcorn9981 Před 4 lety +1

    "Kono Dio da!"
    "AND I'M JAVERT"

  • @jackjones4248
    @jackjones4248 Před 7 lety +3

    I am the Way, the Truth and the Life
    And I'm Javert

  • @SpedeVesku
    @SpedeVesku Před 4 lety

    Thanos: I am inevitable
    Javert: And I'm JAVERT!

  • @whenyougodown228
    @whenyougodown228 Před 3 lety +2

    I won't forget his name.

  • @CARSAIGFILMS
    @CARSAIGFILMS Před 8 lety +1

    "Ward is hydra!"
    "AND IM JAVERT!"

  • @borednow
    @borednow Před 3 lety

    hahhahahaaahahahaha i love these kind of videos... top notch dry humor :D... i cant imagine how much time it took to make this

  • @denicever9307
    @denicever9307 Před 7 lety +1

    omg!! I litterally felt from the chair because i didnt expected that "Im Batman"

  • @erikschwab6405
    @erikschwab6405 Před 8 lety +11

    "Meesa called Jar Jar Binks!"
    [Javert commits suicide]

  • @neindankelily
    @neindankelily Před 4 lety +1

    *during a heart full of love*
    Marius: My name is Marius Pormersy
    Cosett: and I’m Cosett
    Javert: AND IM JAVERT

  • @oldcowbb
    @oldcowbb Před 10 měsíci +2

    i am inevitable
    and i'm javert

  • @zenaairaleroh
    @zenaairaleroh Před rokem

    Lloyd Garmadon: I am the Ultimate Spinjitzu Master!
    Javert: AND IM JAVERT

  • @thegayghost872
    @thegayghost872 Před 7 lety +1

    His voice is like nails on a chalkboard!

  • @lemonmelon1883
    @lemonmelon1883 Před 7 lety

    "Alright class, what are all your names?" "I'm Dylan." "I'm Olivia." "AND I'M JAVERT."

  • @MissLovebat
    @MissLovebat Před 2 lety +1

    1:54 I was not expecting that, holy shit!

  • @ruthlesswolf1218
    @ruthlesswolf1218 Před 5 lety +1

    "So,whats your name?"
    "My name is Jeff"
    "And I'm Javert!"

  • @Liveandlearn789
    @Liveandlearn789 Před 7 lety

    "I'm vegan"
    "AND IM JAVERT! ...YOU WILL NOT FORGET MY NAME!"

  • @ronanlilley
    @ronanlilley Před 9 lety

    this is one of my favorite videos of all time

  • @phoenixfirex
    @phoenixfirex Před 5 lety +1

    I am Optimus Prime
    And I'm Javert!

  • @taeyangan5927
    @taeyangan5927 Před 7 lety +1

    "We are FBI!!"
    "AND I AM JAVERT!!!"
    "The wolverine"
    "AND I AM JAVERT!!!"
    "Keep calm and i am spiderman"
    "AND I AM JAVERT!!!"
    "My name is Xavier, you guys are all gifted children"
    "AND I AM JAVERT!!"

  • @vibecheck7158
    @vibecheck7158 Před 3 lety +1

    My name is Yoshikage Kira. Im 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh,where all the Villas are, and I am not married.I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores,and I get home every day by 8PM at the latest.I don't smoke ,but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11PM, and make sure I get 8 hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told that there were no issues at my last check-up. I am trying to explain to you that I am a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night.That is how i deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
    AND I'M JAVERT!

  • @daisysmart8874
    @daisysmart8874 Před 4 lety +1

    "My name is Connor, I'm the android sent by Cyberlife."
    "AND I'M JAVERT"

  • @edithann1284
    @edithann1284 Před 8 lety

    Excellent !!!!

  • @svprememe
    @svprememe Před 7 lety +18

    Dr Pavel, I'm CIA

  • @Dreadpirate404
    @Dreadpirate404 Před 8 lety

    This is outstanding.

  • @thomasbeevor9570
    @thomasbeevor9570 Před 4 lety

    Thanos- "I am inevitable!"
    Javert- "AND I'M JAVERT!"

  • @liamfunnyman6965
    @liamfunnyman6965 Před 7 lety

    Now I want a story-driven YTP with Javert as James Bond's sidekick.

  • @CritScratch
    @CritScratch Před 6 lety +1

    it sounds so sarcastic i love it

  • @jdofthefunk
    @jdofthefunk Před 8 lety +1

    Judge Dredd and Javert would make an excellent team.

  • @PlanetAwesomenessProductions

    i'm starving.
    *AND I'M JAVERT*

  • @atanvardecunambiel8917

    I can't unhear DaThings's edits.

  • @TechSavvyGamer
    @TechSavvyGamer Před 5 lety +1

    Just watched this movie in my world history class and I now realize how many memes are from it! 😂

  • @FadingToAshes
    @FadingToAshes Před 8 lety

    My name is Jonas, I'm carrying the wheel.
    And I'm Javert!

  • @carrbender
    @carrbender Před 3 lety +1

    Hola, I’m Dora
    *🎶AND I’M JAVERT!🎶*

  • @kamekakarot
    @kamekakarot Před 5 lety +1

    "I'm the android sent by CyberLif-"
    "AND I'M JAVERT!"

  • @MetalGemstones
    @MetalGemstones Před 7 lety +9

    Who came bc of NC

    • @johnbroadhurst2463
      @johnbroadhurst2463 Před 3 lety

      Yakko Warner: I'm Yakko
      Wakko Warner: I'm Wakko
      Dot: And I'm Javert. Shoot!
      *wakko warner laughs*